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Ballmer and McNealy Smiling Together

cahiha writes "Sun and Microsoft are pushing a single sign-on and identity management solution, and the Sun home page has a picture of McNealy and Ballmer smiling together. Yahoo has details on the conflict between the industry giants, and there is more information on the collaboration at the Sun press release page. The press release took place Friday morning." From the article: "The technology news, though, was overshadowed by the joint appearance of McNealy and Ballmer, who until April 2004 were bitter enemies. McNealy once referred to Microsoft's executive team of Ballmer and Bill Gates as 'Beavis and Butthead.'"

278 comments

  1. Money unites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Nuff said.

    1. Re:Money unites. by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Dumb and Dumber? Seriously, could they have taken less flattering picture?

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    2. Re:Money unites. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      well at least they're not naked

    3. Re:Money unites. by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought when I saw Sun's page. I wasn't so sure until I checked. Apparently they could have.

      (As I was looking around I saw this which, while offtopic, is pretty funny.)

      Besides, they've smiled together before.

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    4. Re:Money unites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like Butthead has a new Beavis!

    5. Re:Money unites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  2. In other news..... by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Four Horsemen have been sighted today in an undisclosed location...

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    1. Re:In other news..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Four Horsemen have been sighted today in an undisclosed location..." ... Smiling together.

    2. Re:In other news..... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      The Four Horsemen have been sighted today in an undisclosed location...

      They have to bring Ellison in to complete the quad.

    3. Re:In other news..... by themoodykid · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's been change in plans. It's now six horsemen.

    4. Re:In other news..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...in soviet russia?

  3. Go on My Sun..... by segedunum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....bend over and take it like a bitch!

    1. Re:Go on My Sun..... by alexandreracine · · Score: 1

      In one year from now, Sun and Microsoft will collaborate! Yes! OpenOffice and Windows will not work together anymore! (OpenOffice use Java from Sun right?)

      Hey, this is just a theory...

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    2. Re:Go on My Sun..... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Sun - The Dot-Cornhole company!

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    3. Re:Go on My Sun..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > ....bend over and take it like a bitch!

      "Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!"

      What the hell, if my mind's eye can never be clean again, I may as well share the horror with the rest of you.

  4. Identity management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice. I always have trouble keeping my online identities separate. Did I log in as the high flying executive or as the aging granmother today? Or did I decide that my highflying executive IS an aging grandmother? Identity management will presumably help me to keep these things clear.

    Bruce Perens

    1. Re:Identity management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Bruce Perens,

      Think about the heterogenous intranet.

      Sincerely,
      Bruce Perens

  5. Keyboards! by CRepetski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if they can only cooperate and get their darn keyboards to have similar layouts! I mean seriously, who would have the caps lock key where shift is? Ridiculous.

    1. Re:Keyboards! by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1

      Going back to a Windows keyboard always pisses me off when using Emacs or vi. My hands just aren't made to do that!

    2. Re:Keyboards! by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      May I ask what the point of caps lock was in the first place, as it doesn't make much sense to me?

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    3. Re:Keyboards! by Yallis · · Score: 5, Funny

      nONSENSE1

    4. Re:Keyboards! by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      THE REASON THERE IS A CAPS LOCK KEY

      Caps lock is on the keyboard because there used to be a shift lock on a typewriter keyboard. It was on the typewriter keyboard because there were only two ways of providing emphasis on a typewriter, ALL CAPS and underline. So you quite often typed a lot of capitals in a sequence.

      But the trouble with shift lock is that you ended up typing $^&***&^% when you got to any numbers. Shift lock only makes sense when applied to letters, and so the caps lock was born on electric typewriters and computer keyboards.

      Later, on computers it was also useful for computer languages like BASIC and FORTRAN that were programmed in uppercase.

    5. Re:Keyboards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question, a lot of forms and other typed documents required UPPER CASE. Also, standard typewriters did not have boldface, so it was used for that.

    6. Re:Keyboards! by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      When I programmed in BASIC in uppercase, it was because in high school all we had to do anything computer-related with were upper-case-only ASR-33 teletypes connected by phone at 110 baud to the HP minicomputer-based timesharing system.

    7. Re:Keyboards! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend didn't realize till last week that there was any other way of typing capital letters than with Caps Lock. She would press Caps Lock, type her capital letter, then press it again. I was appalled!

    8. Re:Keyboards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditch that bitch.

  6. Why is this headline news? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sun is on the verge of becoming irrelevant (if they haven't done so already). Their marketshare is declining almost as rapidly as their stock price. McNealy is looking around for a life boat, and he thinks he has found one in Microsoft.

    Microsoft, on the other hand, needs to look more "open" and more "willing to play nicely with competitors". What better way than to find a half-dead ex-competitor, one that won't pose any serious challenge, and start cooperating with them. Maybe this will appease those EU anti-trust people.

    1. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative


      You are wrong. Sun has completely turned around their product portfolio in the past several years, is actually gaining customers, and is financially better now than before.

      People need to see the bigger picture of the identity management between Sun and Microsoft: SUN RAY. Sun will be able to provide access to Solaris, Linux, and Windows applications all through their thin clients. People who subscribe to a future Sun Ray service in their homes, will be able to access Windows apps on top of the GNOME desktop. If this is irrelevant, then just shoot me now.

      Repeatedly, Sun has said they are pursuing all this, because Sun's customers are asking for it. People want this stuff.

    2. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, most of their employees and buildings are now in India and not only aren't they hiring more in America, but they're laying them off and shutting down campuses.

      Sun barely even exists anymore, except as a "name" like Netscape is. Other people do all their work for them, from their outsourced HR group to their outsourced company helpdesk to their outsourced tech support to their outsourced programmers. And if you look at any campus in america, you'll see a significant portion of the buildings simply shut down and empty.

      Sun doesn't know what it's doing.

    3. Re:Why is this headline news? by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 1

      sun may be dieing, but it still has a military contract. They will stay alive for a little while longer.

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    4. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      WTF are you talking about? Sun has what a couple thousand people in India? Out of 30 thousand employees? What campuses have they shut down? They layoffs have been mainly in the UK, IIRC.

      You are not just a troll, you are the poop trolls step in in their caves.

    5. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Apparently, Trusted Solaris is the _only_ product some military installations can use. At their Q2 announcement, a company head spoke about how their business is based entirely on Sun's OS.

    6. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you actually beento any sun campuses recently? Or at least read any press releases in the past year?

      Sun already has thousands offshored and from their own mouths as recently as last week they stated that they were not expanding or hiring inamerica and were only looking to expand (employee base and buildings) overseas, because it's much cheaper.

      Also, if you check out papers (or evenjust Yahoo!) from singapore and india, they clearly state that sun is looking to hire a significant number of new people in this regions. I believethe latest number was another 2,000.

      But you're forgiven for not knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

    7. Re:Why is this headline news? by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      that was my point

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    8. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sun has employees through out Europe, Australia, the UK, in addition to China, India, etc. You try to paint them as some sort of cut-throat SE Asia outsourcing whore house, but the fact is they have employees everywhere.

      Up until the last few years, they didn't even do layoffs.

    9. Re:Why is this headline news? by Swamii · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, calling Sun a "half-dead ex-competitor" is a little strong, considering Microsoft's .NET doesn't have near the market share as Sun's Java. Sun's Open Office is the #1 competitor to Microsoft Office.

      Basically, Sun competes against MS on application development, web development, and office suites. All those are critical to Microsoft; that is nothing to be minimalized.

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    10. Re:Why is this headline news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sun's Open Office is the #1 competitor to Microsoft Office.

      That's not saying a whole hell of a lot, is it? I mean what's #3, wordpervert office? Garbage, pure garbage. I like openoffice and I use it on a regular basis but microsoft orifice is by far the leading office suite and will continue to be in that position until Windows is no longer the dominant desktop/workstation OS.

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    11. Re:Why is this headline news? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      MS Office doesn't need Windows. They ported it to (or was it from?) MacOS; they could port it to Linux too.

    12. Re:Why is this headline news? by team99parody · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sun has completely turned around their product portfolio in the past several years

      Uh, yeah. They're now a Linux/AMD shop and can't figure out what to do with Slolaris. Yeah, they're financially better the same way that Carly was good for HP - they layed off anything that gave them intellectual property because it's easier to be a commodity seller.

      The funniest thing is their OS strategy - lay off their OS engineers and hope the open source community will build their OS for them, and perhaps Sun'll just hire lawyers to patent parts of it or perhaps they'll just get their new IP partner Microsoft to do that part for them (and yes, Sun, through their agreement this article is talking about, is allowed to sell a Solaris that infringes on MSFT patents, but the rest of the Open Source community is not allowed to do so)..

    13. Re:Why is this headline news? by cybercobra · · Score: 1

      Yay! We might finally have a chance of Java dying. It was a nice idea that was poorly executed.
      And honestly, compared to Python/Ruby/Perl/PHP/etc it's quite limiting.
      Also, I hate how Sun has bribed the colleges into making Comp Sci a vocational Java course.
      Now someone just needs to start the Jolt programming language...

    14. Re:Why is this headline news? by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1

      "Python/Ruby/Perl/PHP/etc"

      IMO, the proliferation of fashionable programming languages is thoroughly distracting from getting work done. It's important to have a useful set of languages to work with, but one scripting language, one systems language, and one applications language should be enough for most people. For me, that's Bourne shell, C, and Java. Perl and C++ have an established base, too, but most of the other languages add very little to the programmer's ability to solve problems. They basically exist "because they can." They might demonstrate a handful of nifty ideas, but, outside of academic interest, reinventing whole applications platforms seems to be so much work for so little realized gain.

    15. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The Slashdot Fan Club members seem to have such a narrow view on the world that it is sad.

      "the same way that Carly was good for HP"

      Hardly. Sun has not given up a single one of their core competencies. What Carly did was gut HP and make it into a cheesy Dell clone. Through the workstation wars, through Windows NT, through the Pentium 4 hype, Sun stuck with UNIX and SPARC. One reason they can adopt Opteron, is that it is the first x86 chip that doesn't suck. HyperTransport, ECC, etc. are all things that make Opteron a pretty darn good server processor.

      "lay off their OS engineers and hope the open source community will build their OS for them"

      Hardly. Who in the world would realistically expect some volunteer programer to take the time to create something like N1 Grid plus Solaris Containers and SMF? Sun knows this isn't realistic.

      The things to come out of OpenSolaris are not going to be huge major subsystems in the kernel. Instead, we should expect a higher likelihood that bug reports might come with patches, or simple enhancements to JDS might come through. Things like that. There's also the talk over at Blastwave about porting the kernel to PowerPC.

      These things are interesting to the community but not necessarily interesting to Sun. They aren't huge R&D efforts. Hell, even porting the kernel isn't a rediculous amount of work for someone with some knowledge of how to do it. Solaris is over 90% platform independent.

    16. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hardly. Who in the world would realistically expect some volunteer programer to take the time to create something like N1 Grid plus Solaris Containers and SMF? Sun knows this isn't realistic.

      I'm not up-to-date on Sun acronyms, but aren't Solaris Containers Sun's clone of FreeBSD Jails? Perhaps had they stuck with BSD volunteer programmers would have made this stuff for Sun so they wouldn't have to clonen them.

    17. Re:Why is this headline news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aren't Solaris Containers Sun's clone of FreeBSD Jails

      Containers appear to outside systems as a single host, with its own IP address, etc. Internally, it appears all Containers run off of a global environment and provide encapsulation for applications, and Sun says there is essentially no performance penalty for using Containers. If that is identical to Jails, then, perhaps you are right.

  7. Schizo by ProsperoDGC · · Score: 4, Funny
    Before Sun and Microsoft start evangelizing an identity management scheme to the rest of us, perhaps they need to sort out their own schizophrenia.

    Microsoft appears to be jumping too quickly getting between "good company" and "bad company" personalities, while Sun's "we're independent and answer to no-one" and "yeah, but we did get $2bn from our biggest competitor" vibrations are reaching breaking point.

    1. Re:Schizo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hello my name is Steve Ballmer and I am Microsoft CEO. I'm here to tell you that we have bought of... err... resolved our differences with Sun Microsystems Inc and are very pleased to be partnering with them on our Axis Of Evil project. This is a tremendous opportunity for both companies to deliver enhanced service to the consumer by utilizing our joint technology portfolios to instigate litigation, litigation, litigation.

