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  1. Re:The Old Question. on 2.4, The Kernel of Pain · · Score: -1

    Common, you can't compare windows' version numbering with linux's.

    Even if windows were at 2.4 it would be LIGHT YEARS ahead of linux in EVERY regard. So numbers don't really tell the story, except for microsoft's market share percentage.

  2. hi on 2.4, The Kernel of Pain · · Score: -1
    Jon wasn't the typical computer user. He often dealt with anti-government and communist writings. He also believed in absolute freedom of speech and would often download illegal software, stolen source code, and child pornography just to 'make a point'. Jon needed a computer operating system that made it easy to engage in his anti-government and illegal activities....

    Jon uses Linux.

    Linux itself is practically an illegal operating system. Much of its code is stolen from BSD and leaked windows source. The hierarchy of linux users is much like that of the drug trade. First there is the head leader of the organization, a member of the Russian Mafia named Linus Torvenstov. Linus gives his code to 'distributors' in the same way drug importers sell their goods to large distributors. The distributors are allowed to change the code, the same way drug dealers sometimes change and process drugs. They are also allowed to set their own prices, with low quality linux distro's going for 20$ a piece and the finest quality linux going for well over 1000$. Linux distributors have names that cater to their users, the same way designer drugs like ecstasy variants have hip names. 'Red Hat' is a version of the linux drug for communists. 'Slackware' is for people who slack off and are on welfare. 'Yellow dog' is a version of linux for alcoholics with jaundice. And the list goes on.


    Linux has staked a footing in communist countries such as China and Cuba. It is popular because it does not contain the anti-terrorism features of windows XP that any honest person would want on their computer. China has successfully used linux to control their nuclear weapons aimed at Japan and america. This is extremely unsafe as linux is an unstable operating system not suitable for mission critical tasks. America's nuclear arsenal is controlled by stable pentium-4 based pc's with windows XP government edition. So far there haven't been any accidents, and it is doubtful there will be as windows has auto-update systems that keep it hacker-proof. Crackers and hackers and communist nations that needed an operating system geared at immoral terrorist activities on the other hand use Linux.


    Linux is a popular OS with pedophiles. It has encryption features which make is easy for someone to hide illegal pictures of 5 year old's in horrifying situations. Fortunately, some countries such as UK have created laws that make it a crime to not reveal encryption passwords, and hopefully this will help curb the linux pedophile epidemic. Linux users have even created their own network called 'freenet' that is used almost exclusively for child porn distribution. A popular linux 'distro' for child porn is called 'Debian' which is Finnish for 'Child sodomization'. Debian was apparently developed from stolen windows 3.11 source and the developers are scattered throughout the world and haven't all been tracked down and executed by the CIA yet.



    As you can see Linux is a threat against the freedom of the american people and is the first tool that any cyber-terrorist communist pedophile uses to engage in their immoral activities. WE MUST UNITE AND STOP THIS MENACE.

  3. dear cmdrtaco, gpl issue on Quantum Gravity Observed · · Score: -1

    can you please explain to me how you are able to moderate all the replies to a post as -1 offtopic instantly? I think that under the terms of gpl, you have to reveal your code. Here is the post that I am talking about. Somehow all the replies (there are tons) were instantly modded down to -1. Please reveal the code you used to do this

  4. hi on Quantum Gravity Observed · · Score: -1
    Jon wasn't the typical computer user. He often dealt with anti-government and communist writings. He also believed in absolute freedom of speech and would often download illegal software, stolen source code, and child pornography just to 'make a point'. Jon needed a computer operating system that made it easy to engage in his anti-government and illegal activities....

    Jon uses Linux.

    Linux itself is practically an illegal operating system. Much of its code is stolen from BSD and leaked windows source. The hierarchy of linux users is much like that of the drug trade. First there is the head leader of the organization, a member of the Russian Mafia named Linus Torvenstov. Linus gives his code to 'distributors' in the same way drug importers sell their goods to large distributors. The distributors are allowed to change the code, the same way drug dealers sometimes change and process drugs. They are also allowed to set their own prices, with low quality linux distro's going for 20$ a piece and the finest quality linux going for well over 1000$. Linux distributors have names that cater to their users, the same way designer drugs like ecstasy variants have hip names. 'Red Hat' is a version of the linux drug for communists. 'Slackware' is for people who slack off and are on welfare. 'Yellow dog' is a version of linux for alcoholics with jaundice. And the list goes on.


