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ultramarweeni writes "'Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning', a very fascinating feature-length Finnish Star Trek satire is now nearing its completion. Today, December 13th, the trailer was published at 0:00 GMT after 14 hours of technical problems. Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning tells the story of the crew of P-Fleet starship C.P.P. Kickstart, which was stranded on Earth after an accident after a battle against the Korg. With the help of the technology to come, their leader, Captain Pirk claims himself as the emperor of the Earth. He conquers the world and rebuilds the P-Fleet. Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning has been in the making since 1999 and will probably be completed in spring 2004. Or maybe not. Time will tell."
I thought this story was about Enterprise.
Those are some real imaginative names they thought up. By golly.
'Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning', a very fascinating feature-length Finnish Star Trek satire
Not for anybody who has ever had sex.
Star Wreck: Last Contact?
Who knows.. might be a big hit...
Serously, this looks good...
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Hey cool! They even have a whole forum on their boards dedicated to spoofing those Trekkies who learn Klingon . . .
Oh wait, that's the Finnish-speakers board. Nevermind.
--Ryvar
Set your browsers to stun!
Besides that, some people must have a lot of time on their hands.
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This was mistakenly assigned a star wars topic thingy. Please, let's keep those universes separate.
Maybe off topic, but if the star wars kid doesn't get a cameo... it ain't worth watching!
Yes, I know Star Wars, Star Trek... still...
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I can ONLY download the DivX and it's in FINNISH!!! ;-p
I can't speak Finn... sounds cool though
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Damn You Pirard! [from alt.stupidity, years ago]
That's what it reminded me of, anyway.
An underrated, extremely stupid internet classic.
Finnish is a crazy language. Apparently in Finnish "Ha ha ha" translates into "No remorse."
;)
Also apparent is the fact that there are no black people in Finland or something, because all the black characters are just white people painted black...poorly.
Lastly, story dupes are bad enough but now topic dupes? Take a look at the icons for this story and you'll see what I mean
Is it just me or does Star Wreck's logo look a lot like the Famous Multi-Armed Indian Goddess of Vomit?
Here's the direct link to the trailer: http://www.starwreck.com/media/itp/star_wreck_itp_ trailer_divx.avi
The Wrath of Don?
/^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
Khaaannnnnnn!!!!
After paramount finishes suing finnish butts.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
I don't know what that babe was saying in finnish, but she sure is cute BTW.
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
A mOOse once bit my sister.
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
All I could think about while watching it and hearing them talk was the Swedish Chef
-A
I bet it really pucks palls.
Knowing how closely the Star Trek imagery is guarded, I can't imagine it will be too long before Paramount force this off the web, especially as about 25% of the trailer is made up of clips from ST episodes.
Worst...Episode...Ever!
Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
The slashdotting.
Got the trailer, got the teasers, am i missing something? This is a spoof on star trek obviously, but i didn't laugh.
:)
It doesn't help that the whole trailer isn't in english. So that takes away from the humor for me. That, and the fact that they have really GOOD special effects in the trailer takes away from the humor.
Most spoofs i've seen are cheezy, hilarious knock-offs of the orignials with a heavy dose of humor. hell, make the actors a bit more convincing, and use real black actors, i would have taken this trailer as a trailer for a new star trek series, not a spoof.
Anyway, analysis complete.
A Penny for my thoughts? Here's my two cents. I got ripped off!
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Star Wreck was a series of Book by Leah Rewolinski
I read most of them about 10 years ago, and they were funny to my 7th grade mind.
Sounds like they mighthave taken a little inspiration from them.
...it wants its suck back.
to use Jody Foster in a scene from Contact in the trailers.
...the Finnish spoof of Unix was very good.
Am I the only one who noticed that B13 kicks real ass?
Those are some real imaginative names they thought up. By golly.
steve forbes: Well, that's one way to interpret it. I mean, the description of the character fits my profile as a verile, charismatic leader of men. But, then again, my name isn't "teve torbes" - it's steve forbes.. which is different! Maybe it represents somebody named "leve norbes".
Everything will be taken away from you.
I think I lost some IQ points watching this.
Not too mention Finnish isn't very funny. It's like trying to watch a pr0n in German... it just doesn't seem right.
