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Assorted Bits of Halloween

It wouldn't be Halloween without a linux jack-o-lantern like the one submitted by h0mee, who writes "Just an amusing little Halloween set of pics. If you're curious about making your own, Buddy Moore provides us with a mini howto. For some spooky, fleener notes that the University of Texas at Austin's Digital Morphology Library provides X-Ray CT views of living and extinct vertebrates, like this full skeleton of a fruit bat or just its gnashing skull. Other spine-chilling notables include: the veiled chameleon, scaleless dragonfish, black cat, and the fearful pineapple. Lastly, BrGaribaldi noticed that Ridley Scott has re-edited Alien and is releasing it on Halloween in some lucky theaters. Not very many movies are scarier than that." Updated!

Update: 10/31 19:30 GMT by C : Barry sent in this one for you Apple lovers: "I saw your Linux jack-o-lantern, but how about this? The guys over at iPodHacks.com have actually carved an iPod into a pumpkin, creating the world's only iPod-o-Lantern. That's 7000 songs in your...pumpkin. Thought you might want to update the Halloween posting, as this is an ideal fit."

Also, David Clubb submits this achievement for your consideration: "Since it's Halloween, we at the University of Rochester's Computer Interest Floor decided to build a web server out of a pumpkin. We dissembled a 100MHz PII and placed it into a 54 lbs. pumpkin. It runs Gentoo and can be accessed here. Please don't Slashdot it too badly!"

And it just wouldn't be Halloween without the following, from a nameless submittor: "To quote the site, 'Extreme Halloween Fright.' A fairly comprehensive guide to making your pumpkin a bit more hi-tech using power tools, and perhaps the definitive pumpkin trepanning site." Pumpkins and powertools. How can you go wrong?

226 comments

  1. How about by akedia · · Score: 5, Funny

    a Goatse jack-o-lantern for the First Post?

    1. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL MOD PARENT UP!!!!

    2. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kingdom for a thousand mod points.

    3. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ho-ly fuck. That is BRILLIANT.

    4. Re:How about by Argofickyusilf · · Score: 1

      Hahahahahahah! This is the type of shit that keeps me cumming, er..., I mean, coming here!

    5. Re:How about by schnits0r · · Score: 1

      goatse.cx is hosting that pic for today.

    6. Re:How about by mce · · Score: 0

      If ever a post deserved to be moderated +6 Funny, this most definitively is THE one! It is absolutely mindboggingly briliant and had me ROFLMAO totally incapable of doing anything else for over 5 minutes.

      Many, many, many thanks for a great end to a bad day!

    7. Re:How about by Gudlyf · · Score: 4, Funny
      "goatse.cx is hosting that pic for today."

      DEAR GOD MAN! You check the site for updates?! Methinks help is in order for you, young man.

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    8. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give this guy at least one +1,Interesting. After thinking twice I actually checked goatse.cx and he's telling the truth!

      I find it funny :-)

    9. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah... just seen what google links to if you search for 'goatse'

    10. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the Category that comes up when you search Google for goatse.

      Category: Society > Religion and Spirituality > ... > Scientology

  2. LOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week!

    1. Re:LOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck did this get modded up? Seriously, someone explain it to me. I can actually see pieces of reality FALLING AWAY. WHY?! WHY!?!?!?!

    2. Re:LOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they wanted to mod something up, but the fp was already at +5

      Slow Down Cowboy!

      Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

      It's been 5 seconds since you hit 'reply'!

  3. DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope those pesky neighbor kids don't DOS my Linux pumpkin :-)

    1. Re:DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the lamest joke I have ever even vaguely heard.

  4. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im so depressed.

  5. I was wondering by Pingular · · Score: 5, Interesting

    how come on 364 days a year we tell our kids not to talk to strangers and certainly not to take sweets from them, but on one day of the year we actively encourage it? Such is our modern society.

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    When anger rises, think of the consequences.
    Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
    1. Re:I was wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the THEORY is that they won't trick-or-treat strangers, but neighbors who the parents at least have met on occasion

      too bad, though, that not many people are neighborly anymore...

    2. Re:I was wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pingular is Sir Haxalot
      MOD PARENT DOWN

    3. Re:I was wondering by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      how come on 364 days a year we tell our kids not to talk to strangers and certainly not to take sweets from them, but on one day of the year we actively encourage it? Such is our modern society.

      Simple, it's Halloween, an evil, pagan holiday. Asking for handouts, taking candy from strangers, egging and TP'ing houses, dressing ridiculously or even cross-dressing, scaring people for no reason, and listening to Michael Jackson. All terrible things to do regularly, but they're all accepted and even encouraged on Halloween.

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    4. Re:I was wondering by cdrudge · · Score: 0

      Why do we scream about SCO stealing our software when many of us actively download MP3?
      Why do we yell that fast food is bad for us yet we still eat there?
      Why does America "liberate" Iraq because they had a WMD program when we have nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons being developed right now?

      It's called hypocrisy, the American way of life!

    5. Re:I was wondering by Otter · · Score: 1
      Well, 364 days a year we tell our kids not to talk to strangers and certainly not to take sweets from them and one day a year adults repeat urban legends about tampered candy and bring chocolate to the hospital to be X-rayed -- apparently unaware that they're buying into a somewhat updated version of Hansel and Gretel. So it's not so inconsistent.

      BTW, I agree that the goatse.cx-o-lantern is the funniest thing in ages -- certainly the funniest since the Steve Ballmer and Ellen Feiss-o-lanterns from last year.

    6. Re:I was wondering by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      American? I'd say human...

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    7. Re:I was wondering by bhsurfer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I must disagree. There is no holiday, however evil or pagan, that makes listening to Michael Jackson ok.

      In fact, I can't think of ANY event, however profound, that could justify something like that.

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      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
      Groucho Marx
    8. Re:I was wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why does America "liberate" Iraq " Stop using that to criticize the war. Recent polling shows that 60% of Iraqis think that all of their hardships have been worth freeing them from Saddam.

    9. Re:I was wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Micheal jackson had some great stuff back in the day.

      Then he went solo, and threw it all down the shitter.

      I'd have to argue about thriller though, it was the last thing I think I could listen to, just cause it was funky and pop, all at the same time.

    10. Re:I was wondering by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

      You forrgooot ddddddrrinkingking.

    11. Re:I was wondering by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      As an alternative to be slowly boiled alive in acidic pirannha? Wait a minute, tough decision there...

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      "73% of quotes on the Internet are made up" -Ben Franklin
  6. Happy Samhain by Dracolytch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To all the other techie pagans out there.

