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  1. scantily clad post!! on Examining ICMP Flaws · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    sorry, i left my vagina at the office.

  2. HAHA on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: -1

    pwn3d.

  3. Re:Photo on Eastern Ink Painting on a Computer · · Score: -1

    There's a dickfor on your shoulder.

  4. Re:But what about porn on New Michigan Law Means Kids Can Opt Out of Spam · · Score: -1

    hi! 47/m/usa here wearing socks and a smile. i have pics to trade naughty and nice =) s2r.

  5. Don't forget: on Discovery Set to Launch July 13 · · Score: -1

    We didn't land on the moon and we can't predict the weather. Soooo... let's work on that first, k?

  6. Easy. on Space Shuttle One Step Closer To July Launch · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    NATURE'S HARMONIC
    SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
    TIME CUBE

    An open mind is a slop bucket,
    "THINK CUBIC".
    The Time Cube only offends
    the educated stupid - but there
    are so damn many of them.
    Academia teaches the evil of
    singularity to human cubics -
    born of opposites.
    I am flabbergasted that the
    "big brother" hired pedants
    can brainwash and indoctrinate
    the powerful antipode human
    mind to ignore the simple math
    of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth,
    to worship one and trash three.
    Magnificient evil job by teachers.

    EVIL OBSCURANTISM
    (Deliberately withholding CUBIC KNOWLEDGE)
    No human "entity" exists.
    Except for OPPOSITES,
    NOTHING ELSE EXISTS.
    Cube is opposite perfection.
    Singularity is death worship.

  7. Why I rock and you don't:: on Three Planets Racing this Weekend · · Score: -1, Troll

    Category Assignment Score Grade Date
    Examinations Examination One 31 77% C+ 6/3/2005
    Examination Two 35 70% C 6/9/2005
    Examination Three 36 72% C 6/16/2005
    Category Average 73% C

    Essay(s) 14 70% C 6/15/2005

  8. This just in.. on Beginner's Guide to Linux Distros · · Score: -1

    THE INTERNET IS FULL OF PORN. STOP PLAYING WITH LINUX. FAGS.

    more on this as it develops...

    Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.

  9. Sentient ATM? on First Shareable Interactive Display · · Score: -1

    Who SITS at an ATM?

  10. Ashely is a girls name, you fag. on IT Giants Accused of Exploiting Open Source · · Score: -1

    CREATION IS CUBIC, but
    you are educated singularity
    stupid by academic bastards.

  11. To confirm you're not a script, on PHRACK Final · · Score: -1

    please type the text shown in this image:

    EWGQNXZ

  12. In case you ever get laid... on FSF, OpenOffice.org Team Reach Agreement on Java · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Good news!

    British researchers have come up with a chemical-impregnated condom that boosts the male erection and thus prevents the sheath from slipping off during sexual intercourse.

    The "condom safety device" was designed by scientists at Futura Medical in Guildford in Surrey and is expected to be on the market within 18 months.

    Futura chief executive James Barder said about 2 per cent of condoms slipped off during intercourse, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and increased risk of sexually transmitted infections.

    "One of the major reasons for the problem is that at times men don't maintain a full erection during intercourse," he said.

    The new product, named CSD500, aims to prevent this. It is impregnated with a chemical in its teat, called glyceryl trinitrate, which is absorbed through the skin into the muscle tissue and causes the blood vessels in the penis to dilate.

    Viagra works in a similar way, but Barder said that, unlike Viagra, the condom was meant for men who did not suffer from impotence problems.

    Even sexually healthy men could find themselves unable to maintain an erection while wearing a condom because of the loss of sensation, he said.

    About 13 billion condoms are sold worldwide each year.

  13. juguvuv on Ballmer and McNealy Smiling Together · · Score: -1

    fr0sty!

  14. Harry Potter is gay, for kids. on Goblet of Fire Teaser Trailer Released · · Score: -1

    SO HERE ARE SO TIG 'OL BITTIES!: wakka wakka wakka!

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  15. SEX! on Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race Photos · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Now that that got your attention, vote for Bart!

  16. Re:(OT) Request: Help From Moderators on From Carnivore to Herbivore · · Score: -1

    Lamer.

  17. Re:To ensure security is actually relatively easy on Security for the Paranoid · · Score: -1

    I read your email.

