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Celebrating Spam's Ten-Year Anniversary

khalua writes "Netcraft has a story that 10 years ago today, the first widely recognized spam was sent by... oh the irony...a law firm. Hate to see what a beast it grows into when it's 20." Reader prostoalex writes "Ever wonder why spam is so prevalent and who buys all those revolutionary products sold at unbelievable prices? Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail. The average buy was $155, which exceeds the average of $114 that opt-in e-mail generated. It's worth noting that US e-commerce sales in general generated $50 billion total last year, however, the data was presented by a different researcher."

275 comments

  1. "First"? by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Come on... that Canter & Siegel green-card-lottery spam-scam wasn't the first spam by a long-shot... maybe the first spam to get written up the print media. Usenet was already littered with off-topic commercial posts and crossposted garbage by then, and unsolicited e-mailings (on a much smaller scale than today) were hardly unheard-of.

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    1. Re:"First"? by Rupert · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was pretty heavily into Usenet in 1995. C&S caused a huge increase in the number of posts in the groups I subscribed to. Mostly, those were people complaining about C&S, but it was a pretty significant event, even for netizens.

      C&S huge innovation was that it *wasn't* cross-posted. They left a bot running all weekend to post identical messages to every newsgroup. That's why it was such a bitch to cancel them all.

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    2. Re:"First"? by no+longer+myself · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Heck, I remember when it hit FIDO net during my old BBS days over 10 years ago. I distictly remember objecting to it back then, and was flamed for trying to limit "freedom of speech".

    3. Re:"First"? by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I never got unsolicited emails back then even (for quite a while) after Canter and Siegel. The commercial cross posts that you refer to were usually just to the few usenet groups that were somewhat relevant to the product or service. Canter and Siegel hit every single newsgroup!

    4. Re:"First"? by Cowboy+Bebop · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have a much earlier spam. And I bet people here could reply with even earlier ones.

    5. Re:"First"? by bugnuts · · Score: 5, Funny

      It by no means was the first. Plenty of spams went out, but were on a small scale (like no more than 20 newsgroups).

      Nor was it the first extreme newsgroup spamming. It missed that by a few weeks.

      The very first, excruciatingly-painful, extreme Usenet spamming was the "The End of the World is Coming!" by some Jesus-freak. Someone generated cancels for it, and then sent out a message "The End of the World has been Cancelled."

      C&S, however, were the first couple of dedicated spammers that proclaimed "we will spam, and be happy to sue anyone that disagrees!"

    6. Re:"First"? by color+of+static · · Score: 1

      No, they weren't the first, but they really did push the bar up. Before that no other commercial post went out on that many newgroups and mailling list at the same time.

      Of course that was also near the end of being able to retaliate by sending people copies of your generic OS kernel in the mail.

      I miss the fronteir days before Al Gore paved a Interstate through the town called Internet :-).

    7. Re:"First"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of early bot-driven spam events... do you know where I can find the MORTIMER STORY?

    8. Re:"First"? by foistboinder · · Score: 1
      The very first, excruciatingly-painful, extreme Usenet spamming was the "The End of the World is Coming!" by some Jesus-freak. Someone generated cancels for it, and then sent out a message "The End of the World has been Cancelled."

      Clarence Thomas IV, IIRC. It was right after yet another California earthquake.

    9. Re:"First"? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Informative

      It seems so long ago... I remember very well back in the late 80s and early 90s when spam was virtually unheard of. There was very strong community pressure against any commercial/promotional use of the Internet. What's remarkable is that this was so effective for so long.

    10. Re:"First"? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was very active in usenet when this shit hit. I was running a smail uucp node using Matt Dillons uucp software and was subscribing to 40 or 50 newsgroups on a Amiga 500. I remember seeing that shit in all the newsgroups that I had. Hell, back then I would get unsolicited email all the damn time, but the difference being it was always from somebody and usually worth my time to reply to.

      Them was the good old days. Usenet was useful and email was the best communication tool there was. Even if you where piping it out over a 2400 bps modem in a forward and store method.

      God damn Fuckers...I hope they die a horrable death and burn in hell forever.

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    11. Re:"First"? by AppyPappy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are CORRECT, sir.

      Usenet was a haven for "GET RICH QUICK!!" and "ADD YOUR NAME" scams. Everyone was getting rich in those days. Some usenet groups were nothing but get rich schemes. I was always amazed that people would offer their address so willingly. But then, their cousin always knew someone who got rich doing it.

      When the email spam started, people went haywire. But I don't think anyone ever imagined it would explode like today.

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    12. Re:"First"? by Joao · · Score: 1

      Yes, they were not the first. But they were the first to do it in such a huge scale. The others were copied to a handfull of groups, and then the provider would pull the plug on the spammers' accounts, and that was the end of it. But the C&S spam was copied to every single newsgroup several times per day, and kept on going for quite a while. Their provider couldn't pull the plug, since the "law firm" treatened to sue them if they did. I'm using the term "law firm" very losely, since they had both been dis-BARed well before they started spamming.

    13. Re:"First"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the GNAA. Please, GNAA, STFU.

    14. Re:"First"? by bugnuts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's it... I couldn't remember the name. This is the first non-crossposted mass-spamming I remember.

      The funniest MST3K fan-parody I ever saw was of that post. Here's the MST3k parody which also includes the end of the world article, too.

    15. Re:"First"? by decepty · · Score: 1

      That was great... Stallman's initial responce and follow up are quite humorous given the current climate of the 'net.

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    16. Re:"First"? by foistboinder · · Score: 1
      This is the first non-crossposted mass-spamming I remember.

      Not only non-crossposted, but apparently manually posted to each newsgroup.

    17. Re:"First"? by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Come on... that Canter & Siegel green-card-lottery spam-scam wasn't the first spam by a long-shot... maybe the first spam to get written up the print media.


      If one defines "spam" as "excessive unwanted messages" then I'd have to go with Jesus throwing the money changers out of the temple as the earliest recorded anti-spam effort in a print medium.
      People broadcasting obnoxious messages predates "the print media" - hell it pre-dates printing.

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    18. Re:"First"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If one defines "spam" as "excessive unwanted messages"

      In common usage, it assumes that one is talking about digital messaging.

    19. Re:"First"? by chickenwing · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The idea of free speech is that people who you do not agree with have the right to express their views.

      It is interesting that we have come to a time where corporations (legally equivilant to humans, but with out any of the responsibilities) have more free speech rights than people (remember, money is legally equivalent to speech, but without any of the responsibilies).

      So, non-taxpaying legal person entities have the right to use their free speech to help elect our leaders.

      Translation...

      Corporations are allowed to use money to install a figurehead to help further disempower and enslave regular people.

      Remember the great promise of the internet is that any regular person can put their silly ideas up for other regular people to read (like i'm doing now). Just wait until the free-marketers allow one company to own every switch between you and anyone else, then we will see.

      I guess this seems a little off topic, but I guess what really bothers me is when corporate entities cry that their free speech is being impeded upon, especially when they use that power to silence real flesh and blood human-beings.

    20. Re:"First"? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Of course that was also near the end of being able to retaliate by sending people copies of your generic OS kernel in the mail.

      Heh. I used to mail spammers copies of my Quattro Pro Q.VRM file (which contained all the executable code that wouldn't fit in conventional DOS memory). OK, so it was only a MB or two, but it was the biggest single file I had handy.

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    21. Re:"First"? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Usenet was a haven for "GET RICH QUICK!!" and "ADD YOUR NAME" scams. Everyone was getting rich in those days. Some usenet groups were nothing but get rich schemes. I was always amazed that people would offer their address so willingly. But then, their cousin always knew someone who got rich doing it.

      Please add me to your cousins list!
      imadumass@ingrate.net

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    22. Re:"First"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      alt.make.money.fast Mini FAQ: "Stefan Chakerian (schake@tesuque.cs.sandia.gov) created alt.make.money.fast in mid 1994 to make fun of people who post the MAKE.MONEY.FAST(MMF) chain letter and its variants."

      The first internet-age spam that I can remember (I only go back to about 1990 anyway) is MAKE.MONEY.FAST. C&S isn't even close to the first spam.

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  2. That's Who by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll tell you who buys this stuff:

    I had an aquaintence who surfing the web while we were in the library one time and freaked out all of a sudden. She went up to ask the librarian if she wouldn't be able to get her "prize" she just "won" because she was in a library and the "web people" wouldn't know where to find her...

    That is who buys this stuff.

    1. Re:That's Who by Em+Emalb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sounds like this was an opportunity for you to explain to her it was a scam and perhaps educate one more person....ah hell, who am I kidding?

      Stupid twit prolly wonders how all those people "found her". Prolly likes to speak with telemarketers too.

      Gah.

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    2. Re:That's Who by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      seriously, just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually bought something because of a spam ad or know somebody that did?

      but here's the real question: why??

    3. Re:That's Who by Scaba · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mmmmm, if only my female acquaintances were so gullible......wait, I don't have any female acquaintances. I've wasted my life with this damn computer!!!

    4. Re:That's Who by void+warranty() · · Score: 5, Funny

      And because you didn't kill her, the rest of us continue to get spam. Thanks a lot!

    5. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you tell her she can only get pregnant if she comes?

    6. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, and my penis is now much larger than yours. Which makes me feel far superior than you and not a fool at all for purchasing from a spam message.

    7. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      True story:

      Remember those annoying 'punch the monkey and win $20' ads?

      I had an account exec, mid 30's college educated woman pulling down something in the $30-35k salary range call me (tech, natch) into her office *** specificaly to ask me where her $20 was ***.

      Perhaps she's the mom of the dumb bitch you mention?

    8. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, only if she swallows.

    9. Re:That's Who by PYves · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously the people who buy stuff from unsollicited emails are the same people who answer DMA's surveys.

      I'm not a stats major but I -was- a marketing major (I have since killed myself) and I very much doubt that DMA has a field of 1000 unbiased consumers in their survey, and a sample of 1000 to project 11 billion dollars of purchases? colour me sceptical.

      I mean, "The Online Newspaper of Record for Online Marketers" sounds almost exactly like "spamdot: News for spammers" to me.

      the survey is sketchy
      the projections are sketchy
      the source is sketchy.

      my life remains unaltered.

    10. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, dude...if she was pulling you into her office, she wasn't really asking about her money. She wanted some dick, but you were too lame to know it.

    11. Re:That's Who by JahToasted · · Score: 2, Funny
      yep. I had some coworkers run up to me and ask me to come to their computer quick because they were giving away free vacations. They were only giving away a limited number and it was steadily counting down the number of free vacations left.

      Even after I told them it was just a scam they didn't quite believe me. I showed the javascript in the source where it was obviously just a simple countdown timer. Still didn't really believe me.

      A friend of mine told me his father was about to go to amsterdam to meet with some guy concerning some money trapped in Nigeria. Fortunately he talked to his lawyer and the lawyer and my friend eventually talked some sense into him. I dunno if he lost any money or not, as my friend was pretty embarassed about it and didn't really want to talk about it much.

    12. Re:That's Who by martin-k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I receive several hundred spam messages _per day_ (thank you, Mr Bayes, to make that bearable), and have never been offered anything I would want to buy. I don't know, maybe spam would be less sucky if they ever offered anything worthwhile...

      -Martin

    13. Re:That's Who by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If they offered anything worthwile, they would be offering it in a shop or by some other legitimate means. If they offered anything anyone would actually want to buy (based on it's real merits, not the description spammers give), they wouldn't need to resort to spam.

      After all, a legitimate insurance salesman won't break down your door and start telling you how everything is so fragile nowadays and how you really need an insurance to protect those fragile kneecaps of yours.

