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Slashback: Squashing, N'Synch, Yopy

A quick Slashback for you this evening with more on the clones who won't get to be killed onscreen, the Yopy (alas!), hacking your PVR, and a skeptical reaction to recent claims of dramatically increased compression. Read on for the goods.

Waitaminute, what happens there between the "lead" stage and the "gold" stage again? HomerSimpson writes: "Recently on /. I read of a compression scheme reported to provide huge gains for the compression of random data. New Scientist reports, however, that the claims are unlikely at best."

Perhaps we can watch some other bands be slaughtered instead? eruditorium writes: "Apparently, the negative public reaction to n'sync's appearence in episode 2 has caused lucas to drop their cameo. See it here on Scifi Wire." san1701 links to another similar posting about this important issue at TheForce.Net.

On-again, off-again is not good for electronic projects. cd_Csc writes: "CNET is reporting on Samsung's newest Windows CE based PDA and mentioned (as a side note) that, 'A Samsung representative also confirmed the cancellation of Yopy, the company's planned Linux-based PDA.'"

Update: 01/11 02:41 GMT by T : Looks like it's not quite that simple: Bill Kendrick writes "LinuxDevices.com caught wind of today's Slashback regarding the Yopy PDA's demise.

Well, fortunately for Yopy fans, they got the real scoop directly from G.Mate..." Thanks for the quick response, Bill, and sorry for spreading false information.

Imagine explaining to your kids what VCRs were. jimmcq writes: "Slashdot previously ran a story asking about Hacking the New Replay TV Units. There have been several recent breakthroughs to allow a PC to emulate a Replay 4000 so that video can be shared in both directions. The source code has been released under the GPL. There are also several variations including a java version and an Apache/PHP Server."

351 comments

  1. Yopy was too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't that the OS was free, just that the implementing company was charging up the wazoo for their services. With no standard, easy to use embedded Linux dev tools (no, gcc and its ilk are not easy to use) and a crappy user experience in the standard Linux shells, Linux is a pain in the ass to support.

    CE, OTOH, has a ton of really nice stuff and very reasonable licensing from Microsoft (though a little higher for "Pocket PC 2002"-certified licenses).

  2. You know it's just a cover up.... by 11thangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real reason N*Sync's cameo was dropped was because Natalie Portman can't keep up with the dance steps.

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    1. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny
      The real reason N*Sync's cameo was dropped was because Natalie Portman can't keep up with the dance steps.
      Not with hot grits down her pants, anyway.
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    2. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not with hot grits down her pants, anyway.

      Forget the hot grits, she's naked and PETRIFIED, for goodness sakes! Who could dance in those conditions?

    3. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice one...Troll && FP!

      ~ted

    4. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reason N*Sync's cameo was dropped was because Natalie Portman can't keep up with the dance steps. Not with hot grits down her pants, anyway. Damnit, there went an entire mouthful of coffee. My boss says you owe us a new keyboard.

    5. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Smegma4U · · Score: 1

      Pardon my idiocy, but can anyone tell me where the Natalie Portman/hot grits thing started? I'm familiar with most of /.s "in" jokes, but I've never seen the source for this one.

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    6. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      I'm not positive, but I think I remember Googling this one and coming up with a posting on alt.erotica.sex-stories (I think) in which a school-aged Ms. Portman is seduced into the world of nude modeling.

      IIRC, the photog was pushing her to do more and dirtier poses and she was "naked and petrified".

      I'm not sure about the hot grits...

      GTRacer
      - Natalie should be micknamed Medusa cos' when guys look at her they get...oh never mind...

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    7. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does it really matter for real music you have to go back to metal age. to good bands like metallica

    8. Re:You know it's just a cover up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was there to see the whole thing start on segfault.org. (I am not proud of this.) When segfault still allowed write-in options for polls, the ones which would appear every time were "Natalie Portman's Clit" and "Mae Ling Mak Naked and Petrified". Eventually, these merged. And then the write-in polls ended and the trolls showed up here.

  3. Attack of the Clones by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the clones themselves are the ones being attacked. For once Hollywood (or Lucas at least) actually listened!

    Maybe he's just planning on compressing them 100:1 with that new algorithm so that nobody can see them. Perhaps due to the repetitive and unoriginal nature of all "clone" (or "popular") music, a higher compression ratio would be achieved. Think of it, I only need to store one song to hear every 500 out there

    1. Re:Attack of the Clones by Sux2BU · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the stories about various things (a shoe, potatoes, etc.) being placed in the astroid field in Empire Strikes Back. Personally, I'm indifferent. If they use them, I could care less unless I notice it. Who really cares if one of the faceless extras is member of Nsync?

  4. George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by LilDebbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean he'll add a five minute spot to the film where Jar-Jar gets brutally murdered?

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    1. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by servasius_jr · · Score: 4, Redundant

      Does that mean he'll add a five minute spot to the film where Jar-Jar gets brutally murdered?

      Yes. My sources indicate that a wookie will rip his arms off.

    2. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Webratta · · Score: 0

      Heh. After all the bad press from Episode 1 I think George is willing to do a lot to appease his fans and keep the money flowing in. But seriously, Jar-Jar wasn't *that* bad. After seeing Episode 1 a few more times, he's kind of growing on me, like those cute widdle Ewoks.

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    3. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know he doesn't make it to episode 4, 5, or 6 now don't we.

    4. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by blank_coil · · Score: 1

      I agree. Jar-Jar wasn't the worst character. That slot is reserved for the shody acting by the kid who played Anakin. He was horrible. He alone ruined the movie for me.

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    5. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Britney · · Score: 1, Funny
      Does that mean he'll add a five minute spot to the film where Jar-Jar gets brutally murdered?

      What's the matter with you?

      As if anyone's going to agree with that!

      I mean, five minutes! Now if it could be 15-20...

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    6. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by inerte · · Score: 1

      After seeing Episode 1 a few more times, he's kind of growing on me, like those cute widdle Ewoks.

      Sorry to bother you, but I actually read and had to re-read so you weren't contradicting yourself this way:

      After seeing Episode 1 a few more times, he's kind of growing on me, like those cancers little epochs.

      Heh :-)

    7. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Funny
      I still don't want to go see it unless the wookie beats him to death with his own dismembered arms.

      I think I need to find a Jar-Jar Sims model and set him on fire or something.

    8. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by TMacPhail · · Score: 1

      I know we would all love for this to be true but would you mind naming your sources?

    9. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by carleton · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.7deadlysims.com/view.jsp?sin=Envy&Downl oad_ID=466

      Have fun...

    10. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Anakin did not make me want to go on a killing spree.

      That 2 headed sportscaster who talked like Howard Cosel however...

      (Cosel, Kosel...?)

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    11. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      I mean, five minutes! Now if it could be 15-20...

      With some cameo directing by Dario Argento:

      EXT., PALACE (long shot)

      JAR JAR BINKS staggers into the camera's field of view. Blood is spurting from him in huge gouts, making puddles wherever he walks. There is a knife in his belly, and he is gripping it with both hands, as if afraid to pull it out for fear of losing his intestines. Camera slowly pans in while revolving around him.

      JAR JAR: "Meesa dunna feel so good!"

      (jump shot, midrange): swarm of locusts comes into view over the palace

      JAR JAR spots locusts, begins to trot in the opposite direction, panting heavily and lurching from side to side.

      JAR JAR: "Meesa have to find shelter, oh dokey!"

      (jump shot long range): a pack of rabid wolves comes loping up the street, following the trail of blood.

      (jump shot close range): JAR JAR splashes into a duck pond to lose the wolves. The swarm of locusts gets closer.

      (underwater shot): four or five sharks catch the scent of blood in the water and begin circling JAR JAR's legs. The wolves start splashing into the water's edge. The locusts start descending.

      That's enough for now. I'll leave this script open-ended. :)

      -Legion

    12. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Kris_J · · Score: 2
      George Lucas actually listened to his fans?
      As if. I'm sure that if N*sync don't make it into the film it will either be because they didn't pay enough, or they were never going to be in it. Either way, I'm sure it's just one big cynical marketing exercise that has nothing to do with art and everything to do with shifting crap products.

      Now I'm off to play a bit more Episode 1 Racer on my N64...

    13. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by servasius_jr · · Score: 2



      Does that mean he'll add a five minute spot to the film where Jar-Jar gets brutally murdered?


      Yes. My sources indicate that a wookie will rip his arms off.


      I know we would all love for this to be true but would you mind naming your sources?


      No, I wouldn't mind at all. I heard it directly from the wookies. You can ask them yourself if you don't believe me.

    14. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Does that mean he'll add a five minute spot to the film where Jar-Jar gets brutally murdered?

      Due to popular demand it will actually be a 27 minute sequence where Jar-Jar torturously has the life squeezed out of him, bit by bit. It will be most gory.

      Rumor has it that the climactic moment of death includes Jar-Jar's head exploding when he is subjected to an N'Sync recording. Fortunately it will be administered via headphones, avoiding potential fatalities in the audience.

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    15. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by dswensen · · Score: 2

      I think the more interesting question is, "George Lucas actually listened to his fans? Does this mean his fans will stop whining and / or give him a couple points for backtracking on this one?"

      I'm guessing not. Putting N'Sync in must have been a greedy publicity stunt (and not an attempt to please his daughter), so pulling them out must also be a greedy publicity stunt (and not actually listening to his fans).

      I actually kind of feel sorry for N'Sync. I've never seen them and don't listen to their music, so I don't give a flying leap about them as a boy band -- but if I got a chance to be in a Star Wars movie, even for a few seconds, and then was told "no, sorry, you don't get to after all" because one long wail of fanboy outrage went up around the world -- well, needless to say, 1) I'd be pretty disappointed and 2) wouldn't think much of Star Wars fans in general after that.

      Always assuming Lucas just genuinely wanted to do something nice for his kid and not rake in mad dough. Could be either or both, IMHO.

    16. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Wumpus · · Score: 2, Funny
      (Cosel, Kosel...?)

      The Duck, actually.

    17. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cosell. Nice try, fucknuts.

    18. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Lectrik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. My sources indicate that a wookie will rip his arms off.


      Wouldn't that require Jar-jar being able to beat a wookie at chess?

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    19. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard R2D2 was the one who would rip off his arms and beat him to death, not Tobaccochew.

    20. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      How wude!

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    21. Re:George Lucas actually listened to his fans? by MikePikeFL · · Score: 1

      I actually kind of feel sorry for N'Sync.

      I definately agree. I would love for a chance just to walk across camera for 1 second in a Star Wars movie, and then to have that taken away because of negative response would seriously suck.

      If they are in it, good for them. I don't think they will be dancing or singing their music so who cares? They are fans as much as any of us are.

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  5. Jar-Jar is next by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Apparently, the negative public reaction to n'sync's appearence in episode 2 has caused lucas to drop their cameo

    Come on slashdotters, get those anger votes in!!! We can change history and have a Jar-Jar-free Episode II and III. Let's get those Natalie Portman nude scenes in there while we're at it. Gee, I never thought mob rule could be more fun than good ol' democracy...

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    1. Re:Jar-Jar is next by azzy · · Score: 1

      mob rule could be more fun than good ol' democracy

      Doh!! Mob rule _is_ democracy! That's why in our modern advanced democracies we keep getting fucked over by massive groups of faceless people.

    2. Re:Jar-Jar is next by akiy · · Score: 1

      Let's get those folks from Microsoft's marketing department to vote...

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  6. PVRs: Just TiVo it by sct · · Score: 1
    As much as it has a coolness factor recording your video stream on a computer, I just can't see it beating a stand alone unit.

    TiVo just plain out rocks. I hacked it to add an 80gig drive to give me 100 hours of shitty recording, or 50ish on the good quality. It is silent, looks like it belongs with my other home theater equipment and integrates just dandy with my sat box and my cable. I can't even think of bringing a computer into my setup.

    Just one man's not so humble opinion.

  7. No more clones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not bad considering Star Wars producer Rick McCallum is quoted as saying he and Lucas are not influenced by the internet...

    1. Re:No more clones by Lokni · · Score: 1

      The proof of the BS in their statement has reared its ugly head. Only fools do not listen to public opinion, and I can't think of any greater example of that than the internet.

    2. Re:No more clones by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny
      Only fools do not listen to public opinion, and I can't think of any greater example of that than the internet.

      That's true, there is no greater example of fools than the internet!

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  8. Another one... by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sourceforge, part of VA Software, disables downloads from Simply GNUstep, a project they host....

    ...after Slashdot, another part of VA Software, posts a story about it.

    Way to support the community, guys.

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    1. Re:Another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you brother!

    2. Re:Another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How much longer is VA software going to last before they drag /. down with them? All that's left of them is Sourceforge and what they acquired from andover.net, which seemed to be doing well on its own. Hosting bandwith hogging open source projects while advertizing to one of the most advertizing hostile demographics can't last forever.

    3. Re:Another one... by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: 0

      anyone have a mirror for gnustep.. I'd like to try it

    4. Re:Another one... by Fourier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, settle down. If you actually read your own link you would notice that SourceForge disabled the download because the file size was unreasonable. Would you sacrifice d/l rates for all of sf.net just so people can transfer 200GB/day worth of Simply GNUStep?

      Besides, one of the SF guys posted a solution that would allow them to distribute the load.

  9. Damnit it doesn't matter by xg0blin · · Score: 1

    From now on, everytime I want to go see a starwars movie, I'll have to think of the fact that George Lucas was going to put N'sync in a star wars movie. He's utterly ruined any chance I had to like any further movie he could ever make. The only way this N'sync thing could have ever been ok, is if they were going to be filmed being killed in real life, or maybe if they were filmed having their vocal cords torn out by Jar-Jar Binks. That may also help me to appreciate episode 1 in a whole new way. Sure, take them out now, that you've already ruined it for me.

    1. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Troll
      You have only one recourse, Amerikan.

      SUE! SUE! SUE!

      Emotional distress, the destruction of childhood dreams... I could go on for days and days.

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    2. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      ooh, good comeback. I especially like the part where you spelled america with a 'k'. that's pretty rebellious...were you one of those people who at one point insisted your name not be capitalized?

      now be a good one and go back to kuro5hin where everybody spells america with a 'k'.

    3. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe he's from Japan.

      "amerika" (uncapitalized, and with a k) is the only way to make it come out right in a Japanese editor.

      ¥¥á¥ê¥

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    4. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, i agree with the parent. George Lucas doesn't owe this whiner anything. it's a free country.

    5. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      now be a good one and go back to kuro5hin where everybody spells america with a 'k'.

      Not everybody... I spell it with 'c' (normally), and only as 'k' if they've done something stupid. This is often said with Russian accent. As an example, the phrase "silly Amerikans!".

      Do not worry - so far, 'c' spelling (or so-called acceptable variants) have been in more use.

      =)

    6. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Kimble · · Score: 1

      In Mac OS X (10.1.2, anyway), though, typing "America" works (although "amerika" is the common transliteration). It doesn't care about capitalization, and it makes some reasonable guesses for the c_ combos:

      ca ->
      ci ->
      cu ->
      ce ->
      co ->
      cya -> (and so on with the cy_ combos)

      What does capitalization do on other editors? The first thing that I can think of is creating the small characters -- OS X uses a leading "x" for that, so can also be typed as "chixya" (or "tixya").

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    7. Re:Damnit it doesn't matter by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      I think a leading "x" produces small characters (a i u e o, tsu) in most Unix editors, including kinput2. On windows, you use a leading "l" (for little?)

      Capitalzation on both editors makes that letter, and all following letters unbroken by a space, come out as Roman characters. So typing "America" in either editor makes it come out as "America."

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  10. Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by zulux · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    If it is true that the Yopy is being killed after - it's most likly that Microsoft told them that they had to do it. Samsung, the parent of G.Mate, is really getting in bed with Microsoft : Their new phones are Stinger (WinCE) based, their new DVD will play Windows WMF audio files and their new tablet is WinCE based.

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    1. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      I still wonder why they named an OS (even a little one) wince..

      At least the hubble was named after somebody, not a mincing facial expression.

    2. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by bstadil · · Score: 2

      it's most likly that Microsoft told them that they had to do it
      This is not likely. MS is not in commanding position in that market. Yopy looked cool but its better that they cancelled the project now than after launch and leaving a significant of people stranded. I think they sold a few "development" systems at a fairly high price wonder if they will refund some of that expense. That would be a classy thing to do and would provide a fair amount of good publicity.

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    3. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by stripes · · Score: 2
      I think they sold a few "development" systems at a fairly high price wonder if they will refund some of that expense

      Why? If the people who bought the "development" systems had developed apps I doubt Samsung would have canned it...

