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Google AdWords And Ethics Issues

trystanu writes "The Washington Post reports that Google 'will stop accepting advertising from unlicensed pharmacies that have used the Internet to sell millions of doses of narcotics and prescription drugs without medical supervision', following both Yahoo and Microsoft's similar moves last month. The head of Google's U.S. AdWords branch maintains it's not just for the money but that they want their searchers to have the ads most relevant to what they're looking for. It's quite clear some advertisers are using the front door to spam Google rankings. Are some of the 100,000 advertisers now signed up for Adwords tarnishing Google's image at a delicate time?"

256 comments

  1. Why Not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Plenty of sites block or blocked porn in one form or another. They have the right to refuse money from anyone.

    Or so I would hope.

    1. Re:Why Not? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not so, or at least not allways. You cannot refuse to do buisness with people based on some criteria such as race etc. However I don't see any problem with what Google is doing.

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    2. Re:Why Not? by randyest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, I don't think anyone said google doesn't have the right, but the question goes both ways -- why should they remove these sites from thier index? In search of the answer to that, I first noted who seems most interested in swaying google and others to censor search results:

      "These legitimate businesses are an important but faceless part of the supply chain for these dangerous drugs," said Carmen Catizone, executive director of the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy, which has been lobbying Google and other search engines to stop accepting advertising from rogue Web sites. "If the government is serious, it has to look at these businesses."

      That's right, it's the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy, which represents all those who make money by selling these types of drugs the fine traditional way -- via tightly controlled distribution sysems with loads of heavy markups for both the drug developer (good) and the middle-men (maybe not as good).

      Of course, in general, pharmacists add value to the system -- they advise and help people avoid dangerous drug interactions and such. That's good. But note that sometimes, some people have to take a drug forever, and they tend to learn about that drug pretty well and manage to use it responsibly and safely without a white-coated guy handing it to them every week.

      Then sometimes these people learn that the drug they pay $100/week for is available elsewhere for 1/10th or less the price. Same drug. A lot less money. Should these people be allowed to buy their prescriptions online for less money? (Note that I call them "prescriptions", to be clear that I'm talking about people with valid prescriptions from real doctors (Hi Everybody!), not those who just decided they need some oxy's for the weekend (Hi Rush!)).

      My medical plan at work requires me to buy prescriptions online when they will be used for more then 3 months at a time (such as wifey's birth control pills). It's faster, cheaper, and automatic. I wonder how many of these "rogue websites" are actually following the law, requiring prescriptions from real doctors, etc. I imagine it would be a nice bonus for the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy if a few of the legit online drug services took a negative hit from this effort as well.

      Of course, I believe any aduly should be allowed to get pretty much any drug they want and use it anyway they want as long as they don't share with minors or try to kill someone with them (except themselves, which is fine), so this whole issue seems kind of silly to me, but it's always interesting to follow the money trail that often leads up to such "crackdowns."

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    3. Re:Why Not? by cyb3r0ptx · · Score: 1

      Sure you can, but you're just compelled *not* to do that through threat of force.

    4. Re:Why Not? by graxrmelg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see anything in the article about censoring search results or removing sites from the index. This is about ads, not search results.

      Your points about motivation may still apply, but they're undermined when you bring up irrelevant issues.

    5. Re:Why Not? by justMichael · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree with you pretty much across the board.

      I have one small clarification. Google will stop accepting advertising for these companies, I saw no mention of them dropping anything from the index.

      Unless I missed something.

      One could be interpreted as a form of censorship the other is in line with the "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason" signs you see posted in many physical establishments.

    6. Re:Why Not? by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Well, you can reserve anything you want but you still have to obey the law, and the law says you cannot refuse service to certain people for certain reasons, for instance, their national origin. Just wanted to clarify that in case anyone still thinks signs mean anything. Signs are covered by free expression. They are not necessarily enforceable.

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    7. Re:Why Not? by gh00l · · Score: 1

      I imagine it would be a nice bonus for the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy if a few of the legit online drug services took a negative hit from this effort as well.

      Indeed, they're counting on that. It's not just the "rogue" web sites they want to see shut down. It's also those more or less "legitimate" Canadian pharmacies that are undercutting their prices by 50% (most if not all of the legitimate Canadian pharmacies require that you already have a valid prescription from your local doctor).

      They want to make sure that you have no option but to pay through the nose at your local Eckerds, CVS, or Walgreen.

  2. This is certainly by Pingular · · Score: 1, Interesting

    a bad idea. One of the reasons I know many people use google is purely because it's unfiltered and unrestricted. Millions use Google every day, changing anything major now could spell catastrophy.

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    1. Re:This is certainly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google could certainly do what they do with SafeSearch, and let the user opt out of some Google-defined class of "questionable" ads.

    2. Re:This is certainly by c77m · · Score: 1
      If it's truly as unmoderated as you purport, then they are simply catering to the biggest and loudest mouths. Taking a system like Google and identifying the sparse intelligence among the endless hot air is no easy task, but I applaud their efforts.

      ...now if there were only a system that would take the biggest and loudest mouths out of politics and media, then I'd REALLY be sold.

    3. Re:This is certainly by stanmann · · Score: 1
      a bad idea. One of the reasons I know many people use google is purely because it's unfiltered and unrestricted. Millions use Google every day, changing anything major now could spell catastrophy.


      Spell catastrophe, is clearly something you cannot do...But I bet google, and the drug companies can.
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    4. Re:This is certainly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...could spell catastrophy. "

      If only _you_ could. :)

    5. Re:This is certainly by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      It's merely advertising, not on the search page that they're banning. Fine they banned some website from their search result, but would you want twenty plus website that are the same thing that are useless and only get top ranking because some "search" optimization?

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    6. Re:This is certainly by Alexis+Brooke · · Score: 1

      changing anything major now could spell catastrophy

      The jokes just write themselves around here...

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    7. Re:This is certainly by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      easy, filter out the major parties

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    8. Re:This is certainly by nsingapu · · Score: 1

      I do IT and marketing for a small company which I will not name here. We use addwords, (depriciated) google premium, overture, and an SEO firm, along with a healthy smattering of lesser marketing techniques for one of our larger sites, and have smaller sites which expiriment with one or more of these techniques to better evaluate the effectiveness of each. Our products are relatively competative, and as such we pay good money for every click, even natural results. We also pay money to see where our traffic comes from, what it does within our site, what searches brought it there, what people buy, et al ad infinium. In total we speand perhaps $20,000 on marketing and related stuff each month, and this is likely a conservative estimate.
      One of the things I find most ironic about searches is that people view google as an "unbiased search engine", when that very concept is oxymoronic in nature. But dont take my word for it look at the source code for the top 2 or 3 listings for any marginally competitve seach term where there is some potential for profit, generally what you will find is headers and content which is pleasing to google, and only marginally pleasing to humans. The very idea of corperate america letting traffic buy products from competitors makes any boss anxious, and as such we pay something like six dollars per person per click for some of our more competitve terms.
      Google is neither uncensored nor unbiased, it is indeed fallable. It just happens that google makes it hard(er) to purchase such results by allowing other, uncertified parties to sell them to the end-user, by changing their algoritm to thwart these efforts monthly. Google does indeed do censoring, and in terms of SEO efforts censors quite radically (hiring SEO firms is tricky particularly because the wrong ones will invariably get one banned).

      All this aside, I still use google almost exclusively for searching, but tend to do so differently then before I learned about the inner workings of search engine placement:
      For commercial goods, I typically click the sponsored link, because atleast they are honest about their intent, and they are going to put you on the page within their site you want, they control where you are directed (as opposed to natural results tend towards pages with better link weight, and not a whole lot of people outside the sites are necessarily linking to their products). I figure the better part of first page content on google is bought, and I might as well frequent those sites blatently buying it, as opposed to subtily doing so.
      The other large change I have made is to use more words with will exclude commercial results if I am looking for information or whatever else, I get natural results by wording my searches so that there is no commercial interest (generally by specifing or disallowing a word that will elimanate the bulk of commercial results), for instance "howto" works wonders when finding anything linux related...

  3. sigh... by havaloc · · Score: 1

    I was making some nice coin from those online perscription affiliate programs...

    1. Re:sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better donate it no charity, like free drug addiction treatment organisations.

      Fuck you and your coins alltogether.

  4. notice by gearheadsmp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Notice how there are very few if any AdWords when searching for "goat" or "goatse".

    1. Re:notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the search word speaks for itself...

      *ewwwwww*
      I feel dirty....

    2. Re:notice by cperciva · · Score: 4, Funny

      No AdWords, but a search for "goatse" yields the following helpful hint:

      Category: Society > Religion and Spirituality > ... > Scientology

    3. Re:notice by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      I'm still curious and amazed at the fact that the church of scientology pops up when you do that search.

      Proof that there is justice in the universe...or something.

    4. Re:notice by Ark42 · · Score: 1


      I thought that was funny until you fill in the ...

      Society > Religion and Spirituality > Opposing Views > Scientology

    5. Re:notice by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      No AdWords, but a search for "goatse" yields the following helpful hint:

      Category: Society > Religion and Spirituality > ... > Scientology

      Scroll down a bit further and you get a link to the Netcraft page that says goatse.cx is running IIS on Linux. That's as wrong as the "stinger" image.

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    6. Re:notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying the Goatse guy is someone who has been worked over by Scientology!?

      Yeesh. One more reason to avoid that cult.

    7. Re:notice by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Well you know who that guy bending over is, don't you?

      Xenu.

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  5. On a semi-related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What's gotten into the GoogleBot recently? For four days in a row, a site of mine is visited by various GoogleBots (three or four different IP addresses) every hour, sometimes even more frequently. The bot always gets robots.txt (which doesn't exist) and the main index page, but nothing else. What's going on?

    1. Re:On a semi-related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it's a google bot ? It could be just someone's spider giving a USER_AGENT just like the google bot's. Did you reverse lookup the IP ?

    2. Re:On a semi-related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the GoogleBot. Network 64.68.80.0/11.

  6. They're not filtering them out by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're going to exercise more care about who they sell ad space to, not excise the sellers from the results. Two totally different things- and it's the ad space sales that they have to take actual responsibility for, since they're being paid...

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    1. Re:They're not filtering them out by randyest · · Score: 0

      This is not insightful, it is wrong. RTFA:

      Google also will ban the names of certain controlled drugs as keywords in its search-related advertising.

      "The effect is that those words won't appear in our advertising," said Sheryl Sandberg, vice president of global sales and operations for Google. "It won't say 'Buy Vicodin here,' " she said, citing the powerful painkiller.

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    2. Re:They're not filtering them out by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      GTFA (grok TFA). They will ban the names of certain controlled drugs as keywords in its search-related advertising.

  7. Of course by SargeZT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course this is tarnishing google's image. This is basically the same thing that has happened to every single search engine. Yahoo was a great search engine in its time. They started getting millions of hits a day, and they decided to sell space on the site. Then, yahoo sold ranking on the engine, and you start having skewed results. Finally, People stop coming because of the pop-ups and bad search results. This isn't a great position for google.

