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  1. Anus? on wxEmbedded Beta Released · · Score: -1

    Its fresh!

  2. UNREAL! on Multi-Touch Keyboard Technology · · Score: -1

    Skeleton on the Dunny

    Cow Dung Custard

    Thank you

  3. First on Submitting Code to ITAR for Export? · · Score: -1

    I think so

  4. Porn: Animal Sex (Dog) on Secret Service Goes War Driving · · Score: -1

    The other day, I finally got up the guts to try something I've always
    wanted to. Now first off, anyone who's read anything I've said before knows
    that I'm not a newcomer to Zoo Sex. I love getting fucked by dogs. To me,
    there is nothing in the world to compare to the feel when a dog grabs you
    by the waist, and proceeds to fuck the living daylights out of you. The
    feel of that cock pumping in and out of me, the sensation of the knot
    starting to swell up inside my ass. The knowledge that very soon, I'm going
    to be locked to this animal and be unable to do anything until they have
    finished fucking me. Nothing can compare to that.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone who has never had a dog
    cock locked inside of them has no idea of the sensations you go through. I
    can honestly say that I know what women are talking about when they say
    they love to get fucked. I even have a small bench I bought that allows me
    to lay down on my back. Then I get my dog to mount me from the front. The
    absoloute eroticism of that position, the unflinching view of my dog over
    me, his paws hooked into my waist so he can get a good position to push his
    cock as deeply into me as possible. The look of utter concentration on his
    face as he proceeds to slam into me. Fucking me. Driving his cock into my
    ass. My legs wrapped around his back as I arch up to allow him to fuck me
    better and get even more of his cock into me. The moment his knot gets in
    and gets locked in place in my ass how he slows down because he knows I
    cant get away now and that until he's finished fucking me and impregnating
    me, his bitch isn't going anywhere.

    While he's fucking me, I'm not his master. I'm his bitch. Nothing more. And
    he's going to fuck me whether I want to get fucked or not. The feeling when
    he begins to cum as he lays there on me while he spurts his cum deep inside
    me. The feeling of his cock pulsing in my ass as I stroke his head as he
    plants his sperm deep inside me. Sometimes he'll lick my face as he lays
    there, the feeling of his cock moving inside me as his wagging tail causes
    the knot to rub back and forth inside my asshole.

    A surprising thing has happened in all of this. I've come to realise that
    I've taught my dog to like fucking. Remember to animals, this is just a way
    of procreating. But to my dog, I now realise that he's gotten to like
    fucking me up the ass. There have been times I'll just be laying there
    looking at television and he'll come up to me and start pulling at my leg
    with his paws.

    The first time, it took me a while to understand what he wanted. Now, the
    moment I get up and start taking my pants down, he starts jumping around
    and making these excited little yipping sounds. There have been times that
    I'm still in the process of getting down on all fours and he's trying to
    mount me in the process. I have to try and calm him down to allow me to get
    down so he can mount me from behind. Then, the moment he's on my back,
    there's no need to prompt him. He immediately starts thrusting forward,
    trying to get his cock into me. Sometimes I have to guide him into my
    asshole. Sometimes he hits the mark right of and I can just crouch there
    and enjoy the sensation his cock. The moment his cock goes into my ass, he
    immediately humps forward and begins frantically thrusting up into me.
    Trying to get as much of his cock into me as possible and to make sure he
    gets his knot into me.

    Lately, I've taken to walking around the house naked. The great part of
    this is that I get to tease him by playing as if I getting down on all
    fours, but instead, I'll just pick up something and move on. That drives
    him NUTS! By the time I actually let him fuck me, he goes at me with a
    vengeance. Almost as if he wants me to pay for making him wait. Slamming
    into me so hard I have to brace myself so as not to fall over. Other times,
    I'll come home and immediately undress as I walk in the door. Then I get
    down on all fours and let put that beautiful dog cock up inside me. Nothing
    gets rid of all your stress than to get fucked the moment you walk into
    your door. No small talk. No remarks. Nothing. Just pure fucking on the
    floor just inside the door. My shirt riding on my back. My pants strewn on
    the floor any old how. Reveling in the knowledge that people are passing
    not more than fifty feet from me, unaware that there I am, on all fours, my
    dog busily fucking me up the ass.

