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Comic Artist Detained For Script Containing 9/11 Type Scenarios

Comics writer Mark Sable was detained by security at Los Angeles International Airport because he was carrying a script for a new issue of his comic miniseries, Unthinkable. Unthinkable follows members of a government think tank that was tasked with coming up with 9/11-type "unthinkable" terrorist scenarios that now are coming true. Sable wrote about his experience saying, "...I was flagged at the gate for 'extra screening.' I was subjected to not one, but two invasive searches of my person and belongings. TSA agents then 'discovered' the script for Unthinkable #3. They sat and read the script while I stood there, without any personal items, identification or ticket, which had all been confiscated. The minute I saw the faces of the agents, I knew I was in trouble. The first page of the Unthinkable script mentioned 9/11, terror plots, and the fact that the (fictional) world had become a police state. The TSA agents then proceeded to interrogate me, having a hard time understanding that a comic book could be about anything other than superheroes, let alone that anyone actually wrote scripts for comics. I cooperated politely and tried to explain to them the irony of the situation. While Unthinkable blurs the line between fiction and reality, the story is based on a real-life government think tank where a writer was tasked to design worst-case terror scenarios. The fictional story of Unthinkable unfolds when the writer's scenarios come true, and he becomes a suspect in the terrorist attacks." It's too bad that the TSA can't protect us from summer blockbuster movies and not just graphic novels.

441 comments

  1. Proof please. by suso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any proof that he was detained and that this happened? Otherwise I'm tempted to believe that it is a stunt to advertise his comic.

    1. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

    2. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any proof that he was detained and that this happened?

      Well, given TSA's paranoia level, his description of events certainly is thinkable ;)

    3. Re:Proof please. by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if false, what does that say about society today if this is even believable.

    4. Re:Proof please. by oneTheory · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any proof that he was detained and that this happened?

      You, sir, are begging for a goatse reply.

    5. Re:Proof please. by Het+Irv · · Score: 1

      Well, proof or not I am interested now... stupid PR stunts (or stupid TSA if the story is true).

    6. Re:Proof please. by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That we have mob mentality? That isn't just today, that has been the case since we learned to use tools.

    7. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expressing a cynical perspective by default does not automatically make you sound any smarter (even if /. and the internet makes it seem that way).

    8. Re:Proof please. by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 0, Troll

      Any proof that he was detained and that this happened? Otherwise I'm tempted to believe that it is a stunt to advertise his comic.

      I'm tempted to believe that you believe that the President wasn't actually born in Hawaii.

    9. Re:Proof please. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

      Expressing a cynical perspective by default does not automatically make you sound any smarter (even if /. and the internet makes it seem that way).

      I wasn't trying to sound smart, I was trying to draw attention to myself because I'm deprived of it. And I'm a karma whore too, a cheap one. That's why I pay Slashdot $5 for a subscription, so I can use my limited mental capacity that is the result of lack of interaction with others to think of something interesting to say and make sure I get the first comment on a story if I want to. Only then do I feel good about myself. Other people? Who cares about them.

    10. Re:Proof please. by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      It says that people will believe what they want to believe.

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    11. Re:Proof please. by IdleTime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This was not very insightful. I'm sure he can provide you with evidence if you really want it.

      My experience as a foreign national living and working legally in the US and traveling across the Atlantic somewhat frequently, is that the TSA agents are high school dropouts at best and totally idiots. The level of intelligence is so low that they have problems grasping the most rudimentary issues ecplained to them.

      This is exactly what you get when you have decided that the work they are doing is not worth more than minimum wage.

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    12. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Is this tongue-in-cheek, or are you serious? I am pretty sure your post is 100% factual, regardless of whether or not you meant it to be.

    13. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm tempted to believe that you believe that the President wasn't actually born in Hawaii.

      Everyone knows that he was born in the secret base on the dark side of the moon. Geez, where have you been.

    14. Re:Proof please. by suso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any proof that he was detained and that this happened? Otherwise I'm tempted to believe that it is a stunt to advertise his comic.

      I'm tempted to believe that you believe that the President wasn't actually born in Hawaii.

      Ok, I'll bite. The answer is no in the case of Obama's citizenship, because they presented reasonable evidence that they had looked into it and presented valid documents. If I wanted to be a conspiracy theorist I might start saying things like "But those documents might have been fake, false testimony" blah blah blah. But because I'm not willing to investigate the matter myself, I have to take what is presented at face value and its a waste of ones time to think about it any more if you're not going to look into it yourself.

      This article however has no investigative journalism to it. No visible attempt was made to contact the TSA for their comment on the matter and it only appears that they listened to what Mark Sable had to say about it and wrote an article based on only that. This is why good journalism is important and why blogs can be bad at times. After reading the article Slashdot linked too, I did a search on news.google.com for Mark Sable and couldn't find much else about it other than the same story. This makes me skeptical about whether it actually happened and thus my initial inquiry.

      And since things like this have happened many times before (PR stunts), proof needs to be asked for.

    15. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean all riots that occurred when London installed cameras everywhere? Oh wait...

    16. Re:Proof please. by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AWWWSNAP!

      (Hello. I'm an American. I'm wound up like a steel spring, ready to snap and give away all my freedoms. Oh wait, no, no I'm not. God I hate generalizations)

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    17. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? what about all the crown's surveillance camera system?

    18. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Brits has to fight an uphill battle when they tried to curtail freedoms.

      You mean England? A.K.A., Surveillance Society Central? That England?

    19. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Pics or it didn't happen.

    20. Re:Proof please. by Gulthek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi. I'm not a historian, but I studied to be one.

      Things like Guantanamo Bay, the Iraq War, this TSA bullshit and countless others simply do not happen in other countries.

      You are wrong, mind-numbingly, disturbingly, incomprehensibly wrong. It's as though you just commented in all seriousness that the sun and the moon are the same thing. Not only are you wrong now, but you are wrong in the past and almost certainly the future. You are wrong on so throughly, so completely, that whenever I try to write a cohesive rebuttal my mind falls dizzyingly lurches into a dark chasm where the word "What?" echoes endlessly into the void.

      The fact that you have been modded +5 insightful is a thought too painful to bear. I think I need to go lie down.

    21. Re:Proof please. by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

      Why would they know he had said script on his person anyway? I suppose he could have been a random search candidate, but I've never been stopped at an airport because I had a notebook or whatever in my belongings. Perhaps if he was searched, it was for another reason, and the script was then found. Who knows... sounds made up to me.

    22. Re:Proof please. by bFusion · · Score: 1

      Dark side of the moon? Racist!

    23. Re:Proof please. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Do you ever watch a world news program or read a newspaper's international news section?

    24. Re:Proof please. by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Brits has to fight an uphill battle when they tried to curtail freedoms. In America, the population was crying out for more oppression.

      That's 100% true. However, those clever Home Ministry people then said: "Silly proles, these cameras are so you can all be on the telly!" and the fearsome fight against curtailing freedoms and privacy was overcome.

      In the US, however, we have more and dumber reality shows, so our not-as-clever populace was inclined to look favorably on the cameras, until their agents told them not to be seen on them without a solid contract and a percentage. Currently, our desired oppression is now in bitterly contested compensation arbitration proceedings.

    25. Re:Proof please. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do searches and seizures at airport security require warrants? Because if they did then there would be paperwork and if groups like the TSA wanted the benefit of the doubt they could say warrant or GTFO. But oh no wait travellers don't have any rights. Once you set up a rights free zone don't be surprised when everyone assumes you are abusing it. Until our freedoms are restored in an airport I'm inclined to believe every horror story I hear and assume that the jack booted morons are doing what ever they please. Because they have the power to do so.

    26. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "I can't think of any other country where reactions and measures taken are so extreme, and so disproportionate and above all so quick to occur."

      Rome.

    27. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, mob mentality. "The people." It's got nothing to do with the fact that the prize of political power (the special right to employ coercion as a means) attracts those who intend to control and exploit others for their own gain, not those who only want to mind their own business and live in peace.

      Sometimes you just have to think about these things from a common sense point of view. Common sense tells me that the business of power is occupied by those who are most effective at exploiting that power. The true professionals. How many billons of dollars per year do you think "security theater" pulls through the business of government? How much precedent does it set for the next expansion of power and revenue?

      Bottom line is that in the business of government, as long as money passes through your hands, you win. That is why "security theater" exists: money. Simply money. Control is merely a means to achieve more money. It's not very romantic, I know.

    28. Re:Proof please. by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't think of any other country where reactions and measures taken are so extreme, and so disproportionate and above all so quick to occur.

      I think you are completely and utterly wrong. Just about every other country has this sort of thing happening, some are better than the US but some are worse.

      The Brits has to fight an uphill battle when they tried to curtail freedoms. In America, the population was crying out for more oppression.

      That is so incorrect as to be offensive. The Brits are notorious for rolling over and taking the most ludicrous government interference in their daily lives. Look at the absurd surveillance they've built up over there, or the DNA database, or the ID cards. The British are far more likely collectively to let their elected officials do whatever the hell they want.

      In America, the population was crying out for more oppression.

      Wrong. From the beginning a huge chunk of Americans have been fighting against civil rights abuses. You are insulting the millions of people who demonstrated against the last government, the hundreds of lawyers who have fought against the Guantanamo detentions unpaid as well as the Patriot Act, the people who were willingly thrown in jail (even some elected officials) during protests. You're forgetting the fact that the current American president was elected on a platform of restoring civil liberties.

      But typical British smug superiority; maybe you should look around your own culture before you start pontificating, shouldn't be too hard considering all the cameras.

      Hell, the UK is the only place I ever heard of where those wrongfully imprisoned are then forced to reimburse the government for the cost of their imprisonment.

    29. Re:Proof please. by SQL+Error · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hahahahahaha -cough- hahahahahahaha!!!! Hee! ...

      Oh, wait, you were serious?!

    30. Re:Proof please. by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless, of course, we're talking about Paedophiles. Then, mob mentality is obviously the weapon of choice for any sane society, right? Twat.

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    31. Re:Proof please. by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, both Guantanamo and the Iraq War basically took place in other countries.

    32. Re:Proof please. by sampas · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well there is proof that the TSA did something just as inane in a different case, because the person being questioned recorded his interrogation. The ACLU is using the tape for the lawsuit against the TSA. Listen to it here: http://www.aclu.org/safefree/general/39922res20090618.html Unless you have a tape of your encounters, the judge will assume the cops/TSA/whatever never lie.

    33. Re:Proof please. by vishbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This happens all over the world. When it happens in the USA, however, people stand up and make noise. Part of the reason the USA may seem so oppressive is the massive voices of opposition from the other 49%. Contrast the US with a society like Russia, where the ruling de facto president (Medvedev is a Putin puppet) enjoys a 70% approval rating.

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    34. Re:Proof please. by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Parent should be modded stratospherically high. This post perfectly sums up much of the slashdot experience!

    35. Re:Proof please. by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Given that the TSA SOP is to categorically deny everything unless you have physical proof, how would contacting them have done any good?

    36. Re:Proof please. by blueskies · · Score: 2, Funny

      because it's inconceivable that the TSA would treat someone this way...

    37. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "is that the TSA agents are high school dropouts at best and totally idiots."

      That pretty much sums it up, Macbook Air anyone?

    38. Re:Proof please. by snakepimp · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree with the above more. The sad truth is, it is probably true. The fact that ti is possible in this country is reprehensible. I read stories every single day about people being detained for more ridiculous things than this, but it doesn't make the news because they are just plain folks like me getting harassed. We live in a state of near constant surveillance and suspicion, in the Good Ol' Yew Ess of Aee. The problem with being "detained" is they don't necessarily keep a record of it, they just accost you, abuse you and give you the boot. If one has no corroborating witnesses of perfect character and social standing, then you have nothing to fight back with. Cops, Corporations, Bureaucrats, Bankers, and TSA security apes are more equal than the rest of us. The Bill of Rights is dead! Long live the Bill of Rights!

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    39. Re:Proof please. by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 1

      How would he get proof? Would he be allowed to photograph the event? No. Would the TSA confirm or deny? No. Would you believe them if they did? No. Not sayin' the story's true or not true, just that in a police state evidence is just another pr variable. That said, the article doesn't explain why he was detained in the first place. Obviously they didn't know he had an "incriminating" script at that point. Of course, again, Big Brother ain't talking.

    40. Re:Proof please. by suso · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Its similar to how exploits are reported on open source vs. closed source. In closed source, bug reports aren't exactly welcomed, so a lot of them don't get reported or are unknown.

    41. Re:Proof please. by suso · · Score: 1

      That's why you put something like "Officials at the TSA where unavailable for comment" in your article. Which is something you see in professionally done articles.

    42. Re:Proof please. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Even if false, what does that say about society today if this is even believable.

      He got questioned about it after a random invasive search about a script. Not arrested, not strip searched, not tortured, doesn't sound like he was even delayed longer than usual (which doesn't mean the process wasn't humiliating, annoying and stupid)...

      It says about society the following: we employ typical security types for airport security and pay them to do a security guard's job. Is there a society on earth, or ever, that routine things like this were handled by the best and the brightest and were concerned that they sort out odd situations themselves? I'd imagine that the guards at castle gates were always the easily confused types. And it may just be more efficent for gatekeepers to hand the odd cases up the ladder to someone who can sort things out.

      What's ridiculous is that he was randomly searched once, they didn't find the script or anything else, then he got searched again. Unless he exited the gate and came back in, that doesn't make much sense to me.

    43. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasonable proof? Even the Hawaiians are saying that his birth certificate is not that of a native born Hawaiian. Notice the difference between these two "Certificate of Live Birth"? http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/pol/1236913553.html

    44. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some times, when reading comments on /. I often wonder how in the name of God you Americans can find it in your heart to name USA "God's own country?" when all you care about is yourselves and your petty dollars in your pockets.

      In Europe we got Universal Health Care due to the principals of solidarity towards your fellow human beings. The Brits like cameras? So what? Do you have the slightest idea about the kind of security they get from those? No. You just keep on crying out loudly about your own problems with crime. Hell, you're even blessing corporate crime, as long as the dollars keep rolling in.

      Who I am? An honest man from a country you haven't heard of - Yet we have more benefits and more freedom that petty America can possibly dream of. Get your facts right before attacking other systems then your own human hating points of view.

    45. Re:Proof please. by rm999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The ironic thing is the anti-American flavor of liberals like the GP can be just as Americentric as the neo-conservatives they hate.

      Everyone should study some history and periodically keep in touch with world news so they can keep things in perspective.

    46. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guantanamo bay didn't happen in another country, it happened on a US military base that happened to be in Cuba. US military bases are US soil.

    47. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just finished watching Gladiators for the 40th time, eh?

    48. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, just saying he's wrong doesn't get us anywhere does it? Try something like: this sort of episode is not at all unknown in any totalitarian state. In fact, these events are considerably less common in the USA than in lots of other societies. Simple google searches will provide any amount of corroboration.

      The disquieting thing is that they are becoming depressingly more frequent in the US.

    49. Re:Proof please. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look at the absurd surveillance they've built up over there,

      I hope you're not still basing this on the debunked article in a right-wing tabloid that counted traffic cameras and private security cameras on a major london street, divided this number by the length of the street, multiplied it by the total road length in the UK and published this as the total number of government security cameras in the UK. Getting news about the UK from publications like the Daily Mail is like getting news about the USA from Fox News. It may contain some facts, but it's so distorted to push an agenda that it's far from representative.

      For the record, there are no government-controlled cameras anywhere near where I live. There are a few private ones in local shops that get a small view of the road outside. If you go out of town a bit, you will find traffic monitoring cameras on the motorway. If you go in to town, you will find some security cameras in the centre areas. If you walk around a typical American city, you will see security cameras in similar places.

      or the DNA database

      The one that doesn't exist, and which is currently massively over-budget and looking like it won't be completed? The one which now has been subject of extensive campaigning from civil rights groups and now has very few supporters in government?

      or the ID cards

      You mean the planned ID cards? The ID cards which were subject to extensive campaigning from groups like No2ID and have since been dropped as too expensive and not actually useful?

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    50. Re:Proof please. by Duradin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or "I was interrogated by the TSA, and they confiscated the other lousy T-shirt".

    51. Re:Proof please. by pnuema · · Score: 1
      You are wrong, mind-numbingly, disturbingly, incomprehensibly wrong. It's as though you just commented in all seriousness that the sun and the moon are the same thing. Not only are you wrong now, but you are wrong in the past and almost certainly the future. You are wrong on so throughly, so completely, that whenever I try to write a cohesive rebuttal my mind falls dizzyingly lurches into a dark chasm where the word "What?" echoes endlessly into the void.

      BEST.RESPONSE.EVER!

    52. Re:Proof please. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Has anyone else noticed that there has not been a peep from the Democratic party about the PATRIOT Act since the Democratic party took control of both the executive and legislative branches of our government in the recent election?
      During both terms President Bush's ( a Republican ) Presidency, the Democrats loudly demanded that the PATRIOT Act be scaled back or repealed.

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    53. Re:Proof please. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's interesting. My experience of TSA agents is that they are generally interesting and friendly people. Last time I flew out of Salt Lake City I managed to book my flight for the wrong month (stupid online booking form resetting itself, stupid brain not double-checking) so the airline flagged me as a suspicious person. The TSA people apologised for pulling me over. My laptop was damaged before the trip, with the screen only held on by one hinge; when I explained that it was fragile they let me open it myself to make sure that they didn't damage it. When they'd cleared me, one of them mentioned that he was taking a trip to London the next month and, since my flight wasn't for an hour and it wasn't busy, asked me if I had any advice for things to see while he was there. We chatted for about five minutes, and he didn't seem like a high-school drop-out at any point...

      Next trip, when I was leaving New York, one of the TSA guys stopped me because he'd seen me take my Nokia 770 out of my pocket at the security checkpoint. It turned out he was a Linux geek and wanted to know how well it performed in real-world use. Is he a total idiot? Well, he was a Linux user, but I'll refrain from making the obvious remark of a BSD user...

      Almost every time I fly, I get flagged by either customs or security for extra screening, and I've always found them polite and friendly. They just can't seem to decide whether I look more like a terrorist or a smuggler (if my hair's down, customs are more likely to stop me, if it's in a ponytail security are - possibly law-abiding people have short hair).

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    54. Re:Proof please. by broggyr · · Score: 1

      *Groan*

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    55. Re:Proof please. by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      No. Pics or it didn't happen.

      Sorry... The TSA was "examining" my camera.

    56. Re:Proof please. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The part about the security people not believing that comic books have scripts, or maybe that there are people who get paid to write them, is also a bit ridiculous. I don't expect the average policeman to be up on the finer points of law, but imagine if a state trooper pulled over a motorcyclist claiming that he didn't think vehicles with less than four wheels were allowed on the highways, or a beat cop arresting someone for putting an envelope in the night deposit slot at the local bank, or something equally a matter of basic common knowledge.

        I once got fair treatment in court after my car was hit by another driver because the cop knew enough basic general knowledge to realize that he could ask that driver to turn on his lights 'again'. (When the broken shelled bulb lit and very quickly flared out, that proved it hadn't been on at the time of the crash, and it went into the report as driver B 'flat out lied about having his lights on', which helped a lot when the jerk lied again in court.

            Knowing that there are some words in a comic book, or being able to reason out that whoever put those words there probably got paid for it, or doesn't normally do the whole book himself in his basement, or things like that, isn't a very elitist standard to expect. In fact, I'd give more credit to people who assumed comic books were always published by big corporations such as Marvel and DC, and doubted someone's claim to be a one man self-publisher, than vice-versa.

            We really need for everyone who has special authority over the average person to have at least certain basic knowledge. This account sounds like a whole group of security didn't meet what I'd consider a reasonable minimum standard. I hardly expect them to be rocket surgeons, but this sort of thing looks like we expect them to be Larry, Moe, and Curly.

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    57. Re:Proof please. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Things like Guantanamo Bay, the Iraq War... simply do not happen in other countries.

      There are no words to describe how awesome of a geographical "lolwut?" this is.

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    58. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, since TSA agents are local, quality varies *widely* from airport to airport.

      For example... down here in Atlanta (GA), they're usually dumb as bricks.
      However... I flew out of Providence (RI) a few months ago, and they were courteous and pretty intelligent.

      Of course, Providence is a lot smaller than Atlanta, but still... the varying quality?
      As I've heard it put before -- TSA isn't there to *keep* you safe.
      It's there to *convince* you that you're safe.

    59. Re:Proof please. by shoor · · Score: 1

      in riso veritas? (OK, I'm trying to paraphrase the Latin saying "in vino veritas" which means "in wine there is truth", by making it "In humor there is truth". but I don't know if the damn ablative is the same for 'risus' (laughter) as it is for 'vinum' (wine), or is it a dative?

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    60. Re:Proof please. by hexmem · · Score: 2, Informative

      Guantanamo bay didn't happen in another country, it happened on a US military base that happened to be in Cuba. US military bases are US soil.

      Sorry, but your wrong.

      Your confusing Guantanamo Bay Naval Base with the Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. Two totally different places.

      The whole argument with the detention camp was that it was NOT U.S. Soil, therefore, they could get away with things like torture, no legal counsel, indefinite incarceration, etc.

    61. Re:Proof please. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      A cop also has to deal with a much wider range of situations than a security screener at an airport, has to have much more training, I believe is paid much more, and has less ability to hand odd situations up the pay scale. And, honestly, that's pretty surprising to me that a cop would think that up. I think it's more likely that he didn't think of that, it's just standard SOP for those types of accidents.

      Most of all though, a cop having to make correct decisions is usually much more important than a security screener making stupid decisions.

    62. Re:Proof please. by hexmem · · Score: 1

      Your post can be summarized into two words: Common Sense! :-)

      I had never heard of comic books having scripts before, but when I read it in the article summary it made sense to me. What we need in this world is more people with common sense. Unfortunately, it seems that the TSA prefers to hire only those WITHOUT it.

