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  1. You should try it.... on Money Problems May Derail First U.S. MagLev Train · · Score: 1
    Both Greyhound and Amtrak are unpopular forms of transportation

    I take it that you haven't spent a lot of time in the Bar Car on the train then? It is a real blast. You can tell who the drunks are because they are the only ones walking straight. Now on the flip side, I was once on a Greyhound bus when a baby in the aisle across from me shat his pants. It was barely tolerable until the mother changed the litle tyke right there on the seat beside me. Half the bus was hurling including yours truly...

  2. Awesome! on The Future of Flight · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I can hardly contain my excrement...

  3. Awsome! on In Search of the Digital Uberdevice · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can hardly contain my excrement...

  4. Ooooh Chicken Shit software! on Walgreens PureDigital Camera Hacked · · Score: 5, Funny
    They even came with some chicken shit software

    I can hardly contain my excrement...

  5. It is worth mentioning! on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1
    This isn't normal Slashdot subject matter, but I figured it was worth mentioning

    it was secretly revealed that Saddam Hussein transferred billions into these suspicious looking stock accounts before he was arrested. MSFT and SCOX and Darl McBride is one of his body doubles that made those transactions by proxy. McBrides battle song.

    Hang on a sec... I thought I was wearing my tinfoil hat, but the box says it is actually made from aluminium foil! aaagggh my brain, my brain.....

  6. Not Neccesarily.... on Building Rackmount Cabinet for Home Use? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Some day you are going to want to move.

    It could be sold with the house as a built-in feature. Who knows, if you sold it to a geek it could be the closer....

  7. Too bad.... on Pigeons Faster than Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am not vetrenarian - I have rescued a crashed server before - but I don't think I could save a crashed pigeon...

  8. To the 80%... on Retired Microsoft Operating Systems Still Popular · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wait a few more years, 2098 is just around the corner - you can make it!

  9. Re:Take a guess... on Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners · · Score: 1
    What's wrong with making wise use of statistical information obtained from past experiences to improve effifiency

    It is never Ok to use race, color, sex, religion etcetera as a statistic to determine whether your rights get abused - such as whether you get that job you applied for, or how often you get picked up by cops for questioning because you 'look' the type.

  10. Re:Take a guess... on Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners · · Score: 1
    Racial something or another?

    Yes, it is a form of racism - It is called racial profiling and it happens all too frequently.

  11. Re:Or... on Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners · · Score: 1

    ...and what happens if it is night school?

  12. Take a guess... on Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners · · Score: 0, Troll
    Phoenix middle school is intstalling face recognition scanners

    Just being cynical here but - I'll bet the scanners only come in black and white.

    ...and you can just take a wildass guess as to which 'color' gets picked more often in the line-up?

  13. Don't forget the Chef! on Star Wreck Trailer · · Score: 1


    Neelix: ooom dee ooom dee ooom dee dee OOOM! BORK! BORK! BORK! - Der borken Meataballsa!
    sing-song ala the Muppets swedish chef!

  14. Re:Oh come on on SCO Not Lying About DoS Attack · · Score: 4, Funny
    Uhm, go here --> sco.com

    ...and JPriest starts another round of DDOS at SCO

  15. Re:Back in my day.... on Heads-Up Displays for Motorcyclists · · Score: 1

    I didn't say I rode a Harley motorcylce - But I did ride a Harley Ho!

  16. Back in my day.... on Heads-Up Displays for Motorcyclists · · Score: 3, Funny
    We're familiar and comfortable with gauges already.

    Gauges, bah! - back in my day sonny we just listened to the hum of the engine and we knew approximately how fast we were going - some drivers increased the accuracy by having an experienced Harley Ho on the back telling the driver their exact speed - we also cooked our grub on the exhaust pipe!

    and...we liked it.

    PS. I'll bet your one of those sissy geeks that actually use the temperature gauge on your mobo instead of using the old finger lick test...

  17. I don't trust them either... on Low Powered Mini-Server for the Masses · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... i dont trust reviewers who have those god awful 'mini' 'cube' PCs as their workstation!

    I believe that they are all members of the Borg collective just waiting to have critical mass to assimilate us all...

    If you just put on a tinfoil hat, you too will see the real conspiracy. The Borgs have brain altering waves to make you trust them...

  18. Very interesting... on Scientists Freeze Pulse Of Light · · Score: 4, Interesting
    development of quantum computers and ways to communicate over long distances without being eavesdropped on.

    I thought that light is a visual thing. How does one "eavesdrop" on light?

  19. even better security?? on China Releases Own WLAN Security Standard · · Score: 0, Troll
    similar to 802.11, but with better security.

    I always thought that China already had great wireless security. I mean even if you sniffed a wireless conversation, the text is encoded using a system of complex lines and dashes that would take years to decipher.

  20. You sir are obesessed... on A Mars Mission's Greatest Challenge: Radiation · · Score: 1
    into a non-harful form of chocolate

    with Deanna Troi, aren't you.

  21. Re:Of T-Shirts and Laundry on Give the Gift of Slashdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your idea really stinks...

  22. Re:On the Calendatr screenshots.. on Evolution 1.5 has Been Released · · Score: 1

    Give the guy a break. It looks like he didn't have dinner all last month and needed a reminder...

  23. Huh? Amongst other things! on First Xouvert Milestone Released · · Score: 1
    As you see, Xouvert is the Goddess of Open Windows (amongst other things)

    What are these other things that this Goddess does? Does she look like Xena the warrior princess? Xena starts with an "X"....

  24. Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel on Outsourcing Winners and Losers · · Score: 1
    because people think ANYBODY can do it.

    That reminds me of the Dilbert strip that had the pointy hair boss outsource everything to Elbonia, a small mud-covered fourth-world country that both Dilbert and Dogbert have visited for various reasons.

    Perhaps it is not so far fetched...

  25. Even better... on Perfect Weather on the Net · · Score: 1
    Hang a sock out your window.

    If it is warm: it is sunny
    If it is wet: it is raining
    If it is cold: it is snowing
    If it is missing: A tornado blew by....