      And yes, comparing spam and other kind of organized crime is appropriate. Spammers lead large organizations to circumvent various laws and live under a (very thin) veil of legitimacy. They make their money by selling dubious products; since some of these products are medicanes, I find it highly likely that at least some people have already died because of them (and AFAIK people have disappeared trying to get back money lost to Nigerian scams). Spammers also attack viciously against anyone who trys to stop them (remember the recent stories of DDOS attacs against anti-spam websites ?).

      The only difference between the spammers and the Mafia is that no one attachs any amount of glamour to spammers.

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    14. Re:That's Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Is free bestiality not good enough for you?

    15. Re:That's Who by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      But couldn't you get some gullible acquaintances? Say like telling them how big you are and how long it stays up. Also you could mention the money and decree you have!

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  3. Why can't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Netcraft confirm that spam is dying?

    1. Re:Why can't... by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      because just like BSD... it ain't

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  4. $11.7 billion... by Walkiry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ever heard the phrase "follow the money"? Yes? Well, that's what they should be doing with Spam.

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    1. Re:$11.7 billion... by void+warranty() · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean, like, follow the spam? I don't see the point, my problem is that spam follows me.

      Is this some Soviet Russia thing?

    2. Re:$11.7 billion... by KaLogain · · Score: 1

      I think what he means is follow where this money they are talking about comes from, see if it is some scam.

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    3. Re:$11.7 billion... by dragongrrl · · Score: 1


      Ever heard the phrase "follow the money"? Yes? Well, that's what they should be doing with Spam.


      Reportedly, Bill Gates has proposed a means to do just that during a speech at the recent World Economic Forum.

      Quoting, The Register: Gates' three ideas are a challenge response system - which sends an email back to the sender requesting human authentication; a model that requires the spammer's machine to perform a computation that would slow down bulk email dispatches (Penny Black), and charging the sender of email a micropayment. You can guess which one Bill himself favors:

      "In the long run, the monetary [method] will be dominant," he predicted.


      When it costs more to send spam than the senders can anticipate making off of naive Net n00bs, then spam will be defeated.

    4. Re:$11.7 billion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, MS will still be able to afford to send bulk spam.

    5. Re:$11.7 billion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it'll still cost the spam sender nothing; they have armies of zombie boxes (courtesy of MyDoom and friends) to offload the cost onto random DSL users.

  5. Yeaaaaa spam! by NeoTheOne · · Score: 0, Troll

    We must thank our overlords for blessing us with ten years of free sex, bigger penises, and making money at home! I mean where would we be without them? I for one continue to welcome our spam overlords' 2300 messages a day!

    1. Re:Yeaaaaa spam! by buddydawgofdavis · · Score: 1

      I don't believe the parent is a troll, just an attempt at spam humour (overlord reference). It should rate as "Score:0,funny."
      A minor point, but important for a fair moderation system.

      The topic of spam inspires humour i.e.: Monty Python.It's a tradition here :)

  6. kinda scary... by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that people actually buy the stuff in spam... What kind of idiot would--HEY! look! Cheap Viagra! woohoo!!! what luck!

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    1. Re:kinda scary... by MCZapf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lots of people, sadly. Pretend you are not so web-savvy. Now pretend you need viagra. You've been thinking about buying some, but are too ashamed to do so. Then a nice offer arrives in your email - with a "discounted" price! You can order it from the privacy of your own home. This might be enough to get you to buy.

    2. Re:kinda scary... by dev11 · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, but if they can't even use proper grammar, or spell it properly (yeah I know "v1agra" or whatever are usually intentional mispellings to try to bypass simple spam filters), why would someone possibly trust them to sell something that is most likely fake, and probably illegal as well? A second grader writes better than most spam emails I get. Maybe that's the point. The written "quality" of the spam is probably indicative of the intelligence level of the average person responding to it. Want to sell to idiots? Write like one.

    3. Re:kinda scary... by MCZapf · · Score: 1

      Beats me. Maybe, after getting spam messages day after day, these people say, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." It's just one click of the mouse to get to the spammer's website. And the websites don't look nearly as shady as the emails do.

    4. Re:kinda scary... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Funny Story...

      One of my wife's friends (IQ=Bag of hammers) decided to buy birth control from some online pharmacy she saw in a piece of spam...

      Needless to say, she's due in August. (Yes, this is the same pharmacy that got in trouble for selling birth control pills with no birth control in them...)

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    5. Re:kinda scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some unsolicited email is good. I'm getting a bunch of money for helping these Nigerian fellows out, for example...

    6. Re:kinda scary... by wfbush · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Paul Graham has the answer to this, in one of his articles about Bayesian filtering:

      That's the whole problem: spammers waste the time of a million people just to reach the 15 stupidest or most perverted.


      The people who are responding to spam are stupider than the ones that go for the "It's, like 3 bucks on a hundred! And they're open late!" check-cashing services.

      Yah, I'm an insesitve clod.
    7. Re:kinda scary... by FrenchyinCT · · Score: 1
      Last week our general manager called me into his office to look at a piece of spam he'd gotten. It was full of a lot of "Praise Jesus!" and "Hallelujah!"-type exclamations, and it informed him that he had been Specially Chosen to help out with this Special Deal because he had a reputation as a Good Christian. It was the Nigerian 411 scam, Jeebus-style.

      Anyway, the GM is a Conservative Jew.

  7. 10 years... by maztuhblastah · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of making my mortage three to four inches larger while working at home for a Nigerian with financial problems who gets paid to take surverys online for a company that would like to pre-apporve me for a no-hassle Platinum card that I can use to pay for tuition at "a major university."






    Ok, I'm done now...

    1. Re:10 years... by mikesmind · · Score: 1

      ..."who gets paid to take surveys onling for a" multi-level network marketing "company that"...

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    2. Re:10 years... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      "a major university."

      I think you mean "prestigious non-accredited University".

      the Cable Descrambler was another one from the `good ol' days` of spam.

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    3. Re:10 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you forgot "accomplishing all this while stoned on Vicodin"...

  8. *sigh*.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As long as Spam continues to be profitable (and apparently increasingly so), I fear we may never really see the end of it. Even if SMTP protocols are revised, even if Internet postage is applied to emails, as long as you're doing better revenues over your expenses, which in most cases you are, then there is no hope.

    Tho I may sound resigned and defeated to e-mail's evenutal fate, there are alternates. Instant messaging is easier controlled (I never get any Spam, but then I don't allow people on my buddy list to IM me). IRC and other online chats are tough to pollute as well.

    In short my prediction is in 10 years I will have completely ditched my email address and I will be giving friends my ICQ UIN/AOL Handle/Yahoo Handle in lieu of it.

    Ok I'm through ranting, time for everyone else to.

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    1. Re:*sigh*.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      I really should use that preview button... "I only allow people on my buddy list to IM Me..."

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    2. Re:*sigh*.... by extremesanity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to choose every single person that has contact with you you can do that just as easily with email. Its called a whitelist, and whomever is not on it does not get through. Its been around forever.

    3. Re:*sigh*.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Well yes and no....one key problem, not everything uses IM yet, for example if I send a customer support inquiry to amazon.com, I'd have to do it via email, and get a response via email. Amazon doesn't (yet anyways) have a IM ID where they could automate such responses, as do many other stores. Hence a whitelist is tricky on those grounds and email must still be used, however again in 10 years this all might change...

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    4. Re:*sigh*.... by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think it's as gloomy as all that. The techniques you apply to IM (keeping your "true name" secret except to people you trust) apply equally well to email.

      The difference between email and IM is one of modes of communication, and they're both valuable modes. IM has immediacy; email has time-shifting. One does not entirely substitute for the other.

      You're right that the spammers will not stop. They will shift to wherever the money is. If they find that they can no longer send email for free, then they will shift to IM, until that route is protected, too.

      They're already starting to explore other domains. Spam comments have started showing up in people's web logs, and I'm sure there's a lot of it in Slashdot, too. We don't see much of it because it's mostly moderated down or rejected by the lameness filters, but when attention is turned to it, the war will escalate on that front.

      The simplest solution, in all cases, is to accept only messages (whether IMs, slash postings, or emails) from known people. But email has a strong tradition of anonymity, and a valuable one. ACs in Slashdot can be anonymous informants inside a company. Or, far more likely, they're assholes. It's hard to tell without reading.

      A friend of mine strongly believes that if it's worth saying, it's worth sticking your name on, and your neck out. She's never lived in China, or Afghanistan, so I can't say if she's right in the general case. But most of the time, she's right, and people afraid to communicate publicly are far more likely to be assholes than hidden geniuses.

      Spammers can establish a short-term identity, but such identities can be, uh, identified. When receiving a message from, say, yahoo.com, ask the server how long this person has had the account, and whether its past behavior is spam-like. Does it receive emails? Does it reply to them?

      Obviously it's not fully worked out, and even more importantly, it will take a long time for such things to filter through the entire Internet.

      But I predict that in ten years, we'll have eliminated most forms of anonymity in email, and spam will be rejected at the server rather than filtered out. (I also predict that a lot of the burden of mass mail will be moved to RSS rather than email, but that's another story.)

      Anonymity, sadly, will fall by the wayside. It'll still be there, but the anonymous informants will be ignored. It sucks to be inside the sort of tyrrany that make anonymity necessary, and I hate to pay the price of keeping them down, but I hope mechanisms will evolve (say, a chain of authentication) that will allow a form of anonymity without the downsides.

      Meantime, get yourself a bunch of accounts, and give different accounts to different people, based on relationship and level of trust. In the future, your identity (and identities) will be one of the most valuable things you own.

    5. Re:*sigh*.... by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

      Even if SMTP protocols are revised, even if Internet postage is applied to emails, as long as you're doing better revenues over your expenses, which in most cases you are, then there is no hope.

      The point of those measures is to decrease the profitability of spam by either increasing the costs (making people pay to send email) or decreasing the revenue (altering SMTP protocol to stop spam getting through) eventually it will not be worth the spammers time and money to send the spam.

      If that doesn't work then this might be a solution, putting a copyrighted haiku in every email so it will get past spam filters and suing any spammers that use it, I'm thinking of forcing everyone to attach an RIAA copyrighted song to all emails and report anyone sending spam to the RIAA. Spammers wouldn't risk pissing off those crazy bastards and as a plus point I get lots of free music

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    6. Re:*sigh*.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      to further that thought (before I sound like a total moron), sure I could whitelist emails from *.amazon.com, *.walmart.com, *.dell.com etc...but that just gets to be too many sources after awhile, plus spammers are good at forging. And occasionally something unsolicited comes through from a friend with a new email address that's actually welcome...

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    7. Re:*sigh*.... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      It already costs postage, printing, distribution, and lackie charges for them to put garbage in my mailbox, but that has yet to slow them down, I still get plenty of real junk mail. So do you really think charging postage would stop it? (Slow it down for a short while maybe). And besides, do you really want to pay postage on your email? Your use of the RIAA is an interesting point indeed though!! Although the same thing kind of applies, how do I get unsolicited email that I actually want?

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    8. Re:*sigh*.... by dickiedoodles · · Score: 1

      It already costs postage, printing, distribution, and lackie charges for them to put garbage in my mailbox, but that has yet to slow them down, I still get plenty of real junk mail. So do you really think charging postage would stop it? (Slow it down for a short while maybe). And besides, do you really want to pay postage on your email?

      I don't have much experience with junk real mail but I've heard that they are much more likely to take you off their lists if you ask because it's not in their best interests to send mail to someone who isn't interested.

      OTOH if spammers spam someone who isn't interested it doesn't matter, it cost them nothing and there's plenty more fish in the sea, put a charge on each spam sent and suddenly they have to start being a bit smarter they can't send breast implant spam to men anymore or blast you with the same viagra advert 15 times because it'll cut into their profits to much.

      That said I'm not to hot on the pay for e-mail system either but it's one option currently on the table and if it could be made that only spammers pay then it'd be great.