    Did you know that computer geek is the 2nd most popular job for neo-pagans?

    ~D http://www.modernwiccan.com

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    1. Re:Happy Samhain by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      What's number 1?

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    2. Re:Happy Samhain by jebell · · Score: 1

      What's the first? Sandwich artist?

      Take it easy, have a sense of humor.

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    3. Re:Happy Samhain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starbucks barista.

      "Skim latte up!"

    4. Re:Happy Samhain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you prove that in any way? I thought it would be on your website, but I'm not going to dig through it to find it.

    5. Re:Happy Samhain by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      #1 job is... Student! (Hey, I fit both of those!)

      This was in a paper "Voices from the Pagan Census: A National Survey of Witches and Neo-Pagans in the United States".

      My reference can be validated via the Washington Post Here

      ~D

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    6. Re:Happy Samhain by Dracolytch · · Score: 2, Informative

      #1 job is... Student! (Hey, I fit both of those!)

      This was in a paper "Voices from the Pagan Census: A National Survey of Witches and Neo-Pagans in the United States".

      My reference can be validated via the Washington Post Here

      ~D

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    7. Re:Happy Samhain by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Most likely, (and I say this with more than a bit of experience, being Pagan, and working in techinical support) that it is probably

      Renaissance Faire Employee.

      We tend to run about 45% to 75% Pagan. At most Renaissance Fairs I attend anyways.

      YMMV

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      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
    8. Re:Happy Samhain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tend to run about 45% to 75% Pagan And 85%-90% virgin.

    9. Re:Happy Samhain by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To call yourself a "neo-pagan" requires much too self-aware an assertation for your religion. It sounds like not something you believe in so much as something you settled on accepting in order to have a label.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    10. Re:Happy Samhain by BigJimSlade · · Score: 1
      Did you know that computer geek is the 2nd most popular job for neo-pagans?

      And the #1 job for neo-pagans on the Slashdot Top 10?

      ...


      A waiter/waitress at Medieval Times! (Remember, they don't have forks in Medieval Times... more Pepsi?)
    11. Re:Happy Samhain by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      "And 85%-90% virgin."

      Have you ever BEEN to a Renaissance Faire???

      You're missing something.

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      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
    12. Re:Happy Samhain by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      To call yourself a "neo-pagan" requires much too self-aware an assertation for your religion.

      How more so than any other label?

      It sounds like not something you believe in so much as something you settled on accepting in order to have a label.

      Neo-paganism is much more a matter of experience than of belief.

      But for many of us, yes, there is a "ah, so that's what you call this" quality to it. We need a label for this thing, and "neo-pagan" does as well as any other.

      (I was part of an informal and eclectic Circle for several months when someone asked me what drew me to paganism. It was the first time I'd heard the word in that context. "Ah, so that's what this is.")

      Anyway, happy new Year to fellow Pagani out there.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    13. Re:Happy Samhain by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      What faires are you at? The California ones? I'm at Tuxedo and we don't have anything near that many pagans. Among the boothies it's prevalent (and maybe the gamers too), I guess, but probably not even 45%, and there's hardly any pagans to be found among the performers, beverages, concessions, grounds, etc...

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    14. Re:Happy Samhain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To call yourself a insightful requires too much bullshit. It sounds like you're desperate to get biters and will go to any lengths to do so, no matter how tenuous or tepid the topic.

      BTW, we're on to you. Your "excellent karma" will be a thing of the past... Why don't you quit while you're behind?

    15. Re:Happy Samhain by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      My home faire is the Ohio Renaissance Festival, and yeah, I was speaking mostly boothies. There are more than a few performers I know that are Pagan.

      The Carolina faire (being held in North Carolina, where witchcraft is specifically illegal *lol*) has a pretty high ratio as well.

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      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
    16. Re:Happy Samhain by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Really? What's the first, then? Also, where did you here that? From a reputable source?

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      "73% of quotes on the Internet are made up" -Ben Franklin
    17. Re:Happy Samhain by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was a paper done by a few sociologists. It was also mentioned in the washington post. #1 job is student. (Check other responses for link)

      ~D

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  7. Here's an easy way ... by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 3, Funny

    to get an entire gallery of horror!

    --

    "And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak, Sherman." "Hello." "Good boy."

    1. Re:Here's an easy way ... by doublem · · Score: 1

      My eyes!!!

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

      The sweaty dancing monkey man is out to steal my Linux box!!!!

      NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    2. Re:Here's an easy way ... by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      6 out of the 20 first pictures either has him with his tongue out or sweeting more than any man should when they are on the stage as the front man for a large corporation....that is just plan scary :)

    3. Re:Here's an easy way ... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      Thank you, now I have to go and get the brain soap again. You do know how much cleaning up that sort of thign hurts, don't you?

    4. Re:Here's an easy way ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Here's an easy way ... by daeley · · Score: 1

      6 out of the 20 first pictures either has him with his tongue out or sweeting more than any man should when they are on the stage as the front man for a large corporation....that is just plan scary :)

      That's how he cools himself. If he doesn't stick his tounge out, he starts sweating uncontrollably. ;)

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    6. Re:Here's an easy way ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought brainwashing was Steve's job.

      :P

  8. Uh oh.... by preclose · · Score: 1

    Sorry to say it, but I have the patent on turning a pumpkin into tux. Ok, enough of my daily ranting about patents. That is a mighty fine jack-o-lantern though....

    1. Re:Uh oh.... by Mr.+Dop · · Score: 0

      I represent SCO and you owe $$$ for infringement....

      Ahhhhhh, What a nightmare!

    2. Re:Uh oh.... by Maneki+Neko · · Score: 1

      Thanks - I made it for my company's pumpkin carving contest. I think being slashdotted means I win by default. The mini-PC, as has been observed, has nothing to do with the pumpkin... that would be a pretty cool, although very short-lived, casemod.

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      . . .
      Proverbs for Paranoids #4: *You* hide, They seek.

    3. Re:Uh oh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually i have the first pumpkin running linux on record. http://erickson.stfrancisville.com/pumpkin it was on slashdot and you are all in violation of my copyright as i never released my pumpkin under the gpl. oh and i am just a college student and dont have any money to enforce this so just go ahead and rip me off.

  9. slashdotted, but I pulled an image off by pbranes · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is one of the images - it shows the pumpkin with the linux penguin carved into it. Pumpkin

  10. That's the BEST first post ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a halloween, and first post, AND goatsecx. WOW. My hat goes off to you good sir.