      Use our products or else!!!

      -- SB

  8. Revenge is best served HOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sun and Microsoft are pushing a single sign-on and identity management solution, and the Sun home page has a picture of McNealy and Ballmer smiling together."

    What you can't see is the knife in McNealy's left hand.

    1. Re:Revenge is best served HOT! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, or the poison dart in Ballmer's. This makes me think back to seeing Reagan and Gorbachev on TV, shaking hands and appearing to agree on something important. Unnerving, and not a little creepy.

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    2. Re:Revenge is best served HOT! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny
      What you can't see is the knife in McNealy's left hand.

      Actually, Ballmer has his had FIRMLY gripping McNealy's nut sack. I smell a buyout soon...

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    3. Re:Revenge is best served HOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed. A great summary of what was going on behind the smiles can be found hera
      Gorbachev privately referred to Reagan as "a liar."
      ...
      Through all of this, the White House Pragmatists also remained in the dark. If Nancy Reagan, Chief of Staff Jim Baker or Assistant to the First Lady Mike Deaver had known that the U.S. government was blowing up Soviet pipelines, infiltrating Soviet computers, bollixing their software or spoofing electronic equipment -- even though done with the president's approval -- they would have had a fit.
  9. Strange... by avalys · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think Ballmer looks like Shrek in that photo, minus the green?

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    1. Re:Strange... by i88i · · Score: 1

      i think he looks more like uncle fester: the resemblance is uncanny

    2. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else think Ballmer looks like Shrek in that photo, minus the green?

      Nope. Even in green, Ballmer still doesn't look like Shrek.

    3. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No..That's Peter Boyle, the crack habit years

    4. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a cheap shot. You deliberately switched round the labels so people would think the one on the left was Ballmer, not the real Fester.

    5. Re:Strange... by Ying+Hu · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're the one with some visual sense - he looks exactly like Boyle as the monster in 'Young Frankenstein'.

    6. Re:Strange... by atomm1024 · · Score: 1

      Well, just for comparison, here he is in green...

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    7. Re:Strange... by mbaciarello · · Score: 1

      In case there was any doubt...

      Hello, handsome!

      Now, seeing him as a Pocket PC desktop picture was enlightening.

    8. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's an insult to Shrek.

    9. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terry Bradshaw

  10. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun are finished

  11. Picture by Mother+Sha+Boo+Boo · · Score: 1

    the Sun home page has a picture of McNealy and Ballmer smiling together.

    Wow! This is some creepy picture...

    1. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! This is some creepy picture...

      Not bad, but they should really have the Addam's Family music plaing in the background.

    2. Re:Picture by NXIL · · Score: 1

      Ballmer looks like a Registered Sex Offender. Scary. Someone needs to buy a copy of Photoshop and tune that image up. Check out what Adobe Photoshop can do for you, Steve: http://hardware.localhost.nl/index.php?ct=nth&pic= /pictures/2004/Miscellaneous/shopgirl.jpg

    3. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, all women look like that without makeup.

    4. Re:Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have the women in your life managed to fool you into believing that?

      Makeup does make quite a difference for some women (especially the ones who look a bit boyish without it), but most genuinely attractive women look very nice without makeup, as well.

  12. I'm wondering.. by NubKnacker · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering which one of the two gains more from this? Either way, Yay! for monopolies.

  13. Cooperation or desperation by breakbeatninja · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sun may be on its last legs. It's certainly not the juggernaut it was before the dot com bust. It is an advocate of open source, which is great, but they used to have a market capitalization of $130B, now they're trying to hold on to $13B http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SUNW&t=5y&l=on&z=m &q=l&c= and not having an easy time as their stock is in the single digits and investors are weary to put too much faith in to a company that may not have a bright future.

    I personally hope this isn't the case, I have an old Ultra 10, Ultra 5, a few sparcstations and a sparcbook.. they're great machines. Perhaps a bit overpriced when they were shiny and new, but most exotic hardware is and that's one reason (others: see application availability) that x86 has been so successful- it's cheap. You can build a reliable, stable and fast server for pennies on the dollar on what you might spend on a Sunfire. Good luck, Scott.. you know better than any of us that Microsoft is a difficult company to deal with.. even in the mutual desperation both of your corporations are facing.

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    1. Re:Cooperation or desperation by ignorant_coward · · Score: 3, Insightful


      you know better than any of us that Microsoft is a difficult company to deal with

      Yes they do. Think about it: Sun forced Microsoft to settle for $2 billion regarding Java. Sun is backing OO.org without anyone having sued them. Sun is open sourcing UNIX(TM) this summer.

      Sun's lawyers and executives have balls. Even the female ones.

      If anything will make Sun succeed it is this ability to deal with the Microsofts and IBMs and survive.

    2. Re:Cooperation or desperation by Numtek · · Score: 1
      x86(snap!) reliable, stable and fast
      If I had the money I would ditch my x86 anytime, in favour of something I would trust not to brak down when it's most needed. But well, x86 *are* cheap, so I'll keep using them for the time being. But to say they're reliable, I disagree. In a high-cost production enviroment I would never think of installing x86's.
    3. Re:Cooperation or desperation by jimicus · · Score: 1

      But to say they're reliable, I disagree. In a high-cost production enviroment I would never think of installing x86's.

      A lot of systems architects disagree with you. If your applications allow for it, it's frequently just as cheap to simply go out and buy a number x86 boxes and site them in geographically separate locations. And I don't care what architecture you're using, I guarantee your system won't be much use when some idiot's cut through the fibre coming into the server room.

    4. Re:Cooperation or desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking completely out of your ass, but let's give you a chance. Exactly how are Sun/Opteron boxes less reliable than equivilant Sun/Sparc boxes? (...)

      Plus, lets remember that one big reason Sun is in a world of shit is that whole cache corruption thing they tried to hush up.

    5. Re:Cooperation or desperation by ignorant_coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Opteron has enough RAS now to be useful in a lot of production applications, IMO. It isn't fully redundant hot-upgrades like the midrange Sun Fire servers, but it isn't bad for web servers, basic databases, etc.

    6. Re:Cooperation or desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...investors are weary to put too much faith in to a company..."

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=weary

      is not remotely the same as

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=leery

    7. Re:Cooperation or desperation by jc42 · · Score: 1

      If anything will make Sun succeed it is this ability to deal with the Microsofts and IBMs and survive.

      So how many companies have ever made a "strategic alliance" with Microsoft and survived more than a few years?

      I remember working on a couple of consulting projects at DEC during their last years. Inside the company, the conventional explanation of their problems was that their PC division was a financial disaster forced on them by "GQ Bob" and "the suits". Everyone expected this to kill DEC, just like it had killed so many other companies that tried to encroach on MS turf.

      It'll be, uh, "interesting" to see how Sun survives their attempt to make a deal with the computer industry's currently most-vicious predator.

      (It's also interesting to watch IBM's attempt to downplay the fact that this used to be their rôle. Whether they've actually learned anything from the evolution of an even more powerful economic predator is yet to be seen. ;-)

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  14. Why is this headline news?-Java Wars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sun is on the verge of becoming irrelevant (if they haven't done so already)."

    Irreverent enough that a Java fight breaks out between OO and everyone else.

  15. This can't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good. I say again. This cant be good.

  16. Consise transcript ? by bushboy · · Score: 1

    After watching 5 minutes of the video and seeing Balmer market, I couldn't watch anymore.

    Get to the point, asshole !

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  17. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a trick. Get an axe.

    1. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ill SUCK your souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

  18. Sun and Microsoft working together... ho hum by darealpat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I read news that these two companies are working together so that their respective office suites can seamlessly open each others documents, then I will be suitably impressed.

    All this "sign-on" and "identity management" thing is all well and good, but IMHO the home user will benefit more immediately and palpably with interoperability between suites/programs. Maybe Microsoft will actually become "standards compliant" soon....

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    1. Re:Sun and Microsoft working together... ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone care about "single sign-on" and "identity management" from Sun and/or Microsoft? I sure don't. I didn't like/use Passport, and I won't use it when it comes around in its next incarnation.

      You're right -- let's have some *meaningful* interoperability, not marketing crap about how you'll have to sign on with Sun and Microsoft for all of your Web content.

    2. Re:Sun and Microsoft working together... ho hum by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Does anyone care about "single sign-on" and "identity management" from Sun and/or Microsoft?
      Ever heard of Active Directory? I've heard it mentioned a couple of times...
  19. I thought Passport was dead by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Is it just me, or does "a single sign-on and identity management solution" sound an awful lot like Passport? I was under the impression that once eBay told them to take a hike, the long-shunned Passport was finally going to be given the ignoble burial it deserves.

    So in desperation, Sun is reaching for a life preserver made of cast iron.

    Of course, this could be an entirely new, unworkable "a single sign-on and identity management solution," that will be just as distrusted and irrelevant as Passport was. People don't even trust Microsoft to handle their e-mail without infecting their machine, much less keeping their "identity" secure.

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    1. Re:I thought Passport was dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Passport is dead, IIRC. Ballmer kept mentioning something called WS*. The interoperability will be between the open standards Liberty Alliance protocols and the Microsoft-proprietary protocols, and I think they mentioned Directory services interop, too. This is to allow Sun systems and Windows systems to co-exist in the same identity framework, which is a win for sysadmins everywhere.

    2. Re:I thought Passport was dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assport was consumer dotcom shit. This is more of a corporate thing -- think Active Directory, NDS, LDAP, etc.

    3. Re:I thought Passport was dead by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or does "a single sign-on and identity management solution" sound an awful lot like Passport?

      "Microsoft pens ID software"> "SOFTWARE GIANT Microsoft is building software it says will manage personal data and provide more secure identification in future versions of Windows. Under the cunning plan, the operating system will have ID technology called "info-cards" which are designed to allow users to shop and access services online. However, the technology appears to be similar to Passport and Hailstorm. Hailstorm was binned after privacy advocates complained that it put too much sensitive information into the hands of a single company. ..."

    4. Re:I thought Passport was dead by sillypixie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is exactly *not* like passport. In fact, the whole passport disaster is often referred to as a lesson learned.

      Here is the latest philosophical trend in Identity, and the founding principles for the SSO and IdM movement of the moment:

      The Laws of Identity

      If you read this, you will see that certain of the digerati are working very hard, even within Microsoft itself, to ensure that future identity systems are exactly the opposite of 'distrusted and irrelevant'....

      Pixie

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  20. How about just explaining what they're doing? by argent · · Score: 1

    Before Sun and Microsoft start evangelizing an identity management scheme to the rest of us, perhaps they need to sort out their own schizophrenia.

    Is that why their announcement is incoherent?

    I read the announcement and I read the PDF and I have to say that I know about as much as I did before I started. Can someone decode the acronyms and trademarks and explain just what this Last Great Single Sign On is really about?

    1. Re:How about just explaining what they're doing? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...and explain just what this Last Great Single Sign On is really about?

      I think they agreed that cookies will be patented.

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  21. If I were a gambling man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be buying sunw on Mon...

  22. A Smith said by SteveAstro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices. It is im-possible indeed to prevent such meetings, by any law which either could be executed, or would be consistent with liberty and jus-tice. But though the law cannot hinder people of the same trade from sometimes assembling together, it ought to do nothing to facilitate such assemblies; much less to render them necessary. Adam Smith, the "Wealth of Nations" What goes around comes around. Steve

    1. Re:A Smith said by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe a quote from the OTHER "A. Smith" is more appropriate here...

      Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

  23. Guess... by hashwolf · · Score: 1

    "McNealy once referred to Microsoft's executive team of Ballmer and Bill Gates as 'Beavis and Butthead.'"

    Who's who?

    --
    - "They misunderestimated me."
    1. Re:Guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously Bill Gates is Beavis (both are always laughing)
      and Ballmer is Butt Head (and yes, a very shiny butthead he is)

    2. Re:Guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but Ballmer jumps around like he is jazzed out on coffee. So more beavis...

      yeah yeah yeah developers yeah yeah heh heh yeah!

