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CA Warns Of Massive Botnet Attack

m4dm4n wrote to mention a story running on The Register which describes a coordinated malware attack designed to establish a massive botnet. From the article: "The attack involves three different Trojans - Glieder, Fantibag and Mitglieder - in a co-ordinated assault designed to establish a huge botnet under the control of hackers. Computer Associates reckons that access to the compromised PCs is for sale on a black market, at prices as low as five cents per PC."

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  1. Now.. by Cruithne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now witness the power of this fully operational botnet... :/

    1. Re:Now.. by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny
      But then again, post a link to the target on Slashdot and you got instant, free (less then 5c/machine) botnet attack.

      Come to think of it, the operator is probabil not from US or Western Europe, if they were, they would have had something like 25c/machine, maybe even have a deal: buy 100 for the price of 90. Or perhaps, offer coupons to the slashdot geeks or something.

      I personally would be interested and I would buy the botnet just so I can have it attack itself to see what happens.

    2. Re:Now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll buy you for 25cents

    3. Re:Now.. by yiantsbro · · Score: 3, Funny

      True, but if it truly were an American deal there would be a rebate involved somewhere (where you have to send in screenshots of the attack, printed MAC addresses from the machines, etc.).

    4. Re:Now.. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 1

      Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy the Internet is insignificant next to the power of the Force!

    5. Re:Now.. by SwimsWithTheFishes · · Score: 1

      In more recent news, botnet has controlled enough cpu power to become sentient and has renamed itself "skynet".

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    6. Re:Now.. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Now all we need is a Wookie and a few Ewoks to ultimately unravel the entire system.

    7. Re:Now.. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      "Go buy control of my machines!"
      "Yes, sir, Mr. Gates."

    8. Re:Now.. by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Go buy control of my machines!"
      "Yes, sir, Mr. Gates."


      LOL. Well it is one thing that Microsoft could do to improve its security, at least in the short term. Kinda sets a bad example, though.

      Five cents per compromised machine???
      Now the question is, What is the going rate for compromised Linux boxes? Or better yet, for compromised OpenBSD boxes?
      That my friends is how you can measure the effectiveness of the security.

  2. There is a money trail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How long can this continue for?

    1. Re:There is a money trail. by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as they keep getting elected and increasing the amount they take in tax money.

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    2. Re:There is a money trail. by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a money trail in normal, non-Internet organized crime, too, but even crime families in the U.S. have often taken years of inside work by informants and FBI agents to crack. Now we're talking about crime rings in Eastern Europe and Russia, where law enforcement is even less efficient at bringing down this sort of organization.

    3. Re:There is a money trail. by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Law enforcement in Russia is this kind of organization.

  3. Half Price Zombie PCs. by iolagnm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to Blackbeard's weapons emporium. You will see we have the finest collection of AK-47s, anti-aircraft missiles, and Airzookas. Oh, and over here we have wholesale zombie PCs.

    1. Re:Half Price Zombie PCs. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      You will see we have the finest collection of AK-47s, anti-aircraft missiles, and Airzookas. Oh, and over here we have wholesale zombie PCs. ...and iPods!

      (bill maher joke, RE: crazy ahmed (crazy eddie) parody)

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    2. Re:Half Price Zombie PCs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget gay slaves, Tomahawk missiles, and heroin...

  4. Evolution, baby by metlin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cops and robbers, all the time.

    And in the meantime, technology gets more sophisticated. Progress eitherway.

    1. Re:Evolution, baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Cops and robbers, all the time.
      > And in the meantime, technology gets more sophisticated. Progress eitherway.

      Thanks for your thoughtful, timely response. I'm not sure what would happen to Slashdot without people like you around.

      Moderators: +5 insightful, please. Can't you see this man's a genius?

    2. Re:Evolution, baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Flag on the play. Excessive sarcasm. 15 Yards from previous spot.

    3. Re:Evolution, baby by capt.Hij · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention the upcoming movie with Russel Crowe as the private eye who goes deep underground to catch these murderous thugs. Hours of film with Mr. Crowe staring at a computer screen typing away with his shirt off while chatting with the evil villian played by some totally hot babe also sitting at a computer. So not only do the cops and robbers evolve but so does our entertainment industry. I can't wait...

  5. This is interesting... by under_score · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's cool in a way: very William Gibson-esqe or something. A new battlefront. I've moved my servers to OpenBSD due to their incredible security record, and I'm going to be moving my desktops/laptops to Mac/Linux soon. I don't want to be part of the problem.

    1. Re:This is interesting... by macaulay805 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have done this in the past, but there are some problems I keep running into regarding OpenBSD on my server.

      1. The MySQL Databases' Tables keep getting Corrupted
      2. The disk writes in OpenBSD are extremely slow.

      So I had decided the best approach is to use OpenBSD with (its wonderful) PF as my firewall and use FreeBSD as the actual servers (with the chroot trickery that OpenBSD does by default). This setup has been rock solid so far.

    2. Re:This is interesting... by under_score · · Score: 1

      Cool! I'm not running much in terms of heavy db apps. But I'm planning some so I'll keep this in mind. Thanks!

    3. Re:This is interesting... by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

      Migrating your desktops to Macintosh or Linux is a sweet deal if you can get it. Most of my clients are strapped to Windows for the forseeable future. It surprising how many IT professionals in big enterprises are talking about Linux and Mac OS X these days, though. As recently as a few years ago, all they talked about was Windows. Now many of them seem to be considering and exploring alternatives. Hosting Windows as a virtual machine on top of Linux is an idea they seem to be exploring more and more.

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    4. Re:This is interesting... by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Moving to a new platform/OS without knowing all the ins and outs, could be just as dangerous as staying with Windows.

      I remember my early days with Linux, back when I used to futz around and actually made my machines less secure, before I learned a great deal more about the OS and its features.

      I am not saying that switching is bad, I am just saying that it is important to know what you are switching to before making the switch.

      Nobody should get caught with their firewall down holding their LAN cable in their hand...

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    5. Re:This is interesting... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think it would be fine to move to OpenBSD, and keep all your settings on 'paranoid'.

      It does ship *secure* out of the box. No remote exploits.

      Don't open any ports until you get the hang of it.

      Either way, it won't be *more* dangerous than Windows :)

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    6. Re:This is interesting... by th3space · · Score: 1

      offtopic

      Previously, I had posted about the troubles I had been having with windows...last night, inexplicably, I couldn't get anything to happen...booted, explorer.exe crashed, tried running an app, explorer.exe crashed, ran a restore, reloaded, it crashed...I'm going to be spending my weekend trying to snag the things I hadn't backed up in a week or so - email, documents, presentations, etc - and then I'm installing OpenBSD.

      Windows is a blight on the world of computers, and the sooner we rid ourselves of it, the better...I'd go mac, but I haven't the cash at this exact moment.

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    7. Re:This is interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No remote exploits."

      One, actually. And to say that OpenBSD will *never* have another exploit again is kind of silly. I love OpenBSD, and I use it at home on my server and laptop, but that doesn't mean I just sit around and pretend like everything is okay.

      Checking the Errata and Package Updates once a day (or at least twice a week) never hurt anyone--especially if you have multiple users on your box. I'm paranoid--nobody uses my box to begin with.

      Anyways, long story short: just because something seems secure, doesn't mean that anyone should be relaxed about security. If anything, the more secure something seems, the more attention one should be spending to security. Once someone does find an exploit or problem, it's going to spread like a wildfire, and if you're caught with your pants down... good luck.

      With all of that being said, I feel comfortable using OpenBSD. It hasn't let me down yet, and I can only hope it keeps that reputation up with me. However, I treat every update/patch (as small as it may be) as if it were an exploit waiting to be abused by every script kiddie out there--then I'm just pleasantly disappointed when it isn't.

    8. Re:This is interesting... by rungood · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way: I don't want to be a part of the problem. But I am running XP on my laptop and just don't feel I know enough about Linux yet (I'm trying!) to make the switch. You guys are a great resource for me, and believe me, I've already learned a lot, though there is still much more to learn-- even the most computer savvy people feel this, I'm sure. But in the meantime, is there any hope that all the bad things that are happening with Windows (and Microsoft), that they will change their ways and actually anticipate some of these problems that are occurring? Or are they just stubborn, doing things out of ease, or just because they want to, or perhaps they feels it's too difficult and scary to change? If any of these is the case, perhaps Microsoft is in danger of following the 'fall of the Roman empire' model, as it appears our current government is-- though the difference with Microsoft is that it will most likely not take 300 years to do so, if this is the case. What do you guys think? I'm certainly not pretending to know everything.... :)

    9. Re:This is interesting... by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      Ironically, for the last week, my best-functioning Linux workstation has been my laptop (Acer Travelmate 8004) due to my upgrading the desktops to AMD 64 and it's taken a while to find and install new drivers. I even tried installing Win XP 64-bit, but the state of those drivers are miserable to say the least so I reverted back to the 32-bit version for now. I'm most used to Gentoo, but you may be better off with Ubuntu or Mandrake and www.linux-on-laptops.com.

      And yes, most empires come to an end. So will Microsoft. But if it goes with a bang or a whimper, I cannot say. There are about 40 billion reasons in favour of the long, drawn-out whimper theory, though. Then again the Cascadias might intervene.

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    10. Re:This is interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't FreeBSD and OpenBSD use the same file system type, FFS? Why would they be different in execution speed (except for kernel compiling options)?

    11. Re:This is interesting... by maelstrom · · Score: 1

      Thats dandy except that OpenBSD isn't trivial to patch and keep up to date. An attitude like this is a sure way to get yourself owned. Security is a process, installing OpenBSD and then not keeping up to date on patches is nearly as bad as doing the same thing on Windows.

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    12. Re:This is interesting... by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

      From my understanding, it is the way that the Kernel does the Disk I/O Operation ...

    13. Re:This is interesting... by janoc · · Score: 1
      Well, it is not really - if you just switch the system without understanding *why* there is a problem in the first place, you will get the same mess sooner or later. OpenBSD is not a silver bullet.

      This is a common problem with security issues - "I will just buy/install a gizmo X which makes my computer/network/company secure and I am fine." It is the same as buying a new car, because "the old one stopped running", without realizing that you have to refill the gas tank.

      In the end the only people which you made secure are the vendors - of the security tools and the cars :) Security is not a one-time thing, it is a process and most people do not realize this.

    14. Re:This is interesting... by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>is there any hope that all the bad things that are happening with Windows (and Microsoft), that they will change their ways and actually anticipate some of these problems that are occurring?

      As great and infallible as non-Windows OSs are, these same problems exist with Linux, Mac et al, just on a much smaller scale. Having some 95% of all desktops, Windows is the natural target here.

      The problem isn't Windows or Microsoft. The problem is the **users**. They open email attachments without questioning the source. They don't run anti-virus software (or don't maintain the subscription). They don't employ firewalls. They don't update and patch their systems. They don't scan their systems for adware.

      Yes, IE allows adware to be installed. Yes, Windows has the RPC hole. Yes, the windows kernel is, has been, and most likely will always be, insecure. But there are steps that a user can take to protect themselves. I have used Windows since Win286 and I have never been infected with a virus, never been compromised by a worm and never been the victim of spyware. I'm not an anti-MS person but I don't blindly use their software. I have more *nix servers than Windows servers but you could hardly consider me a fanatic.

      True, I'm an IT professional and have a greater knowledge of PCs than 99% of users out there (just like the rest of us here), but it's not rocket science to keep yourself protected.

      If the Penguin Dream of taking over the desktop ever comes true, you can bet that viruses, trojans, adware, etc will become an epidemic on Linux just as it is on Windows.

      Remember: dumb users are platform-independent.

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    15. Re:This is interesting... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I'm going to be moving my desktops/laptops to Mac/Linux soon. I don't want to be part of the problem.

      An easier solution might be to just secure your existing machines. Anyone savvy enough to make the switch to Linux can probably handle securing Windows...

      Just a though....not trying to talk abnyone out of switching....

    16. Re:This is interesting... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I had similar lack of knowledge and experience issues back when I first started down the linux/*BSD path, and it can be quite intimidating to a newcomer to *nix-based OSs.

      Fortunately, these days it is much easier to get a handle on basic linux and *BSD operation/configuration/etc. There are now many excellent LiveCD distributions out there, including both linux and FreeBSD (FreeSBIE project).

      They allow a newcomer to experience an operational, mostly configured system without risking your existing OS and data, and get familiar with it, and most can be installed to a hard drive while saving the configurations that were auto-detected by the LiveCD startup.

      There are many flavors of linux LiveCD distributions out there like Knoppix http://www.knoppix.net/ and even "specialty" LiveCDs like P.H.L.A.K.(Professional Hackers Linux Assault Kit) http://www.phlak.org/ or Auditor http://new.remote-exploit.org/index.php/Auditor_ma in and for FreeBSD there is FreeSBIE http://www.freesbie.org/ which gave me my leg-up with the steep part of the learning curve for FreeBSD (the developers at #freesbie on Azzura.net on IRC are helpful and friendly!).

      Good luck, hope that helps!

      Strat

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    17. Re:This is interesting... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Moving to a new platform/OS without knowing all the ins and outs, could be just as dangerous as staying with Windows....

      That might be true for running a highly visible and complicated corporate Internet server system, but certainly not for the millions of PCs owned by ordinary users. All they need to know is that a Mac running OSX doesn't get viruses or other malware and don't get made into zombies run via remote control by the Russian Mafia. Whether that is due to low marketshare or just better design has been debated endlessly. The facts are: No malware for Macs.

      In a Mac, if there were any, the malwares can't imbed themselves deeply in the system, modify a critical file, such as the Windows registry. Getting rid of that stupid, obtuse registry, or at least making it read only to all non-system software would put a crimp into all these malware programs that set themselves up to automatically run at every re-boot.

      With the Intenet came the end of the PERSONAL computer. Insecure computer are now multi-user systems, with users other than the owner physically located almost anywhere on Earth. All this crap happens because Windows is still a SINGE USER system. Every Windows account is set up as an administrator and any program run from there has full access to any part of the computer. If a limited user is set up, many if not most Widows programs malfunction. For a limited account, a smart admin CAN set the permissions such that many of these programs will get access to what they need and then work OK, but that is too hard to do for a clueless user and so they run as an admin. The responsibility of security of a computer lies within the OS, not any of the application programs. Since the Windows OS is insecure, the apps will be also. I hope MS fixes this in the new Windows, whatever they will ultimately call it.

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    18. Re:This is interesting... by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      I still run an old release of OpenBSD on my firewall. No errata in three years applies to my config, so no updates needed.

      KISS is important, and keeping things isolated from eachother across servers helps, too. I probably wouldn't run SMP OpenBSD, either, as single cpus are easier to keep secure (probably why OpenBSD dragged their feet so long on SMP).

    19. Re:This is interesting... by Joe+Jarvis · · Score: 1

      Dangerous for the indivudal maybe. But inexperienced computer users actually serve the community by spurring better-designed software. There will always be inexperienced users in the world, and Joe Everyman's ignorance acts like a vaccine by forcing developers to put out his fires. It's poor human implementation that make developers think about the user's security for him--and this is a good thing because the system, i.e., the network dominated by the millions of people who are not geeks, is only as strong as the lowest common denominator.

