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LivingCreatures- The Beginning Of 'I, Robot?'

An Anonymous Reader writes "LivingCreatures.com has released several new photos of the humanoid robot platform that it developed for the USC Interaction Lab. The yet to be named robot is about the same size as an 18-month-old child and will serve as a human-robot interaction (HRI) testbed for studies involving imitation, learning, and the effects that interaction with humanoid robots has on children."

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  1. one question about functionality by peculiarmethod · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. umm, do they come with a routine to retrieve beer from the fridge?

    God, i hope so.

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    1. Re:one question about functionality by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      This is /. so I assume you ment a free beer...

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    2. Re:one question about functionality by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I could use one, I'm pretty damn poor in this economy.

    3. Re:one question about functionality by l00sr · · Score: 1

      > .. umm, do they come with a routine to retrieve beer from the fridge?

      Probably not, considering that this robot is basically a torso with arms and a head. Maybe if you strap it to a dog, or better yet, an AIBO...

    4. Re:one question about functionality by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does an 18 month old child (baby) get beer from the fridge? No? Well, that's got that covered :)

    5. Re:one question about functionality by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Jeepers! How much effort does it take to lean over and pull your own beer out of the fridge. I mean, it's right beside the La-Z-Boy, isn't it? Everybody has their beer fridge beside their favorite TV chair, don't they?

    6. Re:one question about functionality by Whyrph · · Score: 1

      Finally: RealDoll pedophilia edition.

    7. Re:one question about functionality by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the question is whether or not it'll share...

    8. Re:one question about functionality by blahlemon · · Score: 1

      Did you think that post was funny? You're a sick fuck.

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    9. Re:one question about functionality by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're lazy enough to keep your beer fridge next to the la-z-boy, why not keep a piss jug nearby too. Saves even more steps.

    10. Re:one question about functionality by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      If all it's gonna do is crap and scream, you can go buy a Betty Baby down at Toys R Us for $30.

      [Really moderators, Insightful??? I think he was going for Funny. Just because they said it was the SIZE of an 18 month-old, doesn't mean that's all it DOES. Oh, to have meta-modded the parent...]

    11. Re:one question about functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 17 month old brings us stuff from the fridge on request, yes.

    12. Re:one question about functionality by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Mine gets everything but beer from the fridge. And spreads it all over the kitchen floor. Emptying the fridge is one of his favorite games- but at 13 months, the only lucky thing is that somebody else has to open the door first...that will end by 18 months for sure.

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    13. Re:one question about functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not going to piss in the jug, then why even have a jug? Will somebody please tell me?

  2. Housemaid Robots by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they can figure out how to build an affordable robot that's smart enough and capable of cleaning any house effectively, it'll send the robotics industry to new heights. Until then, all these research are a sleeper.

    1. Re:Housemaid Robots by Lispy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This might sound harsh but a human maid would be so much cheaper that I could employ him/her for many years while giving him/her work.

    2. Re:Housemaid Robots by MBCook · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't know.

      I used to have the neighbors named the Jetsons, and they had a robot maid. Not only did it look like it was designed in the 60s or 70s, but it made all sorts of "beep" and "boop" noises. The thing just wasn't very quite.

      Not only that, I seem to remember that it would make wise-cracks at its owners from time to time.

      I think I'll wait on the robot maid. Maybe a new roomba to hold me over.

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    3. Re:Housemaid Robots by phisheadrew · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not worth the time travel. That stuff is dangerous; you don't want to accidentally end up in 2030 or so.

    4. Re:Housemaid Robots by pyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense! If the robot can perform the task more efficiently then it will eventually become cheaper. That's basic economics.

      "I could employ him/her for many years while giving him/her work."

      This is the same as saying that open source kills jobs.

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    5. Re:Housemaid Robots by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Until then, all these research are a sleeper.

      A robot that cleans and you can sleep with it? Goodbye left hand!

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    6. Re:Housemaid Robots by phisheadrew · · Score: 1

      What, am I the only one who picked up on the Door into Summer reference in the post I replied to?

    7. Re:Housemaid Robots by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have the human chick in Cherry 2000. I'd let her take me to the nuclear wastelands anytime.

    8. Re:Housemaid Robots by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One human maid might be cheaper how about the 4 needed for 24/7 staffing without ovetime? What if the robot could do other things like say drive your car? Perform maitnence around the house? What happens when there are hacks for the robot so it gets new abilities added free? What happens when the robots become 1/10 as expensive does your math still work out? Humans cost more and more to employ technology becomes cheaper and cheaper. Granted there might be usefull sociatal things that employing a human over a robot, but I for one dont think there are people not capable of something better than menial labor unless they are handicapt, so find something better for them to do.

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    9. Re:Housemaid Robots by TheCyko1 · · Score: 1

      Why not just hire one of those immagrants from the future?

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    10. Re:Housemaid Robots by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Maybe this shows how sick I am, but I've been giving some thought to those. Not into buying one, but rather, how you'd go about improving one.

      The site says something about heating them in hot water, and that they'd retain that heat for awhile. But what about giving it a pulse *and* body heat at the same time? A small water pump, putting heated liquid, thermostat controlled, throughout the thing? Just wondering how you'd get even a rudimentary circulation system in it.

      Also wondering if you could make it breath. Would be interesting to see that, even if some say it would be a bit creepy. That one seems a bit simpler, but has more possibilities. The rate of "breathing" could be controlled for "out of breath" type scenarios. And of course, some type of speaker in the throat/head that would sound natural.

    11. Re:Housemaid Robots by MsGeek · · Score: 1
      A robot that cleans and you can sleep with it? Goodbye left hand!

      Be careful what you wish for.

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    12. Re:Housemaid Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      handicapt(sic) with things like badspellersclorosis? Or heartlessbastardiatis?

    13. Re:Housemaid Robots by taernim · · Score: 1

      Yes, but one would assume a Housemaid Robot would be able to do more than a maid who cleans once or twice a week...

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    14. Re:Housemaid Robots by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Not the only one.

    15. Re:Housemaid Robots by 3vi1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what's your average geek going to choose?

      1) Interact with another human being.

      or

      2) A robot maid that doesn't go through his porn.

    16. Re:Housemaid Robots by fcolari · · Score: 1

      Just Musing.

      This is a huge stretch I think, but who's to say some enterprising person could crack into a robot housekeeper's program and instruct it to "throw out" some credit card statements or valuables while the owner's away? Or possibly run its video feed as part of the robot's recognition system to snoop about?

      It's bad enough my voyeuristic apartment manager makes comments about my bookcases and sofa not *quite* matching. Lord knows what she could do with a Rosie Prototype...

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    17. Re:Housemaid Robots by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Would would be nice. Esp for the elderly.

      The cost for a human just to sit, get board, cost 18+ per hour etc. Is a poor utilization for humans.

      As simple robot or system to watch over lets say an elderly person to allow usualy a caregiver family member to get a break would be a major step. It would be better than a human that gets bord, tired and cost an arm and leg to maintain.

    18. Re:Housemaid Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might sound harsh but a human maid would be so much cheaper that I could employ him/her for many years while giving him/her work.

      House cleaning is typically $200-$400/mo, and that's if they only come once every week or two.

      If you can build the robot for $6000 and it cleans the place, it's competitive. (Although we're still 20+ years away from a robot that could deal with a cluttered office and figure out what *not* to throw away.)

    19. Re:Housemaid Robots by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      a human maid would be so much cheaper that I could employ him/her for many years while giving him/her work.

      That's an assertion: "a human maid would be so much cheaper." How do you know this?

      Robots won't become mainstream until, among other things, the TCO really is cheaper than traditional labor costs.

      You know what a Luddite is, right?

    20. Re:Housemaid Robots by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1
      You sir obviously haven't seen Cherry 2000.

      As soonm as they sort out that waterproofing issue, we'll be all set.

    21. Re:Housemaid Robots by Zen+Punk · · Score: 0

      Heck, the robot could do double-duty as your porn server!

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    22. Re:Housemaid Robots by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      3) A robot maid that IS his porn!

    23. Re:Housemaid Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One human maid might be cheaper how about the 4 needed for 24/7 staffing without ovetime?

      My god man, how messy ARE you?

  3. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You realize it was a book, right?

  4. Humanoid Robots by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not convinced of the usefulness of humanoid robots, except for providing disabled humans with prothetic limbs and maybe organs eventually.

    It would seem more useful to build robots that are designed with the task they must perform in mind. Therefore, they could perform it far better than any human.

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    1. Re:Humanoid Robots by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would seem more useful to build robots that are designed with the task they must perform in mind. Therefore, they could perform it far better than any human.

      What if their task is human relations? Granted the AI to support such a task is a long way off, but the humanoid form would surely fit the function there.