  24. well, i guess now we know by b17bmbr · · Score: 0, Troll

    who's pitching and who's catching.

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  25. Being a loyal DEC user by expro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is about what Digital was doing at this point in their death spiral. The pilot hasn't told the passengers the situation... When I die, I want to die in my sleep, like my Grandfather did, and not like the 500 screaming passengers on his plane.

    1. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I remember attending the last DEC user meeting in LA (Oct 1998, I think) right before Compaq took them over. DEC was all agog about how closely they were working with Microsoft to make VMS more compatible with Windows and Microsoft's offerings.

    2. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that DEC (and SGI) people like to blame the symptom (MS) rather than the disease (failed products).

      These companies got in bed with Microsoft because their revenues were in freefall and their only chance at survival was collaborating with the enemy. DEC thought their only chance was to be the "enterprise NT" shop and pray that some of those customers would move up to VMS.

    3. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      I've noticed that DEC (and SGI) people like to blame the symptom (MS) rather than the disease (failed products).

      A couple of points of clarification.

      I'm not, nor was I ever, a "DEC person". I attended the user meeting because my manager thought I should, and it was a free trip to the left coast where I could visit a couple of friends. :)

      I agree with your comment about failing products killing companies. How's Solaris' marketshare doing over these past few years? I know that our IT department is replacing the 8 Solaris machines with Linux ones.

    4. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by Oen_Seneg · · Score: 1

      Err, Microsoft WAS the disease for SGI. For some reason they decided after the 320s that intel was the way to go and then started the line of failed products once they cut the development budget for MIPS. Until the managment changed and decided "Woo, we could do a really funky NT4 box" SGI was pretty much fine.

    5. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's patently false. SGI's workstation sales had dropped like a rock and that NT box was last chance despriation before quitting the market.

    6. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      So was your grandfather the pilot? And he was asleep?

    7. Re:Being a loyal DEC user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Huh? Windows NT is what took once well-regarded companies like SGI and Intergraphics and ruined them. SGI barely survived long enough to become a niche supercomputer maker (computers which do not run Windows).

      Windows can be a curse. How many Dells can there be in the world?

      This is one reason people should be happy that even with this interoperability agreement, Sun _is_not_ a Microsoft OEM like Dell or HP.

  26. In bed with the devil by hotspotbloc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Next year when MS starts screwing Sun, Sun will complain and be told: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

    --
    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity but they've always worked for me" - HST
    1. Re:In bed with the devil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a star wars quote, Sun will be making comments more like "It's too late for me now" (Darth when Luke tells him there's still hope) and Microsoft will be making comments like "Now you will die" (Emperor about to zap Sun with lightning bolts)

    2. Re:In bed with the devil by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I think the Emperor's "Only now, at the end, do you understand" would be a good one too.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  27. The beauty of Free Software by team99parody · · Score: 1
    With Non-Free software (including patent-encumbered licenses like the CDDL) Balmer just needs to pay one guy $2Billion for smiles.

    With GPL'd works like Linux, he can't just buy the redhat guy that he recently met; because unless he also buys all the rest of the RHAT devels, they'll simply find some new CEO & VC and start a new competitor (and it's pretty easy to find a VC and hire MBAs). Free software gives the power to the software engineer.

    1. Re:The beauty of Free Software by ignorant_coward · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Software isn't so trivial. There's support staff expertise to build, there's a customer base to build, etc. It isn't like customers like seeing one company vaporize to have another one spring up and say "hey, over here, folks!"

      "Free software gives the power to the software engineer."

      Not really. We still live in a society where people have to make money. This means working for a company doing their software development or consulting, which usually doesn't mesh with the software engineer's own ideals.

      The idealism behind the FSF is good, but it has its limits.

    2. Re:The beauty of Free Software by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


      The only reason people work for companies is lack of imagination.

      Of course, there's no shortage of lack of imagination.

      Gee, that sounds like a Bushism!

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    3. Re:The beauty of Free Software by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Free software gives the power to the software engineer.

      This is an excellent point. If anyone should be running business (or society in general), it should be the scientists, artists and academics. They are typically not blinded by avarice in the sameway that the average businessman is. Profit is useful, but it should never be the main motivation for doing something. The main motivation should be the further development of mankind so that the totality of the species may expand beyond the confines of our primitive solar system. The improvements to our cultures should not only be in the technology arena, but also in social and behavioral aspects. The goal should be to stamp out fear, greed and selfishness and replace them with a thirst for knowledge, a deeper understanding of the benefits of cooperation over competition, and a strong awareness of our responsibility to those around us.


      Sadly, we have let our society be taken over by the common criminal's desire for material wealth with no reasonable limits. Fortunately, not everyone thinks this way and many of us attempt to rise above that archaic mode of thinking. We see the value in cooperation and how making top dollar does little to further the species. Capitalism has served it's purpose, but it is not scaling well as the means of information production becomes ubiquitous. IP laws and software patents are not there to protect you unless you are a big enough software business to afford the lawyers. This is not right or just. Source code is merely the analogue to a recipe, the compilers, linkers, etc... are the cooking utensils. No one has set out to restrict what you can cook, so why should they restrict what you write for your computer? Is it illegal to make a hamburger at home? Did McDonald's set out to keep people from stealing the hmburger from their virttual monopoly? No. So all this talk of software patents is pure rubbish and legal tacticsto keep the power inthe richest hands. The time has come to destroy this system of control. I plan to continue writing code in any way I see fit in order to do what I need to do with my machines. No corporations are going to stop me even if they wish to brand me a criminal. Sometimes you just have to stand up for what you believe in. I believe that computers are tools and my ideas are free.

      --
      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    4. Re:The beauty of Free Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This is an excellent point. If anyone should be running business (or society in general), it should be the scientists, artists and academics. They are typically not blinded by avarice in the sameway that the average businessman is.

      You seem to laboring under a couple of misapprehensions:
      A) "Expertise in an academic field translates to other types of expertise." The error in this is so obvious that nothing more need be said.
      B) "Scientists, artists, and academics work selflessly for the sake of knowledge and advancement of humanity." While there is an element of truth in that, the reality is that there is a currency in these fields that is just as ardently sought as money: prestige. Petty though it is, the battles fought over it are as easily as venomous as the greatest rivalries in the history of commerce. Arrogance to rival MS, not-invented-here syndrom to rival IBM, and villainy to rival SCO: it's all there.

    5. Re:The beauty of Free Software by sydb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not true, you know. Sometimes people work for companies because of lack of motivation, sometimes lack of capital, sometimes fear, sometimes a combination of these things.

      And maybe there are some people who actually LIKE working for companies. Maybe they like the relative security, the human contact, the culture, the well-defined role and responsibility.

      The world needs more and better entrepreneurs but lets be serious, not everyone can be, or should be, an entrepreneur.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    6. Re:The beauty of Free Software by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Did you ever see that episode of the Simpsons when it was decided that the most intelligent would lead? "Out utopia is more of a fruitopia"..

    7. Re:The beauty of Free Software by fuzza · · Score: 1

      Oblig. Firefly:

      Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination.
      Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.

      --
      Can't find examples of evolution? No matter, neither could Dawkins
    8. Re:The beauty of Free Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you don't work for a company and want to program, you need to either be your own salesperson, secretary, etc., or employ people to fulfill these tasks. In which case you need people with a lack of imagination to work for you.

      Alternatively you can work on a freelance basis, but then that is more-or-less working for a range companies on a timeshare basis.

      If everyone worked in sole trader companies things would be enormously complex and very little would get done.

    9. Re:The beauty of Free Software by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving my point about lack of imagination.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  28. Don't bother watching by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve doesn't do the Monkey dance.

    1. Re:Don't bother watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he do that trick where he lights a light bulb in his mouth?

  29. Beavis & Butthead. by team99parody · · Score: 1
    McNealy once referred to Microsoft's executive team of Ballmer and Bill Gates as 'Beavis and Butthead.'"

    So what does that make McNealey? That little annoying kid who always wanted to play with Bevis&Butthead (was he called Stuart?)?

    1. Re:Beavis & Butthead. by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA or see the picture, (this is slashdot, after all). Does McNealy happen to be wearing a 'Winger' t-shirt?

      --
      "Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing - and it was everything that I thought it could be."
  30. Similar Reactions by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There was a similar wave of shock and disbelief among Apple fanatics back in August of 1997 when Steve Jobs announced at MacWorld that Microsoft would be buying a stake in Apple. His message of "The desktop wars are over. Microsoft won. Get over it." were not what the crowd was expecting.

    • The little $150 million of money dribbled into Apple to protect them from hostile take-over.
    • The mutual patent cross-licensing.
    • The sharing of code bases for Java.
    • The decision to make Internet Explorer the standard Mac browser.
    • The promise to continue to make Microsoft Office products for the Mac for at least a year.

    These were huge unexpected changes, but none of these had the visceral impact of seeing Bill Gates on a huge screen over the auditorium and smiling and saying that we're chums with Apple now and that "Microsoft wants Apple to succeed." People were hissing and booing and making overt signs that the apocolypse for Apple had just arrived.

    It turns out that either there were other unannounced benefits for Apple or these back room agreements with Microsoft had an even for significant impact because they had very positve results for Apple. But even today, Apple fans still cringe when they see their "resistence fighter" being chummy with one of the leaders of the "Microsoft establishment".

    For Sun devotees, it's probably an equally unsettling bit of public relations. But lets hope that Microsoft gave up quite a bit more in those smokey back room deals that will benefit Sun, now that Sun appears to have come out of the closet at a full-blown "friend of Microsoft" now.

    1. Re:Similar Reactions by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      Apple is really smart. In 1997, I bet they had Mac OS X in their back pocket the whole time.

    2. Re:Similar Reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, they did, but they had no idea how they were going to migrate users and developers over to it. And this at a time when devs were already fleeing like rats. Getting Microsoft, Apple's biggest ISV, to commit to the new OS was a huge coup.

      Apple handled the OS X transition masterfully. Had anything serious gone wrong, they wouldn't be here today.

    3. Re:Similar Reactions by astrashe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the divide is between free as in freedom and everyone else.

      I've been using linux for a long time, since about '92. (I should be a lot better at it than I am -- I'm not claiming any kind of geek mastery over it.)

      And for almost all of that time it's been about the software and not the license. I always thought the free software fanatics were, well, fanatics. Ideologues.

      I don't think that any more. In the end, the only software that's perfectly alined with its users' interests is open source.

      It's usually not described in these terms, but defining characteristic of open source is that the owners or creators have given away their ability to control how people use the software.

      Out of the big guys in silicon valley, gates is probably one of the better ones. Personally, I'd rather hang out with him than with Jobs. I always imagine Jobs sitting in a chair with disciples gathered around his feet. Ellison must be a nightmare.

      Gates is the worst only because he's the biggest and most powerful. If Jobs was the biggest and most powerful, he'd be the worst.

      I used to run a business on sparc servers. I like Sun and their technology. But Sun is looking out for Sun, and they always will, and if it's in their interests to throw me under the train, they will.

      Debian *can't* throw me under the train. They've signed away all the rights they'd need to be able to do it.

      It's not about whether or not the guys at the top are good or bad. It's that they're in roles that simply shouldn't exist. That's the problem with google's ambitious plans. The guys who run google are great -- they probably go out on sunday's and wash the feet of the poor. But they're amassing a lot of power over information, and the mass itself isn't a good thing.

    4. Re:Similar Reactions by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      But even today, Apple fans still cringe when they see their "resistence fighter" being chummy with one of the leaders of the "Microsoft establishment".

      That's probably because Apple survived in spite of their rabid userbase, not because of it.

    5. Re:Similar Reactions by johnny_seven · · Score: 0

      your info is wrong my friend. I was at that MacWorld BOSTON show thank you very much. I watched and witnessed it first hand. MS bought 150 m of NON voting Apple stock which they sold off at a nice profit for a few years later. At the time, Apple had over 2 billion CASH on hand. They weren't about to disappear. This is a commonly held misnomer. When Big Billy was on the screen, those in attendence jeered with anger at his presense. The Evil Empire was at our door step. The best thing that came out of it was the 5 year agreement between MS and Apple that Office would continue to be available on Mac OS. It was Office that insured that the Apple Computer could remain relevant in the fast changing computer world of the mid 1990's. This is the beginning of the end for SUN, and M$ is set for implosing within a few years time. The handwriting is on the wall. Money is nice and lovely, but it will not guarantee more than a footnote note in the pages of Computer History a few years from now. LINUX is the gates of M$. The barbarians are coming fast and swift. The evil empire's days are very numbered.