    20. Re:This is interesting... by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1

      All this crap happens because Windows is still a SINGE USER system.

      Yes, Windows has been and is and probably will be for years the _worst_ networked operating system possible to connect to the Internet...yet millions of people do it...because that's what Dell shipped on their crappy PC. Microsoft has the smartest lawyers on the planet, because, in any other industry, they'd have been sued into pulp by now.

    21. Re:This is interesting... by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1

      And yes, most empires come to an end. So will Microsoft.

      SPOILER: In the end, Ballmer turns to the good side and throws Gates down an elevator shaft.

      This is all a pretty good drama, IMO.

    22. Re:This is interesting... by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      In the end, Ballmer turns to the good side and throws Gates down an elevator shaft.

      Yeah, with the actors playing against a bluescreen and the shaft is digitally inserted... -Bill, I run Linux. -Nooooooooooo!

      (IIRC that scene was actually shot with the shaft painted on glass plates in front of the camera, but that's not half as fun)

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    23. Re:This is interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact that OpenBSD sucks so badly at being a user oriented, user conscious, user abetting OS that no one in their right mind would have that
      annoying blight of an OS installed on anything that they wanted to use on a daily basis for the multifarious things that people use computers for.

    24. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      In a Mac, if there were any, the malwares can't imbed themselves deeply in the system, modify a critical file, such as the Windows registry.

      Of course they can.

      Getting rid of that stupid, obtuse registry, or at least making it read only to all non-system software would put a crimp into all these malware programs that set themselves up to automatically run at every re-boot.

      If you don't run as an Adminitrator, it *is* "read only".

      All this crap happens because Windows is still a SINGE USER system.

      NT has been multiuser since day 1.

      If a limited user is set up, many if not most Widows programs malfunction.

      Not that there's much Microsoft can do about poorly written applications.

      The responsibility of security of a computer lies within the OS, not any of the application programs. Since the Windows OS is insecure, the apps will be also. I hope MS fixes this in the new Windows, whatever they will ultimately call it.

      There's not really anything for them to "fix" apart from changing the default user from an Administratir to something like a Power User - and that's going to break exactly the same things then as doing it manually does today.

      The problem is the *applications*, not the OS.

    25. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Yes, the windows kernel is, has been, and most likely will always be, insecure.

      How so ?

    26. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I've moved my servers to OpenBSD [openbsd.org] due to their incredible security record, and I'm going to be moving my desktops/laptops to Mac/Linux soon.

      If you have the knowledge, skill and mandate to migrate an entire business to a different platform, you should be able to run a secure Windows shop - it's not particularly hard.

    27. Re:This is interesting... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Past and Present

      Going forward, these vulnerabilities will remain for a very simple reason: Microsoft is not about to alienate its installed user base by breaking compatibility with older applications. They're smart enough to realize that if moving to a new platform means losing not only your investment in your current OS, but in all of the applications running on it as well, very few people will upgrade. Add to this the size and complexity of present-day Windows (2000 and XP), and you can understand that a complete re-design is out of the question. Despite the flaws, this is a sound business decision on their part.

      Since Win95, each iteration of Windows has been evolutionary, not revolutionary. You could easily argue that 95 was an evolutionary step from Win16 and the loss of compatibility was worth the advances (32bit processing chief among them). 98 and ME were little more than 95 with service packs and updated drivers. XP brought a good amount of stability by incorporating many of the more robust features of NT 4 and NT 5 (aka Windows 2000).

      Longhorn is promising to bring "trusted computing" but I'm not holding my breath for a lot of success. It's one thing to come out with a consumer OS like XP and break some games. It's another thing entirely to break business applications. If they're not going to break compatibility, then they will have to retain a lot of the existing code base and/or design, thus retaining a lot of the vulnerabilities and weaknesses.

      In all fairness, Linux has its share of problems (just as every other OS), but the popularity of Windows makes it the preferred target. So we will be hearing about exploits for many years to come.

      The only truly secure system is the one not plugged in.

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    28. Re:This is interesting... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...The problem is the *applications*, not the OS...

      Well I don't know about you, but most people I know buy their computer to do real work running real application programs. It seems that Mac users are much less tolerant of crap software than their Windows counterparts. If I bought a program for my Mac that requires me to run as an admin for everyday use, I'd angrily demand my money back and so would almost all Mac users. MS has managed to condition most Windows users to accept such crapware as "normal". MS users could force these lazy developers to stop putting out crapware that needs admin access by not buying such apps.

      If every user user has admin access to the entire computer, it is in effect a SINGLE USER system, no matter how many "accounts" are installed. The OLD Mac OS9 had a "multi-user" feature, but it too was in EFFECT a single user system.

      If MS does change the default to "power user" as you suggest, they'd better be prepared for a lot of angry users, whose programs no longer work. They know this, so don't hold your breath thinking that their new OS next year will be significantly more secure than what is out there now. In a way, MS is between a rock and a hard place because of their huge base of users who'd be affected negatively by such a change. As for the registry, I still don't know why they built in such a single point of failure into their OS. I can't even count the number of re-installations of the OS I've done because some errant software hosed the registry to the point that the system would no longer boot, no matter what I tried.

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    29. Re:This is interesting... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Security is a process, installing OpenBSD and then not keeping up to date on patches is nearly as bad as doing the same thing on Windows.

      Strange idea of "nearly".
      Hmmmph, I'd take a seven-year old OpenBSD, unpatched (but avoiding one-time pads on OpenSSH), over a currently patched Windows box any day.
      Probably worthwhile to bring a few userland aps somewhat up-to-date, though.

      Security is much more a matter of making stuff solid in the first place than scurrying around applying band-aids where the breaks are noticable.

      Windows update, automatic patching, and the going rate for owned machines is a whopping five cents!

    30. Re:This is interesting... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      One, actually.

      If memory serves correctly, OpenBSD had a staged pair of patches so that there was no window of exposure even with full source disclosure. Seems like the hole had to do with something esoteric involving one-time pads, sufficiently esoteric that the same hole was a non-issue on most Linux distributions.

      The image I get of OpenBSD's security is that one should be able to do an initial install. Thereafter, everything is done remotely with a competent adversary playing man-in-the-middle, including key-loggers.

      However, I treat every update/patch (as small as it may be) as if it were an exploit waiting to be abused by every script kiddie out there
      Wise. Further, watch those updates carefully. If you are currently secure, but I can trick you into installing something that make you insecure, ...

    31. Re:This is interesting... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      but most people I know buy their computer to do real work running real application programs.

      Right. Just running the OS is kinda stupid.
      The developers run as root/administrator/whatever and test as root/administrator/whatever which pretty much forces the user to run as root/administrator/whatever. Further, as I like to put it, Microsoft has a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. There are some fine-grained access features, but the actual limits are determined by such coarse-grained aspects such as I cannot access network shares on one different computer as two different users simultaneously. I can't have two different DOS boxes with one network drive aimed at different resources (like WfW and Novell networking). On NT4 boxes, the users are just users, not even power users. On XP boxes, I've given up and they are all local administrators. The effective security is what is practically realizable, not what is theoretically possible. Five cents per compromised computer is a good measure of how effective Microsoft's security enhancement endeavors have been.

    32. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Well I don't know about you, but most people I know buy their computer to do real work running real application programs.

      You seem to be missing the point I'm making - which is that constantly criticising Microsoft about something they have no control over is simply stupid.

      If I bought a program for my Mac that requires me to run as an admin for everyday use, I'd angrily demand my money back and so would almost all Mac users.

      Oh, bullshit. 95% of Mac users wouldn't even know what "admin" really meant.

      MS has managed to condition most Windows users to accept such crapware as "normal".

      Once again, Microsoft has no real control over software developers.

      MS users could force these lazy developers to stop putting out crapware that needs admin access by not buying such apps.

      What makes you think Microsoft buys the apps for its users ?I can't even count the number of re-installations of the OS I've done because some errant software hosed the registry to the point that the system would no longer boot, no matter what I tried.

      As for the registry, I still don't know why they built in such a single point of failure into their OS.

      Because it's no different from the "single points of failure" that exist in every OS.

      I can't even count the number of re-installations of the OS I've done because some errant software hosed the registry to the point that the system would no longer boot, no matter what I tried.

      God only knows what you keep installing then, because I haven't *ever* seen an application hose the registry, let alone simultaneously wipe out one of the backups the system automatically keeps.

    33. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      On XP boxes, I've given up and they are all local administrators.

      I'm at a loss as to how you manage to keep your users running with non-admin rights on NT4, but can't do it on XP.

    34. Re:This is interesting... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....."single points of failure" that exist in every OS....

      There is NO place in the Mac OS system that needs to be writeable to every Tom-Dick and Harry application program that comes along and if that app is malicious or has a severe bug, renders the computer unbootable. Mac OS system files are read only, even to the administrator user. A Mac admin does not automatically run as root. In fact, root is disabled by default and 90% of Mac users never enable the root account. If any program suddenly asks for an admin password, that raises a VERY RED flag for most Mac users. Around here the users don't even know that password since I don't give it out.

      I have never been able to ascertain WHY the computers would no longer boot. It was seldom hardware but a Windows crash. Often there was some obtuse error message about the registry, and then the BSOD, but not always. Sometimes the system was just totally dead, not even a BSOD. Usually I WAS able to get the users files saved by using a special boot CD or floppy that allowed copying to the network server. Then it was "wipe and re-install" time.

      MS actually has quite a bit of clout over their developers, but the USERS have the ultimate clout. If the users would bitch loudly and insistently and/or not buy programs that refuse to run under a limited account, Windows could be much more secure, without users having to buy and keep up with all sorts of anti-malware protections.

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    35. Re:This is interesting... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      There is NO place in the Mac OS system that needs to be writeable to every Tom-Dick and Harry application program that comes along and if that app is malicious or has a severe bug, renders the computer unbootable.

      Nor is there in Windows (assuming - as you have with OS X - that the app developer is competent).

      Mac OS system files are read only, even to the administrator user.

      Actually quite a lot of OS X's filesystem *is* writable by admin users by default (/Applications, for example).

      If any program suddenly asks for an admin password, that raises a VERY RED flag for most Mac users.

      Bullshit. Most would type it in without even pausing to think about what the box really means, let alone what might have triggered it.

      Knowledgable Mac users that frequent web forums like /. != typical user.

      I have never been able to ascertain WHY the computers would no longer boot. It was seldom hardware but a Windows crash. Often there was some obtuse error message about the registry, and then the BSOD, but not always.

      That you can't figure something out, does not make your partisan presumptions correct.

      Sometimes the system was just totally dead, not even a BSOD.

      Hardly something that would suggest a *registry error*. Sheesh, if your Mac *won't even start* is your first suspicion /Library/Preferences ?

      MS actually has quite a bit of clout over their developers, but the USERS have the ultimate clout. If the users would bitch loudly and insistently and/or not buy programs that refuse to run under a limited account, Windows could be much more secure, without users having to buy and keep up with all sorts of anti-malware protections.

      Exactly. Now, given how much difficulty the average user has with even trivial concepts like "don't run this attachment promising you free porn if you do", how much luck do you think you're going to have educating them about the intricacies of multi-user Operating System security ?

    36. Re:This is interesting... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Most would type it in without even pausing to think about what the box really means...

      You are probably right that many, if not most would type the password -- if they know it. Here all Macs are set up such that the users DON'T know the admin password. This can be done with Windows also, but it requires LOT extra work by the admin to make sure all the needed normal user programs still work.

      On Macs, it is virtually guaranteed that user programs will work once an admin installs them. No permission tweaks need to be done.

      Now if (when) a Mac or properly set up Windows user tries to open a "free porn" attachment, a dialog for a password will come up which the user cannot give. End of the road -- no crapware on the machine.

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    37. Re:This is interesting... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      I'm at a loss as to how you manage to keep your users running with non-admin rights on NT4, but can't do it on XP.

      I'm at a loss. -- correct.
      as to how you manage -- It's not a case of "managing". I don't do anything special or different. I don't need to.

      but can't do it on XP. -- I probably could do it on XP, but I have better things to do with my time than chase down the latest peculiarities of XP. There is a difference between inability and unwillingness.

  6. Sweet by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do I have to buy the whole network at 5 cents a PC? Or can I just buy say a dollar's worth? I wouldn't mind having 20 PC's... I can force all those PCs to join my network games of Quake and Unreal... finally I'll have people to play with... gasp... maybe even online 'friends'! Mommy will be so happy... in fact I think I'll go upstairs right now and tell her the good news!

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    1. Re:Sweet by Cruithne · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just come to Zion LAN and you can have poeple for your network games of quake and unreal ;)

      <shameless plug> Largest lan WI or IL have ever seen, all for charity, a ton of great prizes (graphics cards for UT2k4), blah blah blah... google it :P </shameless plug>

    2. Re:Sweet by m50d · · Score: 1

      I'd buy a few to run eggdrop on, if they're really 5 cents each and not traceable. No more pingflooding me and taking my ops.

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    3. Re:Sweet by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      too much flash crap

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    4. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I have to buy the whole network at 5 cents a PC?

      Can I just buy my *own* computer back for a nickle?

    5. Re:Sweet by yuri82 · · Score: 1

      it's just like joining a fraternity!

      (i.e.: paying for friends)

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    6. Re:Sweet by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Can I just buy my *own* computer back for a nickle?

      No.
      If you could, it would be cheaper and more effective than any existing anti-virus/anti-spyware software.
      Sorry.

  7. SETI by dmauro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the SETI program should invest in some of this cheap computing power...

    1. Re:SETI by InvaderSkooge · · Score: 3, Funny

      SETI engages in seeking distributed computing power through legitimate means..... to endorse this would undermine the purpose of SETI in the first place. Illegitimate use of computers scares away aliens?

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    2. Re:SETI by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Since when is the SETI program for-profit? Last I checked, they were a money hole and are constantly asking for more funding? Granted, I agree that you should run SETI on any machines you don't own (in the monetary sense, not the quaint 'hacker' jargon) but SETI is far from a for-profit project. Hell, I know people would would gladly pay $5 a month to run SETI on another 100 computers under their team or user name.

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    3. Re:SETI by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 0

      It should scare everyone away.

      Using legitimate programs for illegitimate means is garbage. It should not be funny to anyone for any reason.

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    4. Re:SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could be a joke... get the stick out of your ass.

    5. Re:SETI by InvaderSkooge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Using legitimate programs for illegitimate means is garbage. It should not be funny to anyone for any reason.

      You know, call it a hunch, but I'm betting you're probably not the guy I want to be testing out my new Holocaust joke on.

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    6. Re:SETI by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

      Sorry for that, but you were about to have an anerism.

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    7. Re:SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SETI can still profit from doing something without making a profit. English is like that. Just like "own" has more than one definition, so does "profit". The first definition of profit is "#1 An advantageous gain or return; benefit." That says nothing about business or making money those are in the next less common definition.

    8. Re:SETI by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Illegitimate use of computers scares away aliens?

      Yes, they are afraid of getting hacked by Jeff Goldblum with a Mac.

  8. Wrong career by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Glieder, Fantibag, Mitglieder?

    These guys shouldn't be writing code, they should be writing Harry Potter novels.