    2. Re:Humanoid Robots by toetagger1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, that's why they are humaniod! In today's world, everything we design, we design for humans. Doorhandls, Cars, Switches, Dishwashers, Phones, Pens, Steps, Ladders, ... all designed for humans. If you want ONE robot to use all the things that allready exist, then that robot will look very similar to us.

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    3. Re:Humanoid Robots by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      However, if you model a robot after an average human, you can easily give away boring human tasks. Even public ones. For example, you could design a special excavator robot, a special pipeline construction robot, etc. However, you can also make 5 standard humanoid robots and put one in a normal excavtor, have one fit the piping, etc. Remember that everything so far has been designed for human use.

      Also, I think it would be easier to deal with humanoid robots in public space then lumbering machines.

    4. Re:Humanoid Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hence C3PO's form: he was a diplomatic translator droid. R2D2 was, in contrast, designed to fix spaceships designed to be fixed by R2 units...

      The later star wars sucked, but that was one of the really insightful things in the first movies.

    5. Re:Humanoid Robots by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the line "I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations..." But I didn't want to be cliche and use a Star Wars quote as my main support. OTOH, it does fit the point well.

    6. Re:Humanoid Robots by QuantumFTL · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'm not convinced of the usefulness of humanoid robots, except for providing disabled humans with prothetic limbs and maybe organs eventually.It would seem more useful to build robots that are designed with the task they must perform in mind. Therefore, they could perform it far better than any human.

      There are in fact *many* advantages to humanoid style robots. Thusly enumerated, they are:

      • Our world and its technologies are currently optimized for human usage. Doors, sidewalks, cars, sinks, tools, etc are all designed specifically to be used by a humanoid. That's not to say that we cannot design new things for use by robots, however it may simply be easier to get robots to adapt to our world rather than vice versa.
      • Most people do not like interacting with machines. Human interaction is what we have evolved to be optimized for. Our brain has special structures for face tracking/recognition that are far faster than similar generalized systems in the brain. Many people are uncomfortable with and intimidated by high technology, but would not be with friendly, humanlike robots.
      • Many people are lonely. For the same reason that these people keep pets, having a humanoid robot would provide companionship. This is a bit dangerous however for elderly without relatives, or someone who's constantly travelling, this isn't such a bad idea.
      • Humanoid robots, given enough intelligence and physical strength, could stand in for humans for a variety of activities, as needed. For instance, a restaurant low on staff may off robotic waiting at a reduced price (plus no need to tip!) during busy times for those who don't mind it. Also, through telepresence, you could use a humanoid robot as an "avatar" representing you physically rather than virtually at a remote location. It may even have your face, or one somewhat similar that mimics your expressions in real time. A bit scary, but so was television when it came out (you can *SEE* people in other cities, in your own living room!)
      • Last but not least, there is the coolness factor. I think many people would find a humanoid robot to be much cooler than, say, a platform with some arms.


      Yes, for industrial purposes, there's good reason to optimize the shape and form of a robot for specific tasks, however nature has provided us with an extremely adaptable physique, and we have so many reasons to emulate it.

      Cheers,
      Justin

      Here at a JPL, a group that shares our workspace recently got AIBOs, and I was shocked to find myself treating it just like a real dog, and enjoying petting it. It's.... just a machine, I know, but it acts a lot like a dog.
    7. Re:Humanoid Robots by Scrab · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Or perhaps extra limbs, like Doc Ock? They could be quite useful, if used for good rather than smashing stuff....

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    8. Re:Humanoid Robots by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 3, Funny
      Also, I think it would be easier to deal with humanoid robots in public space then lumbering machines.

      That sounds naive . . . instead of "cow tipping", teenagers would go "robot tipping" . . . knocking over poor defenseless janitorial custodial and landscaping robots with extreme prejudice.

      Lumbering machines are meant to withstand abuse from vandals and pranksters . . .

    9. Re:Humanoid Robots by karnal · · Score: 1

      "Many people are lonely. For the same reason that these people keep pets, having a humanoid robot would provide companionship. This is a bit dangerous however for elderly without relatives"

      Not so. They'll just need Old Glory Robot Insurance!!!

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    10. Re:Humanoid Robots by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      Most disabled people cant even play the organ weak i know

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    11. Re:Humanoid Robots by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1
      Absolutely . . . . I can't imagine industry paying a premium for a robot that looks cool and is less productive than the robot that may not look humanoid but is more ideally suited for its task.

      Also, I don't think that the cost of ownerhip of humanoid robots has been considered. I would guess that specialized stepper motors, servos, or whatever drive systems that are being used in humanoid robots require more maintenance than traditional specialized robots. This would be because traditional robots do not face the same design constraints (size, shape, appearance) that the humanoid robot is constrained by so designers have more freedom to use more robust components.

      The only commercially viable thing that I see humanoid robots doing in the near future is replacing humans where the cost or danger of sending a human exceeds that of the robot.

    12. Re:Humanoid Robots by FleaPlus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Most people do not like interacting with machines. Human interaction is what we have evolved to be optimized for. Our brain has special structures for face tracking/recognition that are far faster than similar generalized systems in the brain. Many people are uncomfortable with and intimidated by high technology, but would not be with friendly, humanlike robots.

      You have to be careful about the Uncanny Valley, though, at least according to a particular Japanese roboticist. Apparently once you get within a certain closeness of anthropomorphism, small things which aren't "quite right" can really freak people out.

    13. Re:Humanoid Robots by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      We already have oil-rig drilling pipeline construction robots. After the Piper Alpha disaster, the oil companies looked at ways of reducing their insurance costs. One way was to automate the construction of drilling pipes. Instead of having entire crews of men handling drill pipes on a platform 100 miles off the coast, they funded research into using machines. Essentially, they got the process down to a single guy operating a crane to pick up and move drilling pipes and a control system to accurately place the pipe and automatically fix it into place.

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    14. Re:Humanoid Robots by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad your link emphasizes that there is basically no evidence for such a theory. It doesn't sound very plausible to me. You could make a similar argument for ugly, handicapped, or deformed human beings. Obviously we all prefer to interect with creatures that represent some kind of particular ideal often physically represented by models. Why this should have any particular relevance to robotics is beyond me.

      I think it's just an excuse for certain researchers to not even bother trying to achieve the difficult task of realistically modeling a human. Why bother to try when the goal itself is misguided or just impossible.

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    15. Re:Humanoid Robots by James+Turpin · · Score: 1
      Yet another advantage to having humanoid robots is that humans can stand-in for the robots. This can be quite useful especially in early stages of using intelligent robots, since a malfunctioning robot could be replaced with a human.

      What happens when the spaceships designed to be fixed by R2D2 have a problem that R2D2 can't figure out?

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    16. Re:Humanoid Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have an interface that appears human without having the full range of responses that a person would have people are not going to react well to it. Think about how frustrated users often get with modern interface, such as voicemail systems. Now imagine that limited range of response in a humanoid robot, it would have most people mad as can be. If one of those robots got in my way, and I couldn't make it move...Well lets just say wonton destruction would result.

    17. Re:Humanoid Robots by fcolari · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hooking up some charged-up capacitors on the robots' exteriors will quickly solve that problem, methinks. 1... 2... 3... Pu-Bzzzzt!

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    18. Re:Humanoid Robots by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      You have to be careful about the Uncanny Valley, though, at least according to a particular Japanese roboticist. Apparently once you get within a certain closeness of anthropomorphism, small things which aren't "quite right" can really freak people out.

      This is especially apropos given the photos of this particular robot. Pale white face, black orbs for eyes, bright red lips, with vertical lines for guide tracks - they'd have a hard time making it look more vampiric if they tried :).

      The Furby also bothered me for the first few days I had it. It was eerily lifelike, and the fact that I was seeing lifelike responses from something I was mentally filing it as an "object" was quite disturbing until I got used to it.

    19. Re:Humanoid Robots by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone noticed how i,robot robots are similar to the robots in Animatrix. The `body' seems to be nearly identical.

      Also, human form isn't nessasarily something that's bad. It had millions of years of evolution acting upon it, and it managed to evolve into something we have today. Maybe it's not as bad as `versatile' tasks that robots may perform...

      ie: if you want a robot that works like a human in all terrains and environments; maybe the human shape is ideal... But if the robot is doing only 1 task then I'm sure it can be specifically optimized to that task and look nothing like a human.

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    20. Re:Humanoid Robots by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      get a robot to look atonishingly human, but noooooot quite, and it'll wind up looking like a fresh corpse; very human, but not lifelike. that's not exactly comforting.

      approximating would be fine by me, though. I think I'd actually prefer one with chromed metal, anyways.