    6. Re:Similar Reactions by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Yes. When one company can make 10,000 times the profit of another company making an identical product, and use that profit to manipulate and control the market then the free market is dead and we have nothing more than another variant on monopoly, with all the evils that entails.

      The problem is intellectual property law that doesn't recognise the power of the economic network effect coupled with the necessity of interroperability, where having a majority of the market means you'll eventually have effectively all of the market with no realistic possibility of competition. Even when the competition gives it away isn't easy to resurrect the market because of switching costs.

      People need to understand that it is necessary to take some short term pain (e.g. to switch from M$ to OSS) for long term gain, both for the economic benefit and for independence and control.

      ---

      Scientific, evidence based IP law. Now there's a thought.

    7. Re:Similar Reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gates is the worst only because he's the biggest and most powerful. If Jobs was the biggest and most powerful, he'd be the worst.

      And you have what, exactly, to back that up?

      I thought so.

  31. Re:Top 10 computer industry assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates clearly deserves a place in there. What the hell are you thinking?

  32. Re:Top 10 computer industry assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4. SCO

    How did they make it on that list?

  33. Unified Java? by nostriluu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I shudder to say this in many ways, but some good could actually come out of this if Sun and Microsoft could get some cooperation happening on Java (or more generally a unified runtime and API). Sun may be near irrelevant but Java is in many ways the main competitor to Microsoft's broad development platform (is it still called .NET?)

    Putting aside the important considerations around free/open software, it could make a lot of people's lives simpler. Its not that Java isn't already rich and cross platform, it would just be a next step in unification and perhaps make development for small devices for example easier.

    But due to their contexts, I wouldn't fully trust either company, and especially both, to carry the flag for a unified development environment, just like I'm sure this latest cooperation will yield to some selling out of purely technical or ethical concerns. "Liberty Alliance" (groan) appeared to be much more important than MS' solution, with much more real third party participation, so this is a consolidation that will have repurcussions. The third party opinions and participation of interested parties like geeks is still important to prevent sneaking in designs intended purely for the benefit of MS and Sun, rather than contributing to developments that are generally useful.

    1. Re:Unified Java? by m50d · · Score: 1

      All that would be needed for that would be for MS to ship a real JRE rather than their own borken one. IIRC sun's pretty happy to let big corps redistribute their JRE for free provided you keep the license as it is. What I see coming out of this is putting Java into .net. Maybe even merging the two, but certainly having a way to compile Java into .net CLR, and maybe a port of the class libraries which is, after all, the really hard part of writing a java implementation.

      --
      I am trolling
    2. Re:Unified Java? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC sun's pretty happy to let big corps redistribute their JRE for free provided you keep the license as it is.

      Sun Java replaces the dependency on the underlying OS with a dependency on Sun's Java implementation. Why would any OS vendor want to do that to itself? Microsoft would be a fool to ship Sun Java, and so would any Linux vendor.

      Maybe even merging the two, but certainly having a way to compile Java into .net CLR, and maybe a port of the class libraries which is, after all, the really hard part of writing a java implementation.

      Microsoft already has a way of compiling Java into the CLR, together with key Java libraries. So does Mono. Neither is going for full J2SE compliance.

  34. Re:Single sign-on? lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, look at that! Another pro-Apple comment from that whining Apple fanboy faggot, rokzy!

  35. I find it ironic by ugen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I find it ironic that Sun has a huge photographs of two CEO's looking mighty friendly on it's main page. This is certainly the first time I see something purporting to be major corporation to devote its entire main web page (read - web presense) to the image of a head of more successful rival and related news.

    On the other hand, there is no mention of this on www.microsoft.com and searching for "sun" on their site brings up old legal documents related to Sun vs. Microsoft Java court battle.

    I think (as others said in this thread before me) that this is a sign of desperate grasping at straws at Sun. Not only that, but such obvious signs of struggling to float will add a lot more damage to Sun's already pretty bleak image and future.

    1. Re:I find it ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, this obviously posed picture of Steve Jobs kneeling as a vassal never seemed to hurt Apple.

    2. Re:I find it ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On the other hand, there is no mention of this on www.microsoft.com and searching for "sun" on their site brings up old legal documents related to Sun vs. Microsoft Java court battle."

      This is due to Microsoft's unflinching arrogance. Sun just has a very different culture inside of it than Microsoft does.

  36. This is the coup de gras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Microsoft's coup de gras attempt to terminate Novell. First the closed door deal with Red Hat and not this deal with Sun.

    Of course the bit players, Red hat and Sun, are too stupid to realize that they are sleeping with the devil and if Microsoft successfully eliminates Novell, they, Red Hat and Sun, will not survive much longer than Novell.

    I hope that Novell shows them all!

    1. Re:This is the coup de gras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO enough execs will buy into Novell as the small devil they have a chance of dealing with than the great big rhinocerous ready to stick his horn up their asses devil of SUNW-MSFT, because of the whole FOSS-Linux apsect of 'we've still got some control' to keep Novell going and maybe even prosper. All these execs have a touch of paranoia and IMO enough of them still associate with their companies rather than there own persona's. Quite unlike BB&A(beavis, butthead, and asshole)

  37. GATES on BIG SCREEN and McNealy on small by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when Gates asked Jobs to talk and Gates was larger than life on a huge screen and Jobs was standing there taking Gates's FUD like a man. Well I think this will happen again but this time it will be McNealy at the podium and Gates on the mamouth screen. Someone please do something. I know that Gates has a big ego. I know when Gates was building his home near the Coast he asked his neighbors ( friends of mine ) if he could move into their home ( make them move out )for a few million bucks a months just to oversee the construction of his home. My freinds refused and told him to take a hike. I guess if you have enough money you can buy just about anything unless you are rich as my friends are and then even Gates can not buy you but then again they are all Jewish and I am not so perhaps the Jewish Illuminati connection has it going on for them and Michael Dell too.

  38. This could be good news by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    I notice from one of the PDFs:
    Microsoft and Sun (collectively, the "Co-Developers") each agree to grant you a license, under royalty-free and otherwise reasonable, non-discriminatory terms and conditions, to their respective essential patent claims that are necessary to implement the Specification.

    If it really is free, as the above suggests, this could be a nice component of single signon. (I haven't read all of it - yet)

    1. Re:This could be good news by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft and Sun ... each agree to grant you a license, ... to their respective essential patent claims that are necessary to implement the Specification.

      I'd imagine that any semi-competent lawyer would immedialy point out that they aren't granting you a license to sell your implementation.

      Presumably you will negotiate that license after your have your implementation working ...

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  39. Sun's exit plan. by team99parody · · Score: 5, Interesting
    McNealy is looking around for a life boat, and he thinks he has found one in Microsoft.

    I think it's more than that. I think McNealey's not having fun anymore, and hasn't enjoyed himself since the .com bubble. He sees that Jonathan Schwartz sucks as a leader (offends people everytime he opens his mouth), and just wants a way out.

    There aren't many ways out for a company the size of Sun; one is being bought by IBM, another is being bought by Microsoft, another is being bought by Fujitsu. I can't think of anyone else out there that would even want them.

    Methinks Scott is hoping to sell the thing off and retire.

    1. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apple is big enough to buy Sun ($28 billion vs $13 billion). Sun's customer list could be a way for Apple to buy its way into the servers, to compliment their leading (technologically) desktop.

    2. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Carly were around HP could buy Sun and kill it like everything else she touches.

    3. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      $13B is a lot to pay for a customer list. Also Apple needs a lot more than Sun's customer list to be credible in the server market.

      The history of the "Open Systems" Unix market is that buying out your competitors is a waste of time, because the lock-in factor is rather low. Just wait for them to go under and their customers will migrate to your systems on their own dime.

    4. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh but Apple would also get java, one of many, very many strategic reasons MS settled. McNealy and Schwartz are total fools, SUN could still have played their part in reshaping the IT industry. It was obviously easier to become Ballmers lapdog.

    5. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sorry to interrupt your wank, but why would Apple WANT to take over Java and Sun's enterprise servers? And how would Apple, with NO experience, succeed when Sun is getting their ass kicked?

      Unlike shiny powerbooks, you can't sell application servers and midrange servers on metrosexual fanboy appeal.

    6. Re:Sun's exit plan. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    7. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to interrupt your wank, but why would Apple WANT to take over Java and Sun's enterprise servers?

      Because Apple's own technology (Objective-C, XServe, and OS X) sucks even worse than Sun's (Java, SPARC, Solaris). Sad but true.

    8. Re:Sun's exit plan. by tofucubes · · Score: 1

      Well if Microsoft is wants to look good by cooperating with someone to appear "open" then the sale of Sun certainly would be very unappealing

      --
      Some people believe 1-1=3 and for the sake of being politically correct, we should respect their differences
    9. Re:Sun's exit plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. My. God.

      A Mac with a serial port? The world is coming to an end!

  40. More like Mojo from X-MEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First thing I thought of was "Shit, he looks like Mojo from X-MEN!"... :O

    http://www.iespana.es/mojoverso/archivo/villanos/m ojo003.jpg

  41. Beavis' and Buttead's money is still green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Scott is still an asshole.
    But this is not news ;-)

  42. Is it just me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    or is Balmer starting to look more and more like Hannibal Lector?

    1. Re:Is it just me.. by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      Actually I think maybe he looks more like Daniel Webster, Pablo Picasso or maybe John Quincy Adams.

      --
      Why doesn't Slashdot ever get slashdotted?
  43. Ballmer and McNealy Smiling Together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McNealy is taking it quite well. And I thought anal sex was painful.

  44. Re:Single sign-on? lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Apple will do one which is exactly the same except it's tied into their OS and hardware, has some pretty colours, and costs $500.

  45. However Microsoft's site does not mention it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .........at least not in their homepage

  46. Here's a thought... by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if some of these ideas are part correct? If Sun is looking to cooperate on single sign-on, or other issues of compatability, as well as cozy up to OSS and standards, that would put Sun in between two vitreous opponents. Its always been helpful to me to try to see what this behavior would benefit the actor.

    By being compatible with Windows, Sun keeps vitality in the enterprise domain. By working with F/OSS they keep vitality in the home pc domain. Now, vitality in this case may mean only survivability. None the less, it keeps Sun active on two fronts in the software wars.

    If both Sun and Microsoft develop single sign-on and other compatability efforts, surely the F/OSS world will gain from this?

    If Sun is attacking Microsoft's grip on the software industry by playing both sides against the middle, they stand to gain in the aftermath of any battle over any facet of software in the general marketplace. Someone has to end up making money from all this F/OSS effort. RedHat is not doing too badly, and there seems to be room for at least one more *nix player in the Enterprise domain.

    This of course might be totally wrong, but I can see big iron vendors spending much more time working with F/OSS and at the same time, not starting any new battles head-on with Microsoft.

    There is a certain danger to ignoring the /.-ers of the world. I think that highend graphics might have been much slower in coming along if it hadn't been for gamers and tech-heads. There are other examples where leading edge or application specific adaptations became standard issue and were lead by the early adaptors. Perhaps this lesson hasn't eluded some of the industry's big players? This Linux thing and the 'free' and OSS might just not be going away any time soon?

    SCO seems to have made itself irrelevant by playing things the old school way. It didn't go well for them. Perhaps this is also written on the board room walls at Sun? Billion dollar lawsuits are not very popular these days.

    Whatever the outcome, it looks to me like F/OSS is having a positive effect on the software industry as a whole, and we can now see very big vendors trying to find a place in the new marketplace of the software industry.

    The one thing that I think will make a *nix distribution stable enough for the Enterprise market is the backing / support of a very big vendor that already knows how to make enterprise class software and computing systems. There is still room for a Solaris in the enterprise, and if 10 installed a bit better with more support for my hardware, I'd be running it at home.

    I personally would like to see Sun make a better offering in the free OS realm. Solaris is a very stable OS, despite any objections that some might have. I'd definitely test anything that Sun supports or assists with.