Am I the only one who thought the "parody" was not clever, but rather juvenile and stupid? If this is what they come up with in 4 years, I'm distinctly unimpressed.
Leah Rewolinski has been writing about "Star Wreck" for years... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-ur l/index=books&field-author=Rewolinski%2C%20Leah/00 2-6613230-6192022
Not for anybody who has ever had sex.
I'm afraid that only a person who never had it, would joke like this...
What's the name of the film again?
Babylon 5 and Star Trek. It really seems to take the Star Trek series dead on. Also, I believe I saw a bit of Crusade as well, but that was a B5 spinoff. (What ever happened to those B5 spinnoffs we were going to see on The Rangers or something?)
The graphics are beautiful. The parody is obvious. But I want to know how they get away with those very very very Paramount looking starships??!?
Now I know what Japanese here when American's talk.
Despite all the blah blah blah, Star Trek sucks BS that floats around the internet, you still can't take away from the fact that Gene Roddenbery's creation has been one of the biggest impacts to Science Fiction and that it's wildly popular. Satire is one thing, but I hope this project isn't some pathetic rip off of Star Trek that just makes lame shots at some of the stereotypical Star Trek elements. Spaceballs was a great movie, because though it was based off of Star Wars, it had an identity of its own, and all the satire was done in passing rather than being the primary focal point. I hope this is how this project works, rather than just being 90 minutes of "Look, the holoroom is malfunctioning, that's funny because that happens a lot in Star Trek. Uh oh, Counciler Ithica said something obvious, that's funny too".
I suppose they'll have that Episode 1 parody done in time for the release of the Complete Ultimate Expanded Special Edition Star Wars Sextrilogy Holographic Cube Box Set in 2019...
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...
We are so disappointed we were not able to participate in this project!
Sincerely,
Girls, clear skin, excitement, relevance
US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
Holy Crap! Star Trek pitted against Babylon 5... I never thought I'd see the day (in a full-length feature film anyway). I CAN'T WAIT!
Here are the categories that Slashdot assigned to this story:
Sci-Fi , Star Wars Prequels , Entertainment , Media , Movies
We could give them the benefit of the doubt in that it could be a Star Wars Prequel in some fashion that we're not aware of.
Media and Movies are interesting categories. Aside from a good dose of overlap, they also share the same Slashdot icon, the movie sound marker.
Why do folks need to /. cool sites with big movies? All it does is cost them huge bucks that /. folks don't pay, and drive them offline.
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The special effects are fantastic. Here are some magnet links for P2P users of the DivX versions. Don't forget to remove the space.6 VAOEYWZQ FAD2YL.KH66BY3FQFYWAVNV4MYIZYFFYFXIPWMXIFIQ6CY&dn= star_wreck_itp_trailer_divx.avii tprint:MUU6EICDGLHXQ5YQVPE66TA67K EAXLVT.UPRYFT5PZPPENT4BEQK26G4AZIGBTJU7DZFXZHY&dn= SW6_teaser2_divx.avi
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I mean come on... the ultimate trek satire has already been done.
My Ass hurts.
In case it get slashdotted here is a Mirror.
It's been posted for 45 minutes and the server is *STILL* *UP*? Come on guys...it's friday night. We should all be at home, surfing /.
Don't tell me someones on one of those d...d.....d......things with w....www...w....them.
I just couldn't take it.
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
Why is this modded "funny" ? Moose bites can be serious you know.
Well, I feel like a luser asking this question, but where do I get a free usable DivX codec/player for Windows?
I went to divx.com, but they wanted me to download some adware player, and windows media player keeps giving me an error message when it tries to download the codec (it never seems to be able to download codecs it doesn't have).
And I got some install supposedly for the DivX 3.11a and the 4.x codec, but it still didn't play in Media Player. Though the help file says that it is the DivX Codec v. 4.x copyright DivX Networks, divxnetworks.com, which own and operates DivX.com, but there is still no codec download on their website. ARGH!
I just got the DivX adware player from divx.com and only installed the codecs and it's all good now.
Satirizing Trek is like beating up retards: too easy to be much amusing.