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    1. Re:Of course by turtlexit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unless I am misinformed, this has no impact on Google's search engine - only sponsored links (the AdWords service). Although it is pretty shady to mix in sponsored results with real results like other search engines do, Google places their sponsored links to the right of search results, clealy labeled - and it is entirely their prerogative who they will accept ads from.

    2. Re:Of course by JawFunk · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that this decision will not put off google users, adspace and skewed results will become an issue this spring when the Google IPO comes up and the company's management answers to majority shareholders. I think they will take a short-sighted stance and employ every trick in the book to boost profits, but soon thereafter lose users due to what Google "used to be" (future tense).

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    3. Re:Of course by SargeZT · · Score: 1

      Absolutley. They are clearly marked... now. Yahoo's ads were pretty well marked way back. But they merged slowly with search results, until the search results were tainted beyond repair

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  8. Bullshit it's not about the money! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is big pharaceuticals leaning on them to try and limit the ability of people to shop for perscription drugs outside the US and (gasp!) actually pay a fair price (and a price they can afford) for them!

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    1. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahha. you are truley uninformed.

      try looking up a prescription drug.

      all the ads are "herbal...."
      its a bunch of garbage

      i want to find out about strattera, not the herbal nonprescription, cooked up in someones bathtub"

      what can the so called "big pharaceuticals" do to lean on GOOGLE.

      duh

    2. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice that they are filtering UNLICENSED companies, not all of them.

    3. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

      And what exactly is a "fair price" for prescription medication?

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    4. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is big pharaceuticals leaning on them to try and limit the ability of people to shop...

      I would call "tin-foil hat" on you if it weren't for Viagra. Once the big-name pharma companies decided to enter the it-must-be-lucrative p3ni5 enlargement market, a million spammers suddenly found themselves in the sights of Pfiser & co.

      What's next? Big Oil sending me letters asking me to help them "TRANSFER 40 GAZILLION US DOLLERS CURRANTLY IN THE LAST NATIONEL BANQUE OF NIGERIA"?

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    5. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the wackiest conspiracy theory I've seen all day.

      How exactly are the big pharmaceutical companies "leaning on" Google? Talk of Google's IPO has included mention of the company's value, which is several billion dollars. They aren't a small company that anybody can just push around. The only "leaning" tactic I can think of that would work would be a fleet of armored cars, loaded with green paper cargo, driving to Google's headquarters and unloading.

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    6. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      And what exactly is a "fair price" for prescription medication?

      One which doesn't account for the cost of research and development of new drugs, of course.

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    7. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think it is bigger than this. I think it is about google having a fairly open system in which advertisers have relatively equal access to consumers. As google says, you can't buy the top ranked spot. Because it is open, they have to be careful about the kind of business they attract. If they get too many shady companies their credibility as trusted source of advertisements will suffer. Such advertisements, in which the advertiser may not have the product at all, clutters up the advertising space and may annoy the legitimate advertisers, with whom the long term relationship will be of more value to google than short term income generated by the not-so-legitimate companies.

      Look at it this way. We have unlicensed music on the net. You can download music without paying a licensing fee in the same way we used to copy music without paying licensing fees. OTOH, if some dude stopped you on the street and offered you an unmarked CDR of Missy E for $5, would you buy it. You might, if you got to listen to it, but you are likely to waste your money on an incomplete product. Likewise, would you buy copies of music from some firm that poped up on google? Maybe. You potentially do so on places like half.com. But you may get ripped off.

      I think just like most things google, they are trying to keep things as simple as possible so they offer reasonable service as cheaply as possible. Of course there are a lot of people who will try to work the system to cheat people.

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    8. Re:Bullshit it's not about the money! by lythic1 · · Score: 1

      Many of the drugs being imported are counterfeit: adulterated, watered down, or in some other way extremely dangerous. Many others failed to receive FDA approval because they are too dangerous. There is a reason why drugs require FDA approval in the US, buying imports do not give you the same protection. If you're fine with buying sugar and water labeled as penicillin, go ahead. However, dangerous imports are being found in neighborhood pharmacies, mixed in with the legal stuff. That endangers me. The FDA and other agencies are attempting to harmonize regulations to allow for safe re-importation, but until most countries agree, there is absolutely no protection for those who purchase imported or re-imported drugs. However, I do agree that we should stop subsidizing Europe's health care industry.

  9. Reassuring by ActionPlant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This actually helps bolster my confidence in the teetering giant. I've been interested myself in signing up to run google's adwords for the launch of my next portal; this helps establish that they ARE sensitive to the needs of the people who really count on them. It doesn't matter who did it first; what counts is that google IS doing this. I respect that.

    Damon,

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  10. Google is a private company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not the government, and it has the right to dictate whatever it feels is appropriate for itself. It's not stopping you from buying from unlicensed pharmacies, it's simply saying they won't allow them to advertise there.

  11. But what about... by xtermz · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....Porn ads... ( allow me to get my asbestos pants on real quick ) ... Sure, its fine an dandy for people to not be able to get prescription meds, but you can do a search for 'free movies" and get bombarded with adword ads for all the pr0n you can ever need. if their trying to look out for the good of its users, little timmy doesnt need to see "finding dildo" when he's trying to get "finding nemo"

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    1. Re:But what about... by rm007 · · Score: 1

      yes but you can set your preferences to filter out these results for "little Timmy"...

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    2. Re:But what about... by tepples · · Score: 1

      little timmy doesnt need to see "finding dildo" when he's trying to get "finding nemo"

      But it could be argued that he does need to see an opposing viewpoint.

    3. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but you don't die from looking at too much porm, or from looking at a nude lesbian at the same time as a nude gay man.

      Quite the opposite, I'd say the more porn ads the better, porn simply adds to one's enjoyment of life, and has very few side effects.

    4. Re:But what about... by lish2 · · Score: 1

      They provide that already. If you let Google set the preferences cookie, you can set the SafeSearch setting to strict and not get any adult results in your search.

    5. Re:But what about... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It may be a waste of time, but it's one I'll join in. I've been boycotting Disney for years as an act of conscience. Actually, I boycott everything I know of associated with the MPAA or the RIAA.

      I'm not doing this because I expect it to be successful, but merely because I find it personally distasteful to support those I know to be evil. I will grant that I can easily be coerced from this basic stance. Most of my concerns are rather selfish. I consider the MPAA and the RIAA (and Disney) evil because of things that they've done that affect me. Such as corrupting the legislature and mucking about with the copyright laws. O, and closed source DVD encoding.

      I don't need to have the expectation of success to justify my actions, and I presume that the author of that site doesn't either.

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    6. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finding Nemo is a Pixar production, licensed to Disney for distribution.

    7. Re:But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's okay. Disney protesters don't let "facts" get in the way of their arguments.

  12. My theory on this by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    My guess is that they're doing more aggressive checking on linkfarms, with multiple passes to verify what's going on.

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    1. Re:My theory on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's a really small dead-end site. No link leaves or has ever left the domain. It should have figured that out by now.

  13. Re:Actually it would spell: by Pingular · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Pingular Is A Worthless Shit-Eating Karma Whore"
    Hmm. One out of three isn't bad.

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  14. Which Google are you using? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nowhere to them claim to be unfiltered or unrestricted. They don't take ads for a number of other categories including guns. They also filter out sites they feel are fraudulent in trying to gain higher pagerank. So, where is this unfiltered and unrestricted Google?

  15. Google still can't do accurate searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Google still can not do accurate searches.

    The phrase search
    "to be or not to be"

    produces 2 incorrect results out of the first 10.

    Notes:

    It does not work. Check all of the first ten results: two of them do not contain the phrase

    Putting a + in front of the phrase does not make it work

    The search was done using quotes.

    It is not a matter of "they are indexing millions of pages: give them a break". Altavista also indexes millions of pages, and it has no error results in its returns on phrase searches.

    Google should fix the bugs in the search engine before worrying about ad words!

    1. Re:Google still can't do accurate searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which ones are the incorrect results? They all seem somewhat related to the phrase. You do realize that Google doesn't rely on text in page itself alone, right? And if I make a link using the words "to be or not to be" then Google takes that into account. It's how a site like Micrsoft.com ended up as the #1 match for Hell for a time.

    2. Re:Google still can't do accurate searches by DjReagan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      From memory, Google indexes the text of the linking page as well.. so if a page has a to be or not to be then a search for "to be or not to be" will show up the destination page, even though it doesn't contain those words.

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    3. Re:Google still can't do accurate searches by abh · · Score: 1

      You are correct, sir. If you view the Google cached version of a page, it explicity tells you at the top of the page if a term only appeared in a page linking to this one.

    4. Re:Google still can't do accurate searches by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      allintext: "to be or not to be"

      Go to Advanced Search, look at "Occurances". Title of the page, URL of the page, text of the page, in links to the page, or anywhere. If you're doing a specific type of search, tell it first. Google is not psychic. It tries, but it's just software.

  16. Use Prosecution, not Content Blocking by frankie · · Score: 1, Insightful
    IMO, Google (and the other search engines) are being foolish to reject pharmacy adverts. They should take the money, record the personal data, and then forward a copy to the DEA (and of course make sure this is allowed in the AdWords contract).

    If someone is going to be stupid enough to attach a big red light to their forehead saying "Hi, I'm doing something illegal right here!", why not let them hang themselves?

  17. Stick a fork in it; google is done. by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now that people are starting to exploit googles' page ranking system on a regular basis and since google is having to bow to legal pressure and thereby lose their outsider "street cred"...they're in the exact spot that yahoo was in in 1999.

    All they need now is a half-assed web hosting service.

    How many times are we going to see this repeated online until we learn that a jack-of-all-trades really IS master of none?

    1. Re:Stick a fork in it; google is done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't really have much choice in obeying the law. They didn't make the law, they didn't ask for it, but like the rest of us, they're stuck with it. I'm sure if an appropriate case comes their way, they'd consider working with EFF to fight it. They already do work with them to make these requests public. Yahoo was never a good search engine, it was a web directory with some search functions.

    2. Re:Stick a fork in it; google is done. by CleverNickName · · Score: 1

      I stopped using Yahoo for exactly the reasons illustrated in the parent post. I believe that search engines shouldn't make results more relevant because some people paid for rankings and other people did not.

      If Google is done as a search engine, so Slashdotters have any suggestions for an alternative?

    3. Re:Stick a fork in it; google is done. by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Informative
      Read this carefully, word by word, and then let it sink in:
      • AdWords
      • Does
      • Not
      • Affect
      • Normal
      • Search
      • Results

      AdWords does not affect normal search results! This is about the sponsored links, and they are very obvious, and also separated from the actual search results.

      Can we please quit it with the FUD and misinformation now? What is this, Google Watch?

