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smooth wombat wrote in to mention an a recent discovery in the field of evolutionary biology. From the article: "A surprising discovery in Utah has paleontologists scratching their heads and asking: Why would a carnivore evolve a herbivorous diet? The species, christened Falcarius utahensis, belongs to a dinosaur group called the therizinosauroids. These are mostly thought to have been plant eaters. But the recently discovered fossil, the most primitive therizinosauroid found so far, seems to have survived on a mixed diet of meat and vegtables...The switch to vegetarianism is surprising, says Paul Barrett, who studies dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum in London. The therizinosauroids belong to a larger group of dinosaurs known as theropods, and many of these are known to have been excellent at catching a meaty meal. "

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  1. Intelligent Design? by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the designer wasn't so intelligent after all, seeing as how he kept changing his mind.

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    1. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Aliens have their reasons.

    2. Re:Intelligent Design? by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah.. the species just decided to be a Buddhist instead...

    3. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      find an inventor that doesn't tweaking a design to see how differently it behaves than the old one.

    4. Re:Intelligent Design? by under_clocker · · Score: 1

      Its really a case of whats available to eat... seems to me that when its dinnertime and all you have is spuds one day or canned ravioli the next you make due... Adaptability... And there was more than one designer btw...

    5. Re:Intelligent Design? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mod parent up. That was among the most inciteful things I've ever read.

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    6. Re:Intelligent Design? by poopdeville · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh shit, I forgot to post anonymously!

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    7. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A surprising discovery in Utah has paleontologists scratching their
      heads and asking: Why would a carnivore evolve a herbivorous diet?


      Wait, who was left scratching their heads because this scientific observation goes against their theory of origins?

      Oh yeah, it was evolutionists!

    8. Re:Intelligent Design? by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

      The designer subcontracted out the project, but the contractors went bankrupt, so another contractor stepped in with an off-the-shelf design.

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    9. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now it's Intelligent Inventing? And find an inventor that puts his "tweaks" right into production, and I'll show you a moron.

    10. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, wait, who has a "theory" that "explains" everything by saying "god did it"?

      Oh yeah, it's stupid people!

      Look, the WHOLE POINT of science is that it can change with new observations. Can you see how that works, and why the ID nutcases don't work?

    11. Re:Intelligent Design? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      Is that the obligatory Bill Gates reference I hear?

      It was a stretch, but close enough for /. :P

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    12. Re:Intelligent Design? by ESqVIP · · Score: 1

      Right! The Almighty One should have an internal universe just for development and testing. Heh, I guess he isn't even using a version control system.

    13. Re:Intelligent Design? by hamilton76 · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps a scientist engaging in experimentation. Or, someone who knows exactly what he's doing introducing a change in his creatures.

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    14. Re:Intelligent Design? by ThJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Testing universe? I'm afraid this is it.

    15. Re:Intelligent Design? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      Um, this is how evolution works, moron. This is simply a specific detail about evolutionary history - not principle - which has not been completely understood. The reason why it has not been completely understood is because this has only recently been discovered.

      For example, if gravitational physicists were to discover a new particular bit of gravitational phenomenology, such as what has happened with the Voyager probes (IIRC), it simply means that some more time is needed to study and determine what is going on. Perhaps, such as in the case of Voyager, our precise model of gravitational forces will be updated (not thrown out). It does not mean that gravity does not exist! There is no great holy book from the prophet Darwin or the prophet Newton.

      Also, there is no such thing as an "evolutionist" any more than there are "quantumists" or "gravitists". This is simply one of the common ridiculous babblings by you raving fundamentalists to make it seem like everyone else is as insane as you all are. You try to make it seem as though evolution==atheism, which is not even remotely true. Most other religions and most forms of Christianity (including mine, Catholicism) accept evolution as a simple scientific principle.

    16. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, a pink unicorn with a really big lab. Can you see why all these "theories" are on the same footing, ie garbage?

    17. Re:Intelligent Design? by Overdrive_SS · · Score: 1

      Or maybe since the Bible states all creatures were vegetarian before the flood that it fits in perfectly fine with the Bible and these dinosaurs were starting to eat meat instead of fruit or veggies.

    18. Re:Intelligent Design? by schtum · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the Almighty One be able to get it right the first time?

    19. Re:Intelligent Design? by schtum · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the fact that the fossil record shows this species moving from a carnivore to herbivore over time is just further proof that all fossils are planted by the Devil to sow doubt into the heart of mankind.

      Thank you, I'll be here all night! Try the veal!

    20. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most other religions and most forms of Christianity (including mine, Catholicism) accept evolution as a simple scientific principle.

      Ha Ha. Then which church was it that burnt Bruno alive and almost killed Galileo? Its Christian fundamentalism (includes Catholic and many other sects) that fought a losing battle in Europe against the theory of evolution (god created man in seven days in "his" own "image" and crap like that). Looking at how the same thing is happenning in the US (but this time the fundamentalists are winning!), it appears that "new Europe" is eventually devolving into the dark ages.

    21. Re:Intelligent Design? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
      Wait, who was left scratching their heads because this scientific observation goes against their theory of origins?
      Um, this is how evolution works, moron.
      So... are you saying the evolution works by leaving you scratching your head? Or that evolution works by people blipping over inconsistencies as demonstrated by you? (-:

      The "real" problem is that the evolutionary community in general regards predators as somehow higher up the tree (or is it trees?) and can't figure out why a species would evolve from there back to a process more typical of "lower" forms of life. It's not a heresy thing, and it's not a big issue, but it is an example of science initially barking up the wrong tree because of a whole pile of untested assumptions (like "predators are more evolved") made in support of evolution and having to retrace its steps. Unfortunately, only one assumption will be overturned by this find. Sigh. Only a few thousand more to go.
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    22. Re:Intelligent Design? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      Way to take everything completely out of context. Go back and actually read my post and the parent post. The post I replied to (was it yours, AC?) was trying to make the case that, because some of the precise phenomenologies had not been quite understood, it means that all of evolution is nonsense. Evolution works by the frequencies of different genes and gene sequences changing due to changing external conditions.

      When I said, "this is how evolution works, moron," I was clearly referring to the description in the article.

      Anyway, you're clearly just a troll who only wants to play stupid word games instead of trying to understand what is clearly written.

      I don't know why you think the "evolutionary community" (whatever that is) believes predators to be more evolved. Perhaps you should try to read up on actual evolutionary science instead of babbling about things you clearly know nothing about.

    23. Re:Intelligent Design? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      Oh give me a break. You do realize that history, including medieval history, is a complicated subject and not the overly simplistic thing you are trying to present, don't you? For example, there was not nearly as much separation of Church and State in those times as today, althought that was actually the original goal. In a world ruled by kings and emperors, it was thought best that the Church should be in one sphere while kings and emperors held the reins of government.

      Anyway, a lot of things like Bruno or Galileo occured due to a lot of complex issues, including some arrogance in the Church, but also because heresy was considered the same as treason, especially in kingdoms like Spain that had just had centuries-long conflicts with the Moors.

      You also have other factors such as the effect of the Black Plague on the whole European politics. Before the Black Plague, Dante could have a Hindu in Heaven in one of the Cantos of Paradiso. After the Black Plague, people like Galileo ran into problems, not just from the Church, but from the academia as well, like the professor who refused to look through Galileo's telescope to see the planets for himself.

      And then you have the simple fact that people are always people, narrow and bigotted and always certain that they are right.

      Anyway, my whole point behind all of this is not about specific details, but simply about the fact that history is far more complex than you and a lot of people on /. are making it out to be. I just get sick and tired of the simplistic college-freshman "oh-look-at-me-I'm-an-atheist-so-I-must-be-smart" kind of explanation.

    24. Re:Intelligent Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution doesn't say that one species is superior to another, simply that it is more genetically inclined than others towards survival in its current conditions. You lose. Evolution wins.

    25. Re:Intelligent Design? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
      Evolution works by the frequencies of different genes and gene sequences changing due to changing external conditions.
      For Darwin's Finches, at least, they change right back when the abnormal conditions are relaxed.
      The post I replied to (was it yours, AC?) was trying to make the case that, because some of the precise phenomenologies had not been quite understood, it means that all of evolution is nonsense.
      That's quite a common straw-man you have there; let me knock it down for you.

      It's because certain (many) precise phenomenologies are well understood that we know evolution is nonsense. Take, for example, Mary Schwietzer's stretchy T Rex fossils so recently unearthed in Montana. We understand processes like diffusion quite well, and those processes show us that T Rex bones containing "stretchy" and "squishy" organics are nothing like 68Ma old. Yet if evolution as we know it is to be true, those bones must be very old.

      The evolutionary community's best shot at a rationalisation so far has been a guess that the fleshy bits were somehow mysteriously polymerised by some unknown process. I don't know what you'd call that on Planet Materialism, but here on Planet Reality we call that wishful thinking.

      Wishful thinking also assigns stuff like this to the domain of pure chance, shaped by circumstances which were also formed by pure chance. Do bear in mind that the linked diagrams have undergone draconian simplification. The paperwork which accompanies the (no longer available) dead-tree version of these says things like "there are many more pathways than can be shown on a reasonably sized chart" and "in general, we desisted from showing detailed reaction mechanisms". These diagrams refer to two specific levels of activity and only cover "the most important" pathways common to essentially all cells. Earnst Haeckel thought of cells as simple bags of slime, but we no longer have that excuse.
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  2. Hah. by King_of_Prussia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The next time somebody waxes on about the virtues of the Atkin's Diet I can tell them that even the dinosaurs got sick of it.

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    1. Re:Hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: FIBER.

    2. Re:Hah. by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I've got four words for you, Mr Anonymous Coward: FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR POOP NUGGETS

    3. Re:Hah. by aszaidi · · Score: 4, Funny

      The next time somebody waxes on about the virtues of the Atkin's Diet I can tell them that even the dinosaurs got sick of it.

      And look what happened to them.

    4. Re:Hah. by elandqui · · Score: 1

      I don't think people on the Atkin's Diet are likely to die from a global flood and the resulting change in Earth's climate. Malnutrition is more likely.

    5. Re:Hah. by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      "No one knows quite what killed them, but mass deaths have appeared in the fossil record before. Scientists have suggested drought, volcanism, fire and botulism poisoning as possible causes"

      I think vitamin overdose did them in.

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    6. Re:Hah. by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      Hmm... well, even Atkins himself got sick of it!

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    7. Re:Hah. by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      A few links to the dinosaurs dying in a global flood, please? The only links I can find to anything positing that are Creationist websites.

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    8. Re:Hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There is a difference between eating only meat and eating vegetarians which are full of vegetables.

  3. Not strictly vegetarian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not just vegetarian, but omnivorous.

    "Although the team cannot know whether Falcarius was a committed vegetarian - it may have eaten a bit of meat, too - its emergence did coincide neatly with the evolution of flowering plants."

    Why evolve to eat plants and animals? I dunno, but it works for me too!

    "At the same time Falcarius appeared, the world was changing greatly because flowering plants were appearing," Dr Sampson said. "They would have provided a new food source. It could be that Falcarius was exploiting an open ecological niche."

    1. Re:Not strictly vegetarian. by dr+eldritch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What occurs to me is that the incorporation of vegetation into dinosaur diets was probably just an accidental byproduct of aquatic grazing. If fish or other small prey regularly hid within shoreline plants, then it would seem more energy efficient for dinosaurs to grab a mouthful of the plantlife that was hiding the prey too. Natural selection would have probably favored such aquatic grazers by selecting teeth and digestive systems that were most suited for grabbing a mouthful of seaweed or kelp or whathaveyou that contained animals. There might have been some unforseen benefits of eating plants too, such as additional nutritional supplements, so natural selection pressures were reinforced to a greater degree.

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    2. Re:Not strictly vegetarian. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Why evolve to eat plants and animals? I dunno, but it works for me too!

      Given that the dinosaurs didn't have any Ex-Lax available to them, they found that a little bit of roughage helped pass the time while sitting on a stool.

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    3. Re:Not strictly vegetarian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows are nature's way of turning grass into people.

    4. Re:Not strictly vegetarian. by oscartheduck · · Score: 0

      Strictly speaking, vegetarianism is a lifestyle choice, not a dietary one. The diets are carnivorous, omnivorous, and herbivorous.

      Small point, but worthwhile noting whenever someone claims they're a dietary vegetarian. They're not - they're a dietary omnivore living a vegetarian lifestyle.

      This is speaking as a vegetarian of twelve years.

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  4. Why is this so confusing? by Lordfly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In biology class, one of the things you learn is that plants have the most energy-to-size ratio (i forget the actual term). Then you have the primary group of animals (cows, rabbits, anything that eats plants), then the first tier of carnivores (animals that eat the plant eaters), then you have another tier that eats the first tier of carnivores (us, generally).

    As you go up the food chain, you get less energy from the meat.

    So perhaps this animal simply decided that munching on grass was more efficient than killing a T-rex?

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    1. Re:Why is this so confusing? by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Another thing learned in basic biology is that an animal, when faced with starvation, will eat what it can, when it can. If the supply of smaller meaty dinos was dwindling or the range of the Falcarius expanded into an area were there were more plants than animals, and the plants could be eaten- then why not?

      This isn't a new or even novel behaviour- cats and dogs are generally considered carnivores thought both will eat plants to get nutrients and fiber when they need them.

      People are the same way- we evolved eating meat most of the year and plants when meat was scarce. We (and many other animals) CAN eat both because we're built that way.

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    2. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>As you go up the food chain, you get less energy >>from the meat.

      There are a couple of other trade-offs involved that make it less simple. "Pure" energy is converted less efficiently into meat, yes. But digesting meat as opposed to vegetables can be easier (less celulose) and allow simplification of digestive structures (drop the appendix, ditto multiple stomachs). Meat converts more efficiently into energy. Herbivores have to eat in bulk and spend most of their time foraging or digesting. Carnivores can go longer without food. But they have to hunt the stuff down.

      I don't think this is confusing either - the balance can tip either way based on circumstances.

    3. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know that he didn't eat something that had eaten plants earlier that day?

      An alligator doesn't eat worms, but a live chicken does. When the gator guts are opened, there is a "new" discovery -- alligators now eat worms as well as chicken.

    4. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Reignking · · Score: 1

      In biology class, one of the things you learn is that plants have the most energy-to-size ratio (i forget the actual term).

