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  1. So... on Hubble vs. Webb - How Far Back Will They See? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How did you like Minority Report? Pretty good movie eh? - Oh what a tangled Webb we weave...

  2. He was not scammed! on P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer... · · Score: 2, Funny

    OS X would work just as good on this box as the real thing...

  3. Apparently.... on Microsoft Blames Anti-trust Legal Fees for Price Increases · · Score: 0
    what does Darl do for his money???

    Hmm It's like.... nothing.

  4. $3,000 is nothing... on Microsoft Blames Anti-trust Legal Fees for Price Increases · · Score: 0
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    SCO's one and only Darl McBribe makes $986,047 per year for doing nothing but blowing smoke out his arse.

    Lawyers at least put in a little effort into presenting their side of things, Darl does not even present anything to backup his claims! - Just what does Darl do for his money???

  5. Re:The way I see it... on North America's Fastest Linux Cluster Constructed · · Score: 3, Funny
    ever

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    Paragraph

    tags?

  6. Dude! on Microsoft Releases WTL To SourceForge · · Score: 0
    Since then my computer has rebooted 6 times

    Dude! You have the Sasser man....

  7. Poor Australians.... on Camera Phone Tips · · Score: 0
    For like $100 a month you get 2gb of bandwidth and 20meg of space for local hosting here in australia.

    My hosting package gets 20GB of transfers and 400 MB of storage, unlimited MySQL databases and 99 email acounts for about $15.00 a month. You're getting screwed Australian dudes!

  8. Not where I come from... on Plextor First With A 12x DVD+R Drive · · Score: 0
    This is great, now the bootleggers over here will be able to produce more dvds!

    Around these parts, the only thing bootleggers produce is moonshine! Perhaps you meant to say reproduce (as in make copies)

  9. Warning - Link in parent is a Goatse troll.... on More Light Shed on Project David · · Score: 0, Troll

    There should be a mod called Goatse troll, not just troll...

  10. That reminds me when.... on Breaking RSA Keys by Listening to Your Computer · · Score: 0

    I was to be able to tell if a 8088/8086 CPU was under high CPU load just by listening to the high pitched sound it made.

  11. Re:Just pirate the patches on Microsoft Security Updates for Pirated Windows? · · Score: 0

    Britney's 9th husband? - You wouldn't be called Henry would you?

  12. Odd Stuff?? on Ignalum Linux - A Bridge to Windows? · · Score: 1, Funny
    they use their computer for all sorts of odd stuff.

    This ought to be rich. Do tell....

  13. Re:This is a BOND, not a payment on Microsoft Will Sell Whitelist Services For Hotmail · · Score: 0

    And who decides if the spam is violating the rules? remember the golden rule - the one with the gold makes the rules....

  14. hey dude! on The Venus Transit 2004 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Do you have a spare telescope and some free time on June 8th?"

    This is slashdot - what do you think?

    Although you should have also mentioned that men are from Mars and Women are from Venus to get the most from the geek crowd here.

  15. Well... on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: 0
    I'll give complete superuser access to anybody!

    If it is an SCO server you are talking about where do I send the pig skin?

  16. Old fashioned is still the best... on Sphere XP Makes GUI 3D · · Score: 0
    Anyone work with this sort of thing?

    I have an old-fashioned pair of cardboard glasses with blue and red cellophane lenses that work really well with specially crafted images. Well they make the boobs stand out anyway...

  17. Case on point! on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I was called in by a new client to fix their public FTP server that mysteriously crashed. I found out pretty quickly that the anonymous account had all full permissions with a blank password...

    I checked the drive to find it was filled to the max with over 100 GB of porn! Lucky I always travel with a spare hard drive =)

  18. Just Great!! on Asus Launching a Wi-Fi Hard Drive · · Score: -1
    In fact, cut open a USB 2.0 or Firewire HD and you'll find pretty much the same thing

    You do realize that this is Slashdot. Now Asus is going to get thousands of DOA drives back and think that it was a "manufacturing defect" instead of the "Slashdot effect".

  19. Actually... on Mozilla 1.7 Beta Is Faster And Smaller · · Score: 0, Funny
    That should read

    The next service pack of Internet Explorer plans to have 25% longer load times, 120% more crashes, and open 58% more exploits into a Windows system.

  20. What a bunch of winers.... on AT&T Labs' Brain Drain · · Score: -1
    For some researchers, the last straw was having to pay their own way to present scientific papers at prestigious conferences. For others, it was the elimination of free espresso and bottled water at the leafy Florham Park campus, once the estate of Vanderbilt descendants.

    Welcome to the world of OSS development boys...

  21. Say, your name wouldn't be.... on Worlds Largest Scale Model Solar System? · · Score: -1

    Aurthur Dent???

  22. Re:Shrinking the national debt... on Small Change, and Other Physics Fun · · Score: -1

    I wondered where you got your handle from....

  23. Re:Where's the Mac version??? on Anti-piracy Vigilantes Tracking P2P Users · · Score: -1

    Ummm, perhaps because Mac users are not interested in Windoze source code...

  24. Re:Oh god... on The Family That Spams Together Stays Together · · Score: -1
    Please let one of them be called 'Richard'...

    For those who have not had their morning coffee yet - Richard is sometimes referred to as "Dick"

    Mod parent up as funny! (funny ha ha, not funny peculiar)

  25. Believe me - size does matter.... on The Sun's 10th Planet... Sedna? · · Score: -1

    Ask any girl....