    4. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by dybvandal · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what I have heard the yopy is still alive (with a totaly new design) and will just not be marketed by samsung but by Gmate themselves anyways you can check their page .. but its been a while since they have really posted anything themselves anyways the now only have an MMC slot but have a keyboard in a clamshell like design

    5. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Interesting
      They don't need a commanding position in the market. They could do exactly what I would do:

      1. Look at Samsung's distribution and consider what a liability Linux and Palm-based PDA's and phones are to the WinCE penetration,
      2. offer discounts in exchange for exclusivity,
      3. offer to include Samsung products on WinCE/PocketPC advertisements,
      4. lend some development muscle over to Samsung and even help them .NET their products.

      It's all about the golden rule. Who has the gold, makes the rules.

    6. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by doooras · · Score: 0

      i hope you're not really that stupid.

    7. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realllly... I just have been drooling over a yopy of a colleague, who ordered it [yopy] online at http://www.gmate.com/english/overview.htm
      He received it last week, and the unit is schweet! The most usable linux PDA so far..
      The G.Mate site doesn't say anything about cancelling the yopy... maybe samsung retracted, and g.mate is now solitair?

    8. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right, a conspiracy. It's not at all possible that Samsung just decided that a Windows CE PDA might sell better, or that it would make more commercial sense to leverage Pocket PC market awareness.

      FYI, Samsung is big enough to push Microsoft around - please think before mouthing off. Moderators - you're a bunch of pathetic Linux fanboys.

    9. Re:Yopy is a sacrifice to the Beast of Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most usable linux PDA so far

      Yes, I heard that it holds down piles of paper better than any other Linux PDA to date.

  11. re: compression by loraksus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This may be a bit off topic, actually I posted it on the original thread but got no responses -
    and I was hoping for some /.'ers who have some math skills to give me some advice / explain why it is a bad idea (TM).

    I'd like some fellow /.'ers to give me some advice on an idea for a "Kick Ass Compression" - appologies in advance for the clumsy language.

    Take a block of data - throw it against an algorithm that outputs a specific value ( I'm thinking of CRC, MD5 hash or what not), do that several times against several different algorithms which generate a similar kind of value. Record the two (or more) values, then encapsulate the small block of data into larger blocks - I'm thinking only 3 or 4 levels of encapsulation would be needed (because if you calculated the crc of the entire file, a program could decide which choice (in decoding a "block" if there are multiple ones, which I'm fairly sure there will be) is correct.

    Now people use md5 hashes/crc checks to verify whether the file they downloaded hasn't been modified, so I'm assuming that it is fairly difficult to get the exact value (especially with a known size). Using this "property" (I'm not sure if that is a correct word) you could decode the data into one of several (hundred??thousand??) byte streams (possibilities of uncompressed data) and by comparing byte streams between algorithm A and B, the byte streams would match at one (would it be possible to have more? I suppose it depends on the algorithms used) point, which would be the proper "uncompressed" (rather derived or something) data.

    Basically there are many possibilities for each type of "hash", but if you compare the many output strings, you will eventually find matches.

    I'm pretty sure it would take a shitload of computing power in decompressing - be horribly inefficient - but computers are fairly fast nowadays, and I think that this could be a viable at some point. 100:1 compression probably not, and there would be a lower limit imposed on the file size based on the possible choices (I think the possible choices would stretch to near infinity pretty fast, if anything, the computing time would set a "lower limit")

    Maybe I'm just plain wrong - but could something like this be useable? Any advice / abuse would be appreciated :)
    Thanks!

    (Hmm.. a recent moderation of one of my comments, I found it quite funny)
    Moderation Totals: Redundant=2, Insightful=1, Overrated=1, Underrated=1, Total=5.

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  12. Rejoice! by tonyt · · Score: 2, Funny

    This marks the first time the whining and bitching of slashdot users has actually had a tangible effect on the real world! Rejoice!

    But wait! Think of the larger implications! If we keep this up, Microsoft will just give up one day and shut their doors! I know it!

    Congratulations.

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  13. Yay... by The+Great+Wakka · · Score: 1

    Does this mean no Jar Jar and more space battles? All right!

    Samsung... Too bad. I would have liked to see some more diversity in PDA OSes. I guess PalmOS is decent, though. Anyone have word on whether or not there is a PalmOS Emulator for PCs?

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    1. Re:Yay... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 3, Informative
      Anyone have word on whether or not there is a PalmOS Emulator for PCs?
      Yes, there is. (For Mac, too.)
  14. Dropping the YOPY by Alan · · Score: 2

    This is a shame.... this was seen (not by me, but reported here previously) at several trade shows and drew a lot of good reviews. I wonder if it was just a big pipe dream and great mockups or if was dropped for other reasons. Hardware really sucks to sell, and it's quite possible that this system was complete and ready to go, but sales would have to be unrealistically high, or the price would be unrealisticaly high to expect it to sell at all :(

    I wonder if there's any chance of this system still making it out into the world in the form of GPLed software, patches, or an emulator for people to hack around with. Maybe sometime in the future this will still surface (fingers crossed).

    1. Re:Dropping the YOPY by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      I own a Yopy Dev kit, and the thing rocks... why they dropped it?... Probably has something to do with the state of washington, my radar gets foggy after that.

    2. Re:Dropping the YOPY by TandyMasterControl · · Score: 2

      I think this is maybe a misunderstanding (maybe disinformation?) - YOPY.com (gmates) just recently changed their site to accept orders and showcase the YOPY's product launch.
      Samsung's spokesman probably is denying that they'll distribute it themselves, which is not news.

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  15. Re: compression by core10k · · Score: 1, Insightful

    *cough pigeon hole cough*

    Idiot.

  16. At least they were going to die... by alpinist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not like they were going to be in the whole movie. I think if Lucas had just done it and not let anyone tell the press, it would end up being one of those cool 'trivia' entries at IMDb:

    "* 30 seconds into the first scene, the boy-band N*Sync can bee seen to the right of the transport. 5 seconds later, they are blown to bits."

    Oh well. I mean, I hate all those processed-pop bands, but it would have been cool in retrospect if it had been done tounge in cheek. I mean, after all, 'Attack of the clones' and boy bands? Who can't see the irony?

    1. Re:At least they were going to die... by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      Just would have been cool to see nsyck get blow to bit with the best special effect money can buy.

      Now I'll just have to bide my time.. it will happen, it will...

    2. Re:At least they were going to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate responding to sigs because of the incredible lameness of doing so... but...

      Resolution is measured in dots per inch. What computer people call resolution is *not* resolution. It's screen dimensions.

      Anyway, funny sig even so.

    3. Re:At least they were going to die... by curunir · · Score: 2

      would have been cool to see nsyck get blow to bit with the best special effect money can buy

      Don't know about you, but I'd settle for seeing without the effects...

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    4. Re:At least they were going to die... by RoninM · · Score: 2
      They weren't going to die. See Coming Attraction's AOTC page for the original story with the never-confirmed death report, the (presumed) correction, and a link to an MP3 with the 'NSync guy saying they're cut.

      This isn't necessarily definitive, either. E! Online is reporting that it's still George's call. This might, in fact, just be a ploy to get everyone to shut-up about it. Then Lucas could still sneak the cameos in without the majority of SW fanatics knowing until well afterwards, if ever at all.

      I don't care either way, personally; people are making too big a deal about nothing. If the original Star Wars can have Billy Dee Williams in a major role, Episode II can have some meaningless pop stars amidst a hundred other extras in non-speaking, uncredited roles.

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  17. Re:PVRs: Just TiVo it by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
    You can add hard drive space to a ReplayTV too.. and they have nice, super-easy-to-use windows software for it, and you can hook the drive up to a windows box and get the videos off of it.. None of this extract-stream stuff like a TiVo..



    Of course, having used both, and owning a TiVo, I must say that I find the TiVo user interface a thousand times better then a ReplayTV..

  18. Real compression from effnet inc. by s0l0m0n · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Here's a story on eetimes concerning the compression of VoIP packet headers that claims a 40:2 ratio. Compressed Real-Time Protocol ain't a 100:1, but this is real technology that sounds like it will be in use by cisco and motorola pretty soon.

    http://www.eetimes.com/story/OEG20020108S0054

    The basic idea is that the compression of the packet header becomes more and more important as the compression of the payload of the packet also increases.. since the compression ratio for the actual data is already pretty good, effnet is working on compressing the packet headers with good success. They claim an increase in traffic over a t-1 from 90 VoIP channels up to 234..

    that's real.

    1. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... 20:1 you mean?

    2. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think he meant 2000:100. That's a lot better than 20:1.


    3. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by noc · · Score: 1

      You're comletely missing the point of everyone who claims that the 100:1 compression of random data is bullshit. n:1, n>1, compression of random data is bullshit. Yes, there are compression algorithms for all sorts of non-random data, but that's not what's at issue here.

    4. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here's a story on eetimes concerning the compression of VoIP packet headers that claims a 40:2 ratio

      *40:2*? Holy shit! This could save my company $80m/year! We thought our 20:1 was pretty good but THIS!

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    5. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      40:2 ratio

      Wow! Thats allot better than the 20:1 most are claiming.

    6. Re:Real compression from effnet inc. by Krellan · · Score: 1

      IP header compression that "can compress a typical IPv4 header from 40 bytes to as little as 2 bytes", according to the EETimes article?

      Can you say Van Jacobson? His header compression algorithm has been used by many thankful dialup SLIP and PPP users for years now. RFC 1332. I just hope the company that developed this "new" IP header compression technology doesn't try to patent this!

      (There may be a slight breakthrough here after all. The EETimes article claims that a 40-byte TCP/IP header can be compressed down to 2 bytes, while VJ compression can only compress to 3 bytes....)

  19. Add Yopy to the Annual Vaporware List... by DocSnyder · · Score: 2, Interesting


    "A Samsung representative also confirmed the cancellation of Yopy, the company's planned Linux-based PDA."


    Remember the fancy Yopy demos on CeBIT 2000? The add-on camera on top of one of them? The amazingly colorful display? The concept of extensibility with e. g. a GSM cell phone, a GPS receiver, a TV set, some storage and whatever.

    Exactly that kind of concept has actually been available for about a year - not Samsung's Yopy but Compaq's iPAQ, and it's running GNU/Linux.

    1. Re:Add Yopy to the Annual Vaporware List... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you feel like crippling your iPaq, that is. And only if you waste your money on an obsolete 36xx series.

      Ah, you amuse me.

  20. Of course it's an hoax... by pinkpineapple · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was not, then why stop at 100:1 compression? If the compression scheme was able to compress ramdom data at this ratio, then why not feeding it with its own output and get 10000:1 the second time, and do that a few more times?

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    1. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zipping a zipped file doesn't compress the file any further.

    2. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      So I guess if gziping a gzip file doesn't make it any smaller, then gzip must be a hoax.

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    3. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by scorcherer · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, it is possible to compress any information into one bit. Decompression is another thing... ;-)

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    4. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed a little crucial word there, they claimed 100:1 compression ratio on random data.

    5. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      That6's the whole point, gzip can't compress a gz file anymore, because it is real. An algorithm which could compress any random data could compress anything, even it own output.

    6. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be a grammar nazi, but that should be "a hoax", not "an hoax".

    7. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Lord+of+the+Files · · Score: 1

      gzip doesn't claim to be able to compress any random data. The story on this compression method appeared to claim it could.

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    8. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you are incorrect.

    9. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by ocie · · Score: 2

      That6's the whole point, gzip can't compress a gz file anymore

      % cat xkobo-1.11.tar | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      71789
      % cat xkobo-1.11.tar | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      71608

      Now that's only saving .25%, but it did compress again.

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    10. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Well, the company claims the can compress "virtually random" data, whatever that means. If this isn't a hoax, it probably means that they can compress data with unobvious patterns.

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    11. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Azog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, you are correct it's a hoax, but they didn't actually say "random". It was something like "essentially random" and they probably left a few other weasel words in there.

      It is easy to prove that it is impossible for any lossless compression scheme to compress every file, or to compress random data more than half the time. This is why their claims to get around entropy and supercede Shannon's work are so ridiculous.

      The informal version of the proof is something like:

      Digital files are essentially numbers.
      Bigger files have more bits.
      There are 2^n possible files n bits long.
      Compression is essentially using shorter numbers to index longer numbers.
      There are many more longer numbers than shorter numbers.
      So, no matter what indexing scheme you choose, there won't be enough short numbers to go around.
      So, you can only index some of the long numbers.
      So, you can only compress some files.

      And that's it... For any encryption method, there are files it can't compress. Period. In fact, for any encrytion method, there are so many more big numbers than small numbers that you won't be able to compress most files.

      The reason you don't notice this, and gzip and Zip and the rest actually work really well in practice is that humans tend to be interested in a very tiny fraction of all the possible numbers/files out there.

      We don't usually have large random files. Our files tend to have lots of structure, lots of repetition... this is "entropy", and Shannon's proofs about information entropy are very deep and very brilliant.

      Personally, I think it's more likely that someone will find a way to bypass Einstein's theory of relativity than to bypass Shannon's theory of information entropy.

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    12. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at your argument carefully. The compressed data is of course "not random": it comes from a compressor. So you can't use the 100:1 compression a second time.

      Of course it's a hoax, but your argument isn't the right one to debunk the hoax.

    13. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by fleps · · Score: 1

      yeah, I know it's true, but still. *an* hoax?

      No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm orft to play the grarnd piarno.

    14. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For any encryption method, there are files it can't compress"
      (emphasis mine)

      Gee, I hope not. I couldn't stand the thought of Triple-DES being able to compress every file in existence. :)

      Heheh... Freudian slip of the fingers, I suppose.

    15. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course it's got an 'ole in, it wouldn't be an 'oop otherwise, would it, mush!"

      (From Monty Python's "Flying Lessons" sketch

    16. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by pez · · Score: 1

      Funny, that's not my finding:

      pez@delos: ~ ->cat wildcard.htm | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      10176
      pez@delos: ~ ->cat wildcard.htm | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      10199
      pez@delos: ~ ->cat wildcard.htm | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      10222
      pez@delos: ~ ->cat wildcard.htm | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | gzip -c9 | wc -c
      10245
      pez@delos: ~ ->

    17. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Kris_J · · Score: 2

      Thing is, if it were true no one would use it unless it was built in to Windows/Internet Explorer.

    18. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you are incorrect, it's only "AN" if the H is silent.

    19. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is a link for the dumbasses who don't know simple english grammar.

    20. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      How long has windows had built in support for zip files?

    21. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by zCyl · · Score: 2

      Well, you are correct it's a hoax, but they didn't actually say "random". It was something like "essentially random" and they probably left a few other weasel words in there.

      Given that a huge string of 0's is bound to come up in a random number stream, I'm quite certain I could come up with a 100,000 to 1 compression rate for "essentially random" data given sufficient funding.

      Any buyers?

    22. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by bgalehouse · · Score: 1
      Also note that 'essentially random' only dodges so much. Within every somewhat random file is a shorter truely random file.

      For example, I believe that the accepted amount of randomness in typical english text is about 3 bits per word. So, unless you know something else about the text (that it is the text of Moby Dick, or was written by somebody who overuses certain phrases), you need at an absolute theoretical minimum of 3 non-redundant bits for each word to reconstruct the text.

      So even 'effectivly random' only goes so far.

    23. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Zocalo · · Score: 2
      I'm not so sure it *is* a complete hoax. I think that what ZeoSync actually meant to say was that they think that have found a revolutionary new method of compressing audio/visual data, but their PR team badly mangled the text. Why AV? Because all the compression technologies cited in the press release are used in AV, that's why. Also, they don't actually state that they have acheived 100:1 compression, only that it might be possible, so take this statement with as large a pinch of salt as you wish.

      I personally think that they do have something, but have doubts that their expectations are going to be realised. Reading between the "TM"s; I think it works like this:

      • Massage the data stream with the "Tuner"
      • Compress the data with the "Accelerator"
      • Write out the "BitPerfect" data file
      As to all the claims about violating the work of Claude Shannon; lots of people seem to mis-interpret Shannon to say "you cannot compress random data". This is not true! A better way of expressing it is "you cannot compress all data sets of size n". I think ZeoSoft is talking about a random sample taken sub-set of all possible data, ie. an AV data stream of length n. It's the difference between saying "I can compress any document" (which violates Shannon) and "I can compress any Slashdot page source document" (which does not violate Shannon).
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    24. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Kris_J · · Score: 2
      Wasn't there a zip folders thing in Windows 98 Plus?

      Regardless, it's amazing just how many PC users don't actually understand the concept of a compressed file. You try emailing a zipped copy of your CV to any given job placement agent (or any random zip to any "salary man") and see if you get any reply other than a request for one "in word".

    25. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      We don't usually have large random files. Our files tend to have lots of structure, lots of repetition... this is "entropy", and Shannon's proofs about information entropy are very deep and very brilliant.