      Looks like you didn't learn it, then :)

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    5. Re:Why is this so confusing? by NegativeOneUserID · · Score: 1
      then you have another tier that eats the first tier of carnivores
      I could be wrong on this, but I am almost positive that nothing eats carnivores. Carnivores only eat herbivores and not other carnivores.

      Cow, chicken, duck, fish, pig ..... all herbivores. Off the top of my head I cant think of any carnivores that humans eat.
    6. Re:Why is this so confusing? by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Informative
      I could be wrong on this, but I am almost positive that nothing eats carnivores. Carnivores only eat herbivores and not other carnivores.

      Whales are carnivores, eating krill and other small animals. Sea lions are carnivores, eating fish. Killer whales eat them both.

    7. Re:Why is this so confusing? by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head I cant think of any carnivores that humans eat.

      What about fish? There are many which eat other, smaller fish. People eat dogs in some parts of the world. Also, though it's not mainstream, I know some people in Arizona who like rattlesnake. They'll catch them and barbeque them. And yes, supposedly it really does taste like chicken :)

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    8. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Eel+IzCool · · Score: 1

      sharks, eel, squid.

    9. Re:Why is this so confusing? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it tastes like chicken, why not just eat chicken. Why get all exotic over the same taste.

    10. Re:Why is this so confusing? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      If it tastes like chicken, why not just eat chicken. Why get all exotic over the same taste.

      You want exotic? Try plucking a chicken before you toss it on the campfire!

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    11. Re:Why is this so confusing? by bahwi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dog, cat. Yes, not here, but in other parts of the world, they do. Many fish eat other fish. Grilled shark is a good reason to not be vegetarian for a few days for me. =)

    12. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything tastes like chicken because chicken is so fucking bland.

      I hate chicken.

    13. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In biology class, one of the things you learn is that plants have the most energy-to-size ratio (i forget the actual term).

      Not necessarily true for several reasons.

      1) It's not about pure energy density, it's about energy you can collect per hour of effort. E.g., you can gain far more calories by spending an hour hunting an antelope, than spending an hour collecting edible seeds.

      2) There is tremendous competition for available edible plants on the African plains on which we evolved. Even if we could optimally collect edible plants there may not have been enough available.

      3) Plants alone were probably not sufficient to sustain human populations until the advent of agriculture.

      4) So we had to eat meat for 2 million years in order to develop science and technology to the point where some smart alecks say it's immoral to eat meat, and can survive on vegetation only because of that 2 million years of meat-driven development. How's that for irony?

    14. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Muhammar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Rabbits have a simple digestive structure. Their trick is to eat food twice - they are quite fond of their own poop. Something like 50% of their poop ends up re-eaten, depending on their actual nutritional needs. The same goes for rats.

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    15. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      also, around campfire one can obtain children easier than chicken

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    16. Re:Why is this so confusing? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Cow, chicken, duck, fish, pig ..... all herbivores. Off the top of my head I cant think of any carnivores that humans eat.

      Fish, birds (some birds eat bugs, worms, rats), snakes, lizards. Cats and dogs, not to mentionjust about every kind if wildlife up to tigers, are eaten in Korea and China at least.

    17. Re:Why is this so confusing? by NegativeOneUserID · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok. I admit to being wrong. Carnivores *DO* eat carnivores.

      I would, however, like to point out where I got the idea from. An old girlfriend of mine claimed that oral sex was always better if you were going down on a vegetarian. Her theory was that anything coming out of the body of a carnivore is going to taste terrible. The sperm/meat of a herbivore is much more delicious.

      It sounded like a reasonable explanation at the time.

    18. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the point : eating vegetables leads to have adapted tooth and stomach for a small class of all possible and available vegetables, meat is available in a much more standard way.
      Within successful meat eater folks, tooth specialization almost only addresses being able to eat bones.
      Within successful supra-predators, specialization only addresses having the guts to eat snells, oysters and frog legs ;)

    19. Re:Why is this so confusing? by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 0

      In biology class, one of the things you learn is that plants have the most energy-to-size ratio (i forget the actual term).
      I believe that you are looking for the term 'biomass'. And a golden rule says that about 10% lives on to the nexl level in the foodchain, so for 1 ton biomass predators, there has to be 10 tons biomass graserz. So yes, an acre of land can definately support more herbivores than carnivores.

    20. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chicken YOU eat, maybe, thanks to the industrial process that cheapens everything. But have you ever eaten on a farm? Every wonder why chicken is so popular if it's so bland? Because it isn't...

    21. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharks aren't fishes.

    22. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Farrside · · Score: 2, Funny

      There went breakfast.

    23. Re:Why is this so confusing? by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Sharks are cartilaginous fishes. Maybe you're thinking of whales.

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    24. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were selachians, which are different enough from other fishes to be in their own class.

    25. Re:Why is this so confusing? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I doubt that very much. 100g of beef has a lot more energy in it than 100g of vegetables. Plants are not a good source of energy at all. You only eat vegetables/fruit for the vitamins, and meat for the energy.

    26. Re:Why is this so confusing? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Because it's cheap, easy to cook, widely available and absorbs flavour easily. Chicken has very dry, lean meat. You're disproving your own point by admitting that you need farm-grown chicken just to get any flavour, when any cheap bit of beef is much tastier.

    27. Re:Why is this so confusing? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Humans eat:
      Sharks,
      Cats,
      Dogs,
      Tarantulas,
      Snakes,
      Tunas,
      Pigs,
      Squid,
      Eels,
      Octopuses,
      Penguin s,
      Seals,
      Dolphins,
      Crabs,
      Lobsters,
      Leopards .

    28. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I really don't want to know where you get your chicken from. I'm just saying that chicken is tasty, that the industrial farming process prizes productivity over flavor, and your point of view is skewed by the fact that you have to actually look for chicken that isn't industrially-grown. Just like strawberries. You could say they are bland too if you go by the fist-sized abominations from California, but the reality is that real strawberries are pea-sized, and if you ever tasted THOSE you wouldn't say they are bland. (See, because your point of view would have been formed from the strawberries from the supermarket. Get it?)

    29. Re:Why is this so confusing? by noewun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you tell me. I just flushed a snack!

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    30. Re:Why is this so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they practice EatingYourOwnRabbitFood?

    31. Re:Why is this so confusing? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I would, however, like to point out where I got the idea from. An old girlfriend of mine claimed that oral sex was always better if you were going down on a vegetarian. Her theory was that anything coming out of the body of a carnivore is going to taste terrible. The sperm/meat of a herbivore is much more delicious.

      Carnivores taste different. And sperm's taste is effected by what you eat but it isn't the absence of meat that does it, it's the addition of some types of greens.

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    32. Re:Why is this so confusing? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      We (and many other animals) CAN eat both because we're built that way.

      Who built us that way? Evolution? Than it means that we were not built in a specific way... we got how we are because it was advantageous from the evolution point of view.

      Sorry for nitpicking...

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    33. Re:Why is this so confusing? by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1


      The historical process is irrelevant to "built" in this sense. More like (from the dictionary) The physical makeup of a person or thing; physique: an athletic build.

      Only in this case rather than physique, we are talking more about the insides of us, the layout of organs,, the digestive process, the way our teeth and jaws are shaped, etc.

      To go back to the historical process, yes, evolved would have covered that but that was not what I intended to convey, so I used built ;)

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    34. Re:Why is this so confusing? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok, I got it now.

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    35. Re:Why is this so confusing? by obby.net · · Score: 1

      Some biologists contend almost all primates(including us) are frugivores. They insist that meat eating in humans most likely started as a cultural thing, and we have made some adaptations to tolerate it better.

    36. Re:Why is this so confusing? by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1


      Funny you should bring that up, here are a couple of articles that are very interesting on the subject...

      Univ of Arkansas
      National Geographic

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  5. Omnivore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Omnivores survive on a mixed diet of meats and vegetables, not carnivores.

  6. Dang by skilm · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't know PETA has been around that long...

  7. goD put that fossil by $exyNerdie · · Score: 2, Funny


    goD put that omnivore fossil out there to confuse scientists and test the faith of evangelists. hE had so much free time after creation that he wanted to play some tricks and enjoy looking at the morons that hE created for hiS amusement.

    1. Re:goD put that fossil by bladx · · Score: 0

      What's the deal with your cApitalization?

    2. Re:goD put that fossil by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      lol, mod that up funny , not troll. :)

      google, "diabolical mimicry".

    3. Re:goD put that fossil by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Actually it makes me wonder why the taliban and fox news haven't thrown fits about this story. I mean evolution is just a theory right? It's not like it's a science or anything.

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    4. Re:goD put that fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well if you follow the Douglas Adams approach, it wouldnt be god messing with them, but someone else just having fun - perhaps with fjords

    5. Re:goD put that fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how this is offtopic... but go ahead and waste your mod points.

    6. Re:goD put that fossil by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Actually it makes me wonder why the taliban and fox news haven't thrown fits about this story.

      It'll never run in Kansas. The newspapers would have crosses burning on their lawns. After they've settled Darwin's hash, next, pi = 3, and as for the Copernican so-called "theory"...

    7. Re:goD put that fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget about goD, as you put it, or this carni-turned-omnivore thing. What's with the typing? Dyslexic shift-key pressing, or delayed Caps because the wrong side of the brain is controlling the pinkie next to the CapsLock key? It's really the first time I've seen it, and could send these very same scientists puzzling back to their labs...

    8. Re:goD put that fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, it was a good, funny post. I'm surprised that so few people didnt understand that the incorrect capitalisation is part of the joke.

      It's a shame that someone took it too seriously.

    9. Re:goD put that fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Kansas outlawed evolution, no one in Kansas has evolved.

      Q.E.D.

  8. Carnivorous isn't superior by vlad_petric · · Score: 5, Insightful
    For example, "lions can spend as much time as 20 hours per day sleeping" -- wikipedia. At the same time, a gnu antilope (not GNU/Antilope) needs only about 6 hours of sleep per night. And yes, this is because of their diet.

    Furthermore, the chain for a carnivore is simply longer by one (plants->herbivores->carnivore)

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    1. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by scotch · · Score: 5, Funny
      Furthermore, the chain for a carnivore is simply longer by one (plants->herbivores->carnivore)

      The way I look at it, I'm a vegetarian, but cows are part of my extended digestive tract.

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    2. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Required sleep time isn't really a measure of superiority; perhaps lions sleep up to 20 hours a day because they can.

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    3. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Male lions sleep 20 hours a day because the other 4 hours are spent f***ing.

    4. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by limon.verde · · Score: 2, Informative

      So do Koala Bears, and they only eat leaves. Which proves what?

    5. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


      As the top level predator (excluding man, of course) in Africa the male lion can afford to snooze away most of the day while his female does most of the work. No different from humans in western civ.

    6. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an odd way to measure effectiveness. In any case, the lion's niche is eating meat, and being an apex predator has at least one considerable perk...

    7. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Arngautr · · Score: 1

      Actually It is more similar to a hunter-gatherer way of life, its just that method cannot support a large population.

    8. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Probably because all the antelopes that spent 20 hours sleeping ended up becoming part of lions.

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    9. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Are you saying that lions are hunter-gatherers?

    10. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by roseblood · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I think he is saying Lions are farmers.

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    11. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by PonyHome · · Score: 1

      At the same time, a gnu antilope (not GNU/Antilope) needs only about 6 hours of sleep per night. And yes, this is because of their diet.

      No, it's not. Strictly speaking it's because of the lion's diet, and the real figure is more like 4 hours a DAY, some of it while standing. If you had somebody who was intent on eating you, how much sleeping would you do? The wildebeest who slept the longest would be the one most likely to get surprised in his sleep. His surviving buddies would be the more alert ones.

    12. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by lelitsch · · Score: 1

      Wrong way around. Lions can sleep more because
      (a) their primary food has a much higher nutritional density, so they do not have to spend 10 hours a day feeding. GNUs need to eat lots of vegitation and that doesn't come around in handy 200 pound chunks.
      (b) Gnus sleep less because they have to stay aware and alert to escape predators (aka lions, hyenas,...). Very few animals prey on lions. For a lion, a sleeping Gnu is dinner--for a Gnu, a sleeping lion is something to stay the hell away from.

    13. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      a gnu antilope (not GNU/Antilope)
      Right, because as we all know, the Antelope is not covered under an OSI-approved license.
    14. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      Look like you're the one getting it wrong... lions (and most carnivorous for that matter) must conserve the little energy the can extract from their food, hence the long naps. Since meat is more "structured" than plants (looking at the cellular level), digesting a piece of meat is quite more demanding than digesting a salad (heck, you can test this yourself!). So in the end, you get less energy because you have to invest a lot more digesting it. And I'm not even mentioning that hunting your food is also more demanding than picking it from the ground.

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    15. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Are you actually postulating that meat is less calorically dense than salad?

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    16. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Are you actually postulating that meat is less calorically dense than salad? (Of course not....that would be insane.)

      As for meat being harder to digest, if this is true, why is a herbivore gut so much longer and more complex than a carnivore one?

      ...digesting a piece of meat is quite more demanding than digesting a salad (heck, you can test this yourself!).

      Sure it is....for humans. Humans evolved (yes, they did ) from primarily herbivorous forbears. Meat in our diet is actually a very recent development, and it's not something the human body is adapted to digest well. Saying salad is universally easier to digest by pointing to one species (us) is a fallacious argument.

      In fact, the only remotely correct point in your post would be the bit about the hunting for food as opposed to picking it off the ground, but eating is only one thing an organism does....there's also mating, migration, socialization, play, etc. ... activities engaged in equally by predators and prey. And before you go into just how much energy a lion expends while hunting, just remember how much energy the antelopes are expending while escaping the hunters.

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    17. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I'm pretty sure he was right. (I am not a biologist, but I have lived with some.)

      Meat is easier to digest, because it is already basically the things it needs to become (Animal protiens, ready-to-use carbs) and doesn't have a lot of cellulose and fiber. The digestive tract of an obligate carnivore (like a cat) is shorter and simpler than that of an omnivore. Evolution for grazing animals has provided the ruminants, which have 4 stomachs and still chew a cud to help digestion. Conclusion: meat is easier to digest.

      As the GP said, there is also the question of energy density. (I have to disagree that plants don't come in 200lb packages. It's just that trees are hard to chew.) A single killed animal has a lot of good food on it, and readily accessible. A plant has a lot of roughage which is hard to chew, hard to digest, and has little caloric content. (Elephants who live long enough will generally die because they wear through all their teeth.)