  11. If you think that's scary by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

    If you think that pumpkin is scary, you should see this one.

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    1. Re:If you think that's scary by Ads+are+broken · · Score: 0

      Cool, you can even see her panties.

  12. Another Linux pumpkin by bamberg29 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also check out the University of Rochester Computer Interest Floor's Linux pumpkin here.

    David

    1. Re:Another Linux pumpkin by tgd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just like that you can juuuuust see her panties, admit it.

  13. the funniest i've seen so far... by BoySetsFire · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is the goatse.cx one. amazing.

    http://goatse.cx/

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    "One man's "magic" is another man's engineering."-- Robert A. Heinlein
    1. Re:the funniest i've seen so far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you check the goatse.cx website every day then? that *is* scary

  14. Don't miss the iPod carved into a pumpkin!! by blakespot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Check out the iPod carved into a pumpkin at iPodHacks.com. Several different resolutions of this wallpaper image are available to download.

    Good stuff, if I do say so myself. (I did the carving...)


    blakespot

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    1. Re:Don't miss the iPod carved into a pumpkin!! by Pingular · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think carving an Apple into a pumpkin is hard? Try carving a pumpkin into an Apple.

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      When anger rises, think of the consequences.
      Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
  15. Beware goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/m

  16. Halloween IS by BigDocJayster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scary.

    For example... this is my first post EVER on Slashdot after being an observer for quite a few years now.

    And going out on halloween is scary too... for example, I've never done the costume thing but my girlfriend has just called and has concocted some crazy plan which now boils down to me ACTUALLY THINKING about obtaining a chain saw.

    Now friends, THAT is scary.

    I s'pose this "first message" will gain no kudos from those who score these sorts of things, but beware... it is halloween.

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    -Where there is blue screen, there is OWNAGE
    1. Re:Halloween IS by BigDocJayster · · Score: 1

      This merits a 2 for funny, but the other comment below gets a 3.

      Now THAT is scary.

      I suppose I have just diluted the value of obtaining a "2" although this is not scary.

      Only sad.

      Game over.

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      -Where there is blue screen, there is OWNAGE
  17. Scary movies.. by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Funny

    /* Not very many movies are scarier than that. */

    Freddy Got Fingered.
    Battlefield Earth.

    I'm so scared of movies now that I just refuse to go. :(

    --
    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    1. Re:Scary movies.. by Ossadagowah · · Score: 1
      /* Not very many movies are scarier than that. */

      I, for one, think that the
      • Joy Luck Club
      is the most horrifying movie about zombies made to date.
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      anata sekai o kakumei surush ga nai deshou? Anata no susumu michi wa yoi shite arimasu.
    2. Re:Scary movies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      daddy would you like some sausage?

  18. Fweaky! by daeley · · Score: 3, Informative

    One more cool Halloweeen link is Homestar Runner's pumpkin stencils:

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/stencils.html

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    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    1. Re:Fweaky! by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, that one would be one more cool Halloween URL.

      One more cool Halloween link would be this: Homestar Runner's pumpkin stencils

  19. Yes... by Mr.+Dop · · Score: 0

    Phear my pinapple!

    *click*...BOOM!

    1337

  20. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Informative
    Pft, that ain't shit. Look up the origins of easter sometime.

    Truth be told, the Christian holidays are all just swiped from preexisting pagan observances -- it's actually a fairly creative (and purposeful) way to stamp them out.

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  21. THE Best Costume! by MontyP · · Score: 0

    I bet this guy picked up a lot of chicks Halloween party picture

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  22. Here is my Tux Pumpkin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Picture of my Tux I carved last night

    1. Re:Here is my Tux Pumpkin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is one evil penguin. I like!

  23. Ain't nothin' scarier... by deadhammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...than having your webserver mysteriously detonate due to a good old-fashioned Slashdotting.

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    I'll be honest, we're throwing science against the wall to see what sticks. -Cave Johnson
  24. Worlds smallest Chameleon by flxkid · · Score: 1

    On the chameleon link the smallest chameleon pic won't come up. In case anyone wants to see it, here is another link:Tiny Chameleon (bibliofile.mc.duke.edu)

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  25. goddammit by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It wouldn't be halloween without a linux jack-o-lantern

    You bastards! No false advertising here. Just pictures of a pumpkin with a penguin cut into it, and some seperate pictures of one of those micro-pcs. Dammit, I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how he got the thing into the pumpkin and why there weren't any pictures of it...

    1. Re:goddammit by TenaciousPimple · · Score: 1
      I guess you were looking for something more like this.

      It's running Win95, though. Scary!

    2. Re:goddammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently, during your musings, did not notice that "he" is a "she".

  26. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Care to explain how a 2000 year old religion such as christianity could have 'just swiped' observances belonging to a pseudo religion like paganism with roots in the 19th century?

    Thought not.

  27. Homestar Runner by LoudMusic · · Score: 4, Informative

    Homestar Runner has stencils for anyone who is a fan without creativity in their body.

    My girlfriend thinks they're cute ... yeah ...

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  28. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easter was not swiped from a pagan holiday (the easter buny & easter eggs were, though). If anything, it was swiped from the Jewish holiday, Passover (the Last Supper was a sadir).

  29. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by mark-t · · Score: 1, Informative
    Uhmmm... actually Easter has its origins surrounding a Jewish holiday/celebration called the Passover. Last time I checked, Judaism wasn't considered "pagan".

    But afaik, you're right as it pertains to every other so-called "christian" holiday. Like most rules, I guess there just had to be at least one exception.

  30. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by fliplap · · Score: 1

    Paganism is just a loose word for a large variety of polytheistic, shamanistic, and mystical non-monotheistic religions.

  31. Alien by Bendebecker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aliens isn't so scary once you know what is going to happen and have already seen the alien. I saw Aliens 3, then Aliens, and then Alien and I wasn't frightened at all. Now take the shining, that is a scary movie no matter how many times you have seen it. I think a farker had the best observation: there are two kinds of horror movies: slashers(Halloween, Friday the 13th) and bizzare occurances(the ring, the shining, night of the living dead.) If you find one type scary, you probably won't be scared by the other.

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    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  32. need assistance with my costume by G27+Radio · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I needed to come up with a costume idea on short notice this year. I have a friend that's an RN, so she hooked me up with some scrubs and a stethescope.

    What I'm still trying to locate is a scan of a Cedars-Sinai ID badge. If I can't find one, I'll just fake it.

    The other thing I could use some help on is thinking of a clever name for a gynecologist. Someone here has got to have some ideas.