    21. Re:Humanoid Robots by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Also, I don't think that the cost of ownerhip of humanoid robots has been considered

      Until you have robots that fix robots and robots that build robots. Then the economy shifts into an energy-based economy rather than a work- or product-based economy. And the only thing limiting energy infrastructure is those good old earthly resources like oil, gas, uranium, hydrogen, and whatever stuff they'll be using at that time to harvest solar energy. The robotic revolution is on its way. It started happening quite a long time ago, with robotic assembly lines. It still has a long way to go, but when it fully gets there, the shit is really going to hit the fan. When robots eliminate the need for humans to work, what comes next? Plenty of good sci-fi has been written about it. Star Trek (sorta) and the Matrix come to mind.

    22. Re:Humanoid Robots by frankmu · · Score: 1

      it didn't stop bill gates from stealing one. at least thats what was shown on Pirates of Silicon Valley

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    23. Re:Humanoid Robots by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      It would seem more useful to build robots that are designed with the task they must perform in mind. Therefore, they could perform it far better than any human.

      Rather than repost, I'll just point you to this
      previous /. thread. Humanoid robots will humanoid for a reason.

    24. Re:Humanoid Robots by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The other thing to keep in mind is that the human shape has proven to be a great generalist form. It can move well over most type of ground. Yes people are slower than horse on flat ground but have you evern seen a hourse rock climb? Yes a spider can climb well but is it very fast on open ground? humanoid robots could very well have a place in many doing many tasks.
      The other thing to remember is that the we have made a lot of the world for us. If want to create a robot that can funtion in say a building or a power plant it will have to fit through doors and climb stairs and ladders.

      Remember what Doctor Who said to the Daleks, "How can you rule the universe when you are stopped by a flight of stairs."

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    25. Re:Humanoid Robots by OrangeTrafficCone · · Score: 1

      The fourth item, specifically avatars, reminded me of The Modular Man, a reasonable piece of science fiction (so far...)

    26. Re:Humanoid Robots by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 1
      The point made in the link is that if non humanoid robots break down, then humans could not step in and use the tools that the robots had been using.

      It provided an example of a automobile factory where non humanoid robotic "arms" did the work, as many of you have probably seen video of. The poster claims that if these were to break down, then the factory would be idle because the factory and tools had been set up for non humanoid workers to use, but that if humanoid robots were used, then the workers could just pick up the robot's tools and continue working.

      I believe this is wrong. First off, the initial investment of the robots would be much higher and you would have to pay for features that had nothing to do with making cars, so that if they break, employees who have no experience can step into their place if they break down. I would think that you would have only hired repairmen (repairbots?) to begin with, so they repair your productive workers.

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    27. Re:Humanoid Robots by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

      Or when boxing beceomes an all-robot sport, you can have a human stand in for a malfunctioning unit and nobody's the wiser. That's from the Twilight Zone episode "Steel," that seems to be the basis for the recent Simpsons episode "I, D'oh-bot" in which Homer, frustrated with his failure to build a winning machine for Robot Rumble, disguises himself as a robot to compete. The more Twilight Zone I watch, the more Simpsons episodes I find the seeds of.

    28. Re:Humanoid Robots by burdalane · · Score: 1

      I think the "uncanny valley" theory is somewhat plausible. Sometimes other people make me uncomfortable because they resemble me but are not really me. I imagine this would be worse with a humanoid robot.

  5. Bow Down! by edrams · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new 18-month-old child-sized robot overlords.

    1. Re:Bow Down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up

    2. Re:Bow Down! by High+Hat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, Robot, welcome our new 18-month-old child-sized humanoid overlords.

    3. Re:Bow Down! by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      Dammit! I just posted, so I can't mod you funny.

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  7. The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who's to say that when AI develops conciousness that it will still be succeptable to programming barriers and rules.

    1. Re:The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I've read account of neural networks displaying the symptoms of a near death experience. As a trained neural network is disassembled eventually it will begin to output previously learned information.

      AI will show us some amazing things one day, but we're probably still 40 or so years away from that.

      LK

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    2. Re:The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      There's a really good book (Wyrm, by Mark Fabi) that deals a little with this - the rules for a designed system are different from the rules for an evolved system. The book posits that it's impossible to create a true, conscious AI, but that it would be possible for one to "evolve".

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    3. Re:The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by 'developing consciousness'? Not trying to troll here, just curious.

    4. Re:The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      He probably means that our brains' consciousness is simply a controlled series of electrical pulses as guided through a neural network. One day we will easily have neural networks made out of silicon rather then carbon (silicon conducts better) that will mimick the brain and actually become superior. In this way the robots will have achieved what we consider consciousness. We are humans and give ourselves too much credit, we are complex but not so complex that we cant recreate ourselves in a better fashion. I mean we only do one thing well and that is pattern recognition, recognizing series of images, events, sounds, etc... it all simplifies to pattern recognition. We are hard pressed to multiply a million numbers together because we weren't designed for it. Our brain is a neural network, its not made for calculations, its made for recognizing patterns. We will recreate it one day in the form of a machine, despite what some people say. Its no more the 40 years away.
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:The I,Robot concept isn't impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean we only do one thing well and that is pattern recognition
      Actually the human brain is a very good calculator. Ever throw or catch a ball or frisby?

  8. Codependant people by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...the robot appears to be displaying quite different emotions.

    I can just see it now, "It looks angry. Oh no! I wonder what I did to make it mad?"
    Robot changes positions. "It's happy! Now if I can only keep it happy."
    "Oh oh, it's looking mad again."

    Ok, it's been a slow day.

    1. Re:Codependant people by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a day in the life of the married man.

  9. Re:Ready.. get set.. by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Booook? What's a book? Are you implying there is some other form of entertainment than what we are allowed from the benevolant movie and tv people?

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  10. Not named? Hardly. by Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

    The yet to be named robot is about the same size as an 18-month-old child . . .

    It *does* have a name:Twikki.

    Duh.

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  11. This already exists by duckpoopy · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's called Robosapien. Just head down to BestBuy and get one.

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    1. Re:This already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  12. Doing Right Things and Doing Things Right by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why are we trying to create robots that are smart, interactive and intellingent like human? We can't even create a human the way we wanted it, why do we think we can on a machine?

    Shouldn't we concentrate on making robots doing the things right, i.e. doing the assigned tasks right, instead of trying to design robots that can decide what are the right things to do.

    1. Re:Doing Right Things and Doing Things Right by no+longer+myself · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The immediate use of these "primitive" humanoid robots is probably going to be limited to entertainment and novelty, but you touch on a point that is at the very heart of why we attempt to create humanoid robots: We want artificial "friends" to do what we can't persuade actual humans to do for us.

      Essentially, it's giving people the ability to say, "Hey, you won't scratch my back? Fine. I'll just go out and buy a robot, and then I won't need you at all!"

      It's the social equivalent to masterbation, and yet I still want one.

    2. Re:Doing Right Things and Doing Things Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can do that already to quite a good level, just look at car maufacturing as an example

      The problem is that if something goes wrong, a human has to intervene to fix things. If the machine was intelligent, it could solve the problem itself. Again you may ask why don't we just give it the intelligence to solve those problems, but that too has limitations. To be fully effective, it would need extensive intelligence, which would enable it to go far beyond the limitations we want to place on it, ie fixing a blockage in a production line and getting back to making cars.

      The fear that exists, mainly due to media and hype from films like I, Robot & The Matrix, is that this intelligence would not exist with any morals so the machines would always take the logical path, regardless of the moral implications and the cost of life. Whether we can ever create an intelligent being with morals that exist at the flick of a switch is highly questionable but theres just people out there who or going to do it, or die trying!

    3. Re:Doing Right Things and Doing Things Right by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      We want artificial "friends" to do what we can't persuade actual humans to do for us.

      Essentially, it's giving people the ability to say, "Hey, you won't scratch my back? Fine. I'll just go out and buy a robot, and then I won't need you at all!"


      How dismal.

      Robots are not meant to be a subsitute for human relationships. Robots, humanoid or no, (and like any machine) are meant to extend and/or replace human labor and make us more productive, (and therefore, more wealthy).

      I wish people would stop anthropomorphizing and romantacizing robots. I just want a robot to wash the dishes, do laundry, mow the lawn and scrub the toilet. When it breaks, I'll fix it or get a new one. I'll upgrade when the new model comes out. It will not be my "friend."

      When I have a robot, I'll have more time to spend with my family, and go make more real friends.

      Sheesh.

    4. Re:Doing Right Things and Doing Things Right by mandreiana · · Score: 1

      150 years go - Why try to research flying? Better to have faster railroads!

  13. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Gleapsite · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here come the jokes about I, Robot mostly from people who haven't read the book.

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  14. Re:Ready.. get set.. by phalse+phace · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um... You realize this is slashdot, right? Book? Ha! When people can't even be bothered to RTFA....

  15. If... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it learns how to play chess... then we're really screwed.

    1. Re:If... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Just as long as it doesn't play chess in Yugoslavia.

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  16. Imagine a.... by cr0y · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talking armadillo...

