Slashdot Mirror


User: Fecal+Troll+Matter

Fecal+Troll+Matter's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,601
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,601

  1. Re:What Slashdot really stands for... on Cool Linux Tricks With Atlas · · Score: -1

    oooh I was so close to FP. If only I hadn't submitted a comment 3 seconds ago. If only Malda wasn't begging me to ram my member into his orifice. If only, if only... Sigh. Nice FP.

  2. Re:More Slashdot demagoguery? on Clever New Windows Worm · · Score: -1

    You just spelled 'their' wrong twice.

  3. Chromosomes. on 3rd Chromosome Deciphered · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    46 and 2 are just ahead of me...

  4. Windows? Security flaw? on WinXP Security Flaw · · Score: -1, Troll

    I find this hard to believe.

  5. Behold, FP on WinXP Security Flaw · · Score: -1

    This FP dedicated to those who have masturbated in the last hour.

  6. Re:PANDA on Web Security, Privacy and Commerce · · Score: -1

    Time for Timothy to stop reading shitty books.

  7. Re:Solitaire programmer 'killed' 36 people on All Work And No Play ... · · Score: -1

    Eh? He didn't molest/sodomize/rape any young boys, so I don't think he was worse than Dahmer...

  8. Re:Eerste zatje on First National 802.11b ISP · · Score: -1

    BabelFish Error 3014

    We're sorry we've encountered an error with your request.
    If you think this is a bug we should know about? Send us e-mail and let us know the following:

    * What browser you were using.
    * The operating system you are on.
    * The type of translation you were trying when this error occurred.

    Questions? Check out our FAQs.

    The error encountered is:

    We were unable to process you request within the available time. Sorry.

  9. Re:LOTR on IBM Builds A Limited Quantum Computer · · Score: -1

    Behind Enemy Lines fucking sucked. A bunch of ragtag soldiers can't kill one shitfaced American soldier? Stupid shit.

    PS- Helicopters don't beat tanks.

  10. Re:Never Rub... on Joss Whedon Is Creating a Sci-Fi Drama For Fox · · Score: -1

    Fox sucks.

  11. Perception of Linux among Fecal Trolls on Perception of Linux Among IT Undergrads · · Score: -1

    It sucks!

    Thanks Roto-Rooter Man, you really know how to brighten up the holidays.
    Did you create each of those jokes yourself? If so, I hear there's a spot open on Whose Line Is it, Anyway? .

  12. Re:Just in time for X-mas on Happy Birthday Perl! · · Score: -1

    X-mas

    X-Box

    Coincidence?

  13. Re:alf on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: -1

    I eat cats.

  14. 3rd on DigitalGlobe To Sell 61cm Resolution Satellite Photos · · Score: -1

    word.

  15. F Peeeeee on DigitalGlobe To Sell 61cm Resolution Satellite Photos · · Score: -1

    Fecal had a first first post, first first post first first first

  16. First Intoxicated post. on MacOSX Vs BeOS ShootOut · · Score: -1
  17. Re:Mispelt? on MS Oversight Committee Hopeful Stephen Satchell Answers · · Score: -1

    Misspelt. So an "s" was left out. Stop being a douchebag.

  18. Re:Trollin' for Marge Schott on Tolkien's sources: Icelandic Sagas and Beowulf · · Score: -1

    Hi.

    Suck this.

    Thanks.

  19. Re:I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT MY ANUS!! ! ! ! !!! on Tolkien's sources: Icelandic Sagas and Beowulf · · Score: -1

    I can't stop thinking about your anus either.
    ;)

  20. Re:frist ps0t on Sony vs Modchips · · Score: -1

    Someone probably pointed this out already but I don't care to search for it. That dickface spelled Apparently wrong.

  21. Re:could it be.. on Nanotech Goes To Capitol Hill · · Score: -1

    Yes, you have the first post. There are many like it, but this one is yours.

  22. Aurora Borealis? on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    Yes.

    May I see it?

    Oh, erm... No.

  23. Re:Mmmmmmmm...forbidden doughnut... on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    God is omnivorous!

    Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
    Rory: Yes.
    Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
    Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions.

  24. You gotta hand it to Krusty. on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
    Homer: Forty seconds? But I want it now!

  25. "Bewitched" does not promote satanism. on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
    [jumps down, does a somersault]
    Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?
    Homer: Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? Marge, do you have
    other men in this house? Radioactive men?
    Bart: I'm practising my Fallout Boy dialog. If I get this role, I can
    finally come to terms with this funny little muddle called Bart.