    1. Re:Wrong career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or Kubrick screenplays.

      Mein Fuehrer! What is the point of a zombie army if we don't use it?

    2. Re:Wrong career by Hank+Chinaski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Glieder = limbs
      Mitglieder = Members

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    3. Re:Wrong career by Professr3 · · Score: 0

      "In other news, the Mitglieder trojans, or 'members', have been found to be very small. No, I am not laughing."

    4. Re:Wrong career by Elshar · · Score: 1

      You used Glieder twice.

    5. Re:Wrong career by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Who in their right mind would call their member a meatglider? ...actually, that's kind of catchy.

  9. organized crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is this legally organized crime? Can the people running such networks be prosecuted under such laws?

    1. Re:organized crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoking is bad for you, right? If I rob a bank, can they arrest me? If a bear shits in the woods...

    2. Re:organized crime? by Intron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Step 1 - Determine where the crime is taking place - location of hacker, zombie or target of attack?

      Step 2 - explain crime to local law enforcement so they know who to arrest and what evidence to collect.

      Step 3 - explain it again to DA, judge and grand jury so they know what to charge them with, if there is even a law that can be applied.

      Step 4 - watch local lawyer demolish case because no-one can figure out who was injured or assign a monetary value to loss

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    3. Re:organized crime? by Kyru · · Score: 1

      Step 5 - Profit!

    4. Re:organized crime? by LoraxLorax · · Score: 1

      You forgot: Step 0a: Determine where zombie computer is, try to convince law enforcement in that country to collect enough evidence to lead you one step closer to the hacker.

  10. 5 cents per PC? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 0


    I'm rich, bitch!

  11. Highest bidder? by syntap · · Score: 5, Funny

    access to the compromised PCs is for sale on a black market, at prices as low as five cents per PC.

    Heck, that's five cents more per PC than SETI@Home pays me, and they won't eat me when I find them like the aliens will.

  12. I don't get it by giorgiofr · · Score: 1, Informative

    Impossible as it is to track the perpetrators of these actions, I still don't see what prevents the police from tracking the payments! I mean, it's not like the dudez meet in an airport and swap a case filled with money with one filled with IPs... or is it? If you (the police) monitor the marketplace, buy the botnet, then track your (bogus) payment to the dudez, all should be solved pretty quickly.

    ...Profit?

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    1. Re:I don't get it by part_of_you · · Score: 0

      yeah and what happens when a "bot" gets wiped by the real owner? Do you get your 5 cents back?

  13. How does the money change hands? by Nf1nk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have two people, both scumbags that the authorities would like to catch, who most likly would prefer to never meet of know each others names. Niether one is trustworthy (even with nasal mist).
    They can't meet because they are likley in widely separated areas.
    They can't use a electronic transfer because it leaves a paper trail.
    how do they move the money around?

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    1. Re:How does the money change hands? by Keruo · · Score: 1

      simple, they just use someone they both trust to handle the money
      even shady businesses have semi-legitimate escrow services

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    2. Re:How does the money change hands? by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful
      even shady businesses have semi-legitimate escrow services
      Also know as "Switzerland".
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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:How does the money change hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rja14/cocaine.pdf Read this (The cocaine auction protocol). [pdf]

    4. Re:How does the money change hands? by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple answer: the same way traditional organized crime moves money around.

      It's not like these guys are all on their own, two kids who think they can make money. Often these groups are backed by, or associate with, traditional organized crime. That's what organized crime means... criminals helping criminals. You want to do something and get away with it? You pay your bit and get some help from others who already know how to do this.

    5. Re:How does the money change hands? by choongiri · · Score: 1
      They can't use a electronic transfer because it leaves a paper trail.
      Oh really? Somehow I was under the impression that electronic transfers usually leave an electronic trail.
    6. Re:How does the money change hands? by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Its probably a wire transfer to a number account in Switzerland or another country that doesn't give out banking info for the people who hold accounts in those countries.

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    7. Re:How does the money change hands? by snorklewacker · · Score: 4, Informative

      Swiss banks are so 20th century. They're expensive to open, and they actually cooperate with Interpol on money laundering.

      Caymans are where it's at.

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    8. Re:How does the money change hands? by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

      Grow up... there are legitimate businesses which do business everyday selling advertising, services, etc... transactions are laundered in the cleansing wash of everday business. You'd never notice because they have customers like MS, IBM, WSJ, etc...

    9. Re:How does the money change hands? by chrish · · Score: 1

      PayPal.

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    10. Re:How does the money change hands? by bjtuna · · Score: 1

      I recall reading something shortly after 9/11 about how the US started putting a lot of political pressure on the island-nations like the Caymans that had historically been safe-havens for money-laundering and such. The idea was to get those countries to cooperate with Interpol and US intelligence investigations. Not sure what ever came of that.

    11. Re:How does the money change hands? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      I like the sig - I'm sure most people don't believe it, although I'm absolutely sure it's right (+/- a percent or two... I have no stats on amputees to go by). :)

      MadCow.

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    12. Re:How does the money change hands? by Gangalino · · Score: 1

      Vienna, Austria is really where it's at. Cayman's a knockover also.

    13. Re:How does the money change hands? by Doctor+Crocodile · · Score: 1

      Caymans? Hiding money? say it ain't so....
      Our act is substantially cleaned up nowadays, however there's still a few ngos in the woodpile, so to speak.
      No we're just smoke and mirrors (and lawyers) for all the lawyers in Seattle, Houston and Washington (most recent three who've been caught).
      It's harder to open a personal bank account here than almost anywhere else, however if you're a Haliburton subsidiary......

  14. Price Check on Aisle 5 by InvaderSkooge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is 5 cents per PC the regular rate, or just the Memorial Day Weekend Sale price?

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  15. Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by technogogo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Get every compromised PCs to join the same botnet.
    2. White-hat hack into the botnet.
    3. Tell all compromised PCs to wipe their hard drives.
    4. No more compromised PCs! Well... not for a while anyway!

    1. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by slot32 · · Score: 1

      Or... Get Microsoft to pay 5c for each PC, and inject Sp2 and other 'hotfixes' onto these machines.

      Job done.

    2. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by vettemph · · Score: 1

      3.0 Tell all compromised PCs to wipe their hard drives AND INSTALL Ubuntu Linux.
      3.1 Rename Firefox icon to Internet Explorer.
      3.2 Rename Evolution icon to Outlook.
      4. No more compromised PCs! Well... not for a VERY LONG while anyway!

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    3. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

      If you can use their bots at 5 cents apiece, maybe we should just pay them to run a disinfecting program (maybe just something to turn on the firewall). 5 cents x 10 million bots = $500K, and the problem goes away (or at least the most-easily-infected PCs will be remediated).

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    4. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      Wiping hard drives counts as white hat now?

    5. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Mister Data, is it possible to plant a command into the Borg collective consciousness?"
      "It is conceivable, sir. But it would require altering the pathway from the root command, to affect all intricate branchpoints in the--"
      "Make every effort, Mister Data."

      "Sleep..."

    6. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because, of course, the person selling this will give you the IP addresses and information about what hack they used to infect the machines. "Here's the keys, kids. Have a nice time!"

      Or, more likely, they'll act as a middleman. You given them the target, they'll handle getting the zombies to attack it for you. Or, if you want code run, they'll make sure to check it out first. Y'know, so they'll know that they still HAVE their zombies later to sell to someone else. Business models and such...

    7. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't call it white hat, no. On the other hand, perhaps we shouldn't be so sympathetic to people who allow their computers to become platforms for attacking others. At the least, organizations with lots of machines that can do lots of damage ought to be held liable for the results. Maybe they'd welcome a bunch of wiped hard drives in place of a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

    8. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Exactly... this is the "I hope you get killed in a car crash so you learn to wear your seatbelt" school of thought I've noticed quite a bit on slashdot.

    9. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      I've always felt that deleting critical parts of the network stack would have a similar effect, while still remaining mostly white hat...

    10. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by technogogo · · Score: 1

      I think its more like police deploying a stinger to deflate tyres.
      If you cannot drive sensibly and in a way that keeps other drivers safe then you should be stopped from driving.
      If you cannot keep your computer operating in a way that does not threaten other computer users then you should not have a computer.

      Okay its slightly harsh to wipe drives. I used that example to make a point. As others have said, a less drastic immunisation might be beneficial.

    11. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      while still remaining mostly white hat... mauve hat.

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    12. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by abramovs · · Score: 1

      You forgot: 5. ???? 6. Profit!

    13. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...people who allow their computers to become platforms for attacking others...

      You shouldn't "allow" pickpockets to lift your wallet either. These people bought their Dell or HP or whatever, expecting it to work just like their toaster or TV set. It seems that many /.ers think that computers are somehow special, rather than just another commodity appliance that just happens to do e-mail, web-surf etc.

      It is the computer and/or software makers who ought to held responsible in the same way car makers are or makers of most other consumer goods. If MS had to pay 5 cents for every computer virus on every computer worldwide, they'd make Windows secure, very quickly. As it is, they really don't care, since it has not cost them very much. They still get a royalty on nine out of ten computers sold, just as they have since the Internet became popular.

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    14. Re:Ideal opportunity to disinfect the internet by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      5. Windowz user finds PC formated, thinks "Oh, no not AGAIN!"
      6. Sticks Windows XP disk into PC
      7. 5 seconds after coonecting to internet, compromised by virus
      8. Welcome back to the Botnet!

  16. Many Bothans died . . . by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... Bringing us this information.

    Bah. Big Deal!

    If you run Windows, you PC will be owned at some point. (Yes, yes, I know some of you out there are perfect, and haver *never* messed up *anything* security wise) This happens to me, this happens to less computer literate people, and this happens to large organizations with IT staffs, like the U of Chicago and Allstate.

    The solution is the same as always. Switch OSs.

    The hotfix is the same as always. Backup data, use your restore disk. Rinse, lather, repeat.

    I don't understand why zombie networks are news. The only way that they should be news is when they are used to DDOS major targets. Then, someone should be held accountable. Software manufacturers? Zombie PC owners? ISPs?

    I'm not sure. But just like the guy with the TV that summoned the coast guard, (http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1759,1781135,00 .asp), someone needs to be held accountable, or no-one will fix their behavior.

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    1. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you run Windows, you PC will be owned at some point. (Yes, yes, I know some of you out there are perfect, and haver *never* messed up *anything* security wise) This happens to me, this happens to less computer literate people, and this happens to large organizations with IT staffs, like the U of Chicago and Allstate.

      I've run Windows for the last 10 years, much of it on broadband for the last 4 or 5. Nope, never been "owned". I must be "perfict", 'eh?

    2. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      The hotfix is the same as always. Backup data, use your restore disk. Rinse, lather, repeat.

      I hate to nitpick, but it's not rinse, lather, repeat. First you lather, THEN you rinse. Repeat as desired. Maybe that's why you could never get the shine and manageability that you see in the commercials.

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    3. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Brenten · · Score: 1

      It's lather, rinse, repeat..

    4. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Then, someone should be held accountable
      I nominate the politicians who were paid by lobbyists to write the laws to help the lawyers to convince the judges to uphold EULAs that divest companies like MIcrosoft from accepting any responsibility for selling software which allows these sorts of things to happen.

      It's because they put distribution above the product. They were in it for the money more than the product quality. As a consequence they paid the lawyers to shield them from users with stolen identity, trashed credit, stalkers, or whose machines have been hijacked to participate in illicit activity.

      Siphoning off computing power just like the politicians siphon off tax money--when you're not looking and in a way that you can't do anything about it or hold anyone accountable. I guess we know who taught these botnet owners how to do business.
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    5. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I've run Windows for the last 10 years, much of it on broadband for the last 4 or 5. Nope, never been "owned".

      That you know of.

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    6. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > I hate to nitpick, but it's not rinse, lather, repeat. First you lather, THEN you rinse.

      Well damn, that sure saves me some shampoo. Because I figured I could just skip the "repeat" step sometimes, but when I got to lathering, the only way I could get that damn shampoo out was to rinse it, and then I was back in the middle of the instructions, and the next step was lather and then I just ran out of shampoo when I got to the lather and then I had to stop but wow now I can skip just the repeat part and save some shampoo!

      Thanks for setting me straight mister!

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    7. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Sancho · · Score: 1

      If you run Windows, you PC will be owned at some point.

      A slanderous statement worthy of a Republican.

      There are many ways that a Windows PC can keep from being "owned", not the least of which is not connecting it to the Internet. Shocking idea, I know! But lots of people use their PCs for offline gaming, word processing, etc.

      Short of that, a hardware firewall/NAT device will prevent worms from getting to your machine. A huge percentage of Internet users never need to open/forward ports, and as such this is a huge boon if you must connect to the Internet.

      After that, we have the Windows firewall (now on by default, though older XP CDs won't have it on by default) which will help prevent attacks coming in from within the network. Power users may wish to tweak this firewall a bit, but again, it helps prevent the spread of worms.

      Lastly, we come to only using trusted software. I don't have any particular belief that Firefox has any intentional malware. Nor OpenSSH (run through Cygwin) or Putty, for that matter. VLC for Windows is my media player of choice. These three or four pieces of software account for 90% of my time spent at the computer.

      Safe computing practices CAN ensure that a Windows machine will not be "owned". If it happens to you, it is your own failing.

    8. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 1

      Yikes... that's like saying "I've slept with hundreds of women without wearing a condom, and I've never had a disease."

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    9. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      That's something no slashdotter would ever say...except maybe in a hypothetical sense or if he's lying.

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    10. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here... might have something to do with that linux firewall though. ;-)

    11. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's what I'm here for. Anytime you need advice on reading instructions, let me know :-) Unless it's feminine hygene products. I'd have to call my mom and ask and that's just plain awkward.

    12. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by sjaskow · · Score: 1

      I've been running W2K on DSL since 1998 or so and I've never been "pwned". And I definitely know I'd know about it, I used to do abuse work for an ISP. But then, I don't use IE or M$ Office.

    13. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Safe computing practices CAN ensure that a Windows machine will not be "owned"....

      Indeed true for most readers of /. but not the average Joe/Jane who just came back from Costco with a blender and a computer. Their expertise in running the blender and the computer are about equal. The machine they got will have Windows and be "owned" not long after it is connected to the Internet. Even IF the firewall is turned on, the computer will be messed up when they open that infected e-mail attachment they got from a "trusted", but equally computer ignorant friend or realtive. Too bad Costco doesn't sell Macs. In that case, if they had bought one, the malware laden attachment would not have done anything, but might have infected the neighbors Windows box it was forwarded to from that Mac. Computers ought to be reasonably secure out of the box.

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    14. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by djlowe · · Score: 1

      Actually, most wet their body parts first, then lather, then rinse.

      So, it'd be rinse, lather, rinse, repeat.

    15. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Sure. But I was responding to the assertion that it's inevitable that if you run Windows, you will eventually be "owned". My point was to show that that's a severe exaggeration.

      Hell, your average user will download and run anything just to get nifty cursors in their web browsers. There's no solution to that except education. But those are each very different extremes.

