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  1. If this is first, you're all real fucking slow. on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo · · Score: -1

    I hope it isn't. For your sake.

  2. Portable Pr0n w/ Dildo Support? on Portable MP3 Player w/ Unix Support? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cliff, your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I've been using an Wavy G Dildo for about a year now, and occaisionally I prefer to give the 'ol Crystal Wand a whirl.

    What are your thoughts are these devices? I'd surely recommend either model to anyone who is in the market for dildonic devices.

  3. Scary. on India Plans Its Own Moon Shot · · Score: 0, Insightful

    When I read the headline my first thought was that they planned on nuking the moon.

  4. ATTN: YOU on Turning Dead Drives into Speakers? · · Score: -1

    Don't even think about posting a 'dupe' or 'deja vu' post. It's been done. About 26 times.

  5. A First Post Blessing on Dell No Longer Selling Systems w/o Microsoft OS · · Score: -1

    From all the folks here at your moms house.

  6. Fecal Troll Matter has posted 992 comments. on Consumer Friendly (or Disney Hostile) DVD Players? · · Score: -1

    ADNAF I AMD DRUGNK IW IL BUY YUO A HO0KER0!

    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  7. Kennedy was a Communist. on HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to Cool Chips · · Score: -1

    You know what is sux? Slashdot.

    Yeah, Slashdot is sux.

  8. Re:FORTRAN? on Is FORTRAN Still Kicking? · · Score: -1

    Both of you suck!

    Karma: Terrible

  9. Re:wow... on GRACE Exceeds Expectations! · · Score: -1

    I am selling this account along with many other notable 'troll' accounts(all 1000post+;many with positive karma). I am the owner of various penis bird_, wipo_, and cmdr_ accounts and I may decide to place them on ebay for auction. Buy now, save later!

  10. Helpful website on Google Art Creator · · Score: -1

    Perhaps this link will be of some help.
    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is your content real??
    A: Yes, our content is real - we guarantee it!

    Q: Isn't incest harmful?
    A: Incest has been going on for thousands of years.
    Sometimes an incestuous relationship can be enjoyable, it just all depends on whether everyone involved is a willing consensual partner.

    Q: Why is the "N" backwards in the title??
    A: Because some say Incest is backwards.

    Q: Will more questions be added here?
    A: Yes, we will add more questions when we get them.

  11. Re:Scary... on How The Postman Almost Owned E-Mail · · Score: -1

    Hey man, I bet your dad was in 'Nam killing babies, I know there's guns in the basement, he'll snap, give him time. He's just another statistic, a product of a corrupt government and a minion of Satan.
    That is all.

  12. Re:Ouch! on Copyright as Cudgel · · Score: -1

    What the fucking shit are you talking about? This?

  13. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA IN THE STATES NOW on UCITA Debates Trudge Onward · · Score: -1

    You stupid fucking ingrates.

  14. Dear Fred on More on Bernstein's Number Field Sieve · · Score: -1

    Here is the link I promised you.
    Toodles.
    -Heidi

  15. AGP8X by far. on AGP4X vs. AGP8X · · Score: -1
  16. Re:How about... on Modern Retro computing · · Score: -1

    You suck!

  17. What the fuck is wrong with you? on First Wind-up Phone Charger Review · · Score: -1

    Into beastiality eh? Carrie looks like a fucking horse.

  18. LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR USA! on Slashback: Apache, DRM, Limbo · · Score: -1

    You are the real terrorists.

  19. Mozilla Sucks on Making Games Live Longer With Mods · · Score: -1

    Half the text on the majority of the sites I visit are in italics. When I highlight this text it returns to normal. Boy, Mozilla sure does suck.

  20. Re:Are Apple's OS X updates poisoned? on Campzone 2: The Return · · Score: -1

    Fuck the stupid nigger at McDonald's that took 15 minutes to correctly understand '2 chocolate, 4 oatmeal'(cookies).
    I think they take those fucking cookies right out of an Entemann's box and slap into a McD's baggie, anyway.

  21. Re:Going down on Has TurboLinux Collapsed? · · Score: -1

    linus is t3h sux j0o stoop1d f3wlz!

  22. Re:hmmm on U.S. Gov't Planning To "Help Us" Secure Computers · · Score: -1
  23. Re:First? on Clockless Computing · · Score: -1

    Please Sir, may I have another?

  24. Re:yes on Ziggy Stardust 30th Anniversary · · Score: -1

    Kike.

  25. I could not agree with you more! on IPFilter Infriging on Bay Network Patent? · · Score: -1

    This is due only to the fact that this is my second post of the day.