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  1. Re:"The Mouse That Squeaked" Computerworld award on Apple Clarifies 802.11g Controversy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This article was great. It should have been enclosed in visible tags to help you understand that it was a joke.

    It's a pretty entertaining read, I must say. Suble humor at its best.

  2. Re:Gee Flat on Inside Microsoft's New F# Language · · Score: 1
    Maybe Microsoft is trying to back off the use of C#.

    Actually, it's apparent that Microsoft is trying to put on some kind of a concert based on the names of programming languages.

    They're trying to prevent stuff like this!

  3. Re:Uhhh.. on I, Spammer · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's what USPS Form 1500, Application for Listing & Prohibitory Order (pdf), is for.

    Maybe not. The application states:

    "The attached mailpiece, from the mailer identified below, offers for sale matter that I believe to be erotically arousing or sexually provocative and therefore is a pandering advertisement. Under the provisions of 39 USC 3008, I request that a Prohibitory Order be issued against the mailer and the mailer's agents or assigns."

    Unless you use the AOL CD as an artificial vagina, you won't get far with that application.
  4. Re:Microsoft has been using a lot of UNIX code on Microsoft To License SCO's Unix Code · · Score: 1
    > Wasn't it just a few years ago that Steve Gibson of Gibson Research discovered that Microsoft's TCP stack was identical to BSD?

    let this speak for itself:
    $ strings /C:/FTP.EXE | grep Calif
    @(#) Copyright (c) 1983 The Regents of the University of California.
  5. Re:Hobbes' Internet Timeline and ISOC History on A Brief History of the Internet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    #1) Usenet was mentioned
    #2) It's a humor article, not an official document
    #3) Dates are made up for most part, because *gasp* see #2

    Thank you. Come again.

  6. Already implemented (unofficially) on Mozilla Firebird Soars Into View · · Score: 1
    They should make an installer before 1.0

    There is already an installer which fetches everything from the nightly trunk. It's not an official release. I do NOT recommend it since 0.6 got released. It *might* break some of the application associations when you decide to uninstall it for whatever reason.

    http://blackdiamond.mozdev.org/installer/

    Otherwise it's an excellent start. Sooner or later, they'll roll this into the official releases.
  7. Re:Nasty Flash-related bug in Mozilla Firebird 0.6 on Mozilla Firebird Soars Into View · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's the registry entry. Create a Firebird.reg file, copy the follwing entries there and double click it. It should make Firebird visible to scores of applications, not limited only to Flash.
    REGEDIT4
    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Mozilla\Moz illa Firebird]
    "GeckoVer"="1.0.1"
    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \Software\Mozilla\Mozilla Firebird\bin]
    "PathToExe"="C:\\program files\\MozillaFirebird\\MozillaFirebird.exe"
    [HKE Y_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Mozilla\Mozilla Firebird\Extensions]
    "Plugins"="C:\\Program Files\\MozillaFirebird\\Plugins"
    "Components"="C: \\Program Files\\MozillaFirebird\\Components"
  8. Re:Wholly Owned Subsidiaries on Apple Considering a Break-Up? · · Score: 1

    There is also AirPort base station, which employs an AMD MIPS processor

  9. Speaking of Pinket.. on First Matrix Reloaded Review · · Score: 5, Funny
    I loved this part of the article.
    "KEANU Reeves turned his moribund career around by taking the part of Neo. But it could have been a lot different. Ewan McGregor and Will Smith both turned down the part before the Speed star snapped it up."

    Imagine Will Smith getting Neo's role then doing the soundtrack to Matrix. That would have been a disaster of Battlefield Earth meets Wild Wild West proportions.

    Can you imagine the famous Hallway Shootout sequence and Will Smith rapping in the background?
  10. Re:Doom9 is my hero, dvd2svcd owns you. on Video Codec Comparison · · Score: 1
    "A video codec test isn't complete unless an alpha Free codec is there to rank with all the proprietary ones."

    XviD is licensed under GNU GPL. Open source as it gets.

    As for Theora, it's not even half done.
  11. Re:In other words... on Looking at Longhorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    in our defense, at least our laptops are thinner.

  12. Re:Time to go back to school on Students Get iPods as Study Aids · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know this is offtopic, but I am currently drinking ice cold carrot juice. It's really good stuff.

    Just thought I'd mention that.

  13. Re:Wow.... on Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Did anyone else think there should have been a tux present at their silly little race?

    My exact thoughts. I would pay to see Linus and Bruce Perens pedaling a giant penguin built on a bicycle for two.
  14. Forget that. on Assorted Video Game Movies in Development · · Score: 1

    They need to make Tux Racer into a movie.

    Now that's something I'd pay to see.

    Disney, I'm looking at _you_.

  15. It's real. on Spammers Sue Anti-Spam Groups · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to be funny.

    It's a real article. Read it here

    Or alternatively, check out TGS Coverage

  16. Re:The encrypted protocol? I have it right here... on Federal Judge Rules Against Reverse-engineering · · Score: 1
    The encrypted protocol? I have it here,
    and I can post it on Slashdot right now,
    right after I answer the knock at the door...