    If they can work out the wrinkles with Microsoft, and keep things stable for a bit, it seems possible that Sun could be working to pull off the theft of a bigger marketshare from Microsoft.

    Just my thoughts.

    1. Re:Here's a thought... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The one thing that I think will make a *nix distribution stable enough for the Enterprise market is the backing / support of a very big vendor that already knows how to make enterprise class software and computing systems.

      I don't suppose you would consider IBM to be a very big vendor that already knows how to make enterprise class software? One that has already made substantial enterprise-level contributions to the Linux code base?

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:Here's a thought... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do consider IBM to be a big vendor, who is making contributions, and knows how to do so. I didn't mention them ... wasn't thorough enough. I think that all big vendors working with an ally that can't necessarily be easily bought out or run out of business will be how they take back market share from Microsoft.

      My prediction is small enterprise inroads while trying to solidify a home/SMB user base. In the background, I think we will see Microsoft opponents working to establish F/OSS (supported by big vendors or not) working to make inroads on enterprise class network management, storage management, and other things that Microsoft is working to keep or get hold of.

      When F/OSS (whether supported by big vendors or not) starts to offer complete (though possibly disparately sourced) solutions for SMB and enterprise level customers, then the non-Microsoft big vendors will have a chance to take back market share in those domains.

      Reliability and 24/7 support is something that F/OSS doesn't yet offer. Through big iron vendors, this might become reality. And so there is room for more than just RH enterprise linux. The other players have yet to establish their expertise (F/OSS-wise) in that domain. As they do, we will see the fabric of the software industry change and morph yet more.

      Example: Free Solaris, but getting the value adds that enterprises need will cost some $$. In this business model, they can compete head-on with Microsoft but compatability is the key to any successes in doing so. When compatability with Microsoft products is effectively eliminated as a reason to buy more Microsoft products, the entire industry, and yes the end user, will benefit greatly. I see this as an inevitable redistribution or balance of power so to speak.

      We already see big vendors modifying their business models and marketing. More of this will follow. Now that everyone has heard of Linux and Firefox etc. it will be those that understand and support this 'new stuff' that have marketing edge, while Microsoft (arguably) will have to defend against this new and wonderful software stuff. The average user doesn't really know, and the average business guy (not well informed IT staff) doesn't know how to calculate ROI, or true cost of ownership for any OS, nevermind compare one to another.

      So the game begins, and it is about money. Someone commented that I had forgotten that, but not true. The real question is where to create revenue streams when your competition is working for free, and can't really be bought? The old business models are not going to work so well from now on. Sure, there are business values that will still work, like building a reputation on being reliable, trustworthy, have products well worth their cost, and provide superb support. Its difficult to find a business model in the changing fabric of the software industry right now, and I see the big iron vendors working to position themselves to take advantage of any revenue stream that they can, especially when it involves taking from Microsoft. (even if it looks like colusion to start with)

      Innovation is the one thing that will always garner revenue. The only truly innovative thing that has happened recently is the trend in the software industry to take F/OSS seriously. I think that we will see the big iron vendors finding ways to innovate, to reinvent themsleves so to speak. This will create revenue streams that do not compete head-on with Microsoft, and will bolster their positions in the industry as well.

      It is without doubt a very coplex situation and equation. There are plenty of people (myself included) that will try to tell you where things are heading. The one thing that I know for certain is this: IBM, Sun et al could not have found a better partner than F/OSS in fighting Microsoft's grip on the software industry. Eventually people that know NAS, SAN, backup, data center architecture etc. will become involved with F/OSS and by partnering with the big iron vendors, they will find revenue

    3. Re:Here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reliability and 24/7 support is something that F/OSS doesn't yet offer

      Well, Microsoft sure doesn't. And Sun only if you sell them your first-born and your mother.

      OTOH, you can get 24/7 support for FOSS-based systems, and more easily than for MS or Sun systems.

  47. New version of Windows based on Solaris announced. by aphor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taking another cue from the upstart in Cupertino, Microsoft and Sun announced today that work is underway on a new vapor of Windows based on Solaris for high end workstations in scientific computing and multimedia production. It will have the familliar interface of Windows XP with a few snazzy extras, but the underpinnings will be made of Sun's industrial strength Solaris version of Unix. It will be available first on Sun branded Opteron workstations and servers.

    The hardware platform, designed by Sun, will be the most advanced PC architecture yet. It will only support PCI-X or USB2 peripherals, and will repair itself. Scott McNealy says "We have actually trained [capuchin] monkeys who are administering our development servers right now. This drives down the TCO to the tune of nuts and berries in addition to the initial purchase cost."

    The development environment for the platform is based on Dot Net, with a Sun licensed Java extension so that developers can write programs in Visual Basic, Java, or C# which will only run on the new environment. The new tools are being developed offshore in Hindi and Mandarin with english versions not due out for up to two years later.

    The product is codenamed WinX (pronounced "Whence?"), and will be available at the same time Longhorn is released, probably later this year and will be much, much cooler than Apple's highly touted Tiger version of Mac OS X. Steve Jobs' reacted: "In the kitchen, Microsoft only knows how to make a shit sandwich, and they keep making bigger and bigger ones. Unfortunately, if we want to eat we all have to take a bite. I think they know that, and that's why I suggested Steve [Ballmer] reclaim the name 'Wince' from the handheld market. That's what it makes me want to do! He [Ballmer] laughed."

    --
    --- Nothing clever here: move along now...
  48. Laugh by mfh · · Score: 1, Troll

    You can laugh, but I think this is one more reason why we should avoid using Java whenever possible. Sun has steadily been following the way of the dark side, and this reveal is no surprise whatsoever to me. I always instictively knew that Sun was evil -- I think it might have been my Java teacher in college who started me thinking this way when I caught him eating someone's entrails in the prof lounge, but I think it also has to do with all the stupid rules Java follows to try and make it harder for people to get any work done.

    Now I am certain Sun doesn't care if I know they are evil. That somehow really scares me.

    --
    The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
    1. Re:Laugh by elmegil · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I always instictively knew that Sun was evil

      You better wash your hands of all that evil-supported GNU software then. Oh wait, you mean you didn't realize that without Sun and Solaris that 90% of the FSF software suite wouldn't have had a development platform, back in the day?

      Didn't think you did.

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    2. Re:Laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed! Thanks to Sun jerking around developers by yanking the c-compiler out of their OS, they created the demand for GCC.

      I agree with you that Sun was a big motivator for F/OSS. But it is the "evil" Sun did by playing games like "I'll hold the football, Charlie Brown, and sure that football (cc) will be there when you need to kick it" that really motivated the community.

      So in retrospect - Thank you Sun for showing us early how proprietary software vendors can be obnoxious flakes and why we were better off using gcc than your products.

    3. Re:Laugh by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      mfh, then why is Sun endorsing the new Apache Harmony project?

      If Sun was truly evil, their lawyers would have formed an army of darkness by now and rolled over the world looking silly. They haven't.

    4. Re:Laugh by elmegil · · Score: 1, Informative
      sure that football (cc) will be there when you need to kick it

      Cite me one place where Sun said the BSD cc would be in the OS forever.

      Stupid assumptions on your part don't make Sun the bad guy. You might also let me know what other vendor was shipping a full featured cc with their OS at that time....as I recall the answer was none.

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    5. Re:Laugh by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without Sun and Solaris, development would have continued on systems from DEC, HP, or any of the dozen or so other *nix vendors around at the time.

      Solaris' popularity didn't make it indispensible.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    6. Re:Laugh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Since Harmony will open source Java - or force Sun to do so - that's not really relevant.

      It's not Java that's evil - depending on your view of the language - it's Sun.

      And only those people working at Sun at the top.

      Kim Polese, who was the marketing person for Java, is now the CEO of SpikeSource, a totally OSS company.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    7. Re:Laugh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Uh, you're missing one word - "yet".

      The point is not to trust ANY corporate head - even if they have NEVER done anything wrong and probably never will.

      The operative word is "probably". Unless you can nail down the probabilities to a couple percent, trusting a corporate head is just dumb.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    8. Re:Laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mfh, then why is Sun endorsing the new Apache Harmony project?

      Sun owns and controls the Java spec and the patents that go with it. They have a joke of a "community process" in which they allow other people to voice opinions... but only Sun really owns and controls Java. When/If it ever becomes a serious language (perhaps when processors reach 10Ghz and the average PC has multi-gigabytes of RAM) instead of a running joke, then you can bet Sun will be mobilising its lawyers to claim its pound of flesh.

    9. Re:Laugh by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what could have been, I referred specifically to what actually happened.

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      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    10. Re:Laugh by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you stated that it couldn't have happened otherwise.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    11. Re:Laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      let me know what other vendor was shipping a full featured cc with their OS at that time
      In the early 90s, Ultrix, Irix, and NeXTSTEP all had cc. It was an expensive option on HP/UX. I am not sure about AIX.
    12. Re:Laugh by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Since Harmony will open source Java - or force Sun to do so - that's not really relevant."

      I love how a project that has been barely anounced is already projected to achieve OSS zealots' wildest dreams.

      If Harmony is actually fully developed (and that's a big if) and is actually successful at competing with Java (another big if), Sun will still have little to gain in opening Java.

    13. Re:Laugh by alangmead · · Score: 1

      NextSTEP was always based on gcc, so it didn't cost them to bundle it with the OS. (well, the only cost was that they discovered that it would require them to release the source for the Objective C front end, but that was a one time cost, not per unit)

      Irix didn't have a bundled compiler. It was actually worse than most because the header files (/usr/include) came with the unbundled compiler, so you couldn't easily get a third party replacement like gcc.

      In the mid-80's USL's license scheme charged vendors more to sell with a compiler and with troff, so many of them unbundled their compilers. Some of them (those assuming that most of their customers needed a compiler.) paid USL the extra money, got a volume discount, and continued bundling the comiler. Since a good portion of Sun's customers were buying their workstations for things like CAD workstations, passing on USL's price increase wouldn't have made sense.

    14. Re:Laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If people really cared about this shit, Microsoft would be nothing today, but they happen to be the largest software company in the world, if not the most evil.

    15. Re:Laugh by elmegil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The point is not to trust ANY corporate head

      I think the real point is not to trust ANY person with power, in which case, that's actually good advice. Nonetheless, "not trusting" is not the same as "is evil".

      BTW "person with power" == Linus, RMS, Red Hat as well as Sun, IBM, etc. If you blindly follow ANY leader, you're a fool.

      But clearly the zealots can't get it through their thick heads that demonizing Sun, or IBM, or BitKeeper is no different from demonizing RMS and the FSF. Just as not-reality-based.

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    16. Re:Laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing about Sun is that they are suffering from a really bad corporate case of bipolar disorder. On one hand, they contribute to the Gnome project, they support OpenOffice.org (initial code submission, coders albiet the Java issue is an open question), yet on the other hand, they bad-mouth Free and Open Source software, there had been a (quite nasty) ongoing dispute between Solaris and Linux developers (initiated by the Sun folks, I might add), and Linux besting Solaris in a very public database transaction test recently, didn't help Suns cause, or make Solaris developers get happier. Even McNealy has been running hot and cold on Linux for a long time now. The clearest case of corporate bi-polar disorder I've ever seen. You just have to be careful around them. Don't shout or make sudden movements, avoid their 'trigger' issues, and you will be fine.

    17. Re:Laugh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      If Harmony achieves its goal, what value will Sun have in maintaining control? The community will have taken control away from Sun, to some degree at least.

      Sure, Sun can still try to maintain its control over its version of the language - or even act as the "center" of the language.

      But that will start to look to the OSS community like Microsoft and .NET. I don't think that's going to go over well eventually.

      Corporations will stick with Sun's version, of course, for the obvious reasons - until their developers start preferring OSS for the equally obvious reasons.

      Another equally possible outcome is that both centers of Java cooperate and feed each other to accelerate the development of the language.

      The bottom line for the purpose of the discussion is that is irrelevant whether Sun is "evil" as long as Java is somehow made OSS or close enough for horseshoes.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    18. Re:Laugh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "Nonetheless, "not trusting" is not the same as "is evil".

      That was my point. It's irrelevant if Sun actually is "evil" if you don't trust them on principle.