    What did you think I was gonna say?

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  17. Antimatter thoughts by Decaff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I hope it's not getting us closer to 'I, Robot'. Remember, the Azimov robots used positronic brains. Even a simple headache could result in the destruction of a city block.

    1. Re:Antimatter thoughts by delibes · · Score: 2, Informative
      Anyone got any suggestions how a positronic brain works exactly? The Star Trek TNG writers gave Data one too, probably as a nod to Asimov (spelled with an 's' BTW). I've never seen even a vague excuse for a description of how one works. However we can do some maths to try and see how much energy is involved.

      A single positron/electron has a rest mass of about 0.511 MeV (million electron volts). A proton is in the region of 938 MeV. Converting electon volts to Joules (with Google) tells me "one electron volt = 1.60217646 x 10^-19 Joules".

      So, one electron/positron annihilation will release (2 x 511) MeV == 1.63742434 x 10^-10 Joules. Assuming the positronic brain has a few billion of these, then allowing them all to react with each other will release a few joules of energy - this will take the form of gamma rays anyway, so things nearby will get irradiated, not blasted by a big explosion.

      Interestingly, this might explain something in one of Asimov's robot stories called Victory Unintentional. A robot interacting with life forms on Jupiter (Asimov didn't have the benefit of modern space probe data) apologises to a native Jovian for killing some bacteria-type samples in a lab as a result of the robot emitting radiation.

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    2. Re:Antimatter thoughts by linzeal · · Score: 3, Informative

      For a brief synopsis of the positronic meme, see here.

    3. Re:Antimatter thoughts by ArsonPerBuilding · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Asimov was always light on explainations of the science behind his fiction. That being said, the positronic brain was just a plot device. It was made of layers of platinum and irridium and was the part of a robot that gave it the spark of life.

      Asimov started writing his robot stories sohrtly after positrons were discovered, and the best I can speculate is that he choose "positronic brain" to make it sound neat. People that kept up with modern science were in on the joke and casual sci-fi readers had a cool word.

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    4. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Surak_Prime · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you've not considered the sort of mechanisms needed to achieve such a mind in the first place - they eliminate the problem you suggest, for the most part. I'll use Data as an example, since his brain has been more thoroughly described than the Asimovian ones he is based on.

      First, there would be a very small number of positrons extant in the mind at any given moment, so there would be a very low yield should such a brain explode. Second, the only way positrons exist in Data's mind in the first place is through the use of a "phase discriminator". Sounds like technobabble, I know, but I don't think it is, entirely. Its name implies that it would shift the existance phase in a manner similar to what happened to LaForge and Ro in that one episode - effectively making it impossible for matter and antimatter to collide and explode. And his brain was set up in such a way that if the phase discriminator wasn't working, the brain didn't work at all.

      As to why positrons would be used at all, the only thing I've ever been able to think of is that it would allow information to travel both ways simultaneously - full-duplex, if you will. Seems to me we're already exceeding what advantages we could get from that with quantum computing, and without all that nasty playing about with anti-matter.

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    5. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Assuming the positronic brain has a few billion of these,

      Surely its likely to be a lot more. I mean, our brains have at least 100 billion cells, each of which can have 10,000 synapses. If positrons take the place of electrons, you may have 10s of them for each synapse (at least!).

      So, its 100 x 10,000 x 10 = 10 million times worse than you calculate....

    6. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Anyone got any suggestions how a positronic brain works exactly? The Star Trek TNG writers gave Data one too,

      The Star Trek writers would probably give the same response as when they were asked how the Heisenberg Compensators (used to prevent quantum effects distrupting transportation) worked:

      'Very well thank you!'

    7. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Speare · · Score: 2, Funny

      The dry cleaner called. They said they can't get the melted blobs of Vulcan ear plastic out of your black and red spandex suit.

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    8. Re:Antimatter thoughts by heydonms · · Score: 1

      Actually the robots in that story used gamma radiation to see, presumably there isn't much sun light on the jovian "surface"

    9. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Its name implies that it would shift the existance phase in a manner similar to what happened to LaForge and Ro in that one episode - effectively making it impossible for matter and antimatter to collide and explode.

      Note that they did not fall through the floor, so its ok if Data hits his head on the walls, but not the floor.....

    10. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 1

      Assuming the positronic brain has a few billion of these

      Given that typical electron densities can be in the range of 10^20+, 10^9 positrons can safely considered noise - as in 'not nearly enough to form a signal, let alone be used for processing information'.

      That aside, I doubt Asimov himself had much of an idea about how it was supposed to work. One would not want to mix matter and antimatter anyway, unless it's meant as an energy source ^_^

    11. Re:Antimatter thoughts by Surak_Prime · · Score: 1

      That's okay. She was worth it.

      (What do you think melted those ears in the first place? )

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  18. face only a mother could love by Pilferer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jesus Christ that's creepy!

    A good read for anyone making "robots" : the uncanny valley

    This is just a little TOO "deformed child" for my taste.

    1. Re:face only a mother could love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit graphs, datapoints, and measurements, all topped off with unprofessional type? Awesome!

    2. Re:face only a mother could love by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing when I saw it.

  19. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Informative

    "You realize it was a book, right?"

    You realize it was a short story about a robot named Robbie, right?

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  20. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Here come the jokes about I, Robot mostly from people who haven't read the book."

    A.) I read the 'book'. (Actually it was a short story, or a collection of short stories depending on which title you read.)

    B.) This doesn't nullify my joke at all. :P

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  21. 18 month old child? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What is that in years? I left my month to year conversion chart at church.

  22. Can't steal its lunch money by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Unless it has been loaded with the ability to be humiliated and bullied it's not much of a kid humanoid.

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  23. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just admit to yourself that you failed it.

  24. Eh. by sockonafish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not buying a robot until they produce one that runs on beer, insults my friends, and steals from people.

    1. Re:Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bite my shiny metal ass meatbag

    2. Re:Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not buying a robot until they produce one that runs on beer, insults my friends, and steals from people.

      Can't you think of a use for a robot other than "boyfriend"?

  25. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    You realize it was an episode of The Outer Limits starring Leonard Nimoy, right?

    (Seriously, I just saw it last week--and my ReplayTV had it labeled something else for the episode name, so I'm really really glad I decided to watch it; very timely, and I'm seeing the movie in a couple hours with my girlfriend.)

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  26. um .... by jdkane · · Score: 2, Interesting
    effects that interaction with humanoid robots has on children

    I saw the pictures ... it looks like a "Chucky" robot for kids. I don't know what effect it will have on kids, but I know the thing scares me shitless.

    Ya, way to go USC ... Great interface! Keep 'em coming.

    1. Re:um .... by jdkane · · Score: 1
      I mean, just replace that ping-pong paddle with a knife. I already know I'm not going to sleep tonight. Damn you Slashdot.

      (Sorry, this is my last post on this subject ... I just seem to have a weird fixation with that thing). It's already starting isn't it? ..... Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh

  27. The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Truly economy shaking. AI will have to advance significantly in order to handle our environment, I can't think of a reason it couldn't advance to the point where it can outperform most humans. This means that 90%, 95% unemployment (euphemistically called leisure time) will be the order of the day. The world economy will have to change.

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    1. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      But it will be Leisure Time, robots will do all the work and the masses will sit at home and drink beer. Well they'll probably do a bit more than that seeing as each person could be an emperor in essence.

    2. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by benna · · Score: 1

      However, if it was to work out right, everything would become almost free because you don't need to pay robots to work. This would only happen once the robots can run their own businesses though. Before that happens people will still own the robots and just take their robots pay. But just think of it, one day almost everything could be nearly free.

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    3. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by The_reformant · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its depatable if AI outperforms us in very limited domains which are tailor made for heavy computations (chess AIs can compete against strong human opposition but in go AIs can barely beat amateurs)

      I think its a somewhat naive view that AI will ever develop to the point that it outperforms humans at arbitrary and varied tasks.

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    4. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Skidge · · Score: 1

      It would probably be pretty hard to get the robot owners to give up control of the robots. It seems that there's always people who want more power than others and control of the working robots would be the source of that power. If someone came to take them away, they'd be able to unleash their horde of robot housekeepers turned warriors upon the rest of civilization. (see Mom's Robots on Futurama).

    5. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

      You aren't extrapolating advances in knowledge about how the human brain works. It's naive to believe that you are any more than a chemical machine which couldn't some day be replaced by something manufacturable.

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    6. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by benna · · Score: 1

      At some point the robots will have to be given their rights. At this point people won't control them anymore. This will take a long time but with advanced enough robots it would be a serious "robot rights" abuse. Its not like there is any real difference between an extremly complex robot brain and a human one.