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  9. 11 Billion? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Show me 11 billion from spam and I'll show you a guy with a 4 foot long penis.

    1. Re:11 Billion? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

      You rang?

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    2. Re:11 Billion? by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      Show me 11 billion from spam and I'll show you a guy with a 4 foot long penis.

      Well, don't you think I should cut off the extra foot and a half before you start showing me off?

    3. Re:11 Billion? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Thing is, this is just from the "non-fraudulent" sales. The DMA doesn't really go for the penis enlargers. They're the "legitimate" spam: people actually trying to sell real products.

      They're the ones who supported snail-mail addresses in email and genuine (rather than fake) unsubscribe addresses (though they don't want to make it easy for you to filter it out based on them).

      They're really the guys who send you junk snail mail. They have stuff to sell, and they hate the fraudsters because that makes it hard to sell actual stuff. In other words, they wrote the CAN-SPAM act so that they can, profitably, spam, away from all the losers taking up their marketing space.

      Now, the $11 billion figure is almost certainly spin. I'm sure it's the most aggressive figure they can put on it, and the true figure is probably half that amount, or less.

      But the number doesn't include the penis enlargement pills or the herbal viagra.

    4. Re:11 Billion? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      That just makes you a 5 and a half foot tall dick....but we already knew that......

  10. Seems to me... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that if that many people are buying items pitched to them in unsolicited e-mails, then it's not really 'unwanted' is it? If no one was buying this junk then I would understand the call to ban it outright but as it stands, we just need to figure out how to keep it away from the people who don't want these e-mails. A free market and free speech go hand in hand and soliciting through e-mail is one example of that. I'm not prepared to take food out of someone's mouth without a good reason. Here's an article where Gates advocates paying for each e-mail. Seems like a good solution to me.

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    1. Re:Seems to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who gets the money?

    2. Re:Seems to me... by slim+hades · · Score: 0

      I agree.. although I love getting my communications for free, and will always maintain a way to do that, i.e irc... a 1/5 a cent per email is not a big deal in my book, but millions(cost per email) would be a nice dent to spammers...

      I have a suggestion for the idea though... how about making it free to send email to known contacts, or people you have allowed to send you email?

      Just a thought.

  11. I'm old... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know you're no longer a snotty nosed geek when you can remember Canter & Siegel. Back in the days when you said "the internet" most people thought "Usenet", not "the Web." I think I still have an old O'Reiley book Using the Internet or some such thing were mention of the "World Wide Web" was relegated to an Appendix.

    1. Re:I'm old... by TastyWords · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm old enough to have coined the phrase "the world's biggest secret club" many years ago. There are exceptions, but [for the most part] about the only way you knew about the Internet was if you were on it (and if you weren't on it, you likely didn't know about it).

      What really helped get the ball rolling was Kroll's book in the fall of '92 (Sep/Oct) Around Jan/Feb '93, it hit the computer best-selling lists (yes, there are separate lists for those things) and the major publishing houses scrambled to catch up, despite being forewarned (before Kroll's book was published[1]) about the topic.

      You're also old if you've seen an X-Files episode with the Lone Gunmen and they show the timeline to be 1990 and have a browser/GUI on a PC (and you spot this yourself). Consider that was the WWW in its infancy...

      p.s. ([1]those parties also turned down "DOS for Dummies").

    2. Re:I'm old... by dev11 · · Score: 1

      I first got "net access" in 1989 when I got a university account as a undergrad CS student. I don't think I even really knew about the Internet until 1990 or so. Of course back then, not many people had PC's (at least not many students), so the only real access to computers was in the campus computer labs on terminals connected to a VAX. Email was used for class assignments, though, but I didn't know I could email somebody across the world. I "discovered" the Internet quite by accident, playing around with the rn program and started reading USENET. But the Internet back then was still pretty cool, I thought. I was possible to actually connect to computers all over the world. Archie was kind of like a search engine, and ftp was used to grab stuff pretty much. Newsgroups were actually relevant with a much higher S/N ratio. I think I first heard about "hypertext" in 1991 or so, and WWW around 1992. I took a computer networks class around then, and http was just another protocol mentioned, like ftp, wais, or gopher, nothing really special about it at the time. I have a copy of UNIX System Administration Handbook, second edition published in 1995, and the world wide web is barely a footnote towards the end of the chapter on the Internet. No mention of spam either on the chapter on electronic email. Yeah, just another geek approaching middle age now, I guess.

    3. Re:I'm old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't even that long ago. Even in the early 90s, when I was aching for internet access (having been using modems and BBSs for quite a while), it was because of the usenet and ftp (because much of the stuff downloaded from BBSs referenced ftp sites!), not because of some silly graphical document-linking system.

      Still, today I'll admit that the web is convenient the way it is used now. Ok, in some ways that it is used now...

    4. Re:I'm old... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough to have coined the phrase "the world's biggest secret club" many years ago.

      Most excellent.

      Speaking of phrases, you're a (internet) codger if you remember what "Now it's August all year round"
      ment.

      AOL hitting Usenet... even worse than C&S spam incident.

      Ah, those were the days.

    5. Re:I'm old... by damiangerous · · Score: 1
      Speaking of phrases, you're a (internet) codger if you remember what "Now it's August all year round" ment. AOL hitting Usenet... even worse than C&S spam incident.

      I've never heard that phrase in my life. I was around for what the start of what I believe you're referring to though back in '93, and it's commonly called "the September that never ended."

    6. Re:I'm old... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      "the September that never ended."

      THAT'S IT... (you know you're getting old when you start forgetting crap)

  12. Slashdot once again behind the times. by mrshowtime · · Score: 5, Informative

    The first spam was sent May 3, 1978 -- 25 years ago . (It was written May 1 but sent on May 3.) The end of the month marks the 11th anniversary of when the first time a USENET posting got named a spam. Once again, Slashdot editors need to start checking the validity of their article before posting.

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    1. Re:Slashdot once again behind the times. by BReflection · · Score: 1

      Can you provide a cite for this spam you are talking about?

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    2. Re:Slashdot once again behind the times. by RaymondInFinland · · Score: 2, Informative

      Look here for the exact message and the reaction of the community to the first SPAM message being send by email.

    3. Re:Slashdot once again behind the times. by chamilto0516 · · Score: 1

      I think the first spam was sent by Ray Tomlinson in 1971 saying, "Tired of paying the high cost of postage just to send short messages to friends..."

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    4. Re:Slashdot once again behind the times. by notthepainter · · Score: 1

      One cite that I'm slightly proud of claims that I, personally, was the first to use the word "spam" with regards to junk posting. This was November 23, 1987. Brad Templeton disagrees with my very minor claim to very minor fame.

      See http://groups.google.com/groups?q=ken+weaverling+s pam+usenet+first&hl=en&selm=9v6d5h%245pg%241%40new s.dtcc.edu&rnum=1

  13. The 23rd SPAM by funny-jack · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The 23rd Spam" by Sam the Psalmist,Toronto, Ontario
    (real name withheld by request)

    The 23rd Spam

    The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
    He leadeth me beside the still waters,
    He restoreth my credit and consolidateth my debts,
    For as little as $1,750,
    If I act now.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for thou art with me,
    Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
    And can now be 50 Percent Larger in Three Weeks.
    Guaranteed.

    Thou preparest a table before me
    In the presence of mine enemies,
    Thou annointest my head with oil,
    My cup runneth over.
    But as an added bonus,
    I will receive $1,000.00 cash,
    If I complete thy online registration form today.

    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me,
    All the days of my life,
    And I will dwell forever,
    In the House of the Lord,
    Which I shall refinanceth,
    To take advantage,
    Of the lowest mortgage rates in years.

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  14. Celebration? by lake2112 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no way that we should ever "celebrate" spam ... Maybe we can celebrate the eradication of spam, but never the anniversary.

    1. Re:Celebration? by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      A better word would be "commemorate".

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    2. Re:Celebration? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      An even better word would be "mourn".

  15. here's a good mail filter by juggaleaux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On my Yahoo! mail account I set up a filter that sends anything with "unsubscribe" to the trash automatically. My spam went WAY down. :)

    1. Re:here's a good mail filter by cabingirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must not belong to very many mailing lists.

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    2. Re:here's a good mail filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, Thank you, good sir.

    3. Re:here's a good mail filter by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The spam I get, if it has a remove link at all, says something like "no more plz". So your filter wouldn't work on this.

    4. Re:here's a good mail filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was going to email you and discuss this unsubscribe feature, but then I realized that you probably wouldn't get the email...

    5. Re:here's a good mail filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You put the rule for 'unsubscribe' last on your list, after the ones that filter your mailing-lists based on subject into their appropriate folders.

      In reality, this is a *very* good idea. You know what mailing lists you are on, you have rules that put them where they belong.. Can you name any other email you want to keep that should have the term 'unsubscribe' in it ?

    6. Re:here's a good mail filter by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Thank you good sir, that is a excellent ideal. I'll work it in to my procmail filter PDQ. One old trick that I discovered a few years ago is to key on the {To|CC|BCC}: headers in spam. If my address didn't appear in on of those 3 fields then it was send from a list, and into the bit bucket.

      If my name was in one of those fields then is was more likely to be sent from someone who knew me. It works rather well. I have a white list at the top of address that get dumped right into my mailbox. I also have some rules in there that filter out shit that uses the correct address.

      This "unsubscribe" ideal should fit right in there.

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    7. Re:here's a good mail filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customer: We want our system to be able to handle the provisioning of our (whatever) service and allow users to subscribe and unsubscribe via SMS.

      I'll admit that I don't like customer e-mails, but I'd still rather not filter them.

  16. BBS spam was the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was some mass message board postings to the effect that my IP address was being broadcast to world despite the fact we were all on direct dialup and trumpet Winsock had not yet been developed.

  17. $155?? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 4, Funny
    The average buy was $155

    Crikey, thats a lot of penis enlargement pills.

    I feel quite inadequate now.

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    1. Re:$155?? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      The average buy was $155
      Crikey, thats a lot of penis enlargement pills.
      I feel quite inadequate now.

      Yeah, but your bank account thanks you. :-)

    2. Re:$155?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sell drugs.

      We routinely see people order $400+ of viagra at a time. (Usually that's about 20 100mg pills).

    3. Re:$155?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel quite inadequate now.

      Don't you mean adequate? I mean when everyone else around you needs them, and you don't (read: didn't say you needed them).

      Shit, well at least I know I don't need them.

      -- paper

    4. Re:$155?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel quite inadequate now.

      They have a pill for that.....

  18. Yeah, right by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail.
    If SPAM costs 11 billion a year to the economy, this means that SPAM has not been positive at all for the economy, hence this makes for a good case for the death penalty for spammers.
    1. Re:Yeah, right by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, it cannot be viewed as a cost. It's $11.7 billion in more sales, and those sales employed people. The money didn't just evaporate, it changed hands, and that's good for an economy.

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    2. Re:Yeah, right by imkonen · · Score: 1
      Well, I'd admit the OP is assuming too much counting all of that $11.7 billion as a loss, but you are assuming too much saying it's good for the economy. The main point being who's to say that $11.7 billion couldn't have been spent better elsewhere? Those people who spent that money weren't going to bury it in the backyard like a dog bone...they probably would have spent it one something else that would be good for the economy. In fact that $11.7 billion is BAD for the economy if it's being spent on fraudulent or overpriced goods. It's taking business away from legitimate marketers who try to maintain customer loyalty by producing a good product and not overcharging for it.

      Telemarketeers and spammers are the same breed: overcharge, knock an arbitrary amount off the price such that the sale price is still to high, and then try to trick people into thinking they're getting some kind of "SPECIAL OFFER JUST FOR YOU!!!"

      Am I being unfair characterizing all spam advertised goods and services as fraudulent or overpriced? Sure...but I have no doubt it's true on average.

