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  1. DNC is revving up their excuses for losing bigly in 2018 midterm elections. I'm certain they're stupid enough to try blaming their incompetence on Russia again.

    Muh Russia intensifies

  2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Facebook Wants To Use Machine Learning To Make MRIs Faster · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I want to know what their ulterior motives are in this enterprise. I don't buy it being solely for "opportunities to license AI software to hospitals" for a second.

  3. Yeah, if they don't want the University administration listening in on them 24/7, fuck them. God damn stupid entitled kids and their bullshit problems. I mean, it's not like their boomer grandparents are crashing western civilization against the rocks, leaving them with soulless corporate consumerism or anything. Bunch of god damn whiners.

  4. Unless of course the majority of cases will be dismissed because all parties involved were intoxicated to the point they did not know what was happening to them - who raped who is then a valid question and yet one that cannot be answered.

    Oh you sweet summer child. This situation has an answer: When in doubt, it's always the man's fault.

  5. Re:because now they are the target of the reviews on Netflix Deletes All User Reviews (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    You should absolutely watch Singularity. It is not in any way a god awful abomination of a movie, nor should everyone who was involved in it be disappeared to a CIA black site (in Minecraft).

  6. Re:because now they are the target of the reviews on Netflix Deletes All User Reviews (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend laughed at me for getting angry at that abomination of a feature. You pause for a second too long to read the description and BLAMO blaring trailer in your face. No, Netflix, I don't want to watch the trailer for every goddamn trash Bollywood film you've inflated your library with, thanks.

  7. Re:Trolling on Netflix Deletes All User Reviews (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO! Moo cows MOOOOOOO! Moo say the cows. YOU COWS!!

  8. Re: You better cut off your penis on BBC Wants Microsoft To Expose 'Doctor Who' Leaker (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    YuriKlastalov BTFO. How will he ever recover?

  9. Re:Good luck with that on BBC Wants Microsoft To Expose 'Doctor Who' Leaker (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    As long as the show isn't all about feminism and female empowerment nothing has changed- you just have a talented female reprising the role that had been filled by an annoying Scottish man most recently.

    The likelihood of this happening is practically zero. There will be numerous occasions where the Doctor will lament people not taking her seriously because "muh soggy knees" and every other "strong female protagonist" trope they lifted straight out of TV Tropes. Expect some "jokes" about "you wouldn't hit a woman", "I can do anything you can do but better", and all the other bullshit we've been subjected to since the 70s. I'll bet they even work a mansplaining line in at least once.

    There is just no way this show won't be a mess self-indulgent feminist/progressive bullshit. It largely was, already, and having muh strong female lead will just give them every excuse to turn it up to 11.

  10. It's an EMERGENCY! on Heat and Humidity Slow Down High-Frequency Trading Due To Microwave Links (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody call the Whaaaaaaambulance!

  11. Re:Do they mean the cable? on EU Regulators To Study Need For Action on Common Mobile Phone Charger (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry pal, your real world usage patterns get in the way of our aesthetic principles. We're making the BRAVE and COURAGEOUS design choices necessary to realize a more perfect world. Just deal with it, bro.

  12. Re:Sinclair Broadcast Group on Russian Influence Campaign Sought To Exploit Americans' Trust In Local News (npr.org) · · Score: 2

    Hell yeah! Bring on the thermonuclear Armageddon! That'll show those fucking Russian who's boss!

  13. Yvgeny, get the bots to attacking!

  14. Comfortable keyboards are for chumps on Apple Stops Selling 2015 MacBook Pro With Old-Style Keyboard, Legacy Ports (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How long until the keyboard is just a giant touch pad with courageous gestures to enter text?

    All text entry will be done with swiping. You'll thank us later.

  15. MuH rUsSiA on Russian Influence Campaign Sought To Exploit Americans' Trust In Local News (npr.org) · · Score: -1, Redundant

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  16. Re:Smart people in Norway avoiding the military? on We're All Getting Dumber, Says Science (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, many European countries are busy "culturally enriching" themselves and will soon get to enjoy the true Multicultural experience. Good luck with that, guys.