      Actually I don't think Linus has all that much "power" in the political sense of the term. Since there are several thousand kernel maintainers and since only 5% or less of the kernel has any code left from him, the only source of "power" he has is his ability to "manage a herd of cats" and his basic copyright. That's not political power, it's what is called "sapiental authority" - authority that derives from knowing what you're doing. Unless you know more than such a person does, it's wise to follow their lead - which is not the same as "trusting" them - until they screw up.

      I don't use terms like "evil" anyway - I think in terms of correct or incorrect, or in the case of Sun, stupid, or in the case of Gates, malicious and greedy.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    19. Re:Laugh by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "But that will start to look to the OSS community like Microsoft and .NET. I don't think that's going to go over well eventually."

      If Harmony achieves its goal, the OSS community will be responsible for Sun's loss of control. If that were to happen, I can't see why Sun would care what the OSS community thinks. Unless they want to put a sign on their back that says "Kick me again".

      It seems to me, however, that announcing your intent to form a group, that is supposed to eventually develop a software product to replace the market leader's product is the ultimate in FUD and vaporware.

    20. Re:Laugh by elmegil · · Score: 1
      his ability to "manage a herd of cats" and his basic copyright.

      Don't underestimate how important both of those are... :-)

      in the case of Sun, stupid, or in the case of Gates, malicious and greedy.

      And here we actually agree about something. Sun definitely does plenty of stupid things (and I'm an employee). Of course, many other companies do stupid things as well, and some of us try to stop the stupid before it gets out of hand. Which is why I take such umbrage to "evil".

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    21. Re:Laugh by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And OpenOffice is what?

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  49. When they first shook hands ... by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1
    They first shook hands when they both had their hands up Darl McBride's ass so they could move Darl's lips.

    Using McBride as a mouthpiece is an act of desparation. They were both doing this at the same time.

    --

    Religion is the main cause of atheism.

  50. Seven & Eight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7. Gnome Team
    8. Havoc Pennington

  51. Revenge of the Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Stallman: The dark side of the Source is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... free (as in beer and in freedom).

    n00b: Is it possible to learn those powers?

    Stallman: Not from a MSCE.

  52. MOD PARENT TEH FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said

  53. The end is near. by eadint · · Score: 0, Troll

    National ID cards, Satin ( bush) in the office. and now sun and MS in bed together. this has got to be the end of the world.

    1. Re:The end is near. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      What having a satin bush in the oval office has to do with National ID cards or the CEOs of Microsoft and Sun I have no idea. I'm sure we'll eventually have a female President, but I'm not at all sure that that part of her anatomy would be relevant anyway.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  54. Typewriters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is for SHOUTING.

    But seriously, you have to go back to the old mechanical typewriters, where shift literally shifted the mechanism vertically so that the uppercase portion of the strikers hit the ribbon. The Caps Lock was actually a little mechanical lock that held the shift lever down.

    There was also no Enter/Return key. You slapped a big lever up on the carriage, which rotated the drum up a line, and then transferred you slap to the carriage to move it back to the right.

    You also had to strike the keys, as you were mechanically moving a striker up to hit the ribbon over the paper. If you pushed them, you'd get no, or a light strike.

    And you tried to type 'teh', you'd probably end up with a mechanical snarl.

    When you learned typing, they would have typewriters with no letters on the key caps. You couldn't hunt and peck if you wanted to. I wonder if they even teach typing on mechanical or electric typewriters anymore.

    1. Re:Typewriters! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      You couldn't hunt and peck if you wanted to. I wonder if they even teach typing on mechanical or electric typewriters anymore.
      In the school I was studying in, in Russia, they did teach typewriting (that was in the 9th year, AFAIR). I remember it being a class everyone hated ("What? No backspace?!!!!")
  55. This makes sense.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that most folks are familiar with the Linux vs. Windows debate but look who could get replaced easier....Solaris.

    A case of the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Maybe......

    1. Re:This makes sense.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      That saying is bullshit anyway. The only thing you do know is that the friend of your enemy is your enemy. Every company that makes deals with Microsoft tends to get screwed over one way or another. Therefore Sun is clearly circling the toilet bowl. Vaguely around the same time, the UltraSPARC processor's performance was eclipsed by, well, just about everybody, Linux became popular, and IBM began to have the fastest processors around. Meanwhile Windows continued to gain market share against all Unixes over most of that time period. There is nothing that could possibly save Sun from this combination, except maybe adopting new hardware platforms. They have largely failed to embrace Opteron - they are using it, but not in sufficient quantity.

      Whether this is a deliberate decision or a matter of the available supply of processors, the results can only be disastrous for Sun. Hanging on to UltraSPARC simply because SPARC and Sun are supposedly synonymous will ultimately bury Sun Microsystems. Or, in light of their recent chumminess with Microsoft, perhaps I should say Sun Microsoft :P That would be silly though, because Microsoft has quite a bit of gas left.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  56. I don't know about Shrek but .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    those are two of the most seriously disturbing smiles I've ever seen .... I bet it was the only photo they got that in which they both were vaguely smiling and had to run with it

  57. Sun will soon release... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Crow 1.0

  58. Desperation? MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the mutual desperation both of your corporations are facing.

    Care to elaborate on what desperation Microsoft is facing? Last I checked, they were very well-off and preparing to roll out a whole slew of products over 2005-2006.

    1. Re: Desperation? MS? by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think Microsoft will be around and profitable for a long long time.

      That said, I think Microsoft sees themself on a precarious perch. They think they keep their domination of the desktop by denying the average customer freedom of choice. Go to a Best Buy or browse Dell.com. We only see Microsoft boxen.

      Microsoft has been better at forcing us to use Microsoft products than geting us to want to use Microsoft products. As a result Microsoft is not exaclty loved by a large part of it's customer base. The Microsoft partisans see the resentment even though they attribute it to jealousy of Microsofts success instead of a reaction to Microsoft's actions.

      So far Microsoft has been successful at killing potential threats. When Netscape and Java were seen as potential OS independent platform Microsoft cut off Netscape's "air supply."
      When BeOS was around Microsoft prohibited the Box Makers from configuring dual boot boxes from being truely dual boot!
      It has been easy for Micosoft to kill off these single company threats.

      Why has has Microsoft been able to tell the box makers what to do. If 95% of the business of a box maker is Microsoft boxes, then they have to do an Microsoft says.

      I am sure that Microsoft fears the possibility of an alternative such as Linux getting enough market share that some Box Makers could tell Microsoft to bugger off. I am sure they fear this scenario. And Linux can not be killed by cutting off a company's "air supply."

      But I think the fear is unfounded. I think most people would stick with Windows even if they had Linux boxes next to the Windows boxes at Best Buy.

      --

      Religion is the main cause of atheism.

    2. Re: Desperation? MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The title of that Intel guy's book was "Only the Paranoid Survive." If this is true in the corporate world, and I have every reason to believe that it is, then Microsoft must be the most paranoid company on the planet - not one to ever rest on their laurels.

  59. Re:Top 10 computer industry assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RMS/ESR?

  60. Revenge of the Sith by obender · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have to give it to Lucas, I would have never guessed McNealy is Darth Vader.

    Oh hold on, this is not coming from the Cannes festival...

    1. Re:Revenge of the Sith by blue_adept · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the big surprise is that McNealy is Microsoft's Sun.

      --

      "Is this just useless, or is it expensive as well?"
  61. Liberty ID-FF and WS-* by Broadcatch · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's hard to find much on the technology, but some info is here. Liberty continues to be a win mainly for the corporate IP lawyers as they work to find ways to share customer information between the fortune 500. Meanwhile, most of the WS-* stack is not in any standards committee, and thus not availble to free and open source projects. I think the identity system that actually catches on will be 100% FOSS - probably based on SAML 2.0 - and spring from the grassroots, rather than from some corporate entities that would like to be our "identity providers."

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    The antidote for misuse of freedom of speech is more freedom of speech.
    -- Molly Ivins

  62. Won't somebody think of the kids?! by ogonek · · Score: 3, Funny

    [T]he Sun home page has a picture of McNealy and Ballmer smiling together.
    More like baring their teeth together. Seriously, I wouldn't want to have any small child see those two together like that; it's just plain scary. And that is before you start thinking about the sentence with both Microsoft, Sun and "identity management solution".
  63. I don't get it. by Seumas · · Score: 1

    I thought this was the whole point of the Liberty Alliance? Have they given that up already?

  64. A. Ballmer and McNealy by fstanchina · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q. Who are the two ugliest CEOs in IT?

    Almost seriously... they put a photo on the front page and they couldn't find a better one?

    I won't even think about the ethical and technical side of things. We're obviously doomed.

  65. Get with it! by sillypixie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Everybody is focusing on those two guys smiling together, instead of looking at why they called the press release together, and why what they announced is considered important enough to warrant a Ballmer/McNealy co-presentation!

    The reason why this is news, is that both companies, along with a ton of other groups of all sorts of sizes and purposes, have been working on creation of standards that will allow web authentication on the internet to cross boundaries of OS platform, browser platform, and development platform. The Metadata Exchange and Interop protocols are just two of a whole HOST of protocols that are going to link everything up.

    Some of you will say - who cares? But the technology they are working on now will be used in the future by most people, on most platforms, to access protected web content.

    That's pretty big. This little niche of the industry is set to explode into mainstream consciousness, just wait and see...

    If you want to be ahead of the curve:

    Check out the Fact Sheet from the MS-Sun announcement.

    Check out the WS-* White Paper

    Check out Microsoft's Vision For an Identity Metasystem

    Check out the Liberty Alliance Technology Review

    And if prefer blogs to White Papers, check out Kim Cameron's Blog. That's really the happening place in Identity Management right now...

    Pixie

    --
    don't mess with those geekgrrls
    1. Re:Get with it! by Cyno · · Score: 1

      This is nothing more than the industry's largest monopolies attempting to keep control.

      Go ahead, support your favorite monopoly. Trust them. They always do what's best for the people. Because they love you.

    2. Re:Get with it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...what flavor was the koolaid anyway?

    3. Re:Get with it! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Fucking Trusted Computing.

      I have a question for you. One of your "Laws of Identity" is that the user is in control. My computer is my property. Do I or do I not have a right to step into a well equipped college lab and read *MY* keys out of *MY* Trust chip? Yes I know that the specification requires that this chip be booby-trapped and to self destruct and destry my key if I attempt to get it. However with effort and in a decent college lab it *IS* possible to defuse the boobytrap and read out my key.

      Do I or do I not have a right to read out may own keys?

      And once I do manage to read out my key, how about I go into business extracting other people's keys for them? Hell, I'd consider it a public service and do it dirt cheap. Do people have the right to come to me and get their keys *if they want them*?

      And when people know their keys they can run a virtualized Trust chip if they wish. Then they really *do* have control over their system.

      And then what happens to your system if ten million people and countless companies have their keys? If they can attest to restricted "capabilities" when in fact there is no restriction on their capabilities.

      Your system is just plain counter productive unless you expect to deny people the right to pay a few bucks to get their key extracted. Your system is counter productive unless you expect to IMPRISON anyone who unscrews their computer and looks at their own property under a damn microscope.

      And don't even start with saying that people can just "opt-out" if they don't like it. You yourself state that anyone who does not submit to the system will be locked out of an increasing number of websites. But that's nothing. The Trusted Computing Group has published their specification for Trusted Network Connect. With Trusted Network Connect ISPs can check for hardware compliance and check for an approved operating system and that it is fully patched, and check for the presence of an approved and mandated Firwall and any other software they want to make mandatory. Any non-compliant machine would then be "quarantined" and denied internet access. Microsoft has their own press release saying they are implementing Trusted Network Connect under the name SAP. And in case anyone still doesn't beleive it, the president's Cyber Security advisor gave a speech at a Washington D.C. Global Tech Summit calling on ISPs to eventually make exactly this sort of system a mandatory part of their terms of service. The system documentation is on the Trusted Computing Groups website, and the persident's Cyber Security advisor's speech is on the BSA website.

      And the whole system is based on an implicit assumption that people do not actually own and controll their own computers anymore, that anyone altering their own computer or actually looking at their own keys would implicitly need to be imprisoned or something. If not then for a few buch anyone could get their keys and the entire system would fall apart. Remote attestations would be worthless.