      Small nit to an otherwise great post. Lots of stucture and repetition is _lack_ of entropy (remember, entropy is disorder). Otherwise, one of the best english-language summaries I've seen of the issue.

    26. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP does have zip file support built right into the file manager. Highlight a zip on the tree view and it's contents appear on the list view, yiou can open/delete/darg/drop etc.

    27. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by RagManX · · Score: 1
      Sounds like you are reading their claim to say "We can compress random data roughly 100:1. However, this only works for random data. For any data with sufficient lack of randomness, we can't compress it." That's an interesting interpretation:

      NEW COMPRESSION ALGORITHM ANNOUNCED
      Give us a stream of random bits from a truly random source. We'll give it back to you, compressed to only 1% of it's original size.


      Disclaimer: Our compression algorithm is incapable of compressing text, image, or machine executable content. Limited time offer, some restrictions apply. Not available for all random data streams.



      Yes, very interesting.

      My interpretation is that any file can achieve 100:1 compression ratios, even totally random data (for some definititions of random).

      RagManX
    28. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      My point was just that people have been using zip for years before windows had any support for it.

    29. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by Azog · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I've heard that it's about three bits per word on average, based on the contextual redundancy of english. If you took an average paragraph of english and replaced 20% of the words with "###" most english readers would still be able to read it, guessing the missing words with a high degree of accuracy.

      Taking an example from your post: "that is the text of Moby XXXX, or was XXXX by somebody who"

      Even with less than a sentence of context, it's really easy to guess the missing word after "Moby" is "Dick". And the second word has to be a verb referring to text, so the likely choices are "read, written, studied". Unlikely choices are maybe "translated, remembered, typed...". I think it would be hard to come up with more than a dozen plausible words there. And three bits lets you pick exactly from a list of eight.

      Using a variable length encoding (like Huffman encoding) where the most likely choices are encoded with the shortest bit sequences, the most likely choices could be encoded in two or three bits most of the time, with the unusual choices taking the longer bit strings...

      It would be kind of fun to write a word-by-word compression algorithm for text along these lines...

      Getting back on topic, this also makes it easy to see why compression algorithms are so useless when given nearly random input - there's no context, no redundancy, no "likely choice".

      It seems like some company pops up every five years or so, claiming some astonishing compression breakthrough... They try to get investment money to "commercialize" or "fine-tune" it, and then they just disappear. It's a pity, stuff like that makes investors wary of getting involved in real research.
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    30. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by ocie · · Score: 2

      Well, I didn't calim it would work in every case (otherwise, it could compress anything to 1 byte). Compressing twice usually isn't worth it even if it does make the file a bit smaller.

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    31. Re:Of course it's an hoax... by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      Nope.

      What would you replace the string of 0s with? A special pattern of bits meaning, say, "this is a string of thirty-two zeros"? But then since that bit pattern is shorter, it would be even more likely to come up. And you wouldn't want it decompressing into zeros, so you'd need to mark it with another bit pattern meaning "this is not, in fact, a string of thirty-two zeros" every time it appeared. And what do you do with the bit pattern you used to mark it? Et cetera.

      What if you decided to add the byte location of this string of zeros to the beginning of the file, instead? The number of bytes required to express the location would, on average, be the same as the number of bytes in the string of zeros.

      Because of the mathematical reasons posted higher in the thread, the average compression ratio would come out to 1:1. Take this as a given: there is no such thing as a lossless compression algorithm whose average ratio is greater than 1:1. Many of them, however, achieve that average by marking an uncompressible file with one byte, so that the vast majority of random files get one byte longer, but the files people actually want to compress get shorter.

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  21. Re: compression by core10k · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To follow up, key-producing functions like MD5 are only useful for creating placeholders for the real information you're trying to store.

    What, you were actually serious? This isnt magic mystical land, you know! You can't bend the laws of information theory and discrete math just because you've "got a really cool idea."

  22. Lucas caved? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lucas is such a known control freak, I *highly* doubt that he got rid of the cameo (if he did) because of public uproar. Supposedly, he put in the cameo because his daughter is major fan on N'Sync.

    I don't understand what the big deal was anyway. It's not as if they were singing the theme song or something. If you don't like their music, grow up and deal with it.

    Not to mention that I bet 98% of the whiners have never even listened to one of their albums.

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    1. Re:Lucas caved? by Drawkcab · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you're right that very few "whiners" have listened to any of their albums in their entirety. What sane adult male could withstand that sort of torture? I'll bet nearly all of them have been exposed to enough of one or more of their songs. Boy bands saturate enough radio, music videos, and commercials, that most of us have probably heard enough to make an informed decision NOT to voluntarily listen to any of their entire albums. Fortunately this saturation is not so great now as it was a few years back. I'd like to say that taste won out, but sadly the most heavily promoted music is still junk.

    2. Re:Lucas caved? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Just in case the original gets modded down to -5:

      The person posted:"It's not as if they (N'Sync)were singing the theme song or something. If you don't like their music, grow up and deal with it."

      I second that motion. I'm so tired of hearing everybody cry about why they hate Lucas and his ideas for HIS movies. And besides, why wouldn't everyone here want to see them killed by battle droids?

    3. Re:Lucas caved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've listened to their albums, but I've never heard them sing.

  23. Jar Jar by Edward+Teach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps with enough negative reaction, we can get Anakin to slice Jar Jar in half with that fancy new lightsabre he has.

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    1. Re:Jar Jar by inerte · · Score: 1

      Perhaps with enough negative reaction, we can get Anakin to slice Jar Jar in half with that fancy new lightsabre he has

      That's not what I would expect from someone (Anakin) from the Dark Side ;-)

    2. Re:Jar Jar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "lightsaber". It's an American film, therefore your method of spelling is incorrect.

  24. Yopy is still out there... by wobedraggled · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Yopy was Dropped by Samsung, but was re-designed by g.mate the comapny that was in cortrol of the unit all along. It's got just about the same specs as most of the pda's coming out now, but with and odd keyboard layout. check out or Personally I'll be getting the Zaurus shortly, and from what I've seen this is the Linux PDA to get.

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    1. Re:Yopy is still out there... by A+Commentor · · Score: 2
      The are even taking orders and claim that shipping is scheduled begin on Dec 21, 2001... I didn't see any mention on the site on whether it was shipping or not.

      Good to see that g.mate is continuing with it... If they where canceling it.. purchasers of the developer model would be really mad for wasting $700 on a dead product.

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  25. Re: compression by zulux · · Score: 1

    As I uderstand it - any hash function just maps your file (A large number) into another number(smaller). A particular hash number can represent many files - yours and a bunch of junk files. If you add a clue to the message, like your file originally was 5432323 Bytes large and contains the string "I'm a weasel, here me roar", than the combined clue and hash number and seperator strings between the cules and hash number will either be larger than your original file, or will not describe the origional file precisly - your message will describe many more files than you'd like.

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  26. NSync bloodbath by crstophr · · Score: 1, Funny

    I personally wouldn't object at all to seeing NSuck dreessed up in some drooling alien costume, and then watching them be hacked up with a lightsaber.

    1. Re:NSync bloodbath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. As long as they don't get to open their mouths and emit *shit*.

  27. Linux PDA by wiredog · · Score: 3, Informative
    From ZDNET

    "Royal Consumer Information Products, best known for low-cost commodity appliances like shredders and postal scales, this week became the first to announce a low-cost color PDA based on the Linux operating system.

    The $299 device, set for launch in the U.S. by the middle of this year, will be one of the cheapest color handhelds on the market, and also promises to bring Linux to a wider potential market. New color devices from Palm, for example, cost about $100 more than Royal's handheld. "

  28. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by core10k · · Score: 0

    Who knows. But I'm right about that MD5, and about the poster being guilty of verbal diarrhea. I hope his karma gets slaughtered.

  29. Compression of random data is impossible by cliveholloway · · Score: 1
    I looked at this some time ago. Took me a while, but I finally saw the light

    d'oh

    cLive ;-)

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  30. Interesting title for article by Bombcar · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice the title:

    Squashing N'Sync, indeed!

    :)

  31. Zeosync by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Step 1: collect underpants.

    Step 3: profit!

  32. Re: compression by core10k · · Score: 0

    Hash functions are also nice for caching static files locally.

    Too lazy to get into that right now, though.

  33. Re: compression by loraksus · · Score: 2

    right - decoding the MD5 hash would give you several possiblities - the real file and a whole bunch of garbage byte streams.
    but if you use another hashing algorithm, you will get your original file and a whole bunch of garbage byte streams.
    If you find exact matches from both of the algorithims, you have found your original file.

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  34. Democracy IS mob rule by Doctor+High · · Score: 0

    Democracy is mob rule. The majority gets what the majority wants. Wish that I could say I'm glad that I don't live in a democracy, but the U.S. of A. is becoming less of a republic and more of a democracy. Quite a shame I say. What began as a wonderful form of government that was by the people and for the people has degenerated in people for the government and by the government....

    So anyway, let's practice that mob-rule/democracy thing and get some soft-core action between Anakin and the queen!!!

    1. Re:Democracy IS mob rule by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

      Better mob rule than a brutal dictatorship!

      Remember, even though it may be mob rule, you're *part* of that mob :)

    2. Re:Democracy IS mob rule by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      Mob rule almost always turns into a ditatorship read your history.

    3. Re:Democracy IS mob rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o no fan fiction write Geek Nerdus has taken over the star wars hate mob!!!!!! "No more C3PO!"

      Who can stop this menace?!!!

  35. Re: compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, sorry, it won't work.

    Basically, each side will have a copy of every potential message, and you simply want to choose that message from a list.

    That'll work if your message list is relatively small. But if your potential message is anything, well, then that list will be rather (ahem) large. And that's where your scheme breaks down.

    Just do a thought experiment with 2^65536 different messages. That's not unreasonable. Go from there.

  36. Re: compression by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The problem with the millions of half-thought out compression ideas is exactly that: They're half thought out. It's easy to think "Well I'll just search for sequences in pi because pi is infinitely long and if you had an infinite number of monkeys....". It all comes down to entropy or the variability in a particular bit space (yup I yabbled about this in another post), and the simple cold hard reality is that 1 byte can represent no more than 256 different "realities", versus 2 bytes which can hold 65536 different values : 2 bytes cannot POSSIBLY represent every combination of values that could be contained by even 3 bytes (which has 16777216 different combinations): There is no trick or slight of hand to get around this basic mathematical fact.

    That basic fact immediately discounts and proves impossible any compressibility of random data, absolutely and non-refutably. Imagine up ways to store floating point numbers, or to "3d encapsulate the space-time continuum", but it all comes down to entropy, and the limitation of it when trying to represent X amount of data in

  37. What happens? Simple. by Apuleius · · Score: 2

    "Then, a miracle occurs."

  38. Democracy is... by gvonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 Wolves and a Sheep voting on what's for dinner.

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    1. Re:Democracy is... by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seems like our democracy is more like 1 wolf and 3 sheep, and its still lamb chops for supper...

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    2. Re:Democracy is... by global_diffusion · · Score: 1

      That's a majoraty democracy, where decisions are made through a majrity vote. More interesting is a unanimous democracy, where 100% agreement must be achieved for decisions to be made.

    3. Re:Democracy is... by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 1

      the whole saying is....

      A democracy is 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner....
      A republic is four sheep electing three wolves to decide what's for dinner......
      A constitutional republic is three sheep, four wolves voting on dinner, but the sheep are armed.

      or something like that....

    4. Re:Democracy is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's the one where the wolves AND the sheep die because they can't ever come to concensus. :)

  39. Re: compression by wiedmann · · Score: 1

    But there could be garbage byte streams which match both hashes, right? In fact there probably are many of these. How many hashes would you need to get a unique answer? How much data would that entail? Look up the pigeon hole principle (the real one, not zeosync's weird obfuscated one) to see how to prove that you can't possibly come up with an algorithm that compresses all byte streams of a given length into a smaller size. This doesn't prove that your approach can't work, but might make it more intuitively apparent why it is likely that such compression is not feasible.

  40. this is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. This is a hoax. Did anyone actually look at the name of the guy who supposedly broke the story?

    It was "Joey Fatone".

    I can't believe this got any play.

    1. Re:this is a hoax by MisterBlister · · Score: 1

      Joey Fatone is the (unfortunate) name of one of the real N'Sync people.

  41. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by TwistedKestrel · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Holy moly, folks! He was just posting an idea, wondering if it was valid. Now he knows it's not. You don't have to rip him apart!

  42. New Scientist headline writer goes berserk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is with the title of the New Scientist article - Big data compression claim gets squashed?

    The article in no way squashes the claim, it merely quotes one math researcher, who is "sceptical".

  43. Re: compression by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    The idea with most hashes is that you can go forward, but you can't (reasonably) go backwards (i.e. you can't "decode" a hash): i.e. I can safely transmit a hash of my password because you can't magically "decode" it back to my password. Of course an infinite number of data streams would lead to the same hash (i.e. this is the entropy thing again : An SHA1 hash is only 160 bits long, so obviously there will be collisions [though it's designed to avoid that, of course it will happen given an infinite amount of input]), so obviously you can't just say well "give me the string that leads to that hash!" because there's an infinite number of strings that would lead to the same hash.

  44. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by core10k · · Score: 0

    His idea is A)totally unoriginal and B)doesn't withstand even most basic critical analysis.

  45. A wishlist... by ramakant · · Score: 1

    I hope my posting about the N'SUCK cameo and all of other slashdotters comments were read personally by Lucas. Even though I'm sure it was only part of the equation, I'd like to believe I played a small part in saving the Star Wars series from boy band hell. Thanks to everyone who replied to my very first slashdot article!

    Since (it seems) a small voice can actually change the world, I'd like to make a few more wishes while I'm at it:

    1. No more Jar-Jar or Gungans in Episodes II and III.
    2. Bill Gates embraces the open source world and stops being a beeatch.
    3. Dubya and Cheney get impeached for their involvement in Enron.
    4. Real investment in reducing the US's dependency on oil.
    5. At least on nude scene with Natalie Portman in Episode II.
    1. Re:A wishlist... by greymond · · Score: 1

      i think #5 should definaltey be mandicktory!

    2. Re:A wishlist... by finity · · Score: 1

      And you are ... 10 years old?

    3. Re:A wishlist... by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Response list for your wishes:

      1. Why? Are you the producer or director? Is it your movie? What did you think of the lousy acting and annoying aliens in the original movie? Or have you only seen it on video, on a small TV screen with crappy sound?

      2. Good wish. Not gonna happen.

      3. Why? Clinton got impeached for lying under oath in a court deposition concerning sexual harassment. That would get any CEO or military officer thrown out, and possibly jailed. Bush and Cheney were involved in a business that failed. Big deal. Unfortunately, many people lost money, but that's life. Why did the employees put their entire 401(k) plan in Enron stock? That is the big question. Financial consultants all say never do that, ever. Ever. (In case you missed it.)

      4. OK. You kill half the people in your state, I'll kill half the people in mine. That should lower our dependency on oil by 1%. Get real. We have a lot more people in the US now as opposed to 10 years ago. If you are referring to the Kyoto accord crap, it's not only ridiculous, it's designed to fail. Why else would it let undeveloped countries "sell" their greenie points to the developed countries, rather than insisting the developed countries actually reduce waste?

      5. There is one. She's doing it doggy style with Jar-jar Binks.
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      5. Ha, the real number 5. is grow up, rent Gator Bait at Blockbuster, and don't let your mom catch you beating off to it in the living room. Go watch it in her room.

    4. Re:A wishlist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. No, but we are the people who determine whether the movie makes money or if another one even gets made. Are you so narrow-sighted that you can't grasp that? Then again, perhaps you actually like N'Sync, in which case you're already a lost cause.

      2. It could. We all know that Billy G. caved in to the "640k ought to be enough for anybody". Just look at how much memory any version of Windows requires.

      3. If it were your money that was lost, I bet you'd be singing a different tune.

      4. Dependency on oil is completely artificial. In case you haven't noticed, we're no longer in the dark ages. There are many alternative forms of power than that which is derived from oil.

      5. Seems to me like you're the one who needs to grow up. Relax, chill-out...it was meant to be humorous. Try getting a girlfriend. It'll do wonders for that prudish attitude you seem to have.

    5. Re:A wishlist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      4. OK. You kill half the people in your state, I'll kill half the people in mine. That should lower our dependency on oil by 1%. Get real. We have a lot more people in the US now as opposed to 10 years ago. If you are referring to the Kyoto accord crap, it's not only ridiculous, it's designed to fail. Why else would it let undeveloped countries "sell" their greenie points to the developed countries, rather than insisting the developed countries actually reduce waste?

      I can't quite grasp what you might have against the Kyoto accord. The US government, who you appear to be supporting here, was the main group (along with Russia) that insisted on people being able to sell their green points; and then it still turned it down.