    But the one thing I've always wanted to do is let a large breed dog fuck me
    and tie with me. Now you have to understand. Dog's knots swell according to
    the breed of the dog. Well, one night, I went online and downloaded an
    mpeg of a woman getting fucked by a Great Dane. The moment I saw that dog's
    cock, I knew I had to have it in me. The size of the knot made me shiver as
    I tried to imagine that huge piece of meat locked inside my ass.

    A friend of mine who knows of my preferences, and who I've allowed to watch
    me once or twice, had helped me set myself up as a dog watcher. Basically,
    what you do is look after people's dogs when they go away on vacation or
    business. It's not a thriving business, but the side benefits are that you
    get to have differing breeds to fuck you. Finally, last week, after months
    of yearning for that huge cock, I got my wish. A family who has a Dane were
    going on vacation and had heard how I watched dogs for people. And
    according, the people they spoke to avowed how their dogs loved me and I
    got along with them really great. This was a huge selling point to them
    and finally, they approached me with the request. I agreed, and the next
    day, I went over to meet the dog.

    Have you ever seen a woman; a beautiful, stunning gorgeous woman who has a
    perfect body and the first thought that goes through your mind is "MY GOD!!
    I would LOVE to fuck her forever."? That's how I felt when I saw that dog.
    The only thing I could think of when I saw him was that I couldn't wait to
    get his cock inside me. It didn't help that he was a really friendly dog
    and kept trying to lick me face. Dogs know whether you like them or not.
    Anyone who has ever owned a dog would understand that. How many times have
    you seen people that automatically get along with a dog. That not because
    of the person. Rather, it's because the dog can sense the true affection
    you feel for them. They may just be animals and unable to articulate like
    us, but that doesn't make them stupid. I left that house with a promise to
    bring him over that weekend and the thoughts of the fucking to come.

    I swear I spent the rest of that week in a daze. I must have let my dog
    fuck me at least ten times that week. One night, I woke up at around three
    AM and made him fuck me, I was so horny. To me, Friday couldn't come fast
    enough. But finally, it arrived. They came over and dropped King off at my
    house and I stood there and waved them off, all the while wishing they
    would PLEASE LEAVE so I could get this dog inside me.

    Finally they drove off and I got King inside. I had already put my dog
    outside in preparation. I REALLY tried to go through the motions of getting
    to know that dog better, but all I could think of was getting him to fuck
    me. I soon stared undressing, feeling hornier than hell as King sat there
    watching me. I could see his sheath as he sat there and the thought of the
    cock that was soon going to come out of it and drive into me was making me
    shake. Finally, I was undressed and I got down on the floor and called him
    over to me. He came over wagging his tail and I played with him for a
    while. Finally, I couldn't resist any more and I reached down and touched
    his sheath.

    This is usually a moment of truth. If a dog isn't comfortable with that, he
    sometimes immediately jump up and move away from you. If he does, don't
    force him. I've never forced a dog to fuck me and have had occasions with
    one or two that didn't. That's their choice. Not mine. To my joy, King
    started wagging his tail and , to my joy, I started to see the pink tip of
    his cock slide out of his sheath. I immediately got on all four and tuned
    my back to him. He naturally started sniffing my ass and gave it a lick or
    two. I whined at him and wiggled my ass in the air and moved off. He
    immediately followed me and continued to try and lick my ass. Finally, he
    shoved his nose up between my ass cheeks and gave my asshole a good hard
    lick. I crouched there and just enjoyed the feeling of him wiggling his
    head in those short sharp jerks as he tried to get at my asshole to lick it
    properly.