    3. Re:Yeah, right by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      "In fact that $11.7 billion is BAD for the economy if it's being spent on fraudulent or overpriced goods."

      Yeah, the world would be a better place if all these morons had purchased $150 Nike running shoes (worth about $20 a pair (guess) plus massive advertising costs) instead of crap off the Internet.

      Wait... actually no things would be about the same as they are today.

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    4. Re:Yeah, right by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      All I said was that it wasn't a cost. Anything else is speculation.

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  19. Help for an embarassing problem. by LukePieStalker · · Score: 1

    By now, small naughty bits and "performance problems" should be a thing of the past.

  20. Mail Enhancement Drugs by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Other ways of viewing this auspicious occasion:

    Mourning Spam's Ten Year Anniversary

    Ten Years of Spam Adversity

    Ten Years of the most villainous scum (outside of Mos Eisley) crawling out of the woodwork

    Ten Years of some putz trying to get $25,000,000 out of a bank account somewhere in the world

    Ten Years of geeks valiantly slugging it out on the front lines of the conflict while Washington dithers

    Ten Years abusing free speech in another vein

    Ten Years watching a valuable resource be clogged by the low rung of the evolutionary ladder

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  21. makes me wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    this quote

    "Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail."

    makes me wonder how many billions were spent on wasted hours deleting the garbage, & how many billions have been wasted on network arcitechture to carry the load.

    1. Re:makes me wonder by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that the DMA estimating $11.7 billion is like Al Ralsky or any other spam king bragging about how successful he is. I wouldn't trust what the DMA said were hard facts. Their estimates aren't worth spit.

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  22. fidonet by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    what about Fidonet, or whatever that mail system was that linked BBS's back in the day? I bet spam was sent through that, if nothing more that innapropriate advertisements for other BBS's. disclaimer: i never used fidonet, so this is all just speculation.

    1. Re:fidonet by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      I ran a couple of Fidonet nodes over the years (even in that period when the Fidonet-to-Internet interface was new and cool) and I don't recall seeing any. It would have been fairly easy to identify the source of the spam, I think. I also think any spam mailing campaigns would have been noticed quickly (near the source) because any truly large volume of mail would have slowed things down in a huge and annoying way. (Remember that many of those hubs operated on long-distance dial-up connections, so people tended to monitor how much traffic they were relaying.) Compared to today's connectivity, the system back then was very small and limited.

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  23. Re:Data Dammit by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    No, I think Data was just one android (though, with androids you never know for sure) :-)

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  24. It's True! Spam works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    While irritating as hell to many, the sad truth is that spam works. And I know this from first-hand experience (Don't you love AC's!?).

    You know all those viagra ads you get? Well chances are it's not from us (I've never met someone who's gotten one of our spams), but maybe you have. In any case, we have margins 100% - 200% higher for people who buy via bulk mail than via other advertising methods, and sales are pretty darn good. I would imagine this isn't too surprising considering the kind of people who would actually respond to spam aren't that wise. In any case, as much as it is hated, it is effective. If it wasn't effective it wouldn't happen.

    1. Re:It's True! Spam works. by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      That is the scary truth right there! So much of the stuff we have to put up with in our daily lives is moronic because there are so many morons. Who buys this stuff? I don't know. I can't imagine anyone that stupid. But obviously there are boatloads of these people around or the spammers wouldn't bother.

      The same argument can be applied to advertising. Most mass advertising, even the expensive ads by the "good" companies, is patheticly inane. They are clearly targetting people with single-digit IQs. And yet it works. Somehow.

      It's sad to think how stupid our society is as a whole, ya know?

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  25. Typo by Rupert · · Score: 1

    s/1995/1994/

    But Usenet was still useable in 1995. It wasn't until later that it degenerated to the state it's in today.

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    1. Re:Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usenet is a lovely, wonderful thing. Spam is evil. DIE SPAM DIE!

    2. Re:Typo by martin-k · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Usenet is as usable today as it has always been. Just get a Usenet provider with _heavy_ spam filtering (for example, individual.de, which is free), and Usenet is a wonderful experience.

      -Martin

    3. Re:Typo by rudedog · · Score: 1

      My usenet feed is perfectly usable. I can go days without seeing a single spam. I see significantly less spam on usenet than in my personal mailbox.

  26. We're aiming at the wrong people by $lingBlade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently we've been trying to stop spam by targeting the wrong people. It seems to me that if we want to stop spam, we need to remove, inhibit or embarrass the people who actually BUY their products as a result of the spam they receive...

    now go ahead and mod me flaimbait or troll you useless dickweeds!

    1. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      No I think you should be modded up! This whole article is proof that some people are just too stupid to own computers.

      These are the same kind that don't run any anti-virus software and contribute to that problem as well.

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    2. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Why should people be treated as criminals or lesser citizens for buying a product that isn't illegal? And as for "some people are just too stupid to own computers," why should intelligence be a factor in what you can and cannot own? I think this is very narrow sighted.

    3. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by $lingBlade · · Score: 1

      It should be a pre-requisite if you are of lesser intelligence. Owning a computer isn't a right, just like owning a car isn't a right... it's a privelage. No offense to those with Down's Syndrome (sp?) but those that are mentally challenged typically aren't allowed to drive... because they could get themselves and others into a world of danger by doing so.

      Granted, spam doesn't *kill* people like an automobile does but it does cause traffic... congestion and loss of money just as an auto accident would to those stuck behind it waiting for it to clear.

    4. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      They might not be allowed to drive, because they couldn't pass the driving test given their instable mental or physical behavior. They could own a car if they wanted though, they just coulnd't operate it on public roadways. If everyone else can buy a car, why can't they?

      Now are you saying you want to institute a "network liscense" or some other similarly named liscense to operate a computer on a public network? That would open up a whole nother "can of worms" so to speak.

    5. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by $lingBlade · · Score: 1

      Yes exactly, they can own cars but they can't drive them on public roads.

      Yes they can own a computer but they can't connect to the internet without some form of training or accountability. Most would be discouraged to do so simply by the inconvenience...

      I hate the FCC but I've heard their longstanding argument about unregulated airwaves would result in radio of the lowest common denominator... I think some regulation is good because it prevents a total anarchy situation over the airwaves. I think a similar body (government or otherwise) would help people with lesser computer skills understand how/who they're affecting by sponsoring spammers continued existence.

      That's what their patronage boils down to... sponsorship... and it's that sponsorship that causes the rest of us to suffer and I think you'll find more than a few out there that are sick and tired of it. Additionally you'll find more than a few who are in favor of keeping the less *educated* off the net altogether because it renders an open system virtually unusable most of the time... and by open I mean monetarily free and by system I mean email.

    6. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      I think spammers and those who respond to spam need to be strapped to a chair and have their head smashed in with a hammer in front of their children. That would be a deterrent. I think I'm going to write my congresscritter...

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    7. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats actually not a bad idea, except you'd be causing more spam in the process. Sort of a kamikaze spammer, some ideas for anyone who wants to try this:

      If you send out Viagra ads then publish everyone tries to buy from you, I think you could kill that market pretty quick if the story got into the media. Might run into some legality issues, but that could be solved by posting a horrendous privacy policy, which something else these same people need to be "educated" about. There was also a scam I heard about in Australia you could use, basically it was a fake online porn vendor, whenever you ordered something from them they sent back a check and said your order couldn't be completed, the catch was the name on the return check was something like "The Anal Sex Store", so most recipients were too embarassed to cash it, so no legal issues there. Naturally the scheme would need to be modified for the task at hand, but you might make some money in the process of fighting spam. You might also sell your "sucker list", as the spammers call it, the list of people who bought from you, or better yet publish it on the web so every scraper in existance gets the addresses and drown the buyers with more spam. My conclusion: I'd tolerate a few more spams a day for, say, the next year in order to kill the spam market. These are some very cold and very dirty tactics, but there appears to be no alternative; fight fire with fire, and all that. Drown the buyers in volume, embarass them, make yourself money, and kill spam.

      Now, who has the balls to do it?

    8. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that if we want to stop spam, we need to remove, inhibit or embarrass the people who actually BUY their products as a result of the spam they receive,

      Do you really believe it's even POSSIBLE to embarrass people who buy "penis enhancement" products, or who honestly believe some former minister of Nigeria is going to give them millions of dollars?

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    9. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      That's an old urban legend. Snopes dates it at 1998, but I received an account of some variation via e-mail quite a bit before then. (Even Snopes points out it was in a 1998 movie, so it had to be around before then, unless the movie was the originator.)

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    10. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I've modded you down. Where's my prize?

    11. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      How about we sterilize anyone with a substandard IQ - say average minus 10 points or you don't get to breed. Maybe we could fix the problem (in a generate or two).

      It would suck to live in a state that was so draconian but on the other hand it would sure be nice if people weren't so farging stupid.

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    12. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      generate -> generation

      Obviously, anyone too stupid to preview their /. postings would also be sterilized under my plan. :)

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      Be happy. Nothing else matters.
    13. Re:We're aiming at the wrong people by $lingBlade · · Score: 1

      No I don't think you could possibly embarrass people who buy that sort of thing but that's why I put in *remove* and *inhibit* because they're two not-so-friendly alternatives to people who simply the crap and don't care whether they look like fools doing it. The point is that we kill spammers by killing their markets... the people who sponsor them are their market, so make it as inconvenient or annoying or embarrassing or costly as it possibly can be for them to buy this crap in the first place. I think most of those people *WOULD* be embarrassed to buy this shit if it were sitting in a retail store somewhere. DO YOU honestly think that joe-six pack with a two-inch weiner is REALLY going to go into a GNC with some other dudes in there or a girl behind the counter and ask for the penile elongator pills???

      get real.

  27. Happy Birthday, Spam! by bryanthompson · · Score: 4, Funny

    [on the tag of a birthday present to spam]:
    To: Spam
    From: Everyone

    [spam opens package] thousands of spring-loaded snakes carrying advertisements for penis enlargers, viagra, and various pointless gidgets flys out.

    Bottom of package reads:
    To be removed from this list, email: okstopspammingmeseriously@yeahrightlikethisisareal address.com

    1. Re:Happy Birthday, Spam! by Yogs · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't fly. That would be a windows slash. More slashdotters have strong feelings about that than politics.

  28. Happy birthday spam! by z0ink · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday spam!
    Happy birthday spam!

    --
    Steal This Sig
  29. Topic title by papasui · · Score: 1

    I immediately thought that the topic was refering to the average grocery store shelf-life of a can of spam.

  30. Nothing to celebrate here by AustinTSmith · · Score: 1

    why are we celebrating SPAM? So our marketers can get richer about stalking/annoying us?

    --
    austintsmith.com
  31. Oh, I remember it well by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Back in the halcyon days of grad school, this...this...ad! shows up in a newsgroup I favored. I dashed off an e-mail them (several, in fact) including many full copies of their post. I encouraged my fellow students to do the same.

    We were quite happy to learn later the flood of mail took down their server. Yes, there I was riding the crest of the spam fighting movement without even knowing it. And at the time it was just a break from Netrek and posting via anon.penet.fi...

    This message has no point. Just some memories of an old guy. Did I ever tell you about programming the Commodore PETs in the math department in high school? It was like this...

    1. Re:Oh, I remember it well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D0 Y0U R3M3MB3R BIFF?!!!!1111 F1RST L33t SP34kR & F4v3 US3N3t tr011!1!!

      (wasn't me)

  32. A Grain of Salt... by pangian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or how about a ton of salt.

    What's that? The *Direct Marketing Association* released a report saying that spam sales accounted for $11.7 billion?

    But wait, isn't the DMA the very organization that represents the interests of the spam houses?

    Gee, I wonder if they would have an interest in convincing people [particularly retailers] that spam is a successful form of advertising?