      The accord gave the majority of points to those countries who needed them the most, so the relative populations and levels of industrialisation were taken into account. The accord was fairly tough on America because that was what was needed. America was doing a great deal of the damage. Underdeveloped countries were given more points than most (relatively) because most of the currently successful economies had to go through some form of none-too environmentally friendly industrial revolution in order to generate the money to become developed.

      So, that leaves the US, one of the richest countries in the world, who do a great deal if not most of the damage to the environment, and yet who won't sign the accord because it might be bad for business. The Kyoto accord may not be perfect but it is the best stab the world has had so far at actually doing something to at least decelerate the destruction of the planet. I would have thought that the ordinary American public would at least have the decency to be ashamed of their leaders for taking this stance.. apparently not.

      I did spend about 2 months in America a year ago, and apart from being amazed at the incredibly low fuel prices, which people then were complaining were at an all time high, I found the media to be very self contained and insular, offering roughly the one viewpoint on most issues. People might debate, but rarely was any form of challenging tone adopted, and even then it was from the point of view only of the broadcaster, and the viewing audience were more or less ignored till it was time to say goodbye. Even if you don't agree with me about the accord I would invite you to be a bit more careful when forming opinions. Question every source. Slashdot readers more than most should appreciate that.

    6. Re:A wishlist... by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      1. I hate Nsinc, and all that pop crap. I hated the pop crap in the late eighties and the nineties. The pop crap in the early to mid eighties was OK, Madona's early stuff, Prince was weird but OK, but mostly basic rock-n-roll like Heuy Lewis and Springsteen. But actually, I was raised on country, and in the eighties moved to the heavy metal of the time, Motely Crue, AC/DC, Quiet Riot, etc. So that is my music taste, not the cookie cutter boy bands, or the trampy, used-to-be-a-mouseketeer now-i-have-to-be-a-slut chicks.

      And if you don't like the movie, don't watch it. That is my philosophy with this stuff. I don't watch TV shows I don't enjoy watching. I don't read books or magazines that I don't enjoy reading. I don't write 500 letters to every publisher, producer, director, author, telling them what to put in their next offering. I just don't watch it or read it or whatever. I change the channel, so to speak.

      2. True, he finally figured out that memory thing, but that didn't deflate his ego. Going open-source would kill him. Again, good wish, not going to happen.

      3. No. While I didn't lose money in Enron, I have just gotten a 401k plan thru work, and I asked the financial consultant about Enron. He gave the answer I posted, basically, don't put all you eggs in one basket. I can have sympathy with the people for losing their jobs AND their investment, but in actuality, their 401k plans were only a few years old at most (Enron started in the 90's). Most of them only lost $10,000 because they put in $500 before the stock price went from $5 to $100. So it's not like they lost their life savings. Only a couple years of interest and stock bubble. But they still shouldn't have put ALL their investment in ONE company.

      4. Yes there are many sources of energy. But you have to pick your poison. Nuclear (sp?) is radioactive, with plenty of opponents. Solar requires huge arrays if it's to power a city, in a very sunny area like the desert, plenty of opponents to that. Hydro needs to have rivers dammed, with plenty of opponents. Space-based solar is damn scary, with plenty of opponents. Electric cars require several batteries, which have poisonous lead, and that has a lot of opponents. And to top it off, so much of these examples are only possible because of the petroleum-based materials used to make or maintain them.

      So, while there are alternatives, there are opponents to each one. The easiest course is to stay with present technology, and suck all the oil out of the planet. I don't like that scenario any more than you, but that's what we are stuck with until many opponents get their head out of the sand and weigh each option. Let's hope we can find a better solution before we go back into the dark ages.

      5. Mine was meant to be humorous too, just in a sick, twisted way. Besides, have you ever walked thru the 'old' videos sections of Blockbuster. There are so many t&a flicks it's funny. Can't help thinking, "Man, people actually still rent this stuff?" That is what came to mind when I read the Natalie Portman thing. And if I got a girlfriend, my wife would kill me. And I'm far from prudish, I just get tired of puberty-dependent wishes, after a couple hundred times of seeing the same thing. Maybe if I was a teen-ager again, I would appreciate it more, if I hadn't already seen the same type of thing a couple hundred times then as well.

    7. Re:A wishlist... by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Well, after replying to the other two replies, I don't have as much time as I would like to give to this one. But, basically, from what I have read and seen, the Kyoto accord is flawed. To quote you, "Underdeveloped countries were given more points than most (relatively) because most of the currently successful economies had to go through some form of none-too environmentally friendly industrial revolution in order to generate the money to become developed."

      So we are encouraging them to do the same earth-raping crap that the Europeans and Americans did. (And I assume you are European, based on your English skills.) Basically, the European industrial revolution was exported to every colony those countries had. And it ruined large areas of the Earth. So why would we want the places with the native people in charge to do the same thing? Most of the native tribe in the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia lived off the land, and respected the land. They never wanted to tear it up and poison it. That is strictly European, make money any way possible, and who cares about the consequences. And, yes that is where my family is from, Germany, Britain, Holland, immigrated to the US in the 1800's. Doesn't mean I'm going to gloss over how shabbily the industrialists treated the world. And I would hate to tell the less-greedy population to spoil their countries just so we feel better.

      Two, yes gasoline is less expensive in the US than Europe, but that because we only pay $.50 tax on each gallon. Not $5.00. That is one of the differences in the cultures, European countries don't seem to mind paying 75% of their income to the government, while in the US we bitch about paying 35%.

      And, saving the best for last, who says the US does the "most of the damage to the environment"? When the hole in the ozone layer over Antarctica became big news in the late eighties or so, scientists started to check it out. Can you guess where the second worst spot in the ozone layer was? Directly over Europe. Not over the US. And to top it off, which country detonated an atomic bomb in the South Pacific a few years ago? Which two tested some a couple years ago? Again, not the US.

      But really, I don't want to get into a shouting match over who's country is a bigger polluter. And I have already blamed the white race, no matter where they are in the world. Even though I am white. But the Kyoto accord just seems like an invention of those same industrialists to push their past crimes over into the unspoiled parts of the world. It's not an honest effort to clean up the world. It's a sham.

      And my original idea is the only way to make any reasonable dent in the energy use and pollution released. Until there are under 4,000,000,000 people in the world again, we are going to use more energy and make more pollution that 4,000,000,000 people made.

      On a side note, have you ever read the series "Bio of a Space Tyrant" by Piers Anthony? It is a great idea. After space travel is common, all the countries emmigrate to the other planets. I think he wrote that the Earth was left for "the Indians", but I don't know if he meant the people of India, or the Native peoples of North America. The concept is a good idea though. All the industrialists move away, and leave the Mother Planet for the people who want to take care of it and worship it. Native American tribes can have their buffalo herds and gallery of animal gods again. Celtic Druids can re-discover the wonders of Stonehenge. Indian mystics can meditate in the wilderness until their beards are ten feet long. (These examples come to mind from watching TV and movies, not from knowing personally what each group wants now or would have preferred then. Also, I mean no insult to these cultures. The more I learn about them, the more respect I have for them.) But they would have no modern appliances, medication, agriculture, or transportation. Basically, like the world was 1,000 years ago. Certainly less than 4,000,000,000 people.

      That is what I would shoot for. Anything less is being short-sighted.

  46. ReplayTV show sharing site. by Tide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Planet Replay is a ReplayTV 4000 show sharing site. Currently its small, but has over 500 shows listed already. Not bad for its first few weeks.

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  47. Re:Linux PDA more info by saihung · · Score: 3, Informative

    Slightly more detail, with photos:
    http://www.linuxdevices.com/news/NS4430982785.ht ml

    I always associated Royal with low-quality, but if they're not actually building the hardware themselves, and if there will be Linux synching, well that might be pretty cool. Nothing about Mac software though.

  48. Nsync got the shaft by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure this will be a very unpopular view, but personally I think N'Sync got the shaft on this one, and it's apparently all because of insecure, immature Star Wars fanboys.

    So George Lucas has a 14 year old daughter, and he thought he'd shut her up by giving N'Sync 3 seconds of screen time. Big fucking deal. It's not like this affects the integrity of the film in any way, shape, or form. It was a fucking cameo for God's sake, and a very short one at that. Rich and famous people get cameo's in movies and TV all the time. 99% of you wouldn't have even noticed it until the DVD came out, and you found the exact time refrence on the Internet.

    I don't listen to N'Sync or anything like it, but I've never understood why anyone would hate them. Christ, they're a band. It's not like pop music should be taken as a personal affront by anyone. No one is making you listen to it. N'Sync isn't running around the country raping your girlfriends and daughters. What, are you so insecure you can't stand it that some boy band is more popular with teenage girls than you are?

    You don't think N'Sync aren't big-time Star Wars fans? You don't think they weren't psyched to get this? Any of you people would be thrilled by an opportunity like this. Basically what this comes down to is petty jealosy, pure and simple. N'Sync is already rich and famous, why should they be so lucky. How dare they bespoil my movie, those bastards. Grow up, all you lamer fanboys who bitched and moaned about this. Don't you have better things to worry about besides who get's blown up by blaster fire in a movie?

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    1. Re:Nsync got the shaft by inerte · · Score: 1

      No one is making you listen to it.

      Okay, I know this might be perceived as a troll, but 'they' are making me not listen to other stuff.

      Just open the newspaper, watch tv news or browse popular sites. You see these boy bands floating here and there, all looking the same, with horrible lyrics and musically weak. All this media coverage dedicated to only a few 'bands'... Makes me wonder "Where's the good stuff?".

      Sure, Internet has helped a lot. I have found many new rock and jazz bands, some good, some bad. But I had to actively search, and a lot, for this information.

      The central and possible higher issue is that, the music industry (recording companies and the media) do NOT ABSOLUTELY care about music, in its art form. It's only money, sell, buy radio/tv space, sponsor stupid shows, etc...

      So, while none is truly really make me listen to N'Sync, I do believe this 'hiding' of whatever might exist out there is a Bad Thing.

      I won't get in the detail that it makes harder to find interesting girls to hang out ;-)

      "Sure, you are pretty. Come here, give me a kiss... oh, you want to put some music, that's fantasic! WHAT? WHAT? N'Sync? AAAAARGH! NOOOOOOOOO"

      /me Proceed to the next drinking facility.

      It's a lot like bread and circus anyway :-)

    2. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 0

      You must mistake me for someone who cares about N'Syc's feelings.

    3. Re:Nsync got the shaft by tunah · · Score: 5, Funny
      No one is making you listen to it.

      Well I'm glad you control the stereo in your house. Some of us have 13 year old sisters :(

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    4. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they hadn't gloated on the radio about the cameo in the movie for the whole world to hear, they would have had their three seconds of more fame. Pride is right up there with envy as one of the seven deadly sins.

    5. Re:Nsync got the shaft by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not like pop music should be taken as a personal affront by anyone.

      MTV Exec: Evidently, the thing people who read this slashdot web-thingy hate most is when puppy dog eyed young men sing bubblegum and dance in unison.

      MTV VP: Ex-cellent. (ala Monty Burns) Cancel 'Daria' and run a four hour special on where O-Town buys their jeans. That'll show 'em.

      MTV Exec: After that, they hate AOL.

      MTV VP: We'll stream babble from an AOL chatroom across the bottom of the screen.

      MTV Exec: Yes, my master. Soon it will be time to reveal ourselves.

      What, are you so insecure you can't stand it that some boy band is more popular with teenage girls than you are?

      Yes, but I judge women purely on their secondary sexual characteristics, so on the pop music front it pretty much balances out.

      N'Sync isn't running around the country raping your girlfriends and daughters.

      That's a tautology, since we slashdotters have neither.

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    6. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 1

      Oh, c'mon man. Yeah, N'Sync got the shaft. But what happened here was a whole lot of people who really love Star Wars didn't want to see it cheapened, however slightly, by mixing in the dregs of teeny-bop pop culture. It seems sort of trivial, but I can understand their feelings. I mean, they already had to deal with Jar-Jar.

    7. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Fromeo · · Score: 1

      Can I ask how this post got "insightful" and the one it responds to got "funny"? Shouldn't that be reversed?

    8. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheapened? Isn't Star Wars already as cheap and simplistic as possible? It's not like we're talking about War and Peace here...

    9. Re:Nsync got the shaft by cgleba · · Score: 5, Informative

      I hate N'sync not because of jealousy, not because I dislike their music and not because I dislike them.

      I hate them because they are a symbol of modern pop culture, the marketing machine that calculates what you should think and then creates it. I hate that the fans, my fellow Americans, who are completely ignorant to the fact that they were atrifically created, a T-1000 of the year 2000, a puppet, a robot to suck money out of the pockets of young teen's parents and to sway the fragile and youthful minds into a 'market share'.

      I hate the fact that they are the drug of the industrailist machine that keeps its workers happy and ignorant, a 'soma' in this Brave New World.

      I hate the fact that they are the icons of conformist pop culture, a culture that spits on any other ideas, a culture that breeds ignorance and a culture that so typifies America.

      "N'Sync" is the marketing term for this. It is the name of the symbol. It is a buzz word more then a band, the shwastika of music industry.

      The people in the band are probably cool kids and they got the shaft as soon as they signed up for the band. Their lives are probably controlled by "image" and "popularity" however that was the deal with the devil that they accepted when they willfully signed.

      If my burger sucks I'll complain to the waitress. She didn't make the burger, 'I shouldn't take it out on her' but if I put pressure on her to make a better burger, she'll go to the cook and proxy the pressure. I don't have access to the cook.

      I hate pop culture because I hate mass ignorance and I hate the pressure that so many teen agers go through to 'conform' with twig-thin bodies, cool clothes and the perfect attitude. I state my disdain with this to the waitress of pop culture, "N'Sync" so that the back-line cooks, the marketing gurus of pop culture may hear it through proxy.

    10. Re:Nsync got the shaft by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't your username now be "Ion"?

      (FWIW, Hal Jordan is the one, true GL, IMNSHO)

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    11. Re:Nsync got the shaft by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

      Can I ask how this post got "insightful" and the one it responds to got "funny"? Shouldn't that be reversed?

      Lieutenant, don't give me straight lines.

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    12. Re:Nsync got the shaft by marvin+tph · · Score: 1

      It's not like pop music should be taken as a personal affront by anyone. No one is making you listen to it.


      Unless of course you ever go out to a club, or walk by restaurants with a radio playing, or walk down the street (people in cars), or live next to someone who likes their music, or for that matter, ever exit your sound-proofed living container.


      Oh, and those teenage girls who like N'Sync? Most of them are in their low teens, I'm not. If Jason Timberly wants some 14 year old girl I'm not going to fight him for her.

    13. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Azundris · · Score: 1

      > N'Sync isn't running around the country raping
      > your girlfriends and daughters.

      Sure, only women get raped...

    14. Re:Nsync got the shaft by srstoneb · · Score: 1

      I hate pop culture because I hate mass ignorance and I hate the pressure that so many teen agers go through to 'conform' with twig-thin bodies, cool clothes and the perfect attitude. I state my disdain with this to the waitress of pop culture, "N'Sync" so that the back-line cooks, the marketing gurus of pop culture may hear it through proxy.

      While you make some points that I agree with, I think you're far too pessimistic about the awareness that the populace-at-large has of the way marketing works in our society. It's no secret that N'Sync and other boy bands were "manufactured" in a way that would allow them to make a lot of money.

      Of course, if you were going to put together a high-profile band, why *wouldn't* you design that band in a way that would make it successful?

      And even though lots of people -- perhaps even most -- would say that N'Sync's music isn't all that great, who really cares? I like a lot of stuff which isn't all that great. Fast food, old Transformers cartoons, Atari games... all pop culture stuff which could have been done to a higher level of quality. But, regardless, I still like them. Bubblegum pop music is simplistic and often trite. And? So? It also generally makes people happy to listen to it. Otherwise it wouldn't be so successful.

      I tend to agree with the comment a bit above which says the guys in N'Sync got shafted here. I can't imagine how excited they must have been by the prospect of being in this movie. To have that taken away from them just because so many Star Wars fans said "Ewww" is pretty lousy.

      It would be nice if art which didn't have such huge marketing behind it was more accessible. Thankfully, it's becoming more and more accessible every day thanks to net distribution being so low in cost. All it takes is a little word of mouth and a great artist can be experienced by the hundreds of millions of people who are online.

      It's not N'Sync's fault that teenagers want each other to conform. It's not even the marketing CEO's fault. It's because that's what teenagers do... they make life difficult for people that are different than them because they don't know how else to deal with it, and they act like jerks to their parents, and they think nobody has ever gone through what they're going through. That's just what adolescence is. And none of that started with N'Sync, or the New Kids, or the Beatles, or whatever.