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  18. Sickening by moehoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm am deeply sickened that Google names these companies as being legitimate. These are the companies MOST responsible for spam these days, not to mention getting drugs in the wrong hands. The affiliate programs run by these drug companies are nothing short of a license to spam on their behalf. The drug companies deny responsibility because they "can't control the affiliates". Bull.

    These drug companies are scum. And Google is culpable by so emphatically stating that these companies are legitimate. Google had better watch who they decide to defend.

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    "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    1. Re:Sickening by HamNRye · · Score: 1

      especially since, thanks in part to Google, the Internet has never been more useful or fun than it is right now.

      --From the article...

      But now that you can't get your drugs online, how can the internet be fun??

    2. Re:Sickening by d2ksla · · Score: 1
      The affiliate programs run by these drug companies are nothing short of a license to spam on their behalf. The drug companies deny responsibility because they "can't control the affiliates". Bull.

      I agree, I've read that and was upset too. However, one thing that I've thought about lately regarding most spammers is that they pretty much all (OK, maybe not the Nigeria letters) have the same achilles heel: They must be able to charge stuff to your credit card!

      Seems to me all that is needed to stop 99.99% of all spam is to lean hard enough on MasterCard and Visa so that they yank the CC billing rights of anyone who spams. And this actually sounds feasible to me, compared to going after spam and spammers with spamfilters, laws, etc. Unlike spammers, the credit card companies actually care about bad PR, customer complaints, etc.

      For instance, I have both a Visa and a MasterCard for redundancy, I'm sure a lot of people have both. I can easily choose to not use my Visa card (or MasterCard, which one doesn't matter as long as I can use one of them) at all for one or two months. Why not pick May 2004 as "Don't Use Your Visa Card Month"? If enough people (millions) does this, it should definitely get their attention! And it would be easy to explain to non-techies like your mom why they need to join in on the protest (everyone hates spam!), and how to do it (just don't use your Visa card for one month).

      After the boycotted credit card company folds, it should be obvious to the other one why it needs to change as well.

  19. Is that what they're calling Canadian pharmacies? by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Illegal and unlicensed pharamacies - is the label they want to slap on Canadian pharamcies? It seems to me that they're doing Americans a favour by selling them at prices they can afford better. What a disgusting rip-off the drug market is. And you thought the RIAA and MPAA are bad.

  20. "FreshBot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means Google is likely updating your main page in its index every day (or so). It's a "good thing" in most people's opinion. Bigger size even have deeper fresh-crawls. Do a search for your site, and see if it comes up with a date by it.

    1. Re:"FreshBot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not complaining, I just find the attention spike very intriguing.

  21. AdWords at their worst by trystanu · · Score: 1

    Checkout the AdWord listing on Google for Red Rabbit, Tom Clancy's latest book.

    It's pretty dicey here in the UK (are AdWords regionalised?)

    1. Re:AdWords at their worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup adwords can be regionalised. BTW i get 3 adword listings, each selling the book. Does "red rabbit" mean something else in the UK.

    2. Re:AdWords at their worst by typhoonius · · Score: 1

      (are AdWords regionalised?)

      Google US (which goes to a country-specific Google if available) brings up four ads; the first three are to buy the Tom Clancy novel online and the last is for the Wall Street Journal.

      Google UK gives two sex toy-related links.

      So yes.

    3. Re:AdWords at their worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And google.ca has no adwords for "Red Rabbit".

    4. Re:AdWords at their worst by justMichael · · Score: 1

      What you are seeing is a combination of lazy advertisers and a missing "feature" in google ad words.

      Google does not require you to flag adult rated ad words keywords as adult, I think they should and respect your safe search settings. Although the default safe search settings would not filter this anyway. Most other PPC ad sites require you to flag adult links as adult for that very reason.

      Advertisers can be very specific with their keywords, many aren't.

      Some optimization experts will tell you to target outside your market. The thinking is if someone is searching for foo and bar shows up and they happen to be interested in bar, you have a better chance at a conversion because they aren't looking at 10 other sites with bar.

  22. Which one is better than Google? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Do you have suggestions for a better search engine than Google, one that does not censor content like this, but works well and indexes as many pages?

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  23. Google for "goatse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Searching for "goatse" on Google doesn't even return www.goatse.cx

    as the first result.

    I wonder if this is part of their new "responsibility"?

  24. Hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm glad to see google join the ranks of wal-mart in protecting Americans from themselves. We Americans are too dumb to control our bodies and protect ourselves from perverted music. With the combined talents of big government and private industry we will live the virtuous lives as God intended.

  25. But have you ever.. by cabingirl · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...needed to look up anectdotal drug information?

    I was trying to find personal accounts of side effects of a particular drug that I was taking. I wanted to know if other people were having the same experience as me, not what the drug's manufacturer said the side effects were. Any search containing the drug name produced hundreds of links to online pharmacies, making it very hard to separate the wheat from the chaff.

    Does this mean I think they should ban these advertisers from the Adwords program? Not really - if they want to pay to advertise, then fine. But I do think that something needs to be done about the overloading of search results like I experienced.

    --
    I could kill you, sure, but I could only make you cry with these words
  26. not so fast by gearheadsmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the problem of buying cheap drugs from Canada/Mexico is the whole piece. Counterfeit drugs are a real problem. The are plenty of mail order drug companies that have been featured on TV. Quite a few politicians are still supporting state programs that import from Canada and/or mandate discounts from the Big Drug Companies. From an ethical standpoint, I find the prices drug corporations rake in on their patented drugs more revolting than the RIAA. My impression is that the drug companies spend more money on marketing than they do on R&D, despite their B.S. excuse that mandatory discounts will cut their R&D budget.

    1. Re:not so fast by moitz · · Score: 1

      Impression, shmession. That's the truth. I have 3 cousins that are sales reps for 3 of the major drug manufacturers and all 3 can attest that their R&D budgets are WAY under the marketing budget. I also work in a medical field and the same holds true in my branch.

      Just look at AstraZeneca's DTC (direct-to-consumer) marketing budget for Nexium. That alone is probably well over twice what they spent to develop the drug. If the Feds really wanted to lower prescription drug costs they'd put a stopper on DTC advertising, since I can't really see a scenario which would make that beneficial to anyone but the drug manufacturer. Listen to the latest Effexor-XR ads. "How are you feeling? Ok? Not bad? When was the last time you did something you wanted to? Maybe signs of depression are holding you back. Talk to your doctor to see if Effexor-XR is right for you!" Sheesh. Go outside and get some sunshine, maybe that'd help too!

      Okay, I feel a good rant about society coming on here, so I'm just going to step down and put the soap box away.

      -moitz-

      --
      Screw 'em...who cares what anyone thinks.
    2. Re:not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about this: the fourth leading killer in the US is properly prescribed drugs, and that jumps up to #3 when you include improperly used ones...

      America is just plain frivolous when it comes to drug use.

  27. Re:Actually it would spell: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YUCK!!! I hope you brush your teeth with bleach after meals if that is the case!

  28. Re:Is that what they're calling Canadian pharmacie by cperciva · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quite the opposite, actually. "Canadian" is what many illegal and unlicensed pharmacies are calling themselves -- in many cases, so-called "Canadian pharmacies" consist of a website run off a server in .us, and a bunch of people in India shipping the drugs. The Canadian government isn't happy about the country being given a bad name, but since these organizations don't conduct any business in Canada, it's hard to take action against them.

  29. What I'd be interested in seeing by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is the actual overdose rate for people who self-medicate vs. those who get the same drugs from a doctor. You get a big bottle of pills either way, and nothing stops you from taking too many, regardless of whether you had a prescription. Also, how many of the addicts got that way under doctors' orders? It's easy to blame drug web sites for the problem, but take note that they are marketing to people who already are on Vicodin or whatever.

    Perhaps the government should be looking at why it is that we have so many painkiller-addicted people in the first place. We have a $ystem that encourages doctors to pump people full of pills, rather than take more time-intensive solutions such as actually developing a long-term plan to treat the underlying sources of pain and illness.

    Incidentally, if Rush Limbaugh knew what he was doing, he could have used these sites instead of having his housekeeper run his drugs.

    1. Re:What I'd be interested in seeing by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps the government should be looking at why it is that we have so many painkiller-addicted people in the first place. We have a $ystem that encourages doctors to pump people full of pills, rather than take more time-intensive solutions such as actually developing a long-term plan to treat the underlying sources of pain and illness.

      We also have a system that doesn't consider pain as being something worth taking seriously. Consequently, if you need powerful painkillers, the easiest way to get them is from one of these unlicensed pharmacies.

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    2. Re:What I'd be interested in seeing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMA reports that approx 100,000/year die from "appropriately prescribed and correctly administered" drugs. I suspect doctors are a lot worse than junkies. They proscribe a wider range of drugs to those with worse baseline health, but I think we gain NOTHING by regulating drugs by prescription. I'd rather trust myself (even if a junkie).

    3. Re:What I'd be interested in seeing by tdk2fe · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about all these reports and statistics on how many people die due to a certain drug is that they are frequently taken out of context. More often than not, death or serious injury happens when people begin to mix drugs that have adverse chemical interactions. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head has to do with controlled substances - MDA and MDMA. A lot of people go to clubs looking for Ecstacy, and when they find some and take the pill it doesn't hit them right away (which means its usually MDA which takes about twice as long to have an effect). They aren't getting the desired effect, so they buy another pill from somebody which happens to be MDMA. They take it, thinking the first pill was fake. Once the chemicals are absorbed into the system, fatal results usually occur.

      Then everybody thinks the kid died from an overdose when it was really just a bad combination. This probably happens frequently with online pharmies where people take two things that just don't sit right and causes serious side effects. The interaction isn't documented, just the fact that some drug caused a fatality.

    4. Re:What I'd be interested in seeing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly because a VAST majority of "chronic pain" sufferers in this country (and around the world) are suffering from little more than a psychosomatic condition induced by depression, socioeconomic despair, job dissatisfaction, and general lazyness.

      I've never met someone who works hard and takes care of themselves mentally who is also suffering from "chronic pain".

  30. Great! by Stile+65 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There goes my sex life. Where am I going to buy cheap Viagra now?!

    --
    I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
    1. Re:Great! by fatgraham · · Score: 1

      Subject: Just get the 3 day patch JXWYYZ7HZ ZN

    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first thing I thought about when I read the original post. Doesn't counterfeit viagra present a problem though? How do you know you are getting the real thing when you order from these $2 a pill places?

    3. Re:Great! by Grelli · · Score: 1

      Check your inbox!

    4. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn off your spam filter? ;)

  31. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "have used the Internet to sell millions of doses of narcotics and prescription drugs without medical supervision"

    You mean those things actually deliver you drugs without a prescription?!?! Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me they were legitimate? I could've stopped buying expensive, tainted street opiates and got real shit! I might have even saved enough money to pay my Internet bi%*DU)) NO CARRIER.