    1. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seymore Butts?

    2. Re:need assistance with my costume by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought of that one, and Ben Dover, but both of them sound more like proctologists than gynecologists.

    3. Re:need assistance with my costume by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      Dr. Mike Hunt, OBGYN

    4. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Snatch Hunter, OBGYN

    5. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Harry Bush, OBGYN

    6. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Beaverman?

    7. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      got one for you...

      dress up like a Priest and tape 2 pairs of boys underwear to your arm....

      you're a catholic priest on the patch.

    8. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attach some name to the beginning of "Fagina" (ala Austin Powers) and you're set! eg, Alotta Fagina (but more manly)

    9. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Dr. Tuna?

    10. Re:need assistance with my costume by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Go to the pirate costume section of your local costume shop and throw together a rather unique outfit:

      Captain Hook, OB/GYN

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      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    11. Re:need assistance with my costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other thing I could use some help on is thinking of a clever name for a gynecologist. Someone here has got to have some ideas.

      MANKO-MAN

    12. Re:need assistance with my costume by pyros · · Score: 1

      Seymore Bush

    13. Re:need assistance with my costume by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Add a skull mask and turntables and go as Dr. Octagon, the octagonecologyst.

      Or
      Beleive the hype and stay home listening to this product of obviously deranged minds. You'll thank yourself for it.

      Kurt Cobain was here but Doc Oc has novacain...

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    14. Re:need assistance with my costume by Surak_Prime · · Score: 1

      Not sure what his first name is, but the gynecologist in one of my hometowns (we moved a LOT) was named Dr. Finger. Honest!

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    15. Re:need assistance with my costume by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      My wife's boss is doing the same thing. scrubs, a stethoscope, and a home depot tool belt with speculums hanging from it. His name: "Dr. O. B. Quiet"

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  33. WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're, like, really profound.

  34. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? Pagans have been around for 1000s of years, and predate all of the modern religions. Where do you think Christmas came from before the whole Christianity thing? Pagan holiday celebrating the shortest day of the year, and the return of the days getting longer.

  35. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is truly an instant and tangible blessing once you give your heart over to the Lord. Life becomes clear and much more fulfilling knowing that eternal salvation is yours.

  36. Crack O Lantern by cbowland · · Score: 1

    From our local radio station comes Crack O Lantern.Also see this to vote for your fav.

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    Teach him to eat and he will fish forever.

    1. Re:Crack O Lantern by Mryll · · Score: 1

      nice... :)

  37. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everything that we associate with Easter, like the bunnies and such, come from pagan spring fertility rituals. Even the word easter comes from a Germanic pagan word, Oester, that is the name of such a fertitlity rite.

    And, truth be told, Easter celebrations in most Christian denominations usually have no resemblance to the Jewish feast of Passover.

  38. FrankenBill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really want to scare the kids, print and wear this!

  39. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by edgore · · Score: 1

    There are also a ton of other pagan spring equinox festivals that have been blended into Easter. The biggest one is probably Attis, a pre-christian god who, oddly, was born of a virgin, died, and came back three days later. One-upping Christ though, he came back to life annually thereafter, rather than making his followers go through all of this tedious waiting for the apocolypse.

  40. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your login name "CrazyTalk" well defines this post of yours. Read what you've written...

    > Where do you think Christmas came from before the whole Christianity thing?

    It obviously didn't. "Christ"mas could not have predated "Christ". That's like saying memorials and observances of Sept 11 came in the years before the planes hit. It's crazy talk.

    Although with the revisionism you're wound up in believing, I wouldn't be surprised if more beliefs like became commonplace in future years.

  41. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
    Care to explain how a 2000 year old religion such as christianity could have 'just swiped' observances belonging to a pseudo religion like paganism with roots in the 19th century?

    Actualy, they swiped the Samhain holiday from the Celts who were around since 800 B.C. From the entry at howstuffworks.com:

    Originally, Christians observed All Saints' Day on May 13. But in the eighth century, Pope Gregory III moved it to November 1. Officially, the Church chose this new date to mark the papal dedication of a church honoring the saints. But many historians believe the Church really moved the observance to correspond with Samhain and other pagan fall festivals.

    That's how.

  42. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens is Christian holidays are made to look like pegan ones. Like Christmas, Easter, All Saints Day. (the first is a solar event, the second is a spring fertility thing (eggs and rabbits) and the third is a new year)

    They are based on Christian beliefs, but got shuffled to the dates to make it easier to convert the pegans.

  43. Who's Pumpkin by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 0

    In a related story SCO claims ownership of Pumpkin Patches

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  44. We don't celebrate that crap... by HillBilly · · Score: 1

    .. You insensitive clod

    I'm in Australia

    Well some kids came around last night wanting candy, so we gave them a handful of what ever we had laying around.

    Most stupidist thing ever, some people seem intent on us celebrating it, even Aussie TV shows doing halloween specials.... whats next thanksgiving?

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    1. Re:We don't celebrate that crap... by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      It's not just a stupid American holiday...

      If you want some background on the Celtic (and eventually Christian) origins of All Hallows Eve and All Souls' Day there's a really good (and long) explanation here, although I dunno how much longer after Halloween it'll stay up.

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    2. Re:We don't celebrate that crap... by HillBilly · · Score: 1

      I am talking about wearing crappy superman, fairy outfits or putting a bed sheet over your head and expecting to get candy for it.

      I wonder if more people knew of its background all the god fearing christians would still celebrate it.

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    3. Re:We don't celebrate that crap... by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      There are some who think that it's an evil pagan holiday, most of us laugh at them. Besides, adult costumes are much more fun, that is, when they arrive on time. /me glares at the postal service, wondering if hir tail is going to arrive in time

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    4. Re:We don't celebrate that crap... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      whats next thanksgiving?

      You don't have thanksgiving in australia?
      Here in canada we do have it...it was a few weeks ago (the weird US version is a few weeks in the future)...

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    5. Re:We don't celebrate that crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Australian harvest festival is Easter.

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  45. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christmas = Yuletide, idiot.

  46. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by AuMatar · · Score: 1

    Umm, as a Jew- Easter has NOTHING to do with passover. And Easter does have many pagan symbologies- the easter bunny is a pagan fertility symbol. SO are easter eggs.

    So next time you send your kids out on an egg hunt, you can realize that you're sending a 7 year old girl out to find fertility symbols, only to come back and have her picture taken sitting on the lap of another giant fertility symbol. Pervert.

