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  1. Re:So, you're littering in space? on Exit Interview: Scott Kelly (atlasobscura.com) · · Score: 1

    "[w]e help each other getting trash off"

    I figured someone would have figured out the innuendo by now, but I guess not.

    I'd state it, but modesty forbids me.

    Of course, you already had it figured.

  2. Re:That's the beautify of highly intelligent on Exit Interview: Scott Kelly (atlasobscura.com) · · Score: 1

    Ding ding ding.

  3. Re:So what? on SpaceX Rocket Engine Explodes During Test (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Sure, but this is a more pleasant article to be discussing than the usual dreck that goes on.

  4. Re:It's been a bad week for Tony Stark. on SpaceX Rocket Engine Explodes During Test (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Yep, you're the only one.

  5. Re:can't follow rules if you live in India on Indian Capital Declares Emergency as Toxic Smog Thickens By the Hour (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    From they way you write, I suspect it is you who is the quack

    If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...shoot it. You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late to dinner!

  6. Your uncritical acceptance of the (very old) lighthouse joke as a fact invalidates your post, and even your opinions on the matter.

    Came here to say something like this, but you beat me to it. Turns out I was typing on my other keyboard.

  7. Re:Did they find the pure-strain gold? on iFixit's iPhone X Teardown Reveals Two Battery Cells, 'Unprecedented' Logic Board (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    I suspect that the price tag will provide for artificial scarcity for a while.

    For the rest of us, they will act as a convenient douche alert.

  8. Re:Snot: â'ÂÃ on Some iPhone X Buyers Are Having Problems Activating Their Phones (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I just had to go to a personal iPhone from my company-supplied BB. I was *very* glad I still had my active BB because it took about 3 days to get the damn thing to connect, and another week to get it to download the stuff I needed for work. My remote work would have been crippled.

    I had to keep the 2 phones on me for a week which was a pain in the ass (left-hip pocket specifically). I told our tech that I was glad apple "just works" and he merely gave me a wry grin.

  9. Re:What about the $4.7B in fossil fuel subsidies? on Republican Tax Plan Kills Electric Vehicle Credit (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    As a conservative, I'm all for getting rid of them.

    But as a republican, you won't be, will you.

  10. Re:thousands of billions of tonnes on The Asteroid That Wiped Out Dinosaurs Plunged Earth Into Catastrophic Winter (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Not across the pond, mate.

  11. Re:Asteroid was not an accident! on The Asteroid That Wiped Out Dinosaurs Plunged Earth Into Catastrophic Winter (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Humans are a more attractive dining option . . . most are just soft, lean meat . . . no fur or pointy spines. Obviously, the ancient aliens killed off the dinosaurs to replace them with a Las Vegas style all you can eat human buffet.

    Delicious and nutritious. Tastes just like chicken.

  12. Re:Big deal! on India, China, and Japan Are All Planning Moon Missions (upi.com) · · Score: 1

    There you go. We'll still need coal-mining techniques for the moon. You know, to extract all the remains from the dinosaurs that got blown off the planet from the last comet.

    Plus, while everybody else is trying to shelter under their solar-panel farms because they forgot how to dig a hole, we'll be living in great underground caverns, housing all of our excess coal-miners from Earth.

  13. Re: Space is fake. Earth is flat. on India, China, and Japan Are All Planning Moon Missions (upi.com) · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Trolls are answering trolls now. We need to create a honeypot somewhere to distract them to.

  14. Re:India's mission on India, China, and Japan Are All Planning Moon Missions (upi.com) · · Score: 1

    Butt-a-boom!

  15. Re: But Hillary is all you got, pathetic on US Voting Server At Heart of Russian Hack Probe Mysteriously Wiped (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I think he just did a Crazy Ivan on you.

  16. Re:Like Hillary's server was? on US Voting Server At Heart of Russian Hack Probe Mysteriously Wiped (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Er, nvrmnd.

  17. Re:Like Hillary's server was? on US Voting Server At Heart of Russian Hack Probe Mysteriously Wiped (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    *Now* it's "petty partisan politics"!?

  18. Re:Nothing narrow about Trump's win in Georgia on US Voting Server At Heart of Russian Hack Probe Mysteriously Wiped (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    thanks for the input comrade! how is the weather in Vladivostok?

    Is good.

    - LarryStorch213

  19. Re:Comments on Google's Sentiment Analyzer Thinks Being Gay Is Bad (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, get the popcorn. "inclusive algorithms" indeed.

  20. Re:What is the "Red-hot co-working space business" on WeWork Employees Caught Spying on Competition (nypost.com) · · Score: 2

    Wow. You filled every square in my Buzzword Bingo sheet, except the center one ("AI").

  21. Re:still that guys fault? on Silicon Valley 'Divided Society and Made Everyone Raging Mad', Argues Newsweek (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry, forgot. Alt-right, ctrl-left. Got it.

    "fascits cockholster"--ha, you kill me. I love my new nickname. Twitler is a good one too, I'll have to remember that. Just curious: were you making up funny names for obama too? Or were you annoyed by people who did?

  22. Re:Not the Eith... on Google Worked With Intel on a custom AI Chip For Its Pixel Phones (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Yah, I noticed The inconsistency. That, my friend, was the frosting on the quake.

  23. this headline powered by intel(r) pentium(tm)

    I rate this comment 4.9999018484672282 stars.

  24. Re:Artificial Stupidity on Google Worked With Intel on a custom AI Chip For Its Pixel Phones (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    We may not yet have solved the AI problem but AS seems to be a solved problem

    Well, we're halfway there now! In another twenty years, we'll be halfway there again! It'll be like deja vu all over again.

  25. ...I am, if he can't tow the line.