    After about a minute of this I couldn't take it any more and reached back
    to stroke his sheath. He immediately started pumping his hips forward. I
    reached back, pulled him up on my back and reached back to stroke him
    again. He started thrusting even harder and, heaven, I felt the tip of his
    cock probing at my asshole. This was the moment I had waited for. This is
    what I had spent the entire week dreaming about. This beautiful, monstrous
    beast was going to fuck me at last. I grabbed his cock and guided it into
    me.

    The moment King felt his cock slip into my ass that dog flipped. He tried
    to grab me with his front legs and hump forward at the same time. The
    result was that he couldn't get a good grip because of his height. He was
    too tall and every time he took his legs off the floor, he fell on my
    back. His cock was teasing my ass and I was also going crazy. I immediately
    lifted myself higher to allow him to grab me properly and raised my ass
    higher in the air. That was all he needed.

    The only way to describe what happened next is to say that that dog BLASTED
    his cock into my ass. I felt every inch of it slip into me and it felt
    great. King immediately started humping as hard as he could and I felt the
    entire length of his cock sliding up into me. I swear I could feel his cock
    all the way into my stomach. I was whining and freaking out as that cock
    slammed into me. King was grunting as he fucked me, hoarse guttural sound
    coming from him as he thrust his cock into me as deep as he could. I could
    feel his cock swelling up inside me and it felt great. My other dog shave
    had big cocks, but King's cock was HUGE. I could actually feel it sliding
    up and down my inside wall as he pumped it in and out of me.

    Then I felt it. The knot. It went in and STAYED IN! That was the first time
    that had ever happened. It felt great to feel the knot inside me as it
    started to swell just inside my ass. It felt just as good as when my dog
    was fucking me. Then my eyes flew open as it started to get even bigger. I
    started to actually feel the knot swelling up inside me. At this point, I
    started to feel pain. I felt like I was going to burst. I could feel the
    entire length of the cock inside of me. Sliding up and down inside my ass
    as it probed me to try and get as far as it could into me. My ass was being
    stretched open by the size of the knot locked inside me and at that point I
    tried to move off a little to ease some of the pressure. But that didn't
    help.

    King just humped forward and continued fucking me. He didn't care that his
    cock was too big. He didn't care if his bitch was too small to accommodate
    him. As far as he was concerned, he had his cock locked in his bitch and
    there was no was she was getting away until he was finished. He immediately
    grabbed me even tighter and started fucking me up the ass even harder. I
    started whining for real, shaking my head back and forth as that cock
    continued to swell inside me. At one point, I think I started grunting from
    the size of the cock and the force of the strokes. Now I was the one making
    guttural sound to complement the slapping of King's ball against my ass as
    he continued to fuck me.

    Nothing! NOTNIHG had ever felt like this before. This was a cock unlike I
    had ever imagined. I had thought that my dogs had made me their bitch. I
    was wrong. That was nothing. They had just fucked me. Now, I understood,
    truly, that I was a dog's bitch. I was getting fucked with the largest cock
    I had ever had in my life and I was going to continue to get fucked whether
    I wanted to or not. I felt like I had a football stuffed up inside my
    ass. My sphincter was going nuts and driving me wild. My boy felt like I
    was being electrocuted. Every time he pulled back, the knot would rip at me
    inside and I felt like I was dying and coming alive at the same time

    Tears were running down my face as I felt the cock pushing up inside
    me. Part of me wanted to get it out of me. At one point, I think I even
    tried bearing down to force it out of me. But another part, a more primal
    part, wanted that cock to plunder me as much as it wanted. Part of me
    wanted that cock to go on fucking me for as long as it wanted. To rape my
    ass and fuck me until I screamed with pleasure. That's when I realised that
    I was actually pushing back into King. Trying to get even more of his cock
    into me. I wanted nothing more than for that dog to FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!!

    I started begging him.

    "Please...oh god, yes .oh god.oh my god.fuck me.yes.please fuck me.oh my
    god..ohhh godddddddd.fuck me King..yes...fuck your bitch.make me
    yours..fuck me hard...please fuck me...pleeease."