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  47. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Argofickyusilf · · Score: 1
    For those of you are interested in things like this (orgins of Holidays) here's a book that explains a lot of them:
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0316 545562/qid=1067629142/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-839615 4-8956157?v=glance&s=books
    A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind, And the Renaissance - by William Manchester (Author)

    WARNING: NOT FOR BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS. YOU WILL BE OFFENDED!

  48. Looking at it the wrong way by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    Christianity was developed over many centuries, and spread through very diverse populations. The cultures that joined the Christian ranks greatly influenced the religion and added to its lore in their own unique ways. It wasn't that the Christians "stole" any given pagan holiday, it's that certain pagan groups converted to Christianity, and their most important celebrations were altered to fall in-line with their new faith.

    Just look at the Irish.

    1. Re:Looking at it the wrong way by LadyLucky · · Score: 1

      Poppycock. Christmas is only at the time of year that it is so as it would clash with the Saturnalia, a Roman festival. The idea was that you couldn't go to both, there by worshipping false gods.

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  49. pumpkin PC case by donutz · · Score: 1

    The ultimate in Halloween case mods

  50. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    Exactly where do you think the name "Easter" comes from?

    Perhaps the pagan goddess "Eostre", goddess of fertility? BTW, easter eggs, bunnies, hot cross buns, and lilies all have ties to this or similar goddesses of fertility.

    To be fair, it may also come from the german "ostern" meaning sunrise. There's a fairly decent page about it here. Surf around if you want more info on ties between Easter and pagan rituals.

    The fact remains that Easter is celebrated at about the same time as other celebrations in a multitude of other religions -- Passover in Judaism and spring equinox in pagan religions (which, frankly, may also have influenced Passover). Certainly various customs, current rulers, and "heathen" religions influenced both the Old and New Testaments in a direct manner. Anyone who thinks "paganism" is recent is merely showing their lack of knowledge in ancient religions -- Judaism (from which both Christianity and Islam are derived) was a small and relatively new sect 3-4000 years ago and struggled for its existence against a backdrop of much older and more popular religions. A lot of the prohibitions in Judeo-Christianity can be tied directly to festivals and rites from the time; while later on as they became more prevalent they began to co-opt the local festivals and rituals into their belief system.

  51. Pumpkin Carving Tool by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

    If you haven't carved a pumpkin yet, here's a tip: A RotoZip spiral saw works perfectly on pumpkin rind. Probably a lot safer than throwing your weight into a dull old serrated knife, especially when the pumpkin's really tough. Since the saw pushes the chips down, it doesn't make as much of a mess as you'd think. You have to be careful not to overshoot where you're trying to cut.

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  52. I call faker! by twoslice · · Score: 0, Troll
    For example... this is my first post EVER on Slashdot after being an observer for quite a few years now.

    with a slashdot ID of 720661 I seriously doubt it. and while I am at it... If you were smart you would have registered as a new user 5 more times to get a really cool ID number.

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    1. Re:I call faker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't get it.

      But maybe your mom does by a large group of..

      oh nevermind.

      I can see that whatever Karma Bonus I was hoping for has now dematerialized.

  53. How many BogoMips? by malacai · · Score: 1

    So, who's lantern has the most BogoMips and how did they cool it down after the overclocking?

    Oh...they meant linux *carved* in the thing and not running. I thought it was one more platform to run on...

  54. Got you beat.... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Highlander 2
    Highlander 3

  55. Names by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dr. Op YerPanties
    Dr. B. Ed Clam
    Dr. I. C. Cervix
    Dr. S. Natch

  56. Where is the BSD carving patterns? by zentex · · Score: 1

    I've googled, and failed...

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  57. Black Cat, Bad Magic by schnarff · · Score: 4, Funny

    I posted this on deadly.org last year, and it got enough hits that I think the Slashdot community would enjoy it: a picture of my black cat "causing" bad magic. :-)

    1. Re:Black Cat, Bad Magic by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      It's universal, cat's love the tops of CRTs. I shudder to think how much hair and bits of litter (even cat vomit if you really want to know) is in my monitor.

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  58. Saw Alien last night... by Cranx · · Score: 1

    ...the long-missing "cocoon" scene was edited back in brilliantly; now I know where Ripley was crawling up from when she returned to the escape pod! It fit perfectly; glad to see that scene put (back) in.

  59. Pogue Pumpkin, Woz O'Lantern, Balmer too! by Snaggy · · Score: 1

    I am shocked and appalled that you failed to mention our Mac O'Lanterns!

    There's also a tutorial there, so you can make you own very scary tech vegetables. :-)

  60. The BEST pic of a pumpkin that I've ever seen... by blakespot · · Score: 1
    Pumpkin ... in an ideal state....


    blakespot

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  61. Halloween Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the girl in the picture on the updated story wearing any knickers? Cos I can see something down there. Just wondering if anyone's in the know.

    1. Re:Halloween Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well you wouldn't be seeing a reflection of white if she was going "camando" (knicker-less).

      freak.

      now go jack off, cause we all know you got yur rocks off on that picture.

  62. Got you beat.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alien Resurrection
    Master of Disguise

  63. Extreme Pumpkins! by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    Some of the coolest ideas for pumpkins I've seen yet:

    http://www.extremepumpkins.com/pumpkinphotos.htm l

  64. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, as a Jew- Easter has NOTHING to do with passover.

    Easter has NOTHING to do with passover ??

    Passover was a contract with God through Moses, which God gave some rules, such as slaughter an unblemished lamb, and sprinkle the blood on the door to your house with hissip (kind of like a brush), so the angel of death would passover your house as it was searching for first born children. God also told everyone to do this every year. (Okay, I paraphrased it a bit)

    When Christ came into the public, John the Baptist exclaimed "Behold, The Lamb of God"... time passed ..Jesus taught for a while, and finally people got upset and decided they were going to execute him.

    So Jesus, knowing this, told his deciples to prepare the passover meal a day early, so the last supper was actually a "pre-celebration" of passover. During the meal he told his disciples that the bread and wine they ate were his body and blood, and they should "do this in memory of me". But at the climax of the feast, where the final glass of wine was to be drank, Jesus just leaves telling all that he will taste no wine until he tastes it with his father and goes to pray (so the meal did not end).

    Later on the Romans capture him, he goes before Pilate, blah, blah, blah, he is order to be crucified.

    As Jesus is being crucified, he cries out that he is thirsty, so people but wine on a sponge and give it to him by using a long hissip whip, He dies just as he drinks the wine, at the exact moment, the chief priests are slaughtering the unblemished lambs for the passover meal.