    63. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Brits are notorious for rolling over and taking the most ludicrous government interference in their daily lives. Look at the absurd surveillance they've built up over there, or the DNA database, or the ID cards. The British are far more likely collectively to let their elected officials do whatever the hell they want.

      Two words..

      Poll Tax.

      Introduced 1377, Peasants revolt 1381 - revoked
      Introduced 1989/1990, Poll Tax riots 1990, government folded 1990.

      Granted we might put up with more sh*t than some, but sooner or later the British public stand up to be counted.

      maybe you should look around your own culture before you start pontificating

      And at least we have some culture to look around.

    64. Re:Proof please. by careysub · · Score: 1

      This is nonsense.

      Reasonable proof? Even the Hawaiians are saying that his birth certificate is not that of a native born Hawaiian. Notice the difference between these two "Certificate of Live Birth"? http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/pol/1236913553.html

      The highest government official in Hawaii charged with maintaining public health records, Dr. Chiyome Leinaala Fukino, Director of Health for the State of Hawai'i, has officially issued a determination based on his personal examination of Obama's original birth certificate that he was born in Hawaii. You can read the official statement yourself.

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    65. Re:Proof please. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bah, I think the guy is telling the truth. Why, just the other day, I was stopped at the airport for trying to bring a delicious Coca-Cola on the plane. No matter how much the TSA officers agreed on the unbeatable crisp taste of Coca-Cola, they still detained me. Luckily, I discovered that I could buy a delicious, ice-cold Coca Cola right in the airport gift shop! Thank God I wasn't deprived of the cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola on the plane.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    66. Re:Proof please. by hexmem · · Score: 0, Troll

      In Europe we got Universal Health Care due to the principals of solidarity towards your fellow human beings.

      Oh ya, that's TOTALLY why you have Universal Health Care. (roll's eyes)

      Here's a news flash for you buddy. UHC has never worked anywhere in the world as well as the US's private health care. Not that the US's health care system is perfect by any means, but it's way better then any socialist health care that's out there.

      The Brits like cameras? So what? Do you have the slightest idea about the kind of security they get from those?

      Yes I do know the kind of security you get from CCTV. Absolutely none! Cameras might help catch the person who killed/raped/robbed you AFTER THE FACT, but what good is that? The damage is done. Who needs a camera for security when you can just carry a 9mm? Then the only person who gets hurt is the IDIOT who tried to commit a crime against you.

    67. Re:Proof please. by Spaham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what does is say about *the united states* if I may correct...
      unfortunately, this state of paranoia has spread abroad in many countries as well.
      Getting a whole country paranoid is really quick, getting the paranoia out may take years...

    68. Re:Proof please. by jd · · Score: 1

      Paranoia level? Would that be Green-level troubleshooters, Vulture Squadron or the commie mutant traitors, friend Citizen?

      Meanwhile, will all infra-red troubleshooters please report to the termination chambers as the food vats are running low.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    69. Re:Proof please. by Spaham · · Score: 1

      err wasn't that meant to be modded funny ?

    70. Re:Proof please. by pHus10n · · Score: 1

      I'm including your post as my signature.....

      ....on every website I frequent. LOL.

    71. Re:Proof please. by jd · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that the Constitution ONLY applies to the US Government. The people running the security at airports are all contractors, outside corporations, and therefore not Government.

      (This works the same way that contract-written software for the Government is considered "COTS" - commercial off-the-shelf - whereas if a Government employee did the same work, it would be "GOTS" - Governmental off-the-shelf. The Constitution limits what the Government can own, patent, copyright, etc, but hiring contractors bypasses the Constitution.)

      There have also been cases where the Constitution has been found not applicable in terms of Government employees. Because the relationship is that of employer to employee, not Government to citizen, Constitutional safeguards do not always apply to employees.

      In this case, it is possible that the TSA has found a way to get passengers declared employees (or even employers, as the passengers pay the TSA's bills, ultimately), and therefore no safeguards are due.

      Consider this. If, indeed, the TSA has argued that the populace is, in essence, an employer or an employee of the system, this means that ANY branch of Government can say the same. The police get paid via the taxes you pay and the fines you pay, so essentially you are part of the payroll system.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    72. Re:Proof please. by Cacadril · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hell, the UK is the only place I ever heard of where those wrongfully imprisoned are then forced to reimburse the government for the cost of their imprisonment.

      In Norway, Per Liland, wrongfully convicted for murder and jailed for 14 years, had the cost of living he would have had if not jailed, deducted from his compensation. (Until there was an uproar and the deduction was cancelled.)

      The logic was that the compensation was compensation for loss due to imprisionment. Without imprisionment he would have had living expenses. The compensation as granted by the Parliament was for lost income. Now they adjusted for lost expenses too. The logic is flawless: it had two part, the amount he would presumably have earned in a job, and a compensation for reduced quality of life. But they failed to compute a compensation for the insult of doing such calculations.

      --
      There is no substitute for common sense. Especially, no body of rules will do.
    73. Re:Proof please. by legirons · · Score: 3, Funny

      The TSA agent probably thought he'd found Isaac Mendez...

    74. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with the US and how the rest of the world see the population is that the idiots are the most loud.
      Most Europeans for instance mostly hear the insane part of the population and not the sane part.

      When one realizes this the view of the population changes quite a bit... Though I wish more could see that...

    75. Re:Proof please. by legirons · · Score: 1

      Do searches and seizures at airport security require warrants?

      Is the Pope a Hindu?

    76. Re:Proof please. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      They sat and read the script while I stood there,...

      Right there is where his credibility goes out the window. As if anyone would believe that TSA agents could read something as convoluted and complex as a comic book in a time span that someone could remain standing in, not to mention completely missing his flight (and probably his return flight). Next time try something believable, like "The sat and read the title to the script while I stood there, I could tell what they were reading by the way their mouths slowly opened and closed with each letter...", or "They sat and colored in my script while I stood there...", or at least something that's not so laughable.

    77. Re:Proof please. by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently pointing out poor word choice in trolls counts as insightful.

    78. Re:Proof please. by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bear in mind that the Constitution ONLY applies to the US Government. The people running the security at airports are all contractors, outside corporations, and therefore not Government.

      Wow, someone sure wasn't paying attention when the TSA was created by nationalizing the formerly private airport security screeners, and rapidly became far more of a pain in the ass than the old ones ever were.

    79. Re:Proof please. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The people running the security at airports are all contractors, outside corporations, and therefore not Government.

      They're performing a government function, so th rules still apply.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    80. Re:Proof please. by abigor · · Score: 1

      Here's a news flash for you buddy. UHC has never worked anywhere in the world as well as the US's private health care. Not that the US's health care system is perfect by any means, but it's way better then any socialist health care that's out there.

      And here's a news flash for you: the US spends more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other country in the world (15.9% in 2008). Yet it has one of the highest infant mortality rates in the western world (> 5 per 1000 live births), and the life expectancy is a mere 78.2 years, putting it behind every other western country (not to mention a lot of non-western countries).

      Infant mortality and life expectancy are the two main indices used to measure health care performance. Your comment is not only wrong, but grotesquely so.

    81. Re:Proof please. by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1

      This happens all over the world. When it happens in the USA, however, people stand up and make noise.

      People make noise over this sort of thing in other places, too. Just because our noise doesn't often make it into the US mainstream media (the Iran elections being a prominent exception), it doesn't mean people in other countries won't stand up for their rights.

      There is one difference. The US never had a fascist government, and I guess that's one indication that democracy and freedom of speech were really more important to its people than in other places. The citizens of countries with a recent (20th century) totalitarian background - like Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Austria, and all of the former east block countries - know very well what's at stake, and take the words "never again" very seriously. If you doubt that, and think that only Americans will stand up against the actions of their government, come visit Europe some day, and talk to the locals.

      CJ

      --

      Ah, arrogance and stupidity, all in the same package. How efficient of you. -- Londo Mollari
    82. Re:Proof please. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 0

      I'm not a historian, but I studied to be one.

      Perhaps amidst your studies, you came across the concept of a contextomy. Specifically how I was referring to how the speed and disproportion of American reaction to events as being what marks those reactions out.

      Not only are you wrong now, but you are wrong in the past and almost certainly the future.

      While I cannot speak for the future, I'm afraid I cannot point to a single event in history that has ever lead as quickly and sweepingly to the reactions seen in America after September 11th. But considering as you claim to have historical background, perhaps you would care to illuminate any other overreactions throughout history on the scale and speed of American ones? I await your reply with interest.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    83. Re:Proof please. by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      This happens all over the world. When it happens in the USA, however, people stand up and make noise

      And that's all they do...for 30 minutes, after which they go back to watching American Idol.

      --
      In Soviet Russia, I ruled you
    84. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "whenever I try to write a cohesive rebuttal my mind falls dizzyingly lurches into a dark chasm"

      That's is why I could not find a real argument or exemple in your statement?

    85. Re:Proof please. by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Has anyone else noticed that there has not been a peep from the Democratic party about the PATRIOT Act since the Democratic party took control of both the executive and legislative branches of our government in the recent election?
      During both terms President Bush's ( a Republican ) Presidency, the Democrats loudly demanded that the PATRIOT Act be scaled back or repealed.

      I'm sorry Citizen, but you are suffering from dehydration psychosis. Please remain calm and watch the "Hope & Change-He Is The One" video on loop while we secure you in the new Government Healthcare Re-Hydration Chair(TM) while the stomach tube replenishes your essential fluids with kool-aid that includes necessary nutrients like lithium, prozac, haldol, and thorazine among others. You'll get used to the eyelid & head-positioning clamps after the kool-aid has a chance to work.

      Be Well!

      --
      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    86. Re:Proof please. by hozozco · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Hell, the UK is the only place I ever heard of where those wrongfully imprisoned are then forced to reimburse the government for the cost of their imprisonment." For some years now, if you enter Australia as an asylum-seeker - which is not illegal - you are put in detention camps - sometimes for years. When/if you are deported you are given a bill for your detention. My nephew-in-law received such a bill for around $AUS250,000. Fortunately it looks like the newish Rudd Government (with support from some of the opposition) is going to reverse this. But I think my point stands - people are locked up in Australia for years having committed no crime and are given a bill for their 'accommodation' when they leave. ...oh and Australian's can can detained for ages without trial with no one knowing why or being able to report on it... ...only in America? I wish!

    87. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    88. Re:Proof please. by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      While I agree 100% with your first paragraph, he was probably modded up for the first part of his statement. Bush never would have never been able to lie the US into Iraq without the knee-jerk sensationalist media beating the drum, and the vast majority of America following.

      --
      One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces. - PF
    89. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice how there's no witness signatures on the one he released? I'm telling you its a conspiracy.

    90. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because most of the Patriot Act was invalidated by the Supreme Court months ago. Do you not do any research?

    91. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doctors name either. That press release also says that the original cannot be released to anyone who doesn't have a tangible interest in it. Now why wouldn't the citizens of this country have a tangible interest when it comes to the eligibility for the highest office in the US? This stinks of conspiracy!

    92. Re:Proof please. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wrong. Most of the folks who were against the civil rights abuses by the Bush administration are just as much against the continuation of these abuses by the current one. Now, let's face it... You won't hear a lot of us in the MSM, who like to focus on the blue-dogs and other gutless Republican fellow travelers who rolled over for these abuses, but out here in the Interwebs and in certain parts of MSNBC (I'm looking at you Maddow!) the left is still screaming about it. You can check out this guy's columns, for one. There are many more.

      --
      That is all.
    93. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But oh no wait travellers don't have any rights.

      Every traveller has the right not to get on the plane. No person has a "right" to fly, or to ride a train, or even a bus, since those things only take place if a second party provides the plane/train/bus. Getting on a plane requires a mutually agreeable set of conditions between the traveller and the airline. It used to be that was little more than "Write check" and "Plane goes where it says," but recently we've amended that to include "Traveller convinces airline/TSA he is not a threat." If enough people find that overly onerous, the airline lobby will buy some senators and get the TSA scaled back. Simple market at work

    94. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      several provisions of the Act are set to expire this year, including 'roving wiretaps'. However, according to an article at TheHill.com, The GOP Right wants to extend the Act.

    95. Re:Proof please. by Angostura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hell, the UK is the only place I ever heard of where those wrongfully imprisoned are then forced to reimburse the government for the cost of their imprisonment.

      Interesting. Citation, please?

    96. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This really is and always has been true - the party in power supports expansion of those powers; the opposition decries this expansion, until they themselves are in power.

    97. Re:Proof please. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Here's a news flash for you buddy. UHC has never worked anywhere in the world as well as the US's private health care. Not that the US's health care system is perfect by any means, but it's way better then any socialist health care that's out there.

      Never heard of Canada?

      Yes I do know the kind of security you get from CCTV. Absolutely none! Cameras might help catch the person who killed/raped/robbed you AFTER THE FACT, but what good is that? The damage is done.

      Sure, 'cause catching them after the fact and jailing them before they do it again doesn't make us safer. Nope. Not a bit.

      "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    98. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    99. Re:Proof please. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, it's not. It's just copypasta, bland and generic; the verbal equivalent of iceberg lettuce on white bread.

      The original poster commented that "Things like Guantanamo Bay, the Iraq War, this TSA bullshit and countless others simply do not happen in other countries."

      That's clearly a false statement, but in calling it either false or stupid or even "incomprehensibly wrong" does not do anything to promote your point of view. We could use the UK CCTV network as a counterpoint to the TSA bullshit; the Iraq War can be held against countless examples, of which the first I can think of is China's occupation of Tibet and desire for Taiwan; Torture is used throughout human history to get information out of people, famously the WWII-era Japanese.

      Now, when you're comparing the US - the great and shining beacon of freedom and justice - to the UK, China, and Japan before 1945, then you've got some serious issues with your quality control department.

      But simply saying "you're so wrong it makes my head hurt" is just lazy copypasta hinging on religious rhetoric.

      --

      ---
      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    100. Re:Proof please. by Schuthrax · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you also say, "And that's all they do...for 30 minutes, after which they go back to playing World of Warcraft"?

    101. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone else noticed that there has not been a peep from the Democratic party about the PATRIOT Act since the Democratic party took control of both the executive and legislative branches of our government in the recent election?
      During both terms President Bush's ( a Republican ) Presidency, the Democrats loudly demanded that the PATRIOT Act be scaled back or repealed.

      They never went after Bush for war crimes because they all work for the same foundations, organizations, companies, and think tanks, like the Rockefeller foundation, Club of Rome, Council on Foreign Relations, and Trilateral Commission.

    102. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the rebuttal. Though the thorough dick-slapping you just administered certainly stung, only the pain and humiliation from your cruel mockery and merciless insults can pierce my noxious veil of ignorance. It saddens me to realize what a jackass I have become, and how I may have alienated those once close to me with my astounding capacity for stupidity. They are right to say horrible things behind my back.
                Because of the increasingly inescapable fact that I have nothing to contribute to any discussion whatsoever, I take my leave now of this online forum, and others like it, to embark on a quest to correct my massive intellectual shortcomings. Gone is my steady diet of echo-chamber blogs and me-too online postings that only serve to reinforce my poorly-thought-out beliefs; for the first time in years I will hold actual books in my hands and read them. Since it is very likely that I dropped out of college or am unworthy of the piece of paper I was handed because I "coasted" through my classes, I will go back to school to fill in the numerous gaps in my knowledge that cause me to say very stupid things.
                This undertaking will consume years of my life, but I will not post a single sentence online- not where someone else might actually see it, until I'm certain that the drooling simpleton that stands before you is no more. If I renege on my commitment and do post something- especially on Slashdot- feel free to post a link to this thread so I can be reminded(and others can see) what an ugly cretin I truly am, and be sure to follow it up with the cruelest words you can direct at me; you must reduce me to running away with tears in my eyes and my tail between my legs, like the little bitch I truly am.

      Forgive me for my blight on your internet,
      -ObsessiveMathsFreak

      FTFY.

      And good luck in your endeavors. We love you!

    103. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is partially right thou, things like "Iraq Wars" do tend to happen in Iraq and not other countries. I'd be interested to see the first Iraq War that happens inside Japan or someplace.

    104. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was talking about the democrats in power, not just the left in general.

      It look like you guys were hood winked and you can't see it well enough that you still associate yourself with our fearless leader and the rest of the democrats in power.

    105. Re:Proof please. by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      Well, just saying he's wrong doesn't get us anywhere does it? Try something like: this sort of episode is not at all unknown in any totalitarian state. In fact, these events are considerably less common in the USA than in lots of other societies. Simple google searches will provide any amount of corroboration.

      The disquieting thing is that they are becoming depressingly more frequent in the US.

      Totalitarian state? Try any run-of-the-mill military dictatorship (and many countries with allegedly democratic governments).

    106. Re:Proof please. by jd · · Score: 1

      Impossible. I've yet to see anyone claim that the Government functions at all.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    107. Re:Proof please. by westlake · · Score: 1

      Do searches and seizures at airport security require warrants?

      The short answer is "probably not."

      The traveler's rights have always been limited.

      Whatever limited rights are are available to stops and searches of automobiles, fewer are available to boats. A warrant is not required. Probable cause is not required. Reasonable, articulable suspicion is not rquired. Authorized by a statute promulgated by the First Congress (1789-1791), and sustained in United States vs. Villamonte-Marquez (1983), customs agents may without any suspicion of wrongdoing, hail and board any vessel on the high seas or in U.S. territorial waters for purposes of examining documentation and conducting safety inspections. Once on board, authorities may visit the vessel's public areas and draw reasonable conclusions from observations of those areas. These observations may in turn justify a more intrusive search. Unreasonable searches and seizures

      What it comes down in the end is that securing the border and protecting the transportation network comes first.

    108. Re:Proof please. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      because it's inconceivable that the TSA would treat someone this way...

      But apparently not Unthinkable.

    109. Re:Proof please. by idobi · · Score: 1

      Camp Delta and Camp 7 were both on the navy base. Do you think the cuban government would allow the US to put a detention camp on their land if it wasn't on the navy base?

    110. Re:Proof please. by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      The thing is, no one thought this could happen in the land of the free. Check your own history America.

    111. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that require that a TSA agent had at least a grade level reading capacity and that they would have enough curiosity to actually crack a comic cover? In my experience, these folks rate right up there with social services employees. "NEXT!".

    112. Re:Proof please. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Depending on your definition, the naval base may also be construed as not being US soil. The US military only leases it from Cuba (for a small sum, an arrangement that Cuba is powerless to change or cancel). It's an absurd technicality, but there you go.

      Regarding the legitimacy of the treaty (which Cuba disputes on the grounds that they had no choice but to sign it, something that could be said of the treaties ending most wars), it is worth noting that the war was against Spain, and Cuba obtained its independence as a result, so it's kind of disingenuous of the Cuban government to insist that we stole the bay from Cuba by military threat. In some ways it would be more accurate to say that we stole all of Cuba from Spain by military action, kept one little bay, and allowed the rest of Cuba its independence. I'm not sure why a subsequent change of government in Cuba should be expected to alter the arrangement. (Although, I'm also not entirely sure why the lease didn't expire after a century. I suppose there's a story behind that, but I don't know it.)

      Speaking of Cuba, I keep wondering how much longer Castro can keep going. The man's been in power since Strom Thurmond was a young whippersnapper...

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    113. Re:Proof please. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > know very well what's at stake, and take the words "never again" very seriously.

      However seriously they may think they take said words, Germany still worries me, because they still fundamentally do not believe in freedom and protection of political speech. It is, for example, illegal in Germany to publicly express certain political ideas (e.g., pro-Nazi ideas). That's the very sort of thing that got them into trouble and allowed the Nazi party to do what it did, and they haven't ever repented of it. I mean, they've repented of the outcome, but that's kind of like saying "I'm sorry I got caught". It's NOT the same thing as learning your lesson. No free speech, no free press, from my perspective it looks as if they're determined to let more or less the same thing happen again sooner or later.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    114. Re:Proof please. by moortak · · Score: 1

      The Reichstag fire springs to mind. Most nations have at least, and usually more major overreactions.

      --
      Xavier Rabourdin for president 2012
    115. Re:Proof please. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The part about the security people not believing that comic books have scripts,
      > or maybe that there are people who get paid to write them, is also a bit ridiculous.

      I think you're overstating yourself here. I know Slashdot geeks all think comic books are a major form of literature and everything, but honestly, outside of a few geeky circles, I don't think *most* people are really aware that comic books are read by adults or can be significantly darker and edgier than Superman.

      Honestly, I *do* know that comic books can be pretty dark and edgy, but still, if I saw a script involving terrorist plots, my first thought would *not* be, "Oh, must be for a comic book."

      OTOH, my first thought would also not be "Oh, must be real terrorist plans."

      Come to think of it, my first guess probably would have been that the dude fancied himself a movie script writer. Rolling of eyes might well have ensued.

      But people like me usually don't work in airport security. Boring.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    116. Re:Proof please. by CaptainDefragged · · Score: 1

      Seriously, disagree != troll

      Just because this person has a personal experience that does not fit the current perception or stereotype of TSA, does not make him or her a troll.

      --
      Don't tailgate - the end is near!
    117. Re:Proof please. by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1

      > know very well what's at stake, and take the words "never again" very seriously.

      However seriously they may think they take said words, Germany still worries me, because they still fundamentally do not believe in freedom and protection of political speech. It is, for example, illegal in Germany to publicly express certain political ideas (e.g., pro-Nazi ideas). That's the very sort of thing that got them into trouble [...]

      I hear this argument a lot, so let me explain. This specific limitation of free speech in Germany (and Austria) is a direct consequence of the "never again" principle. These laws were made out of respect for the survivors of the Holocaust, and were formulated with the express approval of the allied forces. Maybe in 40 years this limitation can be lifted, but as long as there are still people who remember this time first-hand, it will remain. There are similar restrictions in every country, including the US (you're not allowed to put up a sign saying that blacks aren't wanted here, for example). All in all, speech is just as free (and just as limited) in Germany as in the US, only the boundaries vary. In Germany, pro-Nazi talk is forbidden, in the US, obscene speech is restricted.