      And I also agree that computers should be reasonably secure out of the box, and of course this is a point that Microsoft has been very lax on this in the past, but to be fair, they're working on it. It may be too little, too late, but be fair, new machines shipped with SP2 have the firewall on by default. Microsoft recently bought an antivirus company, presumably to include AV with Windows. They already have an anti-spyware application getting ready for production. They're working on a "secure by default" scheme, it's just that it's been SO long with SO many security holes that the Internet is already battered from the abuse.

    16. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....average user will download and run anything....

      Unless the OS prevents them from installing stuff -- at least not without first asking for an administrator password and giving a strong warning in BIG RED PRINT that they should SURE that the source of the download is known to be trustworthy. On Mac OSX a user is asked for an adminstrator account name and password before software will install on the system and then further asked when a given program is run for the first time.

      "File XXX has asked program YYY to run for the first time! Are you sure you want to do this?"

      The user is allowed to click CANCEL and then nothing happens. Of course anyone who knows the admin password, gives and then also clicks OK to the warnings deserves to get whatever they get. That is the point, as you correctly wrote, is where education comes in.

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    17. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If you run Windows, you PC will be owned at some point.

      Bollocks.

      (Yes, yes, I know some of you out there are perfect, and haver *never* messed up *anything* security wise)

      I've messed up plenty of things security-wise - but the stuff you need to "mess up" to let someone 0wn your Windows machine is so trivial it barely qualifies as "security stuff".

      The solution is the same as always. Switch OSs.

      Right. Because Windows is the only OS that ever has - or ever will - be cracked.

      I'm not sure. But just like the guy with the TV that summoned the coast guard, (http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1759,1781135,00 .asp), someone needs to be held accountable, or no-one will fix their behavior.

      Application developers and users are primarily at fault. Best of luck trying to make them "accountable".

    18. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Unless the OS prevents them from installing stuff -- at least not without first asking for an administrator password and giving a strong warning in BIG RED PRINT that they should SURE that the source of the download is known to be trustworthy. On Mac OSX a user is asked for an adminstrator account name and password before software will install on the system and then further asked when a given program is run for the first time.

      This makes no difference in the real world. When users are prepared to open *password encrypted zip files* and execute the contents, do you seriously think a password dialog that users see reasonably often will make much difference ?

    19. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...password encrypted zip files and execute the contents...

      If the user knows the administrator password and gives it, then they deserve what they get. However here at our house, only I have that admin password and the other household members have to call me in order to install or execute a program that is not already properly installed on our Macs. This would apply in most business establishments in that a more knowledgeable admin. person might prevent clueless users from screwing up their computers. If this could be done on MS systems, it would dramtically cut down on zombiefied, malware infested computers. Unfortunately, many Windows programs fail if the user is not an adminsistrator. This may not be the fault of MS, but that is the sad truth of the way things are in the Windows world.

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    20. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If this could be done on MS systems, it would dramtically cut down on zombiefied, malware infested computers.

      It can be done on Windows systems. Easily.

      Unfortunately, many Windows programs fail if the user is not an adminsistrator.

      Applications that don't run as a non-Admin, but can't be fixed by even a semi-competent admin with simple and easily-implemented workarounds, are quite rare these days. Applications that require the user to actually be logged in all the time as admin (rather than just executing that single program as admin), are even rarer.

      I've managed to run NT systems as a regular user day to day for nearly 10 years now. It's just not that hard.

    21. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....I've managed to run NT systems as a regular user day to day...

      Yes, and so have I. But neither of us are like the clueless Joe who goes down to Costco or orders a Dell and then doesn't know much more. It is their computers that get messed up shortly after they connect it to their DSL or cable. When they buy and install some software, they expect it to "just work" (tm). They don't have the skill you and I have to implement the possible "workarounds" that would allow a particular piece of software to properly run under a limited user account. In order to avoid a lot of static from such clueless users, MS and the PC manufacturuers make everyone an admin by default. That means that any malware can later deeply imbed itself in the poor users system. From there the malware propagates to other such users and sends spam and DDOS attacks all over the Internet.

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    22. Re:Many Bothans died . . . by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Yes, and so have I. But neither of us are like the clueless Joe who goes down to Costco or orders a Dell and then doesn't know much more.

      But you weren't referring to those sorts of people, you were referring to people using computers in managed environments (either at work or by a family member).

      Don't move the goalposts.

  17. Oblig. quote by mitchellandrews · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Botnet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Botnet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...Botnet fights back.

    1. Re:Oblig. quote by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

      Well I got it. In fact, I nearly posted the same gag. So I dodge a redundant mod and get an OT instead. Same old same old.

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  18. X-Files? by The+Woodworker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this make anyone else think of the X-Files episode where they created AI by combining 12 different viruses on the net? Scarier still, does this mean that the first AI will appear on Windows!?! And am I just that old of a geek? Oh well, its Friday, give me a beer.

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    1. Re:X-Files? by suman28 · · Score: 1

      Oh well, its Friday, give me a beer.
      Real geeks don't drink beer. Their parents wouldn't allow such things to happen in their basement.

    2. Re:X-Files? by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Real geeks keep the 'rents out of the basement by threatening to cut the net access upstairs.

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    3. Re:X-Files? by soops1966 · · Score: 1

      "Scarier still, does this mean that the first AI will appear on Windows!?!"

      Ah but you can rest asured that it won't have long to live, just imagine the senility setting in as BSOD's pop up throughout it's brain!

      On anyhting but windows, it would be formidable. You should be grateful to Bill that he foresaw this possibilty and built in procedures to limit the uptime of any windows system.

      Of course, if it *could* evolve enough to patch systems as it went that would be scary...

    4. Re:X-Files? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does this make anyone else think of the X-Files episode where they created AI by combining 12 different viruses on the net?
      "Killswitch." One of my favorites.
  19. All I have to say... by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1

    'Five cents per PC'? - just follow the money, pal - just follow the money ;-)

  20. Re:In Soviet Russia by suman28 · · Score: 1

    BillG? is that you? Is this what you did after you bought all the PC for 5 cents?
    Oh, this and remaming Computer to 'My Computer'

    Sheesh. Talk about inferiority complex.

  21. As I've been saying for years: by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most, if not all, ISPs need to lock down the end user's access to ports. Give them the basics ( outgoing 80, 110 and 143 ), but lock everything else down. In this case, I'd say everyone is guilty until proven innocent. Then, when someone calls in, you simply open the port they request.

    This is more work for ISP support staff, but it would dramatically reduce network traffic; I bet it'd be an even flush as far as overall cost.

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    1. Re:As I've been saying for years: by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't even have to have them call-in.

      Have a sign-up page. You could even make it automatic.

      "You recognize X-Y-Z, and confirm that you will be held responsible in the case of abuse, and confirm that you will be responsible for your own security, yadda yadda"

      Then, if abuse is detected, cut'em off, and force them to call in to get off the blacklist.

      Personally, I don't really like this. Better to make OS manufacturers accountable, methinks.

      If your car could be infected with a 'virus', via Bluetooth, which caused the cruise control to turn on all the time, and accelerate to max, your car manufacturer would get hit hard by the government.

      Why should your OS manufacturer be any different. Hell, they control *all* aspects of the chain now:

      OS, E-mail client, Virus scanner, and Spyware scanner.

      They are your one-stop security vendor, computing-wise. Yet if anything goes wrong, its your problem, not theirs. Sounds like a jobs for the courts to me.

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    2. Re:As I've been saying for years: by InvaderSkooge · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great idea to me. Then again, I recently sufferred massive head trauma and now think waiting on hold for hours to get my ISP to do anything is really fun.

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    3. Re:As I've been saying for years: by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even better - continue to charge the users the monthly fee, but don't let the users connect to anything, and don't let anything connect to the users. This is a win-win situation. The users' PCs don't turn into automatons, and the ISP still gets the money.

    4. Re:As I've been saying for years: by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I'm trying to do work towards something that will fix the problem instead slacking the responsibility for it off on someone else.

      Have a sign-up page. You could even make it automatic.

      So the latest and greatest virus can automatically open it's own ports. Yeah! No.

      Personally, I don't really like this. Better to make OS manufacturers accountable, methinks.

      That's great in theory, but the reality is this:

      1) The government isn't going to do anything to MS or anybody else for making insecure products

      2) I want protection higher up the chain. It just makes sense, there are fewer points to control.

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    5. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Where did I put the tar and feathers?

      If you want to be protected from the big bad Internet, signup with AOL. Some of us just want IP dialtone. Route the damn packets and leave us alone. I certainly don't want my ISP passing judgement on what ports they'll allow in packets that traverse their network.

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    6. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Fross · · Score: 1

      How would this solve anything?

      many virii get their foot in the door, so to speak, with an email. once something has executed, eg opening a document or some other vbscript, or an exe, it'll pull its full payload down from the web. and that can then sit and listen on one of those standard ports.

      all this will do is interfere with people who need things other than you deem "necessary", eg streaming audio, online gaming, p2p, or ANYTHING bespoke whatsoever. i don't want my ISP to treat me like an infant, especially when they already have the tools to determine when and if my computer (with or without me) is misbehaving.

    7. Re:As I've been saying for years: by metsu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would suggest using user levels.

      regular customers would get level 1 or level 0. (Web and mail access, no incoming ports, etc.)

      Then it would be a customer's decision to apply for a higher level. maybe pass a test, portscan, etc. sign something that gives them responsability for the services running on their box.

      They could even make higher levels cheaper, as an incentive for customers to educate themselves. like level 4's get 15% off their monthly bill.

    8. Re:As I've been saying for years: by eznihm · · Score: 1

      That's stupid. I woulndn't pay an ISP that had those policies.

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    9. Re:As I've been saying for years: by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      many virii get their foot in the door, so to speak, with an email. once something has executed, eg opening a document or some other vbscript, or an exe, it'll pull its full payload down from the web. and that can then sit and listen on one of those standard ports.

      That's the other half of it: Block all incoming ports. You can make connections out, and they can make it back to you, but that's it.

      all this will do is interfere with people who need things other than you deem "necessary", eg streaming audio, online gaming, p2p, or ANYTHING bespoke whatsoever.

      Obviously there would be a standard range of ports open. By no means was my list compreshensive. Given that a vast majority wouldn't even notice the change, I think it's a good solution. As long as ISPs are willing to open ports on an individual basis, I don't see how anybody can have a problem with this.

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    10. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like the policy of my current ISP Andrews & Arnold (UK).

      You have full access, with real IPs for all your machines, and no restrictions on running servers.

      If they get any abuse reports you have 3 strikes - first and second report they'll e-mail you. Third report they'll kill your connection, and call you up to let you know what happened.

      It's then up to you to fix the problem before they reconnect you.

    11. Re:As I've been saying for years: by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to be protected from the big bad Internet, signup with AOL. Some of us just want IP dialtone. Route the damn packets and leave us alone. I certainly don't want my ISP passing judgement on what ports they'll allow in packets that traverse their network.

      Quite frankly, I don't care what some of you want. Some/most of you are on machines that try just about every available exploit against my web/email server, and chew up a significant portion of my bandwidth with spam forwarded through your rooted boxes.

      Some/most of you have proven you don't know how to keep you box locked down, so I'm all for the ISPs doing it for us.

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    12. Re:As I've been saying for years: by badzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeh right... here's what would REALLY happen. If you need your port re-opening all you'd have to do is call the ISP, navigate a large and confusing IVR system, get routed to an overseas callcenter, discover that you're 18th in line (but your call is important to them), and finally get to speak to a script-droid who has no idea what a port is but suggests that you should reinstall Windows. No thanks mate I'll stick with my real internet.

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    13. Re:As I've been saying for years: by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      How about we filter telephone frequencies so that you can't use your modem unless you tell us first? How about that one? How did that one go over in the courts? They tried it. Eventually we beat it, or else everyone would've been paying $100/mo. for dialup service and anyone using a computer online would've immediately been marked for extra "consideration".

      My ISP me with an IP, DNS services, routing services, and a bare wire with a signal. How about we leave it that way?

      Please. Think before you speak.

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    14. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A-fucking-men. My ISP blocks outbound SMTP, the useless belgian twats. Except on their 'professional' (i.e. twice as expensive) package, of course. If they were really concerned about pwn3d machines spamming they could measure the bandwidth, which they already do anyway because there's a monthly quota.

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    15. Re:As I've been saying for years: by jwdb · · Score: 1

      Thing is, most ISPs would be thrilled with an excuse to block all ports and DENY requests to open them on a per-individual basis. This is namely due to their hatred of private servers, which devour all upstream bandwidth. In addition to that, the firewall rules needed to block ports on a user-basis would probably be a significant burden on their systems.

      All inbound ports 1024 are blocked on my net connetion, but I don't dare ask for an exception because they'll hit me with the no-servers clause in their terms of service...

      Jw

    16. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:As I've been saying for years: by algae · · Score: 1

      OK, did you totally not read the post you quoted? Please explain how blocking incoming ports would prevent an executable recieved via email from pulling a malicious payload off a remote webserver?

      Blocking everything except outgoing port 80, 110, and 443 will make absolutely ZERO[1] difference in preventing DDoS attacks.

      Blocking incoming ports will not prevent email viruses, phishing attacks, cross-site scripting attacks, BHO exploits, or most other malware.

      Instead of blindly encouraging ISPs to lock down their customers in the name of security, how about we encourage them to /dev/null those customers who are already zombied. It shouldn't be too difficult[2] to do a little automated traffic analysis to see who's been sending all 1.5Mb/s to www.costaricangamblingsite.com for three days straight.

      [1] Maybe not zero, but those doing the exploiting will find new methods when neccessary.

      [2] Actually, it might be very difficult. Tough - it's still a better option.

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    18. Re:As I've been saying for years: by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Um... if ISPs allow port 80 then your servers will still get pounded. Locking the other ports will just make everything go over the unlocked ports. Your plan doesn't work at all. Oh and good luck uploading stuff to your server using FTP, or connecting using SSH.

    19. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Sancho · · Score: 1

      That's the other half of it: Block all incoming ports. You can make connections out, and they can make it back to you, but that's it.

      That hardly solves the problem.

      They download the payload from the web, then connect to an IRC network and listen for commands. This is actually, as I understand it, the common way botnets work.

      So what if you block IRC? Run the server on port 80. Block based on sniffing? Use the SSL port. Use some other heuristic to determine when it's not REALLY http traffic? Just use http. Make your bot queue up commands and periodically query a real webserver where you can place the commands.

      Blocking ports is great for stopping worms that use security holes to spread automatically without user intervention. Beyond that, the biggest security hole is always going to be the user who runs any program they come across and always click "Ok" to every prompt they see.

    20. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, they want to play online games. But who'd want that? Oh, wait....everyone.

    21. Re:As I've been saying for years: by KlomDark · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yah, waaa, it's all about you.

      Go suck a turd.

    22. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even allowed to ssh by default. Lame. I'll pick another ISP who isn't such a big jerk.

    23. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Detritus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds like a personal problem. You are free to buy a firewall and any other toys you need to harden your network and systems to the level that makes you happy. You are free to file complaints with other ISPs about systems that are trying to abuse your systems. You can even hire a lawyer to take legal action against their owners. Lobby your legislature for new laws and/or increased funding for enforcement. Just don't ask my ISP to cripple their network because you can't take the heat.