    And what's that you say? The $11.7 billion estimate is based on calls to 1000 consumers? I wonder how they decided which 1000 people to call? I'll give you a hint...I bet they didn't opt in.

    1. Re:A Grain of Salt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course you don't have them "opt in" if you want a random sample. Do you even remotely understand basic statistical analysis?

    2. Re:A Grain of Salt... by pangian · · Score: 1

      Of course. I'm suggesting that you shouldn't press releases based on unseen reports paid for by biased organizations. For one thing, while random sampling is a common practice for surveys where you actually want to determine something (rather than *prove* something), the press release never mentions that random sampling was used. What I am suggesting in my previous post is that the list of "consumers" called might have benefited from the lists that DMA member organizations have of people who have made purchases from unsolicted [rather than opt in] emails.

    3. Re:A Grain of Salt... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Never forget:
      Spammers lie.

  33. Great solution! by deinol · · Score: 1

    Instant messaging is easier controlled (I never get any Spam, but then I don't allow people on my buddy list to IM me).

    Don't let people communicate with you at all. Set your filters to reject all e-mail, and you'll get 100% spam blockage!

    (I know, that was a typo, but I couldn't resist!)

    --
    Got Apathy?
  34. Wasn't this the year by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that AOL connected up to USENET? I personally thought that was the death of decent newsgroups.

    --
    The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    1. Re:Wasn't this the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too

    2. Re:Wasn't this the year by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      That is refered to as "the september that never ended." In the old days septemeber was the worst time of the year. Newbies would be just be starting school and discover usenet for the first time. During that month the newsgroups would be posted full of shit until they learned the system. Back the the worst thing that could happen to you is you could lose your account. Losing your account was the stuff of nightmares.

      Well the dumbasses that didn't learn would usually have thier accounts yanked by the end of September. The ones that learned would go on to become members in good standing our little secret society. Ether way things would return to normal at the end of September.

      When AOL connected it was the end of that. People no longer lived in fear of losing thier account so the shit just kept flowing at the end of September. Its still flowing to this day...

      Bastards....

      --

      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    3. Re:Wasn't this the year by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, before that year it was pretty awesome. Kinda neat that almost every newsgroup of any size whatsoever had usually 1 or 2 folks you knew from other newsgroups, or even in person! USENET was also somewhat entertaining, although there were also some serious crackpots about, even then.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    4. Re:Wasn't this the year by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeah,them where the good ol' days. I was on a first name bases with some of the "greats" of usenet back then. You usually knew everyone of at least new of them. It didn't take long to figure out who the crackpots were. Hell, even the crackpots had a sense of decency about them.

      I remember unpacking Duucp for the first time, "damn what a mess" I thought. Well appearently I did something right because it came up and ran. Could have knocked me over with a 2x4. I set aside 10 mb on a 40 mb harddrive for my usenet feed, which I begged from a local dude at another company.

      Them where the days....

      --

      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

  35. Obligitory Simpson's reference by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
    Show me 11 billion from spam and I'll show you a guy with a 4 foot long penis.
    You don't scare me - that could be anyone's penis.

  36. To much admin time on email before spam by chamilto0516 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    C&S invented the SPAM concept on Usenet. I remember that it was not only meant to hit each group but that it was not cross-posted correctly (at all) and that you couldn't delete/kill/read(to be marked read) that message in one group and have it gone from all the other groups. This was a double no-no and wrong on more than one level.

    Since SPAM has propogated on to email, I am reminded of my favorite lines out of the Unix Haters Handbook.

    The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed Robert Morris, author of "the Internet Worm" in jail was all the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery) branded on his forehead. -- An email from dm at hri dot com dated 12-Oct-93 in Garfinkle, Weise and Strassman; Unix Haters Handbook; May, 1994; IDG Books Worldwide

    The interesting thing is that all this was published before the C&S Usenet spamming. How much time are admins spending on email management now?

    SPAM has killed Usenet's usefullness for me. At least filters like Popfile and such are keeping SPAM over email bearable; even if they are not fixing the problem.

    --
    Magic Eight Ball: Outlook not so good., Hmmm, how about Excel and Word?
    1. Re:To much admin time on email before spam by Nimey · · Score: 1
      SPAM has killed Usenet's usefullness for me.
      I've seen far fewer spam messages (and Meower-style trolls) by simply telling my newsreader to killfile all crossposts. I use slrn, and added this to my Score file:

      [*]
      Score: =-9999
      Xref: :.*:
      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    2. Re:To much admin time on email before spam by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      SPAM has killed Usenet's usefullness for me.

      USENET actually isn't that bad currently, most of the groups I follow only see 1-2 spam messages per day. I do have a rule that kills off anything cross-posted to more then 5 groups though. Of course, now that I've said something we all know how that's going to turn out!

      So either the stuff is getting cancelled or the spammers have moved on to richer pastures. Not too many people use USENET anymore (percentage-wise), web-based forums like phpBB and SlashDot have a bigger draw then an old crufty text-based forum.

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
  37. Shakespere was right by digrieze · · Score: 1

    The wisdom of the bard proves true once again, and once again it was ignored, to be specific, "first thing - kill the lawyers".

    --
    It doesn't matter what you wrap your emotions around, Reality is a brick wall specifically designed to scramble eggs
  38. To the moon ! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail.

    If one person answered all of these penis lengthening ads and purchased the product, the resulting member would stretch to the moon, circle it 3 times, and reach all the way back.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:To the moon ! by Boing · · Score: 1

      Great! Then he'd be able to "show people the moon" no matter which way he was facing!

  39. Bringing Down AOL by stand · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is older than 10 years, but Tim Bray tells a funny story about how he might have brought down AOL back in 1988 in response to getting a spam email from someone with the email address lipstick@aol.com.

    He launched a job to send an angry response email every 10 seconds. He forgot about it until he heard a couple of guys talking a few days later about how their aol accounts were down over the weekend.

    Check it out, it's pretty hilarious.

    --
    Four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still. -C. Coolidge
  40. How many times? by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I submitted a story about a year ago that said SPAM was 20 years old according to the BBC, (going by USENET spam) But I could have swore the anniversary of spam story has been here several times.

  41. And you know because....? by gosand · · Score: 1
    The average buy was $155
    Crikey, thats a lot of penis enlargement pills.

    Is it? I wouldn't know.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  42. Refunds? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    I doubt those numbers include the refunds that are given either because the product does not work. But there are some people who make the purchase for the sole purpose of tracking down the spammer and filing a lawsuit.

  43. Oh Man! by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone on my contact list and in my address book is going to hear about this monumental anniversary! And hopefully they will all forward it to everyone they know!

  44. The only solution to spam by MyFourthAccount · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail

    So how hard can it be to find exactly the companies that sold this stuff?

    These are ultimately the companies that are responsible for spam. Why don't we hold them liable? I think I can proof that spam is costing me a significant amount of money (mostly lost time) even though I do have a fairly good working filter.

    I hear all the time that we can't really get the spammers because they are in China, or recently because they use zombies/compromised boxes all over the internet. Well, at the end of the day, it's not the spamhouses that are responsible for this. If no-one paid them to spam, it wouldn't be a business.

    So someone is paying money to get this spam to you. How come we can't go after them and make them pay?!

    1. Re:The only solution to spam by Mokurai · · Score: 1

      You can find the spammers, because there has to be a money trail all the way from you to them. If they don't provide a way for you to pay, it doesn't work.

      Following that money trail can cost money. What we need is a law that gives the recipients of spam the right to sue the sender for enough money to cover that cost. For junk fax, the penalty is US$500 per message, with a multiplier for willful violations. California passed such a law, which "forced" Congress to pass the Can Spam Act--pardon me, the "Yes, You Can Spam" Act, to pre-empt it.

      A good law won't make all spam go away, just as junk fax continues today at a very low level, to those who don't know their legal rights or are too lazy to assert them. But that's not you, right?

      --
      "A knot!" said Alice, ever ready to be useful. "Oh, do let me help to undo it!"
  45. when it's 20 by va3atc · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will be taking your keys when its twenty!

    --
    Candle burns its brightest in the dark
  46. RE: Celebrating Spam's "birthday" by physick · · Score: 1

    Why not celebrate the birthday by picking a spam site and all visiting it to say Happy Birthday?

    If we did this once a day with a new site each day...and, of course, NO ONE buys anything, their click through rate would plummet, possibly their server as well.

    And it cannot be illegal: they WANT us to go to their site.

    Here's my suggestion

    www.ffdsd4d.com or 219.153.1.215.

    Here's part of the email that delivered this:

    envy of the other members of the gym GET UP TO 3 MONTHS
    SUPPLY FREE !

  47. Re:I'm old... (join the club) by gosand · · Score: 1
    You know you're no longer a snotty nosed geek when you can remember Canter & Siegel. Back in the days when you said "the internet" most people thought "Usenet", not "the Web." I think I still have an old O'Reiley book Using the Internet or some such thing were mention of the "World Wide Web" was relegated to an Appendix.

    I remember when I first heard of the World Wide Web, back in '92. I thought "Why do you need a gui interface? Gopher and FTP work just fine."

    As you can tell, I am no techo-revolutionary.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  48. Spam will eventually stop. by BrentRJones · · Score: 1

    Technology will improve. Filtering will work as long as it is "intelligent". Mail systems will improve. Not too long before mail routing will toss out any message without correct verifiable origins. The returns to spammers will dwindle to almost nothing.

    --
    Help end the use of Sigs. Tomorrow
  49. spamming for fun and profit by saladpuncher · · Score: 3, Funny

    11.7 Billion?!
    Oh man, the dark side is calling me. It's whispering in the back of my mind "Go ahead and just send out millions of emails a day and rake in millions of dollars. So what if you are hated by almost every living person on the planet....11.7 billion!"
    Then I smack myself and remember the most important lesson my dad ever taught me "never degrade yourself for money, only for personal enjoyment".
    They are never going to be able to stop these guys now. With that kind of money they can buy all the influence they need to keep pumping this crap out until the system becomes so overloaded that people stop using email altogether.

  50. Fine, then there is a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill all the idiots who buy these products. No market for penis pills, no spam to push them. Supply and demand. Simple.

  51. revenues by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The black market revenues for hard drugs is in the billions as well, yet no one praises its economic benefits outside of criminal circles.

    1. Re:revenues by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Not out loud, at least.

      However, civil forfeiture is the DEA's main means of funding these days... In economic terms, it's sort of like a >100% tax on drugs for those they catch, since they take everything, whether paid for with clean money or not.

      Much of our economy is kept alive by "illegal" acts, from paying a kid 20 bucks a week under the table to mow your lawn, to illicit firearms sales. Hell, as far as the feds are concerned, any monetary transaction that isnt taxed is an illegal one.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:revenues by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      "civil forfeiture is the DEA's main means of funding these days"

      I dont know where you get your info... I googled to find the DEA's budget, and the best info I could find was that for 1998, the DEA requested $1,145,830,000 in direct funding from the GVT.

      That's a lot of money.

      That sum includes pay and benefits to 7,216 positions, of which 3,358 are Special Agents; along with an enhancement of 382 positions (168 Special Agents) and $87,042,363 in new program initiatives... it represents an overall increase of $91,812,000 million over DEA's 1997 appropriation level.

      So you seem to be implying that since then, the DEA has an imperative to seize the equivalent of a large portion of its operating costs to guarantee that no one loses their jobs within that department?

      Now imagine if the US had a SEA (Spam Enforcement Agency)...

    3. Re:revenues by willjohnson · · Score: 1

      Forbes praised the economics benefits in an issue they did called "Inside Dope".

  52. Um, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was religous spam sent out from a DEC employee. Believing otherwise is a simple way of identifying the newbies.

    C&S may get publicity as the first PITA (of many to come) but they were not the first spammers.