      Yeah, I'm a little worried about the latest developments in Germany, too: net censorship, proposed bans on "violent" games, these were all discussed here. But people are certainly making a noise about these issues (including posting about them on Slashdot), and nobody's calling the GeStaPo on them.

      CJ

      --

      Ah, arrogance and stupidity, all in the same package. How efficient of you. -- Londo Mollari
    118. Re:Proof please. by Ninth+Marion · · Score: 1

      I completely agree that since they have set up a rights-free zone, they deserve no benefit of the doubt. Until they stop their systematic abuse and act like the public servants they are, I will dismiss them as a menace.

      They should not be allowed to examine any document. They should be explicitly forbidden, and terminated if they do so, with possible criminal charges. Documents present no threat whatsoever to the security and safety of the planes and the airport. Their function (if they have a legitimate one) is to provide for the immediate physical safety of the passengers and planes. They are not investigators, they are not police - they are security guards. The only time private documents should be forcibly read is under the force of a warrant issued by a public court and supported by solid evidence of criminal activity.

      Not sure if this story is true, but it's certainly believable.

    119. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    120. Re:Proof please. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Based on a what was recorded on a cell phone by Steve Bierfeldt a Campaign For Liberty treasurer (Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX)
      at a St. Louis airport while "talking" to the TSA?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMB6L487LHM
      The only new aspect seems to be "without any personal items" - ie the TSA has learned, Stasi like,
      Tape me once, shame on you; tape me twice, shame on me.

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    121. Re:Proof please. by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least in your experience they were polite while they were invading your privacy, wasting your time and money, and messing up the contents of your bags. A friendly hello and thank-you while being subjected to pointless security theater makes it all better. I'll bet your glad they didn't decide to exercise the knowledge they learned over their 1 week training course to become a TSA agent to harass you for having the wrong book in your luggage, or a pair of fingernail clippers. I'm glad they stress courtesy while they train them to abuse and violate your rights in ways the much better trained cops would get suspended for. It's kind of like the post office or DMV, most of them are competent and pleasant, but there is the occasional one who is rude, incompetent, and bent on exercising his power to hinder you as much as possible. Except instead of having the option to say fuck it and walk out of their little fiefdom, they have the power to detain you and strip search you.

    122. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it legal to tape the TSA w/o consent of the TSA?

    123. Re:Proof please. by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      "UHC has never worked anywhere in the world as well as the US's private health care."

      Utter and complete bullshit. Every_single_word.

      How many coutries have you visited outside the US?

      I live in Australia and am very happy with our health care. Then I read of dying people thrown out of US hospitals when their money ran out, to die on the streets.

      Why is it uniformed Americans try to pretend that
      they have any understanding of a decent health care system.

    124. Re:Proof please. by Celc · · Score: 1

      In a real democracy the opposition can be far more than 49% when there is more than two of them. The difference is that every now and again America gets it's panties in a bunch and decides to invade a country despite not having permission from anyone to do so or decides to overthrow an government by funding revolutionaries. The rest of the world reacting to Americas policy's is a matter of self defense at this point, don't fool yourself into thinking it's because half the people respectfully disagree as you re-elect the loonies for a second term.

    125. Re:Proof please. by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      Currently, our desired oppression is now in bitterly contested compensation arbitration proceedings.

      Televised, presumably.

    126. Re:Proof please. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Hi. I'm not a historian, but I studied to be one.

      ... but you weren't very good at it. Whenever you were called upon to cite historical counter-examples you merely stated that your interlocutor was "wrong."

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      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    127. Re:Proof please. by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You didn't even have to wait that long for the Democrats to show their true colors. Other than a few notable Congressmen who stood against, most of the others didn't even read the goddamn thing before voting on it. Once they realized their constituents were up in arms about it, they made public statements about how bad it was, and then quickly proceeded to renew even the contentious articles when they were up for reauthorization in 2005. Now that they have complete control of the federal government, don't expect the PATRIOT Act to *ever* expire.

    128. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you get your ideas about Britain from but I suspect blogs. You should try reading a mature media source. Oh, and avoid slashdot articles modded 5 for Insightful.

      Surveillance: ineffectual, no standards, no central repository, most can only be used for very specific reasons, eg speed cameras; I suspect CCTV presence in our major towns is about the same as the States. DNA database: being fought in both Houses and in the courts; will probably be a major factor in the removal of our current ruling party. ID cards: been fought in both Houses; now pretty much dead; will probably be a major factor in the removal of our current ruling party. British smug superiority: woah, chip on your shoulder - chill out, boy! "forced to reimburse the government": Wtf?

      Anyway, both you and the parent should read "Madness of crowds" and stop making crass generalisations.

    129. Re:Proof please. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      I'd give this time.

      W. has *eight years* to send our country careening off the deep end. He got re-elected in 2004. That says something.

      Obama knows that. He's already begun to dismantle W's crap. In politics you get elected by the Rally Cry. Then in office you have to slow it down because you can't afford to flame out.

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    130. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying is a privilege not a right, meaning like anyone else they have zero rights to search you without a warrant. However you have zero rights to use their airplanes, the end result is, while they may not force you to be searched, they can make being searched a requirement to board an airplane.

    131. Re:Proof please. by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of my web comic, about a man who tries to advertise his web comic by getting free publicity on popular internet news sites.

    132. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so incorrect as to be offensive. The Brits are notorious for rolling over and taking the most ludicrous government interference in their daily lives. Look at the absurd surveillance they've built up over there, or the DNA database, or the ID cards. The British are far more likely collectively to let their elected officials do whatever the hell they want.

      Not quite. The problem is that, like the US, the UK has a two-party system. Both parties wanted the same thing, which was more control and surveilance capabilities. There's nothing the public can do - the only recourse in a representative democracy is to vote for someone else, but what do you do when everyone is pushing for a police state?

    133. Re:Proof please. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Well, at least in your experience they were polite while they were invading your privacy, wasting your time and money, and messing up the contents of your bags. A friendly hello and thank-you while being subjected to pointless security theater makes it all better. I'll bet your glad they didn't decide to exercise the knowledge they learned over their 1 week training course to become a TSA agent to harass you for having the wrong book in your luggage, or a pair of fingernail clippers. I'm glad they stress courtesy while they train them to abuse and violate your rights in ways the much better trained cops would get suspended for. It's kind of like the post office or DMV, most of them are competent and pleasant, but there is the occasional one who is rude, incompetent, and bent on exercising his power to hinder you as much as possible. Except instead of having the option to say fuck it and walk out of their little fiefdom, they have the power to detain you and strip search you.

      Ah, you must have an easy time going through life with that kind of attitude. Just because you don't like the system doesn't mean you have to take it out on the people that happen to work in said system to put food on the table. And if you act like an ass...you're gonna get treated like one.

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    134. Re:Proof please. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      The Brits has to fight an uphill battle when they tried to curtail freedoms.

      ROFL. You people aren't even allowed to own pointy kitchen knives anymore.

      Any more of this sort of "freedom" and you'll be swatting at bedbugs, swearing fealty to your Lords, and begging for alms outside the city walls.

    135. Re:Proof please. by inmytaxi · · Score: 1

      An illegal search by someone working for the government as a contractor throws out evidence just like an illegal search by a government employee. If the cops pay me to break into your house it's an illegal search.

    136. Re:Proof please. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I hear this argument a lot

      There's a reason.

      > This specific limitation of free speech in Germany (and Austria)
      > is a direct consequence of the "never again" principle. These
      > laws were made out of respect for the survivors of the Holocaust

      Yeah, I know all that. The restrictions on political speech in Germany are a reflection of the concern that people have that they might be dominated by a totalitarian Nazi regime that would do horrible things.

      Now, do you know how Hitler managed to come to power?

      There are a lot of details, but this point is at the center of it: people were concerned that they might be dominated by a totalitarian Communist regime that would do horrible things, curtail liberties, and so forth.

      So they weren't dominated by Commies. They willingly gave power to Nazis instead.

      > There are similar restrictions in every country, including the US
      > (you're not allowed to put up a sign saying that blacks aren't
      > wanted here, for example).

      It's true that you can't actually exclude blacks from a public building (and that includes a public building that's a business, such as a grocery). But you *can* carry around a protest sign that says "We don't want blacks here". It exactly doesn't top the list of ways to achieve prestige and respect and popularity, but you can do it. You can even organize an entire political party around such an idea. (In fact, there is one. It's not very popular, but it exists. There's also a communist party. It's so unpopular most Americans are unaware of its existence, but it *does* exist.)

      And you can write letters to the editor (which the newspaper is free to publish if it chooses, along with a response, if it chooses) arguing for your views, arguing that slavery was not wrong, that the antebellum order was the morally correct one, that blacks aren't even really human, and whatever other baloney you want. You're not going to be taken seriously by most folks, but you can say what you like.

      You can even start your own newspaper, and publish whatever you like. A white supremacist newspaper, or a pro-Nazi newspaper for that matter, is unlikely to achieve a very wide readership. But you can hand it out to anyone who will take it.

      If your society is really free, information is not a threat.

      > In Germany, pro-Nazi talk is forbidden, in the US, obscene speech is restricted.

      Pornography isn't mainly intended to express political ideas, so restricting it is categorically different from restricting political speech. If anything, the restriction against libel is more dangerous.

      I don't know that Germany will necessarily fall victim to another severe regime and start World War III. But I also don't have any great confidence that they won't.

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    137. Re:Proof please. by Archtech · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are wrong, mind-numbingly, disturbingly, incomprehensibly wrong. It's as though you just commented in all seriousness that the sun and the moon are the same thing. Not only are you wrong now, but you are wrong in the past and almost certainly the future. You are wrong on so throughly, so completely, that whenever I try to write a cohesive rebuttal my mind falls dizzyingly lurches into a dark chasm where the word "What?" echoes endlessly into the void.

      The fact that you have been modded +5 insightful is a thought too painful to bear. I think I need to go lie down.

      This boils down to "You are wrong" (without the slightest attempt at justification or explanation). Since when did telling someone "you are wrong" very forcefully and repetitiously merit being modded up to "5 Insightful"? More specifically, where is the insight?

      Ironically, the only explanation I can think of is "mob mentality" on the part of the moderators. They agreed with the poster, so modded his reply Insightful for no other reason.

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      I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
    138. Re:Proof please. by corrie · · Score: 1

      I can't see why this was modded a Troll.

      It isn't even offtopic!

      I agree with these statements. Perhaps Americans just don't like alternative opinions.

      Of what worth is free speech, if it gets countered by troll modders?

      Are their free speech worth more somehow?

    139. Re:Proof please. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Bush never would have never been able to lie the US into Iraq

      Are people still seriously repeating that nonsense? I mean, I understand repeating such ridiculous hyperbole in order to score political points, but I thought it would stop after Obama got elected.

    140. Re:Proof please. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      More specifically, where is the insight?

      The insight is in his detailed explanation of just HOW wrong the other person was. For instance, he pointed out that not only was numbnuts wrong in the present tense, but also in the past, and most likely in the future. Don't you see how insightful that is? Without that commentary I would have never seen the temporal implications of the original comments wrongness.

    141. Re:Proof please. by nomadic · · Score: 1
    142. Re:Proof please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, the UK is the only place I ever heard of where those wrongfully imprisoned are then forced to reimburse the government for the cost of their imprisonment.

      I don't know what you are talking about. I expect you have something in mind, but last I heard the compensation was substantial PER DAY if you have been held on remand and are subsequently found not guilty.

    143. Re:Proof please. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      That we have mob mentality? That isn't just today, that has been the case since we learned to use tools.

      Your evidence that we (or rather, one of our common ancestors) learned to express a mob mentality after we (our common ancestor, etc) learned to use tools is ... ?

      One piece of my evidence to the contrary is a series of photos I was puzzling over a couple of days ago - at first glance the target seemed to be my wife's butt as she was cycling along (a perfectly reasonable target IMHO), but the framing seemed unusually bad even given that I was cycling at the time ; then I remembered - the target was actually a yearling eagle (or maybe a red kite) being mobbed by 3 or 4 rooks above the field ahead. Which I interpret as showing that mob mentality has been a potential in the crown group containing of us, Aves and our mutual common ancestor. That's in the order of 200 million years worth of organisms, ranging from shrews via sperm whales to fruit bats, but potentially excluding lizards, turtles, pterosaurs, amphibians and lampreys.

      Mob mentality is probably something that any non-solitary animal group can develop if faced with environmental predators which are individually stronger than their prey, but numerically inferior. Tool use is probably something much more uncommon (and it's coincidence that my rook examples are likely to have been tool users like us hominins).

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    144. Re:Proof please. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The fact that ti is possible in this country is reprehensible.

      Which implies that you have a list of countries which you are not resident in where you would consider this to be commendable behaviour.

      Would you like to enlighten us as to which countries are on this list of yours?

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    145. Re:Proof please. by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      News flash: There were no ties to Al-qaeda or 9/11, no weapons of mass destruction, no labs creating weapons of mass destruction, no yellowcake uranium, and thus, ultimately, no imminent threat whatsoever, and the Bush administration said exactly the opposite, many up until they were unceremoniously tossed out for those same lies by the American people. If you have credible proof to the contrary, I'd love to see it, otherwise it is you that is spewing the empty rhetoric.

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      One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces. - PF
  2. Bad move by oneirophrenos · · Score: 5, Informative

    Never try to explain an authority the "irony of the situation". Chances are they will lack the intellect to understand.

    1. Re:Bad move by demonbug · · Score: 3, Funny

      We at the FBI do not have any sense of humor that we are aware of.

    2. Re:Bad move by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the people that try to ban "1984" and "Fahrenheit 451"

    3. Re:Bad move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Reminds me of the people that try to ban "1984" and "Fahrenheit 451"

      No one tried to bad either title. You should have named "We", a title that actually was banned due to its cynical dystopian view of those in power at the time.

    4. Re:Bad move by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Who tried to ban those novels? Was it notable, or some overzealous high school librarian?

    5. Re:Bad move by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if this harsh treatment is the standard then really it makes sense from the point of view of assuming you may be dealing with a terrorist, not to buy into the irony of the situation. Not that I think it's right, or that its right to view the situation from that point of view; just that it's more reasonable that they actively disregard the possible irony than they don't understand it.

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    6. Re:Bad move by cromar · · Score: 1

      "We" is a decent book. More interesting to see a sample from the prototype stage of the dystopian genre than to read the story, but there are some really excellent passages and the plot is fairly compelling. Er, if anyone wants to know.

    7. Re:Bad move by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whether they are smart enough or not, TSA and airport security are essentially required by law to not understand irony, humor, jest, satire, sarcasm, or the like. Now surely the TSA officers in question, reading a script about terrorist attacks (as if such could be the topic of fiction in today's world!) and getting suspicious indicates they fall squarely in the "lack the intellect" bucket... But in either case, trying to explain the irony would just mean they'd say "I'm sorry sir, but according to DHS regulation 372(d) paragraph 2, I'm not allowed to understand what that word means."

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    8. Re:Bad move by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who tried to ban those novels? Was it notable, or some overzealous high school librarian?

      It's usually not the librarians.. it's the school board and administration.

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    9. Re:Bad move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apathy is MUCH more effective than bans.

    10. Re:Bad move by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Usually it's groups with names like "Concerned Parents for a Moral Tomorrow" or something like that. They won't let their kids read those kind of books (the ones that might accidentally cause their kids to start thinking on their own), and want to make sure their kids can't accidentally run across them at the library. These kinds of groups are organized enough to stack PTA meetings and get their members elected to the school board if that's what it takes.

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    11. Re:Bad move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laurie Anderson did an interesting piece called "The Cultural Ambassador", which she's pulled aside by Israeli airport security for all the electronic sound equipment she has in her luggage:

      "And I'd pull out something like this filter and say: 'Now this is what I'd like to think of as the Voice of Authority.' (deep, male voice)

      And it would take me a while to tell them how I used it for songs that were, you know, about various forms of control, and they would say: 'Now, why would you want to talk like that?'

      And I'd look around at the guards, and the undercover agents, and the dogs, and the radio in the corner, tuned to the Superbowl coverage of the war. And I'd say: 'Take a wild guess.'

    12. Re:Bad move by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Oh wait, you work for Minitrue?

    13. Re:Bad move by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      granted - but I've never heard of either of those novels being banned. Of course I don't get a tweet every time some asshole somewhere bans a book, so this is an honest question, did someone notable actually try to ban Fahrenheit 451 or 1984, or did the GGP just give that example because it would be ironic, if it did happen.

    14. Re:Bad move by eth1 · · Score: 1

      So THAT's where Vogons evolved from!

    15. Re:Bad move by wakingrufus · · Score: 2, Informative

      1984: Challenged in the Jackson County, FL (1981) because Orwell's novel is "pro-communist and contained explicit sexual matter." Source: 2004 Banned Books Resource Guide by Robert P. Doyle. thats all i could dig up on those two particular titles

    16. Re:Bad move by Spaham · · Score: 1

      or "I'm sorry sir, but my wife does the irony for my shirts"

    17. Re:Bad move by jd · · Score: 1

      Have you checked behind the radiator, or inside the toaster?

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    18. Re:Bad move by Threni · · Score: 1

      Still, he's getting some publicity for his product. Actually, thinking about it...

    19. Re:Bad move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they will understand and to prove it will tell you about how it rained... on their wedding day!

  3. Why thats... by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    Unthinkable!

  4. Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    9/11 conspiracy theories are so 2001

  5. Watch Closet Land by flatulus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 1991 movie "Closet Land", starring Madeleine Stowe and Alan Rickman paints a horrifying picture of just how far a government might go in tracking literary "subversives". Sounds like mr. comic book writer is a lot more "at risk" than the childrens' book author in this movie.

    1. Re:Watch Closet Land by S810 · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite movies of all time! Good comparison.

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      "I think you know what I'm talkin' about, Mr. President; We're gonna kill us a mummy!" - Bruce Campbell as Elvis Presley
    2. Re:Watch Closet Land by bignetbuy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the movie tip! Will give it a look. Alan Rickman is a brilliant actor...he even died brilliantly in Die Hard. lol

    3. Re:Watch Closet Land by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Tho I agree TFA sounds too much like Slashvertizement, the concept is all too real. If it could be applied to a bunch of storyboards, why not to a novel??

      So... next time you fly with an espionage novel in your luggage -- could you be the courier for The Bad Guys' Secret Plans??

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:Watch Closet Land by markimusk · · Score: 1

      Wow, just looked it up Amazon.ca, not available on DVD, and the only seller right now wants $99.99USD for the VHS version...

      I love good movies I've never heard of before but that's too steep for my blood...

      But thanks for the suggestion, I will 'bide my time...', it took a while for Lady Jane and Flesh & blood to come out on DVD as well... I'm glad I waited as I saw some people paying ridiculous prices for those too...

  6. We finally figured out step 2 by oneTheory · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1) Make graphic novel mentioning 9/11
    Step 2) Get detained by TSA, spread story over /.
    Step 3) Profit!

    1. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Step 2) CLAIM to get detained by TSA, spread story over /.
       
       

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

      Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo

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    3. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by curtix7 · · Score: 1

      i don't own a dildo...

    4. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by westlake · · Score: 1

      Step 2) spread story over /.
      Step 3) Profit!

      This does not compute. Profit implies sales. Money changing hands. Not a link to a torrent.

    5. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by TDyl · · Score: 1

      If not "a" dildo, then how many?

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    6. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      In the words of John Cleese:

      "Don't mention the WTC"

    7. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      If it would vibrate, it would be a vibrator. Not a dildo.
      But you can bet on many of them being plugs and love-balls. Worn in-flight. ^^

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    8. Re:We finally figured out step 2 by Bladesonfire · · Score: 0

      Step 2) Get detained by TSA, spread story over /.

      It's all makes sense now. The mystery of ??? has finally been solved. Now to go back to The Ultimate Question...

  7. I Can See It... by S810 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can see the grossly under-paid TSA Employees thinking: "Yay! We got one! We got a terrorist!" Too bad they don't go to school to learn the difference between Art and Terror Plans!

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    1. Re:I Can See It... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Worse, said TSA employee might not think that there is a difference. Authoritarians of all stripes generally don't hold artists in high regard. The description is usually "decadent" "subversive" or "effete".

    2. Re:I Can See It... by PanDuh · · Score: 1
      I once had a half-full bottle of diet coke I had absent-mindedly shoved into my carry-on bag confiscated by airport security. The guy calls out to his buddies "oh snap, we got another one here!" lobs the bottle into the trash, gives me a "you've just been served. move along."-look and proceeds to laugh it up with his co-workers/frat brothers.

      The least he could've done is asked if I wanted to finish my drink before I passed through security check. I felt humiliated and emasculated in front of everybody.

      I am the farthest thing from a terrorist, but at that moment I was wishing the most terrible things to happen to those security guards. Not only don't I feel any safer with these so-called "homeland security guards" on the job, I feel like fighting AGAINST them. Hows that for effective homeland security?

    3. Re:I Can See It... by whiledo · · Score: 1

      That's how I feel sometimes, too. Only replace the words "homeland security guards" with the word "humans".

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    4. Re:I Can See It... by whiledo · · Score: 1

      Good old Comparison of Art and Terror Plans University. Anybody know how CATPU's football program is doing lately?

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    5. Re:I Can See It... by kv9 · · Score: 1

      diet coke made the airportards laugh at me

      next time, get a man's drink.

    6. Re:I Can See It... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      Since artists don't typically hold authoritarians in high regard it's all fair.

    7. Re:I Can See It... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      I see it more as "this guy is mocking me! I may not be able to do much to this asshole, but I can sure make his life miserable for a few hours!"

      I think a lot of TSA employees are a little resentful of the reputation they have, and are just looking for ways to lash out (which ruins their reputation even more, and so on).