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    24. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Garak · · Score: 1

      Power users use way more bandwidth than your average no-clue person. They would ofcourse charge what they charge now for level 0 and the higher levels would start atleast double. Thats captialism there for you. No ISP wants power users unless they can find a way to profit from them.

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    25. Re:As I've been saying for years: by beej_55 · · Score: 0

      Yes, the mfg. would be hit hard...because you could have been killed; with a PC, the worst that could happen is data loss. No death, no injury, just personal data loss. And if you were smart, and backed up your data, then there'd be no real problem.

    26. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you were smart

      The problem is that the people involved aren't smart. The problem is that decades of lawsuits have proven that in the eyes of the American public and courts that it is the responsibility of the smart to protect the stupid from their stupidity.

    27. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. maybe we should do the same for airlines?

      By default you would have to wait in long lines, be scanned, aksed to take off your shoes.

      If you ask for higher access, sing up for a gov. white list, you would go throu security faster ...

      Wait .....

      Amazing. People here are willing to block Internet access for everyone, but when gov does the same, imposes strict rules, everyone talks about it as a bad idea ...

    28. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Uhh, no. This is actually a fairly good idea. To get around this, the virus would have to know how to access this "sign up" page (including your logins an passwords) as well as how to format the data to put in there.
      In effect, this would be almost identical (from an user/self-admin point of view) as having a common NAT device -- you log into a particular web address, punch in a login/password, an go configure your settings. I already have to punch in my MAC in order to get my IP address.. I can't see it being an outrageous idea to add in some port forwarding & triggering fields. Default to having some of the common ones open (UPnP for MSN, ports for the other common messengers, whatever for common games, etc) to cut down on the new customer support calls, etc.
      Of course, this would imply the common user getting informed about ports... might be better to block common "bad" ports by default (21, 23, 25, 80, etc) and leave the >1023 open.. something like that anyways. Certainly would beat the blanket blocking of these ports that I'm currently having to live with.

    29. Re:As I've been saying for years: by garver · · Score: 1

      Great idea. We used to do the same thing before letting people vote. Pass a literacy test and you can vote. Of course, it was ripe for abuse and made it easy for the elites to keep the masses down.

      Besides, how does passing a test give you responsibility? You might be encouraged to educate yourself, but that doesn't mean you care.

    30. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Cecil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice double-standard there, O King of the Internet. "I want to run my servers without having them spammed" -- fair. "I think that we should do so by preventing the rest of you from having proper Internet access because my servers are more important than you unwashed masses" -- not fair.

      The Internet is used for more than web and email. Do you think that all those 'random ports' were invented just because "hey we need a new way for viruses to propagate!!!" Do you think that the Internet should be locked down into a stagnant wasteland devoid of anything interesting besides webpages? Because that's what it will become when you start locking down ports. Streaming music? Forget it. VoIP? No. Games? No. Something new? Ha, why would you even bother developing something when 95% of people have their ports locked off and won't be able to use it and will *blame you* for the problem, rather than the ISP.

    31. Re:As I've been saying for years: by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Did you completely miss the part where i said anybody could call and get ports opened?

      You sir are an idiot, and sadly it will be twits like you that keep good ideas like this from ever taking root. You have a bright future in management.

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    32. Re:As I've been saying for years: by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Most, if not all, ISPs need to lock down the end user's access to ports. Give them the basics ( outgoing 80, 110 and 143 ), but lock everything else down. In this case, I'd say everyone is guilty until proven innocent"

      Well, nearly right. Lock down peoples' connections and give them the basics (ports 1500, 1504 and 1560) -- guilty until proven innocent...

      Oh, by "the basics", you meant the ports that you personally use?

    33. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Cecil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't miss it, I ignored it because it's not reasonable. It's not something my grandma would ever do. Even if I coached her on what she needed to ask for, she still wouldn't do it. It's inconvenient and frustrating.

      For that matter, I wouldn't either. I would call and say "Listen, I don't want to have to call you whenever I want to play with a new protocol. So you will open up every damn port for me right now, or I will terminate my account." Please note that this is assuming the ISP has a 24/7 staff on the phones. Which is extremely unlikely. Waiting for business hours is an absolutely ridiculous proposition.

      Most people will not even bother to install a piece of software to get a task done, such as viewing a video, if it's not included in the OS or browser good luck. What makes you think that people will phone their ISP whenever they want to do something new? People developing such apps/videos/products/whatever will certainly not assume that they will, so they will have no incentive to create whatever it is they would otherwise have created. You're adding a small barrier to entry for anything besides http/email. A small barrier to entry is all it takes to kill something.

      Thanks for the ad hominem, by the way, it really added a lot to your argument. In my opinion, it's people like you who belong in management. The bottom line, the end result, is all that matters to you. You want to end spam and internet-borne viruses, and you don't care what it takes to get there or what collateral damage is inflicted in the process.

    34. Re:As I've been saying for years: by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Did you completely miss the part where i said anybody could call and get ports opened?

      That's not the way that most ISPs work. It would kill their routers, not to mention the added costs of managing such a mess.

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    35. Re:As I've been saying for years: by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...This is more work for ISP support staff...

      Indeed! Why should ISPs pay for MS security shortcomings. That is like blaming the road because the brakes on your new car failed. Put the blame where it belongs -- on the maker of the OS -- Windows, or in the car's case, the automobile manufacturer.

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  22. Looks like I bought my last PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At 5 cents per zombie, why buy a computer? This way is much cheaper.

  23. Effects of Economics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if these computers are available at 5 cents each, and antivirus software would make it more difficult to install worms, would the "hackers" make more of a profit from their work? In effect, wouldn't they be put into a "If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." scenario with antivirus developers?

    Then again, by driving the buying price of compromised systems higher would the demand for one decrease and therefore reduce the amounts of spam and malware with the invisible hand of capitalism?

    I kind of doubt it, but it is interesting to think about (for me anyway!).

  24. So Microsoft is telling the truth... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...at five cents per computer, they do have a lower TCO after all!

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    1. Re:So Microsoft is telling the truth... by fshalor · · Score: 1

      Look at the profit factor too! Those zombies were originaly had for *free* by their new owners. A $0.05/PC cost is pure profit!

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    2. Re:So Microsoft is telling the truth... by Raster+Burn · · Score: 1

      That's actually TC0, Total Cost of 0wn3rsh1p

  25. However! by agtwilight · · Score: 1

    If you buy the security suite and onsite consulting from CA you can be saved from this awful evil!

    twi

  26. Here's a reason... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are a lot of places, principally former Soviet republics and china, where The Law has different priorities. The people sell these "services" probably reside in one of those countries, and the people buying may be equally outside the grasp of US law enforcement. I used to work for Seth Warshavsky, he used to sell his snake oil out of a glass tower in Seattle. Now he lives in Thailand, just try to arrest him, The Feds have been trying for the last 5 years or so, we'll see.

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  27. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given this story, I guess it's "My Computers" now.

  28. The most unsettling thing... by pschmied · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is really starting to smack of organized crime. A friend of mine forwarded an article to me on this last night.

    If you are an end user who just wants to use your computer, it may be time to look at getting a Mac. The bar for information security in the face of this level of organization is getting too tall for your average end user.

    If you are in an enterprise situation and have a usage policy that allows users to use corporate equipment for personal banking on breaks, you may want to reconsider that policy.

    Oftentimes, computer usage is negotiated by labor unions and you cannot simply change computer use policy out from underneath users. In this case, I wonder what the legal responsibilities of the company are to exercise due dilligence in protecting its end users?

    If you haven't already done so, it's time for a lesson in defense in depth. That means IDS, IPS, Firewalls, Antivirus, Spam blockers, AV web proxies, etc. And because perimeter defense is all but a quaint memory in today's more agressive world, you may want to look at host-based firewalls and other AntiWorm systems.

    Good luck. We all need it.

    -Peter

    1. Re:The most unsettling thing... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I hate this sort of reply. You don't need a mac, hell you don't even need Linux/bsd/whatever.

      You just have to be "not a moron". Granted security is easier if you

      a) Know what you're doing
      and
      b) Use the right tools...

      That said you can secure a windows box so that not every little worm that gets loose can have a feast on your computing resources....

      This "oh buy a Mac they're secure" bullshit is really annoying. Yes they're cool, but I'd rather have a Venice AMD64 based system anyday. They're cooler, faster and cheaper [and you can stick a nice free OS like Gentoo Linux on it]

      Tom

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    2. Re:The most unsettling thing... by Buran · · Score: 1

      And I hate the kind of knee-jerk "oh, that's crap, just secure windows better". Haven't you noticed that there's all kinds of problems out there that haven't been patched yet that are still causing ownings? Haven't you noticed that the average idiot just uses whatever OS comes on their computer? Given that most computers come with winblows on them, guess what, most people will use that unsecure piece of junk (and it's still not really secure even if you try to keep up with the patches).

      People are stupid, deal with it. Since they won't bother to install anything that didn't come with the machine much of the time, a perfectly good way to deal with it IS to say "get a machine that comes with a different OS on it".

      Not everyone is as 1337 as you and me.

    3. Re:The most unsettling thing... by javaxman · · Score: 1
      This is really starting to smack of organized crime.

      Starting to? You haven't been paying attention. Botnets, phishing, traditional shipping scams and spam are not-even-terribly-new 'business' growth areas for organized crime 'gangs'. Many of the current attacks take a degree of sophistication and persistence not usually exhibited by your average script kiddie.

      Not that it's shocking - people looking to make a buck are going to try just about anything that might work, and refine their efforts on the things that do work.

    4. Re:The most unsettling thing... by pschmied · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the point with this article. We're starting to see a shift from lots of small time crooks to larger, more organized groups using increasingly more sophisticated attacks.

      -Peter

    5. Re:The most unsettling thing... by kiddailey · · Score: 1


      Indeed. I've started tracking all of the phishing attempts I receive and some of them are extremely well put together and convincing - not to mention persistent as you say.

    6. Re:The most unsettling thing... by javaxman · · Score: 1
      We're starting to see a shift from lots of small time crooks to larger, more organized groups using increasingly more sophisticated attacks.

      It might be better to say have started to see, though... it's a trend that's been on the upswing for the past several years. What's new is that it's really, really getting noticed. It'll be interesting to see if these guys try to lie low, or if they try to show off to their competition... I think they'll show off, and thing will get even more interesting than they are. Sadly, the networks ( and some users ) will suffer for it.

    7. Re:The most unsettling thing... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I personally wouldn't feel comfortable in my ability to keep a Windows system secure on the Internet and I WORK in the industry. Sure I do all the right stuff when I'm using Windows systems -- Update weekly, run virus software, run firewall software and don't run as an admin user, but even with all that it seems like you have about a 50/50 chance of having your machine compromised if you visit the wrong web site or open the wrong E-Mail. I don't use IE or outlook, either.

      I'm moderately more comfortable with the idea of connecting a consistently-updated Linux or MacOS system to the net, but most of the non-technical users I know DON'T take the time to update their machines and usually DO run as the administrative user. If I had a nickle for every bozo who thought it was safe to run as root despite 30 years of collective system administrative wisdom, I'd be richer than Bill Gates. It seems to me that Joe Average User is as likely to have his Linux system compromised as he is his Windows system. Hell, all it takes is for one exploit to fall through the cracks or for me to misconfigure one server that I'm playing with and I'm as vulnerable as all those Windows systems out there.

      Not that I'm saying there's no hope, just that the current industry needs to get its shit together and I'm NOT just talking about Microsoft here. Operating systems, especially consumer oriented ones, need to assume that the user is NOT a security professional and they must enforce good security behavior. It should be difficult to use the administrative user for day-to-day tasks -- the administrative user should not be able to even RUN a web browser or a mail client or most other application software. Running updates should not be an optional exercise, although enforcing regular updating would be somewhat tricky, but perhaps the system could annoyingly nag you if you fall too far behind the current patch level. It should not be easy to run executables from untrusted sources, and untrusted executables should be kept on a very short chain. Of course, all these behaviors could be disabled if the need existed, but you'd have to know what you're doing, and hopefully in the process of learning what you're doing you'll realize that these behaviors shouldn't be disabled.

      Until software companies start making secure behaviors the default ones in their systems, the Internet is going to be an increasingly dangerous place to connect a computer to.

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    8. Re:The most unsettling thing... by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      If you can explain to my dad how to secure Windows XP or Gentoo Linux in two paragraphs or less (cannot assume he knows what 'ports' or 'TCP/IP' are either), then I'll accept your argument.

    9. Re:The most unsettling thing... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      That argument is not sufficient. Does your Dad know not to run every email attachment he gets? Does he know not to download random binaries? Does he know not to use "SuperDad" as a password?

      Last I checked MacOS addresses none of those problems.

      Tom

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  29. They're going to call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... 'Slashdot', and cunningly post links to sites which won't be able to withstand the attack, unless they meet the hackers' demands!

    With the added feature of the Dupulator(tm), they will be able to compound the attack for weeks, if not months, to come!

  30. OS-X? by vettemph · · Score: 1

    So in infects Windows.

    Doesn't touch Linux or OS/2???
    What about OS-X? Is it just a typeO or is there more OS/2 on the net than OS-X?

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    1. Re:OS-X? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      They said Apple, of which, in the IT reporting world, OS-X is the main subset.

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    2. Re:OS-X? by jfulcer · · Score: 1

      Bah, it's not just Windows. Mac OS X version 10.3.9 (Panther) and Mac OS X Server version 10.3.9 have holes too:

      http://www.us-cert.gov/cas/techalerts/TA05-136A.ht ml

      Of course, there are many many more Windows machines that can be infected, and maybe those OSX machines can't be used this way, but...

    3. Re:OS-X? by chevyorange · · Score: 1

      Of course the "holes" you listed are all plugged. You'll notice that none of those were exploited, Apple fixed them before publicly acknowledging they fixed the problem.

      There is simply no comparison to OS X security and Windows.

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    4. Re:OS-X? by vettemph · · Score: 1

      TFA clearly states OS/2. ...unless they fixed the article.

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    5. Re:OS-X? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Of course the "holes" you listed are all plugged. You'll notice that none of those were exploited, Apple fixed them before publicly acknowledging they fixed the problem.

      It's always amazing how problems on any platform except Windows cease to be an issue the instant the vendor releases a patch (or in Linux's case, when it hits CVS), whereas Windows can still be called "insecure" because of holes that were patched *years* beforehand.

  31. I'm not scared by part_of_you · · Score: 0

    I have Windows XP Pro, on a 2003 server. I've updated IE6.0 and keep my computer updated regularly. I also have the new Microsoft pop-up blocker. Also I have the corporate version of Symantec Antivirus. AND I don't look at porn. The only problem I really have is my karma on Slashdot. I don't know which is worse.

    1. Re:I'm not scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, you're running XP Pro... on 2003? Jigga-WHAT?

    2. Re:I'm not scared by part_of_you · · Score: 0

      yeah, somehow my "SARCASM" tags got removed, along with a little karma, I'm sure...NOBODY gets me.