      Herbivores are awake a lot because they are eating a lot. Many carnivores only need to make a kill every couple of days, or longer. Snakes have such a slow metabolism that many can eat once a month. Cats, like the lion, have a decent kill ratio, from 10-30% (up to 50% for some cats). That means they can sit back and wait for a good opportunity, and then take it. Sure catching food takes a lot of energy, but they don't have to do it too often. Standing around eating for 12 hours a day takes a lot of energy, too.

      If lions were not getting enough nutrition, wouldn't they spend more time hunting?

    18. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      Of course not... (well, unles you have you salad with a lot of oil-based dressings). I was pointing to the fact that the stomach/bowels/whatever gotta work more to extract energy from meat than from plants (looking at it at the enzymes involved in the extraction of the same amount of amino acids).

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    19. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      At the same time, a gnu antilope (not GNU/Antilope) needs only about 6 hours of sleep per night.

      Thank you for clearing this up.

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    20. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      If you're female, can I swop you for my wife?

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    21. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by falzer · · Score: 1

      > For example, "lions can spend as much time as 20 hours per day sleeping" -- wikipedia. At the same time, a gnu antilope (not GNU/Antilope) needs only about 6 hours of sleep per night. And yes, this is because of their diet.

      Indeed. The lion's superior (in taste and nutrition) diet allows them to lounge around all day rather than constantly grazing like a gnu.

    22. Re:Carnivorous isn't superior by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Koalas aren't bears, they're marsupials. "Koala bear" is like saying "Dalmation cat" or "alpaca horse": totally different genus.

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  9. Carnivore... by Etherwalk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one that saw the headline and thought of a new FBI internet tap with a friendly plant-like image?

    1. Re:Carnivore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    2. Re:Carnivore... by TechnoLuddite · · Score: 1
      First thing to spring to my mind ... although maybe Herbivore should only be a wiretap for non-profits?

      Hey, there's stuff that United Way needs to know, ok?!?

    3. Re:Carnivore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! My first thought was it was a Carnivore lite edition or something like that.

    4. Re:Carnivore... by stephenisu · · Score: 1
      My thoughts exactly.

      I just figured that they wanted to give Homeland Security (AKA the distruction of civil liberties) a friendlier name.

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    5. Re:Carnivore... by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Dept of Homeland Security will also be called "Dept of Defense of Happiness" and the "Patriot Act a.k.a. Remove All Freedom" will be known as "Cuddly Bears for Toddlers Act"

  10. greenpeace? by Hooya · · Score: 1

    maybe after after the protest of a bunch of dinosours calling themselves "greenpeace" got them to change their minds and they turned all environmental?

    (seeing how the lower you go in the food chain, the more energy efficient it is..)

    1. Re:greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it was DETA

  11. Similar article... by xythis · · Score: 1

    I don't remember hearing about one of these since I was younger - I suppose my focus has shifted since then :) It still excites me nonetheless.

    Anyway, another dinosaur discovery related National Science Foundation article can be found here and contains a little more info and some better pictures.

    1. Re:Similar article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't remember hearing about one of these since I was younger

      ...which could be any time between when you first understood spoken language and, oh, a few seconds ago...

  12. If I'm not mistaken... by CypherXero · · Score: 1

    ...I believe humans fit into this category, too.

  13. Two simple reasons. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why evolve to eat plants and animals? I dunno, but it works for me too!

    Potatoes don't run fast or put up much of a fight.

    A given amount of land can support more grazers than carnivores.

    Switching to an omnivorous diet means that there will be more of them.

    1. Re:Two simple reasons. by Urkki · · Score: 2, Funny
      • Potatoes don't run fast or put up much of a fight.

      Apparently you haven't met some of the potatoes they served at school cafeteria back when I was in primary school...
    2. Re:Two simple reasons. by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Potatoes don't run fast or put up much of a fight"

      Thats what *you* think. Did you ever live under socialism in Soviet Russia?

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  14. works for me by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    I haven't eaten meat (or fish) for 20 years now. I feel great, and look a lot younger than i am. Perhaps the critters found themselves in an abundance of readily available, high-energy greens and decided it was much less work than trying to catch & kill their next meal.

    The creature's thigh bones were longer than its shin bones, suggesting that it could run at an impressive pace. "The legs are still adapted for running after prey,"

    Well, the sorts of things a cheetah chases can run pretty bloody fast themselves, and most of them are grass eaters. Maybe these things still needed to avoid being eaten by those in the neighbourhood that remained carnivorous.

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    1. Re:works for me by birge · · Score: 1
      I haven't eaten meat (or fish) for 20 years now. I feel great, and look a lot younger than i am. Perhaps the critters found themselves in an abundance of readily available, high-energy greens and decided it was much less work than trying to catch & kill their next meal.

      Maybe the lack of meat has screwed up your vision. Most vegetarians I know look like hell. Which is too bad, because their obsessive, healthier-than-thou personality defects don't leave them with much else of interest.

    2. Re:works for me by TheLink · · Score: 1

      AFAIK whilst eating vegetables is good for humans, eating fish is _very_ good for humans. Whilst humans can survive on vegetables, it is easier to _thrive_ if you add fish to your diet.

      There are plenty of scientific studies proving that.

      People in countries with a high rate of fish consumption live longer and healthier for longer.

      Of course the sad thing is the fishing industry is screwed up and the seas aren't getting much cleaner.

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    3. Re:works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugs are pretty good, too.
      Arthropods and Molluscs, that is.

    4. Re:works for me by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      lol! People with high fish consumpsion live longer not because of the fish, but because the meat they don't eat!

      Don't take my word for it, google it up, but avoid reports funded by the fishing industry.

      Disclaimer: Yup, I am a vegetarian (well, a vegan to be precise).

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    5. Re:works for me by drsquare · · Score: 1

      High-energy greens? No such thing I'm afraid. Plants are notorious for their lack of energy. Find me a 'green' that has more than 50 calories per 100g.

      Also if you don't eat fish you're an idiot. Everyone knows you should eat at least two portions of fish a week. They're full of healthy oils and nutrients. Also beef is a great source of creatine, and seafood is one of the healthiest things you can eat.

    6. Re:works for me by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Here you go.

      "in comparison with regular meat eaters, mortality from ischemic heart disease was 20% lower in occasional meat eaters, 34% lower in people who ate fish but not meat, 34% lower in lactoovovegetarians, and 26% lower in vegans"

      Another study done in Africa.

      Conclusion: allowing/having fish (and/or eggs) in your diet is healthier than being a strict vegetarian or vegan.

      Sure you can claim the vegans weren't eating the best vegan food which may be true. But it's a lot easier to just eat eggs/fish from time to time instead of strictly avoiding them.

      There are many other studies that fish is good for humans : e.g. for brains of growing children/for pregnant women - good for the babies.

      My point remains: eating fish is a good thing for humans. Popular claims that humans are supposed to vegetarians are misguided. You can survive on a vegetarian diet, but you are more likely to thrive if you have some fish. Whereas stuff like red meat is more likely to kill you prematurely.

      You may choose to refrain from eating fish for other reasons, but it's good for health (unless it's contaminated with mercury, other heavy metals or PCBs :( ).

      p.s. I'm a tad surprised the lacto/ovo vegetarians did so well. Good news to me, I'm an omnivore that likes eggs and fish. Also a tad surprised about freshwater fish being good (always thought open-water sea fish is much better - could be true here - given the polluted rivers in my country, and the probably poor regulation of fish farms ).

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    7. Re:works for me by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      Here's is your high energy green. 580 calories every 100g, ten times what you've asked for, and it's even a fruit! (fruits are usually regarded as worse than plants when people mention them as a food source).

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    8. Re:works for me by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      I respect your view on the matter, but I can as well produce links saying the opposite (a PCRM report comes to mind, or this quick one from google).

      BTW, you first link support my claim, that the helth benefits stem from not eating meat rather than eating fish... so, thanks!

      PS: I haven't check your links yet, they seem to be /.ed (either that or my connection sucks, which might be the case since I'm writing this from south america).

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    9. Re:works for me by drsquare · · Score: 0

      Almonds aren't greens sorry. And good luck finding any in the wild in any meaningful quantities. As far as healthiness goes, they're worse than meat. A vegetarian refusing to eat meat on health grounds, who then eats nuts, it's an idiot. Nuts aren't fruit either.

    10. Re:works for me by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Conclusion: allowing/having fish (and/or eggs) in your diet is healthier than being a strict vegetarian or vegan.

      A broad conclusion when the data was only about one particular disease.

      Vegetarians/Vegans don't have to worry about choking on an accidentally swallowed fish bone.

    11. Re:works for me by DarkAvZ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From TFL:
      An almond is also the fruit of this tree

      I mean no disrespect, but your argument seems a tad bit moronic. Where do you think almods (or nuts for that matter) came from? You know (or you should know), in "the wild" is where you can find these thingies called "trees", that provide you with almods or nuts.

      PS: I never claimed to be a vegetarian on health grounds ;)
      PS2: Nuts being worse than meat, you must be joking right? (if not, would you care to post a link?)

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    12. Re:works for me by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Uh, the first link I gave doesn't support your claim. Just read the excerpt I posted. Fish and lacto-ovo vegetarians do 34% better than regular meat eaters. Whereas vegans "only" do 26% better.
      (of course that's only for heart disease - the 2nd link is wrt blood pressure).

      I regard your second link as a poor quality source. Lots of stating of various facts, glued together with opinion. There is a gap between the various facts given and the author's claim "But, I believe these advantages are in spite of the fish, rather than because of the fish".

      Whereas, the studies I cite have the mortality and health indications directly in the results.

      The first link you gave is better. It's a shame that the seas are so contaminated and I don't dispute that. So I suppose in modern times, eating lots of fish isn't such a good idea anymore.

      That said there was another study in Germany that showed nonstrict vegetarians did better than strict vegetarians.

      e.g. "A lower risk of death among moderate vegetarians suggests that sound nutritional planning may be more important than absolute avoidance of meat."

      So far the evidence seems that less meat is good, but total avoidance of meat (strict vegetarianism) isn't as healthy.

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    13. Re:works for me by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You didn't even bother to properly read the 1st link I gave. If you did you would have seen:

      "Further categorization of diets showed that, in comparison with regular meat eaters, mortality from ischemic heart disease was 20% lower in occasional meat eaters, 34% lower in people who ate fish but not meat, 34% lower in lactoovovegetarians, and 26% lower in vegans. There were no significant differences between vegetarians and nonvegetarians in mortality from cerebrovascular disease, stomach cancer, colorectal cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, or all other causes combined."

      The 2nd link I gave claims there were blood pressure benefits (amongst other benefits).

      And there are other links like the German study on vegetarians which appears to deal with mortality as a whole, it concludes:

      "Both the duration of vegetarianism and the vegetarian status (strict versus moderate) showed a moderate effect on all cause and cancer mortality. A longer duration of vegetarianism (> or = 20 years) was associated with a lower risk, pointing to a real protective effect of this lifestyle. A lower risk of death among moderate vegetarians suggests that sound nutritional planning may be more important than absolute avoidance of meat."

      See the last sentence.

      I give more weight to studies done by the "Division of Epidemiology, German Cancer Research Centre, Heidelberg." and "Imperial Cancer Research Fund, Cancer Epidemiology Unit, Oxford, United Kingdom. key@icrf.icnet.uk" than stuff some of these kooky websites[1] on nutrition claim.

      [1] There are many of these around, and the USDA views on nutrition is just as useless and even more suspect - given it's not the FDA, but the Dept of _Agriculture_. Go figure.

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    14. Re:works for me by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Where do you think almods (or nuts for that matter) came from? You know (or you should know), in "the wild" is where you can find these thingies called "trees", that provide you with almods or nuts.

      Yeah, but not very many. In the wild, nuts don't come in backs, and foraging for them can take days just for a small handful.

      Nuts being worse than meat, you must be joking right?

      Here's a test: eat a pound of meat. Then on another day, eat a pound of nuts. One will be a healthy nutritious meal, the other will make you sick all day.

    15. Re:works for me by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians/Vegans don't have to worry about choking on an accidentally swallowed fish bone.

      Fishbones rarely kill anyone.

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  15. Pandas by Theovon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but pandas eat mostly bamboo, but they evolved from carnivores and are still enticed by the smell of meat.

    So how is this anything new?

    1. Re:Pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I thought of after reading the headline.

    2. Re:Pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Panda's are not "bears", exactly, but are closer related to the Racoon

    3. Re:Pandas by JollyGoodChase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pandas...Nature's koalas

    4. Re:Pandas by jbarket · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thanks captain science. In next week's episode, maybe you can explain the relevence of your post.

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    5. Re:Pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People know that bears eat more meat than raccoons do. Easy eh? Retard.

    6. Re:Pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's really messed up? Pandas especially love the smell of grilled panda meat.

    7. Re:Pandas by ShortBeard · · Score: 0

      Pandas do indeed have the digestive track of a carnivore. They're bears! They're colon is short, like a carnivore not long, like a herbivour.

      Pandas digest bamboo poorly and that is why they wake up and start eating and when they stop it's time for bed.

      Cute they are but don't piss them off. I saw this serveral years ago on the Discovery channel.

  16. Not that surprising. by Sheetrock · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There are environmental pressures to carnivorism for species that are climbing the food chain because of competition, and environmental pressures to herbivorism for those who top it for longevity (running out of lower elements on the chain to eat.)

    Humans, incidentally, have been natural herbivores for hundreds of thousands of years -- one can live longer and healthier as a vegetarian than as a carnivore strictly speaking. But we are considered omnivores because our bodies can tolerate meat as well as plant matter. It is not surprising to see a similar evolution taking place in other species as well; what is surprising is our relative level of resistance to this fact.

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    1. Re:Not that surprising. by xenocide2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Humans, incidentally, have been natural herbivores for hundreds of thousands of years

      Ah yes, you bring to mind the ancient cave paintings of carrots, apples and bottled water. Your statement is further backed up by general recommendations that modern strict vegetarians take vitamin supplments to alleviate the deficiencies in Vitamins B12 and D.

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    2. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      >alleviate the deficiencies in Vitamins B12 and D

      Vitamin D is a hormone you synthesize in your skin from exposure to ultraviolet light (usually from the Sun). You might be interested to know that Vitamin D is ADDED to milk as a supplement.

