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  1. I can tell you.... on HP Memo Predicts MS Patent Attacks on Open Source · · Score: -1

    Bananas everywhere...

  2. Safe huh? on LivingCreatures- The Beginning Of 'I, Robot?' · · Score: -1

    As far as I know Data and his brother Lore do not have any red LEDs and Lore turned out to be a really bad Apple ('scuse the pun). So how do we know that we are all safe?

  3. Don't Do It boys Don't Do It!.... on PhoneGaim Brings Phone Calling To IM Users · · Score: -1
    It's out first for desktop Linux (maybe the start of a new trend?) but it's open source so expect a MSWin version shortly from Gaim team."

    Let Windoze users suffer at least three versions behind until they start coming over from the dark side in droves. They will likely stay to find out how the other small percentage of a half lives and never leave.

  4. Unfortunately... on An Online ID Registry · · Score: -1

    Your Paypal account is about to expire....

  5. Worst accident on purpose... on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: -1
    This is true I shit you not...

    I was working for a PC repair company in the mid-80's and had this very intermittent 40MB Hard drive (considered quite large in those days). I called the manufacturer and said the drive was having problems and wanted and RMA number so I could return it and get a replacement drive as it was still under warranty.

    He tells me that if the drive tests out OK then we will be charged for the replacement drive and they would send it back to us COD. Given the intermittent nature of the problem - this was likely to happen. Fortunately the business next door happened to have an Arc welder that came in handy and I solved my intermitent problem...

  6. Huh? on Show Me The Money - Microsoft Money Vs. Quicken · · Score: -1, Troll
    Quicken led the PFM market, and had pretty much been spanking Money with thousand dollar bills.

    WTF???

  7. Well that means.... on Drilling Under the Sea · · Score: 0
    My poor, feeble mind will implode if I even try to comprehend the physics behind that film

    Your Kung-fu is not strong!

  8. Ha! you think you have it bad... on Slackware 10.0 Officially Released · · Score: 0

    33600 USR external with a flaky power supply connector that I have to hold in or the fricken thing will fall out. But I am the best one-handed typist that you will ever see...

  9. Re:For those wondering how to pronounce it... on Transgaming releases "WineX" 4.0 "Cedega" · · Score: 0
    Cedega (Se-day-gah) - [noun] - a unique variety of grape used to make some of the finest Port Wines in the world;

    So what they are saying is that it is the finest port of wine in the World...

  10. Re:IPX on large networks on Novell-SUSE Sponsors Openswan · · Score: 0
    The biggest problem with IPX was scalability (15 hop limit). Novell could have got around the NSAP broadcasts just like Microsoft did with NetBIOS broadcasts (WINS, AD, and DNS resource records etc.). but the 15 hop limit was a problem given all of the existing IPX gear in the marketplace that would need to support IPX2.

    Novell was also very late to start controlling unique IPX addresses by maintaining a central registry. Just imaging everyone just picking a public IP address willy nilly and expecting the Internet to function efficiently.

  11. Sounds like.. on RF-Blocking Wallpaper · · Score: 0

    A building called the Jar. Dean: What did you do? Brill: I blew up my house! Dean: Why did you do that??? Brill: Cause you made a phone call!!!

  12. Re:Wallpaper hats! on RF-Blocking Wallpaper · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're telling me! the haven't made tinfoil out of actual tin for years, it's all aluminium. Some poor dudes who don't know this little tidbit are 0wn3d and they don't suspect a thing...

  13. Circular ref... on Best To-Do List Software? · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight... On the guy's todo list is to find a good todo list organizer to manage his todo list that will tell him to find a todo list organizer to mangage his todo list....

  14. Get with the program on Java Faster Than C++? · · Score: 0

    The language of the week is Assembly language...

  15. You got it wrong... on Meteorite Crashes Through New Zealand Roof · · Score: 1, Funny
    Oh, that's right... this is the biggest news in New Zealand since the Lord of the Rings crew packed up and left.

    It was dino...

  16. When lightning strikes Ha! on When Lightning Strikes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and the Calgary Flames fans start another round of crying....

  17. The old days... on Why Learning Assembly Language Is Still Good · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was true blue assembly guy for many years and had such an extensive library of assembly routines that I could keep up with most c programmers at the time.

    However, My most sought after skill with my peers was not debugging programs, but using DOS debug to hack around the copy protect schemes in use at the time for various apps and games...

  18. This proved to be the best by far... on Using a Password One Doesn't Consciously Remember · · Score: 1, Funny
    Once I was trying for about 15 minutes to get into a machine that a co-worker locked out. I knew he used really simple passwords and tried them all. secret...password...firstname...lastname...name of his pet... you name it and I got bubkiss, notta, zip, no joy, crappola

    Then he just showed up and pressed the enter key. I said you have a blank password!!!! He just laughed and said - It fooled you didn't it? how long were you trying?

  19. Your keyboard is broken dude.... on World's Fastest Flash Memory Card? · · Score: 0
    ./Classical/Ludwig van Beethoven/Symphony no 3 in E flat major, Op. 55 Eroica

    Your 't' does not always work.

  20. Re:Hey I know you! on Touchscreen BoomboxPC · · Score: 0
  21. Hey I know you! on Touchscreen BoomboxPC · · Score: 1, Funny
    This is truly ghetto...

    You're the guy who called the tech support hotline!

  22. Hey! on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: 0
    There's one called _The Everyday Vegan_

    You sound just like my girlfriend!

  23. Re:fav tv/ at the computer meals and approx cookin on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: 0
    That is really great stuff man but... but I tend to eat higher up on the food chain. You need some protein man! That hotdog does not cut it - you know what those are made of don't you? All beef does not mean all meat!

    Oh, and that lazanga does not have any real meat in it too. I found that out from my vegan girlfriend, who also had me over once for thanksgiving dinner. She put this thing on the table and when I asked her what it was she proudly say's Tofurkey! Tasted like crap.

    Vegans, go figure, when you try to tell them that what you were really hankering for is a deep fried "real" turkey dinner for thanksgiving. They go ballistic with all this health crap mumbo jumbo!

  24. Remember... on Highest Bridge in the World Nearing Completion · · Score: 0

    The bridge is 886 ft high - so if you are 6' tall then the bungee cord should be 880 ft long. Unless my math is way off...

  25. Security through Obscurity... on Oracle To Finish Linux Makeover This Year · · Score: 0
    Putting Oracle on a low-end box is like putting a $3000 stereo system in a Yugo.

    Yes but, would a thief even think to steal a stereo out of a Yugo?