Some suggested titles:
Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
About that George Bush and "throughout history have great men sought world domination" thing. It may play well in Finland and other former communist countries, but here in the United States, we don't find it too funny. Not because it isn't true, mind you, but probably more because it is a mindless slam. Only do our angry liberals really enjoy that kind of thing.
...they can't laugh at themselves and take everything too seriously. Chill out and partake in some self-deprecating humour, who knows, the rest of the world might actually stop hating you.
I think that's the risk you take when you put anything on the Internet. It can become insanely popular. You could have been Farked! Or MetaFiltered! Or something entirely different.
Place your videos on a peer-to-peer network and let us know what the filename is. Free bandwidth, and you can make even BIGGER videos.
But I do feel for you.
Your mortal enemy,
The Anonymous Coward.
PS: These Babylon 5/Star Trek Fins are going to have it ten times worse. We better start thinking about donating automobiles.
...we don't find it funny because it hits too close to home...
(and angry liberals don't find it funny because angry liberals don't find anything funny)
you just suck on my long, erect cock, and we call it even, eh?
"Have some light balls"
The Doormat
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
Allthough swedish is an official language in Finland, I find it quite amusing that so many people think about the swedish chef.
/ The Arrow
"How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket..." - Nny
...in american schools? I got the impression that most Americans didn't realise there was a world outside their own borders (Eyerak, thats near florida, aint it?).
Neelix: ooom dee ooom dee ooom dee dee OOOM! BORK! BORK! BORK! - Der borken Meataballsa!
sing-song ala the Muppets swedish chef!
From excellent karma to terible karma with a single +5 funny post...
"Have some light balls!"
...because everyone knows that odd numbered Star Trek spoofs suck.
Seeming as Finland is so overrun by dark-skinned people--97% are ethnic Swedes or Finns, with the remainder being distinctly non-african in origin, but for a few thousand Somali refugees--I think they can be forgiven for a little bit of improvising on racial representation.
Making this piece of crap in the first place, however, remains unforgivable. What more could they say that has not already been said better by Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman?
None of you retard trekkie nerd assholes will ever reproduce. So in 20-30 years there won't be any of you left. Ah, Darwin at work.
IT'S JUST A TV SHOW, YOU NERDS! GET A LIFE!
prepare to be assimilated!
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you might want to check out the old ones too...
this one is number 6.
www.starwreck.com/oldies
first ones r crap btw...
DOOOOOON!!!
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We have never been communists. In year 1918 here was civilwar between "red" communists and "white" whatever. White guys won. Then we went to weird arabian country and said there was some nukes there and sent 20 000 men to fight for oil. Oh, damn, i forgot, we didint do that, but someone others did...
...this one will be at least as amusing.
:-)
I mean, look at their Star Wreck 4 1/2. With a plot line that starts with "Those cheapskates have installed a shareware beta operating system on the ship's mainframe, and the trial expires in two days, so we need to go back to Earth to install a crack."
This is what the world needs: More geeks with too much time on their hands. This made my day.
Off topic, like what drug are you on dufus??
in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that
Francis Smit
...for a citizen of a modern day fascist country.
Sorry, I couldn't resist (please mod me up!).
Hello, I'm the webmaster for the Star Wreck site.
Couple of facts about the film to set the records straight:
Star Wreck movies we're started by Samuli Torssonen ten years ago, when he was still a schoolkid, that explains te names... All these old films are availeble for download from the websites.
This newest film is made by a core team of 5 people and our "studio" is the living room of a two-room apartment in the seedy suburbs of Tampere. None of them had any experience or education about moviemaking when this project started. Our equipment is minimal, for example our lightning kit consists of two work lights, bought from the hardware store...
So, what you see on those pages are the results archieved with a minimal crew, a minimal budget (if not counting computer hardware and software expenses) and no formal training.
Nobody really finds this anything but unbelievably tedious, do they? Don't Finns have anything better to do with their time? Like, sit very still and not do anything?
If you thought Star Trek was interesting in some respect other than funny, I think this is probably funny. But I don't think those people exist.
The Revolving Resturant Enterprise? Funny.
Evil twins have goatees? Funny.