    King paid no mind to anything I said. He just kept fucking me. Hunched over
    my back, his beautiful cock swollen to it massive size inside me, thrusting
    into me. Slamming into me. Plunging deep into my ass. Taking me. Making me
    his. Fucking me to the depths of my soul. Truly taking his bitch. Locked
    inside me as until the fucking was finished.

    I was groaning and crying and wriggling my ass. I was losing my mind. All I
    wanted was to get getting fucked. I wanted more of that beautiful cock in
    me. I wanted King to slam into me forever. I needed him to continue fucking
    me. Nothing else mattered. All that had to happen was for this dog to keep
    fucking me as long as possible. For him to keep that cock up inside me and
    keep pumping it into me.

    Then, just when I thought it couldn't go any further, King started whining
    and hopping forward. Almost as if he was trying to bury himself inside
    me. He was cumming and wanted to get as deep inside of me as possible to
    make sure he impregnated me. All I knew was that I felt like I was being
    torn open. I think I screamed at that point. I arched my back let out a
    high pitched scream in the back of my throat as I felt that his cock go
    even deeper into me for a moment and his knot rasp on my insides. I could
    feel the entire length of the cock twitching inside me as it continued to
    pump inside me. King kept thrusting and trying to fit even more of his cock
    up in my ass.

    At that point I started to black out a bit. I don't remember everything
    that happened there for a few seconds. All I know is that the next thing I
    remember is that King had stopped fucking me and was just standing over me.

    Then I realised two amazing things. First, during the entire time King
    fucked me, I had, not once, tried to masturbate. The thought of reaching
    for my own cock had been sublimated in the sensations rampaging through me
    as that dog fucked me. The second thing was that I think I must have
    actually blacked out because I realised that I was actually HANGING from
    Kings cock. I was no longer properly supporting myself on my knees and the
    only thing that had stopped me from falling to the floor was King's
    cock. It was locked so solidly in my ass that I was literally hanging from
    it. It was holding me up in the air as King continued to empty his sperm
    into me. The incredible tugging sensation of that knot tugging on me; the
    feeling that I was actually hanging from a dogs cock, the feel of the
    entire length of his prick inside me, and I could swear, the heat from his
    sperm spurting in my belly; the combination of these things made me cum
    immediately.

    I started jerking about, grunting and twitching, feeling the knot tugging
    inside my ass as I literally swung from King's cock. The force of my orgasm
    made me black out again. I came back to myself to realise that King had now
    turned about and, as a result, I really WAS hanging from his cock. The pain
    was INCREDIBLE!!! But the funny thing was, I loved it. I am not into any
    form of S&M, but the combination of the powerful tugging inside me, the
    overfull feeling, the tearing sensation, everything was driving me wild. I
    finally got my feet under me and managed to take up a position with my ass
    higher in the air. This relieved some of the tugging. But the at that time,
    all I could think of was getting to my cock. I immediately started jerking
    off. Every time I jerked on my cock I felt the knot tug inside my ass. I
    dove me over the edge. I came again. I groaned as my cock started spurting.
    I had to release my cock and put my hands down to support myself from the
    force of my cumming. As I slumped down, I felt the knot tug on my asshole,
    securely locked in there until King was finished with me. Keeping me
    suspended in the air. No way off of it until all the King's sperm had been
    deposited

    After I came, all I could do was stay there, hanging from his cock and wait
    for it to go down. I stayed that was for almost fifteen minutes, hanging
    from his cock, feeling every bit of it anytime either of us moved even the
    slightest. It was the most intense feeling I have ever had. I could feel it
    pulsing deep inside of me as it continued to spurt Kings seed.