      And your working to build the damn thing.

      Just to be clear - I have no problem with the system except for the single point that it is designed to deny people their own keys. Yes there are actual benefits to the owner with this new hardware, and owners would still get all of those benefits if they had identical hardware and a printed copy of their key. They could still get secure bootup, they can still be just as secure against viruses and everything else. Simply knowing your key does not diminish your hardware's ability to protect you. Simply give people the option to buy identical hardware with a printed copy of their key enclosed and I'll be in the front line promoting this new system and this new hardware.

      So long as the owners are forbidden to know their keys I will do everything in my power to fight you and kill the system.

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  66. huh huh huh... uh.. this sucks, Beavis.. by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    At least Beavis & Butthead were entertaining. :P

  67. Oh my... by flajann · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What strange bedfellows. The single-signon technology quite frankly scares me. There is much potential for abuse. If someone steals your account, they'll have total access to *all* of your online services accessible through that account.

    Besides, browsers such as Mozilla already have the capability of storing your login info -- LOCALLY, UNDER YOUR CONTROL, not at some distant and super major coropration.

    Well, the choice is yours, folks. Centralized login, and all that implies, or decentralized and less vunerable to comprimise.

    1. Re:Oh my... by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1
      ... browsers such as Mozilla already have the capability of storing your login info -- LOCALLY, UNDER YOUR CONTROL, not at some distant and super major coropration.


      Browsers such as Mozilla can store cookies, that's all they do. Or maybe some other kind of local state mechanism, but none of these, all by themselves, are a dagburn bit of good if you want to authenticate against common directory servers, which are widely used to store user information and credentials. Common directory servers such as Microsoft's Active Directory, or LDAP, for which Sun markets a product (Sun's most successful server product). Your cookie just sits there, just being a cookie and doing nothing else woth mentioning, and the directory just sits there, wondering what the heck it's supposed to do with a cookie.

      The cookie on your browser could be useful if some technology were available that relates it to an authentication token that the directory products recognize. And durnit, wouldn't it be nice if such a technology were standardized, so it would interoperate with the directories of different vendors? Well heck, then you'd have single sign-on in heterogeneous environments! Dagnabbit, don't you just wish the vendors of those directory products would get together and agree on a standard, so you could do all that cool stuff with your Mozilla browser?! Shucks, what's taking them so long? Oh, whoops ...
    2. Re:Oh my... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No, browsers do have password-management schemes. I use Firefox's all the time ... it recognizes the particular site that is requesting authorization and fills in my account and password for me. Works well, and is about as far as I would like to go in terms of automated authentication. This focus on "single signon" is a smokescreen for "centralized transaction control and monitoring" and I want none of it. A better system would be one that has a hardware authentication token that the user jacks into his USB port, or something along those lines. Hell, an inexpensive Verifone that plugged into a person's PC would be even better. That would requires the physical card in order to make a purchase, as well as a handshake with the credit card issuer's servers. It works in the store, why not in the home?

      I mean, just how "convenient" does buying something online have to be? Hell, type in a few numbers and a couple days later a package shows up on your doorstep with whatever you ordered. Beats having to drive to Best Buy to pick up the latest DVD.

      So once again, we are returned to the whole convenience vs. security debate. Microsoft has always leaned toward convenience, with the result that their security is the poorest of pretty much every operating system known to mankind, and I don't care if they are the most widely used. Good security is good security, and they're still trying to get there and will be for a while yet.

      The benefits of single signon are dubious at best, but even if they were worth the risk (and I don't think they are, myself) Microsoft is not, by any stretch of the imagination, the vendor of choice for providing either the (no doubt patent-encumbered) standards, end-user software or actual directory services. The fact that they are cozying up to Sun in order to convince potential users that they will have the technical wherewithal to handle it should fool no-one.

      Our needs are of little consequence here. Microsoft wants one thing out of this: a piece of as many financial transactions going on in the world as they can manage to get their sticky little fingers in. If the Feds and our banks have any sense at all they'll do what they can to keep Microsoft completely away from identity management and financial transactions.

      The nifty features you envision may or may not be of value to the bulk of users (given the ultimate failure of Passport I think they probably aren't) but any system implemented on a large scale simply should not be beholden to a single corporate entity ... especially not Microsoft.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    3. Re:Oh my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if some technology were available that relates it to an authentication token that the directory products recognize

      That technology is called a "password". Firefox stores passwords and fills them in when requested: instant web authentication to as many web sites as you like, in a secure way under complete user control. Install Firefox on a USB stick and you have the same thing in a portable, secure format. There is no additional server side supported needed at all.

    4. Re:Oh my... by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1
      No, browsers do have password-management schemes. I use Firefox's all the time ... it recognizes the particular site that is requesting authorization and fills in my account and password for me.


      OK, I'll grant that I was missing the point that the original poster was making. But I still think you're missing mine.

      Yes, you can allow your browser to memorize your passwords, and for many end-users this is sufficient as a solution for single sign-on. I do that myself, right here on Slashdot, for example. This puts much of the solution on the client side. It does mean that the user has to be conscientious about security; you have to remember not to leave your browser session accessible to others after you're entered your "master password", otherwise anyone else using the session after you has access to all of your passwords. And this only helps you with functions for which you use a browser as the client.

      My point is about the systems on the server side that the user authenticates against, which are most commonly LDAP and Active Directory. In a lot of environments, there is more than one system involved using different technologies (those two in particular), and so far there have been no standards that allow them to interoperate. You might very well be interactng with more than one of these when you're using your browser at a web site, although as an end user you don't notice it. What appears to the user as a single action on the client side may involve different systems on the server side, each of which requires a different scheme for authentication. I've run into this problem more than once on the job (which is probably why I was only looking at one side of the issue), and it's always been a costly PITA, because we've had to rig up one-shot solutions every time.

      The trouble with Passport was that it really did require centralized authentication at a single location, which would have been under Microsoft's control. If I've understood correctly, what Microsoft and Sun are doing isn't like that; it's a standard to get server-side authentication technologies that had been incompatible to work together. And I can attest that there is a real need for such a thing.
  68. In other news... by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other news, McNeally and Ballmer have also been trying to figure out a way to make Hell hotter and are currently developing STH technology: a way to make people's first mistake send them straight to Hell. Evil never sleeps, folks!

  69. thin clients? by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People need to see the bigger picture of the identity management between Sun and Microsoft: SUN RAY. Sun will be able to provide access to Solaris, Linux, and Windows applications all through their thin clients. People who subscribe to a future Sun Ray service in their homes, will be able to access Windows apps on top of the GNOME desktop. If this is irrelevant, then just shoot me now.
    BANG!

    But seriously, people have been talking about thin clients for a decade, and they never took off. When $200 gets you a really nice commodity PC, there's no real point. The monitor ends up costing you more than the PC. It surprises me even more that you're talking about home users. Why would a home user want to pay money every month to have access to part of a CPU, and access it via an unreliable and/or slow internet connection?

    I can understand the motivation in an academic or corporate setting for wanting to use thin clients so you can cut down on support costs. But that was true 10 years ago, and it never got popular. For one thing, it may just be more efficient to give the user some control over his machine, so he can get his work done. Also, if you really want to lock down the machines on your network so lusers can't infect them with viruses, install limewire, etc., there are cheaper ways to do that than to buy an overpriced thin client from Sun. It's just a matter of software. For example, the computers in the labs at my school get their hard disks automatically reimaged every so often.

    1. Re:thin clients? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative


      When $200 gets you a really nice commodity PC, there's no real point.

      Sun Rays have no moving parts. What's the MTBF on your $200 PC across a company with thousands of desktops? How many dime-store hard drive failures, cheap-o motherboard failures, and non-ECC RAM failures can you handle and still feel your money was well spent?

      Sun Rays also seem to have no built-in obselescence. One Sun exec at the press conference says his Sun Ray is from 1997 and still works.

    2. Re:thin clients? by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      What's the MTBF on your $200 PC across a company with thousands of desktops? [...] One Sun exec at the press conference says his Sun Ray is from 1997 and still works.
      The list price on a Sun Ray is $1049. For that I could get five of the generic PC's at $200. So if he considers eight years (1997-2005) to be a good, long run for a Sun Ray, I could have bought a computer every year and a half over the same period for the same amount of money.

      I've actually bought three generic PC's (Great Quality brand) at about $200 each, and all of them are working fine, several years later.

    3. Re:thin clients? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      I could have bought a computer every year and a half over the same period for the same amount of money.

      These arguments are so stupid. What is the hourly wage of your computer technician staff? How long does it take to transition an employee to a new computer? Usually it takes me several days to re-configure all my desktop customizations and get all the applications I need re-installed. It sucks. Three days of my time dicking around with a new PC makes the cost of a thin client look like lunch money.

      BTW, the Sun Ray you linked to includes a nice monitor, too. The separate Sun Rays list for $359, which is more comparable to your crappy $200 PC (cause even a crap monitor costs $200 by itself).

  70. HUh! HUh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bill and steve are finally gonna score

  71. Dancing sheep by neclimdul · · Score: 1

    Whatching the stream with the dancing sheep visualization seemed a lot more informative. And if Scott did his snide hinting at the short life of linux anymore I might have shot that little sheep.

  72. Ballmer's "smile" does not appear genuine by melted · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be smiling either if the guy next to me picked $2B out of my pocket. :0)

  73. More like Alex Murphy by bundaegi · · Score: 1
    is Balmer starting to look more and more like Hannibal Lector?
    Nah... to me, he looks just like Alex Murphy when he takes of his helmet. More piccies from the robocop archive

    Any takers on gimping Balmer's face onto robocop's or would that be taboo (robocop being the good guy and all)

    Sorry...

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  74. microsofts new pawn by SolusSD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sun is microsoft's new pawn in the server market. Microsoft's excuse not be be labeled a monopoly if/when they become a bigger force in the server market. By keeping Sun alive, microsoft will have a controlled competitor in the market. Exactly what microsoft turned apple into years ago by buying nonvoting stock in apple. does anyone else see this?

    1. Re:microsofts new pawn by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Yep, just another stalking horse to get plausible deniability for the anti-trust people. In addition the M$ funded SCO circus is running out of steam (M$ senior officers should've gone to jail for that one) so they're looking for something else to distract people with. Can't have consumers thinking for themselves and choosing alternatives!

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      Any large public or private organisation paying recurring, per-seat licensing for software is being economically stupid.

  75. Darn, for a second there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn, for a second there I thought it said "Ballmer and Mcbride Smiling Together." I was about to reply with something about the "Micro$hit/$CO connection." Oh well, I guess I'll go back to finding other ways of bashing Micro$hit. ;)

  76. It's about developers, developers, developers by defective · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft is notorious for standards incompatibility from OS to IE to Office Doc Formats. This announcement is about interoperability thru standards support in the Web Services and Service Oriented Architecture. I believe that the WS standards are the key to the next level of integration with IT. This not only translates to lower cost of development and ownership of codebases but also begins to provide the next evolution of identity management, a pink elephant in service application industry.

  77. OMG! Ballmer is Thanos!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew he was evil, but not **that** evil!! Where is Silver Surfer when you need him?!?

    http://images.google.com/images?q=thanos&hl=en&lr= &start=20&sa=N

  78. funny picture IMHO... by johnny_seven · · Score: 1

    the difference being one company knows its dying, the other doesn't yet see the handwriting on the wall. SUN is set to collapse within a few years time thanks to boneheads like Scott and Jon. M$ is set to implode within the next few years, they just don't realize it yet. Yes they have lots of money but the brain drain factor hit them a few years ago and now you have projects like Longhorn that they are dumping Billions of dollars into, for what? So that they can be just like Mac OS X? hehehe i love the irony.

  79. Who is there to blame but DEC by expro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find your stereotype wrong.

    Who is there to blame but DEC for believing Microsoft lies rather than innovating on their business model and attitudes and trying to get ahead of the train again.

    There were actual signs hanging above engineer's desks "We're DEC and you are not." and the attitude was pervasive.

    They were never willing to go with something new that was not thought of, developed, patented, and otherwise controlled by DEC.

    Small wonder when they needed an answer, they thought it would be someone like Microsoft.