Kirk wrestles with a burlap sack they makes out with a go-go dancer who made her own costume at home and is covered in green finger paint? Funny, but not in a laughing with them sort of way.
I don't know what it is with Star Trek fans. You don't see people taking the old Batman TV show seriously.
I swear the next time another stupid euroweenie put President Bush in the same context as Hitler we should nuke the whole friggen continent to remind them exactly what it is they're comparing to.
A 25meg download wasted because in the first 10secs the eurowusses have to get their bash US hate propaganda in.
Star Trek parodies? Come on. This is the lamest thing I've ever seen on slashdot.
here.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
It is time to dipatch an away team to Finland at once to investigate that hot bitch.
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http://www.starwreck.com/tshirt/women_black_04.
http://www.starwreck.com/tshirt/women_black_01.
Torrent at Star Wreck 6 trailer (Trek parody) .
Yeah, you can use torrents for legal stuff too.!
Well, Star Trek is older than Star Wars, so ....
Lars T.
To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck
StarWreck 2: the slashdotting
or.. the wrath of slashdot?
If trademarks are enforceable in the manner such as Microsoft Windows and Lindows, why isn't this film also in violation of trademark law? Why is this not 'product dilution' and other such unspeakable crimes?
Actually, the visuals are very nice... but Finish?! Terrible throath decease, give them some cough drops and lets redub it into english - it could be a whole new genre, spagetti space western :)
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
'Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning', a very fascinating feature-length Finnish Star Trek satire is now nearing its completion.
He used the word "satire" here, but I think that was not the word he waslooking for. I can't exactly place it myself. The word he should use needs to convey "humorless pile", "miserable failure", "gargantuan waste of funding", things like that. Any suggestions?
Other than a few moments where I hope there was something lost in the translation, this has a great deal of appeal to me. Visually, I found it quite impressive, especially considering the amount of money they are probably doing this on.
-- You don't shoot to kill, you shoot to stay alive.
At the end of Wierd Al's ingenious UHF movie (Out on DVD!) there is this long gag at the credits. Mind you, moose bites can be pritti nasti.
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It's also at the beginning of "Monthy Python and The Holy Grail", which is where Weird Al took it from, I suppose.
-- Repeat with me: "There is no right to profits".
so I downloaded the video and started to watch it. It was totally offensive to cast George W. Bush along with Napolean, Hitler and the like. I stopped watching the film, and I certainly won't say anything good about it if they are going to be so full of ignorant hatred.
Don't become a regular here, you will become retarded. -- Yoda the Retard
You seem to be like a quite typical american: ignorant. When the communists (read Russians) attacked to our country, several hundreds of thousands of people died during this ATTEMPTED invasion. By claming Finland as a communist country you disgrace the memory of all the fallen finnish soldiers. We fought and we maintained our integrity against superior enemy.
It's ok to read, even history, although watching TV and eating donuts is lot easier.
Author Leah Rewolinski has a series of paperback
- ur l/index=books&field-author=Rewolinski%2C%20Leah/10 2-4393073-2089732
books, all satires of the Star Trek franchise,
already titled "Star Wreck."
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle
Star Wreck: The Generaton Gap
Star Wreck II: The Attack of the Jargonites
Star Wreck III: Time Warped: A Parody-Then, Now and Forever
Star Wreck IV: Live Long and Profit: A Collection of Cosmic Capers
Star Wreck V: The Undiscovered Nursing Home
Star Wreck 6: Geek Space Nine: An Extraterrestrial Example of Extreme Silliness
Star Wreck No 7: Space the Fido Frontier
-mrv
Yes, yes, but those aren't Finnish copryights! So they don't count, you silly American!!! You think you can copyright everything but we have out own copyright system!
Did I guess right?
"Hey, what the blazes is that?"
"Oh, it's just another one of those giant space turkeys. Fire photon torpedos!"
"BEHOLD, I AM AN ANGEL OF THE LOR--gakk!"
"Damn space turkeys. Lieutenant, how far off course are we?"
If you remember this routine, you are disgustingly old. It *was* pretty funny though.