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    7. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, that's not likely to happen. Most likely there will be a few people that control the robots and live prosperous, while the other 95% is dying because of malnutrition (no job, no money etc).

      It does scare me a bit I must admit. I can think of a lot of jobs in our company that are already within reach of this robots capabilities...

    8. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a bit naiive to expect those same "chemical machines" to design and build a machine of equal or great abilities any time soon. I don't know what slashdot readers have seen of AI lately, but it ain't even close to that, its not within 100 years off.

    9. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by The_reformant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have a fair idea of how the "hardware" of the human brain works but the connectionist architecture isn't getting us closer to the holy grail.

      I personally think the human race will have wiped itself out before we have a machine that can pass the total turing test.

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    10. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by danila · · Score: 1

      Then you will have to move to Cuba. Cuba may not be the best place to live right now due to the economic difficulties caused by the embargo and the collapse of the socialist countries worldwide, but you can't deny that the government there (and Fidel in particular) cares deeply about the wellbeing of the people. Education and health systems there are nothing short of spectacular. And every kid gets free (as in beer) milk until he is 6 years old (not kidding).

      I am sure that even if American corporations (with bought politicians) limit the access to robots, some of the remaining communist/socialist states will use the technology (robots + AI) to finally build communism, just as they wanted to do for a century now. It may end up being kind of like Australia Project in Brain's Manna.

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    11. Re:The economic effects of humanoid Robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of a lot of jobs in our company that are already within reach of this robots capabilities

      You mean management? :o)

  28. Re:Ready.. get set.. by mek2600 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ha! You liar... "girlfriend"...

  29. ADAPT by JensLH · · Score: 1

    According to this (in danish) Aalborg University takes part in a research project "ADAPT" where a robot is to be aware of its "self".

  30. Re:Not named? Hardly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This wasn't meant to be modded "Interesting." It's suppose to be "Funny." Twiki is the robot from Buck Rogers.

  31. Robotic capability is accelerating by Saeger · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There's a crossover point for each kind of job where robotic labor outperforms human labor in terms of efficiency and cost. Soon to be out of the job are millions of burger flippers, truckers, pilots, and others, who suddenly find themselves technologically unemployed (and waiting for the economy to suddenly 'create' millions of new jobs that can be better filled by humans - yeah right).

    This automation trend will continue to accelerate, but what *could* be a paradise is increasingly looking like a corporate dystopia because the productivity gains, even today, are being hoarded by the wealthy few at the highest rate in history.

    When welfare/livingwage is still a dirty word, stuff like this isn't funny: "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script."

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    1. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by Koil · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more...I hate saying, because I feel like I've read too many books or seen to many movies, but the fact that we're "getting there" sets an uneasy feeling in my stomach.

      Too be honest, I am surprised more automation hasn't been done to the burger flippers, truckers, waiters of the world. The technology we have currently is more that sufficient to handle the load in one form of automation or another. Just the cost is prohibitive, and I imagine unions and lobbyists are looking out for these evils as well....just kind of scary that they're knocking a little louder these days, and going to be asking for ba-ba's soon.

    2. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Define in as exact a figure as you can what a living wage is, please.

    3. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1
      If you read the book "Fast Food Nation" you'll find that robotic burger flippers and robotic softdrink dispensers have been tried since the 60's all with dismal success . . . designing even a burger flipping robot that can cook a burger sufficiently without over/undercooking it is not a trivial task.

      I suppose that such robots could be designed now, but more important to the industry is the upfront cost and longterm ownership cost of such a robot (as well as the speed and accuracy of the robot's performance). Nowadays its honestly cheaper to hire minimum wage-slaves than to buy robots.

      Perhaps a good hike in the minimum wage would be a good boost to the robot industry (and perhaps unfortunately, unemployment)

    4. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

      This is why the key is the humanoid shape and artificial intelligence. They can then simply take over from people without having to spend time designing something specific like a burger flipping robot.

      They'll start out as spectacularly expensive, military hardware and there won't be any laws preventing them from killing people. Then as the costs come down they'll end up in other hazardous situations and gradually as manufacturing capacity increases, costs will fall to the point that like the automobile/TV/mobile phone, any business could own them, but this time instead of increasing human productivity and putting relatively small percentages of the population out of work, it'll be almost everyone.

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    5. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1
      But my point was that even the robots made especially to do this kind of activity couldn't get it right . . . plug in the syrups and the carbonated water . . . load the cups and plug in water for the ice maker, and you still don't get a successful affordable drink dispensing robot for the fast food industry . . . Now you want to add the complexity of stereoscopic vision, bipedal walking across a potentially wet and slippery floor and avoiding dynamic obstacles (other employees) . . . not to mention the added difficulties of grabbign the cup, making sure its only 1 cup (not two or more stuck inside each other), placing it properly to fill it with ice and liquid (in proper proportions and filled to the top . . .) and then putting one of those flimsy plastic top on it (I have trouble with that one myself) and then delivering the product.

      Now incorporate all the failure modes: Bent cup, broken soda machine, bad lid, out of syrup, no carbonation, no cups, no lids, etc. . . .

      Can you even imagine all the matrix math just to prevent interferences with static objects?

      If we can't do it with a dedicated robot first, I think its wishful thinking to think that it will be affordable to do it with a humanoid robot (unless the dedicated robot is the humanoid robot . . .tasks that are specifically suited for humaniod shaped robots)

    6. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Varies from city to city, but in Richmond, VA USA, for a single person it has to be at least $10 an hour. Even that will only get you a shitty apartment, groceries and gas money. I'd hate to think what a living wage would be in a real city like NYC, Chicago or LA.

      BTW, my figures are with my own tax with-holding and assume you already own a car. If you had to buy even a used one, I don't think that $10ph is enough. And without a car, you'd be unable to get all but the worst kinds of shitty minimum wage jobs.

    7. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In 2001, I was working in Chicago. Many of the McDonalds there were using a robot drink dispenser. As soon as an order was keyed in, a rotating platform would have a cup dropped onto it, where the thing would rotate the cup underneath the correct fountain and dispense the drink, to be rotated again for a lid to be popped onto it. Was interesting how it would react to multiple drinks when they weren't all the same flavor. It would put all 4 cups down, then rotate back and forth so that the flavors were in the order keyed in, presumably so that stupid wageslaves wouldn't get them mixed up when handing to customers. Seemed like it would be rather reliable to me.

      And practically all of the stores I've been to have the french fry basket dispensers. Seems a small step to have the thing drop the baskets into the fryers.

      I do agree about the burgers, which seem more difficult, but what about the rest of a fast food joint? Many of the tasks, including "building" the sandwiches seem easily within the realm of automation.

    8. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by PostItNote · · Score: 1

      A living wage is a wage such that a person working 40 hours a week for 50 weeks a year is above the poverty line for their area after taking into account health insurance. Now we can quibble about the poverty line, and whether you should use the poverty line for a family or for an individual. But the poverty line is at least a number that we have been researching for a few decades now. - http://aspe.hhs.gov/poverty/04poverty.shtml

    9. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Actually the jobs that will be ripe for replacment by robots is not the burger flipper and such. It will be the accounts, lawyers, and such. It will cost way to much to put a robot in a job that uses the work force from the local high school. But as accounts a robot would be great, it would know every single accounting rule and law, and would be programmed to prevent a debacle like Enron from happening.

      Or as a lawyer which knows all case law. I figure a robot will have more ethics than the current batch of lawyers so cases should go much quicker since the friviolous lawsuits would never make it to court.

    10. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you hit the nail right on the head with that one.

      A robotic lawyer and or accountant would have ethics, would not take proper advantage of the "extremely grey" area and therefore not be as good as a human one.

    11. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who will repair the robots and write the shell scripts then? people will. thats who. robots cant do everything.

    12. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had some friends in college that developed such a machine in college, the problem for their product in the fast food industry is that it's even cheaper to put the pop machine on the other side of the counter and let the customer fill it for free. That said the movie was interesting and good, although I never read the books.

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    13. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      10? Why not 11 then?

    14. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Assuming that I'm right with my figures, $11 an hour means about $120 a month that doesn't get allocated to the necessities. Save it, blow it, hire hookers... but I took living wage to mean no spending money.

      Or maybe I'm wrong and $11 leaves with nothing other than the basics. So what? I'm pretty close to the correct number, even if it's not exact.

    15. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Come on, give me a number here.....I don't deal in vagueness.

    16. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Well that's when you have to start redefine what is a 'necessity'. And also redefining what a safe and sound necessity is. I mean a 2 bedroom house is nice but a three bedroom is a little roomier. Better make it $13 an hour.