  32. What they should be doing by Count+of+Montecristo · · Score: 3, Informative
    is filtering out all the crap that comes from linkfarms.

    all that spam only clogs the engine, and most of it are really crappy pages.

    for a while, whenever i do a search, i haven't found relevant results on the first search page, sometimes the second will have something useful. specially when searching for hardware or manuals for devices.

    it's really REALLY annoying.

    --
    *shower*
    1. Re:What they should be doing by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      for a while, whenever i do a search, i haven't found relevant results on the first search page, sometimes the second will have something useful. specially when searching for hardware or manuals for devices.

      My technique is to either search by manufacturer name to find the website of the manufacturer, then search on that site by product name, or to search by product identification number.

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
  33. They do not contain the phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Which ones are the incorrect results? They all seem somewhat related to the phrase"

    I was not searching for something "related" to the phrase. I was searching for the phrase. That is the way to use search engines: does the page have it or not? According to Google's own discription of how it works, the bogus results should not show up.

    "And if I make a link using the words "to be or not to be" then Google takes that into account."

    Yes, it takes it into account in ranking results. However, by its own description of how it works, it is not supposed to add irrelevan results to the returns based on linking.

    "It's how a site like Micrsoft.com ended up as the #1 match for Hell for a time."

    Right now, the top 10 returns for "hell" are all accurate. Google only has the problem once you try to search on phrases.

    1. Re:They do not contain the phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, then don't use google? It's free, stop bitching unless you paid for one of their search appliances.

    2. Re:They do not contain the phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it takes it into account in ranking results. However, by its own description of how it works, it is not supposed to add irrelevan results to the returns based on linking.

      It's more than that. I've looked at pages via the cache, and when the words I was searching for weren't in the page, it said the words were in links that pointed to it.

      For example, in the cache for a result you're complaining about: Amazon.com: Books: Or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes

      It says: These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: to be or not to be

      Right now, the top 10 returns for "hell" are all accurate. Google only has the problem once you try to search on phrases.

      It has nothing to do with that. Google manually fixed it because it became a widely reported story.

    3. Re:They do not contain the phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was not searching for something "related" to the phrase. I was searching for the phrase. That is the way to use search engines: does the page have it or not?

      Actually, no. Google does not index pages based solely on content -- it uses the number of links to each site to build its index. Maybe you should read about how PageRank works before you spout off about how the search engine is "broken". Or you can complain and look like a complete ass. Your choice.

  34. To be or not to be by tepples · · Score: 1

    Given this query:

    It does not work. Check all of the first ten results: two of them do not contain the phrase

    As an AC pointed out, the results you speak of (this and this) probably show up because other pages link to the pages using the exact phrase "to be or not to be". Heck, "to be or not to be" is the second "erroneous" result's domain name.

  35. Re:Is there an ethics issue with letting Slashdot by inteller · · Score: 1, Funny

    who cares, we know who is who's bitch around here.

  36. It's a bug in Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Heck, "to be or not to be" is the second "erroneous" result's domain name. "

    No, it isn't. The domain name is something different.

    If I search on "now here", it is an error to give results that say "nowhere". Google has admitted that this is a bug, anyway.

    Here is Google's own description: "To enter a query into Google, just type in a few descriptive words and hit the 'enter' key (or click on the Google Search button) for a list of relevant web pages. Since Google only returns web pages that contain all the words in your query...." It does not mention relevance.

  37. That's a dumb way to do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder why they don't add a filter, then, that knocks out the irrelevant results like this that do not contain the phrase.

    Or maybe they can fix their own help pages that say that Google only returns pages containing the words you are looking for.

  38. slightly offtopic, but by ramk13 · · Score: 1

    What's to prevent a malicious person from generating a script to 'click through' on ads from random searches? It doesn't cost the malicious person anything, but it costs the advertisers dollars every few clicks. What would google do to separate the real users from the malicous person. Or even worse what would they do if the script became distributed?

    Someone might have already addressed this, and I'm sure Google has some plan (hopefully) but does anyone know what they might do?

    1. Re:slightly offtopic, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe Google has explicitly defined how it does it, but they do have an automated system for checking this. I imagine they record ip addresses, and don't let clicks to a certain ad be registered more than once or twice. They could also look for sudden spikes in a word's popularity and have some manually check if there's a reason for it. They do have real people do manual spot checks on ads.

    2. Re:slightly offtopic, but by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do have all sorts of measures in place to fight this - they watch IP addresses, access patterns etc. A friend of mine got his University department's IP range banned from Google by writing a script to click repeatedly on ad-words. It didn't take them long to spot it.

    3. Re:slightly offtopic, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About half my recent searches have ended in what look like other search engine results pages. Either Google is very broken or there's some clever link farming and/or search hijacking going on.

      Google is pretty close to useless at the moment, just leading me round in circles.

    4. Re:slightly offtopic, but by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Informative

      My wife spends $20 a day on google adwords and overture for her online store and I occasionally check the server logs.

      I can tell you that both will record multiple hits from the same IP address as multiple hits (at least up to a dozen). I have contacted them both on this issue and they assured me they have "means" of identifying someone abusing the system. Neither would not tell me what their "means" are. I can assume also that neither are too concerned that abuse is prevented because it does improve their bottom line, just as long as it does not become too prevalent that advertisers lose their trust.

    5. Re:slightly offtopic, but by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As you say, when one-person companies are paying 50 cents per click, the idea of somebody clicking away at their advert can get quite insulting.

      Not, of course, that anybody is above "spending" their competitors' money with the occasional click on a google ad-word for a competitive query.

      Note to google: you need to download the list of open proxies every day, and refuse adwords impressions from IP addresses on that list!

      Or just respond to a click with a portscan. If you don't mind being a little unpopular...

  39. Where to get no-bid contracts: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    The White House is a very convenient location from which to operate a bid-rigging racket.

    Graciously yours,
    Richard B. Cheney, President-Vice

  40. satirical_political_commentary != flamebait by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    ...I'm just saying.....

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  41. Legitimate companies vs spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just as annoyed with the stream of penis enlargement ads in my inbox, but there are several legitimate (non-spammer) online pharmacies. I've ordered from medsmex, inhousepharmacy and mastersmarketing several times and I've never gotten any spam from them (nor do they sell narcotics). There are reliable companies out there, and they do often have much better prices than drugstores in the US. If you have to take expensive medication, you can save money by shopping around, but do read customer reviews, and don't buy from spammers.

  42. It all needs to go to froogle anyway! by kcornia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I do a search for something (Simcity 4 strategies this weekend for instance), I don't want the first 4 pages to be links to stores where I can buy the Prima guide. If I want that, I'll go to froogle.

    And yeah, so what if most users don't know its there. If that's the case, make the first link that's returned say something to the effect of "Were you looking for something to BUY?" If so, click here. You get the idea.

    Or add froogle as a tab on the front page, with a bubble that tells users what it is.

    Anything to make searches for information return links to just that, not 2000 mom and pop websites that link to amazon.

    1. Re:It all needs to go to froogle anyway! by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with your problem. For the time being, you can get rid of shopping entries almost completely by adding "-buy" at the end of your query.

    2. Re:It all needs to go to froogle anyway! by tfreport · · Score: 1

      I think that what you proposed is probably the eventual intention of Google. Currently, however, froogle is still in beta. Hopefully soon they will decide that it meets their criteria and launch it for real. Then, hopefully, they will do what you suggest and make that the place for getting store information.

    3. Re:It all needs to go to froogle anyway! by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      And you'll end up with a lot of SimCity 4 strategies that don't suggest you buy anything in the game.

      --
      Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
  43. Affiliates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next, they should make it possible to report pointless affiliates, along the lines of "Looking for ? Ebay has hundreds for sale! (affil.)" where ebay, in fact has none whatsoever, but isn't at fault because some unidentifiable 3rd party put in the ad.

  44. It's Dr. Suess, not Dr. Seuss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Google already refuses certain advertising by cubes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some time ago, we tried to sign up for AdWords and were refused because we sell supplies for making fireworks. We don't sell fireworks, explosives, or chemicals; we sell items like paper, string, paste, and equipment used by professional fireworks manufacturers as well as (serious, legal) hobbyists. We don't even sell how-to books or instructions. The reason Google rejected our advertising was not because of the items we sell, but because we market them as fireworks building materials.

  46. tarnishing Google's image? by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way too many folk look at google thru rose colored glasses. Poor innocent google.

    Assuming google shines at all is going too far in my book.

    Disagree? Then explain why so many of the links I click on to buy things direct me to ebay, instead of the site I expect. If I cut/paste that link into a fresh window, it goes where it should. And this is just one issue...there is still the problem of sites buying a ranking from google instead of earning like they should. google is crafted, bought and falsified rankings run wild - give me an unbiased search engine/site any day.

    1. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 1

      My guess is you've inadvertantly installed some malware which is hooking into Google links and sending you somewhere else.

      I've only seen this behavior on Windows, and after clearing things up with one of those programs which removes malware, the problem went away.

    2. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 1

      This behavior is caused by the destination webserver serving different pages depending on the referer link specified, and has nothing to do with google.

      This is easiest to demonstrate with wget. Get the same url twice, once with "--referer=http://google.com", once without and compare the results.

      --
      Comments should be like skirts. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the subject
    3. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      I also like how google says words like "the" are not included in it's search.

      Compare results:
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF -8&q=does+math
      versus
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&safe=off&q=does+the+math

      The is a very common word, and was not included in your search, my ass. If that's true, why does a search for does math and a search for does the math (no quotation marks on either) come back with different results?

      This is just an example I ran across, no telling how many more there are.

      ~Will

      --
      sig?
    4. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by jareds · · Score: 1

      The issue you have encountered is that word order in a query affects the ordering of search results. For example, math does returns different results than does math, but does for math returns the same results as does the math, because both are of the form "does [ignored word] math".

    5. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by groomed · · Score: 1

      Google has always returned slightly different results for seemingly identical queries. There was a whole Slashdot article on the subject a while back. This is simply how their huge system works. There's nothing sinister about it.

    6. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by groomed · · Score: 1

      Before making claims like these you might want to verify that what you're saying is actually true. I've never had Google redirect me to some other site. I've never seen evidence of sites "buying a ranking" from Google. It's the most unbiased search engine out there bar none.

    7. Re: tarnishing Google's image? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      yeah, but shouldn't does math and does [ignored word] math come back with the same results?

      I.e. if the word is ignored, shouldn't does [ignored word] math = does math

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  47. No, it's Seuss by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Check Amazon.com. check google on both spellings. Look at your "Hop on Pop" for that matter.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  48. Exactly Right!! by Lysol · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this for fact since I am working on a system I put together for partners here and in India for selling prescriptions online. Our site is 100% legal, yet we don't have a huge budget, so Google and other search engines were our main hope. However, this looks to have now changed.

    For proof of fact that it is big money lobbying congress and the search engines, take a gander at this article (one of many on the subject). Drugstore.com and others are part of VIPPS, which is a 'licensed' group of online pharmacy companies. Getting VIPPS certification is not cheap and has particular requirements.