      Our society's near-addiction to pop culture does have negative effects on society, but don't be so quick to disregard the positive effects. The most important positive effect of pop culture is that most people *like* it. It's fun. It also provides common ground for people to help them interact and understand one another. It would be nice if more of it was more intellectually stimulating, but being largely vapid doesn't make it evil.

    15. Re:Nsync got the shaft by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      Sheesh people, give it a break.

      Some people actually LIKE their music, it aint THAT bad.

      Everyone assumes that if you like a boy band, it MUST be because "popular culture" has BRAINWASHED you into believing you do.

      Screw that sh#^t.

      I enjoy quite a few of their songs, and I'm not at all interested in their image or whatever other crap you assume fans are interested in.

      So what if all the boy bands sound alike (that's what a GENRE is), I could say the same thing about many, many other bands in many different genres of music, probably even stuff you like.

      So yeah, continue dissing boy bands, then go back to your rap or heavy metal or ska or punk or whatever music you listen to that is soooo amazingly unique.

      Magius_AR

  49. George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by simetra · · Score: 1
    Because of Jar Jar Binks, I have not seen Phantom Menace, and don't intend to.
    The Star Wars franchise went into the toilet with their first Muppet. George Lucas might be able to make another good movie if he can stop fondling his inner child long enough. In a few years, he'll be crawling around his Skywalker ranch wearing nothing but a big diaper, licking a really big lollipop.

    JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE

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    1. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by susano_otter · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Star Wars franchise went into the toilet with their first Muppet.

      What, that thing in the trash compactor? "into the toilet" indeed!

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    2. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      What, that thing in the trash compactor? "into the toilet" indeed!

      There's a fine line between that suspenseful trash compactor creature and Oscar the Grouch. Lucas lost me when he turned Episode VI into a puppet theater with the Ewoks.

      Compare that with, say, the look of horror on Han Solo's face when he was encased in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back. The first two (chronological) movies weren't aimed at the kiddies nearly as much as the third and fourth were.

      -Legion

    3. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      That look of horror was because, at the moment of freezing, the life of the entire Star Wars franchise flashed before Han Solo's eyes.

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    4. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by simetra · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those stupid Ewoks, and that toad Yoda. What in the hell was that little creep all about? I expected Miss Piggy to jump out next!

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    5. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That thing in the trash compactor... that reminds me.

      Has anyone noticed the striking parallels between Star Wars and Lord of the Rings?

      Kenobi == Gandalf
      Skywalker == Frodo
      Solo == Aragorn (maybe)
      Vader == Saruman, (or the Balrog)
      Palpatine == Sauron
      Death Star == Moria
      Tattoine == The Shire
      Mos Eisley == Bree
      That thing in the compactor == That thing in the black pools outside moria
      R2/D2 / the plans == The One Ring

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    6. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by simetra · · Score: 1

      Jep. The age-old quest tale.

      You can also compare those characters to those in The Wizard Of Oz... a much better movie, in my opinion, than LOTR.

      For more info, check out some of Joseph Campbell's stuff. There is nothing new under the sun.

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    7. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

      Lucas lost me when he turned Episode VI into a puppet theater with the Ewoks.

      Heaven forbid a sci-fi director should dare to be... cute!

      Seriously though, if I recall, that's what happened. They were originally going to use wookies, but the first two movies resulted in a too technologically advanced creature to be taken seriously as an aboriginal technologically simple species on a backwater moon somewhere. They started drawing up other ideas, but they all kept coming out "cute". Finally, they went with it, and as Lucas put it, "we dared to be cute".

    8. Re:George Lucas has lost it, for sure. by MadAhab · · Score: 2
      You could have continued further: Aragorn=Solo, Boromir=Calrissian, Arwen=Leiea,etc.

      Not a coincidence. You may know that Lucas is a big fan of Joseph Cambell's analysis (cf. Hero with a Thousand Faces) of recurring themes and story structures through world mythology. And Tolkien was a medivalist, so he was familiar with all sorts of old crusty stories. You see the same figures - old, wise, yet slightly disconnected mentor figures, young heroes called somewhat unwillingly to a quest, treacherous insiders, amusing sidekicks, etc. The difference is that Tolkien was semi-consciously drawing on these things, while Lucas was using the Campbell analysis as a blueprint for his screenplays. Which could be how he came about with such a shallow and annoying character as Jar-Jar, while even the single line about Bill the Pony in FoTR showed more depth.

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  50. Re: compression by igrek · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) Your schema works, theoretically, but...
    2) there's no reason to assume you gain anything by doing these transforms. On average, you will have 1:1 compression ratio. Unless...
    3) your functions are not just generic CRC, MD5, etc. but rather some smart functions that allow to describe some patterns in the original file in a compact way. I this case, what you described is just another way of modelling of your original data.

    JFYI, most of the current compressor algorithms work logically in 2 steps:
    a) find the optimal way to model the original data; transform the original data using the new "alphabet" (in other words, map it into the new parametric space)
    b) apply one of the entropy coding schemes (Huffman, arithmetic, range-coding, etc.)
    The (b) part is easily presented/solved mathematically (btw, the arithmetic coding is the optimal one). However, the (a) part is complex. Most importantly, modelling it context-dependent. IMHO, the standard hash functions will not work well :)

  51. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and wow, by my count, you've lost about 10 karma.

  52. Re: compression by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The thing about hashes is that they're one-way functions, you have to have a copy of every possible message and its hash.

    If you send *only* 16-byte messages, no larger, no smaller, that's 2^(8*16) = 2^128 possible messages. Each message is 16 bytes, so 2^132 bytes, or 5.4e39 bytes. Oops, twice that since you need to store what each message transform to, so call it an even 1e40 bytes.

    Let's say a 100GB = 1e11 disk costs $100=1e2 in volume today. You'll need only 1e40/1e11 = 1e29 disks, costing a low, low $1e31. That's
    $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

    I will leave other considerations - where will you store these disks, how will you power them, etc., as an exercise for the reader.

    Fortunately, the sum total of all bit patterns of less than 16 bytes is the same. (Ignoring the storage requirements for the hashed value, I assume you'll create a 'bin' for each hash value.) Unforutnately, the price doubles again as you add each bit.

    A second exercise for the reader: how may bits can you handle before you need more storage requirements than number of atoms in the earth? I haven't done the math, but I doubt it's more than a hundred bytes or so.

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  53. If only... by meggito · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If only public opinion worked so well all the time! You know there were thousands of god damn screaming girls making annoyances out of themselves trying to get n'sync in that movie. They probably wrote 30 letters a piece approving it (while the backstreet lovers only wrote 5 negative ones). I don't especially like star wars (not that it isn't good) but i'm sitting here smiling to myself for the first time in a couple weeks over this. Maybe democracy will prevail.

  54. The Universe is turquoise, say astronomers by meggito · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I keep getting taken to 'The Universe is turquoise, say astronomers' when I click on the compression link. The same thing when I do it from within their site on their own link.

  55. George Lucas did what? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    "Apparently, the negative public reaction to n'sync's appearence in episode 2 has caused lucas to drop their cameo."

    Judging by the cult-ish following of his movies, I thought George Lucas was in the business of making public opinion, not bowing to it.

    1. Re:George Lucas did what? by alpinist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the cult-ish following is what makes it hard for Lucas to actually be creative and do much more than rehash what he's already done without upsetting his fan base.

      I think part of that is because the first SW movie came out in 1977. Most of us who were even born then had to have our parents drive us to the movies to see it. And then we prayed for a ton of SW stuff for birthdays and X-Mas so we could make our own version of the SW universe in the living room with our best friend. Now let those memories sit in the nostalgia machine for 20 years, you've got some powerful mojo working there.

      So now, when we think 'new Star Wars movie' we relate it to when we were little kids and in absolute awe of these movies. It's like it's YOUR movie, and it's still your own universe for you and your best friend. So, one is highly polarized about the subject, there's very little middle ground. Aspects of these new movies are either loved or hated, and people get very vocal, especially since we're all so easily heard on the 'net.

      At least that's what I think. Me, I'm still kicking myself for not keeping all the original Star Wars toys I got as a kid. :P

    2. Re:George Lucas did what? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Lucas is on his way down anyway. THX-1138 was his last good movie.

      Star Wars was a fluke. It had ahead-of-its-time special effects, and a simple plot that appeals to idiots, while trying to remain subtle enough not to offend slightly smarter viewers.

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    3. Re:George Lucas did what? by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, bud. Lucas ceased showing even a touch of creativity since A New Hope, and even that was subject to many, many massive overhauls before it was filmed -- a probably would've been a stinky turd had it not been for the guys in Proto-ILM that helped with the art direction and story polish.

      Lucas couldn't get a good performance out of Olivier (Sir Lawrence, that is) -- because they're secondary to the film. If it was up to him, we wouldn't have actors at all. It seems that they get in the way of the effects for him -- the stuff he enjoys -- the stuff we enjoyed as kids.

      The man is a complete gear-head, and obsessed so much with the fact that he CAN (Jar-Jar (make that damned near all of EP I), the Worse-than-claymation Jabba in ANH:SE, Ewoks, etc) that he spends very little time wondering if he should.

      There's no coincidence in the fact that Empire was the best (IMO) and "realest" in terms of acting and tone of the series. Lucas wrote a draft, and didn't direct it. Period.

      For fun, fire up hotline/carracho/gnutella and search for some movie script servers. You can find all of the original Star Wars scripts if you look hard enough. It's quite worthwhile for a few reasons -- from just being a fanboy and seeing the evolution of the films to seeing how disasterously the storyline could have gone had George gone unchecked (which is happening now).

      I loved the entire series as a kid -- they were beautiful, they were fantastical, and they were based on archetypal characters I knew, there were no subtleties in the acting, everything was black or white, and the story was derivative of most mythic/fantasyish kids stories -- perfect for kids, less perfect for gr'ups.

      You're absolutely right in your summation, though. Star Wars is pure nostalgia -- it's a memory of most of my childhood spent playing with my huge toy collection and praying that someday I'd get to fly away, train with Yoda and be just like Luke.

      Those were, in fact, The Good Old Days :)

      And I am keeping my Beta SP masters of the original trilogy in a vault to some day burn to a permanent format, because once the "even more special" editions come out, and the ones following those, I won't even recognize my childhood playground anymore.

      And that would be a shame.

  56. Close SETI, alien life has found us! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    You have to be from another planet...You can't turn on a radio,tv or sat without hearing them "sing"

    1. Re:Close SETI, alien life has found us! by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are people from this planet who don't listen to the radio or watch tv.

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    2. Re:Close SETI, alien life has found us! by drsquare · · Score: 0

      Why not? There are things on the radio and the telly that you could never experience without them. Unless of course you can't afford one. I coudl sympathise with that. Over a hundred quid a year, even if you don't watch the BBC. What a fucking rip off. They should just go commercial like all the others. It's not like the quality of programming is any better.

    3. Re:Close SETI, alien life has found us! by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      There are things on the radio and the telly that you could never experience without them

      Agreed, but there's only so much time in a day, and I have other things to spend it on. I'm sure that there are things in Kenya that I could never experience elsewhere, but that doesn't mean I have to go there does it?
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    4. Re:Close SETI, alien life has found us! by wampus · · Score: 1

      And they are better than everyone else... just listen to them.

  57. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by core10k · · Score: 0

    On this article? Are you kidding me? I post at 0, dude. Anything of mine at 1 or above means I'm in the black.

  58. Does this really change things? (Re: SW:AotC) by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Okay, so Lucas has removed N*Sync's cameo. This doesn't change the fact that Lucas "sold out" by his willingness to include them in the first place.

    Combine that with the disappointment of SW:TPM and the result is that Lucas' reputation, in my eyes, is shot. He no longer intends to produce a movie that is geared toward my age/intelligence bracket. So I'll be returning the favor by not going to see SW:AotC in the theatres. Maybe I'll just have to wait until it bubbles up on my NetFlix queue... In fact, you're all invited to my place when it does so you don't have to waste your money seeing it in the theatre.

    The R.S.V.P. list begins today...

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  59. Gee, is college worthwhile? Was: Re: compression by BeBoxer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm going try and not sound too snide here, but I'm not sure I can help it. It's a simple fact that you cannot develop a lossless compression algorithm which will compress all inputs to smaller outputs. Period.

    People sometimes ask if college is worthwhile for studying CS. One good thing about it is that you learn not to try and design impossible compression algorithms. This isn't like P=NP, or any other hard CS problem which isn't completely answered. Or like the speed of light being absolute, which may or not be true. You simply can't design an algorithm which will make all inputs smaller, and have it be reversable.

    For those of you who have not had any 101 level CS classes, here's why. If all outputs from your algorithm are smaller than the inputs, then you have fewer possible outputs than inputs. If this is the case, there have to be multiple inputs which compress to the same output. When it comes time to decompress the output, you will have no way of knowing which input was used to generate the output. Hence your algorithm will not be able to properly decompress the output.

    Compression algorithms work because they are designed to make the typical file smaller, while compressing the uncommon inputs into larger outputs. Usually the common files have lots of redundancy in them, which makes it fairly easy to design compression algorithms, especially for readable text.

    Actually, most good compression programs cheat a little bit. If they detect that the output is going to be larger than the input, they don't compress the file at all. Which means that all outputs are one bit larger than the output file size, because one bit of information is stored in the fact that the program did or did not compress the file. Logically, that .gz or the lack thereof is included in the output of the program.

    Now lossy compression is a whole different story. You can compress as much as you want, based upon how much loss you think is acceptable. I could easily design a lossy image compression scheme that compressed all pictures down to a single bit, but some folks might find that simply calling pictures 'light' and 'dark' is a little too lossy to be useful. But the important fact is that in any lossy compression scheme, there are multiple inputs which map to single outputs. And that's fine because you don't care if you get the exact file back when you decompress the output.

  60. Re: compression by tunah · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Maybe I'm just plain wrong

    If you're saying what I think you're saying, you are :)

    If i get you right, you get a bunch of hashes (crc, md5 etc). You then transmit them to the recipient who generates a list of all files that each could represent, and finds the one that is in all lists. Superficial objections: very slow, large amount of disk space, hashes may not be reversible except by brute force which is unthinkable (hash all possible n-byte files and look for this).

    Deeper objection: this does not seem to take advantages in patterns in the data, and this is the only way compression can work. If n bytes can be compressed into n-1, then the data is redundant. Therefore, if this method works, it should work for everything. This would then compress everything, which is impossible, even more so (!?) since every compressed file would have the same size. To see why, compress all 256^N n byte files into B byte concatenated hashes==compressed files (less than N bytes). For the process to be reversible, the compressed files must be unique, however there are only 256^B Executive summary: compress all possible files, they are all smaller. There are not enough smaller files, so compressed files are not unique. Thus it is not reversible.

    The result of this is that compression will (on average) mean that there is more than one file satisfying all hashes. For a unique file satisfying all hashes, on average the total hashes will be at least as big as the file.

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  61. Re: compression by loraksus · · Score: 2

    I suppose the correct question to ask is how many possible solutions are there in "decoding" a hash that was "encoded" with a known algorithim - especially if you know the block size. Certainly less than the 2^(8*16) that you used in your example above. Sure, there are an [close to an?]infinite number of possibilities, but most of those possibilities wouldn't equal the "compressed" data (the hash).

    Another thing would be is it possible to "decode" a hash inteligently - because there would be almost no way that this would work if you had to "brute force" all the data. I suppose this will get to something like "we can't do this intelligently and brute force will take too much time"

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  62. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but if we just said "No, it won't work", he wouldn't have believed us. In fact, there is a small but real chance that he still won't believe us ;-)>

  63. George Lucas in Bevely Hills Cop 3 by bstadil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lucas has done Camoe himself. About halfway through Beverly Hills Cop 3, Eddie Murphy jumps in front of a couple about to board a ride in the amusement park. The male half of the couple is none other than George Lucas.

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  64. Don't blame slashdot for not checking links by linzeal · · Score: 1
    The Universe is turquoise, say astronomers

    The new scientist is linking to the wrong article not slashdot.

  65. You are absolutely right by sulli · · Score: 1

    Who fucking cares if N*Sync or anyone else is in Star Wars as a cameo? It won't make any difference at all to the ultimate quality of the film. Now they see the hate and anger rising up out of the fans, and Lucas sees what he's created ... I bet we get 10 more minutes of Jar Jar as a result.

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  66. 'Artistic integrity' by Nick+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    First Lucas includes a death scene of a boy band at the request of his daughter. Then he removes it at the request of a howling Internet mob. Obviously Lucas learnt everything he knows about artistic integrity from George Costanza.

