FREAKY FRIDAY! i am taco, taco is me (Score:-1) by Sexual Asspussy (453406) on 13:46 Friday 11 April 2003 (#5711860) http://www.bme.freeq.com/ Last Journal: 16:38 Monday 06 January 2003
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Not only did I nail it, and not only am I better known naked than you are, but to cap it off I posted lyrics that apparently none of the 300000 assholes reading Slashdot are cool enough to recognize.
Well it was my job to wake up Jacinda and get her to school as our parents already left for work. Jacinda is my baby sister and at the age of 18 she was real sexy. Her measurements are 36c-22-34 and has a very sexy smile to match.
Well I yelled at her but there was no answer so I had to go in her room. I saw what she was sleeping in and I like it. She wore a baby blue tank top and a lacy blue pair of panties. I push with my arm to wake her up but she said leave me alone. So I started tickling her and she started to laugh. While tickling her my hands accidentally brushed against her tits, they were firm and soft. I kept tickling her and she turned over and looked at me and smiled. I asked her if she knew how much she meant to me and how much I love her. She said yes Roger I know you love me and I love you too.
I asked her if I could kiss her and she said yes. We kissed passionately and while kissing her I cupped her right tit in my hand. I felt her nipple harden and she moaned softly. She pulled her tank top giving me access to her tits. I slowly lick one and suck her nipple deep in my mouth, then I move to the other one. She moans yes Roger suck baby sister's tits.
As I suck her tits I slide my hand into her panties and find out that she has shaved all her public from her pussy. I slowly slide a finger in her and notice that she is very tight. She tells me she is a virgin and she wants me to be her first lover. I slide down and slowly move her panties down and she lifted her sexy ass to let me slide them all the way off. I look at her and smile and see her smiling back. I spread her legs and slowly lick one side of her pussy and then the other side. I spread her lips and see how pink she is and slide my tongue deep inside her.
She yells yes big brother lick my pussy. As I lick her pussy she tells me to stop and strip, which I slowly take off my pants and underwear she gasps when she sees my hard cock and says she wants to measure it. She gets up and goes to her dresser and gets her ruler and measures it. She said oh God it is 9" long brother. Gee, you really are my big brother. She tells me to lie down and then sits down on my face. As I lick her pussy again she starts to lick my cock. I gasp as she takes it in her mouth. I slowly slide a finger deep in her ass as she has a very intense orgasm and I swallow all of her sweet juices.
She says she is ready for me to take her virginity and lays on her back. I ask her are you sure you want me to do this? She yells yes Roger fuck my tight virgin pussy! I slowly slide my cock up and down her pussy lips teasing her with my cock. She begs me to put it in her. I slowly slide the head in her and she gasps. I ask her if she wants me to go on and she says yes. I slowly slide in till I hit her cherry. I pull back a little and then thrust it all the way in. she moans and says yes Roger fuck your baby sis's pussy.
I feel her wrapping her legs around my back and I start to kiss her. I tell her that her pussy is so tight and I don't know how much longer I'll last. She tells me to fill her pussy full of my cum and I push my cock all the way in fire shot after shot of cum deep in her. We lay there holding each other and I say I might as well call your school and say you're sick. When I return she tells me to lie down as I do she takes my cock in her mouth and says I can taste my juices on you cock. She says it is sweet like a peach. As she sucks my cock she slides over and tells me to eat her pussy again. As I do she keeps saying you are gonna to take my anal cherry brother. I tell her she has to be lubed up and she gets her hand lotion and smears it all my cock.