    While I believe in making sure pharmacies are legit and safe, I think this approach is not the best and only benefits the ones who are raking in cash hand over fist.

    1. Re:Exactly Right!! by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Read the summary of the article, if you're a licensed pharmacy this will help you by eliminating the unlicensed snake-oil salesmen (joke about medicine in India cut for space) from Google's (paid) results.

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
  49. Kucinich, Open Headwound Candidate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...I'm just saying.....
    Dennis Kucinich, the Open Source Presidential Candidate [kucinich.us]"


    He's more like the open head-wound candidate, based on his nonsensical ravings. If you like the government controlling the entire software industry, vote for him! He's the candidate that could warm even Stalin's cold dead heart.

  50. Good riddens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Last week my ex-girlfriend injested a heavy dose of Vicodin, and I was feindishly trying to search Google to see if she had taken enough to overdose, or what someone would take if they were trying to commit suicide. The majority of results were for no-name pharm retailers selling drugs named "Vicodin Overdose" aimed at people who wanted to kill themselves.

    I can see maybe a small handful of these companies being out there to cater in some twisted way (reality check) but to see the majority of these results using copy and pasted information from each other, selling this is absolute garbage.

    The companies that try to take advantage of the technology behind a search engine to push such drastic products should be taken off. It was more difficult than it should have been to find the dose that is sufficient to be life threatening, for preventative measures, than it was to punch in some CC#'s and order oblivion.

    Thankfully my ex was okay, no thanks to the majority of scum sucking businesses that populate some of Google's rankings.

    Anon for a reason.

    1. Re:Good riddens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't have been searching for "Vicodin Overdose" on Google.

      You should have been searching for "Vicodin" + "My girlfriend is a fucking moron".

      The results probably would have been much more relevant. Although, I am thankful your ex was okay. We'll all be more thankful when she procreates and brings more fucking morons into the world.

    2. Re:Good riddens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding me. Your gf might be ODing and you search on fucking google? Call 911, idiot.

    3. Re:Good riddens! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should have tried the query: "Poison Control"

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    4. Re:Good riddens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a complete jackass

    5. Re:Good riddens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The following is directly entirely towards the people who modded that post up:

      YOU FUCKING TARDS! Didn't that story seem just a LITTLE suspicious? If you'd bothered to spent 5 seconds verifying the claim, you'd realize it was bullshit. Here, since you're too crack-addled to search Google yourself, maybe a link will help!

  51. Maybe PharmCo's PAID google to do this? by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    If Americans cannot find the offshore pharmacies, they will have to pay the inflated prices of American pharmacies. So the Big Pharmaceutical Companies may have paid google to do this. Mo' money Mo' money Mo' money for Big Pharmco...and less for Americans....

    Google better watch its ass...we geeks MADE google what it is by being the early adopters who spread the word to the general population.....we can also make google's sucessor.

    Is there any decent search engine that does not use google as an input?

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  52. Kucinich published Diebold memo linkss on his site by Cryofan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what have Bush/Dean/Clark et al., done to help the citizen as opposes to CorpGovMedia?

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  53. great ad filter by unk1911 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i hate spam and advertisement. even google's seemingly unabtrusive adwords are annoying when i need to do research and need pages to come up fast.

    i have found the mozilla firebird adblocking css script to be immensely useful for those who want to try it out, the instructions as well as the script itself is located at http://texturizer.net/firebird/adblock.html

    this is by far the greatest adblocker that i have come across, it blocks a vast majority of the ads and works much better than the "block images from this server" feature which was very neat as well.

    -m

    1. Re:great ad filter by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      even google's seemingly unabtrusive adwords are annoying when i need to do research and need pages to come up fast.

      What are you running? A 386? How long do you think it takes your browser to render a DIV tag anyway?

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    2. Re:great ad filter by FroMan · · Score: 1

      I find the adwords to be useful. Sometimes I like to hop on google to find something to buy. Like around Christmas I know what I am looking for, so I can punch the item into google. Then I have content, reviews, etc and links to where I can buy the product. Bonus.

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  54. It's their own fault. by ro_coyote · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are some of the 100,000 advertisers now signed up for Adwords tarnishing Google's image at a delicate time?

    No. It's Google's own fault for tarnishing its own image. They have control of how they function and others have merely taken advantage of it. Google allowed it to continue until now, when they realized problems were in the making.

    But then again, tarnishing its image towards whom? Advertisers, users of Google, the government, or everyone?

  55. If people want it.. let 'em. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If people want to buy pills without a prescription, then by all means let them. What's the big deal?

    I've been lookin' at some of those sites lately because I would like some Ambien. I've had sleeping issues for years now and doctors are very reluctant to prescribe them to me because they're "too addictive", which is total BS. They might be, but I don't have addictive personality. The best sleep I've had in my life has been while on those pills. Considering it's my sleep being affected, I really don't see the problem with buying 'em online. It's not like I'm buying Oxycontin and getting doped up.

    Who's Google to step in and play the police?

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    1. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      If people want to buy pills without a prescription, then by all means let them. What's the big deal?

      The big deal is this.

      Some children don't want to go to school. They would rather drop out, etc. Why don't we just let them? Some parents would rather not send their kids to school, even if it is free. Why do we make them?

      It is because society wants to protect itself. You do not want to be paying the large medical bills of stupid people who abuse drugs, hurt themselves seriously, can't afford proper treatment, and then want a hand out from the government.

      Even in the absence of your tax dollars becomming hand outs, you don't want goodly sized segments of the population under-educated, and unable to work (for whatever reason). It will increase crime. It will create worse neighborhoods. It will create larger numbers of poor people.

      Just my idle speculation as to why some things such as prescriptions are controlled. I certianly would be able to have good control of myself if all prescription drugs suddenly became OTC, and I'm sure you would also, since you posted this. But some people can not. In fact, large numbers of people. Just look at the effects of alcohol and how much "self control" some people have.

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    2. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by lkaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've been lookin' at some of those sites lately because I would like some Ambien. I've had sleeping issues for years now and doctors are very reluctant to prescribe them to me because they're "too addictive", which is total BS.

      Ok, for once a doctor is not prescribing something. He cites the main reason as it being too addictive.

      They might be, but I don't have addictive personality. The best sleep I've had in my life has been while on those pills.

      So you have "sleeping issues" and think that these pills are going to solve it. Because you had them before and now you need them to be able to live your life normally. Um, that's an addiction pal :-)

      If you're not diagnosed with a sleeping disorder (and sleep problems are just a symptom of something else), then sleeping pills are not going to help you in the long term. If it's not stress/lifestyle/health, then go see a sleep specialist. Some sleep disorders are very very serious (read: life threatening).

      This is why self-medicating is bad. If being able to buy these things online prevents you from going to see a specialist and inevitably leads to you not getting diagnosed with a serious illness then that would be a Bad Thing(TM).

      Check out SleepNet for more info.

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    3. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by groomed · · Score: 1

      Who's Google to step in and play the police?

      The question is, who are you to step in and police Google? It's not like they owe you anything. And I'm sure you don't need Google to obtain some Ambien.

    4. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      The doctor gave me 5 ambien 10mg each, so it really isn't an addiction. It takes several weeks to become dependent on them.

      After each of those 5 nights of sleep, I woke up early and felt completely refreshed and ready to go. I never felt like that after waking up, ever.

      Yes, I have sleeping issues, but I workout regularly and have very little stress.

      I'm not asking for a lifelong supply of them. I'm a responsible person. Even if I wasn't, that's my own fault.

      I simply want them for nights where I absolutely cannot fall asleep and lay awake for 2 hours on end. I mean, that's what those pills are designed to do. Why even bother selling them then if the docs aren't gonna prescribe them?

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    5. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      Kids dropping out of school is a bit out of place considering it's perfectly legal for them to do so at 16. Under that, they're really too young to even think about making that decision.

      Beyond this, it's like getting into the "legalize drugs" debate. People really do need to start being responsible for their own actions. You can find just as many pros and you will with cons, but the most important "pro" lingering over everyone's head: I can do whatever I want to my own body, and that's true. Using the tax dollar argument of, "Well one day you'll be hooked and my tax dollars will be spent, etc etc.." Well, there's not much you can do about any of that because right now $80 billion of everyone's tax dollars are being spent on a pointless war.

      That's fine if law enforcement started cracking down on this, but Google should just stick with what they do instead of telling people what's right/wrong for them. That's not their place to do so.

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    6. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by lkaos · · Score: 1

      I woke up early and felt completely refreshed and ready to go. I never felt like that after waking up, ever.

      That's the danger of pills like this. It would be very easy to become addicted to something like this.

      I simply want them for nights where I absolutely cannot fall asleep and lay awake for 2 hours on end.

      There's been plenty of nights when I lay awake for 2 hours or so... usually it's because I'm stress about something or the like. Sometimes I'm just not tired or what's more common is that my sleep schedule is all screwed up.

      I mean, that's what those pills are designed to do. Why even bother selling them then if the docs aren't gonna prescribe them?

      No, it's not. Those pills are designed for people with chemical inbalances that prevent them from sleeping like a normal person. It takes a doctor to diagnose something like this.

      It's like saying: "I'm tired, I should take some speed today because heck, why even bother selling it if I can't take it when I'm tired."

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    7. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you to step in and police the people policing google?

    8. Re:If people want it.. let 'em. by LauraW · · Score: 1
      lkaos wrote:
      So you have "sleeping issues" and think that these pills are going to solve it. Because you had them before and now you need them to be able to live your life normally. Um, that's an addiction pal :-)

      Then this must be true too:
      So you have "pain" and think that these pills are going to solve it. Because you had them before and now you need them to be able to live your life normally. Um, that's an addiction pal :-)

      Sorry, but some people do have real sleep disorders (and real chronic, severe pain) and need this kind of drug. It sucks if you're in this position in the first place, but taking the drugs is better than being tired all day because you can't sleep, or being in pain all day due to a chronic condition. Ambien is rarely addictive (unlike the benzodiazepenes like Valium and Xanax), so it's a very good choice for cases like this. Its main downside is that it's still under patent and is quite expensive.

      I'm on Ambien right now myself. It's not because of a sleep disorder (I do have sleep apnea, but that's unrelated). It's because I'm on another medication that's sort of "speedy", and the Ambien counteracts that side-effect. It's a bit scary to be taking one drug to counteract the side-effects of another, but I need the first drug and need to be able to sleep too. If I'm really tired at bedtime I don't take the the Ambien, but if I'm not tired I know it's probably because of the other drug and the Ambien fixes it. No big deal, aside from convincing my insurance company to pay for the stuff. They wanted me to take Klonopin, which is addictive.

      So, next time you're hungry, don't think food is going to solve it. Work on that food addiction instead! :-)

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  56. It's not just a good idea, it's the law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Direct-to-consumer advertising of drugs, which is what these adwords are, is extremely tightly regulated in the US. It was only legalized recently, under strict controls, and is still illegal in many (most?) jurisdictions. Some people think that any DTC advertising is a bad idea.