    I spent many years in the depths of DEC hardware and software, but good riddance. They would have become just like Microsoft or worse had they been able, because they were controlling the hardware as well. It is just too bad that no one picked up the Alpha chip or any number of other good technologies that they were somehow unable or unwilling to bring to the masses.

    1. Re:Who is there to blame but DEC by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Intel picked up the rights to the Alpha technology. How do you think they got the massive clock speeds on the Pentium 4? Deep pipelines, trace cache, etc. It was all the leftovers from the Alpha.

      The Alpha was an interesting experiment, but nothing more. It used too much power, had a big branch penalty, and various other problems. It would have had to be re-born to have survived.

  80. Zhou Enlai and Nixon: All Over Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This collaboration between Microsoft reminds me of the meeting between President Nixon of the USA and President Zhou Enlai of the People's Republic of China in 1972. Here, McNealy would be Zhou since McNealy is a major promoter of hiring Chinese (which includes Taiwanese) H-1Bs, and Ballmer would be Nixon since Ballmer never overlooks at opportunity to take a Machiavellian stab at a competitor.

    The big loser in this nefarious collaboration is the consumer.

  81. You get with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been on the committees for years, and since Microsoft and IBM have led it (we could name others, Sun is mostly invisible except at Liberty Alliance) it all sucks and there is real reason SOAP and the other wannabe standards have gone nowhere. Anyone with a serious motive to make things work could do better in the dark with both hands tied, etc., and I am sure someone will. Those who follow this crap are wannabees following other wannabees who are clueless.

    1. Re:You get with it. by sillypixie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it should be interesting. I think that the Liberty guys are messing their pants right now, with all the stuff that MS just released at Digital ID World. And as much as MS is crowing about how 'open' they are, I wonder what will happen when oasis finally gets their hands of some of the 'to-be-released' WS-* standards, and then ratifies a change in the next version that MS doesn't like?

      It is definitely a messy, squabbling soap opera. And maybe it will all go down the tube. But I guess that I think the point of the press conference was to illustrate that the vision is shared, and supported from the top down.

      Pixie

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      don't mess with those geekgrrls
  82. Two wankers in the same picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, one doesn't usually see two whole wankers in the same picture. However, the only reason that it's happening is that McNealy has way more to lose from GNU/Linux than MonkeyBoy and it's therefore an alliance of the enemies of Linux rather than any other bullshit they may be spewing.

    Nothing to see here, except the dark forces lining up to fight the common enemy. They have no chance in the long term, though they can keep trying as hard as they want. The software model for Operating Systems as they know it is not sustainable. McNealy needs the OS to preserve his Unix datacenter customers applications and MonkeyBoy....never mind....same old story.

  83. dream on by cahiha · · Score: 1

    But the technology they are working on now will be used in the future by most people, on most platforms, to access protected web content.

    Yeah, because it's so convenient if my on-line book store, my on-line porn site, and my work-related on-line services can exchange information about me with each other, right?

    Dream on. People are not going to trust anybody, least of all Microsoft or Sun, to provide secure and private identity management via back-end servers. If companies are going to try to force people to use this, they are just going to get dozens of different identities.

    If there is going to be a "single sign-on" solution at all, it's going to be in the form of a standard for USB keyrings/tokens.

    1. Re:dream on by sillypixie · · Score: 1

      Although the press con was specifically about WebSSO, the rest of the framework forms the architecture that will one day support web authentication of all kinds, at an operating system level. Whether you happen to use the back-end to do fancy inter-site federation, or you use it to simply get a Kerberos ticket from your internal AD database for the purposes of accessing a locally protected website via integrated windows authentication, the mechanisms will eventually be the same.

      The whole point is that the lines between internal and external are blurring. The same concepts of ID providers and relying parties are being used to describe every kind of web authentication, and it will become a matter of policy and configuration as to whether trust relationships are created outside an intranet, not a matter of installing new software. You are right - I imagine that many, many sites will choose to never configure a site for WebSSO with any other site. But they will still be using the same architecture.

      At least that is the current direction of the industry. The whole point is finding the technology that people *will* trust. Whether it works or not is another issue altogether, and nobody can speak to that yet.

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      don't mess with those geekgrrls
    2. Re:dream on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At least that is the current direction of the industry. The whole point is finding the technology that people *will* trust. Whether it works or not is another issue altogether, and nobody can speak to that yet."

      Well, one thing is certain: I *will not* trust anything Sun or Microsoft cook up in the area of identity management.

    3. Re:dream on by sillypixie · · Score: 1

      No problem! As an alternative, may I suggest you check out the open-source alternative: Shibboleth.

      Pixie

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    4. Re:dream on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I still don't see the point. The problems these people are trying to solve already have simple solutions in practice.

  84. was Balmer BEHIND McNealy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the only "configuration" in which I would expect a REAL smile on Balmers face and these days, McNealy would seem to have a smile on his face too.

    Sun is history and is just going through the typical death spiral which is part of "partnering" with Microsoft. They won't really accept GNU/Linux and have chosen death by Microsoft instead. Too bad, so sad, see ya.

  85. beavis and butthead? by corz · · Score: 1
    McNealy said that Gates and Ballmer looked like Beavis and Butthead? Take a look at that picture of McNealy and Ballmer on Sun's site, that looks more like Beavis and Butthead to me.

    Damn, I just looked again and McNealy seriously could play a 50 year old Butthead, what with that raised upper lip and all. Just picture it.

  86. A way to stop OpenOffice? by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 1

    So what's Microsoft's motivation here? The buzzards are circling Sun now and they're no longer a serious threat. My guess is that Microsoft wants an ally that can slow adoption of Open Source Software. McNealy's comment about Windows and Solaris being the 2 top OS's and not knowing what the third will be shows an obvious dislike of Linux. But more importantly, since Sun does the majority of development on StarOffice, which becomes OpenOffice, Microsoft wants to put a stop to it because it has the potential to free people of the last major app tying them to Windows.

  87. Predicted in comicstrip from 03 by johnjaydk · · Score: 1
    I remember seing this sort of conspiracy predicted on "The Server Side" back in 03. Funny as hell back then. I'm not sure it's funny now.

    http://www.theserverside.com/cartoons/TalesFromThe ServerSide.tss

    Scroll down to the cartoon named "The Conspiracy". It's on the right side of the page.

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    TCAP-Abort
  88. Save Us From The Philosopher Kings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If anyone should be running business (or society in general), it should be the scientists, artists and academics.

    I'd much rather see a business man in charge of a business (or society in general). It's bad enough when scientists, artists and academics run a business you've invested in, right into the ground, but that's nothing compared to the horrors of the "theocracies" they've lead. Even in spite of their intentions, a realist is usually more benign then an idealist.

    They are typically not blinded by avarice in the sameway that the average businessman is.

    Perhaps, but in my experience scientists, artists and academics tend to be worse than blinded, perhaps by higher ideals and are all the scarier for it. That said, corporations are truely inhuman, but that it less about businessmen and more about the laws that require them to put profit ahead of all else.

    The time has come to destroy this system of control.

    I agree that there are some changes that need to be made for the betterment of all mankind, but after havinbg read about "[your] struggle", I think I will be forwarding your text to the Department of Homeland Security.

    Have a nice day.

    1. Re:Save Us From The Philosopher Kings by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      IMHO the question is not one of idealism vs realism. Rather, the question is one of *whose* ideals and realities, and why? That said, forward all you want; we wouldn't be having this conversation if it were not for a system built by both types.

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  89. McNealy 's ego by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    McNealy's earlier position on MS was simply based on his ego, not because he really believed MS was evil.

    Now that his company is in trouble, he finally realized he's never going to Bill Gates so he's finally grown up and decided to put his company's survival as his first priority.

    Anyone who ever thought Sun was ethically superior to MS was snookered by McNealy's slick manipulation of anti-MS sentiments.

  90. Save Us From The Moronic Slashbots... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...who take their instapunditry too seriously. But you got the Mein Kampf part right.

    Said in Beavis Cornholio voice: "Are you thrrrrreatening me"?

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  91. Similar Reactions-Miniscule Report. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's not about whether or not the guys at the top are good or bad. It's that they're in roles that simply shouldn't exist. That's the problem with google's ambitious plans. The guys who run google are great -- they probably go out on sunday's and wash the feet of the poor. But they're amassing a lot of power over information, and the mass itself isn't a good thing."

    Looks like you have a choice then. Disband Google because it might be a future threat.* Or keep Google, and enjoy the techno-fruits. You can't have it both ways.

    *A modern day: Minority Report.

  92. signs of the times by sloanster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How the mighty have fallen, poor bastards - how I remember the sun of a decade ago, how strong, innovative and proud they once were.

    For them to be reduced to to this, kissing up to the peecee monopolist, is a saddening spectacle. IMHO it's a sign that sun is not long for this world, at least not the sun that we know.

    We've seen the pattern repeated in the past, with one hapless company after another lining up for the same treatment, getting in bed with microsoft, taking a wad of cash and giving up far more than they realize, fading into irrelavance shortly thereafter.

    Sun, it was good to know you - although we didn't always see eye to eye, it can't be denied that you contributed a lot to the internet and the unix community.

    R.I.P.

  93. Beavis & Buthead by medazinol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, McNealy IS right!

    Ball and Gates do remind me of Beavis and Buthead.

    Ballmer: "Huh, we're like cool or something?"
    Gates: "Yeah, we're cool, heih. Are you threatening me??"

    1. Re:Beavis & Buthead by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      Ballmer: "hehe. heh. hehehe. so gates, what do you say we name ourselves microsoft"
      Gates: "uhh... huh...... uh... cool. micro. soft. huh..."
      Ballmer: "ya! ya! ya! we would like rule! and we'll get chicks with that name!"
      Gates: "shut up dumbass! you know what would be a better name? my bung hole"
      Ballmer: "bungholio!!!!! hee. hee. hehe.. bungholioooooo!! holiooooo!!!!"

  94. Uncle Fester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it me or does Ballmer look like Unlce Fester from the Adam's Family?

  95. Jeebus. by Furaeon · · Score: 1

    And what a horrifying picture it is.

  96. This only shows ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the power of $53 billion, $$$$ US, dollars to be deposited into
    Scott McBealy's personal bank account.

    M$ disperitely needs $un, and McBeally is the door.

    Our only hope is that Elliot Spitzer is watching and taking
    notes.

    Look out Uncle Warren Buttet! Your testimoney is being used
    against you!

    Toodles!

  97. And Check out Novell eDirectory + Single Sign On. by AngryElmo · · Score: 1

    for one that works *now*

  98. Years behind everyone, typical for Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun typically delivers years behind other companies, so this fits right in. Technology such as Passport is now an antique and Sun is just starting to deliver it's implementation (in a couple of more years). All Sun would have to do to succeed is to deliver products that customers want, instead of having CEOs rant about how bad other compaines are. This is another example of Sun delivering nothing. I keep wondering why their stock prices keep droping.

  99. The best days are behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The picture shows two men whose best days (and their companies best days) are behind them. Both are still making money, but the sparkle has long tarnished. Suns' future is an open question. The markets really hammered them a few years ago (and it appears that the high point of 'dead-cat-bounce' is where they are now). Officially, Microsoft is still in denial, although their very own Security and Exchange Commission (SEC) filing from 2002 shows that their business model is under pressure (and the pressure in '02 was much less than in '05, and the competitive pressure is likely to increase). Take a look here: http://www.itworld.com/Man/2685/030205msopensource / if you are questioning what I write. Obviously there are other systems competing with them, but the others don't have the ability to disrupt their business as deeply (and permanently).

  100. Don't Samsung still make Alphas? by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Or maybe thay're just supporting past sales contracts guaranteeing avaliabilty for so many years?

  101. Sun joined the Dark side (ms) by mAriuZ · · Score: 1

    And so sun goes on the SCO way (down)
    Do you hear the word - desperate
    MS promise the great powers of dark side
    Closed LDAP ...err Active Directory and .net will give new life to java (if it dies)
    For this sun must Kill many penguins (Jedi fighters)
    and join against Republic (Open source Democracy)

    --
    developer http://flamerobin.org
  102. everything for money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you give them enough money they will start kissing eachother.

  103. McNealy's teeth by JThundley · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think of this when they saw McNealy's smile?