    Maybe it would save time if he posted any script changes to Slashdot and we can mod them up and down: (Score 3, 'Funny'; Score 4, 'Jah-Jah suffering visibly'; Score 0 'Overrated')

  67. WTF.... by The_Iconcolast_666 · · Score: 0

    N'SYNC.... /. ...... WTF! + or - N'SYNC SHOULD NOT BE MENTIONED at all on this site, unless it is accompanied by some mention of http://goatse.cx

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  68. Don't Celebrate Just Yet... by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2

    "The 'N Sync guys were shot as extras, and whether they're in or out won't be determined until the final edit," Hale says.

    http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20020110/en/_n_s yn c_cut_from_quot_clones_quot__1.html

    1. Re:Don't Celebrate Just Yet... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 3, Funny

      Extras, schmextras, just as long as they shoot them, preferably twice in the head.

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  69. Re:PVRs: Just TiVo it by Dark1 · · Score: 1

    Um, you're missing the point. Yes you can extract mpeg2 data from replaytv, but you can also advertise it via ReplayServer back to the real replaytv 4k, making your computer a video server. That feature, and a nice 1TB array, would make your little tivo upgrade seem quaint by comparison.

  70. N-Sync is nothing when you're faced with Jar Jar by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Can we please trade N-Sync for Jar Jar? I can live with a 60-second scene featuring N-Sync if it means no Jar Jar. I don't even need to see him die. I just need not to see him at all. Or to hear him. Especially to hear him.

    Please?

  71. That's too bad .... for George.... :) by kaladorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes. My sources indicate that a wookie will rip his arms off.

    Whose arms shall the wookie rip off: Jar-Jar Bites or George "This-space-for-rent-or-product-placement" Lucas?

    Jar-Jar is an enormously annoying figure to adults, beloved of children, and therefore killing him in a bloody mass of dismembered limbs, although satisfying to the adults, would make the movie traumatic for the young-uns.

    If the wookie was to tear off George's arms, it'd be some measure of justice for Episode 1, Jar-Jar, etc. and it could be done in a backroom so no kiddies need be traumatized. And the adults would still be satisfied.

    The great story of good and evil and redemption evolved in the middle 3 movies (Ep IV-VI) with Campbellian overtones is being sold down the river by a man whose vision has lost its way in favour of a big paycheck. There were a lot of worthwhile Mythic elements amidst the entertainment of the original movies, and the story had a certain power. Jar-Jar the rastafarian doppelganger and even fancy high-kicking Darth Maul (of few words, and a cheesy death) can't conceal the deeper emptiness in Episode 1, which is about to be (by all appearances) surpassed in its vaccuity by Episode 2: Attack of the Clowns.

    George... how could you? How did they ever get to you man....?

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  72. Re: compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "re: compression (Score:1, Offtopic)"

    He was asking a question about compression. One of the topics of this article is compression. Moderators, learn to read the writeups before you start modding people down. Or at least learn to read *something*. Anything. Please. It's really not asking too much of you to have the faintest glimmering of a clue when moderating, is it? Thanks.

  73. Dutch railways are blocking non-IE users by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0
    This warrants the brief attention of /.; if not in a story, then in this fashion.

    The Dutch railway company is blocking non-IE users. Pass it on and submit a complaint. Thanks.

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    1. Re:Dutch railways are blocking non-IE users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf? I went there to show my solidarity and it's all in some strange language.

  74. Fuck the mana burn, I'm pissed. by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good riddance to you, dimwit. One less numbskull in my way when I watch the movies. And by the way, their first muppet was in the original movie. Did you ever see it? And Jar-jar wasn't a muppet, he was computer-generated.

    "Because of Jar Jar Binks, I have not seen Phantom Menace, and don't intend to."

    Jesus Christ, you people whine a lot. It's only a fricken movie. You have no financial stake in it. And it's not like you go to them because it will impress your friends. If you like the story, go see it, otherwise go see Scream 54, or some animated Disney softcore porn. Go beat off at home to one of those t&a flicks at Blockbuster. Just stop acting like George Lucas has to make the movie you always dreamed of, just because you may have seen a couple of his previous movies.

  75. Thousands of Star Wars fans got the shaft by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1
    Most fans weren't upset JUST because N'Sync got a cameo. Most were upset because they used their celebrity status to get that cameo. A lot of fans (and other REAL actors) have been petitioning Lucas for years to be extras in one of the movies. Some are even willing to pay Lucas for the privilege. Then this boy band asks and they are given a spot? Lucas has thousands of fans willing to fly themselves whereever, wear whatever, and do whatever in order to be in the movie. Yes, some are even willing to be in costume as long as they can be in it. This felt like a slap in the face to those fans.

    Hell, instead of using CG extras, they could get those thousands of fans to be REAL extras. We all know it would look a hell of a lot better.

    1. Re:Thousands of Star Wars fans got the shaft by 0xA · · Score: 1
      First: I bet a least one of the N'SYNC guys is a fan.

      Second: They didn't ask, Lucas' daughter asked. He did it for her because she likes the band, she would proably have been on the set when they shot that day, she probably would have been able to meet them and hang out with them for a while. The fan boys et al. have ruinied this. Nice.

    2. Re:Thousands of Star Wars fans got the shaft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, Samuel L. Jackson used his celebrity status to get into the Phantom Menace. Originally he had his people call some of Lucas's people to see if he could be an extra, or a minor character. Lucas apparently liked him, and he got a fairly important role in multiple movies.

    3. Re:Thousands of Star Wars fans got the shaft by Dante_H · · Score: 1

      I'm sure George Lucas could afford to pay for tickets to an N'Synch concert. I'm sure he could afford to buy a personal appearance from them. Most (99.99%) parents couldn't do this. Let's have a little less pity for the offspring of billionaire's shall we?

  76. Re: compression... why not? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    why couldn't you say:

    "My image file is variation #5432234534234223234432223443322 with hash value of 34334fa3de3ade33. Just for good measure, it's also 1200x1800 pixels, 24bits/pixel."

    Of course, it'd be a royal impossibility to figure out how many variations there were, and which "variation number" you had (and then do the reverse to "decompress" it)... but wouldn't that be theoretically possible?

    In theory, you could represent a 20MB image file with a 1k hash/data stream.

    MadCow.

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  77. Lossless data compression? by filtersweep · · Score: 1

    Remember the compression challenge?

    http://slashdot.org/articles/01/04/24/0457247.shtm l
    'nuff said

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    Those that suggest you "dance like no one is watching" really want to see you make a complete fool of yourself.
  78. If they'd done it by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 1

    If they'd done that, I swear I would've had to stand in front of the theatre and protest, I swear that I would

    --
    We seldom regret saying too little but often regret saying too much.
    1. Re:If they'd done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I always thought "get a life" was just a phrase.

    2. Re:If they'd done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      after you had seen the movie of course :)

  79. I send you this message... by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, you mean I've been using the wrong term all this time? No, it can't be. I'm ruined as a computer consultant. My customers will all laugh at me now.

    Damn you, send me your name, address, and phone number so my family of lawyers can contact you because I am going to sue you for costing me $4800 a day in lost wages. My cousins Larry, Moe, and Curley will be calling real soon, from my home phone.

    Signed,
    Bernard Shifman
    Shifman Consulting
    2828 N. Burling St.
    Ste. 402
    Chicago, IL 61108

  80. Moral Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post is NOT flamebait.

  81. 100 to 1 compression of random data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy. Pick 256 strings at random, each
    100 bytes long. Put them in a table and use
    the index into the table as the compressed file.

    Oh, that didn't work to compress your data?
    I guess your data wasn't random, because the
    table was full of random data and your data
    was not in there.

    -- The Programmer in Chief

  82. Re:Gee, is college worthwhile? Was: Re: compressio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "People sometimes ask if college is worthwhile for studying CS. One good thing about it is that you learn not to try and design impossible compression algorithms."

    I learned that from the comp.compression faq.

  83. Re:Gee, is college worthwhile? Was: Re: compressio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Compression algorithms work because they are designed to make the typical file smaller, while compressing the uncommon inputs into larger outputs."

    The trick is to convert seemingly random/uncommon
    data into less-random data. Finding equations
    which do the trick takes much processing power.

  84. Don't just subtract... Add!! by AMDAxe · · Score: 1

    While we're exiling the assembly-line, sugar sweetened, boy band pop, an we get some of our own favorite tunesters?

    We'll toss Jar Jar Binks and replace him with Jimmy Jimmy Buffett maybe?

    --
    To mail me, take out the hoopie, dammit.
  85. Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh MY GOD!
    Panda Huggles, indeed. Priceless stuff!

  86. Re: compression... why not? by standards · · Score: 1

    why couldn't you say:
    "My image file is variation #5432234534234223234432223443322 with hash value of 34334fa3de3ade33. Just for good measure, it's also 1200x1800 pixels, 24bits/pixel."


    You could say that. But there are (exactly) 2^51840000 variations of a 1200x1800x24bit picture.

    That means it's very likely that your index number will be very very large - typically as large as the image itself. Sometimes you'll be able to send a very small file (rare). Most times you'll have to send a very large message. For the vast majority of useful messages, you'll have zero compression plus protocol overhead.

    That's not very good compression.

  87. Final decision belongs to George by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    as noted in this story and here as well
    So can those griping Star Wars fans finally breath easy? Not quite. Lucasfilm spokeswoman Lynn Hale wouldn't confirm Thursday whether 'N Sync will or will not appear in the final cut of Clones, saying "it's just too early to make that decision." - "The 'N Sync guys were shot as extras, and whether they're in or out won't be determined until the final edit," Hale says.
    So you may get surprised after all. it may all depend on their acting abilities, such as they are.
    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Final decision belongs to George by Derek · · Score: 2

      They'll show up in the collectors edition DVD. Mark my words.

      -Derek

  88. 2 wrongs... by aka-ed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For once Hollywood (or Lucas at least) actually listened!

    Two wrongs don't make a right. The subtle reason why N'Sync being in the film is wrong is that it is product placement, like having the wookie sip a Pepsi. Removing them due to fan protest is the wrong reason. If Lucas was the 'artist' we'd like to think our best filmmakers are, fan opinion would not be a reason to change an artistic decision. Consider: N'Sync now has sufficient cause to consider George Lucas a whore. (I say this at known risk of being downmodded, but please think about it before calling this flamebait.) That's irony!

    --
    I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
    1. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anybody here give a fuck what N'Sync thinks about G. Lucas? Show of hands? How dare Lucas listen to his fans...if that smacks of 'whoredom', I must be reading the definition of the word incorrectly.

    2. Re:2 wrongs... by aka-ed · · Score: 1

      N'Sync are non-persons; I don't care what they think, but I can savor the irony. If including them was a favor to anyone, it was a favor to Bertelsmann, which owns the RCA label on which they appear. If it had been a favor to Bertelsmann, it would be a favor somehow paid, and that would indeed be "whoring." Of which I have no claim to be completely innocent, having taken some Jolt Cola money myself.

      However, in light of what Lucasfilms has had to say about this -- that the boyband were extras, and that their footage will be used or not according to how it fits in editing -- I would overrule my own objections in this matter. It doesn't look like a favor to anyone (though we will never know for sure). The whole thing is pretty much a "non-event."

      --
      I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
    3. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they were on RCA as you claim. They left RCA at the end of 1999 for Bertelsmann's Jive--where have you been?

      Lucas should've had the balls to leave them in.

    4. Re:2 wrongs... by aka-ed · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll defer to your superior knowledge of boy-bands, but "extra" footage is customarily not considered until editing. Lucasfilm didn't leak this story, so their only pronouncement on the issue does make sense.

      --
      I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
    5. Re:2 wrongs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Two wrongs don't make a right."
      Can you please tell the death penalty people that?

  89. Re:2 wrongs...yet more irony!!! by aka-ed · · Score: 1
    Weird...when I submitted this, it came back with an ad for Jolt Cola! Jolt was a major underwriter of a film I co-wrote -- Basket Case 3: The Progeny! You can see Jolt all over that film!

    First time I've seen a "consumer product" advertise here. Fine, fine product, though I personally find it undrinkable.

    --
    I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
  90. N'Sync Not Out of the Picture Yet by tbmaddux · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to E! Online:
    Lucasfilm spokeswoman Lynn Hale wouldn't confirm Thursday whether 'N Sync will or will not appear in the final cut of Clones, saying "it's just too early to make that decision."

    "The 'N Sync guys were shot as extras, and whether they're in or out won't be determined until the final edit," Hale says.

    And there you have it.

    --
    Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?
  91. The impossibility of random compression caveat by Bob+Loblaw · · Score: 1

    A point that is continually missed with all the people pooh-poohing their claims is that their marketing dept. is not likely to factor in the size of the compression/decompression engine when making their claims. I can see that is it quite possible to claim 100:1 compression rates on a block of random data if your compressor/decompressor is over 100 times the size of any block. What is impossible would be if you were talking about those compression ratios on the data plus the engine. I just invented a compression decompression engine that can get better than 100:1 on any random file on the internet ... it's called a URL ... unfortunately the size of my engine is the size of the internet :]

    1. Re:The impossibility of random compression caveat by MonMotha · · Score: 1

      I can defeat your compression algorithm. I will set my homepage to return a 1 byte file.

      Now, my homepage URL is "http://monmothas.shacknet.nu" (it's down now, my server needs a new mobo). That URL is 29 bytes long.

      No where near 100:1 compression. In fact, the ratio was 1:29. Your algorithm is terrible!

      Ah, who am I kidding? No one will even see this post probably :)

      --MonMotha

    2. Re:The impossibility of random compression caveat by nyquil · · Score: 1

      i was amused by it. you didnt post in vain

    3. Re:The impossibility of random compression caveat by Bob+Loblaw · · Score: 1
      I just made a DNS redirect (part of the compression algorithm ... call it intercomp v1.1) on my local machine that maps "a" to "http://monmothas.shacknet.nu". Now with all the overhead of http I'll bet that the size of the reply will be bigger than 100 bytes.

      Joking aside though ... what my complaint was that it is *not* impossible to compress a certain subset of random data. The smaller your set of data ... the tricker it becomes until it is impossible with one bit of info. What is impossible is to compress *all* random data to a size (including the compressor) that is smaller than the original in *all* cases. However, this is not what their marketing weasles claim at all. If they have found a method to shrink a useful subset of random data down by a high ratio then great ... when was the last time that you communicated a large chunk of *truly* random data anyways.

  92. No, true democracy is "rule by the mob" by YuppieScum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The majority gets what the majority wants.

    That should read "everybody gets what the majority wants."

    And in America (but spreading) majority==most money. Still, the good old days when majority==most armaments can be found here and there...

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    1. Re:No, true democracy is "rule by the mob" by aka-ed · · Score: 2
      And in America (but spreading) majority==most money. Still, the good old days when majority==most armaments can be found here and there...

      "We live in a democarcy"
      "We are ruled by corporations"
      therefore
      "Rule by corporate interests is democracy."

      Irrefutable logic.

      I hate to bust your bubble, but rule by a moneyed minority is, by definition, not democracy. I'm with you in deploring the corruption of the democratic process that has lead to increasing corporate plutocracy, but blaming democracy for it is not the way to go.

      --
      I survived the Dick Cheney Presidency 7 to 9 AM 7-21-07
    2. Re:No, true democracy is "rule by the mob" by a+random+streaker · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that when the people are swayed by ads, the people are stupid because they didn't vote the way we think they should, damnit, we know how they should live, and thus how they should vote, so it's no longer democracy since they didn't vote our way.

      --
      "All representatives are busy. The estimated hold time is one..hundred..sixty..four..minutes." Detroit Edison, 02/01/02
  93. I Wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the N'Sync boys cried like a Backstreet Boy right before they were blown up.

  94. ROFL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have those Jar Jar lines down pat, pal! "Oh, dokey!"

    * As agreed, this post will serve as payment for sucking me off this morning. Thanks again.

  95. Sorry to burst your bubble but N'Sync is ... by Augusto · · Score: 5, Informative
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    - sigs are for wimps.
  96. Re: compression... why not? by ChadN · · Score: 2

    Because the variation # would actually be a VERY long number, probably longer than the original file. Yes, there are that many mappings of long files to a single hash value...

    --
    "It's overkill, of course. But you can never have too much overkill." - Anonymous Slashdot Coward
  97. No Samsung? So what by PenguinX · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't worry too much about the Samsung / G-Mate relationship. It seems to me that G-Mate gave up on them about a year ago when they spec'd out the first Yopy / "YDK" for Samsung. The newest Yopy is quite cool and has a lot of room for potential. I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one of them - and for 399 - if the cell phone attachment could work in the US .. it's not a bad deal.

    Just my $0.02

  98. Unseasonably Warm by whjwhj · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    From the unseasonably-warm dept.

    Warm here in Minnesota too. If you've been paying any attention whatsoever to the weather in the last 10 years you have to wonder if climate change is playing a role. I'm convinced it is.

    It's going to be pretty difficult for skeptics to argue the scientific merits of the "theory" of climate change when they can walk outside on any given day and experience it firsthand.