    If you publish an ad for a drug, and the FDA didn't sign off on it first, you're breaking the law. Google is almost certainly required to do this -- I'm amazed that they got away with it for so long.

    1. Re:It's not just a good idea, it's the law. by Random832 · · Score: 1

      there's a difference between advertising a drug (product) vs advertising a pharmacy (place to get product).

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  57. Kucinich only proposes to make things worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kucinich only proposes to make things worse by taking rights away from individuals and corporations and giving it to the biggest least accountable corporation of all: the federal government. It is pretty telling that totalitarian fascists like Chomsky really like the guy.

    Fortunately, it is telling that the American public, including the party he belongs to, overwhelmingly rejects him since he does not act in the public interest.

    Remember, a dollar for Kucinich is a dollar for Bush-Cheney. It only weakens and detracts from the real Democratic Party candidates.

    So, go ahead and really for Kucinich, instead of some legit candidate like Governor Dean. Karl Rove will thank you.

  58. Can someone recomend? by ttroutma · · Score: 1

    A good pharmacy that sells nice drugs and is reliable?

    1. Re:Can someone recomend? by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      CVS and Rite Aid are very reliable.

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    2. Re:Can someone recomend? by ttroutma · · Score: 1

      no like the kind that sells good stuff

  59. As one of the blockees... by cspenn · · Score: 1

    As one of the blockees of the latest Google Dance and such, it's not hard to find conspiracies and shadows hiding around each dance. The truth is, Google is reorganizing, and that's that. We as marketers and web site designers need to ultimately get away from SEO (search engine optimization) and put more focus on [a] delivering quality content and [b] decreasing our reliance on a single source of traffic. Google is great for finding stuff, even if it isn't my stuff, and I can't fault them for doing what they like. Ultimately, the market will decide - if their results over time become less relevant, than another search engine - even MSN - will take the lead.

    Oh, and if anyone wants to consolidate some student loans, you won't find me under "Student Loan Consolidation" any more. We got the axe for that search phrase... :(

    Chris
    http://www.slconsolidation.com

  60. Fotune.com by Petronius · · Score: 1

    no less than 4 popups to read one article. I guess times must be difficult for *them*.

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  61. Conspiracies? by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    Never had that experience. Can you give an example?

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  62. Re:Is that what they're calling Canadian pharmacie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Canadian government isn't happy about the country being given a bad name

    I think we gave up on that when we called Bush a moron.

  63. Kucinich will make things worse for Gates, Buffet by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    and make things better for the working man and woman. Kucinich has a long history of Fighting the Powers That Be. He is a true outsider....

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  64. outstanding by panxerox · · Score: 1

    if google is taking the responsiblity to keep a huge number of Americans from veiwing bad ads dosent that now not mean that they are taking responsiblity for bad advertisers that they don't censor? Sounds like one stop liability lawsuits to me.

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  65. Or... by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    One that's propped up by infinite amounts of government intervention to protect bloated ad budgets.

    3

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  66. They objected to my site too... by sk3tch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I run a VW enthusiast website that primarily consists of people discussing the modifications of their Volkswagens. However, I do have a forum which "anything goes" and it happens to have pr0n posted once in a while. I ran Google AdSense for a few weeks and then they emailed me stating I had to censor the content or remove the ads. Needless to say, I removed the ads. I respect Google's intentions - most advertisers don't want to be affiliated with "risque" content...and they are just protecting their interests. They were very courteous throughout the issue and I would definitely use them again if I have a site that conforms to their guidelines.

  67. Steal the source code before it's too late by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    They don't really have much choice in obeying the law. Bullshit. When they go public and have twenty billion, they can ignore the law like the rest of the big corporations do. Or rather, they can use a time-tested strategy which calls for squads of lawyers to engage the regulatory menace from the most favorable venue.

    I fear that if Google heads down this path, they will become sucky. Make that more sucky -- Google bombing has become de rigeur for every wanna-be huckster out there. Google is great for ferreting out information (nobody google bombs their links for "p3b-f bios") but not so good when I'm looking for an online drug store or a porn site. And that's fine with me. In fact it's better than fine, it's wonderful. I can find what I need on Google, unless it's something some idiot thinks they can make money on, which unfortunately is a lot of stuff.

    Let's say Google has their IPO. Everybody here knows that suddenly facing the need to keep that stock price up will lead to stupid decisions in search of new "revenue streams." Which will lead to banner ads, pop-ups, spam, and all the crap we see all over the portal sites.

    The damn Fortune article predicts as much: "AOL, eBay, and Amazon--are also drawing battle plans. All are aiming for what they see as Google's weak spot: lack of customer lock-in." You've got to be kidding me. Google is the de facto go-to guy for Internet searches, google bombing notwithstanding. They achieve "lock-in" by... lemme think... HAVING THE BEST SEARCH ENGINE. But I guess simply having a superior product isn't enough. So let's get users to subscribe, then sell their email addresses, and provide them with valuable messages from our partners. Yeah that'll work.

    To the brains behind Google: Get rich off your IPO, pull the golden ripcord, sail the world for a year, then get back to technology. Money ruins everything, and it will surely ruin Google.

  68. How does this HELP them at IPO? by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that google will have to switch from web search engine to IM tech and Online games like MS and Yahoo did?

    Google has essentially said that they are willing to lie. In making the statement "have the ads most relevant to what they're looking for" they have demonstrated a willingness to act outside the interest of the customer. This is the aggregious error. If say there were a checkbox on the webpage for a non-filtered version and start yahoo-tiered pricing for access, it would be acceptable for all parties.

    Is it really so hard to figure out how to make everyone happy?

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    1. Re:How does this HELP them at IPO? by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When did Google claim they're going to have ads that are relevant to any search that you might do? What if no one selling the product you're looking for chose to advertise with Google? Would that make them liars too?

      Are the TV networks unethical if they refuse to take huge fines from the FCC to run ads for illegal products?

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    2. Re:How does this HELP them at IPO? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      Does what mean that they will switch from web search?

      This is about sponsored links/ads, not about the search results. What is your point?

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  69. Re:But have you ever used better search criteria? by JawFunk · · Score: 1
    I think your search problem would be remedied by using more descriptive search criteria. While 'Vicodin effects' may return sellers of the drugs, typing in 'Vicodin sleepiness blurred vision rash' (just an example) will probably not produce as many online pharmas.

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  70. Can we have some examples of this? by Catullus · · Score: 1

    Just one example of a site "buying a ranking", or the ebay thing you're talking about, would be enough.

    You are aware that AdWords results are different from the normal search results, right? They even come up in little coloured boxes saying "sponsored link".

    1. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by djupedal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Panther/Safari

      Search for: gsxr turnsignals

      Second link says "ZX6 ZX7 ZX9 ZX12 ZX12R CLEAR TURN SIGNAL ZX ... a YZF1000 R1 ZX9R ZX-9R Cat No: CLEAR TURN CBR929RR REAR - ZX7R DRIVING LIGHTS fz1 r1 SIGNAL ZX look of Turn Signal 98-99 TL1000R TURNSIGNALS FOR GSXR / Be the ... www.bomberate.com/ ZX6_ZX7_ZX9_ZX12_ZX12R_CLEAR_TURN_SIGNAL_ZX_8356.h tml - Similar pages

      ...hit the link and end up at ebay marketplace (link says www.bomberate), looking at items for sale by Fisher Wholesale, etc....click on a link and you find it says....cgi.ebay.com .....? About as far away from bomberate.com as you can get.

      Paste that link in a new window and you don't go to ebay...why?

    2. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by AngryWookiee · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be damned. He is right.

    3. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by djupedal · · Score: 1

      and if goggle _is_ behind the redirect, and they do it on a limited basis, even 1/2 of 1% of all user searches randomly, based on user or region, then maybe they hope no one catches on.... Sorry, but I don't trust them.

    4. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is not google's trickery.

      To see for yourself try this:
      -Fire up wget and grab the link above.
      -try this again while specifying "--referer=http://google.com".
      -compare the two files.

      The switch is being done by bomberate.com's webserver depending on the referer address given, google has nothing to do with it.

      it should also be pointed out that the "ebay" link does not in fact go to ebay, but rather a site on bomberate.com which lists e-bay auctions.

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    5. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by Senjutsu · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's right and he's wrong. Yes it gets redirected, but no, it's not google doing that. It's "bomberrate", whoever they are, redirecting to ebay based on the google referal.

      Just look at the "real" bomberrate page: it's essential a long circular string of links (a ton of which are labelled with variations on the word "Yu-Gi-Oh") all pointing to each other. Notice how they claim to sell an amazing variety of unrelated products, but you can never find any information on how to buy them? It's just page after page of long strings of text filled with abbreviations, specs, and other likely search terms, all pointing back at one another. Does this this strike you as the front page of a legitimate business, or a site designed to maximize the number of unrelated queries that turn it up? The entire site is a link farm designed to exploit Google's page-rank algorithm, get itself positioned very high on any search containing any of the insanely numerous, highly unrelated terms it contains, and then redirect them to a bunch of (quite possibly fraudulent) ebay sales in the hope that some sucker will bid on them.

      The only thing Google has to do with any of this is the fact that they've been trying to fine tune the algorithm enough to put asshats like these out of business for a long time now.

    6. Re:Can we have some examples of this? by djupedal · · Score: 1

      That makes me feel better, thanks :)

  71. So /. idiots cry when their jobs get outsourced... by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

    ... yet they have no problem buying drugs from abroad. Yeah, they're REAL patriotic.

  72. Nextag is pretty bad by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Search for anything remotely computer related and they have an ad for it. For example:
    Vax - Cheaper Prices
    Find prices, tax, shipping, store ratings & reviews for Vax.
    www.nextag.com

  73. Buy Oxycontin Ads by stand · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few weeks ago when Rush Limbaugh was in the news for his addiction to prescription painkillers, I remember reading a story on the Web (MSNBC maybe?) about his medication of choice, Oxycontin. It was talking about the dangers of unregulated use and so forth...pretty standard health reporting stuff.

    The funny thing is that at the bottom of the article was a couple of google search word ads (to be fair, I'm not sure it was actually Google, but same concept) offering the chance to buy the drug the article had just warned us about. Talk about your mixed messages!

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    1. Re:Buy Oxycontin Ads by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Rush was not using Oxycontin.

    2. Re:Buy Oxycontin Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure he was. Rush Limbaugh To Return To Airwaves

      Scroll down, he was using Oxycontin.

    3. Re:Buy Oxycontin Ads by stand · · Score: 1
      Rush was not using Oxycontin.

      It's beside the point of the grandparent post, but signs point to yes

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  74. Has anybody actually *bought* pills on the net? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind getting some alprazolam, but I always figured it would be so easy to track, and it being a felony and all, buying pills on the net seemed to be a remarkably dumb thing to do.

    Do people actually do it and get away with it?

