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  1. Alright.... on Sunspots Return · · Score: 1

    Who embarrassed the sun this time? Don't you people know how awkward the sun feels when you make fun of it?

  2. Re:Hi, I'm a mac on Microsoft Warns of New Video ActiveX Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Informative

    It can. Made the change to our GPOs, and it's rolling out now. Having an issue with terminal server users, the installer is trying to install for every user that accesses the box (as intended, I guess) but none of our users have admin rights so it's bombing out....that's a simple fix though, just exclude any terminal server you might have and patch it manually.

    So, to answer my own question, yeah, it's easy to script it.

  3. Re:I'd be fired... on Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans · · Score: 1

    Oh good grief. Sometimes I don't feel like smiling. You see everyone in almost every picture and they've got that big dumb fake smile on their face. That isn't me. Sometimes life isn't all happy-land dude.

    Don't presume to know my situation or why I smile or don't smile when I'm in pictures.

  4. Hi, I'm a mac on Microsoft Warns of New Video ActiveX Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have nothing further to say, I just wanna stand here in my black turtle-neck with my cup of coffee looking smug. /typed on my MBP, so simma-down now fan boys... ;-P

    Seriously, this exploit sucks. I've gotta patch a butt-load of computers today now. Thanks a lot MS. Anyone know if the MSI file has a silent install option? Or can it be done via GPO?

    I just walked in, this smacked me right in the face this am. Damnit.

  5. Re:Not Research on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 5, Funny

    teleported you to the cartoon robot death squad, did he? ;P

  6. I'd be fired... on Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not a smiler. My wife gives me hell whenever we take pictures together because I don't smile. I don't like fake smiling. It's stupid and I can tell when someone is faking it. My "fake" smile is stupid looking.

    They'd fire me after about a week. And you know what? I'd be cool with that.

    Retarded policy, well done, Japanese company.

  7. Re:Role Playing on The Essentials of RPG Design · · Score: 2, Funny

    Roll playing, role playing, whatever. I just wanna know if Gorack the Half-troll squeezes boob or butt.

    ROLL IT JOHNIE

  8. Re:Wake me when the Voynich is cracked on 200-Year-Old Cipher Finally Cracked · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, the Voynich manuscript has been cracked.

    It's a variation of the GNAA first post troll.

    Sorry to burst your bubble.

  9. Re:Role Playing on The Essentials of RPG Design · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah...they do.

    DM: You stand before the gates of Yoren.

    Gorack the Half-troll: I'm gonna roll to see if I can get hammered drunk at the tavern.

    DM: What? fine. Roll to see if you get drunk.

    Trantor the Barbarian: I'm gonna attack the gate guards!

    DM: Oh for fu....ok, fine. Roll to see your damage.

    Gorack: Yes! I'm hammered. I'm gonna feel up the tavern wench! Can I roll to see if I squeeze boob or butt?!?

    Spatula the Mage: I'm with Gorack!

    DM: *snaps* ROLL IT, THEN MORANS!

  10. Re:Didn't know what Zango was on Safe Harbor Spells Win For Kaspersky In Malware Case Against Zango · · Score: 1

    Sigh! It's salt, then till. That way the salt gets worked into the soil.

    LOL, this part of that inane post is what you chose to latch onto? ;-D

  11. Sorry Charlie... on Japanese Creating "Super Tuna" · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a tunami!

  12. Re:Didn't know what Zango was on Safe Harbor Spells Win For Kaspersky In Malware Case Against Zango · · Score: 3, Insightful

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Nah, that would allow the "phoenix" company to rise from the ashes...just using a different name. I'd humbly suggest the following:

    Invite a horde of angry Mongols to their office building. Ask said Mongols to do what they do best. Once the flames, smoke, and lamentations of the women die down to a dull roar, invite the US Army to do some tank maneuvers over the remains.

    Then, till the soil, salt it, and nuke it repeatedly from orbit. After the land becomes habitable once again, repeat the process.

  13. Re:Nice to see the worst elements of /. are here on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    LOL, get back in the house, old man, the grass is no place for you.

    You can't stop here, this is kid country.

    (I'm in my mid-30's...but I act like a jackass...erm kid still.)

  14. Re:The "moon" - a ridiculous liberal myth on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Think of the children, goddamnit! on The Hysteria of the Cyber-Warriors · · Score: 1

    /eats some Cheetos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFchkUFzqg

    All hail Cheesus!

  16. Re:wtf on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1

    Or...how about they use the damned taxes they're already taking from us via gas tax/registration fees and in some places city/county/state fees and use those to repair the roads?

    Cause you know, that's what they're already taxing us for. So this is, in essence, a double tax.

    Pay attention son.

  17. Re:OT: Go Play Outside on Scammers Target Neopets Users · · Score: 1

    Love the fact that you put OT in the TITLE of your post and some kind moderator decided to moderate your post as off-topic.

    LOL, you think?

    back on ...er...off topic: It's okay, comrade. The government will take care of the fat kids just like they do crack babies now.

    SLOWDOWN COWBOY IT HAS BEEN ONE MINUTE SINCE YOU LAST POSTED AND YOU MUST WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

  18. Re:The real solution on Scammers Target Neopets Users · · Score: 1

    The real solution is for the kids to have their own computer.

    Right, cause when I own that kids computer (YAY ME, I'm the man, I can pwn a child's computer) it'll be so frigging hard to hack the parent's computer...on the same network.

  19. Think of the children, goddamnit! on The Hysteria of the Cyber-Warriors · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, seriously? Journalists and other people with something to gain from it take a sensationalist view point and run with it?

    Holy crap, really? They do that? Huh.

    Oh well. /eats some Cheetos. What's on the tube?

  20. Re:Odometer on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1

    *golf claps*

    Bravo sir, bravo.

  21. Re:Reasonable! on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1

    Sure. It'll start out "reasonable"...and in the end, it'll be another "based off how much you earn" bullshit tax. I'm guessing most middle class americans will end up in the 20%-30% range.

  22. Re:wtf on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I don't know why this was modded troll, it was the exact first thought I had too.

    Seriously do we not have enough frigging taxes already?

    They tax you when you're born (delivered). They tax you when you get your first job. They tax your gas, your groceries, your home, you car, your health, your retirement, etc.etc.

    They tax your family when you die. They tax tax tax tax tax.

    Fuck this. Seriously. Fuck this shit.

  23. OT:What the hell is that on the cover of the book? on Unlocking Android · · Score: 1

    Catdroid?

    Hope it's nothing like catbert.

  24. Hi... on Google Claims They "Just Aren't That Big" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi! Billy Mays here for GIANTCo.

    Do you suffer from a lack of competition in your market place? Are your closest competitors light-years away from being a viable alternative to the solutions you offer? Well have I got just the thing for you! Introducing the amazing, the lovely, the Department of Justice! That's right folks, in just 10 easy years you can get a slap on the wrist and be deemed a monolopy.

    But wait, there's more! What if I told you that if you called right now, we'd throw in a second DOJ fine ABSOLUTELY FREE?!?!

    Call now, operators are standing by.

  25. Re:Proof please. on Comic Artist Detained For Script Containing 9/11 Type Scenarios · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AWWWSNAP!

    (Hello. I'm an American. I'm wound up like a steel spring, ready to snap and give away all my freedoms. Oh wait, no, no I'm not. God I hate generalizations)