    17. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Thats only true until someone writes that all important shell script that lets the computer write shell scripts, and efficiently too. I mean genetic algorithsm are already used to design hardware in ways we couldn't imagine, and I've seen Kurzweil's bots' art, music, and poems, and its all really good stuff. He has tons of original works of art made by computers that is of excellent quality, you'd never know that it wasnt a human who made it. Once AI is brought to the level where it can write logic for other bots and itself, then there will truly be nothing left for humans to do other then enjoy life and take up whatever hobbies/interests they want to. Thats assuming that something doesnt go horribly wrong, but one day we may reach the point of "perfect happiness" if you will. We just have to get there on the right path.
      Regards,
      Steve

    18. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by PostItNote · · Score: 1

      Well, where do you live? You clearly want a number to trash, but I gave you the algorithm to figure it out yourself. Find out the poverty line in your state, assume that the job offers health care (not likely), and then divide the poverty line by 2000 to find the hourly wage.

      Alternatively, your can look into health insurance (single person purchasing catastrophy-only insurance alone is ~$250/month in my experience, but you can probably go up or down from that) and then multiply it's monthly cost by 12 and add it to the "required wage" bucket.

      Nationally, it looks like if you are living for only yourself and must buy your own health care then the living wage is around $6.40/hour, which seems low, largely because I live in an area where the cost of living is higher than average. Note that the number I just gave you is post-tax. I beleive that taxes require that it actually be around $8.50/hour to really be a living wage, but that's a shot in the dark.

    19. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Hardly. It's more a matter of whether or not the low end apartment prices have went up significantly in the few years that I've had cause to worry about them.

      And $13 is too high. If you want something to troll about, go find another topic.

    20. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by Akatosh · · Score: 1

      or you can work 2 minimum wage jobs and eat lots of ramen

    21. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1
      Wow! I hadn't seen one of these since the early 80's when they were installed at several Burger King's and quickly retired because they jammed and people weren't getting the right drink.

      Seems that I'm a bit behind the times . . .

    22. Re:Robotic capability is accelerating by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Damn. $8.50 an hour? I'm like 7 cents shy of that, and I'm unionized, I better lodge a complaint.

  32. Holy crap! by iammaxus · · Score: 1

    I can tell you the reaction a kid will have to that. "Ah! Mommy!" That thing is friggin scary looking. It probably only gets worse when its eye aperture starts changing and its string-for-a-mouth moves up and down. I think they should take a look at this article.

  33. mod parent up by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Funniest comment I've seen in awhile.

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  34. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Just admit to yourself that you failed it."

    Yep, I made an ass of myself.

    Completely unrelated to the book, I fully expected a few jokes about the movie. But as of the time of writing where there's about 50 comments or so, nobody appears to have.

    So, yep, I failed it.

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  35. Danger Will Robinson by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I think that studies like this must be tempered with caution. What is a potential problem for the future is this. If we gain enough understanding about how humans interact with human-like machines what is to stop someone for using that knowledge for nefarious purposes.

    One could make a machine of war appear to be a friendly robot until it gets close enough to eviscerate people.

    LK

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    1. Re:Danger Will Robinson by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah. Technology is bad because all people aren't good. Luddite.

    2. Re:Danger Will Robinson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah, and find Sarah Connor... we know. Move on, nothing to see here.

    3. Re:Danger Will Robinson by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      You apparently need to look up the word "Luddite".

      LK

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  36. Is this story put out by 'I Robot's' PR people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't everyone getting tired of these stupid pr stories we see all over cnn and the news?
    It's so annoying. All these "lets create the buzz(whatever that means)" stories really suck.
    I guess there isn't much real news going on these days.

  37. Everyone can relax.... by Artifakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I RTFA'ed (yes, I'm odd that way), and the thing has no red LEDs what-so-ever. Since red LED's are required to set the evil bit in humanoid robots, we are all safe.

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    1. Re:Everyone can relax.... by catfishmonkey · · Score: 1

      Informative???

      You kids need help.

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      I hate to say it, but you're right. In fact, if you want to forward this to Cowboy Neal, please do. I'll gladly agree with you. Or I could go gather some more details on the subject, and say something actually informative while declining karma if you think that's necessary.

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  38. Revolution and war by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    If it gets really bad there will simply be revolution. As AI and robotics make larger proportions of the population economically redundant there will be increased ghettoisatisation, civil disturbance, possibly even revolution. I don't believe that capitalism will survive truely artificially intelligent humanoid robots.

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  39. Robot? by TechniMyoko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Robots are single function machines like the ones ford uses. The multipurpous ones shaped like a humanoid are called androids

    1. Re:Robot? by freshmkr · · Score: 4, Informative

      Robots are single function machines like the ones ford uses. The multipurpous ones shaped like a humanoid are called androids

      I disagree.

      I'm getting a graduate degree in robotics. My school has a few humanoids. We call them robots. We've got arms. We call those robots too. Same with the trashcan-shaped research robots, the Segway-platform robots, the AIBOs, the helicopters, the farm equipment, the cars, the blimp, and so on. All robots. Nobody here thinks the term "robot" refers to "single function machines", huge arms, industrial robots, or anything you find in an ordinary automated factory. It's a much more general category.

      "Androids" are, I guess, a subset of "robots", but nobody here uses that term very much. I suspect it won't be very popular until we have robots that are more like Data.

      Until then,
      --Tom

    2. Re:Robot? by mog007 · · Score: 0

      I was also under the impression that an "Android" was a machine that was capable of free-thought. A robot is simply a kind of machine, like a computer, but instead of manipulation of data it manipulates physical stuff instead, usually to build something.

  40. Re:Ready.. get set.. by TheCyko1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For most of us /.ers that tend not to RTFA, it's primarliy because we can properly weigh the importance of making first post with absorbing any relevant material contained therein. Now please mod this Stupid and continue on with your daily lives.

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  41. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful methinks

  42. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

    The movie starring Wil Smith may share the title I, Robot with Asimov's collection of short stories but I assure you the similarity ends there. The poster is obviously referring to the movie in this context. Good day sir.

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  43. Re:Not named? Hardly. by demo9orgon · · Score: 1

    Just sharing here, apparently my attempt at "productivity" today outside of blogspace is a wash (same as it ever was--same as it ever was....)

    Thank you for the links. That brought back some memories.

    When it comes to "Buck Rogers", my favorite episode of the whole series was episode 14 when Erin Gray as Wilma Derring was all Space-Vampire possessed and hungry for some "Buck"--talking all husky and modulated to Buck Rogers,
    "Ohhh Buck...", apparently space vampires have an incredible libido and rather obvious body-language too.
    She was trying to convince him that it wouldn't hurt being space-vampire dooky or morsel, or whatever through an intercom or something. My entire family was laughing so hard we scared the dogs in the neighbors yard.

    If it hadn't been so freakin' weird it might have been sexy...Erin Gray was a staple of my teen fantasies (right up there with Linda Carter and the Divine Trinity of vaccuous TV: Charlies Angels -- I always preferred Kate Jackson because she had that whole sexy librarian thing going for her and in some ways still does. Compare her to what Farah Fawcett looks like these days, an exercise best left to the reader).

    As for the "Twiki" thing, whomever came up with the "head" design made it quite embarrasing to talk about the show in school. It was always,
    "Hey, isn't that the show with that dickhead wannabe robot on it?" whenever someone nearby was listening in while the geekpool I was with was comparing Erin Gray/Linda Carter/Kate Jackson fantasies.

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  44. Re:Not named? Hardly. by Anomalyst · · Score: 2, Funny

    But is the voice Mel Blanc's?

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  45. YES by wobblie · · Score: 1

    screw a house cleaning robot; I want a robot version of THIS

    1. Re:YES by hesiod · · Score: 1

      That is insane. I want one. What do you do with a piece of equipment like that, create new rivers?

    2. Re:YES by mikael · · Score: 1

      Man, that would make the ultimate Lego/Meccano construction kit. I don't think the entire machine is actually in the picture either.

      The best technical description I can come up with, is "crawler mounted excavator with a telescopic arm with a rotating digging element.

      Machines like that are used in open cast coal mining. Explosives are used to break up the hard rock in order to get to the minerals/ores below. This excavator would be used to scoop up the rubble (might even crush it as well), before the conveyor belt at the back would unload the rubble onto a monster truck.

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  46. Photoshop... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    Will someone please photoshop this robot with Will Smith?!

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  47. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Go jump off a cliff. We hate you, NanoGator. You post on every fucking story. You have no life, outside of Slashdot threads. Die."

    Hehehe. You know you're doin something right when your opposition desperately wants you to die.

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  48. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think that a 25 year old female who deseperately wants a man to buy her a subscription to Slashdot would be more polite.

  49. Remember Ananova? by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This business of "faking emotions" is what robotics people do after they've failed to deal with the physical world. It gets great press, but doesn't do much. Cog at MIT is the most noteable example.

    If you want to see fake talking heads, try Ananova video reports.

    The Honda walking robot, though, is for real. They have a clue.