  75. Ethics... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Has no place in the corporation.

    If our politicians actually had any backbone, they'd be trying to solve the problem here instead of importing a solution from a country that has already solved the problem. But that'd piss off some pretty big campaign contributors...

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  76. Re:Kucinich published Diebold memo linkss on his s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't know if you noticed, but Dean's grassroot/internet support is putting a nail in the coffin of the traditional big media/big donor campaigns that we're used to.


    Historically, Democrat money has come from a handful of very wealthy liberals. While Republicans are portrayed as beholden to big business, they only recieve 20-30% more big business money than the Democrats do -- however, the Republicans recieve more in small donations from individuals than do democrats.


    The average Howard Dean donation is about $77. That's not a lot of money, but it is a lot of donors, a lot of people that believe in him, his message, his vision, whatever.

  77. archive google by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 1

    i'd love to have a local copy of google before it becomes any more tainted due to policy decisions.

    unfortunately i can't imagine a easy way creating a local snapshot of google assuming i have enough hard drive space.

    any ideas?

    1. Re:archive google by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      build a spider and index the entire web yourself.

      of course, the probability that you have enough hard drive space is incredibly tiny, unless you bought up all the assets of one of the bigger failed dot-coms.

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    2. Re:archive google by groomed · · Score: 1

      Tainted? They're just screening their advertisers. Everybody does that.

  78. Pharmacists just licensed pill counters by swb · · Score: 1

    Of course, in general, pharmacists add value to the system -- they advise and help people avoid dangerous drug interactions and such.

    When have you EVER gotten any meaningful advice from a pharmacist on anything? Let's assume, that unlike almost every pharmacy I've ever been in, the pharmacist isn't backed up with 100 orders and on the phone constantly.

    When I've tried to talk to them, I get two generic answers: "Your doctor will have to answer those questions" and "The PDR doesn't describe any specific drug interactions or side effects".

    And not to blame pharmacists, since (A) they don't want to give medical advice, since they're not medical doctors, and (B) they only want to give out "solid", "factual" information.

    But, AFAIC, they're just licensed pill counters, they're not really much of a source of information or advice. They have a nicely enforced monopoly on their services, too, which guarantees them work and (education, licensing) helps keep the pool of potential workers small and the paychecks big.

    1. Re:Pharmacists just licensed pill counters by ZMerLynn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um, my pharmacist has frequently reminded me about things that may not be dangerous, per se, but are certainly helpful to know. The last batch of antibiotics I took, he reminded me to take it with food, that exposure to sun may cause sunburn quicker than normal while using the antibiotic, and that taking this antibiotic within 2 hours of a mineral supplement would lessen (significantly) the absorption of the antibiotic.

      I do mail order my common 'scripts, and those I know how to deal with pretty well, but I like pharmacies when I'm actually ill. And, when I'm ill, I'm usually visiting in the middle of the day, so they're not that busy..

    2. Re:Pharmacists just licensed pill counters by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      My aunt is a pharmacist, and what I really appreciate is that she occasionally knows a good folk cure or cheap way to do something rather than buy a labeled drug. My best example was occasionally getting swimmers ear as a child, doctor told us about ear drops that would prevent it. Turns out the best remedy is ear drops of equal parts isypropal alcohol and vinegar (white is better if you don't want to stain anything. Drop a few drops in and let it drain after swimming, and you will never has swimmers ear again, you do smell a little like vinegar for a short time. The sad part is that pharmacists are so rare (and expensive) today, that there is usually a pharmacist there, but most of your pill counters are techs who don't know nearly as much.

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    3. Re:Pharmacists just licensed pill counters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely wrong, pharmacist are not there to give you medical advice thats not there job, there job is dispensing drugs and answering questions on drug interactions. Sense mixing 2 different drugs can kill you, that makes then a little more then pill dispensers. If you want medical advice, go to a doctor.

  79. I don't so how adwords can tarnish google by ShishCoBob · · Score: 1

    As someone that uses it, it makes my like google much more since the ads are targetted toward the content on my site, but aren't people who are in direct compatition too.

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  80. Re:I'm glad google is taking a stand... by nolife · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that I completely agree with Googles decision but I would not exactly associate an addiction or chemical dependency to being "dumb". Ideally, you would always make the smartest decision for your own well being but that decision making process gets warped by the addiction. If this was not the case, 99.999% of people using tobacco would quit today.

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  81. Race-based profiling??? by twoslice · · Score: 1
    You cannot refuse to do buisness with people based on some criteria such as race etc.

    How can you tell that the person doing "buisness" with you is a particular race etc? Just because someone types in "Whassup" or "That's Whack" or orders watermelon online does not mean that they are black!

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  82. Report spam to Google, use this link by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Use this Spam Report Page to tell them what you think is spam.

    NoSuchGuy

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  83. Re:But have you ever used better search criteria? by cabingirl · · Score: 1
    Yes, I do know how to pick my search criteria. It did not make much difference to be more descriptive.

    To demonstrate, here's the result for the search you suggest. First 10 are all vendor sites.

    Google search for 'Vicodin sleepiness blurred vision rash'

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  84. dean=lip service rebel...Kucinich=real rebel by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    When Dean was elected gov of Vermont, he went to great pains to bend over backwards to appease the bankers, the moneymen, and the PowersThatBe.

    Kucinich, OTOH, went to great pains to circumvent, to contradict, to subvert, and to defy, the PowersThatBe.

    You choose.....

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  85. Piracitam by caluml · · Score: 1

    Why is piracitam illegal in the UK? Anyone know?

  86. Forget this.. by cheesyfru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is nothing compared to what Adwords did to all of their advertisers a couple months ago. It used to be where the default type of keyword matching was to take your exact words, and match them in any order across a user's search term. They changed this so that it expands each search term to "related" words, called "broad matching". These related words are usually anything but relevant. Even words which are spelled closely to your target word are included. Worse yet, they don't give a way to opt out of it, and they don't offer a replacement for the old style of matching.

    The net result is that you have more people competing on obscure keywords (read: higher cost per click), and these new-found competitors don't even *want* to be competing with you!

    And I thought their motto was "don't be evil". Hmm.

  87. Blame Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame Canada. No, blame the idiots who stifle free trade resulting in such loopholes as the non-Canadian Canadian pharmacy.

    Free trade IS fair trade.

  88. everyone should boycott google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as they do not allow adword advertisments for gun sites.

  89. Re:But have you ever used better search criteria? by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

    Add
    -buy
    to the search to get rid of many of the vendors.

    YAW.

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  90. Pharmacy Spam on Blogs, etc by mesocyclone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is slightly off topic, but I noticed a number of people complaining about the same experience I had... looking for information about a medication and finding pages of online pharmacies rated higher.

    However, I also run a blog (Useful Fools http://www.tinyvital.com/blog) and thus can tell you where those high page ranks come from: link spamming.

    I started getting comments in my blog that were a bit odd (some ancient article would get a comment like "nice article" and nothing else). I would check and the associated URL was an online pharmacy. Also, I would get comments that were nothing more than a list of online-pharmacy links.

    I delete all of these. I have modified my blog code to make the automated Movable Type automated spamming more difficult, just to find that the spammers using automated means come back to the site where it fails and manually enter the spam. I also modified my blog so the email notification of a comment to me also includes a hotlink to delete the comment. I am considering sequestering hotlinks until I manually approve them, but that's a bunch more Perl hacking and I hate Perl and don't have time :-)

    This approach causes the google page rank to be artificially inflated. By spreading the spam across a lot of blogs (and I assume BBS's and usenet), the links do not appear to Google's algorithms to be link farms (i.e. they create a widely distributed link farm that is hard to detect). I wouldn't be surprised if there are comments buried away in Slashdot that also contain these links.

    One of my favorite blogs, Samizdata, uses a simple Turing test (an image with a random code in it that you have to enter) to deter automated spam. But this won't stop it all.

    I fear that google will end up derating blog links as a result, which would be a big shame (I *like* the high page rank on my blog, and get lots of interesting comments and email as a result).

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    1. Re:Pharmacy Spam on Blogs, etc by elvissinatra · · Score: 1

      Check out Jay Allen's MT-Blacklist plugin and the Comment Spam Clearinghouse. The Master Blacklist is constantly updated and seems to be pretty effective...

  91. I think the point should go a bit further by azav · · Score: 1

    It's not that google is facing ethichal issues fo blocking unlicensed pharmacies, but how do pharmacies who are not licensed get their drug supply from legitimate pharmaceutical companies in the first place and why is there not regulation in place to block this?

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    1. Re:I think the point should go a bit further by radja · · Score: 1

      strictly, this is not about unlicenced pharmacies. it's about pharmacies unlicenced in the US. they may (or may not..I havent looked into this much and havent done business with any. there will probably be bad and good ones) be totally legitimate.

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  92. Commercial Filtering as well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just saw this from Search Engine Watch. Its kind of offtopic, but pretty interesting. FWIW, Google is entitled to have whatever ToS it likes for its AdWords. For example, they would not allow advertising of weapons, prostitution etc. Of course, if they are removing them from teh main index, thats censorship. But it looks like they might be able to do this using this Commercial Results Filter:

    Google Dance Syndrome Strikes Again

    By Danny Sullivan

    There's been a new outbreak of Google Dance Syndrome, causing some web sites last month to lose top positions for some search terms. However, unlike previous outbreaks, a "cure" exists that makes it easy to compare results from "old" to "new" Google. These comparisons have some marketers convinced that recent changes at Google are designed to boost ad sales, a charge Google flatly denies.

    For sites to lose rankings on Google -- or any search engine for that matter -- is nothing new. Search engines are constantly adding and removing pages, as well as altering the algorithms they use to rank pages. However, there's a great obsession with Google because of the large amounts of traffic it can deliver. Of the four most popular search engines -- Google, Yahoo, AOL and MSN Search -- Google's results are used at the first three.

    Every so often, Google makes massive changes to how it ranks pages. When these happen, they are usually accompanied by complaints from some search engine marketers or webmasters that Google's ranking system has gotten worse. However, judging this is difficult. Often times, those injured by changes indeed point out examples of searches where Google fails in terms of relevancy. However, examples of where Google's new system succeeds can also be found.

    My previous article on this subject, Coping With GDS, The Google Dance Syndrome, explores in more depth the difficulties of measuring how well Google is doing after such changes. But unique to this latest change is the fact that there's now a method for comparing "old" and "new" Google, something that's never been possible before.

    The Filter Test

    Specifically, Google Watch's Daniel Brandt discovered that including a made-up word as part of your search may cause Google to show radically different results. Since his original post at WebmasterWorld.com, hundreds if not thousands of site owners have tried this test. Based on their reports, the "filter test," as it has become known, seems to show how Google previously had ranked things.

    Here's an example of the filter test in action and why it works.