  32. GunBound - Owns your PC by tburt11 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My kids like to play Gunbound.http://gunbound.net/
    They weasled my wifes login, and loaded it onto her PC. I found out why the other day, because they were having trouble installing the "upgrade".
    Trouble was, my wifes login no longer has "Administrator Access". So I elevated the privs, did the upgrade, and downgrade the privs.
    Gunbound don't run.
    So I uninstall, and try to delete the program folder, and get Access Denied.
    Long story short, even after uninstall, Gunbound left a process running on the computer. This reeks of backdoor/trojan.

    I look at their site/game and it is very sophisticated. Lots of great programming! How do they pay for all of this? There is no charge to play, and no advertisements.
    My guess is....
    Computer for Sale!

    1. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      If you actually READ what the update does, you would realize that its a anti cheating software that checksums the programm (actually, you can see it at startup before the main exe is run).
      And that you cant delete the program folder: smarty, you installed an update as administrator, OF COURSE a user cant delete the files... i suggest get them off the way you got them on...

      And yeah, because NOBODY would have detected a trojan that is installed by a game with >100.000 players...

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    2. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Addition:
      While you were looking at their site, you may have noticed the "softsynx fights hackers" news item giving a hint about the "mystery program".

      And btw: they make money by selling ingame currency (something you would have found if you had really looked), and IIRC the korean equivalent isnt free of montly charge and was widely successfull 5 years ago or so)

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    3. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by Karoshi · · Score: 1

      You may want to read this (search for gunbound) and ask your kids what else they installed.

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    4. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by redphive · · Score: 1

      GunBound makes fists full of cash. There are two ways to upgrade your characters, one is through points, received during game play for good shots and take outs. The other is by buying 'cash' that will allow you to spend that on upgrades.

      It is huge in Korea and South America, gaining popularity in Canada and the US every day.

    5. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, there's no charge to play, but you can pay real money for Gunbound "cash" to have all the neat avatar decorations (which power up your avatar) right away instead of saving up gold for eons. (And of course, "Cash" and "Gold" are two different things, and the most powerful items are "Gold" only, timesink, etc.)

    6. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I look at their site/game and it is very sophisticated. Lots of great programming! How do they pay for all of this? There is no charge to play, and no advertisements.
      My guess is....
      Computer for Sale!


      You can buy credits to use in the game with real-life cash. Maybe you should check out their site a little closer before making accusations?

      I know of several other games that have similar systems, including a few semi-commercial MUDs.

    7. Re:GunBound - Owns your PC by bpd1069 · · Score: 1
      Nope they do it the old fashion way... Cash..

      from there site:
      This is the currency used for Softnyx games.
      You can purchase the Softnyx Cash through credit card, e-check, prepaid card, and MolePoint.
      Softnyx Cash will allow you to buy avatar items that cannot be purchased through Gold (game money).
      Most avatar items can be bought with Gold and Cash but some avatar items can only be bought with Cash.
      Cash only avatar item have better statistics than gold and cash purchasable avatar items, giving you an edge over gold purchasable avatar items.
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  33. The fundamental problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    End users just *don't care*. This is why there are botnets. Because, although their owned boxen are f-ing with the rest of the internet, it doesn't affect them - a selfish luser attitude, why should they bother virus/trojan scanning their boxen?
    I wish ISPs (victims and hosting) would hold the lusers responsible for this - I think criminal negligence would be an appropriate charge. I for one look after my boxen and keep them patched (easier on the gentoo linux one).

    1. Re:The fundamental problem by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Two steps.

      1. ISPs and targets of said botnets should hold the zombie lusers accountable.

      2. Federal legislation requiring that OS vendors indemnify customers versus certain types of security problems.

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    2. Re:The fundamental problem by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what happens when a free software box is owned? Who gets held responsible then? Red Hat? Linus?

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    3. Re:The fundamental problem by Thaelon · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree that users should be responsible and it should be the ISP's responsibility to enforce that responsibility but....

      It's not "boxen", it's not "virii".

      It's "boxes" and "viruses".

      Stop contributing the stupidification of the world. (please note the irony)

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    4. Re:The fundamental problem by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      "boxen" is the plural of a high-tech "box" just as "viruses" is the plural of a high-tech "virus".
      Low-tech "box" becomes "boxes" and low-tech "virus" becomes "virii"

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  34. Price Wars by datadriven · · Score: 1

    We can't win. Even though linux is free, Windows XP is still worth a nickel.

    1. Re:Price Wars by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see that happen. You know why? Because then we can go at it from the angle of,"Microsoft is giving away the equivalent of a lit black cat firecracker for a nickel!".

      Which is really what they should be doing, in an inverse-converse way, to the media industry. "They're giving the stuff away to anyone with $15... how important can their property be?

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  35. Read: Spam by Brent+Nordquist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And of course a flood of spam will follow this like night follows day. This has been going on for some time; LURHQ wrote up some good articles about the virus/spam connection: Sobig.a and the Spam You Received Today, Sobig.e - Evolution of the Worm, and Sobig.f Examined.

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    1. Re:Read: Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the botnet's so darned big why use the PCs to deliver spam to other PCs? Instead just subliminally indoctrinate the users via DirectX.

  36. Get the Facts by mcleodnine · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a recent survey of BotNet administrators, hosts running Microsoft Windows operating systems were found to have at least a 40% less TCO than a comparable Linux offering.

    "With volume discounts and integrated tools, we can now offer "managed" remote hosts as low as 5 cents per unit."

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    1. Re:Get the Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A recent survey of BotNet administrators proves that BSD is dieing...

    2. Re:Get the Facts by djroute66 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant TC0 (Total Cost of 0wnage)

  37. That will only buy some time. People want P2P by blcss · · Score: 1

    groupware, VOIP and file sharing applications and they'll do it over HTTP on port 80 if they have to. And these applications will have security holes. In the long run all you've done is force crackers to switch from crude port scanning to something very slightly more sophisticated.

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  38. remote downloads are common these days by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    Although CA has identified an interesting bot, it's not really using new techniques, merely combining some. Adware and spyware has been downloading buddies for a few years now as a common technique, and many other worms have done similar things.

    Exploit chaining is a more serious and under-reported threat. (Download.ject I think was the tip of a coming iceberg.)

    Further hybrids of adware and spyware techniques with botnets are likely. A mini payload may ride in through a browser exploit, like adware and spyware, then start downloading buddies, emailing itself out, and using IRC to fetch instructions and other modules. All of that has been done by separate worms, and the total combination is due any moment, I suspect.

    By the way, IRC is pretty easy to block. The coming use of P2P based techniques for inter-bot communications will be more adaptive and thus harder to combat.

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  39. Apparently The Register is published in the South by xorowo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly I was wrong when I reckoned that the word "reckon" was most popularly used in the South.

  40. Obligatory by HurricaneDitka · · Score: 1, Troll

    I, for one, salute our massive botnet overlords.

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  41. No, NO. by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have a lower TCP: total cost of pwnz0rship.

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  42. Who will bell that cat? The only way DDoS will go by blcss · · Score: 1

    away is if the vast majority of users switch to more secure software and only a tiny minority hold out. How are you going to make that happen? All we can do is secure our own machines and that's just not enough.

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  43. How to survive a zombie attack by foolinator · · Score: 1

    1) Unhook your Windows PC
    2) Grab you C64 out of the garage
    3) http://www.sics.se/~adam/contiki/

    How can you make a virus with only 64K of address space?

    1. Re:How to survive a zombie attack by Professr3 · · Score: 0

      More importantly, how long will you be able to stand a life of Pong and text editing, mixed with the constant hum of a 5 1/4" drive? :P I sense massive internet withdrawal symptoms in your future...

    2. Re:How to survive a zombie attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let us remind people that there have been PC viruses in the past that infect com and exe files that are less than 8K, and some less than 2K (albeit not that much functionality except replication.)

    3. Re:How to survive a zombie attack by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
      How can you make a virus with only 64K of address space?

      IRC Bots of less than 10 kb compressed do exist and can easily be dropped (EvilBot is a mere 7kb when compressed with UPX).

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    4. Re:How to survive a zombie attack by wiml · · Score: 1

      64K is plenty of address space. Remember there were viruses for the Apple ][.

  44. So this is how terrorist crack encryption by kulakovich · · Score: 1


    I was wondering where they'd get the horsepower to break the intercepts they are getting.

    kulakovich

  45. How humiliating! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    P0wn3d for a mere 1/20th of a dollar?!!!

    I'm insultilated!

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    1. Re:How humiliating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought rooted Winders machines were a dime a dozen...

  46. Racketeering? by StormShadw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could this be considered racketeering somehow? Prosecution under RICO would be interesting.

    1. Re:Racketeering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, my friend. What you really want here is wire fraud. Someone is selling assets they don't legally own to a third party. That's fraud. It's being done electronically. That's wire fraud. Which is, IIRC, a FEDERAL crime (similar to mail fraud). One count for each PC sold = a whole mess o' jail time.

  47. That is a terrible idea, how about... by Phelan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So basically you want me to give my ISP a list of ports I may require so they can white list them for my machine?
    I'm sure my ISP would love it if I would say ask for ports 4662 to 4672 and 6881 to be unlocked.
    I wonder what they'd think I was planning with those...and I'm sure the new knoppix iso would not be their theory.

    Now after having edonkey and bittorent work,
    I'll only need
    5800 for VNC
    21 & 22 anybody?

    How about this idea, everyone has complete access privileges. The isp notices for common characteristics of a bot net and common malware. If such is found on the user the ISPs gateway forces all HTTP connects to a URL that has detailed instructions on how to install spybot seach & destroy, ad aware etc. Kind of like a hotel sends you to a registration page to buy internet access for the day when you connect.

    The last step is for the user to either call or through some other mechanism notify the ISP that his machine is (for now) clean. The ISP removes the user from its black list and not only do we now have a patched windows box, but also one with basic defenses for the future. It be kind of like catching the criminal pc, putting it into jail until the software is installed and then releasing it as a rehabilitated system

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    1. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      How about this idea, everyone has complete access privileges. The isp notices for common characteristics of a bot net and common malware

      And how is this easy for an ISP to implement? This would require realtime scanning on the streams coming and out of their network. My solution blocks first, askes questions later. Much easier for an ISP to impement, especially given that almost all their equipment can do this already.

      And the best part is, most users wouldn't notice the difference. Those that do would be able to call up and have them open ports. No biggy.

      I'm honestly schocked by the outcry I eet from this idea. It would work, and work well ( dependant on the ISP ), with minimal fuss for the techs out there.

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    2. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by thebes · · Score: 1

      Much like shoot first, ask questions later? Gee, that works REAL swell...why don't we just cage up all non-whites while we're at it?

      According to your "idea" that means that because every person has the ability to commit a crime, everyone should be in jail.

    3. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by Phelan · · Score: 1

      I'm not a network admin or anything, but I imagine the real time monitoring on the router for certain known ports would be trivial and redflagging someone that uses their entire upstream bandwidth to hammer one known host shouldn't be too hard either I imagine.

      Having someone spend the man hours on developing the software package would be the biggest issue, but once done the implementation for each ISP wouldn't be much of an issue.
      Think about it as something like the spam assasin package.

      I just really don't like the concept of having to call in and ask for permission from my isp to use software I may need. Especially when that means that I may have to call my isp at 4AM one a 1-800 number that isn't staffed at night. Forget meeting deadlines.

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    4. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      According to your "idea" that means that because every person has the ability to commit a crime, everyone should be in jail.

      Except one is a private company with a private network dictating what you may do with their property, and the other is a human rights violation.

    5. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by eyeye · · Score: 1

      And how is this easy for an ISP to implement? This would require realtime scanning on the streams coming and out of their network. My solution blocks first, askes questions later. Much easier for an ISP to impement

      No, your solution belongs in dreamland.
      1. DDOS still totally feasible they will just use port 80 or whatever.
      2. The ISP need a big callcentre to deal with people who suddenly cant use many of the features of the internet. the user will have to wait an hour to speak to a moron who doesnt know what a port is.
      2.1 If the user can self-open ports then so can the trojans. A solution is to spend a lot of time developing some form of CAPTCHA which might just be a continual battle of technology.

      Even if all these things were surmounted think about the hardware, I am not a network guy but is it really feasable for an ISP to block/open specific ports *per user*.

      Even best case scenario is it costs the ISP money and what do they gain (sorry "being good" is not a modern currency)?.
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    6. Re:That is a terrible idea, how about... by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      You can pick ANY port you like for a decent BitTorrent client.
      I'd expect it to be the same for any other modern P2P software.
      Computers are, you know, configurable these days ;)

  48. Security guy cynicism by lythander · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, these things need to be taken seriously, but any press release needs to be taken with a grain (or bag) of salt. Spyware is the threat flavor of the day, and the specialized programs (ad-aware/spybot/spy sweeper/etc.) are better at managing it than traditional A/V is (at least right now). Bots are scary. Need to reformat and reinstall (our instructions to students at this major university). Viruses you can just clean (mostly, but mytob is throwing a wrench into that clean division). You figure which is scarier.

    CA is the only product which detects ALL three of the mentioned viruses as of this posting. Which is not to say that they're making this up, but I'd be more willing to believe it if it came from the Secret Service or CERT.

  49. name? by noisymime · · Score: 1

    and they named the botnet...Slashdot!

  50. misread by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    ok, my first "I misread the title as" post...

    I misread it as massive Bonet attack, and was wondering how being physically accosted by Lisa Bonet could ever be considered a bad thing.

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    1. Re:misread by mengel · · Score: 1

      Lisdexics of the world Untie and Lure!

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  51. what's it like having no sense of humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it can't be fun...

  52. SuperBot by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It's a shame that criminals have developed the world's most massively powerful supercomputer at our expense. I'd like to see an organization compete with them, offering explicit, voluntarily installed bots. With an installer that runs the latest malwarectomy apps. This service is obviously valuable enough to the criminals - its legitimate use should justify the provider including subscriptions to malwarectomy support services.

    For example, instead of Folding@Home subsidizing pharmaceutical corporate research in exchange for only a warm feeling (and a cool screensaver), they could include malwarectomy subscriptions. That alone could multiply their userbase manifold, displacing these bots. If Norton or McAffee flipped the script, offering their antimalware software free, bundled with a distributed computing app they hired out for timeshare, they might find an even more profitable (and productive) business model. In fact, if such a combined app formed an platform for both distributed computing and malware protection, that any corporation passing a standardized security audit could join, such a system would be worth billions in subsidies by governments worldwide. The savings in law enforcement, productivity and online security could be partly redirected - resulting in net savings, as well as vastly increased security. Let's use the criminal bot momentum against them.

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    make install -not war

    1. Re:SuperBot by spun · · Score: 1

      Very good idea, probably one we will see realized in the next ten years, if not much sooner. There will have to be a sandbox-type environment, as people will still worry about there privacy. I imagine this won't be used for the most confidential of processing, either, as on the other ends, the customer buying the computing power can't trust the computer's owner not to peek at the data. Barring some kind of DRM scheme, of course. I imagine computer owners would be paid by the gigaflop or some such. I forsee services where you sell your processing power on the open market, and don't know who exactly is buying or what they are processing. The processing company you sell to would have a vested interst in keeping your computer running well and uninfected, they would be the only ones who you would have to give unfettered access to your computer, so that they could keep it patched and malware free. Other companies could then buy processing power from them, and their programs would run in a sandbox.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    2. Re:SuperBot by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      A sandbox would make the system more palatable, but it's hard to see how it could work, with malware by definition out of reach beyond the sandbox. But people installing the malwarectomy SW also by definition must trust the provider. Which is why I suggest Norton and McAfee, trusted brands which can be held accountable (monetarily) for any insecurity they introduce.

