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  1. Race-based profiling??? on Google AdWords And Ethics Issues · · Score: 1
    You cannot refuse to do buisness with people based on some criteria such as race etc.

    How can you tell that the person doing "buisness" with you is a particular race etc? Just because someone types in "Whassup" or "That's Whack" or orders watermelon online does not mean that they are black!

  2. Re:Woo, RFID tags on Have Your Family Gather 'Round the Virtual Table · · Score: 4, Funny
    I sure hope they don't put one of these things in my girlfriend.

    I hate to break the news to you dude - but vinyl blow-up girlfriends always had RFID tags installed by stores to prevent shoplifting geeks who were too embarrased to buy one....

  3. Re:delete! on MP3.com's Content to Be Destroyed · · Score: 1

    use fdisk *ching!*

  4. Bummer... on Home Theatre Projectors, Dell, InFocus and Sanyo · · Score: 1
    I made a deal where I'd write off the time in exchange for the company video projector.

    You settled too cheap. I would have grabbed a lifetime supply of the bulbs and all the pr0n DVDs that were left at the XXX video store before it went bankrupt had had to punt your sorry ass to the curb.

  5. what about my Geek Superpowers... on Experiences w/ Drive Imaging Software? · · Score: 1
    ( GET RID OF THOSE GODDAMN DISKETTES ALREADY!!! )

    But that would negate my geek superpowers - such as when I can recover a user's workstation from the dreaded "Operating system not found" message by the push of a single button which ejects the non-bootable floppy disk out of the drive - after which I say "you owe me a beer"

  6. Re:What if it wasn't MS on USPTO To Reexamine Eolas, SBC Patents · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if it was discovered that a patent clerk suddenly had one meeelion dolllars in their bank account that was deposited by an unknown person whose initials were B.G.

  7. Yeah, From the article... on Home Directory In CVS · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've used the same wallpaper image for the past five years


    That must be some great Pr0n image he looks at everyday!

  8. A new record! on Linux-Based Musical Keyboard Workstation Debuts · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think there has ever been an article that had more than 3 icons? With 6 icons - we have a new record!

  9. Taste? I don't think so on McDonald's Billion-Song iTunes Giveaway · · Score: 1
    If the public gets a taste for it

    McDonalds food has no taste....

  10. Not balls but really funny... on Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack Attempt Discovered · · Score: 1

    many years ago when easter eggs in programs were all the rage, there was this one guy who programmed an easter egg with a guy mooning you from inside a VW bus.

  11. Re:Big Surprise on SCO's Lawyers Analyzed · · Score: 1
    Is it legal to sue lawyers I wonder?

    I'm with my buddy Shakespear on this one!

  12. Here is what I need to know... on Fedora Core 1 Released · · Score: 1

    Does he know Betty and Barney Hill?

  13. I just can't... on Fedora Core 1 Released · · Score: 1

    seem to trust anyone who goes by the handle EvilAlien. What's up with that?

  14. Not too long in the distant future... on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    Voyager will meet a green man with pointed ears....

  15. Here is the flaw in your plan. on Microsoft Offers A Bounty On Virus Writers · · Score: 1
    Wow! Profit at stage #2 and no ???!

    The ???! is supposed to come at the end of item 1.

    If you claimed someone else did it then there is no need for number 3. Personally a Mr. B. Gates is at the top of my list for co-conspirator.

  16. Re:I got all exited... on Killing Cancer With a Virus · · Score: 0

    You sir, are a real geek!

  17. I call faker! on Assorted Bits of Halloween · · Score: 0, Troll
    For example... this is my first post EVER on Slashdot after being an observer for quite a few years now.

    with a slashdot ID of 720661 I seriously doubt it. and while I am at it... If you were smart you would have registered as a new user 5 more times to get a really cool ID number.

  18. Bilbo Baggins on Gates: 'You don't need perfect code' for Security · · Score: 1, Funny
    Shouldn't you have layers of protection, instead of an outer layer of protection and a soft underbelly?

    Bilbo Baggins was very thankful that the dragon Smaug was protected in this very manner. I can just imagine Dragon MicroSmaug with a missing scale flying overhead...

  19. slashbot?? on More on Talking Shopping Carts · · Score: 1
    Simply being a slashbot...

    I hate slashbots - especially when using a rail under water. We should kick all these bots from the server!

  20. I'd like to see them try... on Spam Rapidly Increasing In Weblog Comments · · Score: 1

    To post a SPAM message on Slashdot... That would surely result both the fastest and largest virtual lynch mob ever assembled. I certainly would feel no pity for the poor bastard!

  21. New Acronym discovered... on Vector Linux 4 Reviewed · · Score: 1
    Yet Another PHP-Nuke-Alike

    YAPNA

  22. 10D Big deal... on Digital 35mm SLRs? · · Score: 1

    a 2D camera, now if it was called the 11D then that would be something...

  23. Why D10? on Digital 35mm SLRs? · · Score: 1

    sounds too much like the X10 camera and reminds one of those horid pop-ups?

  24. I call Faker on Stealth Computers: NY Times on Mini ITX Modding · · Score: 2, Funny
    web server for pictures of the new baby

    A true geek would never sexually reproduce, let alone have a girlfriend - everyone knows geeks just clone themselves using a RAID 1 DNA sequencer 3000 from thinkgeek.

  25. Re:ok Cube on Stealth Computers: NY Times on Mini ITX Modding · · Score: 1
    there, said it

    Yeah well... the cube shape worked for the Borg. That is why mine looks exactly like a Borg Ship.