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  1. He didn't make it.... on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 2, Funny
    BTW, where is the goatse guy?

    He was kicked out of the clubhouse for making an ass of himself...

  2. Yeah well... on First Computers · · Score: 1

    My two-bit computer isn't among the elite either....

  3. Re:You did this at your work?!? on Cube House · · Score: 2, Funny
    We have a chick here who puts up tons of decorations for every freaking holiday known to man she comes in on the weekends to do it. I'm guessing same deal here.

    Does she bring in brass poles for stripper day?

  4. Poor methodology... on MySQL & Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Just measuring the ratio of errors/line in a piece of code is not a very good test of quality. In my experience poorly documented,and formatted code leads to many programming errors being made in the first place. So the resulting error ratio may be just a case of poorly documented/formatted code.

    I imagine that I could write such a poor bubble-sort program that would have no errors - but would take a programmer a week to figure out what it does because it is over 5000 lines long...

  5. Well I guess... on China's War Against Wires · · Score: 1
    It is labour intensive, but on the other hand China certainly has the labourers.

    ...and in communist China you don't find work, the work finds you!

  6. Wow! on Robots Of The Victorian Era · · Score: 1

    People were tricked to believe that it really digested its food and produced excrements from it. I can hardly control my excrement!

  7. You've got it all wrong! on Mythic Sues Microsoft Over Mythica MMORPG · · Score: 1
    Microsoft's R&D department came up with the idea all on its own...

    Only at Microsfot, R&D stands for "Ripoff and Deploy" instead of the normally understood meaning...

  8. I just hope... on AMD's 'Newcastle' Budget Athlon64 Chips Analyzed · · Score: 1

    That they are free (as in beer).

  9. Re:Pixar will be around on Despairing of Pixar · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Movies are all about quality. It does not matter what your company name is - if you make a quality product people will fill the seats and buy the DVDs. Just because you have a recognizable name - does not mean that you will have an instant hit.

    Conversely, if you make a lousy product investors will not make any money at it...

  10. I am not worried! on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I plenty left over from Y2K. For those who did not prepare for Y2K and laughed at all the suckers who stockpiled and hid in bunkers, Ha! I will finally have the last laugh! - going into my bunker now....

  11. Yeah well... on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My two-bit computer ran out of time the moment it was turned on...

  12. Not so secret anymore on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 3, Funny
  13. I agree totally! on Visual Effects Oscar Shortlist · · Score: 1
    It is pretty easy to make a large green blob bounce like a rubber ball all over the place. If Shrek did that it would be funny. - The Hulk doing that is just plain stupid.

    I can't remember a single episode of the original series where the Hulk bounces 1000 fett in the air in a single bounce.

  14. I don't know about that but... on Giant International Fusion Reactor Draws Nearer · · Score: 1

    How about MacDonald Rumsfeld... I'll be he can't resist those French Fries!

  15. Not Necessarily... on More E-Voting SNAFUs · · Score: 1

    I have heard somewhere that this guy is into hardcore crack!

  16. Actually... on Dumpster-Diving for Your Identity · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a well known fact that if you keep crumpling up a piece of paper over and over, it gets so soft you can use it as asswipe. Let someone try to get the information off that!

  17. Really good nam...! on MUTE: Simple, Private File Sharing · · Score: 3, Funny

    MUTE - a song sharing system for deaf people...

  18. You wouldn't...? on 235,000 Fewer Programmers by 2015 · · Score: 1

    have a bald co-worker named Wally do you?

  19. There be no programmers here... on 235,000 Fewer Programmers by 2015 · · Score: 1
    A programmer is a person who likes to check their english language syntax before posting on slashdot. There be no programmers here.

    I prefer to be called "codifier of electronic beasts and gadgets"

  20. Let me guess... on Wal-Mart Music Download Service Launches · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was able to download and play the test file with MPlayer and Linux.

    The test file said "Thanks for shopping at Wal-mart!

  21. Re:The Hulk on The Best and Worst Movies of 2003? · · Score: 1

    You kidding right? How can someone take it seriously when a big green guy bounces like a rubber ball all over the place?

  22. Re:The Hulk on The Best and Worst Movies of 2003? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you kidding??? That movie should be nominated for the best comedy of the year award! I never laughed so hard in all my life...

  23. Makes you wonder on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 1
    leading to outstanding entertainment robots highly suited to the co-existence with humans

    What sort of outstanding entertainment? Will it make Tasha Yar proud to own one?

  24. WOW! on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    I can hardly contain my excrement! Kudos and mucho gracias to the dedicated!

  25. In true open source fashion... on Iraq's Open Source Possibilities · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can help Ashraf and Hasanen. It can be as simple as emailing a few URLs or offering to provide tech support or help in developing their website. Or you can mail them books, periodicals, and CDs. Or you can send them money, so they can fulfill their ambition to create Iraq's first Linux Center to demonstrate and train. The above statement says it all.