    We need to do something about this pronto. Otherwise our descendents are going to have a lot more important things to chat about than compression schemes and pop bands.

    1. Re:Unseasonably Warm by whjwhj · · Score: 2

      Parent is NOT offtopic. I'm replying directly to Timothy's tagline on the article.

    2. Re:Unseasonably Warm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post Hoc Ergo Proptor Hoc, anyone?

    3. Re:Unseasonably Warm by whjwhj · · Score: 2

      Very often when one thing follows another it is most certainly caused by that first thing. Which is why so many people rush to that conclusion.

      Besides, there's ample scientific evidence of global warming anyway. Changing weather is just a fun little bonus to annoy the skeptics with.

  99. What the hell is your problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you an utter fucking control freak?

    Is it your mission to crush all whiners out there?

    Thus far I've seen 4 comments from you with NOTHING constructive to add. Just "You're whining!!! YOU'RE WHINING!!! WAAAH!!!" drivel.

    And what's with this fascination of telling everyone to masturbate to low-rent movies? Deep-seated psychological problems?

    Dude, some people would be happy if Georgie *would* listen. They're *quite* aware that they don't own the project, but it would be GREAT if George didn't have a Messiah Complex, and would listen to the fans.

    But here's info for you - unless you can physically prevent people from posting, your flames aren't going to stop anything. And whining about whining is just lame.

    1. Re:What the hell is your problem? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Hi, No I'm not a control freak. I'm just tired of hearing 99% of the people here post the same thing: George Lucas can't do that, I won't watch any of his movies ever again if he does that, how dare he think of such a thing with MY favorite imaginary friends? They sound like control freaks. The first few times were expected, but every month there is another round of the same drivel. It got old real fast. And of course, there are more each time telling everyone to stop whining. So it's not like I'm the only one. But for me, yeah, yesterday was a bad day. Hell, it's been a bad month, so I had to vent. I'm done now.

      And come on, the original post explicitly stated the desire to see Natalie Portman naked. Which is another often repeated line. So I gave an alternative outlet for their adolescent urges. "Deep-seated psychological problems", well, maybe, I won't deny that, let me talk to my shrink and I'll get back to you. :^)

      And while it may be nice if George Lucas listened to fans, I wouldn't expect him to change scenes just because one group or another didn't like it.
      Also, I personally liked Jar-jar, so did my then 3-year old daughter, so hearing everyone complaining about him scored no points with me.

      Sincerely, (f that means anything on a faceless website) I want to say thanks for the conversation. Don't want /. to turn into a cesspool of rants with no meaning, like so many newsgroups did. Thru no fault of my own, I stopped reading them because there were so many arguments, with no actual conversations. Just insults about each other's choice of operating system, processor, etc.

  100. PVR by zebadyah · · Score: 1

    Any good sources on turning my pc with an ATI all in wonder into a PVR?

  101. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mod parent up. Amen.

    I'm glad I'm not the only person disgusted with the fake and shallow nature of pop culture, which takes the low intelligence and malleability (read: ability to be manipulated) of the individual as its alpha and omega.

  102. More signs the next Star Wars will suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucus can't even stick to his guns with cameo's.
    Film making by commitee just doesn't work.
    He should have stuck with his original bad idea.
    His flip flopping just proves to me how little vision he actually has.

  103. Am I the only one that read the title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to Reduce the Expression of Practically Random Information Sequences

    "Practically Random". What does that mean. I have looked in Google and it does not appear to be a standard term. I doubt that they have achieved 100:1 without stretching the definition of practically.

    Also, while it seams like a great idea to send the key to lookup the full content as a compression scheme, this does not work for random data. Just think about how big the key would have to be to uniquely identify every possible piece of content. The key would be the same size as the data being referenced if a simple mechanism like this was used to store every possible content combination. You can compress they key, but this is the same problem as compressing the data.

  104. Thank Dog!!! by CaNuK · · Score: 1

    Everybody I know had a negative reaction to the news that they would be included in Episode 2.
    This news is better than I'd ever hoped to hear. I admire those that are responsible for this outcome.

    --

    Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.
  105. Ha! Bye Bye Bye by loconet · · Score: 1

    More info on the drop of Nsync from EP2 can be found on Ananova

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    [alk]
  106. Re:How did *you* end up with mod points?? (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and trust me, it shines through in your comments.

  107. Re: compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, don't worry, i only got about 45 points left...

  108. Maybe They Might Be Giants could take their spot. by jpatters · · Score: 2

    That would actually be cool!

    --
    "Remember, there never were pineapple-almond cookies here."
  109. Better compression. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a thought: what if the dictionary elements created during compression were not included in the output file itself but somewhere on the Net?

  110. Sharing taped shows (replay and so on) by itsnotme · · Score: 1

    there shouldnt be any problem sharing these taped shows over the 'net, since its within fair use to share it, so why is it limited only to replay ppl? if you're allowed to share shows you've taped on VHS and so on, you should be able to share shows you've taped using replay and tivo and so on.. since htey're in a format that can be played on the computer so its generally readable by anybody with a decent computer and space.. why isnt there more of a central place to share these shows? I would assume that this would be legal and practical.. and it would enable a lot of people to enjoy and find shows they've missed!

    1. Re:Sharing taped shows (replay and so on) by drsquare · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's illegal to tape things off the telly. Everyone still does it though.

    2. Re:Sharing taped shows (replay and so on) by mapryan · · Score: 1

      Not in the UK it isn't. We're allowed to keep stuff recorded of the telly for 2 weeks..

  111. Anybody want yopy.org? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

    Does anybody want yopy.org? It's coming up for renewal, and I have no interest in renewing it. But neither do I want a domain name speculator to get it.
    -russ

    --
    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  112. Re:Gee, is college worthwhile? Was: Re: compressio by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

    "The trick is to convert seemingly random/uncommon data into less-random data. Finding equations which do the trick takes much processing power."

    Um, OK. Whatever. Are you trying to say that with enough processing power, you can compress all inputs into smaller outputs? It you think that, you miss the whole point. See, you are focused on the "seemingly random" input, and sure, you might be able to compress the ones that only "seem" to be random, but aren't. What you are forgetting is that we are talking about all possible inputs, including the random ones. Just because you think you have some great way of compressing some inputs does not mean you have some way of compressing all inputs.

  113. Re: compression by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 2

    "That basic fact immediately discounts and proves impossible any compressibility of random data, absolutely and non-refutably."

    Well, that's a little harsh for talking about a statistical phenomenon. Since random numbers are randomly distributed in state space as well as numerically, it is true that roughly 50% of N-bit numbers will contain N bits of entropy; the other 50% will contain less. 25% will contain N-2 bits of entropy, and so on. In fact, one randomly chosen number in every 2^(N-1) will contain only one bit of entropy (you have to pick all 1's sooner or later)!

    --

    Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
  114. Beta SP? by Pope · · Score: 1

    Hey, man, you can borrow my THX laserdiscs any day you want ;)
    I should watch them soon to see if they're speckling: that would suck.

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  115. Okay, now I'm just STUPID. by Blackwulf · · Score: 1

    Saw the news blurb about N'Sync on Sci-fi, and looked through the headlines...Didn't see a title about it. (N'Synch just didn't enter into my mind to make the connection at this late hour after coding.)

    So what did I do?

    Resubmit the story.

    Makes me wish I could reject it myself for the reason of "Stupidity" so the editors won't have to look at it and risk reposting it.

  116. Integrity by blacklite001 · · Score: 1

    Obviously Lucas' integrity was already in question. N*Sync was a horrible idea in the first place.

    But at least have the courage to stick with something if you decide on it in spite of its obvious idiocy.

    We might as well be getting congressmen to make movies now.

  117. It's all about the ad $$$ by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I completely agree with your post. I suggest, however that you move from hate to a more enlightened perspective- why hate idiots when you can laugh at them from a distance??? Both are perfectly futile as objective outlooks, but the seconds leads to lower blood pressure and fewer strokes/heart attacks/psychotic episodes.

    -----

    IMUHO the truly funny thing about all of this is that anyone who understands classical science fiction understands that the relationship between Star Wars and SF is exactly the same as the relationship between N*sync and the thousands of excellent, non-manufactured musicians performing in bars and clubs across the world.

    People who crave epic fantasy productions** (in the Campbellian sense****) have no modern epic fantasy productions to enjoy. Therefore they become excited by the most trite and pitiful semblance thereof, provided it is well advertised. I.E. Star Wars becomes the biggest smash hit in hollywood history, and people who should know better still worship it 23 years later. Mel Brooks understood it in 1987, yet the collective slashdot audience does not (even today, even with his help).

    People who crave beautiful, passionate, exciting music** have no (readily apparent) beautiful modern music to enjoy. Therefore they become excited by the most trite and pitiful semblance thereof, provided it is well advertised. I.E. N*sync becomes becomes the biggest smash hit in music history, while Derek Dick, the greatest lyricist in the world, holds an estate sale to feed his wife and daughter. Weird Al understood it well before 1985, yet the vast majority of targets*^*^* do not (even today, even with his help).

    It's hilarious.

    -----

    The original SW was vain, insipid, proselytizing, and fscking annoying- a symptom of a diseased culture- if for no other reason than that there is no better alternative. With all the incredible pieces of art which have been produced in that field, in the seminal literature which both defines and accompanies humanity as we progress towards our destiny, a story about a white trash farmer's son who blows up a space station is the best we can hope for??? At least the Good Guys(tm) win.

    Star Wars was successful because 1) it was (fairly) well done (especially in comparison with other sf films of the time) 2) it was advertised like no other film in history and 3)Lucas understood enough about human nature to know what appealed to the people he was trying to sell to. EXACTLY the same reasons N*synch are successful. The reason you don't remember it is because your parents were the victims, not yourselves. Or, perhaps, because the advertising that was targetted at you was successful, while N*sync advertising is not successful b/c it is not targetted at you.

    David Brin, back before the trolls drove him from slashdot, had an incredible post about this exact subject. Too bad I don't have time to try to find it...

    6 prophecies:

    [1] In 10 years, current N*sync fans will not be fans of (insert 2012 boy band name here). They will have children, and say that fans of (insert 2012 boy band name here) are vain, insipid, proselytizing, and fscking annoying. The reason they are fans of N*sync today is that the advertisements for N*sync(2002) are targetted towards them, while the advertisements for N*sync(2012) will be targetted at their children.

    [2]You will pay to take your children to see Star wars Episode VII- and it will suck just as badly as I-VI. People who think Star Wars Episode I was awesome will agree that it sucks.

    [3]Your children will love it. They will also have N*Sync(2012) posters above their beds.

    [4]You won't understand your children's POV, and your children will think "parents just don't uderstand...".

    [5]Lucasfilms/"Free Lance Entertainment" (lol) will laugh all the way to the bank

    [6]Rev. Neh Scudder will still think 1-5 are hilarious.


    Rev. Neh
    First Prophet

    **all people, as in, symptomatic of human nature. Endemic. See any Joseph Campbell book for details.

    ****either Joseph or John :P

    *^*^* {that select portion of western civilization which has sufficient disposable income to purchase large quantities of compact disks, i.e. 14 year old girls}

    --
    ... and there is no doubt, that one day he will be
    where the eye of his telescope has already been
    1. Re:It's all about the ad $$$ by tommut · · Score: 1

      ... while Derek Dick, the greatest lyricist in the world, holds an estate sale to feed his wife and daughter.

      Someone else who realizes the lyrical poet mastermind that is Derek Dick? Fish is not only a great artist, but a great guy. I suppose if one good thing had to be recognized of his hardships, it would be the fact that since he knows that he is not going to make a lot of money anyway, he can connect with the fans the way he wants to. That's why he can perform today an album in its entirety that was created over 15 years ago (Misplaced Childhood, my all-time favorite) because both he and a lot of fans think that this was a classic, brilliant piece of music, and not because any marketroid is telling him to. Also, it's interesting to see him create alternative means to continue doing things the way he wants, whether it's creating his own record lable, or alternative business models (his last album pre-order to finance the same album). And on top of all of this, is the fact that Fish is one of the most gifted poets of our time. Truly wonderful. So while N*Sync may have more money than they deserve for the rest of their lives, if any one can and will survive, it's Fish.

    2. Re:It's all about the ad $$$ by Destacona · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Here is a related David Brin article [salon.com] from a few years ago, though it doesn't seem that this is the one you're referencing. -
      "Star Wars" despots vs. "Star Trek" populists

    3. Re:It's all about the ad $$$ by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 1

      No, he used to post to slashdot, back in the days when 30k was a high user id. Probably late 1998 or early 99... What I'm thinking of is actually a comment or thread.

      Thanks for doing the research, though. IIRC the article you linked to actually made /. (where he was, somewhat rightfully, lambasted :)

      --
      ... and there is no doubt, that one day he will be
      where the eye of his telescope has already been
  118. At first glance.... by Restil · · Score: 2

    I thought that the idea of putting a boy band cameo into a star wars movie was a BAD idea. Then I thought it over. In 10 years, its a good bet that most people will only vaguely remember who they were and even fewer people will actually recognize them.

    Secondly, although it might have been somewhat tacky, placing members of a boy band as clones had a certain ironic twist to it that made the whole idea work out well.

    And third... the opportunity to see a boy band get blown to bits overrules my desire to not see an uncorruptable starwars movie. Its already been contaminated anyways. It's got JarJar.

    -Restil

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    Play with my webcams and lights here
  119. Random Data. by Restil · · Score: 2

    Virtually random data, or data that is generated by a complex, yet predictable formula, could potentially be subjected to a rather complex curve fitting excersize to reveal the original formula, or at least enough of the formula to reproduce the data.

    In fact, for any finite group of numbers, you can produce a function that will generate those numbers. However, unless an obvious pattern is recognized and exploited, the function will likely be larger than the data it is trying to reproduce. Its the recognition of significantly long patterns that would achieve the 100:1 lossless ratio.

    Although I've never tried to, I don't think its beyond the realm of probability to be able to recreate a formula for a generated list of data, if that data was created by a formula in the first place. However, this presents a couple of problems.

    First of all, if the data IS easily stored in a formula, why would large quantities of this data exist in data form when it could be just as easily stored in formula form and have the application generate it realtime as needed. Basically, even if this program does work this way, it would only be useful where data was poorly concieved in the first place.

    Secondly, how much virtually random data is there anyways? Where high speed, high volume compression is the most useful would be for video transmission, and yet we still achieve greater rates than this for acceptable rates of lossy compression, and in any event, recorded video and audio has a natural element to it which would break it out of the "virtual" qualifier.

    Of course, there's no saying that they use an approach even closely resembling this. But something to think about anyways.

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    1. Re:Random Data. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, even it is possibly to compress psuedo-random data by finding the original formula (or knowing the formula and discovering the seed), the original claim is still false. Compressing pseudo-random data is not the same as compressing random data!

    2. Re:Random Data. by armb · · Score: 2

      > Although I've never tried to, I don't think its beyond the realm of probability to be able to recreate a formula for a generated list of data, if that data was created by a formula in the first place.

      We have a name for a particular class of functions that produce apparently random data from a complex yet predictable formula. They're called stream ciphers, and an important part of that complex formula is the key. In principle you can compress the data by finding the key, then compressing the (presumably not so random) plaintext. If this method really works, it could have cryptographic importance.

      There's another possibility - that this is an extremely lossy method, and they just haven't mentioned that. Compressing a random stream of data to enough information to generate a completely different random stream with many of the same statistical properties is much easier. It's also completely useless if you wanted the actual original data.

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  120. idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    when you combine hash algorithems, all you have is a larger, morecomplex hashing algorithem. You still have a ton of garbage files when your finished.

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  121. imposiblity? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    My image file is variation #5432234534234223234432223443322 with hash value of 34334fa3de3ade33

    Of course, it'd be a royal impossibility to figure out how many variations there were

    No, actualy. Just take the size of your hash, and the size of your file and subtract. then take 2that. Quite simple, no? Of course, when you combine that data you end up with a file of the same size.

    Really, is it to much to ask that people who call themselves 'geeks' have at least a simple understanding of mathimatics?

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  122. Well if it ISn't a hoax... by crhylove · · Score: 1

    then advanced alien civilizations have been sending us transmissions after all, just in tiny super compressed data packets, and we just couldn't understand them. Now we will get to join the universal community...

    ...when will the REAL information age begin?

    rhy

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  123. Re:N-Sync is nothing when you're faced with Jar Ja by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi there! Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

    See meesa new movie 'Episode 2: Attack of the Jar Jar Clones' in May 2002!

    Yousa think meesa gonna die?

    I don'ta think so!

  124. Re:Gee, is college worthwhile? Was: Re: compressio by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    You simply can't design an algorithm which will make all inputs smaller, and have it be reversable.