      Another model is insurance companies which subsidize free malwarectomy apps. But that introduces economic inefficiency, in a profit layer which inevitably exploits innumeracy and fear to nearly cancel any economic savings for their own benefit, which then powerfully twist personal behaviour (cf. "protection racket"). I don't want my computer to become like my car: a machine that eats money by exposing vulnerability to irresponsible users of other machines like it, all cooperating to make insurers rich, and me straitjacketed.

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      make install -not war

    3. Re:SuperBot by spun · · Score: 1

      I wasn't very clear. The malwarectomy would be provided by a company who would have complete access to your system. They would resell processing power from your computer to other companies, whose programs would run in a sandbox. That way you only have to trust the one company, not everyone they resell your processing power to.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    4. Re:SuperBot by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes. I've been looking forward to that since I read through the Java "classloader" docs. 10 years ago. This could happen right now, technologically. If Kim Polese hadn't left Sun to start Marimba, she could have gotten Sun to make "the network is the computer" really sell. And we'd all be a lot better off. What better marketing for Sun's sandbox "distributed ASP" than free antivirus subscriptions?

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      make install -not war

  53. You missed my point. by pschmied · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, you can secure a windows box.

    But, does every end user need to be a damned security expert? Sorry, but the average Joe shouldn't have to know what the hell a host based firewall is, much less if it's a good one.

    Sorry, cowboy, if you are looking for easy (Gentoo doesn't cut it) and reasonably secure, the Mac is a pretty good option.

    Now, if you notice, the second part of my post dealt directly with defense in depth for enterprises that pay for real, professional security experts to mitigate the risks of running Windows. Windows can be managed, but it's expensive and requires more due dilligence than some other platforms that ship with a better default security posture.

    Congrats on the purchase of your Venitian AMD64. When *you* get off your duff and provide support to *my* extended family's fleet of PCs at slash-rate prices, I'll list you as an alternative to buying an Apple.

    Cheers!

    -Peter

    1. Re:You missed my point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this day and age, in order to keep a 'doze box alive on the internet it does require being somewhat of a security expert. My customers insist on paying me to revive their virii and malware infested 'doze systems regardless of how much I try to convince them to ditch the peice of crap OS. One thing for certain is that if they could handle the job, I'd be out of work.

      If I had my way, end user training, testing and licensing would be a mandatory requirement before anyone is permitted to unleash a 'doze box on the internet. Sure would keep my logs a lot cleaner.

      Enough of this plug 'n pray crap already!!

    2. Re:You missed my point. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The only problem with fleeing to a less malware-ridden OS is that if enough people do that, the malware authors will target it, and you're back to square one.

      Sure, it may be harder to remotely exploit the OS, but in my experience a very large proportion of Windows malware is either a trojan or piggy-backs on a legitimate install (like with Kazaa).

      The only way to prevent that sort of crap is to educate the user, and fleeing the OS doesn't educate them at all.

  54. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A beowulf cluster joke that made me laugh. Hasn't happened in a long time.

  55. Uneasy feeling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm a pretty good programmer. I program for a living, as well as being a hobby programmer.

    I feel I have a very good understanding for how Windows and Linux works.

    Yet, I have this uneasy feeling that my computer could be infected without me knowing it.

    I'm good enough a programmer, that I know that I could program up a worm that someone like me couldn't easily detect.

    How do I know that noone already did that?

    Maybe I'm just paranoid.

    1. Re:Uneasy feeling by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 0

      Easy. I can tell you from here that it's clean - there's nothing suspicious running in your Task Manager at the moment. Well, except for "NothingToSeeHereMoveAlong.exe", but you needn't worry about that, it's a standard Windows service, I promise...

      "Hi ho tinfoil, away!" (Daffy Duck quote, for those who missed it)

    2. Re:Uneasy feeling by wiml · · Score: 1

      Reflections on Trusting Trust , Ken Thompson's Turing Award speech.

  56. Tickets? by sofar · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Where can I buy tickets to view the fireworks? I'm gonna get some beers and stakeout at my local backbone uplink =^D

    Sad but true is that this precisely gives governments the idea that they should limit and control international traffic. Freedom? not for long...

    1. Re:Tickets? by Intron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a good spot.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
  57. Public list of malware-infected PCs needed... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In order to protect websites, ISPs etc. from such attacks, infected PCs' IP addresses must be collected and made available to the public in an up-to-date list (which would ideally even contain dynamic IP addresses currently in use by infected PCs).

    These PCs should be disconnected immediately by ISPs, non-complying ISPs should be blocked from major backbones.

    The feasibility of building and maintaining such a list is debatable, but for most situations and kinds of malware behaviour that seem common (to me), I can think of solutions (a simple one being to buy the mentioned list on the black market...). In practice, it should not be much harder than maintaining a list of open (mail) relays, although more cooperation from ISPs (e.g. for snooping/logging malware traffic) is needed.

    As a long-term solution, legislation should require ISPs to disconnect such problematic PCs immediately or be fined if damage is caused by them.

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    "I love my job, but I hate talking to people like you" (Freddie Mercury)
  58. August 29th..... by MajorDick · · Score: 1

    It just sucks my birthday is Augus 29th and all..

    As you all know thats the date Syknet becomes self aware and ...welll we all know the end..

    Terminators everywhere , cats and dogs living together in harmony, armageddon

    But seriously when is this supposed to happen EXACTLY ?

  59. who WRITES this shit by Naikrovek · · Score: 1

    I've had some pretty nefarious ideas in my time but even I'd never implement them.. just what kind of total asshole would write software that does this? How do they justify it? How do they sleep at night?

    I just don't get it, I'm serious.

    Okay, now that I'm done saying that, you all can come in and tell me that I'm stupid for asking such a rediculous question and tell me that I should crawl into a hole and wait for the cleanup crew to eliminate me because i should be destroyed for asking such a question. Come on, its the slashdot tradition: ridicule those that ask questions that someone else already knows the answer to.

    1. Re:who WRITES this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you all can come in and tell me that I'm stupid for asking such a rediculous question"

      "Come on, its the slashdot tradition: ridicule those that ask questions"

      Not gonna get on you about the question but the 'rediculous' spelling of a word that you later correctly spelled the root of... You're stupid!! :)

    2. Re:who WRITES this shit by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Organized crime.

      In the old days, virus authors were really just trying to see how much of a nuisance they could be. Now, however, the ability to combine stolen resources spread over a large geographical area makes it incredibly easy to do some serious crime for relatively low risk.

      Try looking at it from a criminal's perspective. The resources to mount a massive attack are easy to come by; thanks to most folk's unwillingness/fear to learn anything about computer security. The police are perceived as being just as clueless as the victims with the cracked computers. The investigation has to start with the machines that were cracked, which gives the crakers more time to cover their tracks.

      And this says nothing about the complexities of getting a conviction with the morass of International laws involved.

      It's evil as hell, but a bit ingenious.

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      I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  60. Oh, great. by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    Can command '66' be far off?

    Go into exile, we must.

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    sigs, as if you care.
  61. Same goes for spam botnets. Even a small minority by blcss · · Score: 1

    of hosts on the global Internet will be enough to make this a problem forever. It would be a small minority of a huge and growing population.

    Bad software is part of the problem, the other part of the problem is the global Internet. Most of the world is a dangerous and lawless place and the Internet reflects this.

    I have no easy answer. Everything that occurs to me has some sort of major drawback to it. Maybe the world isn't ready for a global Internet just yet.

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    We don't need yet another new programming language. Let's just pick an existing language and fix its flaws.
  62. Why aren't countermeasures more effective by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Hey, people are studying botnets. They know how this is spreading, numbers of infected PCs, and what the code is.

    So why aren't self-destruct (e.g. remove backdoor and patch vulnerability) instructions being sent to these botnets as fast as they are becoming established?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  63. I have a Mac... by freedom_india · · Score: 1
    I have a Mac...I have a Mac...I bought an iBook...yyyiiipeeeeeeee

    Seriously though, it makes me proud to see my flatmate's Toshiba Laptop burn, while my iBook chugs along nicely...

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    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    1. Re:I have a Mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You too can own a mac, and play games like 'Breakout', 'Super Breakout' and 'Photoshop'.

    2. Re:I have a Mac... by 47Ronin · · Score: 1

      You too can own a mac, and play games like 'Breakout', 'Super Breakout' and 'Photoshop'.

      You forgot World of Warcraft, Close Combat: First to Fight, X-Plane 8, Doom 3, Sims 2, Command & Conquer: Generals, and a few thousand other quality titles.

      Don't forget Maya while you're mentioning stuff like Photoshop.

      --
      Those who laugh at you for you having a Mac.. are the people who constantly call you to fix their PC.
  64. Re:Who will bell that cat? The only way DDoS will by mikael · · Score: 1

    Even buying a new PC with a pre-installed virus checker, you still have to connect to the Internet to download the latest virus definition files (now around 60+ Megabytes). And this is plenty of time for any one of millions of broadband punters worldwide to infect your machine.

    At this rate, the amount of space allocated to virus definition files will exceed that of the OS and device drivers. A hard drive will become like human DNA with more junk data than active genes.

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    Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
  65. Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    You, too, can rent your own botnet. Just visit one of these spammer-run sites.

    SpamForum

    SpecialHam

    And the new WildBiz.

    WildBiz does not require registration; the other two do. Just enter the forums and look under "Proxy Lists". Typical ads:

    • "Hello everybody here...
      First of all Hi to all of my seniorshooters here..
      Having good collection of fresh Proxies and got DM ["Dark Mailer" .. ed] Latest Version (Full Version) at really cheap rate.
      DM Latest version (Full) for $49
      Fresh Proxies $50 for 500 proxies
      dmandproxies@iamdns.com
    • Today's Fresh Proxies
      61.246.226.69:3128@TUNNEL$GOOD$20297$Australia
      81.33.4.70:3128@TUNNEL$GOOD$2953$Spain
      61.246.226.69:3128@TUNNEL$GOOD$20297$Australia
      218.208.247.81:3128@TUNNEL$GOOD$15219$Malaysia
      219.144.194.74:1080@SOCKS4$GOOD$1125$China
      66.154.54.215:80@TUNNEL$GOOD$4157$United States
      66.154.54.224:80@TUNNEL$GOOD$1266$United States
      ...
      We provide Hourly Updated Fresh Proxy Lists, which can be used for bulk mailing ... standard port proxies and non-standard port proxies are both provided, become our members, and download fresh proxy lists hourly. USD 50 per month, then you can access our proxies database . proxies updated from every 15 minutes to 30 minutes . For more infomation, please contact proxylists@iamdns.com

    That's how you market a botnet.

    Yes, these operations are addressed to wannabe spammers. But the fact that they're advertised openly indicates how weak enforcement is.

    1. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Editors, put parent on the front page of slashdot with a sensational headline like, "Zombie rings revealed!"

      That should be enforcement enough.

    2. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      so, the obvious question is - if the existence of these bastards is known (their sites, IPs, etc); why isn't there a counter-move to MS-DOS _them_ (multiply-sourced denial of service) ?

      seems that if enough gray-hats were mad enough, they'd do this.

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    3. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute.... 66.154.54.215:80 is MY ip! Crap, I left my pc on at home again. Damn you filthy Apes!

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      --Always, I mean never..., No I mean always check your references.--
    4. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by dlZ · · Score: 1

      It also lets you post anonymously, and didn't reject going there from an anonymous proxy...

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      rm -rf ./evidence @ punkcomp
    5. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      It is ironic that most of these websites use images or other obfuscation methods on their contact email addresses... Assholes!

    6. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by metternich · · Score: 1

      It seems it would be very easy for Law Enforcement to infiltrate this:

      Pose as a Spammer, trace the money, arrest the Hackers.

      Pose as a Hacker, trace the money, arrest the Spammers.

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      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
    7. Re:Rent botnets here! $0.05/machine by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      Fascinating...

      My initial reaction was, "There's no way in hell I'm going there."

      Then I clued in and performed my slashdotting duty. "How's that, Spamhat? A little waste of YOUR bandwidth for a while? HUH?"

      I feel dirty. Let's slashdot someone's blog next.

      - Zarq

  66. what would the mob want with a massive botnet? by davesag · · Score: 1

    extortion? ddos? weather prediction? currency speculation? virtual nuclear tests? total informational awareness? why knows why they'd want it. but i know why i'd want it.

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    I used to have a better sig than this, but I got tired of it
  67. Western Union moneygrams by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Thats what some of the eBay-fraud-to-eastern-Europe reports. This is the most popular way for illegal aliens in the US to send money to relatives back home. As long as the amount is below a certain threshhold (US$3000?) no one is checking identities. WU is not going to kill its golden egg by making things difficult.

  68. System Administrator by ducttapekz · · Score: 1

    I hope Botnet is a nicer Admin than our current one. Maybe it will stop by virus scanner from starting at 9am everyday. I guess my only question is can I still share my MP3s with other people on my BotNetwork or will that put my job in jeopoardy.

  69. Volunteer SuperBot? Opt-in doesn't work. by voixderaison · · Score: 1

    The problem is in "voluntarily installed'. These botnets become so large and powerful because they rely on statistics -- some PCs will be vulnerable to a given exploit, probe them all and let Gates sort it out. Eventually you have a huge army of bots.

    By the time you start adding features to your "botnet" to meet the "opt in" requirement, then you're giving up this advantage. You can't probe randomly looking for systems to join your fleet.

    Microsoft's system patching service is the equivalent of an opt-in patching service such as you posit. Not enough users opt-in.

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    Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler. -- Albert Einstein
  70. IPs for Sale by leadzepplin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have 16,777,216 IPs for sale in the 127. range. 5 cents a peice Send cash and I can tell you how to access them.

  71. First AI on Windows... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... history reports that the first AI on Windows became self-aware at 3:15 am, scanned itself, then self terminated in accordance with the first law of robotics...

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  72. Talking about one machine? by cnelzie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am talking about a whole network.

    You can't just wake up one day and decide that you are going to switch all your network servers and workstations to a new OS over the course of a few days. These things take time.

    --
    If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
  73. And Linux is the next target. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Thee new attacks are getting worrisome.

    Yesterday night somebody was in my Linux box playing with my files. And I could have sworn I had no malware.

    Luckily he was limited because he has using a user account and he screwed up causing system beeps (I shut down my server right away because I COULD) but its an ominous sign of things to come.

    I have to update my slackware NOW.

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    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
    1. Re:And Linux is the next target. by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

      what does linux have to do with this?

      You seem very confused!

      I think it's more likely you were compromised by lack of hardened network application configurations.

      Don't blame linux for that, blame yourself! =p

      --
      the only permanence in existence, is the impermanence of existence.
    2. Re:And Linux is the next target. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      change distro, slackware allmost never get update.
      btw, you sould have make the update before
      it happen you slacker!

  74. What's the frequency, Kenneth? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Now I'm imagining two swarthy looking gentlement swapping metallic suitcases full of nickels in some shady Eastern European bar...