  8. NO BLOOD FOR OIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is just another chapter in the corrupt fascist Bushitler's regime to destroy freedom and democracy...

    oh, right. Obama. What I mean is that this is perfectly acceptable, and is all part of The One's plan for when peace shall guide the planet and love will steer the stars. Yes we can! All hail Obama!

    1. Re:NO BLOOD FOR OIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an idiot.

    2. Re:NO BLOOD FOR OIL by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Any Idiot can see that Both Side are just about equal when it comes to grabbing at power no mater the cost of freedom that the citizens must endure. Bush and the Republican congress passed the Patriot Act, most lawmakers didn't even read it. It was passed under the guise of protection from terr-ists. Obama has pushed Cap and Trade through which will lead to even more control over our lives using the issue of Environmentally conscious energy use. Wiretaps on the phones and your internet connection, Monitors on your power, water and gas meters.
      .
      Welcome to 1984 brought to you by the best of intentions by both the Democrap and Re-pube-ican parties!
      .

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  9. Re:it is sad.. by czarangelus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Submitting to authority does not protect you from them.

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  10. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is bullshit. Why shouldn't he be allowed to carry his script with him into the airplane? Maybe he was going to a meeting about it or something. The TSA are nothing more than airport bullies, all part of the security theatre. They won't actually make you safer, they'll just make your lives a living hell, and worst of all, we let them. Your response is typical and just shows how passive the American people have become. We let these people take away our liberties, and we keep giving them more power, and eventually the USA will be a Police State. You're well on your way to helping make that happen.

  11. Slashvertisement by Kuj0317 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is just insulting how thinly veiled it is.

    1. Re:Slashvertisement by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, it's not working. I've read it twice, and I still don't want to buy the TSA.

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  12. He forgot the most important part by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    Whether they let him go.

    One presumes they did - otherwise it would have been mentioned. In which case it's just a sorry tale of someone, one of many every day, who gets stopped. Nothing much to see here. Let's have another story please.

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    1. Re:He forgot the most important part by pluther · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But he wasn't just stopped.
      I get stopped all the time, it's annoying, but not a big deal.
      They not only stopped him, but then read his personal papers, and held him while they questioned him about them.

      Papers are not bombs, or weapons. You cannot hijack an airplane with a script, whether it's for a comic book or a movie, or just a pure fantasy scenario you wrote for yourself to pass the time.
      As such, TSA has absolutely no business, no right, and no authority to read them.

      The fact that their employees are so badly trained that they actually believe they have this authority, and the fact that the average citizen is so badly informed that they believe it also, is just scary.

      The irony that the papers they were reading were a fictional account of a government agency grabbing more authority than they should have is just the funny part of it all.

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      If the masses can keep you down, you're not the Ubermensch.
    2. Re:He forgot the most important part by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The irony that the papers they were reading were a fictional account of a government agency grabbing more authority than they should have is just the funny part of it all.

      No, the irony is that the steps the author took to make sure he got one of the more close inspections of his gear so that he could have this anecdote to publish while getting dupes like you to believe that this is something other than a publicity stunt... the irony is that despite the sophomoric transparency of the whole thing, you fell for it.

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    3. Re:He forgot the most important part by Spaham · · Score: 1

      papers are not bombs you say ?
      you must forget monty python's "world's funniest joke" !
      which reminds me aaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw :)

    4. Re:He forgot the most important part by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the irony is that the steps the author took to make sure he got one of the more close inspections of his gear so that he could have this anecdote to publish while getting dupes like you to believe that this is something other than a publicity stunt... the irony is that despite the sophomoric transparency of the whole thing, you fell for it.

      To an extent, I agree with you. However, the problem remains that we live in a society where this kind of thing could happen. The bottom line is that TSA should not have had to read through his papers to ascertain that he was not a threat (nor should they have a right to). They very fact that there was a stunt to pull off is indicative of a problem with our society's acceptance of what rights authority has in our personal lives.

    5. Re:He forgot the most important part by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      To play the devils advocate here (I'm bored at work, why not) how can you asusme that simpy becuase a terror plot is documented in the style of a script that it isn't in fact a plan to commit an actual act? In today's media obsessed world where every second person seems to have a pitch for a book, movie or television series, wouldn't it be the easiest way to distribute such information without raising suspicion?

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  13. Re:it is sad.. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When doing something you have a perfect right to do is "asking for it" something is very wrong.

    Describing something that somebody has a perfect right to do as "asking for it" makes you a sniveling authoritarian bootlicker and a complicit bystander to abuse of authority.

  14. Bay Splosions! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's too bad that the TSA can't protect us from summer blockbuster movies and not just graphic novels.

    Personally I think they should stop Michael Bay from boarding any plane after seeing how disturbingly obsessed the man is with explosions.

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    1. Re:Bay Splosions! by EkriirkE · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Bay Splosions! by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, given his penchant for explosions, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't someday responsible for a few stunt deaths. He may be more dangerous than some suicide bombers.

    3. Re:Bay Splosions! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Oh please. There are well-trained stunt teams who manage these things, and tell directors to piss off when people are probably going to get hurt. You're far more likely to get killed filming a motorcycle chase than a Hollywood explosion.

  15. Re:it is sad.. by S810 · · Score: 1

    Since Comic Writers are not paid as well Screen Writers, they have to take commercial travel and they have to have a way to transport their work. Should he have put it in a checked bag?

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  16. TSA just guaranteed more sales by bignetbuy · · Score: 0

    This is absurd. Tom Clancy had a "9/11" scenario in one of his books...in the early 90s. Only, in the book, the bad guy flew the plane into the Capital...during a major event.

    I don't even read comics but I'm damn sure gonna buy this series now.

    1. Re:TSA just guaranteed more sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I thought that was Dale Brown? Fake Air Force 1 and the Cessna turned into a fuel air bomb?

    2. Re:TSA just guaranteed more sales by Osurak · · Score: 2, Informative

      The book was 'Debt of Honor' by Tom Clancy, in case anyone is interested. The event also factors heavily into the sequel, 'Executive Orders'.

    3. Re:TSA just guaranteed more sales by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Nah, Tom Clancy, "Debt of Honor," the transition book between the cold-war techno-thriller era and the domestic political commentary era. That having been said, I doubt he's the only person who's ever come up with the idea. And in a later novel, Rainbow 6, there are straight vanilla plane hijackings, and a discussion of how the pilots are specifically trained to go where the hijackers say to go, with the intention of landing somewhere a response team can deploy. In other words, a 9/11 style attack was guaranteed to work the first time it was tried.

      In a nutshell, Japanese business tycoons engineer an 'incident' with an eye to taking over the Mariana Islands to help a flagging economy brought on by bad loans by people who should have known better, but who believed real estate was an eternal escalator, appreciating in value with each tick of the clock (prescient!).

      At the end, a Japanese airline pilot, having lost a brother and a son in the conflict which resulted, crashes a 747 empty of passengers, but full of fuel, into a joint session of Congress and Senate, where the hero of the series is about to be confirmed as VP.

      I remember Clancy being interviewed by phone during the coverage on the morning of 9/11, actually. I also remember being able to see Pearson Int'l from my office window, and wondering if it would be hit either by design or by an opportunistic hi-jacker on a diverted plane.

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  17. The Lone Gunmen episode 1 by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From wikipedia:

    Foreshadowing a number of conspiracy theories which would arise in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks, the plot of the March 4, 2001 pilot episode of the series depicts a secret faction within the US government plotting to hijack a Boeing 727 and fly it into the World Trade Center by remote control. The stated motive was to increase the military defense budget by blaming the attack on foreign "tin-pot dictators" who are "begging to be smart-bombed."[3][4] In the episode, the plot is eventually foiled by the protagonists who board the doomed plane and deactivate the malicious autopilot system just seconds before the plane would have reached the World Trade Center.

    1. Re:The Lone Gunmen episode 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's where they got the idea...

  18. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about a Tom Clancy book, or one of the Die Hard movies? I'll grant you that a script is a bit outside the norm, but worthy of extra scrutiny? Give me a break.

  19. Welcome to by kenp2002 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Welcome to the era of Thought Crime.

    Thinking about it is a crime.
    Writing about it is a crime.
    Drawing about it is a crime.

    Last I check wasn't DOING a crime... well.. a crime?

    Next thing you know Jessica Lansbury and company will be held and charged for all those terroristic threats and murder plans called "Murder She Wrote". They were so detailed! Lets not forget the Matlock, Columbo, Perry Mason, CSI, etc... All those murder plans!!! GET EM!!

    "When is a man damned? When he is oblivious to it."

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    1. Re:Welcome to by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the era of Thought Crime.

      Thinking about it is a crime.
      Writing about it is a crime.
      Drawing about it is a crime.


      Is prodding the TSA into making you be one of the thounsands of people that they pull aside each day (I've been one of them) for a closer look, so that your script (on paper? how blog-a-liciously convenient!) will pass temporarily through the hands of agents, so that you can pimp your products to a wider audience via outraged, sympathetic Useful Idiot anecdote-fueled foot-stomping on Slashfot... is that a crime? I guess we'll never know, since he was locked away. Oh, I guess not. He wasn't. Or charged. Or anything.

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    2. Re:Welcome to by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      I have all sorts of thoughts about cloning myself and fantasize about it all of the time, since Cloning is illegal now in the USA, I guess I am commiting a thought crime every time I dream about asexual reproduction.

      They better get the IP list of all Slashdot users, I am sure 99.9999% of them are guilty of some sorta thought crime.

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    3. Re:Welcome to by Elshar · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree that he shouldn't have been held (if he indeed has been).

      But, intent to commit a crime is in itself a criminal act. I'm sure most states have their own laws, but there's a federal law (United States Code TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE + PART I - CRIMES # CHAPTER 19 - CONSPIRACY) which conveniently covers "thought crime".

      You can be held, arrested, and even found guilty of conspiracy to commit a crime which you haven't committed.

    4. Re:Welcome to by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know Jessica Lansbury and company will be held and charged for all those terroristic threats and murder plans called "Murder She Wrote".

      Jessica Fletcher, you mean? Or maybe Angela Lansbury?

      I always wondered why Jessica Fletcher she wasn't the prime suspect in every single episode of that show. I mean, a novelist who writes murder mysteries-- and no matter what town she visits, and no matter what event she goes to, somebody close to her ends up murdered EVERY WEEK! If I were the FBI, I'd have her face on every police station on the east coast with a big red circle around it.

    5. Re:Welcome to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moral of the story? If you write or draw about terrorism on an airplane, use a train or a bus. If you write or draw about terrorism on a train, use an airplane or a bus. If you write or draw about terrorism on a bus, use any means of transportation you like. This formula works even after a 9/11 on a train or a bus, of course.

    6. Re:Welcome to by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      The hell with that I'd leave town! Jessica Fletcher was the name I was looking for fyi, thanks... my memory for the Geriatric Crime Fighters Club is a bit rusty...

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  20. Re:it is sad.. by Duradin · · Score: 1

    Who in their right mind should have to worry about that at all?

    We aren't in our right minds at all if we're concerned at all about a comic book. He wasn't begging for it, we (the collective we) were begging for it to be done to him.

  21. Re:it is sad.. by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who in their right mind would assume that securing an airplane would require reading a passenger's private documents?

    He was asking for it. No.. he was begging.

    The only people begging for it are the submissive right-wingers who worship authority.

  22. They're just bored by snsh · · Score: 1

    The TSA folks were probably just bored, and jumped at the chance to play terrorist make-believe. Now they feel foolish, but while it was happening it was probably quite a thrill.

    1. Re:They're just bored by jd · · Score: 1

      Trust me, that was NOTHING compared to what they did to the guy who had the complete transcript for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

      (For the humour-impaired - ie: all those in the TSA, - this is a joke. Well, unless you know something I don't, in which case feel free to post your confession as a reply.)

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  23. Re:it is sad.. by SOOPRcow · · Score: 1

    No, the really sad part is that people like you except the notion that he got what he was asking for.

  24. Freedom of expression by oneTheory · · Score: 1
    Do you think it should be illegal to carry a manual detailing terrorist techniques? How the hell is anyone supposed to discuss and prevent these attack vectors if you can't talk about them or write them down?

    Either everything is ok to say/write down or nothing is. You'll always find things people consider "objectionable" or "unsafe" whether they be objects, thought, or actions (such as speech). Unless you're actually trying to incite a riot or cause violence with your words (which would have to be proven in court beyond a reasonable doubt), we should be free to express ourselves however we please...

    This reminds me of South Park 10.4 (Cartoon Wars II):

    President Bush: Look, the fact of the matter is, the Family Guy writing staff is protected by something called the First Amendment.
    Reporter 1: And what exactly is this First Amendment, Mr. President?
    George W. Bush: ...you know. Right to free speech.

    Many of the reporters groan loudly and begin yelling

    Reporter 2: Mr. President, when your administration came up with this First Amendment, did it not foresee a problem like this might happen?
    George W. Bush: Well, we didn't come up with the First Amendment. It was already in place.
    Reporter 3: What do you intend to do about this First Amendment, Mr. President?
    Reporter 4: Forgive me, Mr. President, but this First Amendment sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-jroo.

    Damn constitution, always getting in our way.

  25. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by Duradin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless there's a way to blow up the aircraft with said papers their content shouldn't matter.

    Now if you were packing C4 and detonators you should probably be checked out. But plain old information? Without acting on it, information is basically harmless.

  26. Re:it is sad.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Let's say I'm a screenwriter and I'm working on a terrorist-based film that's filming in the Philippines. The script has all sorts of stuff about bombs in airplanes and airports, guys with boxcutters seizing planes and flying them into bridges and military bases and so on and so forth. You're saying if I hop on a plane with the script, I'm asking for trouble?

    I wonder how many real bad guys slip through the cracks will moronic airport employees harass people that they know aren't a threat to anyone. I suppose it's a lot easier to pick on Joe Q. Public because they've got a comic book or the wrong skin color or last name than to actually secure airports.

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  27. ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "I cooperated politely and tried to explain to them the irony of the situation." Mr. Sable's ignorance or willful abdication of his 5th amendment rights caused him to perhaps waste a great opportunity to challenge TSA policies on search of personal belongings. Next time, maybe a better approach would be (disclaimer, IANAL): "Am I being detained?" followed by "I'd like you to tell me what laws you are accusing me of breaking," or "I won't make any statements until I have spoken to a lawyer," as the case may be. If Mr. Sable had actually been prosecuted simply for having exercised his 1st amendment rights, his case would have had a much more significant impact in our fear-prone society, causing perhaps some much needed "clarification" of what the federal government can/cannot do "for our own good" to "protect us from the evil terrorists." Perhaps even a re-evaluation of TSA policies, or at least application of punishment to over-zealous agents.

    "The minute I saw the faces of the agents, I knew I was in trouble." You're not in trouble just because a government employee says so (or looks at you funny). We do have a bill of rights, you know.

    From TFA: "In the end, I feel my privacy is a small price to pay for educating the government about the medium." No one of any importance was "educated." No policy is likely to be changed as a result of this incident; law-abiding citizens are still going to be stopped in airports for carrying 'strange' books, scripts, magazines, etc. All this shows is that TSA agents can act in an arbitrary manner with repercussions.

    1. Re:ignorance of your own rights by maxume · · Score: 1

      The legal situation is that if you want to fly on a commercial plane, you consent to the search.

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    2. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      The legal situation is that if you want to fly on a commercial plane, you consent to the search.

      I believe you're right, which is why I didn't mention the 4th amendment, only the 5th (and 1st).

    3. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      All this shows is that TSA agents can act in an arbitrary manner with repercussions.

      That should have been "...manner WITHOUT repercussions."

    4. Re:ignorance of your own rights by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      He waived his rights when he bought the ticket and (also assuming) he read and understood the fine print.

      If you want to come on my property or utilize my services, I can have you comply to almost anything... including telling you to shut up and strip naked. Don't like it? You're free to leave.

    5. Re:ignorance of your own rights by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 1

      Maybe he actually wanted to take his flight, ya think?

    6. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      Negatory. If I come to your property I don't have to agree with anything. On the other hand, you are free to ask me to leave. If I refused, I'd be trespassing, and proper action could be taken by you.

      Regarding air plane traveling, you give up your 4th amendment rights ("The right of the people to be secure in their persons, etc."). He went out of his way to give up his 5th amendment rights, which no one is expected to do.

    7. Re:ignorance of your own rights by maxume · · Score: 1

      I don't really see where his 1st or 5th amendment rights would come up.

      I suppose he could try to say they took his stuff away, but he probably consented to that.

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    8. Re:ignorance of your own rights by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me flesh out that scenario for you.

      Next time, maybe a better approach would be (disclaimer, IANAL): "Am I being detained?"

      TSA: Yes. Duh.

      followed by "I'd like you to tell me what laws you are accusing me of breaking"

      Conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to destroy buildings and property, conspiracy to commit jaywalking, conspiracy to....

      "I won't make any statements until I have spoken to a lawyer"

      TSA: Cool with us.

      (long wait)
      (optional: arrest on above charges, booking, transfer to jail)

      (Lawyer arrives)

      TSA: Okay, having conferred with your lawyer, we're dropping the charges. Have a nice day.

      Lawyer (to dude): Okay, where do I send my bill?
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      Seriously, what would that have accomplished? Not that he accomplished anything anyway. The point is, justice and due process of law are slow and inconvenient.

      No policy is likely to be changed as a result of this incident; law-abiding citizens are still going to be stopped in airports for carrying 'strange' books, scripts, magazines, etc. All this shows is that TSA agents can act in an arbitrary manner with repercussions.

      Yup. We knew that already.

    9. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, maybe a better approach would be (disclaimer, IANAL): "Am I being detained?" followed by "I'd like you to tell me what laws you are accusing me of breaking," or "I won't make any statements until I have spoken to a lawyer," as the case may be.

      You might not get arrested, but you'd definitely get kicked out of the airport.

    10. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      I don't really see where his 1st or 5th amendment rights would come up.

      I suppose he could try to say they took his stuff away, but he probably consented to that.

      His 1st A. rights would have come into play if he had been prosecuted (essentially for having written a script and tried to travel with it). His 5th A. rights is what he should have made use of, and refuse an explanation to the TSA agents. That would have forced them to either let him go (the appropriate thing to do here) or to put him under arrest under some sort of charges, which brings be to my original point, that bringing such a case to court could actually have had some impact.

    11. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      Those rights refer to detention by the police. If you act evasive like that with the TSA then although you would not be arrested, you may not be allowed to board your flight.

    12. Re:ignorance of your own rights by maxume · · Score: 1

      They might let him go without letting him through security. This is that elusive 'third option'.

      Bringing up the 1st is a little silly, he didn't come anywhere near being prosecuted for carrying a comic book script.

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    13. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      Being detained without a well-articulated reasonable suspicion (and frankly, suspicion of the crimes you listed simply because you're carrying some sort of manuscript is unlikely to be recognized reasonable) would make TSA liable to a lawsuit.

      A case being brought to court on any of this would only serve to try to eliminate whatever laws are in the federal books that allows the TSA agents to even consider acting in the manner they did. Which would be a net positive.

      The main point here is, a law may be passed that allows a government agency to act in a way that blatantly disregards the US Constitution, but the only ways that I am aware of to correct such laws are to either challenge them in court (by being prosecuted for breaking it) or to get the legislature to eliminate such laws from the books. The latter is not very common, the prior is not very convenient for the brave bastard that actually does the challenging. Luckily, there are still some brave bastards around.

    14. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Really? At what point was he free to leave?

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    15. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 1

      Those rights refer to detention by the police. If you act evasive like that with the TSA then although you would not be arrested, you may not be allowed to board your flight.

      That would be a scary world. Fortunately, your constitutional rights do protect you from the government in general or from any of its agents.

    16. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that there's no constitutional guarantee to flying on big silver birds... Don't want to play with TSA, then don't. They can deny you access to said silver birds at their leasure.

    17. Re:ignorance of your own rights by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>Mr. Sable's ignorance or willful abdication of his 5th amendment rights

      Are TSA agents technically law enforcement officers? Are they trained in due process, reasonable force, constitutional rights? What power do they actually wield? As a free citizen, I expect to be able to walk out of any room without physical altercation unless I'm under the custody of a police officer or other law enforcement agent.

      What would stop a person from standing up and walking out of one of these little TSA Q&A sessions? If I'm unhappy with the behavior of a TSA agent, can I request another? What recourse do I have, as a free citizen, when I am being mistreated by one of these agents?

      I wish I knew more.

      -b

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    18. Re:ignorance of your own rights by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing Mr. Sable is more interested in selling copies of his comic book (sorry, graphic novel) than championing a First Amendment case. Hence the Slashvertisement.

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    19. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      If he had been arrested for exercising his 5th amendment rights (i.e. not talking), he could've brought up, without being silly, the original reason he was detained at security in the first place. That reason being a comic book well within his guaranteed 1st amendment rights to have and to have authored. The fact that it did not get that far is a relief, I suppose, but like the OP said, it would've forced some sort of action on just how far we're all going to let the government piss on our rights in the name of "safety."

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    20. Re:ignorance of your own rights by maxume · · Score: 1

      See, I disagree that it would have exercised much of anything, I'm quite sure it would have repeated the demonstration that we are not entirely free to fly (i.e., if he had not 'talked', the most likely outcome is that they would have asked him to leave the airport; maybe they would have brought in real law enforcement, but if things went that far, they wouldn't be buying him a ticket when they released him).

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    21. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Dryth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He was detained by the TSA, not the police.

      The worst the TSA will ever do to you is call the actual police. The second worst is attempt to confiscate your belongings. The third - and the one most innocent travelers are most wary of - is they'll prevent you from boarding your flight.

      For people falling into that third scenario you aren't arguing just against being detained. You don't want to wait for a lawyer, and you don't want to escalate the issue to them calling the police over. You're trying to get through TSA screening as quickly as possible so you can make your flight.