      B12 is from bacteria in soil. Historically it was also present in running water as it erodes soil. Modern agriculture depletes topsoil and consumers over-clean produce; historically you would eat a little dirt and thus get the B12, which has an RDA in MICROgrams.

      Staying indoors and avoiding dirt are both side-effects of modern living, but evolutionarily, there is no reason being a plant-eating human would cause a deficit of these nutrients.

      Modern life makes up for shortcomings with a pill. So, take your pick.

    3. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and who can forget those ancient tofu roasts depicted on the walls of those old caves in southern France?

    4. Re:Not that surprising. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Actually the paintings do not realistically reflect the diet of the early man. Recent studies have shown the early men ate mosly rabbits and other small creatures which they caught with nets. My guess is that the women netted the animals and prepared them while the men painted the walls. They painted rare heroic acts like hunting large animals while every day meals like roots, grubs, rabbits etc did not get any screenplay.

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    5. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were an early man, you would also agree that picturing yourself picking up roots is waste of paint.
      Early (and later) man has effectively demonstrated that these rare heroic acts of exterminating other species is not just mouth flapping. Maybe it was just their dream that killing mammoths would be every day sport someday. You gotta have dreams.

    6. Re:Not that surprising. by cliffy2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      B12 is naturally found from bacterial sources (i.e., animal liver, etc.) -- the main problem in getting it is that we are too clean. (Interestingly enough, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom will have less likelihood of developing a B-12 deficiency...)

      And I'm pretty sure we can get Vitamin D by staying in the sun. So, from an evolutionary standpoint, it seems that vegetarianism (veganism, really) would be a primary method of food consumption.

    7. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to lack basic knowledge of evolution. animals will evolve to fit in a niche, if you have too many herbivores then predators will evolve because those herbivores provide a nice source of food.

      Also, our closest relatives are Chimpanzees (and less so Gorillas) which are mostly herbivores, so we basically evolved the ability to eat decent amounts of meat. We've been eating meet for hundreds of thousands of years because in general it is a more efficient source of food (more energy per given amount). A quick look at history and civilizations will show many human groups which are herders or wandering hunters, the closest being some Native American groups. Of course, we are omnivores which allows us to adapt to a given situation and given our lack of specialization is probably better than being limited to either form of life.

    8. Re:Not that surprising. by figgypower · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You seem to be preaching vegetarian superiority without anything to back up your claim. Humans are omnivores, because we're smart (i.e. we learned quickly to evolve in such a manner or we die off). Being an omnivore gives us the best strategy for survival, period. Indeed eating plants can be more efficient for a human's diet and it certainly provides valueable nutrients not otherwise available. However, our brains evolved to its current state thanks to a compact source of lots of protiens and many calories -- meat.

      Refrences:

      Should American Eat Less Meat

      Humans Head Start [it's a PDF!] I'll even concede the meat might've more likely been fish met, but it was meat.

      Did African Hominids Eat Meat We're not really natural herbivores at all...

      I'm sure I can Google more out if necessary. We had a natural inclination towards meet as our food stuff became distributed over a wider area. We didn't have the ability to fight for the food stuff with larger animals, so we turned to meet.

      I also realize that there is one piece of conflicting evidence to all this. Richard Wrangham and a few of his colleagues have argued that cooked tubers were really responsible for the massive growth of our ancestors' brains. The problem? This massive brain growth was roughly 1.8 million years ago (which Wrangham agrees), but at best we were able to control fire about 300,000 years ago. Quite a disparity. Not to mention that there's no archaelogical proof of such a diet.

    9. Re:Not that surprising. by figgypower · · Score: 1

      Wow, how the hell did I misspell "meat" as "meet", twice?

    10. Re:Not that surprising. by bahwi · · Score: 1

      We can somewhat tolerate meat, that's why most(not all!) of it is cooked. Try eating raw beef for a week, bloody and all. If you live go to the emergency room. =)

    11. Re:Not that surprising. by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Hmm, funny, I don't take any B12 or D, or any supplements for that matter. Don't need any, everything is met with my vegetarian diet.

      Ah, you must mean the vegetarians who eat fast food, same reason many meat-eaters are taking B12 and D as well as other nutrients(calcium, etc..) after seeing their Doctors.

    12. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B12 is naturally found from bacterial sources (i.e., animal liver, etc.) -- the main problem in getting it is that we are too clean. (Interestingly enough, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom will have less likelihood of developing a B-12 deficiency...)

      WTF.. are you the goatse guy?!? Anyone who can go to the bathroom and touch his liver should either get an award and/or be locked away.

    13. Re:Not that surprising. by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Most people now actually contend it was the enviroment that caused humans to get bigger, which accounted for the increase in brain size, not the fact that the food was denser in calories. (Men, on average being bigger than women, have bigger brains than women, on average.) The competing theory to what you said above was also that much of the denser foods were fruits such as avocado and others with a higher amount of fat as well as meat(and quite often depending on the season).

      A good site is:
      http://www.ecologos.org/meat-eating.htm
      also:
      http://www.ecologos.org/fft.htm

    14. Re:Not that surprising. by figgypower · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but a vegan web site is not going to convince me. I realize its strong attempt at being "scientifically" credible, alas, I smell bias (and lots of word play). I know the meat-leading-to-large-brain is the generally accepted theory for the moment. Sure it may be debunked and when it is, I'll accept it. I'll certainly listen to those who contend it (and apparently there's many), but I'm not going to just throw away the current theory. This is especailly true with such little evidence (or any).

      Also a bigger brain does not necessarily lead to intelligence. Intelligence arises from the ability to form greater and denser neurological connections in the brain. That said I have an extremely hard time believing that the rapid brain alterations did not involve some massive injection of protien and related nutrients (vitamin B12, etc.).

      As for the competing theory (which could explain the protien intake and even some of the other nutrients, such as B12), it lacks any evidence... oops.

    15. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All men across the wide world ate only rabbits?

      Don't be silly. They ate anything they could get their hands on.

    16. Re:Not that surprising. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Cite? People eat raw meat all the time without getting sick.

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    17. Re:Not that surprising. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      But we are considered omnivores because our bodies can tolerate meat as well as plant matter.

      Most humans are very good at relying on fish as a protein source. If you're looking for a diet that is healthy, rather than trying to fit some ethical code, low-in-oil fish are an excellent choice. Oily fish like salmon work well too, but in modern times they tend to concentrate pesticides.

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    18. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've eaten raw beef on multiple occasions (usually at quite expensive restaurants) with precisely zero ill effects. Granted, I haven't tried doing it every day for a week, but then I wouldn't want to eat any single meal every day for a week,

    19. Re:Not that surprising. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not just get your B vitamins from eating yeast products like whole grain bread?

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    20. Re:Not that surprising. by danharan · · Score: 1
      Ah yes, you bring to mind the ancient cave paintings of carrots, apples and bottled water.
      Don't forget the tofu- they had to get their protein from somewhere!
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    21. Re:Not that surprising. by NeverEnoughMoney · · Score: 1

      Dr. Spock or Yoda? I though Yoda said "Try not. Do or do not, there is no try."

    22. Re:Not that surprising. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Humans, incidentally, have been natural herbivores for hundreds of thousands of years -- one can live longer and healthier as a vegetarian than as a carnivore strictly speaking. But we are considered omnivores because our bodies can tolerate meat as well as plant matter. It is not surprising to see a similar evolution taking place in other species as well; what is surprising is our relative level of resistance to this fact.


      There is a fair amount of evidence that we were once herbivores that were oppertunistic meat eaters. They got energy from plants but needed vitimins from meat. This seems to be true all the way back to great apes, who are also oppertunistic meat eaters. We were porblbly not strict herbivores at any time in the last few million years.

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    23. Re:Not that surprising. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      We can somewhat tolerate meat, that's why most(not all!) of it is cooked. Try eating raw beef for a week, bloody and all. If you live go to the emergency room. =)

      As long as the bacteria on the outside is gone it wouldn't hurt me. There is nothing especially dangerous about uncooked meat except for bacteria and parasites. We no longer have a defence against those things because we generally cook the outside of our meat and our meat tends not to have parasites. I eat blue steak all the time, thats just flamed to kill the bacteria ont he exerior, the inside is still raw.

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    24. Re:Not that surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The problem with eating raw beef nowadays has nothing to do with it's inherient undigestability -- it has to do with the horrible supply chain that gets it from the live animal to the shrink wrap in the grocery store. There are so many oppertunities for contamination, it's frightening.

      If you go out and kill a healthy animal, taking the meat right off of the bone (as primitive man would have done) isn't going to cause any issues with being sent to the emergency room.

      You can eat nearly raw meat at good restaurants, but the freshenss issue and the preservation issues cause it to be quite expensive.

  17. Surely it's obvious by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    A carnivore requires a much larger hunting area to sustain itself, compared to a herbivore. In a given area, there is only so much prey, and down the food chain biomass is lost. And that's not counting the energy cost of hunting. If you can get whatever you need from plants, then surely it makes good evolutionary sense to cut out the middleman.

    1. Re:Surely it's obvious by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Why not let the herbivores do most of the work? A carnivore does not have to hunt, it can scavenge the dead and dying. There are enough niches for many different types of animals.

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  18. Actually... by timothykaine · · Score: 1, Informative

    That would make it an omnivore, not an herbivore.

    An herbivore relies ONLY on vegitation for sustinance, as an omnivore has a mixed diet.

  19. or is it? by marat · · Score: 1

    My job superior can sleep 20 hours per day, while I can only sleep 6.

  20. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Under what circumstances would dinosaurs engage in cannibalism?"

    Depends on the species. Kinda like today. Some snakes eat their own. Some frogs will eat their own. Some snakes eat frogs, some frogs eat snakes. Some snakes eat different snakes... ETC.

  21. The switch to vegetarianism is surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially since it didn't happen as this dinosaur eats meat.

  22. Let's eat the vegetarians... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hate it when vegetarians try shove their religion down the throats of meat eaters. No wonder these dinosaurs were so confused... I got claws to rip flesh but my stomach wants cabbage instead.

  23. Why do herbivores turn into carnivores? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    That's the question we really should be answering...

    Any ideas?

    1. Re:Why do herbivores turn into carnivores? by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      That would happen if the herbivore population sky rocketed because there weren't enough carnivores to keep them in check, so some species would then be having a harder time getting food (because of all the competition), then would eventually change to hunting its former competition. Given enough time a species could do a cycle.

    2. Re:Why do herbivores turn into carnivores? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more time efficient by far to get calories from meat. Especially since if there were no predators, there would be no reason to adapt defenses to them (it would be wasteful to have them). Think it might make sense that something would evolve to eat those easy (defenseless - remember, there are no predators because it's supposedly better to eat plants) calories? That gets it started down that particular evolutionary path.

  24. A bit of a correction.. by breakbeatninja · · Score: 1

    But the recently discovered fossil, the most primitive therizinosauroid found so far, seems to have survived on a mixed diet of meat and vegtables...

    If they were originally eating a diet of meat and vegetation I believe the proper terminology is "omnivore".

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    1. Re:A bit of a correction.. by winwar · · Score: 1

      It's good that someone realizes that.

      This article seems to be a whole bunch of nothing. Probably butchered what the scientist(s) said. Or there was (more likely) nothing definite to say. Well, we think X ate meat because of all the sharp teeth but Y, a relative, seemed to have eaten some plants. Diet probably evolved.

      Reporter/submitter takes it to say they evolved to herbivores. More likely, they were never true carnivores to begin with. Hell, people would assume a bear is a carnivore and be very wrong...

  25. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    "...the Chinese relished the taste of human flesh."

    I think the actual wording was "the Chinese ate human flesh with relish". People don't taste too good, kind of like pork* left in the sun for a day or two, so anything that covers the flavour is an improvement...

    *Hence the New Guinea expression "long pig".

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  26. possible reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Article states mass grave of hundreds to thousands. This suggests a highly successful animal, which likely would have eaten itself out of prey. This would pressure to find other food.
    Additionally, few animals are truly carnivorous only. In guides for reptile care, I often come across the suggestion to "gut-load" prey animals like crickets before feeding. So carnivorous snakes and lizards are getting vegetable matter in their diet secondhand. I would think this suggests the potential for an omnivorous or vegetarian diet exists in the species.

  27. Re:works for me, but so does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have eaten meat (and fish) for 36 years now. I feel great, and look a lot younger than i am

    etc.

    Not dinging you on your choice to not eat meat, but I am quite fit, healthy and even happy. I eat critters.

    On a side note, my dog killed her first squirrel today. (kinda sad really) Then I let her eat it.

  28. Not really by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Informative
    In biology class, one of the things you learn is that plants have the most energy-to-size ratio (i forget the actual term). Then you have the primary group of animals (cows, rabbits, anything that eats plants), then the first tier of carnivores (animals that eat the plant eaters), then you have another tier that eats the first tier of carnivores (us, generally).

    That's not quite how it works. Plants have to photosynthesize enough to grow and maintain "operations," herbivores have to eat enough plants to grow and maintain "operations," etc. Eventually a top predator is ultimately eating a lot of plants more because there are a lot of middlemen.


    As you go up the food chain, you get less energy from the meat.

    There's generally more energy in meat, and it's denser so you spend a lot less time eating meat calories. Of course, finding and killing that meat is a different story. I expect the answer to our question is one of relative scarcity or competitive ability - perhaps a different predator took away the market?

    But it's not one of energy density, most definitely.

    1. Re:Not really by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      More like, there's a natural pyramid of energy in nature. Plants originate most all the energy available in an ecosystem, so they define the maximum amount out there. Consuming and converting plants to energy takes some effort, so its not 100 percent efficient. The same goes for animal meat, so each predatory level has less resources to prey on. It isn't that comsumption of meat is less efficient than plants, there's just less of it to go around as you go upwards.

      I do recall being told in my biology class that one of the consequences of this is that pesticides kill bald eagles. Like you said, a top predator ends up eating a lot of plant; I guess the pesticide isn't able to leave the body appropriate and winds up concentrating upwards, making it far more dangerous to eagles than field mice.

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    2. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As you go up the food chain, you get less energy from the meat.

      There's generally more energy in meat, and it's denser so you spend a lot less time eating meat calories.


      But the energy that goes into making that higher concentration in meat is considerably greater than the energy that went into it. (Subtract whatever the animal used for going about its business.)
    3. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      no, the eagles don't have SmartDNA that would allow them to mutate and adapt to the new chemicals and become a new species that can piss DDT. They are a failure for not being to evolve to the next level.