Then she smears it all over ass and says she wants to be in control of this. As I lay there my cock is sticking straight up. She takes it in her hand and slowly pushes the head towards her ass. I tell her to go easy and she slowly slides down. She tells me that I feel good in her ass and then she slams herself all the way
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only prude JAP bitches are gonna buy these. good -- they're best avoided anyway. it seems to me that learning how to rip a guy's balls off is faster and easier.
anyway the bitch's face still makes a nice, non-consuctive fist cradle
TEH NEW AGE OF TROOLING ( HAS COME... ) )) (( (( ) AND GONE.,^.(( ) l |)) Civilization amongst the ((|:l trolls has decayed. )l l l:| The strong rise to the top. | l l:l The weak fall. l | _|_l_ And today they fall to gmC the C,lmC CfVVC FLAMING SWORD ======= , _ _ _ ,;Y oek OF THE (( f h )) joe eB \l WW WW l/ AoeoeR CLIT I- _ _ -I So oeG I l I.Qoeo U I | I jle eol' __XX666XX,cf oeoeoV _efhlkhlkhlk lkhlkhlkhlkW Joeoe eoeoe eo oeo oeoeo/ Ceoeoel o oeoe eo oe eoek _=xxxx=_eoeo oeoeoe eoeoH' xx xx oe e eoeoeo oH x x eoeoe eoeoeoH x C L 1 T x e eoe eo eoH x x eoeo oeo oe V x. F P.x oe e eoeoe eW; `x x'e eoeo o oeoeG xx xx oeoe eoeoeoeo H `NIGS'JKo oeoeoe eoeoeH 03 sexual(*)asspussy irc.goatse.info #trolls
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by Sexual Asspussy (453406) on 13:46 Friday 11 April 2003 (#5711860)
http://www.bme.freeq.com/ Last Journal: 16:38 Monday 06 January 2003
TEH NEW AGE OF TROOLING (
HAS COME... ) ))
(( (( )
AND GONE.
) l |))
Civilization amongst the ((|:l
trolls has decayed. )l l
l:|
The strong rise to the top. | l
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The weak fall. l |
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And today they fall to gmC
the C,lmC
CfVVC
FLAMING SWORD =======
, _ _ _ ,
OF THE (( f h )) joe eB
\l WW WW l/ AoeoeR
CLIT I- _ _ -I So oeG
I l I
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_efhlkhlkhlk lkhlkhlkhlkW
Joeoe eoeoe eo oeo oeoeo/
Ceoeoel o oeoe eo oe eoek
_=xxxx=_eoeo oeoeoe eoeoH'
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`NIGS'JKo oeoeoe eoeoeH
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p.s. you're gay
FP CLIT, suckas suck shit
hi
And while they're at it, I hope the courts strike down the Do Not Rape list.
FP.
it is time for you to retire.
good show sah good show
only one good thing about Portland: this
please beta test http://cgi.goatse.info/cgi-bin/shitstory! thx
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klanal vietnam you fucking coxxy. A GAY NIGGER PICTORIAL
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the Apple was the last good computer ever made
Sexual Asspussy is two words..
Not only did I nail it, and not only am I better known naked than you are, but to cap it off I posted lyrics that apparently none of the 300000 assholes reading Slashdot are cool enough to recognize.
In short, fuck you all.
Try and teach a whore about romance
props to CLIT, shits to others
Well it was my job to wake up Jacinda and get her to school as our parents already left for work. Jacinda is my baby sister and at the age of 18 she was real sexy. Her measurements are 36c-22-34 and has a very sexy smile to match.
Well I yelled at her but there was no answer so I had to go in her room. I saw what she was sleeping in and I like it. She wore a baby blue tank top and a lacy blue pair of panties. I push with my arm to wake her up but she said leave me alone. So I started tickling her and she started to laugh. While tickling her my hands accidentally brushed against her tits, they were firm and soft. I kept tickling her and she turned over and looked at me and smiled. I asked her if she knew how much she meant to me and how much I love her. She said yes Roger I know you love me and I love you too.
I asked her if I could kiss her and she said yes. We kissed passionately and while kissing her I cupped her right tit in my hand. I felt her nipple harden and she moaned softly. She pulled her tank top giving me access to her tits. I slowly lick one and suck her nipple deep in my mouth, then I move to the other one. She moans yes Roger suck baby sister's tits.