      I've flown on average once a month for the past six years, and have been detained in a back room half a dozen times myself. The first time it happened I treated it like a police encounter ("No sir, I'm not aware," "am I being detained, or am I free to go?" "I don't have anything to say without my lawyer present."). I ended up missing my flight, missing a job interview, wasting a few hours in a security checkpoint waiting room, and getting nothing back in return - even with my lawyer's involvement.

      Since then I've just played nice. I'm more interested in getting to my destination than being a martyr. It's one of those "You'd be right, but you'd still lose" scenarios.

    22. Re:ignorance of your own rights by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The TSA are, I believe, considered law enforcement. Mercenary law enforcers, the same way that King John hired mercenary law enforcers, the same way Blackwater/Xe were mercenary law enforcers, and - for that matter - how the Taliban is also largely made up of mercenary law enforcers.

      Hands up all those who think mercenaries make bad enforcers? No, stubs don't count. The rest of you, form a line. The guy with the axe will be round shortly.

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    23. Re:ignorance of your own rights by aber · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those are good questions, and I really don't have the answers. From TSA's website (http://www.tsa.gov/who_we_are/what_is_tsa.shtm):

      "We are the Transportation Security Administration, formed immediately following the tragedies of Sept. 11. Our agency is a component of the Department of Homeland Security and is responsible for security of the nation's transportation systems.

      "With our state, local and regional partners, we oversee security for the highways, railroads, buses, mass transit systems, ports and the 450 U.S. airports. We employ approximately 50,000 people from Alaska to Puerto Rico to ensure your travels - by plane, train, automobile or ferry â" are safe and secure."

      They are definitely acting on behalf of the federal government (as part of the DHS). I am not sure what recourse you'd have if they'd denied you access to air travel.

      Whether they are trained or not in constitutional issues, that is irrelevant. It's up to you to be, as a free citizen, as you put it.

      Walking out of any security related situation without permission is generally a bad idea (IMHO). Always ask permission ("Am I free to go?"). You can always sue later to attempt to redress an illegal detention.

      Finally, you may want to look at some of these videos, and start your search from there:
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8167533318153586646&hl=en
      http://www.youtube.com/user/CheckpointUSA

    24. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Since then I've just played nice. I'm more interested in getting to my destination than being a martyr. It's one of those "You'd be right, but you'd still lose" scenarios.

      Yeah. I'm imagining the phone call: "Oh sorry I couldn't make it to Christmas this year because TSA pulled me out of line for some bullshit reason and instead of playing along I decided to have a fit over it."

      It's not the TSA agents that would be dealing with the guilt trips.

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    25. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would stop a person from standing up and walking out of one of these little TSA Q&A sessions? If I'm unhappy with the behavior of a TSA agent, can I request another? What recourse do I have, as a free citizen, when I am being mistreated by one of these agents?

      You probably could walk out, just make sure its towards an exit, as you certainly wouldn't be flying anytime soon. As a free citizen, you have the option of opting-out of the mess by not entering an airport.

    26. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      That's where it gets tricky. I don't know how far it can go... and no one has tested it beyond being kicked out of the airport (that I am aware of)... but the TSA has that nebulous "federal" authority that makes them sometimes complete jerkoffs, but I do not know how far their ass-hattery can go if thoroughly pissed about something. I guess I wouldn't put it past them... but in this particular case, I agree it seemed highly unlikely to get that far. My contention is that it probably _can_ get that far... which is where we possibly diverge. *shrug* I certainly hope I'm wrong about that... time will tell, and I'm sure our assumptions will be tested sooner rather than later, as things go with this sort of stuff. If not an exactly the same case, it'd be something else, with perhaps the same circumstances, but a more gloomy TSA disposition at the time.... I've little faith in the post 9/11 hysterics ever returning to normal.

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    27. Re:ignorance of your own rights by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and frankly, suspicion of the crimes you listed simply because you're carrying some sort of manuscript is unlikely to be recognized reasonable

      And that is where I think you are being naive.

      You would have to prove that the TSA agent was deliberately trying to set you up, and not merely an idiotic bureaucrat. And that is an insanely difficult thing to prove (unless you happen to have a recording of him in the airport lounge joking about how he likes to screw with people for the fun of it. )

    28. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      The first time it happened I treated it like a police encounter ("No sir, I'm not aware," "am I being detained, or am I free to go?" "I don't have anything to say without my lawyer present."). I ended up missing my flight, missing a job interview, wasting a few hours in a security checkpoint waiting room, and getting nothing back in return - even with my lawyer's involvement.

      Since then I've just played nice. I'm more interested in getting to my destination than being a martyr. It's one of those "You'd be right, but you'd still lose" scenarios.

      I wonder: if enough people did every time what you did only once - exercise your rights - how quickly would the security theatre grind to a halt?

    29. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Dryth · · Score: 1

      The challenge would be motivating enough people to do so: By the time you're at TSA screening you have so much committed to the hassle-filled process of air travel that giving up your seat on the plane by exercising your rights becomes a hard sell.

      Even if successful in convincing people to take a stand, I suspect they'd just find an alternative means of terrifying and hassling people but with less obvious rights trampling. For example, the carry-on fluid restrictions, or the laptop surrender rules.

    30. Re:ignorance of your own rights by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      But I would be RIGHT. I would have exercised my RIGHTS. They would have been wrong, and they would remember it. When it happens once, it's an oddity, but when it happens every day, they might actually learn. I would have put in that very little bit of effort and helped keep the USA from sliding from the land of good into the land of bad by simply reminding the uppity thugs of the TSA that I am a human being, a citizen, and that I have rights that shall not be trod upon.

      Bend over and take it if you want, but I'm a proud citizen of a country I love and I'm sure as hell going to put in the effort to keep it that way.

    31. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, justice and due process of law are slow and inconvenient.

      Yeah, let's get rid of those stupid things. Who ever needed those anachronisms anyway?

    32. Re:ignorance of your own rights by Dryth · · Score: 1

      The problem remains that - despite your rights - they still have the power to prevent you from boarding a flight. As in my case, you can call your lawyer, talk to them like cops, make them work for their fake show of security, but at the end of all that they can still deny you your seat.

      Moreover there's nothing for them to learn. They know that what they're doing is shady. They know that it has very little impact on terrorism, drug trafficking, and other illegal activities. They know that the vast majority of people going through screening are perfectly innocent, and they pull people aside for additional screening with zero basis for suspicion. Hence the term "security theatre" and the term "airport security" as a pejorative in contrast to real security.

      You'll have a bigger impact donating to appropriate lobby groups, writing your congressman, and avoiding flying altogether. The last is rarely optional, though.

  28. Re:it is sad.. by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Informative

    well yeah, because it's perfectly reasonable that a search for drugs, weapons, and explosives would include reading through business papers. seriously, did they think this guys journal pages were laced with ricin? just what would be the justification for needing to read through my notebook before letting me on a plane?

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  29. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have to ask: what led him to be flagged in the first place? Why did they search him twice and THEN find the script? Could this be "free publicity by TSA"? I think I'll patent it.
    Step 1: write obscure work that might never see the light of day
    Step 2: do something on purpose to draw suspicion of TSA and get handled in a way I can complain about
    Step 3: complain to Slashdot
    Step 4: profit! (and publicity)

  30. ironic? by ichbineinneuben · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps the TSA employees aren't the only ones incapable of detecting the irony...

  31. Paging Ron Paul... by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    There was a recent news item (can't recall if it was /. or FreeRepublic) noting that one of Ron Paul's people was detained by TSA for carrying $4700 cash (sales of T-shirts, stickers, etc. from a convention) and managed to record the whole incident. Sounds like Comic Book Guy needs to contact him and work on filing a joint suit.

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    1. Re:Paging Ron Paul... by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Informative

      That guy's name is Steve Bierfeldt, and he is suing TSA with the help of the ACLU. A synopsis from CNN (posted by Steve himself) can be found here.

      Steve is in a much better position because he has the recording of the incident. This guy probably won't be able to get very far, if indeed this is more than a publicity stunt.

  32. Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So far, the larger part of the comments here have dealt with the fact that this might be a scam.

    IMHO, it's probably not. If you've heard some of the stupid shit from cops and other government bureaus that I have, this is right up their alley. Remember - these guys by and large aren't really trying to do the job they say they're out to do. And they're nowhere near as competent and knowledgeable as they imagine they are. I've been told before that the fact that the devil chicks I have tattooed on my forearms have some meaning in these exact words : "Don't think we don't know what those horns mean! We're not stupid!". Uh, yes, you are. They're devil chicks. What, you expect them to be wearing garland wreaths on their heads? Get real. There is no hidden meaning behind that, and I know what most gang and prison-related tattoos in Texas mean.

    If you're a chickenhawk bureaucrat on a power trip, who are you likely to pick out as a target? A comic book artist? Or someone who does have actual ties to known and dangerous terrorist organizations? Let me repeat that, just in case you missed it : known and dangerous. Despite all the spoon-fed drivel that gets funnelled straight into your living room, courtesy of your brand-new digital TV, these guys are bureaucrats. They don't want to break a sweat, let alone get their asses shot off or some other form of retaliation. They're not heroes, except the extremely rare exception (think about it - you hear ten times as many stories about cops shooting unarmed civilians as you do an armed civilian shooting a cop...yet the cop is always painted as the "hero who died in the line of duty"; generally through their own stupidity, like not searching someone they just antagonized and arrested...now if the supposedly unbiased news puts those figures forth, what do you think the real numbers are?). They don't go out of their way or risk their lives to protect citizens. They don't do anything other than collect their check, do as little as possible, and then go home to fuck their middle-class fat-arsed wives and scream at their subnormal children. If they can skip out on doing their "duty" for a few hours by harassing some artist whom they had to have known has no affiliation or even a tenuous connection within an hour, you bet your bottom dollar they will be doing just that for as long as they can.

    And a cavity search? Oh, I'd love to see those fuckers try that one of me. You ain't getting my clothes off unless you've already arrested me and have me full restraints (which makes it pretty hard to get someone's clothes off without cutting them off). Because I can and will fight, and there's only so many people that can gang up on one man, and that is not enough to get my clothes off me without beating me unconscious, which is pretty hard to do. Oh, sure, I'll get some kind of charge slapped on me. But you know what - it's not resisting arrest or assault if there's nothing to arrest you for!

    You, as a society, have become sheep. And you have chosen wolves to protect you. Is it any wonder that the herd gets culled by their so-called guardians quite often? Here's Tom with the weather...

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    1. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      OMG THE GOVERNMENT IS EVIL!!

      More NY police are shot and killed on the job each year than there are perpetrators killed by cops.
      http://www.theppsc.org/Staff_Views/Aveni/OIS.pdf

      But don't let the truth stop you from being a retardedly hateful and paranoid of "THE MAN," thinking you're the only intelligent guy in America, even though 70% of the populace feels exactly the same way you do.

    2. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, it's probably not. If you've heard some of the stupid shit from cops and other government bureaus that I have, this is right up their alley. Remember - these guys by and large aren't really trying to do the job they say they're out to do. And they're nowhere near as competent and knowledgeable as they imagine they are. [...blah blah more of the same rambling for X paragraphs...]

      So what you're saying is that if this guy wanted to drum up advertising for his comic by making up a fake TSA detainment, he could do it and use your blind hatred of anybody, anything, and any group bigger and with more authority than you to pretty easily fool you hook, line, and sinker, right?

      Damn. This artist is one hell of a lot more clever than I thought. Maybe I should give his comic a shot.

    3. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      +1 Ass-kicking. Well spoken.

    4. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      And (at the risk of being called a sheep) you would achieve.... what exactly?

      How would your employer react to you mysteriously not turning up to work one day? And learning - maybe several days later - that it was because you were being held pending some charge or other? It may be completely trumped up but unless you live in an area with very strong employment laws, you may well find yourself out of work in fairly short order.

      How would your mortgage company react to your heroism? When the result is "ah yes.... about those repayments..."

      This is why fools will try and talk their way out of it, and wise men will take legal advice (which may well be "Sit down. Shut up.").

      Complete morons and those with nothing to lose will literally scream blue murder. Everyone else will try to keep their heads down in the hope that they can get out and get on with their lives.

    5. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>it's not resisting arrest or assault if there's nothing to arrest you for!

      Oh ho ho, Get back to us when you try that trick! Every level of our judicial system has upheld nearly every "unreasonable" search. To most of our judges, there is no such thing as 'unreasonable search'. If someone wants to search you, that's their reason right there.

      I don't like it, I don't agree with it, but I'd prefer a lawyer fight my legal battles for me rather than getting into a physical fight with taser-and-mace-armed thugs.

      If you've ever been tazed or maced, raise your hand. OK, now keep them up if you want to try it again.

      -b

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    6. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by kneemoe · · Score: 5, Informative
      "But you know what - it's not resisting arrest or assault if there's nothing to arrest you for!"

      Actually (IANAL) - http://www.lawinfo.com/fuseaction/Client.lawarea/categoryid/144

      What do I do if I am arrested?

      If you are arrested, submit to the law enforcement officer. Do not resist, even if you are innocent. Your innocence does not make the arrest illegal as long as the officer has conformed to the requirements of a legal arrest. If you resist, even if you are innocent of the charges for which you are arrested, you could be charged with resisting arrest. If the officer does not conform to the requirements of a legal arrest, you should still allow yourself to be taken into custody without resistance. If this happens, you may be entitled to bring an action against the law enforcement officer for false arrest.

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    7. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..Because I can and will fight, and there's only so many people that can gang up on one man, and that is not enough to get my clothes off me without beating me unconscious, which is pretty hard to do..."

      Ooohh! You sound awfully big and scary on slashdot! May I suggest that they only need one quite puny guy, and a Taser...?

    8. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      (think about it - you hear ten times as many stories about cops shooting unarmed civilians as you do an armed civilian shooting a cop...yet the cop is always painted as the "hero who died in the line of duty"; generally through their own stupidity, like not searching someone they just antagonized and arrested...now if the supposedly unbiased news puts those figures forth, what do you think the real numbers are?).

      For not hearing about very many cops that got shot, you sure have your "generally" statements figured out.

      Also, cops getting shot at don't usually make good news. Civilians getting shot by cops? Sensational. Great news. I hope neither of us actually believe that most news outlets are actually interested in giving news. Some reporters are, sure. But most news organizations are primarily interested in money... like most people and organizations.

      So until normal people decide they (1) won't believe everything they see/read, (2) realize that "greed" is not just a word associated with "Microsoft" or "Wall Street," (3) realize that news organizations are interested in money, and (4) demand real news, refuse to get caught up in sensationalist hype, and research things out for themselves... we will likely continue to have the same news, continue to have the same stupid legislation passed by people that WE ELECTED (apparently because we're stupid enough to believe what someone says, even if their past record defies what they are saying now, as if suddenly faced with a higher-paying-position and corporate sponsors they decide to shape up?)...

      All in all, your post seems to be "the cops are after you, organized government is a bad thing, anarchy is the way it needs to be... and if you disagree with me you are a stupid sheep getting herded by the oligarchist rulers." Which is pretty sensational and people like to believe it because then they aren't viewed as sheep anymore.

      Luckily for me, people still fear the police. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I would have died on the California freeways by now. Or gotten robbed of more than just my bike.

      Note: I'm not saying I agree 100% with government as a matter of principle or something stupid like that, but I would blame our current legislation status on those that voted. People are swayed by the stupidest things. Like the way someone looks. The color of his skin. The way someone talks. Age. Their position on a single groups' rights. And people believe the silliest things, like huge government programs that won't cost anybody anything. And no, this is not just "anti democrat" or "anti liberal" stuff. Conservatives and republicans do the same stuff, though not usually the same categories.

      And frankly, I think a lot of the problems I see (and have commented on) come from education. People don't like history, people don't like listening, people don't like authority. And it seems children are taught to not like history (or at least not care about it), not like to listen, not like authority, not to take responsibility, not to stand up for what you think is right, not to bother getting out of bed if you don't want to... etc. No wonder they vote the way they do.

    9. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you should try it out for real and then come back and tell us about how it went!!! (Note, I think you'll get tasered as well, but don't let that put you off.. apparently its not a lethal weapon!)

    10. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that he wasn't talking about perpetrators. Everyone knows cops can't shoot straight, so given that they're shooting [i]at[/i] the perps, of course the perps are mostly unscathed, and the bystanders get shot.

    11. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by brkello · · Score: 1

      You are being ridiculous. I think you think that way because you are the type of person who tries to do as little as possible and get away with it. Seriously, I wouldn't want to be a cop. The ones I know do a crap load...putting their lives at risk all the time...all so some moron like you can spout off how awful they are. Are there bad cops? Yes. Are there people bad at their jobs in every single profession. Yes. But you are just so far over the top.

      You are so pissed off about a cavity search that has never happened to you. You seem to be the type of jerk who would like to be stopped just so you can make a big scene when if you cooperated it wouldn't be a big deal. You, as a person, have become a dick. And I hope no one protects you until you learn that being a narcissistic prick isn't the best way to live your life.

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    12. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a cavity search? Oh, I'd love to see those fuckers try that one of me. You ain't getting my clothes off unless you've already arrested me and have me full restraints (which makes it pretty hard to get someone's clothes off without cutting them off). Because I can and will fight, and there's only so many people that can gang up on one man, and that is not enough to get my clothes off me without beating me unconscious, which is pretty hard to do.

      You could always resist the temptation to open your anus for the approaching male operated probes and ask for a woman officer to perform the said search gently for a much more sexually satisfying experience. This is not the unrelenting Borat with the double dildo attack we are talking about, after all.

    13. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by jfreaksho · · Score: 1

      Slightly off-topic, but anyone in a position of protecting sheep should be considered a sheepdog. As soon as that person violates that trust, they should be considered to be a wolf, and put down.

      http://www.killology.com/sheep_dog.htm

      Col. Grossman has done quite a bit of research regarding violence and killing. Confusing wolves and sheepdogs is common and unfortunate.
      J.

    14. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been arrested on a charge solely of Resisting Arrest. Yes, that was the only charge. No, the irony of that apparently had no effect on either the arresting officer or the various guards that I talked to during booking.

      I have been tazed. I have been maced. While I'm certainly not eager to go through with either again, there are certain situations that demand any free thinking individual act or react in a certain way with utmost conviction. Presented with that sort of situation again, I would act exactly the same. Yes, yes, a hundred times over.

    15. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm back, since you requested my presence. I have been tasered. Three times, in fact. I've lost count of the number of times I've had mace sprayed in my face (well, pepper spray, but it amounts to the same thing).

      As for protection against unreasonable search and seizure (another Constitutional right), you're dead wrong. They can search you, then can seize your property, but they cannot make it stick unless you're actually doing something against the law. I don't care if they pat me down, or search my bag. I have to go through almost that much just to get on an airplane. But I do object to cavity searches. I've never had one successfully performed on me in my life. I've never had a cop manage to do more than rip my shirt off, and I was in cuffs at the time. And him and his buddies had to fight to do that. The last cop that tried to take my property away on the way to jail ended up getting knocked on his ass when I picked it up from under his boot (with my hands cuffed behind my back, I might add). And while they smashed my head against the hood of the car until they split my lip wide open, they never did manage to get me to release my property nor could they even force my arms from my sides.

      I let my lawyer fight in the courtroom. Outside of that, I know my rights and I fight for them. Even if it means that I get injured or the living shit beat out of me. I still win in the end, since I preserve my honor.

      So, at your request, my hand is raised. And I'm keeping it up. Live for something, or die for nothing. You're going to die one of these days anyways, so you might as well do it on your feet.

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    16. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Right on, brother. Why post as an AC? Be proud of what you did, and what you just said. I'd buy you a pint or twenty, but I doubt we're within a hundred miles of each other.

      Kind of funny when someone posting as an "Anonymous Coward" shows more guts and backbone than anyone else I've seen post in response to my initial one.

      That's what I mean by having honor and standing on principle. When the rest of you gentleman and ladies get that straight, maybe we can all start moving on towards a better future.

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    17. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      You might not be a lawyer, but you are technically correct. Once you are arrested, you don't fight back. Let your lawyer do that. That's what they get paid for.

      The man that this article is about was not arrested, unless I'm delirious from lack of sleep. He was detained. You can be searched, you can be detained for questioning, but it's a violation of one's personal rights without probable cause (and I'd love to see any DA try to argue this case) and that is against the law.

      And, personally, I don't care about suing the government for false arrest. I don't have the time and it changes nothing in my mind. But if you try to stick a finger up my ass, or unlawfully detain me (oh, I'll sit there for hours until they get tired of me staring at the wall, but don't manhandle me unless you're arresting me), you're going to have a fight on your hands. Yes, I'll go to jail. But I'll get out, and my lawyer will finish what they began. Been there, done that.

      I've made it a point to know my legal rights, both from a dry law standpoint and from how things can be twisted by the officers or the DA. I know where the line of the law lies, and I know where the line of my honor lies. I can't say I enjoy it when the two happen to cross, but it's just temporary incarceration or a beating. If you can't take that, then you're weak.

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    18. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      My apologies for being a bit short here, but I'm running out of time before I need to get about my day.

      As for your comment about police and shootings, do you know what Google Alerts are? I maintain several, one of which has to do with police and shootings. Yes, I did a rough calculation on the numbers. But they're accurate enough. And I had a personal friend's brother get shot in the back by cops when I was a teenager. Of course, he had a gun. Not. I knew the kid. He was an exceptional student, didn't get into trouble, and damn sure didn't pack a piece (his brother was a prominent Southwest Cholo leader in SW Houston, so everyone steered clear of his little brother). So I both keep up with the news and have personal experience with cops and their idea of "upholding the law".

      As for the case I quoted about the "generally" part, it's happened here in Houston a few years ago. Cops arrested some youngster, didn't search him properly before they put him in the car, and he had a piece on him and shot one of them. That's besides the news I pick up from various sources, a lot of them not mainstream. Don't even get me started on Black-on-White crime rates and lack of media coverage.

