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  1. And code written on Mondays sucked on New Evidence Strengthens NSA Ties To Equation Group Malware · · Score: 1

    Rats hoisted by their own profiling petard.

  2. Re:Oh boy on Incomplete Microsoft Patch Left Machines Exposed To Stuxnet LNK Vulnerability · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft issued a statement, "Oops."

    In a completely unrelated story, federal government threats of anti-trust prosecutions of Microsoft are at an all-time low.

  3. Drilled if you do, not drilled if you don't. on Sugar Industry Shaped NIH Agenda On Dental Research · · Score: 1

    And yet other studies show thinner people prefer sweeter concoctions and fatter people less sweet, greasier ones.

    They were probably promoting longevity at the cost of a few cavities. Anyone ever study cavities vs. obesity?

  4. Re:Not a problem on SpaceX Worried Fake Competitors Could Disrupt Its Space Internet Plan · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a company that bailed on satellite communication and rented bandwidth on transatlantic cables precisely because of the satellite lag.

    It's a lot more to do with all the electronic layers in the way than light in glass vs. space.

    Optimized satellites and ground feed dishes could make up for much of the difference...but that speed-packaging tech could be used by intercontinental cabling companies too, keep in mind.

  5. Re:So we want to be like ... on Game of Drones: As US Dithers, Rivals Get a Head Start · · Score: 2

    BTW, I recognize the unfortnuate political impossibility of doing this. One dead person in front of a camera for politicians to cry over is worth more than 100,000 lives saved because some heart medicine was not delayed by a few years.

    his is a world of idiots, by idiots, and for the idiots.

  6. Re:So we want to be like ... on Game of Drones: As US Dithers, Rivals Get a Head Start · · Score: 2

    No, we think we have learned. We have not.

    Requiring the population to get on bended knee for permission to do things slows the rate of technological advancement, leading to more deaths in the long run as tech lags more and more, like compound interest building up.

    It's a mathematical triviality to show the FDA and other business-unfriendly practices lead to magnitudes more deaths than these save by preventing some snake oil from getting to market too fast. All savings of lives so far pale to what would be saved if tech was 10 or 20 years ahead of where it is.

  7. Re:By Neruos on 'Chappie': What It Takes To Render a Robot · · Score: 1

    His voice in the ads shreds my intestines.

    It's a kid's movie, I am guessing, like Real Steel. Reason? His voice is higher-pitched, as is often sought out in cartoons so as to be less scary.

  8. New Second Amendment on Come and Take It, Texas Gun Enthusiasts (Video) · · Score: 1

    "A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, Congress shall pass no law infringing the bearing of arms, or of the arms press."

  9. Re:We almost lost two! on Harrison Ford's Plane Crashes On Golf Course · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sigh. Nerds are the technological autists. The geek, in a circus, was the guy who bit off the head of a chicken and other gross stuff. In Revenge of the nerds, Booger was the only geek.

    And the gay guy was just the gay guy.

    Of course, the meaning of geek has wandered until it is used as a synonym for nerd, as words often do, but only a nerd could tell you that.

  10. As you like it on Apple, Google, Bringing Low-Pay Support Employees In-House · · Score: 1

    "All they do is create high-pay jobs and price out the local apartments!"

    "Oh, nice, creating low-price jobs for the uneducated, exploiting them!"

    "Oh, hey, a coffee shoppe!"

  11. Re:Two things on Facebook Rant Lands US Man In UAE Jail · · Score: 1

    Bad example -- they agree not to spill it as a condition of employment, and are bound to it during, and after employment.

    Whether Snowdon should be considered a hero or not is separate from whether he violated the law, which is not in dispute.

    But news organizations are happily printing info as it is released, withot fear. Government is correctly criticized for hassling them and spying without warrants.

  12. Re:One of my all time favourite reads on 'The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress' Coming To the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    There's a much better version of Starship Troopers anyway. It's called "Aliens".

    Space marines, "bug hunt", fast drops onto planets, even female combat pilots, then a predicted thing, as them being smaller could take slightly more Gs.

    Don't they credit him now?