    Finally, I felt it start to go down until it got small enough to slip out
    of me. Immediately, what felt like a ton of cum, and a blast of air, came
    gushing out of my asshole. I collapsed on the floor and couldn't move for
    while. My ass felt like it still had King's cock inside it. It was pulsing
    and I was almost afraid to reach around and touch it. I finally did and
    immediately jerked my had away. It was so sore that just touching it sent a
    jolt through me. I turned to look at King and was amazed to see that his
    knot was still fairly large. I then forced myself to reach around to my ass
    and, bracing myself for the jolt of pain, was amazed to find that my
    asshole was still somewhat open. It had been stretched open and was only
    now trying to return to it's original size.

    I gave up and just lay on the floor for a while, watching as Kings licked
    himself clean over in the corner. As far as he was concerned, he had
    serviced his bitch and now was his time. All I could do was lay there, the
    cum running out of my ass, as I tried to collect myself to get up. After he
    was finished, he got up and came over to me. He immediately went to my ass
    and started sniffing it. He proceeded to lick at my asshole, cleaning up
    the cum that lay there. I jumped and twitched on the floor as he started
    licking my asshole, but the sensation of his tongue sliding on my asshole
    was relaxing me and helping ease the pain. Only when he started burrowing
    his head into my ass to try and get a better position on my asshole to lick
    it did it start to hurt. I stopped him and crawled to my knees. He started
    wagging his tail and came over to lick my face.

    I eventually got to my feet and made my way to the bathroom to try and
    clean myself up. I spent the next ten minutes in the shower, allowing the
    cool water to run into the crack of my ass to try and ease the sensations
    there. When I eventually came out, King was waiting at the door and greeted
    me with a half bark. I was glad that he was happy. All I wanted to do was
    lie down for a while. I put out some food for him and immediately went to
    bed. I got up about two am and lay there in bed and jerked off. When I
    came, I felt my sphincter tighten and the sensation made me cry out. And
    made me cum even harder.

    The next day, I swore I could still feel that dog's cock inside of me. I
    spent an embarrassing moment or two when I realised that I seemed to have
    lost the ability to control my sphincter for a while. The moment I needed
    to go the bathroom, I had to IMMEDITELY. I couldn't stop it. The next two
    days were spent in a daze around the house. The dogs were introduced to
    each other and got along fabulously. My dog tried to let me fuck him, but
    there was no was he was getting access to my ass for a while.

    I did, however, something I don't normally do though. That Sunday
    afternoon, I gave King a blowjob. I just HAD to see what it would feel like
    to have that cock in my mouth. It felt wonderful. It was so big I just lay
    there under him and gently sucked on his cock as he tried to fuck my
    mouth. I took a little time to lick his knot, but the majority of the time,
    I returned to the head and sucked on it. I even got up and got a cushion so
    I could get my head in the right position to be able to use my hand to
    stroke him as I sucked him. I tried to get as much of it into my mouth as
    I could. Stretching my mouth open to allow him access to my mouth.

    To understand the effect this dog had on me, when he came, I actually
    swallowed his cum. I just lay under him and milked his cock for all it was
    worth. Stream after stream of his cum hit the back of my throat. And I
    didn't care. I grabbed his back with my hands and hung from him. My mouth
    locked around his swollen cock, making sure I got as much of his sperm as I
    could. I wanted him to fill me with his seed. It felt great to hang there
    and milk his cock that way. Needless to say, he got two more blowjobs
    before he left. For the first time in my life, I actually fell in love with
    a cock.

    The end of the weekend of experimentation came when the family returned on
    Sunday to collect their dog. The funniest part was when King tried to come
    back into the house while they were taking him away. Everyone seemed amused
    that he wanted to stay with me. I only smiled along with them. The best
    part, however, was that they were so pleased that they asked me if I could
    look after him again in about three weeks. I immediately said yes and
    started making my plans.

    Only three more weeks for some more of that beautiful cock. I couldn't
    wait. But never fear, my dog was there. Not to mention my friend, who I
    took shameless advantage of and managed to get him finally to fuck me AT
    LAST!!!!!!! And I even managed to swallow his cum and all. Guess you can
    teach an old dog new tricks after all..