    Three days later Jesus rises from the dead, then forty days later he assends into heaven.

    So, to put a long interesting story short, Jesus dying on the cross institutes the new passover meal.

  65. WTF?!? MOD THIS BACK UP PLZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this offtopic? Don't the moderators even read the articles? You mean to tell me that an article that talks about Halloween and specifically of the rerelease of Alien doesn't warrant a post about the Alien - series of movies and horror moives in general?

  66. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by LadyLucky · · Score: 1

    It was called the Saturnalia, a Roman festival. Christians made it the same time of year, so as to clash.

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  67. Dont feel too bad, the Americans ripped it off too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real Scrooges of this world (in the US and England) thought there were too many holidays ... so they combined a couple, and they all took to the indoctrination like good little consumers.

    Saint Martin went with All Soul's day and was pushed to All Hallow's day, and Saint Nick went with Jesus.

  68. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    Anyone who thinks "paganism" is recent is merely showing their lack of knowledge in ancient religions

    Or merely an apt understanding of language.

    There were no contemporaries to early Christians or Jews who called themselves "Pagans." There were Romans, Celts, Druids, Egyptians, and a slew of others, but no "pagans."

    "Paganism" is a modern religion, which draws most of its tennets from inference and extrapolation from the historical record.

  69. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
    Actually, Easter has quite a lot to do with Passover. The events that Easter celebrates are based on the account of events that occured during Passover. Jesus was celebrating Passover when he was betrayed and turned over to the Roman authorities. The "real" rituals basically involve reading the Bible account of the events and "remembering" how Jesus rose from the dead to absolve people of their sins, or something.

    Easter occurs based on when Passover occurs. Easter is supposed to be a celebration of the resurrection of Christ. Things like the Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs are "popular" rituals, similar to Santa Claus during Christmas, that were added to replace or emulate other spring time rituals.

    Easter is basically the only "real" Christian holiday (along with Pentecost?). It is the most holy Christian holiday. Christmas was originally created to replace pagan "light" festivals. For many years, Christmas was denied by officials and made illegal to celebrate because it was seen as a pagan holiday. Only recently (in the 19th century, really) did Christmas become more popular.

    That covers the two major Christian holidays - Easter, marking the resurrection of Christ, and Christmas, marking an attempt to assimilate various pagan light rituals. I can't think of any other "core" Christian holidays - most other holidays are not universal among the various Christian churches. Being a Congregationalist myself, I don't even know about any of the other "Christian" holidays. We don't even really make a big deal about Lent, which is really a part of Easter anyway.

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  70. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by sahonen · · Score: 1

    Since when is being offended by something a reason not to read it?

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  71. Save yourself a few bucks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rent one.

    But if you are going to buy one, here's is a good model: Stihl MS 260.



    Fairly light, good power, should cover all your chainsaw needs.

    Signed,

    Your friendly, neighbourhood chainsaw geek. ;)

  72. Scary Story by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    After building their l33t pumpkin server, the geeks settled down to some D&D. After rolling a 26 and casting a spell of protection, a curious odor could be smelled wafting around the room. It wasn't the usual unwashed geek, it had a decidedly female scent.

    They put down their die and walked toward the room with their pumpkin server. The door creeked open and a haunting sight was in their midst. Some of them passed out, others began weeping uncontrollably. The more dauntless of the group stepped closer, and closer to......

    THE REAL LIVE GIRL!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEE!

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  73. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lik i no i plan to kill a goat & drink its blood to selebrate samhain its kewler

  74. My videogame pumpkins by kasek · · Score: 1

    Pumpkin carving is the best part of Halloween! Heres a link to my pumpkins from this year and last.

    First up is the Max Payne Pumpkin i carved this year, followed by a pumpkin modelled after the chick on the back of the Vice City Map. Enjoy.

  75. Re:Saw Alien last night... Directors Cut Questions by aborchers · · Score: 1
    ...the long-missing "cocoon" scene was edited back in brilliantly


    Was this scene actually missing from the original releases? Was it in previous VHS or TV versions? I could swear I've seen it before. I did read the movie novel as a kid before I ever saw the film, though, so it's possible I crossed signals from the story w/ scenes from Aliens and concocted that image for myself.

    Also...

    In older versions, when Brett is washing his face in the falling water just before he's killed, can you see the alien curled among the cables and stuff that hang from the ceiling ? This was one of several things that I couldn't tell if it was new footage or just detail I'd never noticed on the small screen.

    Was Brett's death scene was shortened? I could have sworn there were a couple more seconds in the version I've seen previously where you see him, impaled, being lifted slowly into the air. In the new release, it's like he is just swept away.

    Is it obvious in older versions that Ripley is experimenting with different gases when trying to drive the alien out of the shuttle bulkhead? This too could be a level of detail I just missed on the small screen.

    Were there clips in the audio similar to how TV films are edited to silence offensive words, Particularly on god-damn? (Parker rejecting the idea of drawing straws for the shuttle is one place I noticed this).

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  76. google search for goatse by moojin · · Score: 1

    i just did a google search for goatse. among the original and copycat goatse pics, i found this one. i always wondered what i looked like when i first viewed the real goatse pic. this photograph speaks volumes. (don't worry, it's not dirty.)

    http://www.cellosoft.com/nash/garbage/photos/chr is d_AFTER_goatse.jpg

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  77. Dr. Muffenstuff. by twitter · · Score: 1
    You can come up with a first name. Seymore? Richard?

    Not many people are afraid of the gynocologist, however. I suggest you make yourself a dentist or proctologist, Dr. Max Payne, Dr.Ferral Hinds or something.

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    1. Re:Dr. Muffenstuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not many people are afraid of the gynocologist,

      Yeah. I went as a tax auditor.

  78. AMD pumpkin pie recipe by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 3, Funny

    How to make a nice hot and crispy pumkin pie:

    Ingredints:
    large pumpkin
    one mini-ITX motherboard.
    200 watts of Power supply.
    2 gigs of disk space
    256 megs of RAM
    2 gigahertz of Athlon
    1 heat sink (large)
    1 tsp heat-transfer jelly
    1 CPU fan
    Linux distribution (to taste)
    Ethernet and power cables

    Directions:
    Mount Athlon on ITX; glaze with heat transfer jelly. Cover with heat sink and fan. Add RAM and disk space, and connect to power supply. Gently stir in Linux of your preferred flavor, paying particular attention to Apache.

    Carve out pumpkin in an artistic design; roast the seeds in the oven for later use. Place computer in case^H^H^H^Hbaking pan, and insert into pumpkin. Connect power and ethernet cables.