    Linux has staked a footing in communist countries such as China and Cuba. It is popular because it does not contain the anti-terrorism features of windows XP that any honest person would want on their computer. China has successfully used linux to control their nuclear weapons aimed at Japan and america. This is extremely unsafe as linux is an unstable operating system not suitable for mission critical tasks. America's nuclear arsenal is controlled by stable pentium-4 based pc's with windows XP government edition. So far there haven't been any accidents, and it is doubtful there will be as windows has auto-update systems that keep it hacker-proof. Crackers and hackers and communist nations that needed an operating system geared at immoral terrorist activities on the other hand use Linux.


    Linux is a popular OS with pedophiles. It has encryption features which make is easy for someone to hide illegal pictures of 5 year old's in horrifying situations. Fortunately, some countries such as UK have created laws that make it a crime to not reveal encryption passwords, and hopefully this will help curb the linux pedophile epidemic. Linux users have even created their own network called 'freenet' that is used almost exclusively for child porn distribution. A popular linux 'distro' for child porn is called 'Debian' which is Finnish for 'Child sodomization'. Debian was apparently developed from stolen windows 3.11 source and the developers are scattered throughout the world and haven't all been tracked down and executed by the CIA yet.



    As you can see Linux is a threat against the freedom of the american people and is the first tool that any cyber-terrorist communist pedophile uses to engage in their immoral activities. WE MUST UNITE AND STOP THIS MENACE.

  5. Re:hi on Common Lisp: Inside Sabre · · Score: -1

    yeah I ussually write alot better, but I did this rather quick. I do find it funny thouhgh, I was actually laughing as I wrote it

  6. hi on Common Lisp: Inside Sabre · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Jon wasn't the typical computer user. He often dealt with anti-government and communist writings. He also believed in absolute freedom of speech and would often download illegal software, stolen source code, and child pornography just to 'make a point'. Jon needed a computer operating system that made it easy to engage in his anti-government and illegal activities....

    Jon uses Linux.

    Linux itself is practically an illegal operating system. Much of its code is stolen from BSD and leaked windows source. The hierarchy of linux users is much like that of the drug trade. First there is the head leader of the organization, a member of the Russian Mafia named Linus Torvenstov. Linus gives his code to 'distributors' in the same way drug importers sell their goods to large distributors. The distributors are allowed to change the code, the same way drug dealers sometimes change and process drugs. They are also allowed to set their own prices, with low quality linux distro's going for 20$ a piece and the finest quality linux going for well over 1000$. Linux distributors have names that cater to their users, the same way designer drugs like ecstasy variants have hip names. 'Red Hat' is a version of the linux drug for communists. 'Slackware' is for people who slack off and are on welfare. 'Yellow dog' is a version of linux for alcoholics with jaundice. And the list goes on.


    Linux has staked a footing in communist countries such as China and Cuba. It is popular because it does not contain the anti-terrorism features of windows XP that any honest person would want on their computer. China has successfully used linux to control their nuclear weapons aimed at Japan and america. This is extremely unsafe as linux is an unstable operating system not suitable for mission critical tasks. America's nuclear arsenal is controlled by stable pentium-4 based pc's with windows XP government edition. So far there haven't been any accidents, and it is doubtful there will be as windows has auto-update systems that keep it hacker-proof. Crackers and hackers and communist nations that needed an operating system geared at immoral terrorist activities on the other hand use Linux.


    Linux is a popular OS with pedophiles. It has encryption features which make is easy for someone to hide illegal pictures of 5 year old's in horrifying situations. Fortunately, some countries such as UK have created laws that make it a crime to not reveal encryption passwords, and hopefully this will help curb the linux pedophile epidemic. Linux users have even created their own network called 'freenet' that is used almost exclusively for child porn distribution. A popular linux 'distro' for child porn is called 'Debian' which is Finnish for 'Child sodomization'. Debian was apparently developed from stolen windows 3.11 source and the developers are scattered throughout the world and haven't all been tracked down and executed by the CIA yet.

  7. Re:Oddly Enough... on Measuring The Distance From Earth To Moon · · Score: -1

    you don't have sex, at least not with women, do you?

  8. napster... on Mathematical Analysis of Gnutella · · Score: -1

    The only scaling napster has been doing lately has been down. From millions of users to none at all. The mathematical equation for this is simple: Napster = shit^2

  9. dear cmdrtaco on Business Software Alliance "Grace Period" · · Score: -1

    I heard from a friend that you are giving out the stolen windows source, I suggest you stop as this will not help the linux movement at all!

  10. Re:don't mod this down, you could become a statist on VeriSign/NSI Proposes Domain Name Wait Listing Service · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why was this modded down 2 times? I posted it at 0

    fucking crooked moderation system!