Err. That just looked like a real movie. Where's the satire supposed to come in? I realise that I can't speak Finnish, but I can sure listen to the tone of voice and read the English subtitles, and I just didnt see anything remotely amusing there. It's like another Star Trek film but with some "funny names" stuck in. Perhaps the funniest part was the start of the trailer, and that didnt even raise a smile.
This is going to have to go a long way to meet the raw kind of humour we've seen in spoofs of space movies, most memorable being Spaceballs, which was crap but brilliant. As other people have mentioned, this is done TOO WELL, i don't know if it's going to be shown in theatres in Finland, but it certainly should be, the quality is incredible.
To give it it's due, I need an English translation by some competent English voice artists to really judge this film, because either all the jokes were lost in the translation, or Finland just doesnt have a sense of humour.
On P2P networks, forever being part of the culture that can be forced underground but can't be killed.
Lawyers can shut down their site, but at that moment "civil disobedience" sites crop up (hope) and the movie becomes one more symbol of big media corporations going after the individual creators. Which is in effect free advertising for the authors.
It is rather clear that the script has been lifted from this board.
Some corrections, the contexts and additions Captain/Admiral Kirk Captain/Admilar/Emperor/Supreme Commander Pirk Mr. Spock Mr. Spook (Spoko) Mr. Chekov Mr. Fukov Miss Uhura Miss Puhura Scotty Shitty Geordi LaForge Hummer (connection unclear) Worf Dwarf (Wuh) Data Info(rmation Multimedia Superhighway) Phasers Twinklers Photon torpedoes Light balls Warp drive Twist drive Impulse drive Shove drive Main viewer Main telly Romulans Romuclans Klingons Plingons Warbirds Warturkeys The Borg The Korg The Old Series The Old Shit Miranda-class Sparrow-class USS Enterprise CPP Potkustart/Kickstart USS Excelsior CPP Ekselsseri Babylon 5 Baabel 13 Omega class Amigo class John Sheridan Joni Sherrypie Susan Ivanova Susanna Ivanovitsa
Whoops, it appears that my previous comment was (star-)wrecked, accidentally clicked that "Submit" button instead of "preview" :P -- ok, here it is:
Captain/Admiral Kirk - Captain/Admilar/Emperor/Supreme Commander Pirk
Mr. Spock - Mr. Spook (Spoko)
Mr. Chekov - Mr. Fukov
Miss Uhura - Miss Puhura
Scotty - Shitty
Geordi LaForge - Hummer (connection unclear)
Worf - Dwarf (Wuh)
Data - Info(rmation Multimedia Superhighway)
Phasers - Twinklers
Photon torpedoes - Light balls
Warp drive - Twist drive
Impulse engines - Shove engines
Main viewer - Main telly
Romulans - Romuclans
Klingons - Plingons
Warbirds - Warturkeys
The Borg - The Korg
The Old Series - The Old Shit
Miranda-class - Sparrow-class
USS Enterprise - CPP Potkustart/Kickstart
USS Excelsior - CPP Ekselsseri
Babylon 5 - Baabel 13
Omega class - Amigo class
John Sheridan - Joni Sherrypie
Susan Ivanova - Susanna Ivanovitsa
The company hosting the trailer, Magenta, is no small webhosting company. They run extremely large consumer sites for Coca-cola, Habbo Hotel, McDonalds, BMG Music group and the like. I think Habbo hotel alone has over 10 million registered users. So the download speeds oughta be atleast decent. Let's see how the bandwidth is doing once the actual movie comes out - it's quite a different thing to download a DVDRip lenght file tens of thousands of times over than a 25MB trailer..
You're right. As someone said earlier, Magenta sponsors them and they don't have to pay a penny. About week ago they had still the old Peliportti which they paid a monthly fee. Then slashdotting was out of the question. Nowadays, when slashdotting was made possible by the "unlimited" bandwidth, they can be slashdotted three times in a row and still stand boldly on the web. That was why I was bothered to made this article anyway. Quote from Magentasites.com: "One of Magentas key assets is the true global networking. Even if one of the continents would sink in to the sea, we would still be hosting. This not just enables an unsurpassed level of availability throughout the world, but increases security to the third power. The chance of a major natural disaster occurring in three continents simultaneously is minimal (and if it does, it's called Armageddon and hosting is no longer needed.)"