      The rest of your post I pretty much agree with, except for the bit about anarchy. I do not believe in anarchy. I believe in reduced government and personal responsibility. Someone jacked you for your bike? Well, sorry to hear it, but you choose to live in a state that has all kinds of firearms restrictions. People don't just walk up to someone and rob them in Texas, most of the time. I've worked and lived in some of the most dangerous neighborhoods we have here (it's cheap to build a college or a datacenter in the middle of a ghetto), places that make most of L.A. and San Francisco look like Disneyland, and I carried a gun at all times. A lot of people do. Which is an excellent deterrent for crime. To quote someone who I don't have time to look up "an armed society is a polite society".

      Oh, and studying history (as I have) tends to make one less trusting of authority, not more. An educated mind questions everything, rather than taking things as fact without proof.

      Take care, have a good day, and watch out for your bike.

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    19. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have had police try to remove my clothing to give me a full body search (which includes the finger up the ass bit). All what resulted was a brawl that ended up with everyone injured to one degree or another and me fully clothed and hogtied.

      And don't talk to me about cops. I've dealt with more of those fucks than you could imagine. My last girlfriend was the daughter of high-ranking Gang Task Force member. I came within a cunt's hair of getting into a fight with him for him threatening her in front of me. He had a long history of beating her and her younger brother, and she had the scars to prove it. I've known one cop in my life that I liked, and that's because she knew me and looked out for me when I was a teenager. She was cool. Never frisked me, bought me food, tried to get me to go home when I hadn't been home in weeks (not even getting into that), the works. One cop out of hundreds. Those aren't very good odds, are they?

      And, for the record, I'm polite to everyone until they're rude to me. Most cops are assholes, deal with it. Just because you're friends with a few doesn't mean that they're not dicks. Actually, from the way you like to sling accusations and insults, I suspect I know why they're friends with you. Do they give you a nice little reach-around too?

      And another one for the record - I don't need anyone to protect me. I'm perfectly capable of that myself. So, move along.

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    20. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Well, since wolves can be domesticated (I have two friends that have raised wolves from cubs, and they're smart animals and extremely loyal), I don't think the analogy is entirely inaccurate. I consider myself a civilized wolf, after a fashion.

      But I get your point. But wouldn't another breed of dog, like a mastiff, be a better example if one is encouraging people to stop acting like sheep?

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    21. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm kinky, but not into the whole anal bit. Give me a hot, tattooed chick with a sharp razor and we can have some fun, but I'll skip the anal probe, thank you very much.

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    22. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      I have been tasered three times, you subnormal troll. Slows me down for about 2 seconds.

      As for big and scary, no, not really. I'm a pretty nice guy, all around. I'm 5'10" and 180 lbs. with maybe a pound of fat on me. I'm covered in tattoos, and my pain threshold is well above what you could even imagine. I used to be a body piercer, and I've pierced my own dick. Five times. Think you can do that? I have three metal plates in my face, about a dozen prominent scars on my face (two of them from fighting with cops, one from a bareknuckle match against a Navy SEAL...he lost all his front teeth and I got a broken jaw and nose). I've been stabbed enough times that I lost count around 10. One of those was with a machete across my back, another was with a piece of sharpened rebar. Each of those stabbings I handled with my bare hands or a knife. My knuckles look like they've been through a meat-grinder. I was a soldier for 3 years, trained under a USMC Force Recon cat who'd done three tours in Vietnam. We used to trade punches for 30+ minutes until we got bored or broke ribs. I've been under fire in at least 50 engagements. Never been shot once.

      Still want to play the "who's a badass" game? Let me tell you something - all the bad motherfuckers are dead. But I'll indulge your whim. Post your e-mail address and I'll send you some pictures. You'll know it's me because I'll make sure to include my hands in some of them, and I have part of my /. username tattooed across the knuckles of each hand, plus a flaming shamrock across the back of one hand.

      On the lighter side of things, I do open doors for ladies, say "please" and "thank you", and am generally well-mannered and pleasant to deal with. Unless you're a cop.

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    23. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      While I'm not going to dignify the comments about irrational hatred of "the man" or what-have-you with a response (I think I've provided enough real life examples to justify my opinions), I will provide you with one, since you've made some points.

      Firstly, I have dealt with these situations with employment. It's called a phone call and a bond. You are familiar with the term "habeas corpus", as it's used in the US Constitution? It means that you have the constitutional right to have a reasonable bond set unless it can be proven that you are a flight risk or a danger to the community. And since I don't go around committing crimes (I've only once been denied bail, and that was for four felonies and one class A misdemeanor; I was guilty of none of the felonies, but I'm not a snitch either...the grand jury tossed the felonies out the door within a couple of weeks and I received time served for the misdemeanor...luckily I was between jobs at the time, but that still wouldn't have changed a thing - some times you have to lose something in order to stand your ground), the only thing I have to worry about is the occasional public intoxication or a BS minor charge (like getting arrested for my prescription medicine, when I had the prescription information in my wallet). So you call your girlfriend, wife, or a family member and have them post your bond and call you in sick at work. You'll be out in a day or two. Problem solved.

      Mortgage company? Friend, I've lost two houses in my life (and I'm between 25 and 35, that's all the info I'll give). The first one I had to sell because of the above-mentioned felony cases in order to pay my lawyer to kick up enough fuss to get the case reviewed. I have retained the same lawyer, an excellent and highly intelligent woman, since I was 20. The second one I had to let the bank repossess when I got hit with the triple shot of a divorce, the economy going to crap, and I was laid off from my job. Not a good thing, but that's life.

      As for your bit about legal advice, such as sitting down and shutting up, I'm not an idiot. I know the law better than anyone who has commented on a single thing I've said. I don't say a single thing about whatever I'm accused of until I talk to my lawyer. I've goaded police into beating me black and blue just to get out of an interrogation room before so I could call my lawyer. But I never say shit about any accusation. I don't talk my way out of anything. I just stone-face them until they cave in, or apply the above-mentioned goading (but I was already under arrest at that point anyways, they were just holding me somewhere to unlawfully try to intimidate me...I laughed the whole time they were beating me while I was cuffed to a chair). That is part of my principles as well. I'm perfectly capable of sitting in a room for 12 hours without saying a word, with cops screaming in my face and yanking my cuffs up behind my back until my arms are vertical with my shoulders.

      As for screaming blue murder, I did not say that. But if you put your hands on me without having anything to arrest me for, I will resist. There is nothing they can do to me that will break me. And trust me, it's been tried. And I know all the mind games, like a cop that has a can of dip out when he knows you're having nicotine withdrawals. The last one that tried that game on me made the mistake of doing it in a locked room with no other officers present. I didn't even need to directly threaten him. Just wiggled the stool I was cuffed to, indicating the loose bolts holding it to the floor, and speculated on whether the door could be unlocked before I could rip the stool loose. Can of dip disappeared quickly, soon to be followed by officer in question.

      As for having nothing to lose, you're both wrong and right. The only thing I care whether I lose is my honor, and they can't take that away even if they kill me. So while I don't create trouble for myself, I do not betray my principles by being a silent participant in this circus.

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    24. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why AC? Because I don't actually halve a /. account, and I'm a lazy bastard.

    25. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's nothing. I got jumped by 30 cops, and not only did they not search me, but I killed all of them. I reached right into their backs, and pulled out their spines and then stood on top of the pile of bodies while lightning struck around me to celebrate my victory. Then I ate them. Yep, all 30 of them. Raw. After I got done with that, they sent tanks to take me down, but I just walked up to the tanks, and punched holes in them with my fists. Then I reached through the holes, and I grabbed the shells and threw them against the walls and blew up the tanks from the inside. They tried to send fighter planes after me, but I started throwing the tank pieces at them, and it was like way too dangerous for them to get near me. Then everyone knew what a badass I was, so they just left me alone, cuz they're all scared of me and now they just go after comic-book writers and stuff.

    26. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you got to work with the tools provided in the situation. There are also handcuffs and batons but that might be painful in a wrong way..

    27. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by painehope · · Score: 1

      I much prefer bloodletting and wild sex with a tattooed gorgeous punk/goth chick who is also a highly intelligent and creative companion outside of bed.

      Might I suggest that investigate your fetish about handcuffs and batons, and then take it somewhere else, likes alt.sex.rough_arrest?

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    28. Re:Maybe, Maybe not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I much prefer bloodletting and wild sex with a tattooed gorgeous punk/goth chick who is also a highly intelligent and creative companion outside of bed.

      It's nice to have something to imagine during that unavoidable cavity search so you don't get beaten unconscious unnecessarily.

  33. Re:it is sad.. by Hillview · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the flamebait -mod, whoever that was =p I was asking for it, y'know..

    Seriously, it's a forum for opinions, and this one was mine. I do see (and agree) with the viewpoint of the responses my post generated. But, this is our current state of affairs, that was my point.

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  34. Re:Die Hard by maxume · · Score: 1

    They tricked him (dropped him early or whatever).

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  35. Jessica Fletcher by XanC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jessica Fletcher was played by Angela Lansbury.

    1. Re:Jessica Fletcher by redbeardcanada · · Score: 1

      Hey, anyone else see that final episode of Murder She Wrote where Jessica Fletcher got into a situation she couldn't explain, broke down, and confessed that she actually committed all the crimes she solved??? Wait... uh me neither... damn NyQuil and your purple fever dreams...

  36. Re:It's not sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't think this a troll. I agree 100%.

    Who at this point hasn't been detained and had their stuff rummaged through?

    I had to unpack a carry on full of crystal glassware (wedding gifts) while all of my other belongings were held on to by security simply because when asked if I had packed the bag I stupidly said no my wife did.

    All in all I was "detained" for 20 minutes. But I made my flight with little more than some inconvenience.

    If anything I was more wronged than this guy was. But I don't have a comic to sell so chances of my story hitting the slashdot front page are close to nil.

    Sounds like in this guys case the airport folks found something worth checking out and were just being thorough.

    Had the guy actually been a terrorist and it became leaked to the public that the guy walked right on board with the plans tweaked to look like a "work in progress comic book" people would be flaming air port security for being so naive.

    It's not persecution and you can't have it both ways guys.

    The guy is being a cry baby and getting alot of publicity for his comic by doing it.

  37. Economist Steven Levitt almost got arrested too by BurningTyger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Economist Steven Levitt also had an interesting story of how he almost got arrested because he bought a last min one-way flight, and that he carried research paper on terrorist activities:

    I almost got sent to Guantanamo
    By Steven D. Levitt
    http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2005/07/14/i-almost-got-sent-to-guantanamo/

    1. Re:Economist Steven Levitt almost got arrested too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sad thing is that Akbhar in the seat next to him, bought his tickets on priceline three week before the flight, and he has a boxcutter to boot. He is clean shaven and dressed professionally too, he is the one to watch out for, but no, let's arrest the author of a paper instead.

  38. Re:it is sad.. by pluther · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if I recall correctly, Explosive Runes is only a second level spell...

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  39. Re:it is sad.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    While it is sad that he'd have been forced to go through the humiliation and embarassment of being questioned/searched/etc.. but honestly.. who in their right mind would carry something like a terror script through airport screening? Comic book, hell.. it could've been a movie script and he would've received the same response.

    In short: He was asking for it. No.. he was begging.

    So someone brings a DVD of Executive Decision through security. Are they 'asking for it?'

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  40. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA,

    He was allowed to carry it with him. He just needed to be ready to explain it and they just needed to be sufficiently sure that's all it was before letting his ass on a plane with 60 other people.

    The sensationalism of slashdot never ceases to amaze me.

  41. Idiots, absolute idiots! by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    Even if this guy was setting up a publicity stunt, the TSA agents were absolute idiots for even giving a commercial publication a second notice as evidence against the carrier.

    Meanwhile, the real terrorists carried full tactical nukes in the carry on luggage.

    1. Re:Idiots, absolute idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, the real terrorists carried full tactical nukes in the carry on luggage.

      [citation needed]

  42. Seems unlikely by stoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would require TSA agents to be literate.

  43. "Informative?" by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    "Offtopic" or "troll" would have been more appropriate.

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  44. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by powerlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless there's a way to blow up the aircraft with said papers their content shouldn't matter.

    Now if you were packing C4 and detonators you should probably be checked out. But plain old information? Without acting on it, information is basically harmless.

    You're missing the train of thought the TSA employee went through.

    1) The was information.
    2) Information is Knowledge.
    3) Knowledge is Power.
    4) Power Corrupts.
    5) Power is dangerous to a Plane in operation (it could blow up the fuel tank).
    6) Corruption is dangerous to a Plane in operation (it could cause a wing to fall off or the fuselage to break apart).
    7) Information is therefore dangerous to a Plane in operation since it is both Power and Corrupting.
    QED This so called "Writer" was attempting to smuggle a WMD onto a plane and should be treated accordingly.

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  45. Why were they reading the script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's my first question. Of all the times I've been through security, they scan/x-ray/etc, but don't take the time to read notes...that'd take too much time, holding up others.

  46. Re:it is sad.. by RageBot · · Score: 0

    I have a lot of questions about this, but for starters here is one. What did the "script" look like? Was it simply a blue book or loose leaf note book written in crayon (not likely I know; or was it more like the formatted output from a printer? What did it say on the front (if anything); something like "Unthinkable" on the front and a if the first few pages described what a terrorist should do to commit an unthinkable act I can see how this might make a TSA guy think it was worth a second look. Next I want to know just how long this guy was "detained"? If he was able to make his flight it does not seem like such a big deal to me. I have been "detained" by TSA guys while I had to boot my laptop and they put their grubby paws on my DSLR. Not to say it was enjoyable and I certainly was not impressed when a female TSA agent looked through the view finder of my DSLR and said this is OK, it is a camera; because the lens cap was still on and she had no way of knowing if the camera was bogus or not. But the bottom line was I was able to get on my flight on time, even if there were finger prints on my camera and laptop. If this guy made his flight it looks more like a PR stunt than something we should gripe about. And I do find it strange no one seems to care if he made his flight or not.

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  47. Re:it is sad.. by SydShamino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While it is sad that he'd have been forced to go through the humiliation and embarassment of being questioned/searched/etc.. but honestly.. who in their right mind would carry something like a terror script through airport screening? Comic book, hell.. it could've been a movie script and he would've received the same response.

    In short: He was asking for it. No.. he was begging.

    While it is sad that she'd have been forced to go through the humiliation and embarassment of being raped/beaten/etc.. but honestly.. who in their right mind would wear something like a mini skirt to a frat party? Skirt, hell.. it could've been a tight blouse and she would've received the same response.

    In short: She was asking for it. No.. she was begging.

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  48. Re:It's not sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you sound like you're mighty anxious to lube up and bend over for your TSA overlords. Make sure your amyl is in a 3oz or less container, though, or you're in for a rough ride, cowboy.

  49. keep in mind... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keep in mind that these are the same folks that tried to take away a Congressional Medal of Honor 'cause its sharp and pointy...

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    1. Re:keep in mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost didn't believe this for a minute, but sure enough:
      http://www.snopes.com/military/medal.asp

  50. It's a damned good thing ... by Skapare · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... he had not started to write (and therefore would have been carrying around) his new comic story about a trio of bumbling TSA agents that are always screwing up everything.

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    1. Re:It's a damned good thing ... by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      Now, that I would buy. I love non-fiction.

  51. So what's the story here? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    He got tagged for a more thorough search. It must've been the TSA's new un-American script radars. He got searched. They found a script. They read it. They let him go. Did I miss anything?

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    1. Re:So what's the story here? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is with : They found a script. They read it.

            As far as I know, no airplane has ever been destroyed by a script. Whatever was written on those pages falls under the "IT'S NONE OF YOUR% FUCKING BUSINESS" category. If you don't believe that, then you need to relearn what a "free society" is all about.

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    2. Re:So what's the story here? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      So what gave you this "right to privacy" again? Can I make up some rights too, while we're at it? How about a right to watch cartoons. If you don't believe in that, they you need to relearn what a "free society" is all about.

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    3. Re:So what's the story here? by ArcadeNut · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called the Constitution. Maybe you should read it some time.

      Start with the 4th Amendment

      "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

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    4. Re:So what's the story here? by samcan · · Score: 1

      He was going to attack the crew by giving them paper cuts.

    5. Re:So what's the story here? by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they should have read the script either (If it did indeed happen), but if you think about it.. searching is searching.. Why is examining papers someone is carrying more invasive than searching their pockets ? ... Yes (If it did happen) it is embarrassing for him, but getting searched twice (If it did happen) is embarrassing in itself anyway.

      All that said, the whole airport screening thing has gone overboard to the point of being ridiculous.. The shoes thing in particular bugs me. They should start phasing that out.. at least that's what they SHOULD do.. Perhaps one day there might be someone with some cajones to stand up and say how stupid an unnecessary it is.. and then perhaps things will slowly start phasing back to more sensible security.

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    6. Re:So what's the story here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No plane has ever been downed or damaged by a bag of pot or brick of cocaine, or a giant wad of cash.

      Those items are not a threat to the plane in any way, yet the TSA has still seized those items and arrested the travelers who were carrying them.

      They have completely forgotten that their job is to screen for threat to the plane or its passengers and NOT to be the police. But they don't care. They want to bust anyone for anything. They can. They do. It's all about power: once a government agency or even just a flatfoot officer or agent gets power, they never want to give it up.

    7. Re:So what's the story here? by cemulli · · Score: 1

      So what gave you this "right to privacy" again? Can I make up some rights too, while we're at it?

      For the last several decades, the United States Supreme Court has recognized that the right to privacy is a fundamental right under the U.S. Constitution.

      It's not making up a new right if it's the law.

    8. Re:So what's the story here? by cemulli · · Score: 1

      I don't think they should have read the script either (If it did indeed happen), but if you think about it.. searching is searching.. Why is examining papers someone is carrying more invasive than searching their pockets ?

      I hate to split hairs (okay, no I don't), but I'm inclined to say that the difference is between searches and seizures. If you get stopped at a sobriety roadblock, you've been subjected to a seizure by police; it's just that you're free to go once they're confident that you're not inebriated. But if they have probable cause to think you're doing something illegal, they can search your car.

      So first, it seems like TSA checkpoints would be seizures, not searches. Further, my instincts on this are that if the TSA people didn't have probable cause to think that possessing the script was related to illegal activity (like that writing it was illegal, or carrying it was illegal, etc), then they would not be able to justify "searching" the script by reading its contents.

    9. Re:So what's the story here? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Oh, so that's why the National Enquirer was sued out of business! Oh, that's why the paparrazi don't harass public figures! Wow, thanks for clearing that up! I didn't realize we had a constitutional lawyer here amongst us! Lucky that!

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    10. Re:So what's the story here? by cemulli · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's why the paparrazi don't harass public figures! Wow, thanks for clearing that up!

      You're welcome. I appreciate your snark and find it to be quite refreshing after a long day. I won't bother explaining my career choice to you though, since your sarcastic comment already came close enough on its own.

      Re: National Enquirer stuff - Are you just trolling, or do you genuinely not know that the constitutional rights only protect citizens from intrusions by government actors? Protecting private citizens from private citizens is the realm of statutes, not the Constitution. If you work for a private employer, for example, that employer is not required under the Constitution to respect your freedom of speech, but you may have a good lawsuit against your employer under state or federal statutory law if you're fired unjustly. In short, there is a right of privacy to protect people from intrusions by government actors (like the police and the TSA), but the right of privacy does not protect private citizens from private citizens.

      So yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

  52. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What justification?

    How about meeting your monthly detention quota for a bonus, or possibly overtime! You really think such things AREN'T in place at the TSA?

    Fascism has dipped it's finger in the American pie, and it's looking for more than just a taste.

  53. Why is everyone suprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airport security workers work for about U.S. $ 7.50 per hour.

    You pay for what you get: amateurs.

    Yours In Communism,
    K. Trout, PatRIOT

  54. Re:It's not sad. by blueskies · · Score: 1

    people would be flaming air port security for being so naive.

    I don't want it both ways. I'd sooner have people flaming airport security than preventing their liberty.

  55. every society needs police by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    when you figure out how to have a human society without the need for police, get back to us. until then, your rant speaks more to your psychological problems than any valid observation of reality

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    1. Re:every society needs police by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      when you figure out how to have a human society without the need for police, get back to us. until then, your rant speaks more to your psychological problems than any valid observation of reality

      And your response speaks to your inability to read. He didn't say anything about the need for police. He was making the point that police are bureaucrats. Big difference--try reading it again. And if you respond, please include relevant quotes that support your assertions.

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    2. Re:every society needs police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you figure out what the shift key does i will read your posts.

    3. Re:every society needs police by painehope · · Score: 1

      I am sorry, my dearly mistaken friend, but this is a question that the human race has been wrestling with since the dawn of civilization. I'm sure you've heard the expression "who guards the guards"? Or something equivalent in meaning? It is a dilemma that has no answer in society as you see it. Also, remember how slippery slopes operate.

      However, there is an answer out there. A simple one. And it hinges upon the keystones of the Hobbes vs. Locke argument about the role of government in citizens' lives (which was essentially that either men are by nature evil, and thus any authority will be evil, or men are by nature good, and thus need no governance to ensure their cooperation; a drastic oversimplification, but I'm sure that you can look up far more erudite scholars on sociopolitical theory than myself...for me, it's just a part of one of my hobbies, namely philosophy). While I don't think we need to completely dissolve all government, I think it is high time that governments serve their people, and not the other way around.

      Would you like to hear that answer? Since you invited me to provide it, I will. In the interest of the freedom of all men and women, in the interest of evolution itself (for you have built a dam in that river, and you will choke on it eventually), you must become your own guardians.