    4. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But the energy that goes into making that higher concentration in meat is considerably greater than the energy that went into it. (Subtract whatever the animal used for going about its business.)"

      That's irrelevant to the amount of energy that can be extracted from that meat (and hence how desireable the food is). It just means there's less total energy available in the form of that food source (ie the predator may have to find additional sources of food).

    5. Re:Not really by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence that DDT itself was responsible for the effects on birds (ie bald eagles). The buildup of levels of DDT in the food chain is not the cause of the problems with the birds. There is no "toxic level" of DDT which kills a bird or causes cancer.

      The connection is that DDT is so effective as a pesticide that it wipes out the insect larvae that are the food source for the fish, the fish are the food source for the eagles. Fewer insects, fewer and smaller fish... fewer fish, the Eagles have a smaller food supply and have to look to alternate types of food for survival. Their eggs are fewer and the shells are thinner, their offspring are more likely to be deformed.

      This misunderstanding of cause and effect and the resulting ban on DDT now plays a major role in the 2.7 million deaths per year from Malaria.

      Curiously, the one presidential candidate who favors undoing this mistake and lifting the ban on DDT is Ralph Nader:
      http://www.csrl.org/malaria/
      http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/bate20040603 0904.asp
      http://www.junkscience.com/ddtfaq.htm

      So consider transferring to a school where the science professors aren't teaching propoganda or teaching Rachel Carson's fictional writings as fact.

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  29. My cat eats grass. by libra-dragon · · Score: 1

    Does that mean she's from Utah?

    1. Re:My cat eats grass. by goodie3shoes · · Score: 1

      No, that just means she wants to barf on your rug.

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  30. Good grief by WormRunner · · Score: 1

    Many many "herbivores" eat meat and carnivores eat vegetables. Rabbits will eat meat. Squirrels will eat meat. Wolves will eat grass. There are carnivorous mice. Rats are omnivorous rodents. There are fruit eating cats and bats. There are many, many crossovers in mammals. Why not in dinosaurs?

    1. Re:Good grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wolves will eat grass."

      And anything that's in the stomach of their prey. My German Shepherd loves tripe.

    2. Re:Good grief by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Many many "herbivores" eat meat and carnivores eat vegetables."

      Then aren't they more properly termed omnivores? Calling them one or the other is incorrect, but common. I suspect we base dinosaur diet mainly off of their body type. Which doesn't work very well-as you have pointed out. Personally, I find it utterly unremarkable that these critters may have eaten veggies. The mass preservation (including some of their diet, apparently) is much more interesting.

    3. Re:Good grief by WormRunner · · Score: 1

      I think it is fair to talk about herbivores and carnivores, but as ends of a spectrum. We just need to remember that the divisions are a lot looser than we normally think. Even scientists get caught up in the divisions and forget that they are really convenient markers for our understanding, and not reality.

      I agree that the preservation is the interesting part.

  31. From the Prey's Point of View ... by rewinn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Plants often use predation by another species to facilitate their reproduction, e.g. bird excrement spreads seeds. So perhaps focussing on the dinos has it backwards ... the plants have a positive incentive to encourage the saurians to try a little salad with their mammalburger.

  32. Well now we know. by SidV · · Score: 1

    that a vegan diet was the end of the dinodaurs.

  33. How is any of this surprising by benzapp · · Score: 4, Informative

    No mammal or reptile is strictly a "vegetarian". None of these animals can convert cellulose into glucose, they ALL require bacteria to do this for them. It is obvious why some animals evolved to eat plants: there simply wasn't enough meat available for them to consume. Over time, their bodies evolved adaptions such as larger and multiple stomachs to regulate the gas biproducts of bacterial decomposition of cellulose. This is why humans have to cook their food, we simply cannot survive on a truly natural vegetarian diet. Our stomachs are too small.

    Without exception, all animals can eat meat. Even the cow retains the ability to produce bile acids to break down fat, the primary source of energy for most predator mammals.

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    1. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...if there wasn't enough meat available for them to consume, they would get weak, eventually die and become lunch for one of their cousins or any other carnivore. There would be the same sort of stress on the other carnies and it would have to be that way for thousands of years. and more likely it would be hunted to extinction.

    2. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      >This is why humans have to cook their food, we simply cannot survive on a truly natural vegetarian diet. Our stomachs are too small.

      Not true. There are raw foodists who eat nothing cooked. Nuts and seeds are calorie-rich (from fat mostly, and some protein) and it apparently takes less energy to digest uncooked food. This is due to some degree to the enzymes that plants contain which help them digest and which are destroyed when cooked. A big fatty cooked meal takes a significant amount of calories just to do the work of digesting.

      Our closest non-human relatives like chimpanzees also eat everything raw. Great apes don't cook, nor do any other animals.

      A large stomach is important for eating grass, but there are many more calorie-dense foods (nuts, grains, fruits) to eat for the non-grazers.

      Squirrels have tiny stomachs but they don't need to cook, either. That would be nuts!

    3. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it apparently takes less energy to digest uncooked food."

      No... that's part of the reason it's better to eat food uncooked, from the perspective of type two diabetes, anyway. Cooking breaks it down.

      Another reason is that cooking can produce carcinogens and free radicals and whatnot.

    4. Re:How is any of this surprising by bVork · · Score: 1

      So, er, what did the first animal eat?

    5. Re:How is any of this surprising by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Raw Foodies are strictly vegetarian without cooking. It's possible, but hard(and expensive!) but it can be done. Only meat has to be cooked, as well as some vegetables that we can't digest. Most vegetables do not need to be, and we, uh, "regulate" the gas biproduct our own way without a second stomach. =)

    6. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iteself.

    7. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >A big fatty cooked meal takes a significant amount of calories just to do the work of digesting.

      Perhaps, but I still net 3000 calories with every Big Mac, and that's better than eating 10 pounds of radishes any day.

    8. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans ate raw meat for several million years, and still can. As someone noted, control of fire didn't come around until relatively recently.

      In fact, I prefer mine mostly raw, merely singed a bit on the outside.

      Nobody is sure how cooking got started, but here are some notable benefits:
      kills parasites / bacteria
      is a step in the process of curing meat for long-term storage
      makes it tasty

      Surely ancient man didn't understand bacteria or parasites, but they probably figured it out by accident (and thanked their "gods" for their divine intervention of course. Coincidence that animal sacrifices often involve burning the sacrificial bits? Probably not.)

    9. Re:How is any of this surprising by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I meant to say cooking cheaply. The standard staples of man's diet, ie grains can't be consumed unless cooked. If you are physically active such that you need 3000 calories a day, vegetables will not provide you with any energy. You would have to eat dozens of kilos a day and it would be extremely uncomfortable. Vegetables have never served as a source of energy in the human diet, it has always been a source of vitamins and minerals.

      If you eat a raw diet, you can really only eat fruit, juice, nuts, eggs and meat.

      Considering the cost of fruit, the cost of raw nuts (most are heat treated to preserve freshness) and the cost of sashimi quality fish or other high end organic meat you trust... Its simply not practical.

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    10. Re:How is any of this surprising by benzapp · · Score: 1

      The evolution of life actually began with the primordial sea being filled with glucose. The first animals had all the energy they needed until their numbers exceeded energy. It was then they started to eat each other. Millions of years went by and the oceans were filled with lifeforms. Eventually plants evolved the ability to utilize solar energy and carbon dioxide in the atmosphere to produce ATP and NADPH, which mostly is then converted to glucose.

      A biproduct of this reaction is oxygen which filled the atmosphere. Prior to the evolution of plants, the Earth's atmosphere had virtually no oxygen.

      In time, animals from the sea moved onto the land to feed on plants, and new predators evolved to hunt them.

      That's the basic theory anyway.

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    11. Re:How is any of this surprising by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is why humans have to cook their food, we simply cannot survive on a truly natural vegetarian diet - then I don't exist? 10 years on uncooked vegetables (my university days trained me to eat only once a day also.)

    12. Re:How is any of this surprising by king-manic · · Score: 1

      "Only meat has to be cooked"

      Meat doens't have to be cooked, it's simply a cutural thing that we do. For incidences of uncooked foods see :Sushi, whale blubber, steak tar tar, blue steak, ect...

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    13. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then I don't exist?

      No, you're just not human. :-)

    14. Re:How is any of this surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you are physically active such that you need 3000 calories a day, vegetables will not provide you with any energy. If you eat a raw diet, you can really only eat fruit, juice, nuts, eggs and meat.


      Not true. First off, raw foodists are vegans, so meat is out -- and you wouldn't want to eat raw meat from the store without a bleach marinade anyway.

      They eat plenty of vegetables, and ALSO nuts, seeds, legumes, fruit, and soaked and sprouted grains.

      As for cost, the "true" cost of food -- as in, the resources it takes to grow something -- is much lower for plants. 80% of the food grown in the U.S. goes to feed livestock. Why is meat affordable? That's your tax dollars at work. You actually DO pay for it. Subsidies for animal feed and massive subsidies for meat are the only thing keeping meat from being many times as expensive.

      One acre of land can produce about 20,000 pounds of potatoes or 250 pounds of beef.

    15. Re:How is any of this surprising by benzapp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What percentage of your caloric intake came from those vegetables? Very few.

      Sit down and eat a pound of carrots, one of the few vegetables with a relatively high sugar content you CAN eat raw. You will not feel very good and you will have consumed hardly enough to live on.

      If you think about it carefully, you weren't eating a vegetarian diet like a cow. You likely used olive oil, and did consume a larger quantity of cooked grains(like bread) than you care to admit. Especially since you claim to eat once a day, I tend to thik that is the case. Even three avocados at that meal will hardly provide the minimum caloric intake an adult male requires to survive.

      By natural, I am referring to a diet that doesn't require technology, either the knowledge of fire, a cooking implement, or an olive press.

      Now, it is possible that you are a small person and physically inactive. If that is the case, you could conceiveably get by with 1200 calories a day. That is also unnatural as that level of inactivity is only possible due to technology making physical work largely unnecessary.

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    16. Re:How is any of this surprising by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Vegetables in the grocery store are technically the stems, roots, leaves, and flowers of plants. Fruits are not vegetables. Nuts are not vegetables. Legumes are inedible unless highly processed (soaked for for days) and their high fiber content is bad. No one will ever be able to get more than a few hundred calories a day from seeds. They are very difficult for your body to break down. Sprouted grains also have virtually no energy in them, and equally difficult to break down. People eat them because they cause rapid bowel movements as your intestines work overtime to expel damaging plant fiber (which causes microscopic tears in the intestinal wall, weakening intestinal muscles over time).

      Wheat grass is also popular, but only due to the high concentration of gluten which is decomposed into opioid peptides. Wheat grass really does make you high momentarily, thus its popularity.

      As for meat, to eat it raw there are many options available. Fish of course is what most people eat raw. If you live in a major city, finding sashimi quality fish isn't hard. There are organic farms where you can get high quality Wagyu beef which can really only be served raw.

      A man could never live on potatoes only, but a man could easily live on beef only. Humans are predators, as all intelligent mammals are. We cannot change who we are. Perhaps the problem is there are too many people on this planet to feed. The solution is not to serve a substandard diet but instead reduce the overall population.

      For most raw foodists I know, and based on my own experience, you cannot succeed on the diet without avocados and cold pressed olive oil. That is what makes all the difference.

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    17. Re:How is any of this surprising by gadbois · · Score: 1

      Cooking apparently goes way, way back. At least a quarter million years and maybe two million. See http://www.researchmatters.harvard.edu/story.php?a rticle_id=463.

  34. Butthead Dinosaur by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Interesting


    This was hard to track down. Listening to the original description on discovery.ca (TV) I couldn't help but think about Stampy from the Simpsons (1F15).

  35. it's not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i know a girl who swore off meat after i broke up with her...

  36. Dinosaurs need roughage, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously.

  37. simple laziness by neckjonez · · Score: 1

    those meaty meals sure are tasty, but those plants dont run nearly as fast.

  38. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it funny that the appendix is now not a functional part of the digestive tract... yet somehow some herbivore with a stick up his ass thinks he's better than his meat eating brothers.

    Maybe it's just me but living until I'm 100 popping pills doesn't sound like a great way to live. I'll eat my free radical ridden meat and enjoy it and damn well die off at an age I won't be an annoyance to the rest. This hippie bullshit about being healthy on a strictly vegetarian diet is funny - it's not that I'm unhappy that they feel good about themselves (all the power to them) but I would rather be left to make up my own mind about eating meat.

    Humans 'ARE' naturally designed to eat just about anything. But saying vegetarian is healthier is like saying it's great to barely run, be unable to lift you own bodyweight in the gym... basically that it's great to just breath - sorry but there's more to it than that.

    1. Re:funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll eat my free radical ridden meat and enjoy it and damn well die off at an age I won't be an annoyance to the rest."

      You can take antioxident pills to help compensate for those free radicals... and not much tastes better than a barbecued rare steak.

    2. Re:funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And doesn't it make sense that what tastes good is what our bodies want?

      I mean, it would be an evolutionary disaster for food that's good for us to taste awful.

  39. Hinduism by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

    Easy answer:

    They became Hindu and give overwhelming evidence of the Vedas existing.

  40. Seems logical, even for human! by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    The evidence: Ronald McDonald Turns Vegetarian, and it's not a scam!

    1. Re:Seems logical, even for human! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, an actor turns out to be a kook. I can't believe it!

  41. All the fitness that's new. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If more energy were available in its environment in plant form than in animal, especially in a sustainable diet, a more fit sauroid would eat plants rather than meat. Evolution doesn't develop towards any goal - it merely is the survival of species more fit to survive in their environment, who get to reproduce and perpetuate their genes. The environment changes, including the evolution and extinction of species depended upon by others, who must then fit a changed environment. Fitness is a game that never ends.

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  42. Odd by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Which is the ultimate joke seeing as how we were made in his image, yet considering all our views on the subject obviously not his sense of humour.

    Holy mental seg. fault batman.

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  43. Looks superior to me... by Urusai · · Score: 1

    Lions lounge around 20 hours a day, while the proletarian antelopes have to forage all day on little sleep, and then get eaten by the lion. That's why lions are king. There's a political commentary there, I think.