  13. Mr. Spock on Star Trek Fans Told To Stop "Spocking" Canadian $5 Bill · · Score: 1

    "Doctor, perhaps you are right. What is Mr. Scott's condition?"

    "Well, I don't (is Vulcan neck pinched) think..."

    (Eases him down.)

    "Remember, eh."

  14. He wants to belieber him.

  15. On hardcore mode, yet. on Photo First: Light Captured As Both Particle and Wave · · Score: 1

    > Light Captured As Both Particle and Wave

    Well, thanks. I'm glad the universe didn't telefrag.

  16. Re: Easy life on Research Suggests That Saunas Help You Live Longer · · Score: 2

    Your comment should be: Oh, shut the fuck up, for Christ's sake. Get a life!

  17. Re:Easy life on Research Suggests That Saunas Help You Live Longer · · Score: 1

    So long as you dont clog the emergency room bay doors with your fat ass...

    It's known the more a doctor performs a procedure, the better the outcome.

    So when yourr slender ass pulls into the hospital at 70 with a heart attack, you're welcome.

    I think this study should look into whether the saunas are melting fat out of the extremeties' vessels, especially capiillaries. Maybe helps keep vessels clear, lets heart work less hard.

  18. Re:Just damn (he seeemed immortal...) on Leonard Nimoy Dies At 83 · · Score: 2

    Even worse, how are we supposed to repair the timeline from this quasi-reboot now?!?!?

  19. Re:Oh God No... on Harrison Ford To Return In Blade Runner Sequel · · Score: 1

    With shortened lifespans, too. Was Deckard a replicant?

    "It's too bad she won't live. But who does?"

    Deckard: Meeeeeeeeeee!

  20. Not trying indeed on Fighting Scams Targeting the Elderly With Old-School Tech · · Score: 2

    Ok, let's deal with abouy 80% of the dollars scammed out of retirees the past 30 years.

    "What are you doing?"

    "I'm putting a child block on all your home shopping channels, grampa."

    These things specialize in convincing the lonely elderly the hosts are their friends, with peals of joy and friendship when purchases are made. Look! She likes me!

    Spend thousands a week, blow thru $20,000 of savings in a month.

    To quote a wise opinion on the subject from several years ago, "Kill yourselves."

    "That's not very funny!"

    "I'm not trying to be funny. Kill yourselves."

  21. Re:WTF with the /. Interface?!?!? on Banned Weight-loss Drug Could Combat Liver Disease, Diabetes · · Score: 2

    > "extremely dangerous and not fit for human consumption"

    This Slashdot beta really is getting out of control.

  22. Re:Ah, Damnit... on Users Decry New Icon Look In Windows 10 · · Score: 1

    Ya, but who says phones want ugly, flat icons either?

    Computer icon progression through the years:

    1. Crappy line drawings done by a programmer at his desk.
    2. Fancy, artsy drawings by a pro
    3. 3D rendered pictures
    4. 3D rendered animations

    And now...

    5. Back to simple line drawings some progammer did at his desk in 10 minutes. Download folder icon?

    Really?!?!?

  23. Re:Star Wars? on Star Wars-Style "Bionic Hand' Fitted To First Patients · · Score: 1

    Speaking of Star Wars, Slashdot needs to change their Star Wars icon from R2D2 to Robot Head on a Soccer Ball.

  24. Re: Screw your laws on Uber Offers Free Rides To Koreans, Hopes They Won't Report Illegal Drivers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you really that naive? Give for free, get a "good" name, be made legal, "paper".

    With companies like Uber capitalism has really hit rock bottom. No products, no innovation, just a parasitic entity, forcibly trying to become a middle-man in all transactions.

    What kind of Bizarro Superman world do you live in? What's happening in Seoul is the exact opposite of capitalism in a free market.

    The government is chasing out the new competition at the behest of the sclerotic old, and is actually handing their business model over to connected cronies.

  25. Re:minority report? on US Govt and Private Sector Developing "Precrime" System Against Cyber-Attacks · · Score: 2

    Ehhh, industry would give much better pay to precogs. Imagine your wife hiring one to detect your "pre-jerkoffs".