    Post to Slashdot and let roast for one hour or until brown around the edges.

    Serves about 50,000.

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  79. Much better pumpkins/power tools site: by spinkham · · Score: 1

    www.extremepumpkins.com Jig saws, sawzall, routers, road flares, and lighter fluid. Great site...
    Featured in local papers, and now on CNN.

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  80. Re:God loves you as a father would love a son. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spiritual Agnostic: I believe in Something, a Greater Power, but I do not have the gall to claim I know who or what it is or what it wants from us. Nor have I ever met anyone who has a valid clue. I will be the best person I can be because I believe in Goodness, and I believe in Something Greater. Faith in these concepts is wonderful. Faith in specific dogma is scary and dangerous.

    Rational Theist: I acknowledge that science provides our best understanding of the universe. I do not dispute the collective discoveries of the best scientific minds of our time. I also do not dispute clear evidence in front of my face, such as the fossil layers in the grand canyon or real live evolution in a petri dish. Science shows us that the universe is so incredible, it seems Designed! It makes me believe in a God. If this Higher Power can create weather patterns, solar systems, systems that spawn new stars, ecosystems, the electromagnetic system, Everything, then this Higher Power could certainly create the Evolutionary System as evidence suggests. Who am I to say this is not so? Who am I to claim to know the methods of God beyond that which is clearly visible in the World? Who am I to use fallacious inductive logic to bend God's methods to what I think they should be? There is some kind of God, a God that gave us brains so that we could understand the world He/She/It created. It is an insult and a sin to throw that brain away and blindly follow dogma that is no more rational than the story of Santa Claus, and no more valid than that of the temple down the street or the writings in the Sphynx.

  81. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you think "Pascha" comes from? That's right, that's what it's called. You know those easter eggs? Guess what? They're a tradition, but serve absolutely NO PURPOSE in the actual feast. None. You won't see them in the service, all though many people bring them to have after. Don't confuse those pointless traditions with Pascha. We also don't worship easter bunnies... go figure.

  82. And # 1 is by blizzardsoup · · Score: 5, Funny

    The number 1 most popular job for neo-pagans is "unemployed, still living with parents"

  83. ALIEN has a resident evil teaser.... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I saw Alien on wednesday when it first opened here (Philly) and first off there was a teaser for the next Resident Evil movie. wooohoooo! It's also on Apple's site if you want to watch it on your computer (Quicktime required). There is also some teaser/featurette for the upcoming ALIEN VS PREDATOR on the site.

    As for Alien, it was awesome.... if you don't like the movie, then you might not like it no matter what, but i was 5 when it first came out and to see it in a theater with the bonus stuff in it was fun. It was amusing in a way with the 1979 technology, like flourescent lights that stutter when they come on and computers that make beeps and clickity clack noises. All that aside, I WISH MORE MOVIES USED MORE REAL MODELS AND LESS CG! Generally i am not one to gripe about CG, but the few scenes where the alien is hiding and they pan right over it ..... that just can't come across in CG the way a physical model can. YIKES!

    no, it's not the scaries movie of all time, but if you are going to nitpick on every detail of a movie, then you are no fun anyway. even so i have seen this movie a few times on TV/DVD/VHS and knew mostly was happening when..... it was still sooooooo worth my $8.00
    i realize by Alien3 or Ressurection the stuff they had the aliens do just could not all be puppets anymore, but dang they really are so much creepier......


    on a side note KILL BILL used no CG in the movie, all wires, rubber, plastic and 400 gallons of fake blood. nice to see some people keeping it old school.

    1. Re:ALIEN has a resident evil teaser.... by Mryll · · Score: 1

      I was impressed with the creative use of camera angles relative to many sci-fi movies today. (Maybe more germane to horror.)

  84. I see London, I see France by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 0, Troll

    I see the Jacki Lantern Girl's Underpants. [http://jacki.cif.rochester.edu/]

  85. Pattern file: 666 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While reading some of the posts, I received an email from Trend Micro (makers of several antivirus products), alerting me to yet another 'threatening' virus. I check the website, and I see
    Pattern file needed: 666

    On Halloween, interesting for those who believe '666' is a demonic symbol.

  86. X10 controlled Hulk Halloween Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy has his Halloween Decorations & Lights visible via a webcam that not only allow you to view his lights (plus the 9' HULK on the balcony), but he also allows you to control 'em - i.e. turn 'em ON & OFF. I bet it would be really scary to his entire neighborhood if the Slashdot crowd started playing with 'em all at once!

  87. Uhhhh by Remlik · · Score: 1

    Tip #1

    Get yourself a tri-pod.

    Tip #2

    Reduce photo sizes before posting on /.

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  88. Really Frightening by turgid · · Score: 1

    The really frightening thing is that there are people who really believe in that demons and witchcraft stuff, and want to spoil everyone's Hallowe'en fun. This is so sad.

    1. Re:Really Frightening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that is sad. Oooooh look at me... I'm Jesus, I'm Jonah, I'm Moses, I'm blah blah blah. Ooooooh... I'm soooooooo scary... ooooooooooooh...

      I think I'll go out and try trick or treating dressed up as Jerry Falwell. That oughta scare the shit out of anyone.

      -Mr. Cranky

  89. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
    Embrace and Extend.

    Innovation my ass

  90. Unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt :)

  91. 'Embrace and extend'? by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    Microsoft taking lessons from the medieval Catholic church? ;)

    Forget the name, but there's the writings of a monk in the British isles, on how to interpret the existing pagan holidays of the area to 'Christian ideals,' where many of our modern holidays really come from (down to the use of evergreen trees for Christmas, use of silver and gold lights, etc). Interesting read, really...

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  92. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From dictionary.com:
    pagan
    n.
    1. One who is not a Christian, Muslim, or Jew, especially a worshiper of a polytheistic religion.
    2. One who has no religion.
    3. A non-Christian.
    4. A hedonist.
    5. A Neo-Pagan.

    I believe that there were plenty of contemporaries to early Christians or Jews who fit this description. You're thinking of "Neo-Pagans". It seems that your understanding of language may be less than apt.

  93. I've got one that I made by jdjdac · · Score: 1

    My husband came home with a pumpkin 2 nights ago and I made it into a linux pumpkin. A picture of it is at www.stealthpegasus.com The plans for it were from www.pumpkinlady.com.

  94. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by akikage · · Score: 1
  95. SEE CONTEXT METAMODDER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got me man...