  5. CONGRATULATIONS! on Qatsi Trilogy to be Completed · · Score: -1

    You have just posted the most obscure movie/entertainment article ever CowboyNeal! What do you plan to do next?!

  6. Wow... on Dell Partners with Square · · Score: -1

    So slashbots can get there shitty game and kiddie porn fix on the same machine! Way to go Dell!

    O Btw

    FEHPP

    First Erect Horse Penis Post

    See how hard and full of blood the shaft is...

    amazing

  7. Re:Where is Jon Katz? on Where The Bandwidth Goes · · Score: -1

    WHO IS THIS? Onby if you're cheating on me I'm gonna give you quite the spanking!

  8. FEHPPOTD on Is UnitedLinux Violating The GPL? · · Score: -1

    First Erect Horse Penis Post Of The Day

    See how tight the skin is on the glans of the penis...

    Astounding!

  9. Re:(sigh) on Interview With The KDE And GNOME Release Managers · · Score: -1

    You shouldn't steal from Ken Kaniff

  10. Re:Happened the same thing with Jason X on The Two Towers Hits the Net · · Score: -1

    Not quite the same. Jason X was originally direct to video and then they decided to put into theatres after quite some time. The movie screener (VHS Rip) was on IRC for nearly a YEAR before even teasers showed up in theatres. I doubt the TTT is floating around now. Too much money and time have been put into it, and its just not all over the usual channels like it should be if it was legit.

  11. College Fun!!!! on Auburn University First To Offer Wireless Degree · · Score: -1

    The best thing you can do is go to a college campus. Take a walk around the surrounding neighbor hood, and you're sure to find a pair of college seniors renting an apartment. Once you find your dynamic duo, stalk them for a few weeks. Get to know their habits. Know their work schedule. Know their class schedule. Know if they have boyfriends or friends who pop in unexpectedly. Inspect their trash to ensure that neither has any vaginal diseases. Once you have fully investigated your targets, make your move. Choose a night they are both in the house for the night. Also, choose a night which they both may have a big test to study for. After investigating them, you'll know if they are the type of people to open the door without inspecting who is there, or if you'll need a more clever way to get in. Once one of the girls answers the door, push your way in and cover her mouth with your hand while placing a knife to her throat. Whisper "Don't say a word." into her ear and command her to shut the front door. It may be wise to wear a cup, just in case they manage to kick you in the crotch. Once your in and the door is shut, take some duct tape from your pocket and cover the girls mouth. You must do this quickly before her roommate exits her room. Once her mouth is covered, tie her hands behind her back with the duct tape. Make sure to leave her eyes uncovered. If you can do it quickly, take the wire connected the phone to it's jack and place it in your pocket. Also, lock the dead bolt on the front door. Now, once girl A is tied up, knock on the door of Girl B. She's probably say something to the effect of "Come in," thinking it's her roommate, but dont say a word, just continue knocking. Eventually, she will answer the door after she gets tired of telling you to simply come in. Once she opens the door, quickly grab her and cover her mouth just like you did with the first girl. Bound her with the duct tape just like the first girl as well. Once you have both girls all tied up in duct tape, remove the wires from all the phones in the apartment. Shut and lock all windows. Now, seat both girls down on the couch, and slowly explain to them the situation. "I am in control here. You are going to do everything I say. You are not going to try to escape, or run, or scream for help. If you do so, I will torture and kill you. I have done it before, and will do it again if necessary. You will not attempt to hurt me in anyway, or else I will torture and kill you. Please do not make me hurt you. Do everything I say, and I will not kill you. You have my word on that." Now, a quick test of their loyalty. Turn on the TV, and set the volume to a decent level. Take the duct tape off one of the girls. Ask her questions that you already know the answers to. Such as if she has a boyfriend. If she lies for any question, tell her you know shes lying, and that now she has to be punished. Place the duct tape back over her mouth. Take out your knife again, along with a lighter. Proceed to burn the knife with the lighter for 30 seconds. Then, firmly burn the girl on her arm with the hot knife. Her screams will be muffled by the duct tape, as well as the TV. Now it's fun time. Cut the clothes off both the girls. Take the duct tape off of one of the girls mouth, either one, and command her to blow you. Tell her she better do it good, and if she even thinks about biting off your dick, you'll cut off her nose. The beauty of this situation is, you now have practically all night to toy around with these two girls. Punish them for any resistance they give you, and tell them they are better off enjoying it, than trying to fight it. Make sure to shave your pubic hair as to not leave any hair sample behind. Once you fuck them to your delightment, have some fun torturing them. Perhaps shove huge objects such as bats and lamps up their vaginas. Another fun game, give one of them an unloaded gun, and tell them it has one bullet. Tell her to shoot her friend in the head, and if she does so, you will let her live and not torture her. Walk to the other side of the room and tell her if she thinks of shooting you, she better be a fucking good shot because she only has one bullet and if she tries to kill you, you're gonna make her bleed to death. This is a win-win situation for you. If she attempts to kill you, you can now laugh at her, and punish her for trying to betray you. If she actually attempts to kill her friend, you can laugh at her once again, especially knowing all the mental anguish she would be going through. Just a thought. Make sure to kill them both when you're done.