  18. This is gay. You are gay. Here's the article: on Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works · · Score: -1, Redundant


    Microsoft's New Mantra: 'It Just Works'
    Windows guru Jim Allchin talks to FORTUNE about Microsoft's next version of its operating system, Longhorn, revealing some of its features for the first time.
    FORTUNE
    Thursday, April 21, 2005
    By David Kirkpatrick

    David Kirkpatrick
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    Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide. By the end of 2005, he proudly noted, over 730 million people will be using Windows. "Business is good," he said, as he began to quickly page through his elaborate PowerPoint presentation. For the next hour and a half, in a stuffy Manhattan hotel room last week, Allchin gave me a fast-paced, enthusiastic lecture on Windows' latest updates, which will be released later this month, and on its next major version--Longhorn, which won't be released until the end of 2006.

    Allchin, a wiry-built 54-year-old who has been in charge of Windows for almost a decade, is admirably blunt about his own frustrations using the current operating system. It annoys him, for example, that the adjustments necessary to move a laptop from a work to a home network aren't obvious. Longhorn, he said, will make that process easy, along with many other common tasks. If you want a Longhorn machine to automatically configure itself so you can work in a coffee shop, it will. If you put in a DVD, the volume will automatically adjust and the video will just start playing full screen. "You shouldn't have to spend a lot of time struggling with things," Allchin said, adding that the number one design goal for Longhorn has been: "It just works."

    As Allchin detailed Longhorn's many features, publicly disclosing some for the first time, he noted that many will be "under the covers." Which means, for example, Longhorn will automatically clean up, or "defragment," your hard drive, if it is required. You won't even know it's happening. "There will be lots of little goodies for home and work," he added. Many of which will be focused on security.

    Much has been made in the computer press recently of the surprising similarities between Longhorn and Apple's upcoming new Macintosh operating system, Tiger. (See Peter Lewis's recent column, Apple's 'Tiger' to Stalk Rivals April 29.) The bottom line is that both will make finding items in our ever-increasing digital stores of information and entertainment much easier. Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page. If you have a really good monitor--and eyesight--you could even read the numbers in that spreadsheet. You also will be able to put files simultaneously in different folders, and find the one you want with much more ease than you can today. Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items. "We're trying to go beyond search into what we call 'visualization and organization,'" said Allchin.

    But Longhorn won't be released for another year and a half. In the meantime, Microsoft has to contend with Apple's Tiger as well as with Linux's open-source operating system. Linux is making significant inroads into Microsoft's markets, especially on servers. And many people, including me, consider Apple to have a superior operating system. But Allchin doesn't seem to be worried. He didn't even show much concern over Google's incred

  19. Offtopic but ... on One Year Later - CUPS Admin Still Lacking? · · Score: -1

    I just paid $21.99 for 3 feet of usb wire.

  20. I agree with this post. on iPods Valuable in the College Classroom? · · Score: -1

    And anyway, I've had professors tell us if we're allowed to record or not. I see no difference.

  21. Re:Possible Problem on Best Motherboard for a Large Memory System? · · Score: -1

    nice one. also, i have a few of these left if you're interested.

  22. First post, dickheads! on Intel Dual-Core Systems Begin Shipping Monday · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now listen to me whine. My 1987 Jeep Wrangler Laredo is the shit. Really, it is. It WAS in mint condition until a few months ago when some prick from Jersey slammed his piece of shit le baron into my passenger side door. 2 new shocks, springs, and re-allignment were necessary - not a horrid price though, a mere $500. So anyway there's still some cosmetic damage on the fucker (jeep, not jerseydouche) but I don't really give a shit. It's turned into a fucking curse now, this morning the Jeep wouldn't start. It ain't the fucking battery, it ain't the fucking starter, and it ain't any fucknig filter or fuse. I was late for work. Fuckin a. So now what the fuck? Carbuerator? Fuckin a. I had it towed a few hours ago. Sons of bitches. May they all rot in hell. Autobody shops are fucking gold mines dude.

  23. Do not mod this up. on Gene Therapy Ages Human Cancer Cells in Lab · · Score: -1, Troll

    It is simply not funny. I am not amused. That is all.

  24. Re:if..then on Hibernate - A J2EE Developers Guide · · Score: -1

    Dear Internet cur, I'll have you know that your churlish actions and replies reek of an insolent ignoramus! Why, upon reading your cretinous claim, I let out a mighty scoff and nearly choked upon my brandy!

  25. Shit eating post on NNSA Supercomputer Breaks Computing Record · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't forget to brush.