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  1. Re:yeah! on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    My cats breath smells like catfood.

  2. First Flanders Post on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    D'oh! You suck Flanders.

  3. B52s? on Planning For 80-Year Old B-52s · · Score: 0, Funny

    Love Shack

    If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
    15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
    I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
    Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
    I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
    To the Love Shack
    I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
    So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

    The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
    Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
    Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

    Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
    Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
    Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

    Glitter on the mattress
    Glitter on the highway
    Glitter on the front porch
    Glitter on the hallway

    The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
    Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
    Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
    Cause it's hot as an oven
    The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
    Movin' around and around and around!
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
    Folks linin' up outside just to get down
    Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
    Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

    Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
    I got me a car, it seats about 20
    So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

    Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
    Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
    Your what?.... Tin roof, rusted!

    Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
    Love baby, that's where it's at
    Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

  4. Re:First Post! on An Interview with JRR Tolkien and Other Tomfoolery · · Score: -1

    All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

    Although I've been quite desensitized by cable TV, the internet, and Al Gore, the moment I read that, I felt a chill. I then realized what website was open, and who had made the comment, and continued my late afternoon masturbation session.

  5. Re:FIST post on An Interview with JRR Tolkien and Other Tomfoolery · · Score: -1

    Excellent.

  6. A Fecal First Post on Uplink · · Score: -1

    Happy holidays from the good people over at Fecal Industries.

  7. Re:first post on Webcasting and the DMCA · · Score: -1

    Our country's most precious landmark has been destroyed and all you can talk about is a "first post"?

  8. Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! on Apple OS X, BSD and Jordan Hubbard · · Score: -1

    CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce

    I believe the sauce you refer to is called FIRE

  9. Re:Jamie Odyssey Detects Signs of Semen on Mars Odyssey Detects Signs of Water · · Score: -1
  10. First Fog Post on Covad Set To Emerge From Bankruptcy · · Score: -1

    Wooo, wet, foggy, and rainy in NY today.

  11. Re:Linux on Wriggling Heat Sinks · · Score: -1

    Linux sucks.

  12. Re:Sex Kitten! on Consequences of a Solution to NP Complete Problems? · · Score: -1

    That was kinda the point, douchebag.

  13. Re:Sex Kitten! on Consequences of a Solution to NP Complete Problems? · · Score: -1

    This or this?

    Oralse.cx is your Opie 'n' Anthony to my Howard Stern. Your Lenny Kravitz to my Jimi Hendrix. Your Oasis to my Beatles. Quit the kittie porn.

  14. Re:fp on Slashback: Banco, Warez, Fiction · · Score: -1

    Foolish AC, what a waste of an FP. I claim it as my own. If you have any problems with that, my vV4r3z 5t45h VviLL 0wN jo0!

  15. Re:frost pist on Single-Photon LED: Key To Uncrackable Encryption? · · Score: -1

    Beetleguise, Beetleguise, Beetleguise!

  16. Re:page widening post! on Solaris, AIX Login Hole · · Score: -1

    Cute.

  17. Re:Fuck Post on Nobel Prizes Awarded · · Score: -1

    What the fuck?
    This year, those nominated included the Chinese Falun Gong movement, the European Court of Human Rights, U.S. peace broker Richard Holbrooke, Cuban President Fidel Castro and the game of football.What?!

  18. Re:I Wish... on It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Quickies · · Score: -1

    The video for that song ruled. You rule.

  19. Re:Getting tired of MS on Microsoft Offers A Modified Settlement · · Score: -1

    Seriously.

  20. Re:hmmm. on For The Love Of Open Source · · Score: -1

    I like kikes on trikes. I like kikes not once, not twice, but thrice!

  21. Re:You... on Online e-Commerce Issues w/ PayPal? · · Score: -1

    My anus

    your mouth

  22. Me getting FPs has got to stop on Online e-Commerce Issues w/ PayPal? · · Score: -1

    It's just getting old now, not to mention boring.

  23. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED on NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL · · Score: -1

    That's totally your site, dude. I can't believe I gave you a hit either. That chick is bangable only if there were a plastic bag over her head, so she'd die for making anyone try to get 111 million hits just to fuck her nasty disfigured cunt.

  24. You you. on NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL · · Score: -1

    Well, that's just great.

  25. What you you do with 50 grand? on NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL · · Score: -1

    I'd eat it.