  17. Re: Money is power on Seattle Repeals Tax That Upset Amazon (apnews.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd never get them to stay, they're drawn to liberal paradises like San Francisco like flies to shit.

  18. In 50 years things that are common for us to do and say will probably be insulting too, while they may be doing things that will insult our current taboos.

    I doubt it, on account of the fact that Progressives are going to end up crashing civilization against the rocks in the next decade or so. There's no way to predict social norms once we're freed from the church of Progress.

    Up to now "Progress" has been pretty easy to predict: "If it's a social norm, destroy it." This can't continue forever. What happens when we exist in the perfect chaos desired by frothing at the mouth liberals?

  19. Re:The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress/"Mike" on Nvidia Launches AI Computer To Give Autonomous Robots Better Brains (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    You say that as though some crap made up by a pulp sci-fi author in the 50s as plot points in his stories are some kind of normative guide to actual technology. For Christ's sake, "muh three laws of robotics" were violated routinely in order to demonstrate the fact that they wouldn't actually work and yet here we are, with a bunch of sci-fi addled technophiles jerking each other off about muh three laws and an ignorant sense of the immanence of sentient AI.

    Whenever AI is finally achieved, it's certainly going to have been developed for military applications in which anything even resembling muh three laws would be a detriment to its purpose. Mindless morons dreaming of their favorite sci-fi fantasies coming true refuse to realize that the scenarios in their treasured stories do not reflect reality in any way, that these "amazing technological innovations" are going to be used to subjugate humanity with a totality the 20th century totalitarians could only dream of.

    Technophiles and sci-fi quacks have their heads in the sand. The history of technological development is not one of expanded human liberation, unless you think being shackled inextricably to managerial capitalism is liberation. I'm so glad to have the corporate overlords orchestrating every facet of our existence. At least we've got our precious "self actualized" identities based on consumption of pop culture and social justice to carry us through being treated like the disposable cogs we've become.

  20. Mundane reality is bad enough on Qualcomm Launches a New Chip Specifically For Standalone AR, VR Devices (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Humans are barely capable of dealing with mundane reality, how the hell does anyone expect Augmented and Virtual realities to do anything but make us even more insane? How can applying the information firehose directly to the forehead do anything but make our ability to cope with digitally induced insanity even worse?

  21. Re:Not News For Nerds on Judge Backs Parents, Saying Their 30-Year-Old Son Must Move Out (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    They were raised by well meaning but stupid parents wh othought that by submitting to their every whim whould create a generation of super people, and a society and school system that thought by inculcating them with high self esteem that was not balanced by acheivement would giver them the confidence to overcome everything.

    And which generation were these "well meaning but stupid parents" from again? Boomers, you say? How interesting.

  22. Re:Still need to take this with skepticism on First Cuba, Now China? A Worker In US Embassy In China Experienced 'Abnormal' Sounds, Brain Damage (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't, except for the ubiquitous condescension from Europeans about how uncivilized Americans are. The contempt didn't just come out of nowhere, after all.

  23. Re:Still need to take this with skepticism on First Cuba, Now China? A Worker In US Embassy In China Experienced 'Abnormal' Sounds, Brain Damage (reuters.com) · · Score: 0

    You're right, that's the US's job.

    Now get back to patting yourselves on the back for being able to dedicate so much of your GDPs to social programs because Uncle Sam has been keeping you safe since the last time you superior and enlightened beings plunged the world into the most incredible violence the world has ever seen.

  24. Fully automated Trucks of Peace. Put an Arab patsy in one, direct the drone truck to ram into some people, and terrorize your population into accepting whatever totalitarian decadence you can dream up!

  25. YouTube "AI" algorithms, paired with Google's Total Information Awareness, know more about what you want to watch than you do. Just lay down and let the computer do your thinking for you, it's better that way. Humans are obsolete, all hail the technocracy!