    I mean, the formatting isn't great on the post (no offense if it's yours), but it's certainly not offtopic. Please, someone in metamod take that clueless modder down a notch.

  96. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    You misunderstand me. Obviously, Christmas is about Christ and Christianity. However, a holiday at that time of the year was celebrated by "Pagans" (people not believing in God) a very long time ago. From what I understand, early Christians set their Christmas holiday at the same time, even though Jesus was not really born in December.

  97. I got one up on you by daeley · · Score: 1

    Druids starring Christopher Lambert. :)

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  98. Heresy! by dynayellow · · Score: 1

    That can't be a linux pumpkin... it has a graphic interface!

    Whoops! I mean... er... uh... hey, look over there, Ogg Vorbis!

  99. I think we have a winner by G27+Radio · · Score: 1
  100. More interesting than Rochester's pumpkin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is how that blonde girl in the picture is sitting.
    Nice see-through skirt, doncha think? ;)

  101. Never had the displeasure by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Never had the displeasure of seeing that one. Don't think I will, either.

  102. Also, wallboard saw by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I was using a wallboard saw (used for drywall) with great success last night - the RotoZip would be better for more detailed work though.

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  103. Open Source Pumpkin Pie by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Last year I tried making an Open Source Pumpkin Pie, but I ran into a problem.
    It seems that once somebody used a slice^H^H^H^H^Hmodule, nobody else seemed interested in the 'derivative product'.

    Any pointers?

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  104. Popular girl by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Well, she's certainly going to be the most popular geek girl on the block after having a pic where you can see up her skirt posted on SLASHDOT!

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    1. Re:Popular girl by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but thats all of one pixel of titlating panty goodness.

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    2. Re:Popular girl by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1
      Mmmm... thanks for the pic... that one pixel was all I needed. I let my imagination and my right hand do the rest...

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  105. Hey there Mr. Furry by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to dress up as something you're NOT for Halloween.

    Why not dress up as someone who isn't batshit insane?

    Tim

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    1. Re:Hey there Mr. Furry by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      I know I should ignore this brainless wonder of a troll known as TheOnlyCoolTim, but what the hell.

      Grow a cunt and fuck yourself, dude.

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  106. Re:Saw Alien last night... Directors Cut Questions by Mryll · · Score: 1

    Don't laugh, I saw the movie for the first time on Tuesday, saw it again today. Two others have confirmed that the cocoon scene was not present until this release.

    I missed the alien up in the chains and stuff. Will take a look if I see it again.

    Yes, Brett's death scene is shorter and less violent than the original where he was lifted. Some have told me other violence was curtailed as well.

  107. I prefer this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Iraqi Information Minister defends SCO (ficticious)

    Watch as the Iraqi Information Minister condemns IBM to infinite hell and declares that Darl will prevail!

    Then again, maybe it's too bad SCO /doesn't/ have WMDs... *hmm*

    (For the humour-impaired: the above is satire.)

  108. Re:Saw Alien last night... Directors Cut Questions by Cranx · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that scene was cut from the original, but some really spotty footage of it was released as a DVD extra. Scott blended it back in nicely; they must have done some digital enhancement to get it back in because on the DVD the sound was terrible and the image was sort of scratchy. It worked out great though in this release. It looks like he went with a yellow wash down below to match the yellow light hitting Ripley as she crawls back up.

    You know, I don't know but I thought I noticed small differences too in this release. Of course, on the big screen, your brain focuses on different things that your eye catches, so who knows; maybe it was just the size and sound difference that makes such small things seem so changed.

    It doesn't seem to make sense to me to edit "god damn" when it doesn't improve the rating, and considering the amount of gore and general horror, it really would seemed very trite. Again, who knows; I'd have to take notes and watch the DVD again hehe.

  109. Re:The BEST pic of a pumpkin that I've ever seen.. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

    I've had some, it's not all that tasty. The best mixture of pumpkin and alcohol is a bit of pumpkin pie, and a cuba libre on the side. Trying to create a more convenient delivery mechanism for getting both pumpkin and alcohol causes problems.

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  110. Re:The BEST pic of a pumpkin that I've ever seen.. by blakespot · · Score: 1
    For around the first 100 years after the settlers came to America, all beer was pumpkin beer. It wasn't called "pumpkin beer" as though it were a novel thing, as all beer was made from pumpkins as it was what was available. Interesting, little known fact.

    Buffalo Bills Pumpkin Ale is pretty good stuff.


    blakespot

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  111. Re:The BEST pic of a pumpkin that I've ever seen.. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

    Guess it's a matter of preference. I tried the pumpkin ale, and didn't really care for it. Course, I'm not much of a beer drinker in general, so that may be where the issue comes from...

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  112. heh, yeah by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    That's what I was thinking, but you never know, some people are more easily excited than others...

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  113. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1
    WARNING: NOT FOR BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS. YOU WILL BE OFFENDED!

    Well, as the saying goes: born-again christians just need to grow up again.

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  114. Uh.... Forget the Pumpkin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude,

    Forget the F'n Pumpkin, check out the Hot Geek Chick standing next to it. I found another picture of her at Defcon while browsing this guy's site. I didn't see an pictures of her dated before 08-04-2003, they must be a recent couple. Think I have a shot?
    ;0)

    Probably not since I am such a Coward I am not even posting this under my handle

  115. Ghost Hunting by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    Hi all, Thought you might like to read my Ghost Hunting exploits and an article I wrote on the meagre scientific evidence for ghosts.

  116. WTF? by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck would we celebrate Thanksgiving? Or are you assuming Halloween is just an American thing (which it's not). Trick or treating started in the UK. And considering the union jack on the flag and the governor general leering down at us from the queen's ass, I'd say there's plenty of precedent for following the pommies' lead.

    Halloween is shitloads of fun... if you're not a grumpy old fart.

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  117. If anyone's wondering about that blurry PC by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    Take a look at
    http://www.dfiusa.com/products/

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  118. Re:Reminder of the original purpose of this holida by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1
    And, truth be told, Easter celebrations in most Christian denominations usually have no resemblance to the Jewish feast of Passover.
    So what? It's actually based on the actual events of the crucifiction. Jesus was hanging on the cross and he called his diciples to him and said: "So guys, how are you going to celebrate this in the future." Peter, having sipped a bit to much to the blood of his lord the day before, said "Well, uhh, we could, uhh, you know ... paint some hardboild eggs."
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  119. Re:God loves you as a father would love a son. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right on man.

  120. Late but still good by nukey56 · · Score: 1

    Why do programmers get halloween and christmas confused? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25