      Here, on Slashdot, of all places, I would expect that answer to be most appropriate. The majority of readers here are not simple-minded fools who are incapable of being multi-faceted human beings (actually, some of the most physically fit and combat-ready civilians that I know are in IT). I am a systems administrator by trade, and a half-way decent programmer as well. But, amongst other skills and hobbies, I am trained in hand-to-hand combat, the use of almost any kind of close-quarters weapon, firearms, and some explosives and small munitions. And I am experienced as well. I was a soldier, and remain one in my heart. I give no quarter, and ask for none. I am willing to die so that others may live, that we may have a future where every man, woman, and child can live without fear of others. I have survived beatings, torture, multiple stabbings, and been shot at more times than you've been laid, I do not doubt. Both in service and in the streets. I live near and work in one of the most crime-ridden cities in America, yet I have no reason to fear any other man who walks these streets, because I am capable of protecting myself and those dear to me. I have done it before at great cost to myself, and I will do it again if necessary.

      I believe in the innate goodness of most of the human race. I believe that every adult human can teach or be taught how to defend their own. I believe that those who would do evil unto others are ultimately more afraid than those who would defend their own. Without that, we have nothing and will be nothing in the end. I have seen women beaten by male police officers. I have never seen a single officer fight someone one-on-one. I have never seen a police officer risk his or her life for a fellow citizen. Nowhere in the US have I seen the callous disregard for the human condition outside of a jail. All of these ugly, cowardly things I have seen or experienced have been in this country. Not by someone I fought, not by criminals or terrorists (speaking of terrorists, look to the example of United Airlines Flight 93 on September 11, 2001; where were your precious guardians then? Nowhere. But the men and women on that flight chose to die on their feet rather than ride helplessly to a flaming death that might have killed others as well), but by police. Lives are lost in battles, prisoners are executed and tortured, true. But to turn against those you have sworn to protect? That is more than corrupt - it is dishonourable and deserves nothing but contempt. Yet you choose these scum to protect you? It's laughable at best.

      So, in answer to your question, yes, there is a way to have a society without police. It requires a high price, and it will be paid in blood and

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  56. How To Beat a Think Tank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need a think tank to come up with fantastic ideas, plans and scenarios. All you need is your brain and Creator Studio creative thinking software http://www.compxpressinc.com

  57. Re:it is sad.. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    It's a book. OMG. A book. I can murder people by slicing and hacking at their throats with this razor thin page. Nevermind the fact it'll take me the entire FUCKING flight to do it. Oh wait, maybe I can set fire to the book, oh but wait, I could do that to the SkyMall magazine too, and I left my prohibited lighters and matches at home like a good sky-traveller. But WAIT! I could tear the covers off and rub them together really fast and maybe make a spark! Oh, but I'll probably just get bored and watch the Hulk and Stepmom on the in-flight movie instead. Or maybe that cute chick will let me just use her left boob as a pillow.

  58. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Artist with a script for a comic book dealing with 9/11 type scenarios ....

    Detained by TSA for 'safety' reasons

    Terrorists with boxcutters ....

    allowed onto plane without security check, bumped up to first class

    Now THAT's the irony of the situation. I can still get a knife, gun, bomb type equipment, nuclear material .... you name it and someone can still smuggle it onto a plane, but a script for a comic book, better stop right there buddy.

    Are you at all surprised that they want to get into your laptop/cellphone/ipod?

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  60. Re:It's not sad. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    I have always been politely asked as if my bag could be searched. And knowing I have nothing to hide, I always say yes. Knowing one of two things can happen, I get escorted out, or taken to the secure room. If I ever felt inclined, I'd have no fear of that, but I always make it clear that I carry lots of expensive cameras and if they're going to search it, I'm going to help them, as I wouldn't want them to be responsible for $3000 cameras getting broken.

    I've never had a single one rebuff me. I accidently left a 3" folding Kabar on my bag once (twice - it was black and blends into the straps), and I've been subjected to a lot more scrutiny since. But I'm always polite, and since I'm the typically white male yuppy traveller, I don't get much extra hassle. Maybe I'm just lucky.

    The first time I forget the knife the screener wouldn't let me touch it in the secure area, but let me leave so I could ship it home. He asked me, "You know I could have you arrested for this, right?" I just sighed and said, "You gotta do what you have to man." 20 minutes later he was reinspecting the bag extra well, and I got through okay.

    The second time, I remembered it just as I was about to put it through the xray machine. I told them I'd surrender it there, as I was close to missing my flight. They put it in one of those change holders and sent it through anyway. Then a couple of them got into a discussion over whether I had to be written up, but the dude in charge said that since I surrendered it voluntarily, I could go on my way. But I still get selected every time I fly.

    The most aggressive search I ever had was coming back from Jamaica out of Montego Bay. They had my backpack ALL unpacked searching the seams (my Boble*be has metal bands for seams and bolts) . Go figure I waltzed right through customs too.
        Name. Age. DOB. Anything to Declare? Have a nice day.

    I must say I've been a lucky traveller.

  61. Passing a dog on a walk? by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know. I go on daily walks and inevitably, I pass a dog confined behind a fence all day. The dog barks at me, as if to say, "Wait! Wait! You're the most exciting thing that's happened here all day! Hey! Where are you going? Come back here!"

    What you describe is that one man's inconvenience is another man's treasure, so to speak. It's kind of like that.

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  62. Re:it is sad.. by pjabardo · · Score: 1

    You are obviously correct because terrorists are so dumb that they are can not memorize their plans. I mean, the only way they can possibly remember out is to tatoo the plans on the chest and try to board the plane without a shirt.

    The real smart ones, on the other hand, try to board the plane with a folder with the following large size capital letters: TERROR PLANS - NOT TO BE SHOWN TO TSA AGENTS.

    If these guys went after people like these there would never be terrorist attacks anywhere. Avoiding terrorism is so easy...

  63. Re:it is sad.. by rhook · · Score: 1

    First Amendment! They shouldn't have even read it.

  64. In fairness... by tjstork · · Score: 1, Troll

    If somebody was smuggling a bunch of documents onto airplane describing how to blow it up, wouldn't you, as an employee whose job it is to understand how people might blow up airplanes, want to have a look?

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    1. Re:In fairness... by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      And I suppose that the only way to determine whether someone is carrying documents describing how to blow up a plane is to detain anyone carrying paper with words on it until every piece of paper is read. I get that the US has become damned near the complete opposite of The Home of the Brave, but give me a break.

    2. Re:In fairness... by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Just because I'd want to take a look doesn't mean that I could take a look or should be able to take a look.

      Also, "smuggling" is framing the question in a rather criminal manner.

    3. Re:In fairness... by powerlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With all due respect, but if a given piece of paper ALONE allows a person to blow up a plane, then you are way more screwed than you think.

      There is NO document alone that could describe such a situation, and if you COULD find such a simple document that provided such a disproportionate ability (all by itself) of blowing up a plane.
      Even if the document described how to build a bomb using items you're likely to find on-board the plane itself, I'd be very surprised if:

      1) a would be terrorist couldn't simply memorize it (they aren't necessarily DUMB, just committed to a cause)
      2) you couldn't just drop the document into a file on a netbook for ~$200 (it can even run linux, so he gets the most "bang for his buck").

      Okay, now according to you, no one should be allowed to board a plane until the contents of every electronic device they carry is scrutinized to make sure it doesn't contain this mythical "How to blow up a plane in 5 easy steps" document.

      If there is a piece of the plane THAT sensitive, it should be secured (see: Cockpit).
      If there is an item that bringing onboard would be that dangerous, then the item should be banned/controlled (see: Explosives).

      There is little that ANY document can do by itself.

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    4. Re:In fairness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all due respect, but if a given piece of paper ALONE allows a person to blow up a plane, then you are way more screwed than you think.

      Mcguyver could do it!

    5. Re:In fairness... by dissy · · Score: 1

      There is little that ANY document can do by itself.

      In fact, it would probably do a better cause as far as damage goes if you just ignite the pages from the sly-mall magazine instead of writable paper. The glossy coating should sour the air just a tiny bit faster.

      Or maybe they are afraid that their well armed sky marshals will be paper-cut to death!

    6. Re:In fairness... by Twisted64 · · Score: 1

      There is little that ANY document can do by itself.

      Inspector Gadget's boss would beg to differ.

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    7. Re:In fairness... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      Maybe a bad papercut?

    8. Re:In fairness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the paper originally belonged to a shimigami? *shrug* But then he'd still need a way to write on it.

    9. Re:In fairness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to blow up a plane, by Anonymous Coward (age 9 1/2):

      1) Find plane.
      2) Blow it up.

    10. Re:In fairness... by Kentari · · Score: 1

      I put my manual on my mp3 player as an audiobook, disguised as a Britney Spears track, amid 75 hours of contemporary brainnumbing popular music (mostly Britney Spears). I won't take out a plane, but it will be fun to see the brains turn to goo and leak out of TSA employees' ears (profided I hit those who have one)...

  65. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by Solandri · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now if you were packing C4 and detonators you should probably be checked out. But plain old information? Without acting on it, information is basically harmless.

    Law enforcement generally breaks down into two types - reactive and preventative enforcement. Reactive is pretty simple. Someone gets killed, law enforcement shows up, collects evidence, figures out whodunit, and (tries to) capture the killer. Preventative enforcement is harder and more intrusive on civil liberties because you have to apply it to everyone, not just suspects. Sobriety checks to catch drunk drivers before they kill anyone, laws to prevent convicted criminals or mentally unstable individuals from buying guns, getting your luggage x-rayed and searched at airports, etc.

    The monkey wrench in the works is the suicide bomber mentality. Prior to 9/11, the assumption was that a terrorist had a sense of self-preservation. So we made sure to match up luggage with passengers on the plane, asked people if they'd received any last-minute gifts from acquaintances before boarding, etc. all based on the theory that the terrorist didn't himself want to die. But if the terrorist is willing to die in the act, then most of the detectable intermediate steps between planning a terrorist act and carrying it out disappear. So your preventative options are limited to catching the terrorist in the process of carrying it out (like the passengers and crew tackled Richard Reid, aka the shoe bomber, whom we now have to thank for having our shoes x-rayed at security). Or catching him while he's planning it with only information on his person.

    Personally, the number of people killed by terrorism compared to, say, traffic accidents is so minuscule that I think the magnitude of our reaction to the problem is a waste of time and money. I suspect a lot of people in law enforcement feel the same way - they'd rather be on the street combating everyday crime, rather than the 1 in a million terrorist. But the general public seems to want that level of preventative enforcement against terrorism (or at least the majority haven't complained about it vocally). And I've yet to see an alternative method of preventative enforcement which avoids the possibility of infringing on the civil liberties of innocents.

  66. 1st Ammendment Right!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is his first ammendment right. We now completely ignore our heritage and founding, with our current government pushing us towards socialism. Isn't life grand these days?

  67. if only he'd used his head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He should have written them in another language so they couldnt read them..............Arabic for instance.

  68. if you understand the need for them to exist by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    then you frame your objections in terms of the need to clean things up, not rail against in general

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    1. Re:if you understand the need for them to exist by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase:

      Police are workers. Workers do as little work as they can with as little risk to themself as they can. I don't trust a worker to perform a cavity search on me because I know I've not done anything wrong.

      Regardless of whether you believe the above to be true or not, what is being described is a by-product of the human condition; ie, it's not something that can be fundamentally cleaned up but only railed against from time to time upon the eventual abuses. The author, also, clearly was arguing from his own experience and what he believes he would do in a certain circumstance; ie, he was not trying to argue about the problems and possible solutions of the situation as much as he was trying to educate about reality. So, I don't see why you're arguing he should state things in the context of problem and solution, except that you perhaps have a strong desire to frame things in that fashion. It seems rather unreasonable to make that demand of him, though.

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  69. Re:it is sad.. by jnaujok · · Score: 1

    People really need to know what a true right-wing ideology means (and the last administration was not right-wing in anything but their self-given name.)

    A true right-winger abhors authority and embraces personal responsibility. I'm considered strongly-conservative, and I would like to see the smallest, least-powerful government the American people can possibly get away with. "That government which governs best, governs least."

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  70. Re:it is sad.. by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

    Lighters are no longer prohibited.

  71. Re:it is sad.. by Artifakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was once one of those people who had exceptionally broad rights to conduct searches. As a military officer, I could, in theory, have searched a whole barracks full of the personal effects of a whole company of enlisted soldiers for a single stolen item. But before they would have turned me loose to do that, even as a raw Lieutenant, the government made it very clear that there was paperwork that had to be kept on record, documenting the steps of the search AND what other steps were taken to solve the crime before command decided a search was necessary. They made it clear that I had to deliver a Miranda warning (and the military form of the Miranda actually explains more rights than the Civil form.). They made it clear that the decision to authorize a search was limited to command personnel and not staff officers/staff NCOs, and why.
      If I was supposed to be searching for a stolen boom-box, I had to have a good description, and not search inside anything too small to hold that boom-box. Even if I thought I smelled dope (and I've been to a controlled burn and can claim legally to know what Pot smells like), I couldn't act on it (beyond mentioning the scent to the owner of that gear, as in "Smells like pot - I hope you wouldn't mess with that stuff. - You know it's illegal and they can throw you out of the Army if you do - oh well, I'm just here to look for a boom-box.).
          If I could be held to that standard 20 years ago, when dealing with people who had agreed to give up some of their rights as a condition of enlistment, and to be bound by a special set of laws (The Uniform Code of Military Justice), I have to wonder why on Earth the US citizenry allows the present situation.

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  72. Yet Another Unverified TSA Horror Story by dynamator · · Score: 1

    Here's another unverified TSA horror story that made the rounds on the Internet last year. I first found the story on the L.A. Times website, and it was just copied from there a hundred times. Nobody's come up with any news report or documents from the timeframe when the incident was supposed to have taken place:

    Zimerman has had problems in the United States in recent years. He travels with his own Steinway piano, which he has altered himself. But shortly after 9/11, the instrument was confiscated at JFK Airport when he landed in New York to give a recital at Carnegie Hall. "Thinking the glue smelled funny, the TSA decided to take no chances and destroyed the instrument."

    1. Re:Yet Another Unverified TSA Horror Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're kidding. The LA Times is not an unverified blog. Neither is the Guardian:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/apr/28/krystian-zimerman-missile-defence-poland

      And, Zimerman is fairly famous. Famous enough that he doesn't need to play Banana Republics--like this one.

  73. Re:it is sad.. by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. There is certainly a class of behaviors which, while legally in your rights, are in bad taste or otherwise baiting, like insulting someone's mother. Would you then complain after getting socked in the face that you were just exercising your right to free speech? Doubtful. You would complain that the response was out of proportion to your incitement. And you would've been wiser not to incite in the first place.

    I don't mean to say that there isn't such a thing as civil disobedience or trying to gain publicity for a cause, but sometimes being a jerk is just being a jerk. I don't think Sable in this case actually was "asking for it", nor do I think "it" amounted to that much, but if he were instead just mouthing off to the TSA drones, we should be able to say that he should've known better.

  74. How convenient for him... by Schnoogs · · Score: 1

    ...I'm sure this will help the sale of his comic book. I'm calling BS on this one.

  75. Did you ever watch 'The Lone Gunmen' by RonMcMahon · · Score: 1

    For those of us who watched 'The Lone Gunmen' live or on DVD, you may recall that the pilot episode has the government conspiring to fly a jet airliner in to the World Trade Center. One of the Lone Gunmen is on said plane while the other two are on a computer network trying to override the 'evil government agent's actions to remotely control the plane to crash in to the building. Whenever I watch this episode on DVD it is rather chill-instilling, so close to home (They don't crash, they *just* miss hitting the building).

    The REAL irony of this is that this episode aired 6 months BEFORE 9/11. So, should the TSA / NSA / FBI / Secret Service / Homeland Security / NTSB or some 'Men in Black' group go and arrest and detain the writers and producers (perhaps even the evil actors?) of this episode for doing something that *clearly* influenced the terrorists to do the deed for real?

    The thought police are here...think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts!

    1. Re:Did you ever watch 'The Lone Gunmen' by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Man, I tried to watch The Lone Gunmen, and I have to say...

      the show was painful.

      Really fucking painful.

  76. Internet Tough Guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll sit in the peanut gallery at your trial for kicking and punching the cops while you were resisting arrest. I'll bring popcorn. You can't have any of it.

    1. Re:Internet Tough Guy? by painehope · · Score: 1

      You can give the popcorn to my lawyer. She'll eat it up as a snack as soon as she's done with the DA.

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  77. Perhaps we should blow up airports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you know, in retaliation for false charges of trying to blow up planes or fly them into buildings?

    Think about it.

    You are being detained.

    You are not charged with a crime.

    You are free to go.

    Therefore, it is perfectly reasonable to use any force necessary to secure your freedom to go, including blowing up the airport... er the part you're not in... like maybe by remotely detonating the ANFO in the trunk of your parked car by not making the cell phone call to stop it.

    Pity about the collateral damage, of course. Innocents getting killed and all. But, really, people should expect that sort of thing when they go somewhere where people are detained illegally.

  78. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by Gabrill · · Score: 1

    The "general public" was never asked to vote on such matters. The closest that We the People ever got to this state of affairs was to try to elect what we thought were sensible people to Congress, and the better of the two choices we had for President. Now the law is in the hands of lawyers paid by everyone BUT the general public, judges who were put into office by the aforementioned Congress and President (All elected judges are subservient to the appointed judges.), and by airline corporate policies and lobbyists, who obviously are only interested in profit.

    Now while I agree with you that the effort that is put into thwarting airline terrorists are ludicrous and overbearing, please don't blame them on the "general public". I'm pretty sure that given the choice, the "general public" would vote for something a little bit less invasive than what we have now.

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  79. Re:it is sad.. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    If the person who hypothetically socked me were a private citizen, no big deal. If they were acting as agents of the state, then yeah, I'd be pissed(unless they were treated exactly as a private citizen would be under the circumstances, and appropriately punished for any use of state power to achieve their personal ends). Obviously, being an asshole has its consequences, humans being social organisms; but when somebody is exercising state power, it is wholly reasonable to demand that they do so without regard to legal provocation, and punish or replace them if they can't handle it.

  80. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    You realize that plenty of (civilian) members of the national security establishment might also carry such papers. Would you also have them detained by airport security? How about a writer with a script describing Dr Horrific's new Super-Mega-Ultra Bomb(tm), with which he plans to destroy the world!! Should he be detained for carrying that, too?

  81. Re:it is sad.. by Speck'sBacon · · Score: 1

    Right... because left-wingers (*coughSovietscough*) are never authoritarian.

  82. TSA by spidercoz · · Score: 1

    Harassing law-abiding people since 2001.

    Number of terrorists caught by TSA: 0
    Number of people unlawfully detained, searched, and interrogated by TSA: thousands.

    TSA: we purposely hire incompetent morons just to make your traveling experience a little more hellish.

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    1. Re:TSA by metallurge · · Score: 1

      Which just goes to show that the TSA is doing its job and keeping us safe from the terr'rists.

  83. Re:it is sad.. by tmosley · · Score: 1

    I don't. I've been on a plane once since 9/11, and I won't be doing it again, at least, not until the TSA is gone.

  84. fundamental failure: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you don't believe that the situation can be improved

    police abuse can be improved, and has improved historically. compare the bullshit cops in the 1800s got away with and what they get away with today. not that something like the abner louima case isn't modern and horrifying, but there aren't abner louimas happening every week

    you have a nihilistic empty view of humanity. improvement is historically real. we have a long way to go, and its difficult, but that doesn't mean it isn't happening. admit to that simple truth, or follow your mindless pointlessness and hopelessness to its inevitable conclusion and go swallow a shotgun

    i object to and categorically reject your attitude. its hysterical teenage bullshit. grow the fuck up, please

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    1. Re:fundamental failure: by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      you don't believe that the situation can be improved

      I believe the situation can be improved. I don't believe the situation can be fundamentally improved to remove all abuse in all circumstances.

      police abuse can be improved, and has improved historically. compare the bullshit cops in the 1800s got away with and what they get away with today. not that something like the abner louima case isn't modern and horrifying, but there aren't abner louimas happening every week

      No doubt.

      you have a nihilistic empty view of humanity. improvement is historically real. we have a long way to go, and its difficult, but that doesn't mean it isn't happening. admit to that simple truth, or follow your mindless pointlessness and hopelessness to its inevitable conclusion and go swallow a shotgun

      I'd say you have a nihilistic empty view of humanity, actually. You fail to recognize that humanity is a something that exists outside the realm of being infinitely molded*. As such, there will continue to exist human nature, a tolerance for abuse (even if it's as simple as intentionally operating suboptimally), and a continued struggle to maintain all that has been worked for.

      i object to and categorically reject your attitude. its hysterical teenage bullshit. grow the fuck up, please

      Thanks for your opinion.

      PS - You missed the second point. Not everyone is on a crusade to improve reality. It is unreasonable to expect or demand everyone to work to improve reality.

      *For humanity to be infinitely molded, it would have to be either (a) infinitely big or (b) zero in size. Humanity isn't infinitely big.

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  85. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by westlake · · Score: 1

    Unless there's a way to blow up the aircraft with said papers their content shouldn't matter.

    If the papers suggest or expose a conspiracy to blow up a plane they do matter. The examiner isn't obliged to take your word at face value.

  86. Re:it is sad.. by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    Don't bother trying to explain that around here. These intelligent, thoughtful liberals can't see past their own hatred of Bush enough to understand.

  87. Re:It's not sad. by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    You're tough on the internet, but I bet when you're in line at the airport you're too afraid to even whisper your snide asides.

  88. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by brkello · · Score: 1

    I don't agree. If someone had details on how they were going to commit an attack, and you were on that flight, wouldn't you at least want them to check up on that information to see if you were at risk. I guess I don't feel too sorry for the guy. He could have just had it on a computer or something.

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  89. face it. when you fly now, you're a suspect. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    you are suspicious until proven harmless... THIS TIME. so you need to get on www.tsa.gov and find out what raises their neck hairs before you pack. anything you bring is subject to search.

    could be worse. for over 30 years, you fly on El Al, it's a total hand search of everything, in the line. of course, the Israleis have reason to be that paranoid.

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  90. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's true, but considering that these guys couldn't be more than first level, it would be rather suicidal if you had prepared explosive runes that morning.