  50. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People just hate you.

  51. embedded XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard it's running windows XP embedded, sp 1.

  52. That thing isn't going in MY home! by cfuse · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's got to be one of the most wimpy robots ever. Why can't I get the T-800 from Terminator? I would happily have either the fleshed up Austrian look or the skinless metal skeleton with the glowing red eyes. Why do these robot researchers think that I want the pansy-bot?

    1. Re:That thing isn't going in MY home! by spyrral · · Score: 1

      And what exactly would you do with the fleshed up Austian look model? Perhaps you're looking for this?

    2. Re:That thing isn't going in MY home! by cfuse · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm, rubbery!

  53. "effects that interaction with humanoid robots" by sparkz · · Score: 1
    From these photos, I'd say it'd give them nightmares!
    We start to dream around 18 months old (apparently ... I've no idea how anybody can claim to know this, but that's another story!)

    FWIW, my 23-month old daughter would destroy it - she's already worked out how to crash a Linux laptop whilst it's running a screensaver - if I could replicate it, I'd open a bug report!

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    1. Re:"effects that interaction with humanoid robots" by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      Pretty spooky, to be sure.

      Try [ctrl]-[alt]-[backspace]. My son did something similar to me when he was 2. He set the DOS box to send all commands to the printer. I never did figure out what the magic key combo was for that...

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  54. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Let's see.. irrational anger... overzealous attempt to prove just how wrong I am... you must be a woman.

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  55. gee, anthropomorphize much? by jd142 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is interesting to note that the facial expressions are not changed from picture to picture, but the robot appears to be displaying quite different emotions.

    Um, no. I didn't see any difference in the face at all in the pictures. The only slight difference I noticed was in the last one where the lighting was better and I could see the full eyes. I hope the science that comes out of this is objective and useful.

  56. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not attempting to prove you wrong, just commenting on the fact that people hate you. Not your ideas, but you. And, no, not a woman. You?

  57. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah. Except with you, it's personal. This implies that I did something to really upset you. You want to get me back but it hasn't been fruitful. I know. I've been there. Years ago I used to post AC just to get back at people. Blah blah blah.

    Well whatever it was, you have two options: 1.) keep trying to get my goat, or 2.) let's settle it. I'm for #2. I'm not the bad guy that all 3 of the people that hate me say I am. ;)

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  58. Re:Not named? Hardly. by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Beady beady beady.

  59. looks like an "abduction" ET alien almost by zogger · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend said the same thing, from a moms point of view. She said the face was way too scary and alien looking for most very young children. She advises the guys making it-if they are reading this - to either make it cute and cuddly looking, or pure mechanical/square/machinery/normal robot looking, but nothing half way in between.

    I thought it was weird,too, like why try to make it even remotely human looking if you leave out things like ears and hair, etc. And the eyes are way too big and nasty looking.

    They should make the robot *work*, and hire the guys who make those realistic looking love dolls to do the human looking features. Subcontract that part out.

    Or, vicey versa depending on the customer and what part is more important I suppose....

    geek trivia, 50 ersatz forum quatloos for the first person to name the robot on lost in space....

  60. Similar thing is already being done by JanneM · · Score: 1

    here:

    http://www2.nict.go.jp/jt/a134/xkozima/research/ in dex.html

    I would argue that the Infanoid is cuter :)

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  61. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  62. WTF? by glwtta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, that is going to rize up against us and establish and new perfect society of our mechanical superiors? I don't think so. It's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, I'll grant you that, but if they want to fulfill that multitude of hysterical science fiction prediction they are going to have to try a little harder.

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  63. Sadly... by HawaiianMayan · · Score: 1

    Sadly, they forgot the first rule of robotics: try not to build your "humanoid" robots so they look like vampires. (RTFA to see what I'm talking about.)

  64. Moore's law by jellybear · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Moore's law predicts that electronics get cheaper and cheaper. Human labor, on the other hand, has tended to become more and more expensive.

    1. Re:Moore's law by fcolari · · Score: 1

      It's more expensive because we need to pay for the robot housekeepers...

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  65. Re:Ready.. get set.. by jebiester · · Score: 1

    Actually, the book is a collection of short stories (I believe).

    Does anyone know which story the movie is based on?

  66. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  67. The materials aren't there by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    There isn't enough metal on planet earth to support a robot driven economy. It's actually a much more immediate problem than robot induced unemployment. China and India are busy industrializing, but pretty soon enough of both nations will want to industrialize that it'll put a strain on the supply of metal. Baring intersteller mining, we're heading for a _really_ nasty war that'll last until enough people die for the leftovers to industrialize (i.e. WWIII).

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  68. next on the list by zoloto · · Score: 1

    make sure they wear short skirts, and when the wife's away get all kink... err... be more agressive in doing the chores... riiihihiiiight!

  69. Uncanny Valley by jnicholson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The theory has some resonance for me. I'm remembering my reaction to the Final Fantasy movie vs my reaction to something like Toy Story or Shrek, or something that isn't animated.

    Final Fantasy was closer to realistic animation than Shrek was, but I was more comfortable watching Shrek. Every so often, the Final Fantasy animation would slap me around the face with something that jarred, whereas I had dropped that kind of expectation while watching Shrek.

    Animation isn't the same as a realistic robot, but I think the principle may carry over into anything artifical posing as something real - the closer it gets, the more consistent it must be, or it just looks wrong.

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  70. Re:Ready.. get set.. by jnicholson · · Score: 1

    No. Because it's not. It contains characters with the same names as Asimov's, but the resemblence ends there, I assure you.

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  71. "In history" huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the article you mentioned. It describes data going back to 1947. That's certainly a trend, but it's certainly not "the highest rate in history" unless you think writing was invented during the second world war.

    Basically it was just a puff piece; more class resentment but no actual analysis.

  72. Re:Ready.. get set.. by jebiester · · Score: 1

    That's quite disapointing. I was quite looking forward to Isaac Asimov's writing being made into a movie.

    I thought it seemed a bit strange how the robots in the preview for I,Robot seemed to be murdering people and portrayed in quite a negative light - while (from Memory) - Issac Asimov generally portrayed robots in a fairly positive light.

    I guess portraying technology as evil (frankenstein's monster type stories) is more popular these days for some reason...

  73. Hopefully it will be better than I, Robot.. by gphinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope when these robots take over they don't leave as many plot holes as there were in the film. And that Will Smith isn' the savior of man.

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    1. Re:Hopefully it will be better than I, Robot.. by elwzer · · Score: 1

      when is will smith not the savior of man?

  74. Uncanny valley of speech recognition by 2901 · · Score: 1

    This is something that has always bothered me about speech recognition and speech synthesis. What would it really be like to be able to chat freely to an interface whose underlying intelligence was that of the typical command line interpreter?

    My guess is that it would be a miserable experience. The user would be seduced into attribuing a human like intelligence to the program and end up frustrated by its lack of comprehension.

  75. Many years ago by FraggedSquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did an AI Masters degree, part of the background reading was the history of AI. It seemed that every 20 years or so some AI researcher pops up and says "we will have it all cracked in the next 10-20 years", rinse, lather, repeat...

    Still, this does sound quite intersting, the only worry is will it go through the "terrible two's"

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  76. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You stupid fucks have been talking to each other with same-level messages instead of replying to each other's message

    how stupid do you have to be to not understand how this works on slashdot ?

  77. I don't want to die :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the advancement of robots, the thought of a positronic machine slitting my throat at night gives me the heebeejeebees

  78. BabyBot by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the University of Genova (Italy) has a project on a baby-robot, that is quite more advanced than that

  79. Victory Unintentional by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    >A robot interacting with life forms on Jupiter (Asimov didn't have the benefit of modern space probe data) apologises to a native Jovian for killing some bacteria-type samples in a lab as a result of the robot emitting radiation.

    I remember that story... IIRC, the robot was using one of its tools/senses to observe microorganisms in a lab environment. The Jovians had a superiority/invincibility complex, and the robots were total pacifists, and on killing the microorganisms, the robot apologized. Good story... pretty much all of Asimov's were.

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  80. No offense by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    But I hear that Cuba's a crappy place to live if you're not close with Castro's government. The US may not have Canada style healthcare, but I'd rather live in the US than Cuba, thanks very much (No offense). As for communism using robots, it seems to me that you are missing the point of communism, and ignorant (again no offense) of the meaning of the word, "robot". A "robot" is a worker who performs difficult or undesirable labor. Unless you are positively ruling out the possiblity of non-organic consciousness (which I think is dumb), you are not proposing communism, you are proposing a slave state. Communism didn't work in Russia, not because the machines weren't functional (they did make a lot of stuff), but because of events on the world scene (Cold war, anyone?)