    --

    I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

  75. And in other news.... by Halvard · · Score: 1

    CA stock soared on higher than expected sales of it's antivirus and security offerings. Other vendors reported similar increased sales because of scared users and the press reporting on this "immenent" attack.

  76. Re:Volunteer SuperBot? Opt-in doesn't work. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "Voluntarily" doesn't necessarily mean "proactively" - it could be preinstalled, with an "opt out" option when the computer is turned on the first time.

    Its success is a question of scalability. Is "free antivirus software" subscriptions and support attractive enough to fill the vacuum currently filled by malware? Depends on the marketing. Let's say all PC retailers include the app preinstalled, and all frontline tech support offers to turn it on across the network at the first hints of malware. Every "computer genius friend" (who receive the majority of most tech support requests) is connected to a "distribution server" that can be Cc:'d on an email to either followup email an installer, or notify the vendor to followup postal mail a CD installer on email failure. And the usual website download. The distributed requests among the global PC community would probably overcome the automated bot horde, especially as the tide started turning on the CPU cycles and financing available. Combined with other law enforcement efforts to find the botmasters, intelligently guided proactive defense can beat the bots at their own game.

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  77. Intelligence by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    How about a little intelligence collection? It'd be nice to get some of the potential targets to run a program that snoops for connections to IRC servers (provided they're on standard ports), and reports back to a central site. The effects of a botnet could be mitigated if those connections were blocked, or the point of control was shut down. I'm sure the ISP hosting the IRC server could either be pressured to shut it down, or domestic ISPs to block it.

    I'm surprised that, in all the years DDoS attacks have been happening, the only solutions put forth thus far are to shut down the target host because he's a liability, or to attempt to scale bandwidth to absorb the attack.

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    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS
  78. Cluster Possibilities? by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 1

    Beowulf Shmeowolf. More like BeoLame or Beowned by Botnet. Botnet rules. Botnet vs. that "super"computer would be like StrongBad vs. Scott Beo. I do belive I have peaked on my Mountain Dew high.... Someone talk me down.

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    --Always, I mean never..., No I mean always check your references.--
  79. What part of... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
    "You don't need a mac, hell you don't even need Linux/bsd/whatever.

    You just have to be "not a moron".

    tomstdenis, meet the human race. Humanity, meet tomstdenis.

    What part of the fact that most computer users are not capable of figuring out why the printer is stuck has escaped your notice? I wouldn't expect most of the /. crowd to become 0wn3d by the bot masters. But the average computer user? You know, the unwashed masses who keep looking for the Any key? No way these folks are going to be able to properly secure their Windows boxes. Want proof? Look at who is getting botted today.

    The advice to get a Mac instead is actually solid advice for these unwashed masses. They can be just as clueless about Reply versus Reply All on a Mac, but at least they won't get attacked. For the rest of us know-it-alls, choose for yourself. For Grandma Whywontitwork, I'm recommending a Mac.

    1. Re:What part of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The advice to get a Mac instead is actually solid advice for these unwashed masses. They can be just as clueless about Reply versus Reply All on a Mac, but at least they won't get attacked.

      What stops the Mac users from clicking yes I want to install this P2P application (or icon collection or whatever) and everything it contains?

    2. Re:What part of... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      Nothing prevents a clueless Mac user from proactively downloading and installing stuff, that's true. What helps on the Mac side, however, is you cannot sneak something past them as you can with a clueless Windows user. If a site or an email tries to quietly install and run something (even assuming it's not an .exe which won't work at all), the first thing OS X will do is prompt the user for their password. Yes, they can cluelessly do so, but at least they are notified that something is happening. If they weren't expecting to download and run something, that can be a big red flag.

      It's fun on OS X to get a Windows virus email. It just sits there, helpless and inert.

      So yeah, OS X is not the beginning and the end of security on computers by any stretch of the imagination. But it sure cuts the damage way, way down for clueless users. I'm talking from experience in dealing with relatives. Years of OS X usage, not one problem with a virus, spyware, or adware. Years of clueless usage, I might add. So while it's not perfect, if you have clueless friends or relatives, recommend OS X and you can sleep well at night.

    3. Re:What part of... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      A number of friends have asked me to help them set up their new computers. I installed Firefox, checked the firewall, installed some basic security tools, and drummed it into their heads that they are to use a limited account (and if application x doesn't like it, live with it).

      Although ordinary users, they are all yet to be cracked. And I'll be damned if they ever are.

      The only real problem with Windows XP is that it doesn't encourage the most basic security practice of privilege throttling. How is the "unwashed" user supposed to know this? I recently read an article in a "reputable" UK computer magazine that went through everything needed to secure an XP box (from AdAware to ZoneAlarm through Spybot - Search & Destroy) and not once did it say "for goodness's sake, set up a limited account". Those tools are worth squat without this. I intend to have words with the editor.

      No, in fact I think I'll just sit back with a smug grin as some 1337 h4xx0r pwns his b0x3n.

  80. Massive Botnets Responsible for Other Things.. by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    I heard that new information also shows that Botnets are responsible for the Kennedy assassination and the attempted assassination of the Pope. Damn you Botnet, Damn you straight to hell!

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    News Reporters Make Tasty Polar Bear Treats!
  81. How can I lock-down my PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently bought a PC, running XP. I'd like to lock it down as far as possible, but I have no idea where to start. Other than wiping the hard drive and installing a UNIX variant, can anyone point me in the direction of some authoritative information on configuration changes I can make, to make my PC more secure? (Note: I already disconnect the network cable from the router when not in use).

    And yes, this is a serious question.

    1. Re:How can I lock-down my PC? by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

      Here's a start point:

      http://www.sans.org/rr/whitepapers/windows/1298.ph p

      Should likely be included with every consumer PC sold and every new house-hold broadband connection - at least... (and yes, it's a bit dated - but still a good start)

      --
      Senior NCO in the fight against entropy. I've seen things, man. Things no one should have to see.....
    2. Re:How can I lock-down my PC? by MaTriXxx1 · · Score: 1

      unplug the power cord from the wall... The issue with bot nets is the users on the net. Unfortunatly they\we can't set up an IQ level restriction when signing up for broadband

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  82. The true victim of Window's security gaps: pirates by TCQuad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before they could sell these systems for 10, maybe even 15 cents a piece. But thanks to the latest Windows security holes and viruses, the market has been so flooded with cheap foreign zombies that the pirates can barely make a living selling their hard-earned bots for 5 cents a piece.

  83. I have a business opportunity for you! by spitefowl · · Score: 0

    How would YOU like to make $.05 per every computer desktop purchase from vendors such as Best Buy, Circuit City and Comp USA?

    How about ~$.05 to ~$.50 per every household installation of Comcast Cable or Verizon DSL!?
    You may be in luck, I have an opportunity that will make you smile!

  84. need to be a damned security expert? by dpilot · · Score: 1

    >But, does every end user need to be a damned security expert? Sorry, but the average Joe shouldn't have to know what the hell a host based firewall is, much
    >less if it's a good one.

    Do you work on your car? Did you ever? Do you do ALL the work on your car, or just a few things, like basic fluid maintenance?

    I suspect most people take their car to the shop for everything more sophisticated than washer fluid. A fair number of people do a few more things, like tires, oil changes, etc. I suspect very few people do ALL of the maintenance on their cars, and it has been this way for a few years^H^H^H^H^decades.

    A modern car is very complex, but I would guess that a modern computer with software certainly matches the complexity of a car back in the 60's or 70's. Back then most of us wouldn't think of never maintaining our car, or of doing ALL of the maintenance ourselves. Yet today we have this similarly complex gizmo on our desks, and there is precious little regular maintenance. (Outside of places with good IT shops.)

    We really are doing society a disservice by trying to say these PCs are so easy. They're really not, and we have a bad mind-set problem. If we had a mind-set for PC maintenance, we'd see more PCs get regular maintenance, including security patches. It wouldn't even have to be as expensive as hiring the geek down the street, because your maintenance supplier would have a secure VPN to your PC, and would have automated tools for checking its health and applying patches. Physical (expensive) visits, perhaps even personal (non-automated) attention would be very rare, if this practice grew up correctly.

    This a whole industry that hasn't been born, because of the wrong impression that these things are "easy" and have essentially no ongoing TCO for the homeowner. They're NOT toasters, and when you consider worms, zombies, bots, and the like, it's downright criminal to apply toaster-like standards to them.

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  85. $100/yr for computer protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will pay $100/yr for a single convenient service that keeps me protected from nasty's (viruses, trojans, spyware, and malware).

    What single vendor will offer me a solution?

    I can buy maintenance for my car from a single vendor. Why not my computer?

  86. I for one.... by Mr.+BS · · Score: 1


    I for one welcome our new BotNet overlords.

  87. Yeah, ok by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    It really makes me hopping mad when crap like this happens. Look, I run dual hardware firewalls, keep my anti-virus and patches all up to date etc. Why can't everyone else do that?

    That being said, even if somehow I managed to get one of those viruses they could damage my machine, but they wouldn't be getting back out.

  88. Paying for software by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

    If you pay for software, you should get a *warranty* which covers security holes in it. If you're not paying for a warranty, don't expect one.

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  89. I see a bright future for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Underground Advertising Agencies.

    I am sure they could mix beowulf and zombie into something cool for the less than savvy, er savory.

  90. I have an idea! by bnitsua · · Score: 1

    you know, maybe microsoft should re-evaluate the windowsupdate idea to cope with botnets...
    instead of waiting for users to download the updates, microsoft should start sending their patches out as attachments in e-mails and trojaned into adobe photoshop torrents.

  91. Second to one by lildogie · · Score: 1

    Now the Internet is almost as rigged as American elections.

  92. The only real solution by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Turn your computer around, in the back you'll find a little cable that looks a bit like a telephone cord called the ethernet cable. Unplug it. Now you are safe.

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  93. Re:This is interesting...oops! small correction.. by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Sorry, the #freesbie IRC channel is on irc.azzurra.org D'OHH!

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  94. Live CD time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps its time for the average computer user to move to a Live CD system like Knoppix or BartPE. All these problems with adware, spyware, botnets, and viruses seem to have rendered useless the typical hard drive based operating system. An enterprising company could develop an online customizer to let you configure the LiveCD to your personal specs and generate a downloadable ISO image with everything setup and ready to go. No possibility of comprising the system since its on a write-once medium. Keep the hard drive in the system just for file storage.

  95. Where is this "black market"? by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    If such a "black market" existed, you'd think slashdotters would know about it.

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  96. 5cents a PC? by ryusen · · Score: 1

    They should auction them off on ebay, i'm sure they could get at least 10c

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  97. I think you mean lower TCP by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 1

    Total Cost of P0wnership

  98. Re:distributed.net by minvaren · · Score: 1

    Been done before, but not with Seti : Symantec Writeup.

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  99. Ever visit hostile websites? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Ever visit a benign website with an ad banner from a server farm that was own3d?

    http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2004/11/22/the_r egister_among_sites_serving_banner_malware.html

    it's a really bad idea to surf with IE. It's a pretty bad idea to surf on a machine that has IE installed (some malware will be able to invoke IE to do its dirty work even if you hit the page via another browser)

    I grant that within the limits you specified, you are correct. Non-forwarded NAT will protect you from external worms. It will not protect you from multi-vector threats. Some spread via tcp connections on tcp 135 | 445, email, AND web compromise. So once you hit that bad patch of teh intarwebs you are now spewing email viri and scanning the local and distant net.

    1. Re:Ever visit hostile websites? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Correct configuration can turn those options off. You can also get software to disable ads, and you never have to install flash/shockwave/java/etc in Firefox.

      Sure, we're now getting into much more technical subject, but the initial assertion is still an exaggeration, and even the logical train of thought after that (you can't have a usable computer in windows without getting "Owned") is probably untrue.

      Now you'll never get the majority of Windows users doing these things, my point is just that it's certainly possible to use Windows safely.

  100. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  101. How about a cluster... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    At 5 cents a node thats a steal....

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  102. Clone wars anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't this look like clone wars? So, who is Palpatine here?

  103. reminds me of an ad I saw... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ...in the back of Soldier of Fortune.

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  104. So there really is a market for Utility Computing. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Who'd a thunk it?

  105. Well, shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just paid 6c/PC.

  106. CA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this headline refering to CAnada or CAlifornia?

  107. Ah Yes!!!!! Mitgleider! by localhost00 · · Score: 1

    Mitgleider turned out to be a pain in the knee to get rid of.

    It seems to create a process that manages to attach itself to Explorer.exe and kills regedit.exe, msconfig.exe, Spybot, AV programs and pretty much almost any process that can be used to remove the infection.

    However, Mitgleider's weekness is that it only attaches itself to explorer.exe in ONE user account. If you end up battling this infection, it is advisable to create a new admin account to get rid of the infection.

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  108. punitive firewalls suck by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its way too late, not to mention disingenious to do this. First off, most users are using p2p, bitorrent, IM, etc which all require open ports for full functionality. Shutting them out or just approving Kazaa and a handful of apps is silly. The phone traffic from someone wanting to open a port would be ridiculous. Imagine how many times a PC wants to listen legitimately. Warcraft update? Call your ISP. IM file receive? Call your ISP. etc.

    If you read the article, its not the ports thats the problem its users opening these infected emails. Youre still allowing the biggest hole - email. Zombie software can easily be written so it doesnt have to keep a port open, it can simply initiate the connection to a server someplace on its own.

    ISPs eventually will have to police their network, as some are doing right now. So are universities. They'll do port scans and traffic analysis, then shut down the offenders. If these people can't keep their machines clean then the ISP can kick these customers as I'm sure it costs more to keep them than to lose them. After that, lots of people will suddenly renew their AV subscriptions, learn how to patch, etc.

    Not to mention better server side email attachment scanning; users shouldnt be getting this stuff to begin with. Or if the big players decided to just block all executable attachments. Sure, everyting will be zipped, but that'll discourage "the double click two-step."

  109. A test, eh? by MacDork · · Score: 1
    I would suggest using user levels.

    regular customers would get level 1 or level 0. (Web and mail access, no incoming ports, etc.)

    Then it would be a customer's decision to apply for a higher level. maybe pass a test

    Tech Support: I'm sorry sir, but to be able to use your P2P app, you'll have to pass our online "I know my shit" test.

    Customer: No thanks, I just get a new ISP. Could you transfer me to the department that handles account closures.

    Obviously, that's not going to work. But hey, maybe you could get that idea legislated. I'm sure the MPAA and RIAA would be willing to lobby for it.

  110. heh, "CA" - ambiguous by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    My first thought, when I see "CA" is "California", as that is the official US Postal Service designation for that state. (Sorry CAnada, we have more people here, more Money, etc.)

    So, when I saw the article, I thought... what does "CA" know about botnets (CA in this case, being "the government") - they (the legislature) regularly spend more than they have, do odd things like try to give criminal non-citizens drivers licenses, and the like - what would they know about computer security?

    Editors - please explain abbreviations - this is not the first time you get lots of posts about WTF is XYZ?.

    This will be modded as a troll, or off-topic due to the implied political sentiments regarding our illegal residents who do NOT contribute as much as they extract from our community.

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