  91. This actually IS something of a police state... by macraig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... when employees of the TSA are allowed to be so completely full of themselves and their imagined importance that abuses like this routinely happen. There's nothing more malicious and mean-spirited than the BOTTOM RUNG of an authoritarian regime (like the TSA): the people on that lowest rung act out that authoritarian schtick in the worst possible way with people who are, if not completely innocent, certainly not deserving of the abuse of power.

    What exactly will be the consequences of this abuse of power for the TSA employees involved? You already know the answer, don't you? NOTHING. No consequences at all... unless it becomes a huge public scandal and scapegoats must be habeas-corpused. That's a key tenet of a police state: the authorities and enforcers are not held to the same standards of behavior as those they are tasked to judge. We see the same thing in the corporate world as well in many cases.

    So yeah, this really is the early stages of a police state. What are we gonna DO about it? Hint: electing a smooth talker like Obama isn't doing something about it.

  92. Clever & Smart 35th anniversary issue by Briareos · · Score: 1

    or rather it's last page - I actually had the German translation of that issue since somewhere in the mid-nineties... :D

    np: Whitetree - Tangerine (Cloudland)

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  93. The scenario could be this: by autophile · · Score: 1

    I hate security theater as much as any of us. But what if this were the scenario:

    TSA: Sorry, I need to check your bag. What's this? Hey, neat, a script! What're you writing about?

    Sable: It's a story about how people like you are humiliating innocent travelers for your own petty power trips.

    TSA: ...

    I mean, I'm willing to give Mr. Sable the benefit of the doubt. I think it's unprofessional to respond to snipes and jabs. But this is the TSA we're talking about. Did he poke the bear?

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  94. attitude is reality by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if no one believes corruption can be fixed, corruption is the status quo

    if people demand corruption be fixed, it tends to get a little more fixed

    of course corruption is never going to go away. no fucking shit. this isn't a revelation. but to keep it at a minimum, it also must not be accepted

    "Not everyone is on a crusade to improve reality. It is unreasonable to expect or demand everyone to work to improve reality."

    you actually described everyone. we all have tolerance levels for certain levels of bullshit, then we get outraged. my assertion is that those with a high level of tolerance for bullshit ("they stuck a toilet plunger up his ass? oh well, whatever") are complicit with those who do real evil in this world. such heavy handed condemnation is of course not suitable for people who tolerate low level crime, but you need to draw the line somewhere. you do draw the line somewhere, right?

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  95. Soon to be tested. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If they have the power of arrest, they're government. Anyway, any of these theories will soon be tested in a suit brought by the ACLU and Campaign for Liberty staffer Steve Bierfeldt:

    CNN Covers Unlawful Detention Of Steve Bierfeldt Of Campaign For Liberty

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  96. Re:it is sad.. by iphinome · · Score: 1

    It isn't supposed to be a search for drugs, they are not on the list of things prohibited by the FAA, illegal certianly but the TSA are not in fact law enforcement. They have the right to alert law enforcement if they see drugs the same way you are free to report illegal activity to the police but searching for them is not part of their mandate, neither is searching through someone's private papers, counting their cash, checking the photos on their digital camera...

  97. there are Pretenders among us by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Narrator: There are Pretenders among us.

    Jarod: I was taken from my family
    [a child genius]
    Young Sydney: Thirty-six hours and he's already demonstrating more talent than any of our others.
    [exploited by the Centre]
    Jarod: How many people died because of what I thought up?
    Jarod: Since I broke out...
    [escaped]
    Jarod: ...I've spent every moment searching for my past.
    [title logo:] [the pretender]
    Miss Parker: He's a Pretender, a genius who can become anyone that he wants to be.
    Sydney: The Centre wants him alive.
    Miss Parker: "Preferably".
    Miss Parker: He defends the weak and abused....
    Jarod: Life's a gift.

    Hospital patient: Are you a doctor?
    Jarod: I am today.

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  98. Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Reichstag fire occurred in a Germany that had seen years of continuous street battles, protests and political fracas between communist and fascist militias. Moreover, the Nazi's had preached for years about remaking Germany in a new fascist image. Top top it off, the crackdown following the fire was blunt and direct, and it would take the Nazi's years of gradual legislation to remould Germany completely.

    By contrast, after September 11th, it took the US less than a month to invade another country. Within two months, the sweeping PATRIOT Act did more and lasting damage to US freedoms than any Reichstag decree. It took the Nazi's two months to open the Dachau concentration camp, but it only took the US 27 days to open Guantanamo.

    The Reichstag fire took place in a time of political upheaval, economic depression, civil anarchy and with Germany utterly downtrodden after defeat in the first World War. September 11th took place in a climate of stable government, favorable economic climate, domestic calm and with the US in a historically unprecendented position of unipolar, worldwide supremacy. Yet the reaction of the US was faster, harsher and wider in scope than any of the early day Nazi crackdowns.

    I stand by my point. Americans are tightly wound, and have and will embrace a mob mentality with a swiftness and zeal that is rarely, if ever, seen in other nations. Americans will of course be the first to deny this, but the irony is that their fervent belief in innate American freedom is exactly what has lead to their great complacency in the face of encroaching tyranny.

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    1. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very well said. Americans' apathy and complacency is the sole reason for its being on the threshold of absolute tyranny. Too bad most of the fluoride heads haven't the slightest clue.

      As I say, have fun in the FEMA Camps...

      FUCK THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

    2. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's people like you who make legitimate critics of the American government look like loonies. You are honestly going to say that the PATRIOT Act did more to damage to US freedoms than the Reichstag decree did to Germany? Seriously? The PATRIOT Act is bad, but when has it been used as justification to violently crackdown on peaceable assembly across the nation? When has it been used to arrest tens of thousands of American citizens and hold them indefinitely, or murder tens of thousands?

      And comparing Guantanamo to Dachau? All of the people that are imprisoned there were captured as enemy combatants. Some of them were captured unjustly, and even if they weren't there is no justification for holding them indefinitely with no trial, but NOBODY HAS EVEN BEEN KILLED THERE YOU ASSHOLE!

      You want to talk about timelines? Three weeks after the Reichstag decree, The Enabling Act was passed, effectively turning Germany into a dictatorship. Where's the analagous act in the US? Your analogy falls apart at the first sight of rational thought.

      There are legitimate criticisms to be made about the PATRIOT Act and the decline of US freedoms in general over the last ~10 years, yet you seem to be unable to make such criticisms without comparing it the most oppressive and vile government in Western history.

      The US is not Nazi Germany. Show a little imagination.

    3. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by soccerisgod · · Score: 4, Informative

      You seriously compare Guantanamo Bay with Dachau? From this I must deduct that you have no idea what you're talking about. Guantanamo Bay is comparable to the detainment camps the US opened for Japanese nationals during WWII, not with an institution with the sole purpose of murdering as many people as possible. Seriously, just making that comparission proves that you do not understand what you are going on about.

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    4. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...will embrace a mob mentality with a swiftness and zeal that is rarely, if ever, seen in other nations. "

      Do not forget Russia. They are like americans. Flag waving mob of maniacs who think that thy are the best and so on and on... Americans have bigger cars and houses but the mentality is the same.

    5. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comparison of Guantanamo to the Dachau concentration camps (or just concentration camps in general) is at best idiotic considering that, despite detainment, it was hardly anywhere near the best gulag. At worst, it's a dismissing the holocaust as not really being all that big of a deal. Perhaps you identify with PETA and Anti-Abortion people who effectively compare insignificant events to our world's greatest tragedy?

    6. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by Custard+Horse · · Score: 0

      He makes a good argument and hasn't even *mentioned* Jack Bauer..

    7. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe he's drawing a distinction between concentration camps and extermination camps. Dachau's original purpose was to hold political prisoners and other enemies of the Fatherland. Horrible place? Absolutely, but it's intended purpose seems to have been different than the murder-machines like Treblinka.

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    8. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WoW, that's a fantastic dissertation. I totally agree with the comparison and I can't understand the submissive obedience to that type of regulations... is that one still a democracy then?

    9. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      I don't know what he was thinking, but in Dachau, about 25000 people were murdered. While I do consider "Gitmo" a terrible place, I do not think any crime of even that magnitude has happened there.

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    10. Re:Reichstag Fire Vs 9/11 by NiteShaed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Again though, context is everything. I'll agree they were murdered in the sense that they shouldn't have been there and that the Nazis showed a horrifying lack of regard for the prisoners, but the greatest actual cause of death for prisoners at Dachau was disease, neglect and mistreatment, not bullets or poison.

      I think the greater point is that Guantanamo, like Dachau, is a place where you put people whom you'd like to disappear, and who have little or no recourse or rights. If these people are guilty of a crime, put them on trial in the full light of day. Don't just say that they're in Guantanamo because they're guilty and the proof that they're guilty is that they're in Guantanamo. If we're going to hold prisoners, wherever we do it we should be living up to our own standards, not shopping around for a piece of ground that's outside our boarders so we can say that our rules don't apply. That's an end-run around the ideals that we fight for, and it cheapens those ideals when we disregard them as inconvenient.

      I'd rather not have the best things that can be said about a U.S. operation is that at least it's smaller and more sanitary than a Nazi concentration camp. We're better than that.

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  99. Man. by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    tried to explain to them the irony of the situation.

    Was this guy trying to make it harder on himself? People like that will rarely have the brains to understand the irony, and if they do, they're going to be even more ticked off for you having made them look silly or stupid.

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  100. Reminds me of another story... by aclarke · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience when I was in high school. We lived in Zambia and I went to an American curriculum boarding school in Kenya. At the end of my school break, I went for what was supposed to be a 4 day backpacking trip by myself. The first night, I was accosted at my campsite by two drunk guys claiming to be police. After harassing them for a while (remember that I was young, cocky and naive) I asked to see their paperwork if they were actually police officers. Sure enough they were, and next thing I knew I was under arrest. They went through my belongings and saw that I had a camera with no film. They claimed I was a South African spy who was coming to take photos of a microwave station 4km away. They said I'd thrown away the film when I saw them coming. I tried to explain that the camera was broken and was my only clock, but they didn't believe me.

    They took me to their commanding officer, who had no idea what to do with a 17 year old Canadian in the middle of nowhere in Zambia. He went through my belongings again, and discovered documentation explaining how quickly armies can move through a country, how far airplanes can do an airstrike, how many tanks it takes to overrun a batallion of soldiers, etc. I had been planning my war simulation video game for next term's computer science project and had all the paperwork with me. This was 1991 so the police officer had never seen, let alone used, a computer, so any explanation went completely over his head. My explanation about how if the South African government wanted photos of their stupid satellite dishes they'd just take them FROM a satellite went similarly over their head but did serve to prove to them that I was probably a spy since I knew so much about this sort of thing.

    I was then shipped back to Lusaka, the capital city and thrown in jail. The jail consisted of 3 rooms. Two were crammed so full of people that there was not even space against the wall for everyone. The third was used as a toilet. There was no food or water provided, and no phone call allowed, so if nobody knew you were there and you didn't make friends you were in big trouble. Fortunately I had several days' worth of food with me in my backpack so I shared that around and made lots of friends.

    Around 10:30 the next morning I was summoned again in front of some more important-looking people. They went through my belongings again, and grilled me for a long time about my "secret documents" and the extra damaging evidence of a filmless camera.

    Fortunately, eventually common sense prevailed and they decided that a 17 year old Canadian was unlikely to be travelling alone through the bush to take pictures of some random satellite dishes for the South African government. They let me call someone up and sent me away.

    My life these days is decidedly less exciting.

  101. And again, rule 9/11: Never fly to the USA. Ever. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Just as with Iran, North Korea, and that African state with that cruel leader (forgot his name).

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  102. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > Personally, the number of people killed by terrorism compared to,
    > say, traffic accidents is so minuscule that I think the magnitude
    > of our reaction to the problem is a waste of time and money.

    You'd be right, except for the fact that you've missed an important point.

    If the purpose of airport security were to prevent a few deaths, then you'd be absolutely right: our time and money would be MUCH better spent putting a few extra patrol cars on the highways just to be seen and thus remind drivers that speed limits exist. (There are other things that could be done too, but just this would quite easily prevent more deaths than the TSA.)

    But the thing is, people drive so much, so often, they've become numb to the risk. People aren't afraid to drive. They go ahead and hop in the car and go wherever they're going, without thinking about the risk.

    The same is not true of planes. Even before 9/11, a lot of people were fairly nervous about flying; after 9/11, a LOT of people were afraid to fly, and even now a fair percentage of people who don't fly very often are still pretty on edge about it.

    We could say, "if people are afraid to fly, that's their problem; rational people aren't afraid to fly, so meh". But the rational people and frequent fliers would be paying more for tickets then (among other things). Flight is more economic when you can fill up the plane, and that means you do need some of those infrequent fliers.

    It's been a couple of years now, and I suspect the actual need for airport security has dwindled now to the point where it would be possible to gradually phase out most of the more time-consuming stuff and work our way back toward an rational and efficient process.

    But in 2002, the TSA was definitely needed, to get people flying again.

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  103. Re:it is sad.. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    No shit:

    ...and I left my prohibited lighters and matches at home like a good sky-traveller.

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  104. Condoleeza Rice was right! by vaporland · · Score: 1

    You see? Condoleeza Rice was right - nobody could have predicted that terrorists would fly planes into buildings. Well, except the scriptwriters on "The Lone Gunmen" . . .

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  105. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the thought process of a typical TSA agent is more along the line of...

    1) I'm Hungry.
    2) Is my supervisor watching me?
    3) I better look busy.
    4) Let's search this guy's stuff again.
    5) I'm Hungry.
    6) Hey a Comic Book.
    7) Hmmm big words in here for a comic book.
    8) Wait it says 911! Power Tripping Time!

  106. Every time I fly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I carry a copy of 1984 in my backpack. It's always fun seeing how TSA employees react when they pull it out. I've gotten, "Ahhh, that's a good book" a few times.

  107. Idiot by xous · · Score: 1

    While I agree that the TSA completely screwed this up.

    The author is an idiot for bringing that kind of material along with him.

    When traveling by air, which I do only when it's absolutely required, I ship my luggage ahead of time to my hotel.

    All I carry with me is my wallet, passport, and keys.

    My cellphone, pocket knife, and media player all stay at home where they can't be stolen, searched, or "lost".

    Do I think it's reasonable to have to do this? Hell, no.
    Do I think it's worth not being hassled? Hell, yes.

  108. "Free society" - in the US ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_US_states_is_Fellatio_illegal_in

    Unfortunately, dear sir, "fucking business" is their business too, even when it doesn't involve "fucking" per se, and if the goons in Florida hear you tell someone that you got a blowjob this morning, they are still LEGALLY within their rights to book your sorry, trendy-comic-book-writing ass down to the cells. Have fun while you're there.

    The USA - land of the "free" and home of the "brave" - except when it comes to standing up for my own rights, in which case, I'll just roll over and play puppy so I can catch my flight. And they call ME an anonymous coward ....

  109. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by rdnetto · · Score: 1

    Wait, TSA officials actually think? I thought they were just mindless cogs in a system...

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  110. Re:it is sad.. by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

    Historically, you are wrong.

    The term comes from the Frankfurt Parliament of 1848, where the "democratic" factions desiring democratic government similar to the United States sat on the left, "liberal" (personal freedoms and moderate change) sat in the middle and "conservatives" wanting to retain authoritarian rule aristocrats sat on the right.

    The right wing is therefore authoritarian, desiring a strong ruler. The Bush administration was therefore very right-wing, and your view is one that could be considered liberal under the way the rest of the world understands these terms. The same could be said for the actions of the TSA, performing in a very authoritarian way in trying to suppress criticism with as much zeal as they are supposed to be doing their job (which is to provide for the safety of travellers).

    Actually, I think you're also committing the "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy, but I this is not the place for prolonged debate about that.

  111. Re:That the guy's an idiot? by jacquesm · · Score: 1

    ideas are bulletproof. V.

  112. Re:it is sad.. by uncle+slacky · · Score: 1

    It's not as simple as left/right - the division into authoritarian/libertarian is independent of "wingedness". You need something like the Political Compass to see the full picture:

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/

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  113. everyone is a criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every computer contains rips and unauthorized software. Pencils are stolen from work. The book is overdue from the library. The ID card overstates height and understates weight. The airplane is a trysting place for mile high clubs for the unmarried or other married. It's a wonder that more of these criminal stories aren't reported.

  114. Looks like he just got a new script idea... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    ...Writer detained for possessing "harmful materials" while real terrorist plans actual harm. Clueless TSA Agents FTL!

  115. Reality exists. Change it. by painehope · · Score: 1

    Wow, circle, I missed this post. You almost prove my points here, in your naive and insulting manner (telling people who disagree with you that they're full of teenage bullshit and need to grow the fuck up suggests to me that they are not the ones who need to grow up). Also, capital letters, punctuation, and proper grammar would go a long way towards establishing your credentials as a cognizant adult.

    Let's address each of these statements, in a slightly different light.

    if no one believes corruption can be fixed, corruption is the status quo

    And what exactly are you doing to fix it? I have already stated what I am doing to fix it. I can't change the world, but I can choose how I live. If everyone else stood by their principles, then corruption would not be the status quo!

    if people demand corruption be fixed, it tends to get a little more fixed

    And when those demands are ignored? What will you do then? When you ask the wolves to not take your child to jail because he or she wanted to smoke a joint while out on a date, or because they missed a court appearance, or because the "officer" in question just didn't like the way they looked, do you think that demand will be heeded? If you do, then you are the fool here. You can demand all you want, but if you lack the courage to stand up and do something, if you cannot live your life in such a way that you provide an example for others, what good do your feeble demands actually do?

    It took nothing short of the ACLU, NAACP, and a few other organizations suing the shit out of Harris County, Texas (which Houston is in, my home town) just to get the county to clean and disinfect the jail about 3-4 years ago (it was so filthy and overcrowded that half the inmates had staph infections, people were dying from improper medical treatment, and even if you were bonded out in 24 hours, you more than likely caught staph just from sitting on the concrete waiting for the lazy bastards to handle your paperwork). Yet when I was falsely arrested (all charges dismissed, but I still had to spend over 7000 USD on bail and a lawyer) about 9 months ago, the same conditions had returned. Luckily, I didn't catch staph that time. But I did get to watch another inmate in my holding tank go into convulsions and die after repeatedly informing the guards that he had a medical condition that required treatment, and they refused to even let him talk to a nurse. I was one of the people who dragged him off the table he fell onto when he seized up, so I was asked my name (probably because I was one of the few White guys in the tank, and heavily tattooed to boot, so it was easy for them to remember me). Needless to say, I made it clear that if they wanted me to give a statement, I would tell anyone exactly what happened, including their negligence. Also needless to say, I haven't heard from them yet, nor do I expect to. Guilty until proven innocent, right? Except this fellow got the death penalty before he even got a bond hearing. How you like them apples? I picked up the paper and read an article about the rising number of inmate deaths due to improper medical conditions and "accidents" just last month.

    So much for corruption being a "little more fixed", eh?

    of course corruption is never going to go away...it also must not be accepted

    Oh, really? I gave you the answer to the first part of this statement above. The second part of this statement...well, in Texas, we call that "crawfishing". Back-pedalling. While I would sincerely like to believe that you magically grew a spine in a few hours, I think you're just conceding defeat in the best manner possible. Saving face.

    So, I ask you again : what are you going to do about it?

    we all have tolerance levels for certain levels of bullshit, then we get outraged

    Well, yours must be remarkably high. Eithe

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  116. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    except that politicalcompass.org has its centre so far off the real world-wide view of centre that the results are laughable.

  117. Re:it is sad.. by jnaujok · · Score: 1

    Except, of course, that I'm referring to the terms as they are used in the United States, where, traditionally, the Democrats have sat on the left side of the house of Representatives, while the Republicans have sat on the right side. In the United States, the terms take their meaning from that division.

    In that case, we have the traditional "Progressive" ideology, who believe in government control of the economy, spreading "fairness", and providing social safety nets sitting in the "Left-Wing" and the party that believes (or used to believe -- gosh I wish I still had a party) in the "conservation of the founding principles" or the "conservative" view of small government, self reliance, and laissez-faire capitalism. Thus, the right-wingers.

    The same terms have arisen several times in history as far as left-wing and right-wing are concerned. This "opposite" view of the terms from the United States is why we often have trouble with understanding why other countries call their labor/labour/socialist parties the "Right-Wing".

    Now, of course, the U.S. Congress consists of the Left-Wing and the "Even More" Left-Wing. So really the point is moot.

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  118. Re:it is sad.. by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    (and I've been to a controlled burn and can claim legally to know what Pot smells like)

    Yeah, I've been to one of those. Pink Floyd's Division Bell tour, Giants Stadium....good times, good times.....
    Oh you said controlled....my bad.

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  119. Re:it is sad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I have to wonder why on Earth the US citizenry allows the present situation."

    Because we don't have any choice. We're always outnumbered by sheepizens who already sold out their liberty for false assurances of safety. Our only option is to spend eight years and a million bucks losing in the Supreme Court, where Reagan/Bush/Bush appointees have suspended the Constitution.

  120. Re:And again, rule 9/11: Never fly to the USA. Eve by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Just as with Iran, North Korea, and that African state with that cruel leader (forgot his name).

    Never flying to the USA I can understand, assuming that Work was planning to send me there. But I don't understand why you'd object to flying to Iran (apart from the fact that it's a Gulf state with Gulf-state-shitty weather along the Gulf-coast) or North Korea (too hot in summer, too dreich in winter) if the opportunity to work there arose.

    I can't work out which African state you're referring to. Could you narrow it down to a couple of dozen possibilities? Actually, excluding those that don't have a clear leader ... nope I still can't narrow it down enough.

    I wouldn't consider any of them for a holiday destination though. Why would you go through the hell of flying unless someone was paying you good money? Well, actually ... Tanzania wasn't that bad. And no further than the Gulf. But I still wouldn't seriously consider going there for a break - too stressful.

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