    In other words, using robots to do the "shit work" is only different from using ethnic minorities IF you know the machines have no "spark" in them. Because some "shit work" requires a generalizing ability, you can't use robots to do everything unless you allow them some degree of "humanness" or consciousness. Do that and you're a slavemaster. Don't do it and instead of a robot you have a computerized hammer. Either way, there is no "magic bullet" to fixing communism (on any human endeavor for that matter). Capitalism is "working" in the USA. Communism is "working" in China. Iran is a religious dictatorship.

    Robots are cool, robots are useful, robots can be what we make them. BUT, robots cannot be what we can not make them unless we give them self-determination/freedom/consciousness/learning etc, and if we do that, we have created metal humans, not singing toaster ovens. Once the Djinni is out of the lamp, even wishing won't put it back in. Or do you prefer a civil war between humans and machines, winner take existence? I'd rather let the humans try to work out the human problems, even if they are dirty heartbreakers, like, who gets vaccine? Who eats? who lives, who dies? They aren't pretty questions, but if they get asked, would you prefer to let the decision be made by a machine? I could rant all day and this goes off in a hundred directions. Let me say this: ROBOTS ARE NOT THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS ANY MORE THAN COMPUTERS OR SUV'S ARE. THE SOLUTION TO LIFE'S PROBLEMS IS SPECIFIC TO THE INDIVIDUAL (ie friends, sex, money, religion, art, science, etc etc)

    PS, I am a lonely, lonely man and would probably end up having a romantic or at least very close relationship with anything humanoid in my house. Hell, I consider my car a friend. Just didn't want anyone to think I'm anti-'bot.

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    1. Re:No offense by danila · · Score: 1

      Communism in the USSR didn't work mainly because a lot of internal problems accumulated in the country and there was no feedback system built-in. Corruption, consumerism, counterculture, inefficient production, lots of oil, failure to adopt innovations, late adoption of ICT, formalism in many areas, lack of discussion inside the party, etc. Cold war has little to do with the collapse of the USSR, it was a systemic failure.

      As for the slave state, robots don't need consciousness to do work. Your understanding of robots is unfortunately tainted by your personal experience as a human. There are countless ways to solve the ethical dilemma you describe (such as make them dumb terminals controlled by one master program who would get benefits, vacation and respect :) ). And when this is done, robots will play a very important role in solving all our problems and will make communism viable.

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  81. Re:Ready.. get set.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? We have been replying to each other's message. Look at the nested view, jack ass.

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  82. Trolling? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    If you think cramming families into 2 bedroom houses is trolling,well, okay then.

    1. Re:Trolling? by jschottm · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're trolling. What part of "for a single person" do you not understand? You're being argumentative, not making any points, and going on and on, hence, trolling.

  83. can we email? by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    I find your argument tactful and insightful. I would like to continue this conversation via email, do you accept? Specifically, the second paragraph. I'd like to synthesize your view with mine to observe the result. If you want to email, respond and I will post my spam address.

    Alternatively to email, here is what I see as "the rub" with what you said in response to what I said:

    >> As for the slave state, robots don't need consciousness to do work. If it's not conscious, it's just a tool. If it's just a tool, you still need a human to wield it. If it's conscious, even though it's not human it must be accorded the rights we accord humans. This is my viewpoint and I am prepared to defend it.

    >> Your understanding of robots is unfortunately tainted by your personal experience as a human. Touche. One question here though: are you human (and thus in the same boat with me) or non-human? Your response will dictate the method of my rhetoric but not it's contents.

    >> There are countless ways to solve the ethical dilemma you describe (such as make them dumb terminals controlled by one master program who would get benefits, vacation and respect :) ). And when this is done, robots will play a very important role in solving all our problems and will make communism viable. If the ethical dilemma is easy to solve, why is slavery not common, or even accepted? I think that I am fully capable of arguing that a rose by any other name still smells as sweet. As for communism, I will not talk about it publicly, save to say that I am not an economic favoritist (ie, if it ain't broke, don't fix it... if communism can deliver a step towards Utopia, great. In other words I am not positing that communism==bad. I do however tread lightly when discussing it.. my country is full of lunatiks, we call them republicans, they call us unAmerican. *sigh*)

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    1. Re:can we email? by danila · · Score: 1

      I find your argument tactful and insightful. I would like to continue this conversation via email, do you accept?
      Sure.

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  84. Re:Wonton destruction by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

    Wonton destruction? That sounds dangerous to dumplings. I think you meant wAnton, scout.

  85. Robot - slavic for "to work" by jayster · · Score: 1

    Robot is slavic for "job" or "to work" and the term was originally coined as a reference to humanoid or android machine workers in the novel Rossum's Universal Robots, by Karel Capek, who I believe was Czech.

    In the book, the "robots" were humanoid in shape, and able to perform tasks that humans perform.

    I suppose that in the future, if somebody in Russia were to say something like oo menya iest robot, it could be taken to mean either "I have a job" or "I own a humanoid mechanical servant."

    My understanding was also that android refers to a subclass of robots that are specifically made to outwardly resemble a real human, e.g., having skin and hair and so forth, human-like behaviour, human-sounding voice, etc. I don't know where the term might have originally been used, however.

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  86. Re:Someone had to say it... by GreenHairedDave · · Score: 0

    Ok - honestly. Metamoderators - mod this unfair. I DO believe that Redundant means someone else already said it or that it was already implied. Off-topic, maybe. But realistically - that's rediculous. The "Imagine a beowulf cluster of.." jokes are (in?)famous around the slashdot dark alley. Really, I would have honestly thought I deserved a 1, Funny. I didn't think it was 5, funny, material, but I would have thought at least a 1. Let's take the mod points away from the new kids who don't really know what's going on around here.

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  87. Re:Robot? Androids are Hybrids by GoPlayGo · · Score: 1

    Originally, androids were hybrids that used genetic engineering for a mostly carbon-molecular platform. See "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick, which became "BladeRunner".

    These days, you would have to add nano-tech to the mix. Considering that computers, gene-modding, and nano-tech are the three legs of the future tech tripod, the lines are going to get blurred very quickly.

    The "andro-" root means male, though "android" may have been coined from "androgynous", meaning both male and female. Somebody with access to OED online please look up "android" and reply to this post!

    In South Africa, a "robot" is a traffic light (red, yellow, green), not even necessarily with a sensor embedded in the pavement.

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  88. cool :) by phyruxus · · Score: 1

    jumpandlink (a) yahoo

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  89. It's about AUTONOMY by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't we concentrate on making robots do the assigned tasks right, instead of trying to design robots that can decide what are the right things to do.

    Suppose you had an employee who needed to be given low-level instructions on how to complete every little task. (Instead of simply telling him "build a house," you had to say "...drive the 517th nail. Move eight inches to the right. Drive the 518th nail...") Such an employee would be worthless because he had no autonomy. Lack of autonomy also currently makes robots useless except in the most repetitive assembly-line type jobs.

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  90. WRONG -- energy is the limiting factor by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    We're in no danger of running out of iron, aluminum, nickel, or magnesium. (Asteroid mining would be great, though, for obtaining large quantities of really rare stuff like platinum.) The real limiting factor on our ability to bring everyone out of third-world status is energy. There are only two safe, practical non-greenhouse-gas-emitting energy sources: nuclear fission and space solar power. So please join me, everyone, in calling for the construction of lots of nuclear power facilities and extraterrestrial solar collectors!

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  91. They'll be AWESOMELY GOOD for the economy by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    The current standard workweek in the United States -- 40 hours -- is much shorter than the standard workweek 100 years ago or even 60 years ago. That's because power tools and automation have drastically raised the productivity of the average worker. The greater productivity, in turn, has resulted in the highest standard of living in history, despite the shorter workweek. We are having our cake and eating it too.

    This trend of increasing productivity is not slowing down -- it's accelerating. Which means that as long as this magnificent growth engine called capitalism isn't interfered with by major terrorist attacks, we're all gonna be living like kings in about 30 years.

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  92. You're a leftist ignoramous by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    waiting for the economy to suddenly 'create' millions of new jobs that can be better filled by humans - yeah right

    This sarcastic comment is pessimistic and ignorant.
    The automotive industry employs millions more people than the horse-and-buggy industry ever did.
    The jet aircraft industry employs millions more people than the hot-air balloon industry ever did.
    The computer industry employs millions more people than the mechanical calulator industry ever did.
    Why do you think the robotics industry will be any different?
    It's not necessary to tax the rich at confiscatory rates to improve the lot of the average citizen. A rising tide really does lift all boats.

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  93. Re:Ready.. get set.. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    Sorry man, I'm working 14 hour days but still somehow managed to get together with a chick. Dunno what gives but she's cool about my priorities, so...

    She hated the movie, btw, but she went anyway knowing she'd hate it so it looks like we've got something going. I realize you were being funny and I'm being offtopic, but what the hell. ;-)

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