    1.
    Search for laptop rentals. You'll get thousands of matches, telling you that Google knows of plenty of web pages that contain both of those words on them.
    2.
    Search for laptop rentals dhdhdhdhdh. You'll get no matches, telling you that Google knows of no web pages that contain all three words. We already know from step 1 that there are plenty of pages that contain the words laptop and rentals. So, it's really dhdhdhdhdh that doesn't exist on any of these pages.
    3.
    Search for laptop rentals -dhdhdhdhdh. This should bring back exactly the same results as the search for laptop rentals. That's because we are asking for all pages that contain both laptop and rentals on them (which we know exist from step 1) but commanding Google to exclude any pages that also contain the word dhdhdhdhdh with the -dhdhdhdhdh part of our query. Since we know from step 2 that there are no pages with laptop and rentals on them that also contain the word dhdhdhdhdh, we should get the same results as step 1. Instead we get much different listings.

    Why does this happen? One popular theory is that Google is using a new "filter" to prescreen results for "money words," searches where it hopes to sell its AdWords paid listings. You can understand the popularity of this theory by looking at the before and after for that search on laptop rentals. Before, you get mostly businesses that appear to specialize in laptop rentals. After, these are all gone -- r

  93. Advertising Soma next to an Overdose Article. by immanis · · Score: 1

    Over at wrestleview.com, Google's Ad bot was serving ads for cheap Soma next to an article talking about the death of a wrestler, in which Soma was partly responsible.

    I wrote an article about this, after which I filed a complaint with Google, and got a quick response from Google.

    After seeing something like that, I'd be hard pressed to fight for the rights of sleezy pill pushers to advertise freely online.

  94. The working man says... no dennis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and make things better for the working man and woman. Kucinich has a long history of Fighting the Powers That Be."

    The working man and woman overwhelmingly reject his ideas. He has a long history of fighting for the powers that be: his proposals invest a lot more power with the government.

  95. kucinich = mr establishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Kucinich, OTOH, went to great pains to circumvent, to contradict, to subvert, and to defy, the PowersThatBe."

    By proposing vast expansive new government proposals? By opposing tax cuts because he thinks the money belongs to the rulers? By wanting higher taxes so the rulers are even more rich and more powerful? By wanting the government to extend its greedy and abusive hand into the people's matters such as health care? No, he is mister establishment, probably the one candidate most dedicated to making the powers that be more powerful and more "be-ing".

    No, a man who wants to make the powers much more rich and powerful is not a "Defier".

  96. Kucinich against workers' rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dennis is also against worker's rights. He is in strong favor of workers being forced to join unions that are against their interests ("closed shop") and opposes right-to-work. If he really was for the working man, he would stand up for each worker's choice to join or not join a union.

    Come to think of it, he is also racist, getting top ratings from special interest groups because of his consistent support for "affirmative action" programs which are designed to punish individuals who don't have the "correct" skin color.

  97. Govt == Corporate handmaiden by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    If we can get an man into the presidency who has a record of defying bankers and other ESTABLISHED POWERS, then at least we have a chance....

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  98. Corporations = Govt handmaiden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have it backwards. The government regulates and taxes the hell out of corporations. It is clear who has control.

    "If we can get an man into the presidency who has a record of defying bankers and other ESTABLISHED POWERS, then at least we have a chance"

    If we elect him and he has the government take over the banking industry, we at least have a chance at becoming the USSR.

    Kucinich wants the biggest, least accountable corporation to take over everything.

  99. easier said than done by js7a · · Score: 1
    The linkfarms have gotten incredibly good at appearing as legitimate sites to the pagerank algorithm. You might immediatly see that they are "really crappy," but try writing a computer program that can.

    I've seen blogspam that plagerizes whole posts from other authors on other blogs with similar topics! That's pretty sophisticated, and nearly impossible to defeat.

  100. citizens get to on govt, but not on CorpGovMedia by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Sort of forgot that aspect of it, did ya?

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  101. Government .... it rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "citizens get to own govt, but not on CorpGovMedia"

    No, the citizens do not. However, you are free to believe what the government wants you to believe, even if it is not true. The fact that the government rules us (not the other way around) is what you are forgetting.

    I can choose to ignore Microsoft. I'll have a hassle trying to get my Dell to run Linux, but it can be done. However, if I choose to ignore the government, I might get waco'ed.

  102. Tired of "Google is dying" posts! by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
    But how is this relevant to the story? And what makes you think Google is going down the drain?

    The paranoia is incredible at times. From Google Watch to "Google is dying!" posts on Slashdot... Why all the doom and gloom? Let's try to be a bit level headed here and stop the nonsensical posts about how Google is evil and doing everything wrong, oh no, wait, they are doing things right, but surely everything and anything is a sign that it's going to get worse!

    Sigh.

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  103. Online pharmacies - is it a bad thing really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I run a price comparison site for online pharmacies, I do run a private label online pharmacy (you set your own prices, you host your site, someone else does the customer service and the shipping), and it makes me wonder time to time.
    WHY?
    Obviously people buy drugs online, and the pharmacies pay a decent commission, so running a fairly complex site with content (like real price comparisons) gives a good ranking, generate clicks, and brings some $$ to the house.
    Is it RIGHT? (the right thing to do)
    That's what makes me think sometimes. You guys might think that people buy tons of prozac and tons of painkillers to get high on it (eg. abusing substances), however looking at my reports I can see, that most of the products sold are "viagra type", "quit smoking" and weight loss - and I have a feeling, that these people might get a decent doctor's prescription, because they are fat, and they smoke, and they have erection problems, and they are embarassed or just cannot afford US medication prices. No I am not a hero, and I get a commission, but I work hard for it (I do not over-SEO, spam, use doorway pages, trick people into buying something). I cannot deny, I can see painkillers, and I can see anti depressants sold online (though I do not target ads specifically for these), and I have mixed feelings about it:
    1. some % of these people buy online because it is cheaper for them (good)
    2. some % of these are buying these online because they do not get a real prescription (what do you do if you have pains/depression and you are denied prescription - you go online and get it)
    2. some % might be abusing these substances -well about that, i do not feel good, and have no control over it, I can say that these people at least do not use heroine or crack, and if they really want to get these, they can get them "offline".
    Excuse me, I might have been off-topic a bit, but let me explain: if google (and other engines filter sites pointing to/or online pharmacies, your mailbox will be full of "get it up in 3 minutes" and "get your happy prozac online" junk. But this is only one side effect, the others will be prices sky rocketing, so all those non-abuser-online shoppers will be forced to find these in other engines, like those only PPC (pay-per-click) engines targeted for online shoppers-> eg. google will loose searches, advertisement money and i think reputation, since filtering is censorship, and censorship is not right.
    I believe that substances should be controlled, but in a way that is not only a control over protecting whoever else's business, but serving the interest of the masses. Appearently online drugstores are needed, and as such services google should provide search results for them and whatever is associated with them.

    Some of you might think that I am just an other lowlife protecting my business, selling drugs online to whoever wants that, and you might be half right. I am doing it because it is extra $$, because I can do it on my own, because I think it is more good than bad. And beleive it or not, I started it because I needed a project to keep me busy and interested at my boring daytime job as a sysadmin. If they will filter our drug searches, I just walk away and work on something, I just beleive that it is not Right.

    PS: google only allows FDA approved medication in their adwords system, so they are already under pressure if you ask me. Feel free to mail me if it is not spam:)

  104. Our bad experience with Google AdSense by bonch · · Score: 1

    Slackers Guild (shameless plug) ran AdSense banner ads for a time. We told people to click on the products they were interested in. Suddenly, we generated revenue, and Google decided it was too much and cut us off.

    Read our articles about it here, here, and for amusement, here and here.

    Needless to say, after being owed over a grand and not being paid because Google arbitrarily decided we had violated rules, Google AdWords left a sour taste in our mouths. They accused us of using bots, then when that didn't pan out, accused us of violating some sort of rule by encouraging our readers to--gasp--click on the products they were interested in. Eventually, it dwindled out, and one of us even wrote an ad snatcher for the fun of it.

    The really shitty thing during the whole debacle was not only that they were withholding revenue, but how they repeatedly made us out to be the bad guys, claiming we cost them and their advertisers time and money because we gave them a lot of hits. Our site gave their advertisers tons of free exposure on our site. In fact, over a grand's worth.

  105. I can't afford to visit a doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all people who buy drugs on line without a perscription are doing it for "fun". I can't afford to visit a doctor for my condition because I can't afford the full treatment.

    I read about my symptoms, did my own research, and found the medications necessary to manage my condition. While the treatment I provide myself is incomplete, it does allow me to have some type of life.

    If I did visit the doctor and had it diagonsed, I couldn't pay for the treatment anyway. Then it would go on my medical history which would make getting private insurance impossible. My goal right now is to manage my condition so I survive long enough to get a job that pays enough so I can buy private insurance and then wait the 3 months so my condition isn't a "prior condition".

    I hope this gives another perspective to the usefulness of these types of business.

  106. good to see Google taking a stand by jonwil · · Score: 1

    But what we really need is for the FDA or the government or whoever to require anyone selling medications online using a web-server in .us or a werehouse on .us to have a licence.
    It may force some people completly overseas but hopefully some of these scum will disappear altogether (along with all the SPAM I get for their services)

  107. citizens can VOTE on govt, but not on CorpGovMedia by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    correction--citizens get to VOTE on govt, but not on the incestuous combination of corporation, govt and media.

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  108. What you should be doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    REPORT IT. I cannot stress this enough. They will read your complaint and remove the linkfarms from the index (or even better, also reduce the PageRank of sites that are in cahoots with them), and the results will be better.

    A while ago I reported one instance of this and the search results got better in just two or three weeks.

  109. What difference does that make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "correction--citizens get to VOTE on govt, but not on the incestuous combination of corporation, govt and media."

    What difference does that make? If you vote on the losing side, your vote means nothing. If you vote on the winning side, your vote means next to nothing.

    At least with corporations you can take your business elsewhere without worrying abou being shot (just ask Randy Weaver* what happens if you just say no to government), and with media you can tune out and tune in elsewhere (since there are thousands of different media voices, and you can become one yourself).

    (For the record, few media voices are locked into this unholy alliance. The worst are probably NPR and PBS, which are government-controlled and awash in corporate advertising money.)

    * No, I'm not some militia nut, and find that Weaver is a loathesome supremacist. However, that was no reason for government assassins to shoot because his wife was carrying a loaded baby... on her own doorstep).

  110. CoS DMCA'd Google by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

    The CoS sent a DMCA notice to Google for having links to CoS Copyrighted propoganda.

  111. Drunken Slut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  112. YOU FAIL IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drug deaths are often categorized as 'vehicle deaths', 'suicides', etc. Because that's how the person died. The drug causing them to behave irrationally isn't the cause of death - it was the Junkie crashing into a phone pole.

  113. The piracy-pr0n connection by Excen · · Score: 1

    I gotta don my Nomex Tuxedo first. . .

    Ok, if little Timmy is old enough to know how to bootleg movies, he should be old enough to know about the things german movie stars do to farm animals.

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