    Tell me this, Mr. Joel. What good is your protocol when you are unable to speak?
  17. Re:If only they'd make a car unit on Amp Pack for iPod · · Score: 1
    No there isn't. It's not in-dash as I specifically stated. It uses FM as I specifically stated I did not want. It has a wire plugged into the cigarette lighter: ugh. Stop wasting my time.

    Wow. You're a goddamn retard. I tried to contribute to the discussion and you turn around and get all hostile? Calm down, nerd.

    Let me break your description down and show you how much of an utter moron you are.
    I wish Apple would partner with somebody to make an in-dash unit into which you'd insert an iPod (almost like inserting a casette). The iPod would then be controlled via a panel on the in-dash unit and would receive power from the car's power system.

    1. In dash or firmly attached to dashboard aren't really far off.
    2. Who the fuck, besides bearded fags like yourself, would replace his in-dash stereo with a proprietary iPod player? You're halucinaing, if you think there is a market for such an 'invention'.
    Yes, I am aware of those things that allow you to broadcast iPod output on an FM frerquency, but (1) they're awkward and bring back bad memories of CD/cassette adapters with wires all over the place, and (2) they don't work very well from most accounts I've read.

    No, you're not aware of them. TransPod has a clear signal (unlike iRock, Belkin and few other flavors of FM transmitters on the market today), and there is absolutely no wire clutter. The iPod goes directly in and it recharges/plays at the same time, while letting you keep the the in-dash player for other MAINSTREAM media.

    Secondly, you heard wrong. Maybe try to use it before spewing stupid opinion pieces about technology you don't have a fucking clue about.

    I usually don't insult people, but you're an exception. If I were you, I'd work on my people skills, learn some fucking humility and find a way to appreciate other people's input, rather than insult them over something so insignificant. iPod in-dash player should be the least of your concerns.

    Fuck off.
  18. Re:If only they'd make a car unit on Amp Pack for iPod · · Score: 1

    There is one already.

    It's called TransPod

    FM transmitter/charger/mount. The works.

  19. Re:How does this belong in the GNU section? on Ellison: Linux Will Soon Decimate MS Windows · · Score: 1

    I submited the article under "Linux" topic, because essentially this was about Linux. Sadly, there are no Database, Oracle, or Prediction topics available on /.

    I would personally love to see a Larry Ellison icon implemented for articles in the future.

    Hell, we already have LOTR and Matrix icons.

  20. Re:I have to wonder... on TiVo++ from India · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I mean, the development of these type of technology used to be the patrimony of the US. Later on, it shifted to Far East (Japan) and now we see really cool gadgets being developed in India.

    Do you seriously think that US companies could not have invented a convergence box like the one above? Absolutely not. Afterall, US perfected the use of TiVos and other flavors of PVRs, which got hacked and modified initially. Then if you remember, TiVo bent under the Advertising Corporations' pressure and went from a hacker-friendly box preducer to an essentially a closed, DRM device producer with Series 2. You can't easily hack it anymore to fetch the data, modify software, etc.

    So this move from lobbies and corporations who felt that TiVo was cutting into their advertising pie, seriously hampered the ability of producers to put out better, cheaper, open devices. No one is willing to give market something which would be designated to please both the population and the corporate entities who feel they're getting ripped off (For the record, I believe these allegations hold no ground). There are no companies dumb enough to go against already-established PVR makers, additionally opening second and third fronts with DVD and console producers in the competition department. MPAA, RIAA, DMCA and other 4-letter evils will rain down on this producer till they crack under pressure.

    So yeah. You should first and formost blame the corporate forces for slowing down technology for the sake of few millions in advertising revenue.

    That's my take on it.
  21. Re:It tracks every tune you play? on Audioscrobbler (Anyone Remember Firefly?) · · Score: 4, Funny
    Listen to *one* Britney Spears track out of curiosity...[]

    What in the hell are you doing listening to Britney in the first place? It's like saying "I found this virus and decided to infect few of my computers.. you know, out of curiousity"
  22. B&W on Gestures For The Linux Desktop · · Score: 1

    whoa.

    No wonder I totally wrecked my island. I didn't take time to pay attention to such small details. The damn cow wouldn't grow, it kept whining all the time and demanding food. Then that Godzilla character came in, there was this bunny who struck the frikkin cow with lightning.. and all hell broke lose. I remember drowning couple of people, and after that a tornado sucked me in... at that point, I just gave up on it and uninstalled it.

    I didn't bother with Creature Isle Explansion, because I absolutely suck at that game.

    Maybe I should re-install it sometime and give it another shot. I spent well over $60 bucks on both B&W and CI expansion.

  23. Re:I love this on Opera Releases "Bork" Edition · · Score: 5, Funny

    here

    Please don't mod me up. ;)

  24. Correct me if I'm wrong.. on Junkyard Wars Wants You! · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..but wouldn't this be more suited for [H]ardOCP folk? Slashdot crowd's needs are different. Hear me out.

    Create a gameshow called IT Storage Wars.

    Premise: Nerds will be unleashed upon ridiculously aged hardware with a copy of putty.exe, 5 1/5 floppy disc, Linux distribution on a USB-pen, and a wrench to build enterprise-level application servers complete with clustering and a backend database.

    I think this could be a winning combination.

  25. Re: Tunnel Brokers on Slashdot over IPv6 · · Score: 1

    that's the dumbest attempt at a joke i've heard on /. in a long time.

    Congratts!