    1. Re:Looks superior to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my kitty lounges around for 20 hours a day then preys on meow mix, i guess he is a king as well

  44. They probably... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...also formed PETA...the Prehistorical-Society for the Ethical Treatment of Appetizers.

  45. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, Falcarius utahensis got a girlfriend.

    Tomato and spinach pizza, wtf.

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  46. I guess we geeks call that the "empty set." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    belongs to a dinosaur group called the therizinosauroids.

    There isn't? Well, I guess it's a moot point then.

  47. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A surprising discovery in Utah has paleontologists scratching their heads and asking: Why would a carnivore evolve a herbivorous diet?

    Perhaps they had to? Lacking a traditional food source, organisms will usually attempt to improvise. Given a choice between vegetables and dying, plants probably began looking appetizing.

  48. So where do you get your B12 from? by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now I am not an authority on this, but vitamin B12 is only found in amounts sufficient for our dietary needs in animal products like meat, fish, eggs, and dairy and is essential for proper nervous system function. If you're one of the "strict" vegetarians out there you must supplement your all vegetable diet with B12 or run the risk of developing nerve damage or neurological disease (among other complications). You cannot meet all of your dietary requirements from an all-vegetable diet unless you take supplements.

    While I would agree that a vegetarian diet is certainly healthier than what most people eat, the fact is a balanced diet from all the food groups including animal products is not only wise but absolutely necessary for a healthy human body. If my memory of biology class is correct just about every herbivore has to eat an enormous amount of plant material to sustain themselves, with specialized digestive sytems. Why do you think a cow has four stomachs?

    I watched my sister fade away on a stict vegan diet and even with supplements it wasn't enough. She re-introduced a weekly serving of meat and noticed a huge improvement in her mood and energy level. Her experience taught me that a balanced diet is more important than focusing on any one particular food group and my diet is the better for it.

    1. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by alexander+m · · Score: 2, Informative

      veganism is a LOT harder than straight vegetarianism -- access to dairy and eggs makes everything a lot more straightforward, and problems with energy levels are much less common (in fact if you suffer from that, you're clearly missing something). however, you can get veggie B12 from nutritional yeast (saccharomyces cerevisiae), which you can take as supplement, fortified cereals, and fortified (soy) milk.

      i've been vegetarian --no meat, no fish-- for 18 months now, and to bo honest it's very easy to get a good balanced diet. you just need to do a little bit of research first so you don't make the classic mistakes (eg: replace a lot of the meat with dairy/cheese as this inhibits vitamin uptake).

      still, no plans to go vegan -- the potential pitfalls, as it seems your sister found out, are much larger.

    2. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      B-12 is produced by bacteria, which is why it's so readily available in animal products. I can't verify this off-hand, but I was told by someone I trust that humans in the past often had colonies of these bacteria in their mouths, supplying the necessary nutrient. In this era of dental hygeine we no longer have that. Could explain those cultures who existed on a vegan diet (out of necessity) before supplements were developed.

      As an aside, I've been a strict vegan for over four years, and I've never felt better. I do get a good assortment of plant foods, occasionally supplement, and I definitely get lots of protein. I recognize that it's not the right diet/lifestyle for many people, but it works very well for my body.

    3. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to be Vegan and read quite a scary article how Veganism was bad and I was going to fade away. At the end of the article it stated the research was sponsored by milk companies. Mmm, wonder what they got out of it...

      I was fine for the couple of years I was vegan (then became straight forward vegetarian). You need to be a LOT more careful about eating a healthy diet but it really isn't such a big deal. I didn't take supplements and was able to go kick-boxing regularly and finish a degree. I believe I got some important vitamins from beer...

    4. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Informative

      10 years as a strict vegetarian with no supplements and mostly eating my vegetables raw (and university life taught me to eat only once a day to save time,) still alive and kicking, but I guess I shouldn't be alive or should be a nervous wreck by now? Hmmm.

    5. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, you get B12 from yeast. Isn't vegemite basically yeast?

      My preferred source of B12, however, would be a nice unfiltered, bottle-conditioned glass of beer. A good hefeweizen, for instance.

    6. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got your vegetairians and vegans mixed up. I can't say for vegans, but I've been doing fine as a strict vegetarian for ten years without taking pills (except the occasional "C" when I get a cold). Eggs are in my diet, I'm not so sure about the dairy argument but I'm lactose intolerant.

    7. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Yeast are animals too you heartless monster!!!

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    8. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, when we look at buddhist monks all over Asia, we see strong, healthy individuals that live well into their seventies and eighties, even without the advances of modern western science.

      Oh, and note that milk was never a part of their staple diet, until perhaps very, very recently.

      It is possible to survive healthily on no animal products whatsoever. It's a matter of the diversity of fruits and vegetables. Where might these people, whose tradition has survived for 2500 years, find their B12? Perhaps they have a fruit or vegetable or a part thereof that contains it, if even in very miniscule amounts. Or perhaps they have a supplementary complex that might be found in certain fruits and vegetables that might not have been identified yet, or whose supplementary uses are not yet understood.

      A balanced diet is necessary, but the real questions are, what might be included in the scale, what falls on either side of the scale, and who determines all of this.

      As for why a cow has four stomachs, that is because it needs the four stomachs to better digest plant material. The multiple stomachs is not a characteristic of their intake amount, but their constant need to graze is. Then again, if all you ate was grass, it'd take you a whole day to for you to fill up too, and by then, you'd have to start eating for the next day.

    9. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Now I am not an authority on this, but vitamin B12 is only found in amounts sufficient for our dietary needs in animal products like meat, fish, eggs, and dairy and is essential for proper nervous system function."

      Yes, and animals get their B12 from microbes! Animals *cannot* make B12! We all must get B12 from our diet, it just so happens that our society makes it easiest to get B12 from animal products.

      "If you're one of the "strict" vegetarians out there you must supplement your all vegetable diet with B12 or run the risk of developing nerve damage or neurological disease (among other complications). You cannot meet all of your dietary requirements from an all-vegetable diet unless you take supplements."

      If by 'take supplements' you mean consume special non-food items (e.g. pills), then you're wrong -- you can find B12 in many fortified food items (plant milks, breakfast cereals, etc.). And to those of you who call this 'special' food, what about all of the fortified foods that you meat-eaters consume? (iodized salt, vitamin-D fortified milk, etc.)

      To those who say that it's not possible to be vegan on 'natural' foods, please keep in mind that this is largely a result of our modern lifestyle and food-processing practices. Vegetarian animals (e.g. cows) get B12 from mucking around in the dirt, eating dirt that clings to grasses and other plants, etc. We sterilize our fermented food products, wash our vegetables, etc. for good reasons, but, as a consequence, lose direct access to these microbes.

      "While I would agree that a vegetarian diet is certainly healthier than what most people eat, the fact is a balanced diet from all the food groups including animal products is not only wise but absolutely necessary for a healthy human body. If my memory of biology class is correct just about every herbivore has to eat an enormous amount of plant material to sustain themselves, with specialized digestive sytems. Why do you think a cow has four stomachs?"

      For one thing, these animals can't cook -- there are lots of nutrients in plant foods that aren't bioavailable unless cooked (sometimes cooking still doesn't help -- e.g. oxalates). At any rate, I only have one stomach, and I'm doing just fine.

      "I watched my sister fade away on a stict vegan diet and even with supplements it wasn't enough. She re-introduced a weekly serving of meat and noticed a huge improvement in her mood and energy level. Her experience taught me that a balanced diet is more important than focusing on any one particular food group and my diet is the better for it."

      If it's the re-introduction of meat that did it, then I'm betting it was iron -- women have an increased need for iron, and the form of iron in most plant foods (Fe3+; iron(III)) is just *not* soluble enough in water (at physiological pH) to be absorbed by the body. Consumption of Vitamin C with non-heme containing iron foods is one way to solve this problem (VitC donates an electron to it, forming Fe2+, which is *much* more soluble in the body, and this is actually one of the reasons Vitamin C is considered an essential nutrient (various enzymes that need Fe2+ also need VitC to stick around to keep the iron reduced)).

      The society we live in doesn't support vegans (though it has been getting better), so I'm certainly not arguing that being vegan is easy, but these arguments that say that it's impossible or unnatural are ridiculous!

  49. What is /. turning into? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So mark me troll. So mark me flamebait. I still think this needs to be said.

    I don't know about you americans, but as a non-bible-belt non-american, I'm seriously sick and tired of all these references to religious fanatics refusing to accept common sense. I fail to see how this is "news for nerds", or even "stuff that matters" (unless you are one of them brainwashed fanatics, in case I suspect your sick fantasy sees it as some kind of confirmation of whatever you are brainwashed to believe).

    Why can't we just leave the portion of the american population that are fanatics alone, instead of mentioning them on slashdot EVERY BLOODY DAY and thereby give their miserable existance even the tiniest credibility? Just like UBL or GWB they simply can't be made to neither change their mind nor understand logic - at least not without deprogramming them as needs to be done for most previous sect members.

    Once that's done, can slahsdot editors either PLEASE stop pushing this crap down the throat on us non-brainwashed people, or clearly state "WE HAVE MOVED TO UTAH, AND WE WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU ALL INTO CHRISTIAN RIGHT-WING ZOMIES! BWAHAHAHAHA!". What's next? Jesus invented computers, and Jehova invented internet? That MS Word is the creation of GOD?

    Perhaps you could hire someone muslim fanatics from the arabic middle-east to provide some counter-weight to these religious right-wing christian fanatics? Add some jews too, and you have a recipie for the thirld world war, so if you do, please make that a separate domain, because such juvenile fanatic pie-throwing contests does NOT belong on slashdot - at least not with its current motto.

  50. One Reason: by reklusband · · Score: 1

    Madcowasaurus Rex. The modern version worked to make me switch.

  51. Most Herbivores are Omnivores. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever seen a cow go, "OH My God! There's a ladybug on that grass, I'm not eating it!" Herbivores that graze eat a lot of bugs.

    1. Re:Most Herbivores are Omnivores. by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever seen a cow go, "OH My God! There's a ladybug on that grass, I'm not eating it!"

      Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Many times. Except in their dialect it comes out as "Moooo Moo Mo Mooooo Moo Mooo MooMoo".

  52. Bullshit? by akincisor · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're saying you eat bullshit? Are you a lawyer? :)

    1. Re:Bullshit? by Aumaden · · Score: 1

      No, lawyers produce bullshit. It's the SCO investors who swallow it.

  53. Re:(OT) Request: Help From Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell does slashdot even have this article/section?

  54. Welcome by ganhawk · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our extinct vegan loving dinosaur overlords .... nah

    Dinosaurs confirmed it ...vegitarians are dying ...hmm no

    In pre-historic soviet, you feed plants to dinosaurs

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  55. Morals by autarkeia · · Score: 1

    Falcarius utahensis definitely evolved morals and realized that it is moral folly to eat other animals. Definitely.

    1. Re:Morals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I know you were being facetious, but of course, for a human, to eat other living things is moral, because to refrain from eating other living things means death.

      Lions and tigers and bears certainly don't worry themselves over "morals" before eating an antelope. They are what they are, and they eat what evolution made them to eat. Just. Like. Us.

    2. Re:Morals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "to eat other living things is moral, because to refrain from eating other living things means death."

      This is interesting since I do not see vegetarians and vegans dropping dead. The fact is that if you do some research, you can be just as healthy (if not healthier) than your meat eating friends on a vegetarian/vegan diet.

      Also, before talking about morality perhaps you should do a little research on the current methods of factory farming used in the United States. Then we can talk about the morality of eating meat.

  56. inciteful? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    Intentional pun or typo?

    1. Re:inciteful? by Derf+the · · Score: 1

      No, sign of intentional designer having fun with her pawns in a spare moment.

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  57. Filling evolutionary slot. by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

    The article seems to think that they saw a empty slot in ecology and filled it...

    "Perhaps certain dinosaurs were pushed along the evolutionary route to vegetarianism because they lived in an area where there was no other plant-eating competitor, he suggests."

    I think that if this where the case there was not just evolutionary pull but a push also. If they lived in area without plant eating competitor it makes me wonder what does a carnivore eat...

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  58. Why would a carnivore evolve a herbivorous diet? by zobier · · Score: 1

    I evolved a herbivorous diet from an omnivorous one. My wife says I'm missing out, but I'm happy being veg. and I have plenty of energy.

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  59. More information on similar dinosaurs... by JeffHunt · · Score: 1

    Three miles from the excavation site, the same paleontologists found the fossils of carnivorous dinosaurs. After the results came back from the lab, they were able to determine that these dinosaurs were much more satisfied, and didn't whine as much as their herbivorous kin.

    Also found among the fossils of the vegetarian dinosaurs were empty "Tofudactyl" wrappers.

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  60. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? - Here... by alchemistkevin · · Score: 1

    a slightly mis-informed post by the parent I've always known this, but below is a quote from http://www.veganpeace.com/veganism/eating_vegan.ht m B12 fortified soy or rice milk, B12 fortified breakfast cereals. say what?!

  61. Maybe... by rannala · · Score: 1

    ...they went to the same doctor than I do.

    He's old as dinosaurs and keeps telling me to prefer vegetables to meat.

  62. ummm, what's the difficulty? by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    They probably adapted for the same reason any organism adapts - it's environment changed, and with it the opportunities, and it was adaptable enough to change it's behavior. Too many predators, not enough prey = try eating plants Too many herbivores, not enough plants = try eating herbivores Whichever niche has the least competition!

  63. Re:So where do you get your B12 from? - Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word fortified means that B12 has been added to rice and soy milk. Which means you are artificially supplementing your diet.

  64. Re: Intelligent Design and Vegetarianism by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe the designer wasn't so intelligent after all, seeing as how he kept changing his mind.
    I think that it was probably due less to "intelligent design" flaws, and more to the dinosaurs saying, "You know, our prey are feeling beings, and therefore it is unethical to use them for food when other means are available for meeting our dietary requirements.".
    I know that that's why I became a vegetarian, and what's good enough for me was probably good enough for dinosaurs.
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  65. You had me scared! by Devil · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking that the US govt had revived an unpopular old program...

  66. A hypothesis by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    A driving force in plant diversification is said to be resistance of predators. Chemicals like the furanocoumarins (sp?) in wild parsnip developed because they were a natural pesticide. The mutant plant that can make them suddenly flourishes until another species develops a way to work around the defense. Slowly, more predators join in until things are back in balance. Then another mutant develops a new way of doing things and the process begins again.

