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  1. Hah! on Ballmer On Microsoft's Search Goofs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can counter that by saying, "I will make sure I never have an online experience again!"

    Suckers.

  2. Don't fall for this! on Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    This submission was strategically planted by Verizon Wireless!

  3. Re:Apple still can't make enough iPODs on Finding Holiday Discounts on iPods? · · Score: 1

    Pshh. iPod. I use my laptop as a getto blaster strutting down the street so all can hear.

  4. Re:Finally... on Apple Responds to Exploit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah but there explanation seems like they are talking with you, and instead of at you.

    I feel like Steve Jobs just bought me a drink and explained the problem, then gave me a hug when it was time to go home.
    I'll miss him.

  5. Re:Who give more? on The Riches of Open Source · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are such a tool
    Why don't you open your eyes. Get a new perspective of what's really going on

  6. Re:can you hear me now? on Encrypted Cell Phone Hits the Market · · Score: 1

    !doog

  7. Re:Netcraft confirms it! on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the leader of the free world knows what IIS is I'm dumbfounded.

  8. Re:Television ROTS brains. on TV's Tipping Point · · Score: 1

    You are right, and I can prove it rots your brain.

    How many of you slashdoters watched the Matrix when it aired on tv, while at the same time you OWN THE DAMN FREAKING MOVIE ON DVD! sitten right next to you dvd player and yet you will watch it on tv with 2 hours worth of ads about suv's, fast food, and color safe bleach.

    TV makes you stupid. And stupid kills.

  9. NIce on Final Fantasy X-2 North American Preview · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is there a up skirt sphere?

    Lolita obtained extra cutiness +2!

  10. passing fad?! Yeah right! on Has P2P Become a Passing Fad? · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I think of all the millions I've saved.

  11. Re:Communication a problem? on Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office · · Score: 1

    I can't help but think of Futurerama

    Two disks for the price of one. Finally! I'm now a crafty consumer! - Zoidberg.

  12. Re:Manhattan on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    Kent Brockman and a typical advisor "Without knowing exactly what the danger is would you say it's time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would Kent"

  13. Re:Manhattan on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    Yeah right. You know what happened. Someone turned the big wheel and shut off niagra falls

  14. Re:Hanz and Franz asked me to send this: on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 1

    Sadly thats actually true. Listen to this old political speach he gave

    http://www.celebrityrants.com/content/celeb_schwar zenegger.html

  15. So in other words on The Future of Science Revealed! · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The expansion of the universe is like a cannonball shot into the air. As the cannonball flies ever higher, the force of gravity tries to drag it back to earth, reducing its upward velocity and slowing it down as it zooms upward. If gravity is very strong, then the cannonball rapidly loses its speed and quickly comes crashing back to the ground. On the other hand, if gravity is very weak, then the cannonball might escape the pull of the earth entirely and zoom away into outer space.

    God Farted really hard

  16. Re:Die, server, DIE! on Windows 95 in 4.47MB · · Score: 1

    Well, anyone who speaks German can't be evil.

  17. Think Gates helps out on fighting aids? on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here is a recent interesting guerrillanews article.

    "Let me let you in on a little secret about Bill and Melinda Gates so-called ?Foundation.? Gate?s demi-trillionaire status is based on a nasty little monopoly-protecting trade treaty called ?TRIPS? ? the Trade-Related Intellectual Property Rights rules of the World Trade Organization. TRIPS gives Gates a hammerlock on computer operating systems worldwide, legally granting him a monopoly that the Robber Barons of yore could only dream of. But TRIPS, the rule which helps Gates rule, also bars African governments from buying AIDS, malaria and tuberculosis medicine at cheap market prices. "

  18. Basket ball court on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1

    Pressure your work to set up a hoop. My work recently did, and I'm out there every day now. I already feel so much better.

  19. Re:Sharing.... on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 1

    Oh we did that a long time ago.

    Don't copy that floppy!

  20. Re:Time to invest in prisons! on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 1

    Yep. That's one of the reasons why we have harsh laws for marajuana use. Prisons wouldn't get as much funding.

  21. Re:What I want to see on Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    hmm. Yeah. I don't get i.. WAIT! I think I got it ... No no. I don't get it.

    Sorry

  22. I'm moving to Michigan! on Michigan's Proposed Spam Law Called Toughest In U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, do I need to change my email address or will this automatically work when I cross the border?

  23. Re:Duh...no joke on Web Firms Choose Profit Over Privacy · · Score: 1

    The Washington Post is not a geek publication. It is a publication intended for the masses.

    You mean there isn't enough geeks to be considered apart of the mass? Thank God. Man cause if there were, there would be some sort of crazy online effect with the media publication's name used as the verb to describe the effect or something.

  24. Bill Gates = HULK on Bill Gates On Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    BeoWoof Clustar? When Gates don't understand GATES SMASH!

  25. Re:synopsis on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 2, Funny

    So depressing I'm going to slurp up a nice fat rat!