  11. don't mod this down, you could become a statistic! on VeriSign/NSI Proposes Domain Name Wait Listing Service · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm a statistician for a large corporation. I deal a lot with statistics in the computer world, and we are contracted often by ad agencies for information in regards to the preferences of computer users. One assignment was dealing with the operating systems and their user's lifestyle and preferences. The results we came up with were interesting and shocking. Here are some memorable tidbits.

    Windows users

    87% of Windows users are employed (3% on welfare)

    40% hold a university level degree

    43% in a heterosexual relationship

    5% are in a homosexual relationship

    3% have a serious mental disorder

    Linux users

    32% of linux users are employed (15% are on welfare)

    35% hold a university degree

    4% are in a heterosexual relationship

    37% are in a homosexual relationship

    56% have a serious mental disorder

    Thus we have concluded that effective ads related to linux should try and target the mentally disturbed, homosexuals, and the unemployed.

  12. SUV's should be banned on The Ultimate S.U.V. · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    -They are terrible gas wasters

    -they have a higher probability of killing the other driver if they slam into a car

    -they can easily flip over if you turn too fast

    I personally think suv's shouldn't be allowed on the road and anyone who buys them is a schmuck

  13. Re:Months TNG DVDs will be released on Star Trek TNG DVDs · · Score: 0

    I'd probably recommend season 3

  14. Re:maybe redhat didn't know about this research! on Red Hat Invades Washington · · Score: 0

    you are gayer than richard simmons

  15. maybe redhat didn't know about this research! on Red Hat Invades Washington · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm a statistician for a large corporation. I deal a lot with statistics in the computer world, and we are contracted often by ad agencies for information in regards to the preferences of computer users. One assignment was dealing with the operating systems and their user's lifestyle and preferences. The results we came up with were interesting and shocking. Here are some memorable tidbits.

    Windows users

    87% of Windows users are employed (3% on welfare)

    40% hold a university level degree

    43% in a heterosexual relationship

    5% are in a homosexual relationship

    3% have a serious mental disorder

    Linux users

    32% of linux users are employed (15% are on welfare)

    35% hold a university degree

    4% are in a heterosexual relationship

    37% are in a homosexual relationship

    56% have a serious mental disorder

    Thus we have concluded that effective ads related to linux should try and target the mentally disturbed, homosexuals, and the unemployed.

  16. Re:Perfect. on Philips Says Compact Discs Can't be Copyprotected · · Score: 0

    since they own the patents for cd's, they can probably do whatever they want

  17. Re:ah, linux on Embedded Linux On a High Speed Camera · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Actually Canadian cities have VERY low crime rate compared to american ones.

    Probably has to do with the gun control we have.

  18. Re:time to kill myself on Embedded Linux On a High Speed Camera · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    nothing cheers you up like brightly colored windowsXP!

  19. Re:Thoughtless Hemos... on Belgium: A Computer in Every Home · · Score: 1

    yes they should remove the email address and apalogize.. Even if people are sending thoughtful emails the sheer volume could cause a 'slashdot' effect on the mail server... which could be seen as a dos-attack from the u.s. against the government of Belgium.

  20. Re:Eddie Gentry, Slashdotter to the End on Yahoo News Posts Advertisements as News · · Score: 1

    good work, stop wasting your time posting stuff like this here and write a book or something

  21. Re:Another one... on Slashback: Squashing, N'Synch, Yopy · · Score: 0

    anyone have a mirror for gnustep.. I'd like to try it

  22. Re:Hmm on Hugo Award Voting Open · · Score: 1, Funny

    ok this is probably one of the best responses to a troll post I have seen in a while.

  23. rolling on Resources for Rolling Your Own Windowing System? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    rolling your own windows system?

    I think I know what you guys were rolling before writing that bizarre headline.

  24. Re:Celeron on AMD Duron vs. Intel Celeron · · Score: 1, Informative

    it says 'such as' these operating systems, not 'ONLY' these operating systems. Celerons work fine with linux too which isn't listed there.

  25. Re:this is nice on First Official CD Release of FreeBSD · · Score: 0

    Never expect people on slashdot to use correct grammer or spelling! Look at cmdrtaco, he runs a very popular web log site and doesn't even take the time to check what he posts on it. If the person in charge of the site obviously doesn't care about his spelling (aswell as not fixing stupid bugs in his code such as the one that lets people page lenghthen)then don't expect the posters who kiss his royal behind to care too much either.