    1. Re:Um, no. by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Actually you are wrong as well. You have combined two different historical examples. One was a USENET religious posting about Jesus coming again, while the other was a DEC promotional message sent out via ARPANET. Scan the posts on this topic. The 1978 subject line post gives specific examples about what I am referring to...

  53. Strange and unbelievable by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From a survey of 1000 respondants... $32.5 billion on solicited and unsolicited combined.

    What's the U.S. population these days?

    250,000,000?

    $130 for every man, woman and child in the U.S.?

    How much per household with a computer and an internet connection?

    By email?

    Based on a survey?

    Of people who responded?

    Of people who knew what email was?

    Of people who knew what it meant to respond to an email?

    Of people who knew the difference between a solicited and an unsolicited email?

    Sponsored by the Direct Marketing Association?

    I call BS.

    1. Re:Strange and unbelievable by spood · · Score: 1

      I suppose if you count the tens of thousands of dollars given by each idiot to Nigerian fraud scams, those numbers could work out.

      --
      ---- Just another spud server.
  54. Happy spam anniversaries by ultraslacker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oddly enough, hormel's spam first appeared on store shelves on March 5, 1937. Heard on the radio this am...

    1. Re:Happy spam anniversaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hormel's official take on spam versus SPAM

      Please do give them the benefit of not associating their product that's trademarked SPAM(tm) - in all caps - with spam - also known as Unsolicited Bulk Email.

  55. This comment: NOT Sect 508 compliant by schodackwm · · Score: 1

    uhhhm? With that level of ability to absorb info (or that IQ), why did she bother going to a libtary?

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    [this sig has been trunca
  56. Exactly. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    That was my 1st impression when I 1st saw the title. It seems to me that some people just don't have any sense. We should never celebrate anything bad.

  57. 1978: The first internet E-mail spam, sent by DEC by stuffduff · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you do some digging at Brad Templeton's Home Page, his History of Spam has a different version of the history. DEC may have not been the first!

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  58. I wonder... by phosphorous · · Score: 0

    How many penis enlargements does that equate to?

  59. I'd never thought of the Correlation... by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or could it be that people that are not web-saavy have a small penis that they can't get up because they're worried about their mortgage or that poor guy in Nigeria that can't get his money out?

    Maybe there's an obvious correlation here that we just don't see because we are web-saavy.

    myke (aka "The Tripod")

  60. With a Stallman reply to it even. by Sevn · · Score: 1

    My favorite quote from his reply supporting spam:

    4) Would a dating service for people on the net be "frowned upon" by DCA? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one.

    Yes mister Stallman. There are now many dating services for people on the net. I'm sure you've gotten plenty of unsolicited mail about them by now.

    --
    For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
    1. Re:With a Stallman reply to it even. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the time, the net was, in many ways, an entirely different kind of environment.

      Consider that RMS is also known for having refused to use a password, and wanted other people to be able to use his account if they wanted to.

      That would be entirely unrealistic today. Which is sad. I really wish we did live in the utopia RMS dreamed of in the early days.

  61. Seems like a good place to ask it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the current preferred, effective, easy-to-deal-with spam filter for a generic WinXP/Outlook user?

    SpamKiller is getting on my nerves with false positives, false negatives, un-rescuable attachments, lame support, etc.

    SpamBayes? SpamAssassin? Help! Is there a good poll or thread? Cnet is useless. Thank you for the tips, and thank you for not flaming or making lame-ass cluster/get laid jokes. I'm just a regular busy gal, sick of spam, needing to get my work done, looking for relief.

    1. Re:Seems like a good place to ask it... by gregarican · · Score: 1

      I personally use Spambayes. It runs on my Outlook client and employs Bayesian heuristics and the few messages that do get through I mark as spam to even better train the system. Although I haven't tangibly recorded the success ratio I would estimate that it was about 95% effective the first week of usage. After training it that amount of time it has been about 99% effective. Rather than download and update all of the DNS blacklist stuff the Bayesian filtering seems to do the job. Even those weird random word messages or haiku deals get flagged.

    2. Re:Seems like a good place to ask it... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      I can second that. I read about Spambayes here on slashdot only a few months ago. I had some problems with it identifying legit messages as spam at first, but once it was trained and I tweaked a few other settings, it's pretty reliable. I dip into the spam folder about once a week, and right now it's error rate is about one falsely identified e-mail every two weeks or so, something in the neighborhood of 200 correctly tagged pieces of spam in that same timeframe, and around 100 correctly tagged pieces of "good" mail.

      I wish it had an option to let messages through from anybody in my address book. That would literally eliminate all of the false tagging as spam that I see right now. That's minor, though -- at the rate it has been improving, I figure within a couple months the false hits should drop off to almost nothing.

      You can transfer everything it has learned to another machine, so as an interesting experiment, once that happens I'm going to put it on my wife's machine and see how well my rules apply to her mail.

      It's definitely worth checking out, and give it a few days to do some learning and notice how it steadily improves.

      --

      Slashdot quality declines as the number of hot grits posts decreases. - Provolt's Law, Apr-09-2005

  62. Opt In by Crouching+Turbo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if you define "Opt in" as forgetting to uncheck a tiny checkbox in an isolated region of the page.

    Oh yeah, and that checkbox gets reset to "On" if anything's wrong with the form the first go round. That's my favorite part.

  63. In other news... by marsvin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    - The DMA recommends junk mail

    - Anti-virus companies warn about the threat of viruses

    - FSF recommends Free Software

    - Slashdot user promotes Linux

  64. People in Hawaii are collecting spam by Capital_Z · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mmmm... nothing tastes better than Hawaii collectors edition Spam

    I know, I know. Offtopic. Lighten up though, it's SPAM!!

  65. My name is Dave Rhodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh how hard does someone have to look! This crap was all over usenet

    "Dear Friend,

    My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was
    reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you
    wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks
    had run out. ...."

  66. damn lies and statistics: 11.7b in spam sales? No by Drake42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I like the quote: "estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail" coming from people who want you to by their unsolicited e-mail services. Does anyone really trust this number, or does it seem totally made up?

    And if you believe that number I have a new marketing technique for you called 'Silent Marketing'. Just pay me a few thousand dollars and your product will be available to millions of potential buyers! Billions of dollars were spent over the web this year, so obviously my marketing idea will generate billions of dollars for you! Never mind what the idea is, other people are making money so if you give me money, you'll be making money too!

  67. They should make a web site for their photos. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    I've heard that there was a web site that showed many photos of abortion doctors. I don't understand why people don't create a web site that shows us what these spammers look like. They definitely deserve to be shot.

    All the web masters would have to do is show a couple head shots [front & profile], as well as a few shots of them in casual situations [so that we can recognize them in regular clothing, & being relaxed, etc]. The site wouldn't have to advocate anything. The web surfers can make up their own minds.

    It would be as if the web masters are painting targets on the heads on these spammers. If anybody calls these web masters to the carpet for "painting targets on them", then they would only have to say, "What? I'm just painting. I just like to paint.".

  68. $155 by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    So, that's how much a penis enlarger costs.

    --
    Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
  69. Why not celibrate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a good idea on how to celibrate.

    First, go to your inbox and find a spam (don't worry, if you don't see one now, wait for five minutes or so... or just redirect a few from your spam filters to a holding area).

    Next, read the email headers (make sure you have the FULL headers! change your client's mode to "advanced" if need be). If you cannot, at least post it to net.admin.net-abuse.sightings with the subject [EMAIL] for others to track. Or read net.admin.net-abuse.email and other sites to learn how to track the spam.

    Now, read the spam with all the headers carefully. First, try to look for the originating computer. Watch those timestamps, too! Sometimes spam will pretend to have come from somewhere else before the actual spammer's computer! See if you can find the proper ISP to complain to.

    Now, look for URLs, phone numbers and contact information. They want you to buy something, right? How would you got about doing that? Be sure to slightly munge any URLs when you visit them (especially if looking at a "remove me" link...) Simply change the data fed to the CGI scripts (e.g. change http://www.example.com/harvest.pl?email=me@example .com &foo=7 to http://www.example.com/harvest.pl?abuse@localhost& foo=9 or somesuch)

    Use this and Google to see if you can get names, addresses & phone numbers for the spammer. Post this to net.admin.net-abuse.email to help others track the same folks, later. This can also be helpful to find this information if others have already tracked the person who spammed you.

    Next, file a trouble ticket with the ISP(s) affected. Usually, they have an abuse@example.com type email to report this stuff to. Read their Terms of Service and quote them if need be. Give them a full copy of the spam, along with the output of traceroute/dig/nslookup as necessary.

    Ideally, in the end, you'll be able to compile dossiers of net abusers for future reference. Then, you will know where to file complaints when required (e.g. should you ever want to sue the person in question). Here's a simple, handy example of the kind of information you can easily find on people:

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    801-765-4999 phone
    801-765-1313 fax

    Contact SCO online
    http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedbac k/index. html

    Darl C McBride
    1799 Vintage Oak Ln
    Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539

    Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
    Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820

    Email Darl: darl@sco.com

    (Note that, to the best of my knowledge, neither SCO nor any of its executives has ever spamed anyone. The above information was just conveniently available via some AC post, and it represents approximately what information I would gather concerning spammers, i.e. both their corporate and personal information)

    The point of this, of course, is not to harass the spammers. It is simply to point out that you know who is doing these things, you can inform them of that (preferably while staying anonymous), and if they do anything to break the law (or their ISP's ToS, etc.), that you know where to find them.

    The inequity between you being anonymous and them not being anonymous can thus be used as leverage to correct errant behavior on their part, since you can report them to lawful authorities if you note any wrongdoing on their part.

    Part of why spam is the problem it is is because it is so impersonal, in some respects. They feel comfortably insulated by their anonymity, thus they feel that they have the right to spam with impunity. By piercing their anonymity, you can make them uncomfortable about what they are doing (hopefully triggering their concience, should any part thereof remain) and hopefully work in a legal manner to correct their errant behavior.

    Note that it does not always work. For example, while he is not a spammer, Darl has mentioned that his

  70. This was the SECOND. by Mechanist · · Score: 5, Informative

    This report is mistaken. The first large-scale spamming of Usenet preceeded this one by nearly two months. I remember it well, as I used Usenet pretty heavily at the time.

    It wasn't lawyers hawking green cards who really got the ball rolling. It was a religious nut warning us all about the end of the world. On January 17, 1994, Clarence L. Thomas IV (not the Supreme Court guy) spammed all known Usenet groups with a message titled Global Alert For All: Jesus is Coming Soon .

    You can see the original message in Google's archives. And you can read about some of the after-effects in RISKS 15.49, from February 1994.

    Canter & Siegel, the green card spammers, certainly earned their awful reputation. But they were only ripping off someone else's idea.

    --
    And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
    1. Re:This was the SECOND. by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      While your account definitely would count as SPAM, I think that they are using a tighter definition of SPAM here, that of UCE, or unsolicited commercial email. The Canter & Siegel email would certainly fall into that category (I remember the email - it was selling green cards - and I was a user of Internet Direct long ago - man, has it been 10 years already?) - while the Jesus email wouldn't (as it sounds that it was not attempting to sell anything for a monetary amount)...

      --
      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    2. Re:This was the SECOND. by Jasonv · · Score: 1

      This report is mistaken. The first large-scale spamming of Usenet preceeded this one by nearly two months. I remember it well, as I used Usenet pretty heavily at the time.


      What about the infamous MAKE MONEY FAST post(s) ? Google archives gives me the first post on Feb 7th, 1990.

      These went on for quite a while with everyone discussing if they should call the police/FBI or if it was a freedom of speach issue.

      Jason

    3. Re:This was the SECOND. by Mechanist · · Score: 1

      What about the infamous MAKE MONEY FAST post(s) ? Google archives gives me the first post on Feb 7th, 1990.