As I suck her tits I slide my hand into her panties and find out that she has shaved all her public from her pussy. I slowly slide a finger in her and notice that she is very tight. She tells me she is a virgin and she wants me to be her first lover. I slide down and slowly move her panties down and she lifted her sexy ass to let me slide them all the way off. I look at her and smile and see her smiling back. I spread her legs and slowly lick one side of her pussy and then the other side. I spread her lips and see how pink she is and slide my tongue deep inside her.
She yells yes big brother lick my pussy. As I lick her pussy she tells me to stop and strip, which I slowly take off my pants and underwear she gasps when she sees my hard cock and says she wants to measure it. She gets up and goes to her dresser and gets her ruler and measures it. She said oh God it is 9" long brother. Gee, you really are my big brother. She tells me to lie down and then sits down on my face. As I lick her pussy again she starts to lick my cock. I gasp as she takes it in her mouth. I slowly slide a finger deep in her ass as she has a very intense orgasm and I swallow all of her sweet juices.
She says she is ready for me to take her virginity and lays on her back. I ask her are you sure you want me to do this? She yells yes Roger fuck my tight virgin pussy! I slowly slide my cock up and down her pussy lips teasing her with my cock. She begs me to put it in her. I slowly slide the head in her and she gasps. I ask her if she wants me to go on and she says yes. I slowly slide in till I hit her cherry. I pull back a little and then thrust it all the way in. she moans and says yes Roger fuck your baby sis's pussy.
I feel her wrapping her legs around my back and I start to kiss her. I tell her that her pussy is so tight and I don't know how much longer I'll last. She tells me to fill her pussy full of my cum and I push my cock all the way in fire shot after shot of cum deep in her. We lay there holding each other and I say I might as well call your school and say you're sick. When I return she tells me to lie down as I do she takes my cock in her mouth and says I can taste my juices on you cock. She says it is sweet like a peach. As she sucks my cock she slides over and tells me to eat her pussy again. As I do she keeps saying you are gonna to take my anal cherry brother. I tell her she has to be lubed up and she gets her hand lotion and smears it all my cock.
Then she smears it all over ass and says she wants to be in control of this. As I lay there my cock is sticking straight up. She takes it in her hand and slowly pushes the head towards her ass. I tell her to go easy and she slowly slides down. She tells me that I feel good in her ass and then she slams herself all the way
zut alors
when you fuck them
fp clit
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only prude JAP bitches are gonna buy these. good -- they're best avoided anyway. it seems to me that learning how to rip a guy's balls off is faster and easier.
anyway the bitch's face still makes a nice, non-consuctive fist cradle
TEH NEW AGE OF TROOLING ( ,^.(( ;Y oek .Qoeo U ,cf oeoeoV .x oe e eoeoe eW;
HAS COME... ) ))
(( (( )
AND GONE.
) l |))
Civilization amongst the ((|:l
trolls has decayed. )l l
l:|
The strong rise to the top. | l
l:l
The weak fall. l |
_|_l_
And today they fall to gmC
the C,lmC
CfVVC
FLAMING SWORD =======
, _ _ _ ,
OF THE (( f h )) joe eB
\l WW WW l/ AoeoeR
CLIT I- _ _ -I So oeG
I l I
I | I jle eol'
__XX666XX
_efhlkhlkhlk lkhlkhlkhlkW
Joeoe eoeoe eo oeo oeoeo/
Ceoeoel o oeoe eo oe eoek
_=xxxx=_eoeo oeoeoe eoeoH'
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x. F P
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I mentioned gentoo because, short of Linux from scratch, what other distro can you completely recompile for a new platform? Hmm? (Tumbleweed)
do you think other Linux distros just fucking appear, pre-built, out of nowhere? are you that much of a stupid fucking Gentoo asshole?