  12. hi on SF Gate on Open Source Government · · Score: -1

    I like to fuck children.

    I like to take them from other peoples homes and keep them in my basement for up to 3 weeks at a time. I sodomize them over that period of time reqularly, and when it comes time to dump this fuck hole off I put a plastic bag over their head for a few minutes.

    Its fun to rape and kill!

  13. Re:Lower price will speed adoption not this on Combined DVD Burners Coming Soon · · Score: -1
  14. Re:Can't work in reverse on Speech For The Deaf · · Score: -1
  15. Well... on Solar Surgery · · Score: -1, Troll

    On by, you said yes to my proposal. I want to know if you still have your maidenhead for the wedding night.
    Do you?

  16. Well... on Sigma Designs Accused of Copyright Infringement · · Score: -1

    On by, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million strangers was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within the limits of this tiny little post. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me?

  17. Geez on Dell To Sell To Retailers · · Score: -1

    They expect some of us to be willing to pay for this so called "news"?

  18. First ghost on KDE Has KEG in CVS · · Score: -1

    Muthafuckin BOO

    Shouts to muh niggas

  19. Hi on Prosoft Releases Mac OS X Client for Netware · · Score: -1

    I like to fuck goats!

  20. I Get around on NASA Plan to Read Brainwaves at Airports · · Score: -1

    Kiwi fucking and bird sodomy for life NIGGA!

    The underground dont stop for ho's!

    Eugenia is disgusting

  21. Poontang on Sun Offers To Relax OpenOffice.org License · · Score: -1

    No one cares about poor quality "office software".

  22. Bill Hicks on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: -1

    The World is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think its real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, round and round, it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud. It's fun for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a very long time, and they begin to question is this real, or is it just a ride? And other people have remembered and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't be afraid ever. Cause it's just a ride."

    And We Kill Those People

    But we always kill those good guys that try to tell us that, and let the demon's run amuck. But it doesn't matter cause it's just a ride, and we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice, no effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. A choice right now between fear and love.

    The eyes of Fear once you buy bigger locks on your door, guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

    Here's one way we could change the world to a better ride.

    Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year, and spend it feeding, educating, and clothing the poor of the world which it would many times over not one human being excluded and we could explore space. Together. Both Inner and outer.

    Forever.

  23. The boss on The Return Of Solaris 9 For x86 · · Score: -1

    Applesauce

    thank you

    Mannequin is the greatest movie ever!

    Although Police Academy 5 is close second.

  24. Hello on Speaking in Tongues · · Score: -1

    I had a goat
    in a boat

    thank you

  25. Re:NUTCASE on Feds Open 'Total' Tech Spy System · · Score: -1

    Janet Reno is that you?

    What you said is pretty close to what you did at Waco. Was that just practice?