      That's true, however that was something of a different phenomenon. The Dave Rhodes chain letters were endemic for a long time. However I never heard about any one person posting enough copies of it to call them large-scale spamming. Maybe they're best seen as a sort of distributed spam, where many people individually post nearly the same message.

      --
      And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
  71. Spam... sorry, "mass advertising" by Vexware · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll only believe it works when you show me a man with a 3 foot penis with diplomas from Harvard and MIT and with several Platinum cards for all the cash that Nigerian billionaires he didn't know left him when they died.

    --
    "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect" -- Linus Torval
  72. You missed RMS's follow-up by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Well, Geoff forwarded me a copy of the DEC message, and I eat my words. I sure would have minded it! Nobody should be allowed to send a message with a header that long, no matter what it is about.

    He seems to have had trouble grasping the nature of SPAM before he saw it personally.

    --

    DNA just wants to be free...
    1. Re:You missed RMS's follow-up by Sevn · · Score: 1

      I didn't miss it. I was just referencing the first one. I kinda like Stallman. I got to speak with him for a while at the ALS a while back.

      --
      For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
  73. Further... some stats by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0902841.html

    http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0005055.html

    Projecting 2004 to have 70% of all households with Internet connectivity (doubtful), there are about 70 million Internet connected households in the U.S... let's assume 100% of them read their email (I barely read my email with all the SPAM in it)

    I don't know anyone who purchased anything via bulk email... or bulk mail for that matter (except taxis, and ordering fast food...), but it seems that the average person with Internet connectivity in the U.S. is buying about $430 worth of stuff... by email!

    To add to this they indicate that the email must be non-fraudulant to count... I can't remember the last potentially non-fraudulent bulk unsolicited email I've seen.

  74. I'd like to see the weighted mean by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see the mean instead of the average. That is, I'd like to see how evenly that $155 per purchase is distributed amongst those that make purchases via spam.

    I'd be willing to guess that they included all the scams (such as those of Nigerian type) into those figures, and the actual reality is quite different than reported.

    Not only that, but what about the 'average made per impression'? Seems pretty ineffective. Seems like you'd piss people off more than anything.

    Of course, there's nothing like an objective study, now is there?

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  75. That present isn't from me. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1
    ...and various pointless gidgets flys out.
    If that were from me, then I would have made absolutely sure that those gidgets were pointed. This way, when they fly out, they would get lodged in spam's eyes. Spam's screams of anguish & pain would be priceless.
  76. Interview wih Siegel by AceCaseOR · · Score: 2, Informative

    This story is a little old, but back in 1994, Siegel was interviewed by K. K. Campbell. She's just a little out there. You can read the interview here

    --
    Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead, Zagreus sees you in your bed and eats you in your sleep.
  77. Ten Years Already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought the teeshirt "Spamming The Globe" I think there were only a few hundred (if that) made. I wonder if I have a collectors item?

  78. A little information by Vexware · · Score: 1, Informative
    For those curious among you, click to view the original USENET post by Carter and Siegel, the infamous "green-card scam" (did they know they would start a phenomenom?).

    And perhaps you already know this, but the Nigerian scam is named the "419 scam" after the corresponding table in the Nigerian Criminal Code Act. For the lazy among you:

    419. Any person who by any false pretence, and with intent to defraud, obtains from any other person anything capable of being stolen, or induces any other person to deliver to any person anything capable of being stolen, is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for three years.

    If the thing is of the value of one thousand naira or upwards, he is liable to imprisonment for seven years.

    It is immaterial that the thing is obtained or its delivery is induced through the medium of a contract induced by the false pretence.

    The offender cannot be arrested without warrant unless found committing the offence.

    --
    "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect" -- Linus Torval
  79. Spam the companies... by _Griphin_ · · Score: 1

    I still say we should spam those companies who advertise services via E-Mail.

  80. Uh huh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Anonymous Coward spammer talking about sales being "pretty darn good."

    Now was it about spammers... Oh yeah, now I remmeber it was the rules of spam and rule #1, Spammers Lie.

    Gee, if this is true, that means that spammers are posting to slashdot. I wouldn't be surprised if they are astroturfing all the spam stories, with the intent to protect their "business" intrests. That would explain a lot of the comments and their scores (spammers shouldn't have harsh jail punishments, blocklists are evil, just hit delete, have filters hide the fact that you still are getting and downloading their crap, etc).

    1. Re:Uh huh.... by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 1

      Hurry! Buy CHEAP viagra NOW!!! Supplies are limited and this is our special INTERNET ONLY pricing!!!!!

      asd;$@%;lasfj43164a;kja;ldsjf

      To be removed from this list please send an email to this address with the string "LKJA245JL" in the subject line

    2. Re:Uh huh.... by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 1

      Damn. Need to remember to turn off that script.

    3. Re:Uh huh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, you're completely right. It's totally absurd to think that spam is profitable. He has a strong incentive to lie, and convince people with dubious ethics that it might be worth a try, therefore increasing his competition.

      It makes no sense that someone would continue spamming because they are making money.

      Obviously, spammers are spamming because it's fun to annoy system administrators, not because it's possible to make money doing it.

      Being clever and having poor ethics are not mutually exclusive. Your rules are dumb.

    4. Re:Uh huh.... by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a spammer, but I'm a pretty good liar. You don't lie about things that are totally obvious, and that you have no reason to lie about. Such as saying that spammers spam because they make money that way.

      --
      I believe posters are recognized by their sig. So I made one.
    5. Re:Uh huh.... by bellings · · Score: 1

      People don't do things because they recieved a positive reward for doing it in the past. People do things because they expect a positive reward for it in the future. Often, the two are related. But, for gullible people involved in get-quick-rich schemes like sending spam, there often isn't any relation at all. Gullible people will send spam expecting to make money, and then, for any one of a thousand reasons, will tell other people they did make money. Now, more gullible people expect to make money sending spam.

      Right now, spam is just another get-rich-quick scheme, just like multi-level marketing and late night real-estate infomercials. I have no reason to believe that the mouth-breathers bragging about getting rich sending spam are telling the truth. They tell people they are rich. They may even believe they are rich. But I have never seen any evidence (apart from their own testimony) that they are rich.

      And, a thousand slashdot posts later, a million more people are convinced that people send spam because it makes money.

      NO. People send spam because they're inconsiderate, stupid assholes hoping to get-rich-quick on the internet.

      --
      Slashdot is jumping the shark. I'm just driving the boat.
  81. A wild ride by pizzicar · · Score: 1

    I was with the ISP that was involved at the time. The poor company, based in Phoenix AZ, was inundated with complaints and my email service was shut down multiple times due to the ISP's server overload. The ISP tried to shut down the email account from the "gifted" legal duo that sent the spam but were immediately threatened by the company with legal action. We all received new TOS's within a week.

  82. Celebrate ! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm so happy about this that I'm going to send an e-mail about the event to 43,000,000 of my closest friends.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  83. a fitting tribute would be... by jbeamon · · Score: 1

    ... to send the law offices of Canter and Siegel about 5 million unsolicited emails. Who's with me?

    --
    -j
  84. Wrong. by Dlugar · · Score: 1

    Anybody can own a car, even a blind person or someone with Down's Syndrome. But you can only drive it on your own property--once you start driving it on somebody else's (like the government's) property, you're going to need permission (a government license) from that somebody else.

    Dlugar

    --
    Computer Go: Writing Software to Play the Ancient Game of Go
  85. Re:Data Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently an Americanism; "data was" is the usual term here on the left side of the pond. "Data were" just sounds painful on the ears.

  86. "Dumping" on Canter and Siegel by JThaddeus · · Score: 1

    I had a SPARC IPX on my desk when I received the Canter and Siegal email. I immediately generated a core dump and set a cron job to mail it to them every 10 minutes. I wish that were still possible.

    --
    "Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love." --William Shakespeare ('Love's Labors Lost')
  87. Cantor & Siegel... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes, I remember it well. It wasn't the first - I mean, Make Money Fast had been around for years, but that was the first to spam all Usenet.

    Back then, that was dangerous. Within 24 hrs, as I recall, there were posts of the real estate records of the house they owned and lived in, and the one or two that they owned and rented out...and shortly after, the text of his disbarrment for failure to file motions in time, and on, and on.

    Last I heard, they were divorced.

    mark

  88. http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=2odj9q%2425q% by gst · · Score: 1

    From: nike@indirect.com (Laurence Canter)
    Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed,alt.pub.coffeehouse.amethyst
    Subj ect: Green Card Lottery- Final One?
    Date: 12 Apr 1994 07:40:42 GMT
    Organization: Canter & Siegel
    Lines: 34
    Message-ID: <2odj9q$25q@herald.indirect.com>
    NNTP-Posting-Hos t: id1.indirect.com

    Green Card Lottery 1994 May Be The Last One!
    THE DEADLINE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.

    The Green Card Lottery is a completely legal program giving away a
    certain annual allotment of Green Cards to persons born in certain
    countries. The lottery program was scheduled to continue on a
    permanent basis. However, recently, Senator Alan J Simpson
    introduced a bill into the U. S. Congress which could end any future
    lotteries. THE 1994 LOTTERY IS SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE
    SOON, BUT IT MAY BE THE VERY LAST ONE.

    PERSONS BORN IN MOST COUNTRIES QUALIFY, MANY FOR
    FIRST TIME.

    The only countries NOT qualifying are: Mexico; India; P.R. China;
    Taiwan, Philippines, North Korea, Canada, United Kingdom (except
    Northern Ireland), Jamaica, Domican Republic, El Salvador and
    Vietnam.

    Lottery registration will take place soon. 55,000 Green Cards will be
    given to those who register correctly. NO JOB IS REQUIRED.

    THERE IS A STRICT JUNE DEADLINE. THE TIME TO START IS
    NOW!!

    For FREE information via Email, send request to
    cslaw@indirect.com

  89. Don't give them any ideas... by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

    nt

  90. It wasn't today by Sheldon_Woods · · Score: 1

    According to the copy I have (I saved it, I knew it was special), it was April 12 that Canter & Siegel sent their green card scam. If you don'T beleive my copy, just do google on canter & Siegel, and read it there. I don't know where this March 5 date comes from.

  91. A penis enlargement spam haiku by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Man from Nantucket
    Bought internet penis pills
    He can't hear you now.

    --
    Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
  92. Lie, Damned Lies, and ... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The average buy was $155, which exceeds the average of $114 that opt-in e-mail generated.

    What matters is not the average amount spent per transaction, but the average amount spent per email.

  93. The Green Card Laywers T-Shirt by crotherm · · Score: 1

    I still have the green card larywers t-shirt that someone from news.admin was selling. Ahh, the good old days...

    --
    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
  94. What I want to know is... by Space_Soldier · · Score: 0, Interesting

    How many spamers are celebrating the 10th anniversary in a tribunal or jail?

  95. Celebrating Spam and SARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't today also the day that SARS came to North America? Why don't we celebrate that? Celebrating the anniversary of spam makes about as much sense.

  96. Anniversary banquet by spood · · Score: 1

    I propose to honor the occasion by inviting the world's most prominent spammers to an honorary banquet. Awards offered in several categories, including Volume, Most Creative Filter Avoidance, and Clever misspellings of the word "penis". Large cash prizes, of course.

    Then we carpet bomb the hell out of the place.

    --
    ---- Just another spud server.
  97. Cruel and Unusual Punishment by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail.

    I say we go back to the days of stocks, pillories and public humiliation in an effort to stop spam. You get caught buying something via spam, you get hauled to the city square, shackeled to a post, and the rest of us get to throw rotten tomatoes at you. For example, buy Cialis and you get to spend your "special weekend" in the stocks.

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  98. Valid Point by datasetgo · · Score: 1

    It seems to me this "survey" could be used by spam marketers to sell their services to potential clients. Something's fishy about this one.