    Um, you don't need college to know that. I know that, and I have no student loans! ;)

  125. Random Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a minor point that no-one seems to have spotted, if you'll forgive me going into coding theory for a second :

    the aim of all compression systems is to get the file size as low as possible. This means removing all unnecessary information, which is equivalent to making the entropy as low as possible. A bit stream with an entropy of zero is otherwise known as "random data".

    So this lot reckon they can compress "virtually random" data by a factor of 100? Either they've comprehensively broken all of Shannon's laws or they've got a very dubious definition of "virtually" which means it's 100 times bigger than a random string. I don't care what buzzwords they wrap around it, it's got to be one of the two.

    Oh, and one other point : output from most compression programs is as near to random as makes no difference. So they're going to get a 10:1 compression ratio on an already gzipped file?

  126. don't worry about whether Yopy makes it by markj02 · · Score: 2
    The good thing about a Linux PDA is that it doesn't matter whether any particular vendor or manufacturer makes it: you can be certain that your code will continue to run on some PDA. As long as you write for X11 and the UNIX/Linux kernel APIs (and any open source libraries on top of those), you are fine. Those have been around for 15+ years and will continue to be around for many years to come. Just stay away from proprietary or rarely used libraries--those may become orphaned when the vendor hits hard times.

    BTW, I hope the Yopy does make it. The Yopy looks like a nifty device, and I'm probably going to buy one.

  127. n-sync less annoying than Jar Jar by robstercraws · · Score: 0

    I'm glad they dumped the n-sync cameo, but I'd rather have them in the movie than Jar Jar Binks.

  128. An idea... by gpinzone · · Score: 1

    I've been looking up in Google how random number generators (RNG) are made. What comes up are a lot of discussions regarding RNGs in encryption schemes. The goal there is to make sure you CAN'T determine the seed based on the output and the algorithm. However, what I'm looking for is the reverse. I WANT to find a RNG where I can find a seed for an arbitrary random number.

    What if:
    I had 65,535 different "reversible" RNG algorithms that I use to generate seeds from. I find the shortest (or most compressible) seed and store that with the index to the algorithm I need to reproduce the "almost random" string of data.

    I have no idea if any of this is feasible (probably not). I'm just trying to brainstorm what the Zeo guys have come up with.

  129. Great compression algorithm... by svara · · Score: 1

    "Lessis-Moore", invented by the smart lzip people - lzip.sf.net

  130. Missed the point... by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Folks such as myself haven't purchased a PVR becasue we would like the option of archiving shows off to something other than crappy VCR tapes. Being able to setup a PC server with a bunch of my favorite shows or burn them to a writable DVD is a BIG attraction. I've watched the TIVO hacking with GREAT interest but it's not "there" yet. It doesn't help that they cannot even discuss this on the d*mned TIVO discussion board!

    The Replay on the other hand, while apparently lacking some of the AWESOME smarts the TIVO has for program guides\recording, is MUCH easier to grab video from. TIVO just released their second revision but nothing there seems to make my needs any easier to fulfill (okay USB might make it a little easier but..) meanwhile the ReplayTV boxes look like a homerun.

    I'm going to wait a bit longer before purchasing to see if the Replay hackers run into problems and to see if the TIVO folks finally get something out that will do what I want. It's a REAL shame that TIVO isn't supporting this or I'd be all over it. I still might buy a TIVO if I spot one cheap at WalMart but so far my local shop has had NONE. (shrug)

    Anyway, that's why this is important to some of us. The manufacturer isn't giving us what we want but the hackers ARE and my hat's off to them for it.

    P.S. No, I'm now willing to buy an ATI card and try to do this myself. I want it EASY for the woman to use too.

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  131. Don't act so outraged by Mark+Clements · · Score: 1
    I completely agree with your post. I suggest, however that you move from hate to a more enlightened perspective- why hate idiots when you can laugh at them from a distance??? Both are perfectly futile as objective outlooks, but the seconds leads to lower blood pressure and fewer strokes/heart attacks/psychotic episodes.
    A wonderful strategy, as long as laughing from a distance doesn't devolve into arrogance.

    Remember, someone with a different P.O.V may find your attitude a source of ammusement as well. It's all relative, and it's all good (from a certain point of view, to bring in a Star Wars reference). Smugness can be really ugly.
    IMUHO the truly funny thing about all of this is that anyone who understands classical science fiction understands that the relationship between Star Wars and SF is exactly the same as the relationship between N*sync and the thousands of excellent, non-manufactured musicians performing in bars and clubs across the world.

    People who crave epic fantasy productions... have no modern epic fantasy productions to enjoy. Therefore they become excited by the most trite and pitiful semblance thereof, provided it is well advertised . I.E. Star Wars becomes the biggest smash hit in hollywood history, and people who should know better still worship it 23 years later. Mel Brooks understood it in 1987, yet the collective slashdot audience does not (even today, even with his help).

    People who crave beautiful, passionate, exciting music** have no (readily apparent) beautiful modern music to enjoy. Therefore they become excited by the most trite and pitiful semblance thereof, provided it is well advertised . I.E. N*sync becomes becomes the biggest smash hit in music history, while Derek Dick, the greatest lyricist in the world, holds an estate sale to feed his wife and daughter. Weird Al understood it well before 1985, yet the vast majority of targets do not (even today, even with his help). It's hilarious.
    It may be hilarious; but that's life, which we know is grossly unfair. No matter, we just try to do what we can. Lamenting the glaring inequities will only give you an ulcer. Turning people on to the beauty in life is a pleasure and a gift. And, it's doing your part to help "right the wrong", so to speak.
    The original SW was vain, insipid, proselytizing, and fscking annoying- a symptom of a diseased culture- if for no other reason than that there is no better alternative. With all the incredible pieces of art which have been produced in that field, in the seminal literature which both defines and accompanies humanity as we progress towards our destiny, a story about a white trash farmer's son who blows up a space station is the best we can hope for??? At least the Good Guys(tm) win.
    Dude, it's a fscking movie, chill. It was intended to be entertainment, not capital-A Art. It's Flash Gordon with a better budget. And also, it is a fantasy, not sf. 2001: A Space Odyssey is sf.
    Star Wars was successful because 1) it was (fairly) well done (especially in comparison with other sf films of the time) 2) it was advertised like no other film in history and 3)Lucas understood enough about human nature to know what appealed to the people he was trying to sell to. EXACTLY the same reasons N*synch are successful.
    I disagree here. The first SW movie was successful because at the time of release, there was nothing like it, and word of mouth spread like wildfire. I was 13 at the time, and by chance walked into the second showing on the day it opened. There were about 10 other people in the theater. By the weekend, there were lines around the block. Advertising didn't do that.

    Lucas made his money because 20th Century Fox didn't think the movie would do any business, and much to their later regret, gave him full rights to merchandising. That, more than anything else, is the evil that George Lucas foisted on the world. He milked the tremendous surprise success of SW and its sequels for everything it was worth, much to the dismay of people who get ill at the sight of "I love R2-D2" shoelaces.

    From that point on, GL knew he could make any SW movie he wanted - there would be a built in HUGE audience, and he made all the merchandising money. He really doesn't have to intentionally create characters that translate well into dolls/lunchboxes/etc. It'll just happen anyway.

    N*sync, and any other boy band one can think of, are totally manufactured entities from the get go, that have demographics factored in, and are totally market driven. But, this is nothing new. The entertainment industry has been doing this for as long as people have parted with cash to escape from reality. And, that's a long time.

    So, don't get all righteous about the fact that bland entertainment always eclipses art - it's always been that way. And, some of the bland entertainment is just that - entertaining. As time goes by, the good stuff sticks around, and the crap fades away into the mists of time (Don't assume that Beethoven and his contemporaries that still get performed now were the only people composing at that time, for example - we don't know the others because they weren't good enough to last).
  132. OT: Wookiee! by GTRacer · · Score: 3, Informative
    Sorry guys, but I see this one goofed way too often. There's TWO e's in wookiee, not one. And for Double Jeopardy, their homeworkd is spelled Kashyyyk.

    I try to keep my pedantic tendencies under control, but sometimes...

    GTRacer
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    1. Re:OT: Wookiee! by smyle · · Score: 1
      And for Double Jeopardy, their homeworkd is spelled Kashyyyk.

      Hmmm... What I wouldn't have given for a good homeworkd in school. Just fire up my favorite homework client, and let the computer figure out the rest.

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    2. Re:OT: Wookiee! by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      Dammit DAMMIT DAMMIT! I read and re-read that post three times just to make sure *I* didn't goof any spelling. *sigh*

      OTOH, maybe there were homeworkds available but with names like Kashyyyk nobody could find them to connect to...

      GTRacer
      - Shoulda known better

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  133. Whoring out the cash... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    N'Sync and Lucas are both whores. We had "sufficient cause to consider George Lucas a whore" even before this matter. Remember Episode 1? Remember the complete box collection that came out 3 months after the OTHER complete box collection? Remember that damn Star Wars arcade game that fanatics would play FOR A DOLLAR A GAME?! (It wasn't even that great...)

    Don't get me wrong, I still like the Star Wars series, but it's turned George Lucas into the dark side (of the buck).

    1. Re:Whoring out the cash... by aka-ed · · Score: 1

      I don't feel the Lucas backlash. I liked the first Star Wars (ep 3, as it's now known) well enough at first. The second time I saw it was at a sci-fi convention with fans vociferously "showing their love" during the film, mostly just blurting out each line of dialog ahead of the players on screen. I've hated all things starwarsian ever since.

      Perhaps some of the folk now posting about the "betrayal" were a part of that crowd, or one very much like it. To me it seems just the other side of the same coin, God becoming Lucifer.

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  134. The hoax is the claim, not the compression by fizbin · · Score: 2

    No, if gzipping a gzip'ed file doesn't make it any smaller, then the claim "gzip can compress any data" is a hoax.

    And rightfully so - such a claim is ridiculous on its face. I suggest that those of you fascinated by the possibilities of compressing random data try:

    bash:~$ cd /tmp
    bash:/tmp$ head --bytes=1000 < /dev/random > randfile
    bash:/tmp$ ls -l randfile
    bash:/tmp$ gzip -c -1 < randfile > randfile.1.gz
    bash:/tmp$ gzip -c -9 < randfile > randfile.9.gz
    bash:/tmp$ ls -l rand*

    There can be no algorithm that (losslessly) compresses all 1000 byte files to 999 byte files. (Hiding data in the filename or in other hidden files on the system -- don't laugh, there was a DOS-based "compression" program that did just this -- doesn't count). In fact, I'd be willing to bet that if a file were made by the process above, (reading out of /dev/random) then it is highly likely that the resulting file has the property that no program can be written that: 1) is smaller the data itself, and 2) produces that data as its output.

    Hm. Now I'm actually interested in that problem - what do you suppose the probability is that a random 1000 byte file will be compressible by gzip? What is the maximum possible probability for any compression algorithm? (Obviously there's an upper bound of 50%, but I'm thinking it might be even less than that)

  135. You are making an assumption. by gaudior · · Score: 1
    Quoth kaladorn:

    George... how could you? How did they ever get to you man....?

    You assume the George Lucas was somehow seduced to the dark side. I would contend that achieving enormous financial success and power through mass-marketing was his intention all along.

    George Lucas introduced the world to the power of mass- cross- marketing of film properties. Others had done it, but no one was as successful as he was, with the original Starwars. The marketing hype ramped up with each successive movie, and correspondingly, the substance of the movies slid downward. The development of characters, plots, and concepts had taken a back seat to the needs of marketing by the time Return of the Jedi arrived.

    No one got to George Lucas. He intended to go where he has, from the beginning.

  136. That's not at all the case. by eclectric · · Score: 2

    You absolutely don't have the right to "share" things you videotape from the TV. In fact, the only acceptable use of VCRs for broadcast TV is something called "time-delayed viewing"... which basically legally means you can tape it to watch later, but that's it... you can't store it forever to watch over and over, nor can you give it out to friends

    "Fair Use" doesn't mean "what I think is fair"...

    The reason why copying replay files to computers isn't allowed is because the "time-delay" feature is a part of DVR systems.

    The reason that studios don't want to allow this is because once you run a whole series in reruns and it's recorded into dvd quality files that can be freely shared, then you have no reason to go to the store and buy their DVDs.

  137. Correct... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    This would be OK with me if it weren't for one fact:

    Some shows you will NEVER be able to buy on VHS or DVD - EVER.

    Thus, the only way to watch them again in the future is to keep an archive. It is like out-of-print books, except at least with such a thing there is a physical copy, whereas there isn't with a broadcasted show (OK, maybe if you had a real fast starship that could race ahead of the signal in space, then flip around and intercept it - maybe you could get it that way).

    Here is a good and recent example: Fox's Millennium.

    You will most likely NEVER see any of the episodes come out on a VHS tape or DVD - yeah, say it is syndicated, but so are the old episodes of X-Files, and some of those ARE available on VHS (and DVD?). However, it is unlikely you will EVER get the entire X-Files series on tape or DVD, in order, etc - to watch again - thus the need for archiving.

    Another (but older, and not as good) example was the series (ABC?) called "Covington Cross" - not the best show by any stretch, but still an OK show to watch - yet, where can I buy the VHS tape or DVD of the few episodes that exist? Huh? NOWHERE!

    Archives are a way of preserving this stuff - how often do you hear about a "lost movie" or photographs being found in a back room of some dusty/moldy warehouse 75-100 years after they were made - and then of course the long, arduous and EXPENSIVE task of restoration that has to be done to view them again? What about things like those early audio-record based "video" recordings of Nipkow disk transmissions - those could have easily been thrown out as "noise", if anybody had a record player to play them with at all!

    Archives prevent this loss, so that such information may be preserved for future generations. We do this with books already (LOC), but the only audio and video that goes into the LOC are the bits the studios let out (ie, the published works - not the broadcasted one-hit-wonder works).

    Oh, one other series I would love to get in a collection - but I can't: The A-Team

    When? When?

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  138. Its a damn good story! by WotanKhan · · Score: 1
    "I completely agree with your post. I suggest, however that you move from hate to a more enlightened perspective- "

    Of course, because Hate leads to suffering ;).

    Over the years, I've had countless debates with people who attribute the success of Star Wars to one or another facet. Obviously the stellar score, the mindblowing special effects, novel dramatic pacing, excellent performances (for the most part) and even marketing played into it. But what drew it all together was that it was a rollicking good adventure tale.

    I was first exposed to Star Wars by the Alan Dean Foster novel I found on a paperback rack when I was 10 or so. It immediately took its place among my little collection of prized "adult" books. My parents hadn't quite caught on that I'd outgrown Tom Swift, so I read my copies of Jaws, Planet of the Apes, Lucifer's Hammer, and Star Wars fetishistically until they fell apart.

    But my point is this: I was utterly hooked and fascinated with the story, even though it was nearly a year before I convinced my parents to take the family out and see it! A lot of great work by very talented people came together to produce the phenomenon that was Star Wars. But what held it together and gave it staying power was the story behind it that resonated. As a counter-example I offer the Phantom Menace. A lot of good work there, but it is essentially empty.

  139. further Bursting of Bubbles... by johnnie · · Score: 1

    friend, check out the facts n' history n' stuff...

    the USofA was never a democracy in the first place, it was originally a Republic (i think). Ergo, democracy really has no place at all in a discussion of USian politics, unless you are suggesting that it might be worth a try. don't let the G-men hear you say that, tho... look where it got fellas like Patrice Lumumba (assassinated) and the quarter-million or more Indonesians killed by the CIA-backed Suharto... and they didn't even live here

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    1. Re:further Bursting of Bubbles... by aka-ed · · Score: 1
      Sure, why not? Here's a link that may help. Nice home page, let's see more on it. Your Katz link is the first decent thing I've seen from him in ages.

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  140. VERY good article by mati · · Score: 1

    mod dis shit up

  141. My silly theory by TACD · · Score: 1
    Preamble: I know nothing ;) I just need to be slapped hard and told why this won't work:
    1. Take a file, any file. The much-mentioned Matrix movie, for example. Now, line up ALL the bits in the wonderfully huge thing.
    2. So you have a massively long string of 1s and 0s.
    3. Resolve this into a decimal number in (Just in your head, to make the following steps easier to imagine).
    4. Create a mathematical algorithm to which the answer will be this number. (Clearly can be quite small; x(to the power of)21 + 4y or something.)
    5. Convert this algorithm into binary (imagine it in decimal for simplicity's sake).
    6. Go to 3, and reapeat at will. (There will obviously be a logical limit at some stage.)
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  142. Awww... How cute... by gvonk · · Score: 2

    It's so cute to see people who don't know the facts and just hate the rich...

    The top 50%? They pay 95.2% of the taxes.
    The bottom 50%? They pay 4.8% of the income taxes.

    Who's getting eaten?

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