    The logical implication of this is that any sudden massive change in the plant world is likely to lead to a situation where fewer herbavores have a food source. The result would be a sudden drop in herbavores and a tremendous opportunity for any animal which could consume the new plants.

    This could be totally off base. But since they mentioned the rise of flowering plants, this is what came to my mind.

    This would suppose a sudden drop in certain types of fossils in that area.

    Alternatly, I wonder if a dryer environment or temp change would force a change of diet if this creature had imperfectly developed maxillaries. Maxillaries are prerequisites for the developmnent of warm bloodedness since warm blooded animals breathe more. Without maxilaries,a rapidly breathing animal would dry out. Anyone who's actually an archeologist (I'm not) know these details?

    Is 'sudden emergence of flowering plants' the only change on record? Maybe with their long necks they were the only creatures who could eat fruit from trees... ... okay, I'm speculating and I'm tired and I'm going to stop now. Good night all.

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  67. STFU HIPPIE JACKASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  68. Do you hear a whooshing noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That whooshing noise that you hear is the sound of a joke going over your head.

  69. Just a fad? by cno3 · · Score: 1

    Actually, he was just hoping to impress this cute vegan hippie herbivore that hung out near the flowering plants.

  70. GOOD FOR YOU HIPPIE JACKASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Re:GOOD FOR YOU HIPPIE JACKASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical response from a meat eater...

  71. They were trying to keep regular by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

    Heck, even dinosaurs can get constipation from time to time? Did you see Jurassic Park?

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  72. It's a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vegitarisaurus

  73. panda? by kerp11 · · Score: 1

    didnt the pandas used to be meat eaters, but made a bad evolutionary step and now have to spend 80% of their waking time chewing bamboo.

    1. Re:panda? by PonyHome · · Score: 1

      Evolution doesn't make bad steps, at least none that last. If they are eating bamboo then there is either an excellent reason that improved their ability to survive or exploit a niche, or their impending extinction is inevitable.

      MOST herbivores have to spend 80% of their time eating. That's just the nature of being an herbivore. Nor would I say that they have evolved very far from their parent line (raccoons, not bears), since their digestive tract is not ideally suited for their diet.

  74. Don't think our stomach can take that much radish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps, but I still net 3000 calories with every Big Mac, and that's better than eating 10 pounds of radishes any day.

    You don't eat radishes to become satiated. Your meal should either be of grains, or beans, lentils, chickpeas, soy, etc. Stuff with proteins. Without proteins, your vegetarian diet will become a disaster, as you point out.

    I'm a 100% lacto-ovo vegetarian and have no problems whatsoever. I am more healthy and aware than ever. Don't even miss the Big Mac (Quite the opposite! ;*)

  75. It's about veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grandparent post was wrong. It is referring to veganism, ie: no animal products either. I am a lacto-ovo vegetarian, so have no problems. It is very common to mix these two forms of eating habits up, thus people believe in myths like you don't get enough nutrients from a vegetarian meal. Quite the opposite is true: People are dying earlier and having health problems from eating so much meat! WHO has been recommending to cut down on meat more and more the last decades.

    Most studies show that to eat less - and that vegetarian food is the best for our bodies. Meat is good in difficult areas, but only for staying alive. Like the Escimos who only eat whale-meat during the winter.

    By drinking milk, cheese and a bit of egg you get all the vitamins you need being a lacto-ovo vegetarian. You just need to make sure you get enough proteins, from beans, lentils, chickpeas, soya and so on.

    I do warm up the milk though, since cows-milk is not easily digestible. That helps the digestive system. It follows from the ancient Ayurvedic science from Asia.

    It also follows from that science that with a positive attitude towards life, you are more healthy. Mind is more powerful than flesh, all that Yoda-stuff (actually it's Yogi-stuff ;*). Cool factor: 10/10 :-)

    1. Re:It's about veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayurvedic is not ancient, not from asia and not science.

    2. Re:It's about veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do warm up the milk though, since cows-milk is not easily digestible.

      I mock you and your inefficient digestive system.

    3. Re:It's about veganism by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      India is sometimes considered Asia, no? Why not ancient? I'll agree with the "not science" part.

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    4. Re:It's about veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about being a bit late answering.

      Yes, India is part of asia.

      The whole thing however was concocted by a chap calling himself maharishi mahesh yogi in the eighties when that sort of guru thing was still popular. He made it up for his gullible western followers not for indians, which is why I won't call it Asian or Indian. He did of course use all sorts of elements some of which may have been ancient. But his whole system is nineteen eighties which isn't ancient. Oh, and he went to live in the Netherlands (Vlodrop) I'm not sure but I think for tax reasons. These day's it's deepak chopra who perpetrates most of the flim flammery.

  76. why complicate things... by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    ... when theres such a simple explanation.

    dinosaurs slowly became gourmets and started enjoying a little of that certain herbs with their brontasaurus cooked blue (very, very rare), slowly the dinasours included more and more of the herbs and grasses with their meats, adapting to eating their greens, until some widespread disease or other catastrophe killed off most of their walking food.

    those that had been eating the more fashionable foods had over the millenia evolved to be able to get by on greens, whilst those that had stuck with traditional food got hungry, weak and died.

    its all about trends... well, not really, but you know...

    dogs and cats seem to eat grasses as well (and dogs that arent homeless will eat anything, those that are tend to be more careful)

  77. Re:Carnivore and its opensource friend, Herbivore by kusanagi374 · · Score: 1

    Acually, back when Carnivore was released people didn't trust it and someone came up with a free implementation called Herbivore, that did what the FBI said the Carnivore should do.

    Yeah, when I saw the headline I thought it was some rant about both applications :P

  78. Damn smug vegetarians... by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sucks. My vegetarian friends will soon be telling me that the therizinosauroids would still be alive today if they hadn't started eating meat.

  79. 'Cuz the food don't fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What'd be easier for you to eat?

    A cat or a five-pound bunch of bananas?

  80. You say science, I say religion by imaji · · Score: 0

    Scientists ***believe*** the previously unknown species was in the process of converting to vegetarianism from a rather more bloodthirsty diet.

    Falcarius utahensis ***seems to represent*** an intermediate stage between a carnivorous and herbivorous form.

    The creature, which lived about 125 million years ago, provides a "missing link" in dinosaur evolution. (Wish, Hope, Pray, BELIEVE!)

    scientists cannot be entirely sure what it ate itself.

    The adult dinosaur walked on two legs, was about 4m long (13ft) and stood 1.4m tall (4.5ft). It also had a woolly feather-like plumage and sharp, curved 10cm-long (4-inch) claws. (Of course, these are blind guesses based upon no empirical fact)

    These formidable talons were probably a hang-over from the dinosaur's ferocious past, the researchers say, and may not have had a function in its more sedate new lifestyle. (i.e. we just try to avoid saying "I don't know")

    Falcarius shared an - as yet undiscovered - ancestor with the Velociraptor, which was ***almost certainly*** a fleet-footed, small-bodied predator, the researchers ***believe***.

    At some point, two major groups of dinosaurs split from their carnivorous cousins and shifted into plant-eating. But until now, the intermediate stages of this process remained a mystery. (Because it's a bunch of GUESSING and WISHING)

    "With Falcarius, we have actual fossil evidence of a major dietary shift, certainly the best example documented among dinosaurs," said Dr Sampson. "This little beast is the missing link between small-bodied predatory dinosaurs and the highly specialised and bizarre plant-eating therizinosaurs." (Stated as fact, verified by none)

    Although the team cannot know whether Falcarius was a committed vegetarian - it may have eaten a bit of meat, too - its emergence did coincide neatly with the evolution of flowering plants. (and if it didn't, we'd just move a few dates a few million years so that we have a "workable" theory)

    "Mass mortalities are known in a number of dinosaur groups," said Dr Sampson. "In this case, it is difficult to work out what happened. It could have been a spring which dried up, and the dinosaurs died of thirst. "Or organic poisons could have contaminated the water - it is hard to know for sure." (But we'll keep publishing guesswork that we *hope* sounds intelligent as long as the research grants keep a flowin')

    So, in summary...we don't *know* anything, but we guess a lot. Anything but believe the Bible. Our own fantasies are MUCH more plausible, to *us*.

    The "normal" slashdot crowd mocks and scorns "religion", but seriously...is this not a belief system? Sure it is. Just admit it. You'll believe anything if it was written by a rockhead with "PhD" in his sig...

  81. Regular bird? by lemaymd · · Score: 1

    Nobody seems to provide any actual details on this find, just artists' reconstructions based on something, but from what I've read so far this thing sounds similar to an ostrich with claws. From the Chicago Tribune article, http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi -0505050246may05,1,5853353.story?coll=chi-newsnati onworld-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true, "It had the built-for-speed legs of meat eaters, but it was developing the bigger belly of plant-eaters. It had lost the serrated teeth needed for tearing flesh; those were replaced with the smaller, duller vegetarian variety." Sounds like a toothed, clawed ostrich, not some strange "intermediate form."

    Isn't it funny how many "mass fossil graves" we found all over the earth, almost like there was a global flood...?

  82. How they knew by autophile · · Score: 1
    The dinosaur had a fossilized tail sticker on that said "Meat's no treat for those you eat!"

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  83. Exercide for ID theorists by geordieboy · · Score: 1

    Think about how this constitutes positive evidence for the theory of evolution. Consider how it says nothing whatsoever about the ID hypothesis, and what this implies about the nature of ID "science".

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  84. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by AndrossUT · · Score: 1

    Do I want to ask why you know what people tastes like?

  85. Silly rabbits... by laupsavid · · Score: 1

    For paleontologists to be surprised about such a thing seems quite stupid. There have been lots of examples of other animals evolving one way or the other depending on the conditions.

    A really easy example is mammal evolution. At the time of the dinosaur extinction, mammals mostly consisted of very generalized, small omnivores. From there, the easiest evolutionary advantage for them to develop was to get bigger and become more carnivores so they could eat the other mammals. Size is also often an advantage in competition for other things such as territory and sexual rights. So they got bigger and you'd many early large mammals are nightmarish-looking carnivores. The ancestor of the pig, and the ancester of the whales and hippos, both make excellent examples.

    After a point, larger stops being better because it takes so much hunting and good predator/prey ratios to maintain. From there, the easy evolutionary advantage turns to diversification of foodstuffs.

    Maintaining size still helps because it reduces the number of predators you can be subject to. It helps to be a herbivore if you want to maintain your size because most organic matter is plant life. Herbivores can become very specialized because plants develop defenses, particularly poisons. The herbivores have to develop immunities or develop instincts as to what minerals or other plants contain the right counter-agents to consume to offset the poisonous plants they eat.

    Once a herbivore species refines itself well enough, its population explodes and then provides a better source for the carnivores, who begin to spring back. And we all have heard about the "arms race" that predators and herbivores develop in a stable ecology.

    With species occupying the large niches, evolutionary advantage goes to specialization and now you get more diversity.

    Once something horrible happens to the environment, it's the small generalists that survive best, and we're back where we started.

    I'm certain this sort of cycle has repeated itself from the very early points of life, such as the beginnings of life, Burgess Shale, amphibian, and dinosaur periods. The cycles just get less extreme as the environment stabilizes. When there's a major change, it has to start over again.

  86. Fill in the blanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, the _______ ________ you!

  87. missing link ? by witte · · Score: 1

    So, if i get this right, the missing link here would be a vegetable made out of meat ?

  88. must be karma by dindi · · Score: 1

    after being carnivore for 18+ years i just started to be more self concious and realised that not eating other breathing-moving-living creatures is probably a better choice ... that might have happened back there ...

    I do not mean that that members of that early species society were reading articles about how being a veg is more environment friendly, but as we know(?) animals have a 6th sense ... they feel things with bad karma ... such as a gun, or place .... or just "feel" a bad person by instinct ...

    OK maybe not ..... but on the other hand why not ....

    maybe they just realised how easier it was to catch a plant rather than chasing the prey for hours ? :)

    my dogs are real killers... they catch birds, opossums, squirrels and lizards ........ but still, they discovered lemon-dulce (kinda of a cross betveen an orange and a lemon) and since then they are picking the oranges more than the squirrels from the tree ....

    I was a real carnivore (my favourite sandwich consisted 3 different meats and goose-lard with various cheeses).... and now i live on veg stuff probably for life .....
    i switched from one day to the other....

    disclaimer: this is not a "i turned veg yesterday so let's save the pigs" propaganda. i am in it for 15+ years now ..

  89. Rats, wrong carnivore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, damn.

    For a moment, I hoped this would be good news on some *sensible* scaling back of the privacy-violating Carnivore project (and I wondered what the *hell* changes would get classed as an 'herbivore' personality... )

  90. Known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and many of these are known to have been excellent at catching a meaty meal. "

    Yes all the first hand visual accounts of that time confirm this to be 100% true

  91. Is more sleep a bad thing? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    I dunno, taken from the perspective of a software developer who averages about 6 hours a night right now due to workload, I'm thinking that the whole 'sleep for 20 hours' sounds like a great idea.

    That obviously means the lions can get done what they need to get done in 4 hours, whereas the herbivores might take a better chunk of their 18.

    I'm thinking I know which one I'd rather be. Plus it isn't all that often that a lion gets an arse whuppin' from herbivores. The reverse is obviously not the case.

    And maybe someone can explain to me why this refered to carnivores and herbivores, since the former dinosaur had a mixed diet making it an omniovore?

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    1. Re:Is more sleep a bad thing? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      "Plus it isn't all that often that a lion gets an arse whuppin' from herbivores."

      That's actually what I was driving at: when you've got great big teeth and claws, folks think twice about waking you up. I should have made the humourous intent a bit more obvious ("Insightful"? That was unexpected...).

      Still, you're right: an antelope needs 18 hours to eat because grass has a very low energy density. Antelopes have a higher energy density than grass, so if you eat antelopes rather than grass you spend less time eating. I suspect lions sleep a lot because the television on the Serengeti plains isn't too good (although the pygmy channel has some good shorts).

      "And maybe someone can explain to me why this refered to carnivores and herbivores..."

      I'm guessing the aim was to equate diet and waking hours with "superiority" (a totally artificial concept which really can't be applied to ecology. Any species not extinct is superior by default). Its a statement I've often heard used by vegans. IMO, if we weren't meant to eat animals they wouldn't be made of meat.

      My sympathies on the workload, BTW. I've had a few 32 hour days myself, so I can really see where the lion is coming from...