  99. Eh? by JAJ5818_X · · Score: 0

    Celebrating spam?... For some reason I get the feeling young babies are being sacrificed today.

  100. Anyone remember CyberPromo email spam? by TheOldBear · · Score: 1

    The late, unlamented CyberPromo [Sanford Wallace] was a nusance back about 1991 or so, when all I has was a Compu$erve account.

    Adding insult to injury, CI$ imposed a $0.75 charge for each message originating in a non CI$ email system [internet, GEnie, Prodigy ...]

    --
    Caution: Do not stare into laser with remaining eye.
  101. Money changes hands with the Mafia, too by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    does that mean that organized crime should be considered an economic boon?

    Capitalism relies on people having choices on where to spend their money. In that, spammers are like other businesses - you don't have to buy from who they represent, and if you choose to you get what you deserve, What is bad about spam is that it spends the money of others without their consent. Direct mail, TV, and raido ads all are paid for by the users and listened to by people who chose to be there for the most part. Spammers lie (rule #1), cheat and steal to use bandwidth they don't pay for to spread their word. The people who own those computers, the admins trying to debug them, etc. all pay the costs for the spam. If they weren't busy trying to prevent the unauthorized use of their computers, they could do something useful (and which they choose) with their money and that of their investors rather than either give it to spammers or admins.

    Money taken from others may enter the economy, but since it was gotten at no cost (the spammers didn't pay for bandwidth, but only got money for their spam) they likely see it as less valuable; their ill-gotten money thus drives up the costs of the tings they buy for others.

    Spammers take resources and money from others. This devalues both the choice that underpins capitalism and the valuation of goods. Moving money around is not a good end in and of itself. (Can you say "tech bubble", or "Great Depression"?)

    1. Re:Money changes hands with the Mafia, too by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      Does that mean that organized crime should be considered an economic boon?

      From spam to organized crime. Way to go, genius.

      All I said was that the price paid for the products as not a *cost* to the economy.

      Sheesh...

      --
      --- Ban humanity.
  102. We celebrated 25th & 10th Anniversaries last y by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    In this story from Brad Templeton last year:
    Brad Templeton writes "This Saturday marks the 25th anniversary of the first spam I was able to find, and one month ago was the 10th anniversary of the first time a USENET posting was called a spam and the birth of the term (at least beyond mudds)." Templeton was also cited in the American Scientist article featured last Sunday.
    That said, I'm glad that the article highlights the damage spam did to Usenet.
    • It turned the largest and most vibrant public space into a perceived sleazy and "can't recommend you go there" backwater of the internet.
    • It hurt the future development of the internet: there are many "walled garden" discussion sites on the WWW which could have been better located on a open, fast and worldwide Usenet.
    • And of course spam is just plain evil
  103. Might be old news by Ethon · · Score: 1

    But I heard on the radio heading to work today that Microsoft wants to put some sort of simple logic (math or copying a string of chars) problem that you have to solve before sending an email. Besides Microsoft being behind it (Patents are pending I'm sure :(), it actually sounds like a decent idea.

  104. Re:I'm old... (join the club) by Creepy · · Score: 1

    Back in 1992, there was no GUI for the web (Mosaic came out in late 1993), so you'd have to be using Lynx, or something similar if there was such a beast, as I did way back then. I don't think many people realized the potential, even after Mosaic, though, because there was so little content at the time, and most of it was really bad (I can't say I was an exception, but at least I had a page, not something marked under construction). Mosaic's idea was to make a graphical based html viewer, which happened to have been heavily influenced by Gopher (the GUI versions of Gopher, at least). Honestly, I though Lynx was an unwieldy piece of crap and html wasn't worth the effort as it would be dead in a couple of years... real forward thinking :)

    After creating my first web page (early 1994, but it wasn't done until March) I pretty much abandoned the web until I was offered extra disk space just before Netscape 1.0 (2MB initially, then 10MB, which was a kingdom of stash space since our UNIX drive quota was only 2MB). I was quickly driven to learn html so I could create a page and they wouldn't have an excuse to take my stash away... I was a disk space addict :)

  105. This survey by the DMA... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you trust anything the DMA tells you, then you are a fool.

  106. Here's what *I* want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why is Ralsky still walking the earth? With the mountains of evidence against him (and the other spamgangs and grey-haired spamtwats and whoever), why has some attorney general not carved a notch in his belt by bringing that asshole down? He's as obviously guilty as Capone or Gotti ever was, and yet nothing happens? At the very least you'd think that someone who knows where he lives (like *everyone* here) would come home to a useless inbox, get liquored up, and go fling a flaming bucket of shit at his house or something. Why haven't there been any vigilante actions? Am I the only one who dreams of sneaking up behind him on the street and bashing him in the skull with a sock full of quarters? I'd kick that spamming grandma in the face without blinking, so I can't be the only one who's so sick and tired of spam. Or is it just me? (posting anonymously for obvious reasons. I don't *really* want anyone to kick Ralsky in the balls with steel-toed boots. Really. I don't.)

  107. From the Article by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    The first paragraph:

    Despite consumer complaints about unsolicited commercial e-mail, the Direct Marketing Association yesterday released a study showing U.S. consumers spent $11.7 billion on products and services advertised in unsolicited messages.

    Notice they didn't tie the correlation off.

    advertised in unsolicited emails

    Not: "because they followed a link in an unsolicited email"

    Big difference there. Viagra is "advertised" in email. Viagra is also obtained by perscription by doctors for legit medical reasons. The way they worded that makes it sound like they counted normal Viagra perscriptions in that 11 billion dollars. Even if the patient did not in fact follow a link from a spam email but just went to the doctor to help with the "get woody" problem.

    I am not sure why they would word it that way, but it makes me suspicious of the motives of the person that wrote the article... like they want to be convincing that spam is a good way to advertise and does actually cause sales. (Which I only half believe.)

    1. Re:From the Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am not sure why they would word it that way, but it makes me suspicious of the motives of the person that wrote the article... like they want to be convincing that spam is a good way to advertise and does actually cause sales. (Which I only half believe.)
      You only *half* believe that? Do you know who the DMA is? They're the reason the CAN-SPAM act sucks so hard.
  108. Re:"First?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the main point - "Spam" implies multiple reproduction (a crossposted article only has to be transferred once), and very wide dispersal.

    Keeping the latter in mind, the anniversary of the C&S Green Card Lottery post should really be April 12-14th (the script ran for nearly three days). The March postings were on a much smaller scale, and mostly to groups outside North America (those with a toplevel country code, like fr.*).

    There's an interesting 1994 interview with loony paranoiac Martha Siegel here.

    Where are they now, I wonder? Institutionalised? Jailed? I somehow doubt they're Rich, even though they fully deserve to be by 2004 economic standards.

  109. TShirt was made about their spam [link to picture] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a picture of the Canter and Seigel shirt made by Joel somebody-or-other to commemorate them.

    http://geekt.org/geekt/morenews.cgi?who=bluedove

  110. Re:I'm old... (join the club) by gosand · · Score: 1
    Back in 1992, there was no GUI for the web (Mosaic came out in late 1993), so you'd have to be using Lynx, or something similar if there was such a beast, as I did way back then.

    I was a Senior in college, and a fellow student was writing a paper on this new WWW thing, so I got to hear about the speculation of what it could become. You are right, there wasn't a GUI yet, I was just scoffing at the absurd notion of such a thing.

    Then I got to my first job in late '93 at Motorola, and they were running Unix workstations. Got Mosaic installed when it came out, and another guy and I figured out how to get out to the internet. Talk about exciting! Being able to surf the web while everyone else not only didn't have access, but didn't really know what it was. It was pretty tough in those days, there weren't even any search engines yet. I helped set up our intranet website, and had to give a few presentations (to seasoned professionals) on how it could benefit us. I actually got an award for being a founding member of our department's web team. It is really funny looking back those times. I can't wait to see how different things become in the next 10+ years.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  111. Birth, grow, dead? by rahard · · Score: 1
    $P@M

    Birth ...
    Grow ...
    Mature ...
    Dead! NO???

    Oh ... i wish it could be dead sooner.
    Come to think about it, spam has more than nine lives.
    It is immortal!

    -- br

  112. Re:I'm old... (and IBM remembers) by snoitpo · · Score: 1

    IBM published a book, "Accessing the Internet", in August 1995. About 230 pages long. Very quaint in parts ("150,000 new users every month") but still has many (at this point) timeless truths about working with the internet.

    Find it at this IBM search site or get the PDF file here.

  113. Me Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only is my dick really huge now, but thanks to the Miracle Cream spam I answered, my tits have increased 3 cup sizes!

  114. In other news... by perky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Direct Marketing Association estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail.

    In other news, the American Society for the Sales of Alternative Medicine estimated that new age hippies saved $47.3 trillion by forgoing medical insurance and waving crystals around insead.

    --
    "The new wave is not value-added; it's garbage-subtracted" - Esther Dyson, Dec 1994
  115. Variation on the broken window fallacy by Goonie · · Score: 1
    The other issue with that quoting these kind of "this industry is worth $BIGNUM so it deserves protection" is that they're all variations on the Broken window fallacy

    That 11.7 billion wouldn't have disappeared if there was no spam. It could have been spent elsewhere, thus generating similar or greater economic benefits and not imposing parasitic costs to the rest of us in dealing with the spammers' crap. If it was not spent, and was kept in people's pockets, that would probably be a good thing for the American economy as well, considering the ridiculous level of US consumer debt...

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  116. Goes good with breakfast though... by Mr.+Foofy · · Score: 1

    Of course if you don't like spam, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Then again, if you REALLY hate it...this is interesting... Fight Spam

  117. One more by Rukasu · · Score: 1

    Netiquette guidelines are not, as the article says, unspoken.

    http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1855.txt

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    http://www.narnarnar.com
  118. Actually the first spam by Mixel · · Score: 1

    Not so widely recognised, maybe, it advertised the DEC-20 computers to the entire ARPANET in 1978. And of course there's the "THERE IS NO WAY TO PEACE, PEACE IS THE WAY" of 1971...

  119. Re:I'm old... (join the club) by thogard · · Score: 1

    I keep running into people who have been doing web design since before Mosaic came out. I would say its very impressive to do that kind of prediction.

    Has anyone called Canter and Siegel about this recently? You know I got the T-shirt but they still haven't sued me like they claimed they would.

  120. I was there by mike3k · · Score: 1

    I received that very first spam at my netcom shell account and read it with Pine.

  121. I'd like to buy a penis pill, Vanna... by FrenchyinCT · · Score: 1

    Over 11 billion smackeroos spent last year in response to spam? Clearly we get it because it *works*, kids. And at $155 an average sale, that's the kind of moolah that can add up pretty quickly. Y'know, now that I think about it, I could quit my job and make some *real* dough hawking augmentation products to the chronically underendowed...

  122. sorry to misconstrue, but... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    My point was simply that even if there isn't a monetary cost to the economy from spammers, there are other costs which are not insignificant.

    There may be a monetary cost, anyway. Organized crime pushes money around - the money doesn't disappear in any of its transactions, even money laundering (where it disappears but comes back elsewhere in a different form). Spammers stealing bandwidth to make money selling individual products is similar, though with less severe consequences to the "end users". The money of the intermediaries which could be used for useful transactions is not used for investment, but for current consumption (as well as the money that the sC^Hpammers make). Investment drives growth in the economy, not consumption - spamming removes money for investment, and thus slows the economy eventually.

    The economy depends on choices - the ability to choose where your money goes, and the willingness to take the associated risks. When people's money is spent without their consent (like the gov't, but on a smaller scale, and with less social benefit), they are less likely to trust the market with their livelihood, because it rewards those who do ill. The market works because it has both societal benefits (useful products) and economic benefits. Spammers and their ilk diminish the useful content of the market - if they become a prediction of things to come, then the social benefits of the market (and the social backing for it) will likely decrease.