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    2. Re:Is more sleep a bad thing? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Still, you're right: an antelope needs 18 hours to eat because grass has a very low energy density. Antelopes have a higher energy density than grass, so if you eat antelopes rather than grass you spend less time eating. I suspect lions sleep a lot because the television on the Serengeti plains isn't too good (although the pygmy channel has some good shorts).

      I wish I had some mod points to mod that up. That's hilarious! Nice!

      The point about concentration of food value up the food chain is also well taken.

      My take on omnivory: My ancestors worked for many millions of years (sorry Intelligent Design fans) to get to the top of the food chain. I'm not about to dishonour those sacrifices by turning back into a grass eater. That and the fact that if things get really bad, Vegans can eat grass. I can, OTOH, eat Vegans. And we've already acknowledged the benefits of concentration of food value up the food chain. And I'm sure a Vegan would classify as Atkins-diet material. As one of my friends once put it while dining with a Vegan, pointing over at her plate with a smile, "That's not food. That's what food eats."

      PS - For the humour-impaired, that has a big smiley before and after it. Vegans are okay folks and making your own choices is the great thing about Freedom.

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  92. You seem to be confused. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    You're confused about the terms. It's not that plants have more energy than meat, it's that you're getting the energy directly from them instead of eating an animal that spent its whole life eating plants and expended much of that energy walking around, eating, etc.

    Meat has a far higher energy to size ratio than plants. A large carnivore like a lion only has to eat every several days after a large kill. It only needs to eat about 11 lbs of meat a day. A similar sized grazer needs to eat many times that amount in grass every day.

    So you're not getting less energy from eating predators, it's that the total amount of energy consumed in the food chain up until you eat the predator (which includes everything the prey ate) is far greater than energy contained in the predator itself.

    1. Re:You seem to be confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >So you're not getting less energy from eating >predators, it's that the total amount of energy >consumed in the food chain up until you eat the >predator (which includes everything the prey ate) >is far greater than energy contained in the >predator itself.

      Right, but this doesn't address the vegan argument that somehow nobody on earth would starve to death if we didn't use animals for food.

      This is a totally specious argument! People aren't having nutritional problems because we can't produce enough food. Christ, the US government pays farmers not to produce crops. They're even talking about using corn for fuel now because that makes more sense than paying farmers not to produce it.

      If there are people going hungry in Africa, Asia etc, it's because they suffer from ignorance and tyranny. Billions in aid we send gets stolen by dictators.

    2. Re:You seem to be confused. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      Right, but this doesn't address the vegan argument that somehow nobody on earth would starve to death if we didn't use animals for food.

      This is a totally specious argument! People aren't having nutritional problems because we can't produce enough food. Christ, the US government pays farmers not to produce crops. They're even talking about using corn for fuel now because that makes more sense than paying farmers not to produce it.


      I agree.

  93. I have to disagree with that. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1, Troll

    I've known quite a few vegetarians and I can say they have 2 things in common:

    1. They looked horrible, like a heroin junky. They had sunken in eyes and were built like a bag of bones.

    2. They all thought they looked just *great* and healthier than everyone else.

  94. Why do vegetarians think that fish isn't meat? by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    I frequently hear vegetarians say how they don't eat meat, but they do eat fish.

    Fish *is* meat. You are eating the muscle of an animal. Just because it swims instead of walks doesn't mean it's not meat.

  95. This just in: by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    Advanced research has found that when you're hungry, you'll tend to eat *anything* that keeps you alive. Who woulda thunk it?

  96. Dinosaurs like people by tvaananen · · Score: 1

    Hmm, did I miss something. Why is it a big deal that some dinosaur ate both meat and veggies. Many animals do this today, including humans. Why would they turn to veggie-only diet then? Well, some people do too - vegetarians, heheh. But jokes aside. Maybe veggies were just easier to get than meat? Maybe many of them ate meat when it was available, though rarely, and they just got 'lucky' finding one with meat.

  97. Not only that by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    But as an established predator you can easily compete for potatoes and other plants. What herbivore is going to fight you over food when it can easily become the food by doing so?

    From an evolutionary standpoint this is a great strategy which is why it happened. It works well for bears too.

  98. well by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    if 180cm, 82kg is small and if running 45 minutes a day is inactive, then why, yes, I am an inactive small person :)

    1. Re:well by benzapp · · Score: 1

      I think more likely you are simply a liar.

      A 82kg man running for 45 minutes at a respectable pace would expend approximately 900-1000 calories. Thats about 40 pounds of cabbage, or 25 pounds of cauliflower, or 50 pounds of asparagus. Now, lets say you didn't heed my warning in another post that vegetables do not include fruit. So in fact, you weren't eating vegetables all this time but were in fact eating fruit. 1000 calories would be about 17 apples, 12 bananas, or 3 avocados.

      Now, this is all in addition to the 2000 calories a man of your size requires simply to maintain your body temperature. Can you see where this is going?

      The truth is you are speaking to someone who is 190cm and 90kg. To keep up the lifestyle and weight you describe I couldn't do it without consuming liters of olive oil every week, and eating 3-4 avocados a day. I'd dump raw sugar into orange juice, mix sugar with a half dozen egg yolks to make a curd... These are the tricks you pick up.

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    2. Re:well by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I think more likely you are simply a liar. - whatever makes you sleep better at night. It's internet after all you never know that it's a dog on the other side. Good luck to you too.

    3. Re:well by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      It helps here if you know what a truly vegetarian diet in the animal sense would mean.

      No processed foods -- including soy products -- only those you could find by foraging or picking yourself.

      You'll find that surviving on berries and bark and vegetables with no processed foods like soy enriched or veggie burgers will be very difficult.

      Its been tried -- the last study I saw required eating over twice your body weight in food per day.

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  99. :I have to disagree with that. by nostriluu · · Score: 1


    I've been vegetarian (not vegan) for three years, exercise moderately, and I still have a gut. ;( And all the vegetarian/vegans I know are healthy, and don't appear as you suggest. Its one of the reasons I "switched." Some are also overweight. I think there is something else distinguishing the people you know.

  100. herbivorous omnivorous here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I evolved a omnivorous diet from a
    herbivorous one because of vitamin
    deficiency.

  101. Another possibility by plaxion · · Score: 1

    It's more likely the species had split early on and that for some reason (e.g. scarcity of yummy leaves) one of the lines tried their hand at being carnivorous but it ended up not working out for them in the end (indigestion? bad karma?). Then, when they died out, the line that had remained strictly herbivore continued on for some generations afterwards. Thus giving the appearence of going from being a carnivore to a herbivore, when in fact it was the other way around.

  102. Hmm. Maybe it's a Zen thing... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...first we find dinosaur meat (well, marrow and stuff) and now vegetarian dinosaurs. Is there a connection? (-:

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  103. Well these scientists aren't very bright... by StormKrow · · Score: 1

    If the fossils were found with a mixtrue of meat and plant matter, that would make them an OMNIVORE...not a vegetarian.

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  104. Not sure by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Consequence of having a randomly-formed brain, y'see? (-:

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  105. Intellectual suicide by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Most other religions and most forms of Christianity (including mine, Catholicism) accept evolution as a simple scientific principle.
    The only real reason that a religion would do this is because it doesn't take God at his word. Sorting this out is fairly straightforward for non-Old-Testament-based faiths (Shinto, Atheism, Bhuddism, most Native American and Australian etc), not so easy for Christianity, Judaism or Islam. Getting it wrong requires a form of intellectual suicide.

    In the case of the RCC, God is actually a problem for the church in that he represents competition for Pope and Magisterium alike.

    Despite this, Joseph Ratzinger AKA Pope Benedict XVI has already clarified the RCC position on evolution, and not in a direction you'd like.

    By making a few clever guesses based on minimal knowledge of the ongoing power struggles within the RCC, I predicted Ratzinger's papacy at least three years ago. Those guesses include Ratzinger not taking God at his word, either, so his decision actually surprises me, and I look forward to the unfolding of the reasons behind it.

    Either way, evolution is not a simple scientific principle. It is an hypothesis which rides over the top of contradicting evidence with an awesome indifference.
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    1. Re:Intellectual suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... Ratzinger says that the church's teachings don't conflict with evolution. you lose.

    2. Re:Intellectual suicide by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      The only real reason that a religion would do this is because it doesn't take God at his word.

      It seems as though you are accepting the fundamentalist position of a strict, literalistic reading of a translation of scripture as being the only possible position. It is only in the last couple of centuries in the U.S. that this has been so, and it is due to a particular brand of Christianity that has grown up in the U.S. It is not that people have never taken Genesis as a strictly literal account, but the whole purpose behind Genesis was to show in a story the relationship between God and Mankind. It is how ancient people wrote and was not meant to be taken so literally.

      In the case of the RCC, God is actually a problem for the church in that he represents competition for Pope and Magisterium alike.

      What the hell are you talking about? You really don't know anything about Catholicism, do you? If God were a problem for the Church and it was simply some sort of base power struggle, I don't think the Church would even exist anymore.

      Despite this, Joseph Ratzinger AKA Pope Benedict XVI has already clarified the RCC position on evolution, and not in a direction you'd like.

      I think you are probably just reading what you want to hear into what he says. The Church's position on evolution has been quite clear. And about Ratzinger, remember that "Conservative" Catholic is not even close to the same thing as "Conservative" American. John Paul II was a conservative Catholic, but he would certainly not be considered a conservative in the American sense, except on the issue of abortion.

      By making a few clever guesses based on minimal knowledge of the ongoing power struggles within the RCC, I predicted Ratzinger's papacy at least three years ago.

      Next time you make "predictions" like this, it would be nice if you tell the rest of us.

      Either way, evolution is not a simple scientific principle. It is an hypothesis which rides over the top of contradicting evidence with an awesome indifference.

      What contradicting evidence? Again, you are usually talking about precise phenomenology, which as I mentioned in my previous post is akin to having to correct the precise understanding of gravity. The basic scientific principle is quite sound despite your blustering.

    3. Re:Intellectual suicide by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
      Wrong. Note specifically that this document was published by the Inquisition (no shit, it still exists, the formal name for it is still The Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith as it was when they were torching and torturing people wholesale):
      In the Catholic perspective, neo-Darwinians who adduce random genetic variation and natural selection as evidence that the process of evolution is absolutely unguided are straying beyond what can be demonstrated by science. Divine causality can be active in a process that is both contingent and guided. Any evolutionary mechanism that is contingent can only be contingent because God made it so. An unguided evolutionary process - one that falls outside the bounds of divine providence - simply cannot exist because 'the causality of God, Who is the first agent, extends to all being, not only as to constituent principles of species, but also as to the individualizing principles....It necessarily follows that all things, inasmuch as they participate in existence, must likewise be subject to divine providence' (Summa theologiae I, 22, 2).
      Most of the ID people seem happy with him as well.
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    4. Re:Intellectual suicide by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
      It seems as though you are accepting the fundamentalist position of a strict, literalistic reading of a translation of scripture as being the only possible position. It is only in the last couple of centuries in the U.S. that this has been so, and it is due to a particular brand of Christianity that has grown up in the U.S.
      OK, let's see if we can work this out together, shall we?

      The Pope was given his authority by whom? Well, according to the RCC, by Peter, a Disciple of Jesus Christ. So their authority derives from this bloke called Jesus, who said: "Haven't you read," he replied, "that at the beginning the Creator 'made them male and female,' and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'?" (Matthew 19.4-5).

      He also said, "Just as it was in the days of Noah, so also will it be in the days of the Son of Man. People were eating, drinking, marrying and being given in marriage up to the day Noah entered the ark. Then the flood came and destroyed them all." (Luke 17.26-27).

      OK, so Jesus himself accepted a literal reading of Genesis and quoted it with obvious approval. He also accepted a literal interpretation of Noah's flood.

      Worse, and pay careful attention to the exceptions here, "For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him." (Colossians 1:16).

      This establishes the literal reading as the default from about 2000 years ago, from the lips of the nominal founder (real Papal history is somewhat less streamlined than the RCC is prepared to acknowledge) and the texts available in between Genesis and Matthew continue to support the concept.
      You really don't know anything about Catholicism, do you?
      Really? What's a Black Mass and which branches of the Church commonly perform it? Who was "transformed" into Pope Z________? Who deserves "the leaden bullet"?
      Next time you make "predictions" like this, it would be nice if you tell the rest of us.
      I did. None of it seems to remain in available archives. I'm sure there'd be several copies on the WayBack Machine, but finding them might be an issue.
      What contradicting evidence?
      If you want impressively scientific terms, here is one of many. If you like simple, short and sweet, try animals like the platypus. No non-platypus ancestor candidates. At all.
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    5. Re:Intellectual suicide by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You know one hell of a lot of random, unimportant trivia. Are you the guy behind rotten.com?

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  106. Or... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...that some aquatic sorting occurred. The carnivores, being marginally denser, sank faster and/or further on average than the herbivores.

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  107. Here, try the hair of the cat... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...that is, pretty much the opposite of what you asked for. Before you write the guy off as an idiot, run the calculations. (-:

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  108. So WTF did it eat *before* flowering plants? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Somewhere along the chain there has to be a vegetarian. No serious food chain goes rocks -> critter -> large predator and of course a food chain consisting of only predators (Barsoom?) isn't going to lat too long.

    What did the vegetarians feed on before flowing plants, if not other plants? Connecting a switch away from carnivory with a rise in flowering plants is just insane.

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  109. Oh, you figured it out? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I'd always wondered what those round, brown things in the box were.

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  110. Proof of Devolution by celimage · · Score: 1

    There you have the scientific proof of devolution!

  111. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by jupitersangel · · Score: 1

    Actually, the pig comparison might not be accurate - according to the cannibalistic Andean soccer team: "the slight browning of the flesh gave it an immeasurably better flavor, softer than beef but with much the same taste."

  112. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Allow me to invite you for lunch and you can find out ;)

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  113. Re:Cannibalism and Vegetarianism by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    It might have something to do with the cooking method, or the fact that South American soccer players have a different diet to New Guinea highlanders. I'm surprised about the "softer than beef" part, I would have thought soccer players were all tough and stringy...

    That said, the highlanders have a longer tradition of cannibalism, so I'm prepared to take their word for it (a good rule: never argue with the angry looking guy holding the spear, he has ways of getting his point across).

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  114. We toys know... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...[cue head-spin] e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g-!

    So play nice. (-:

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