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  1. It ain't an AI... on GRACE Exceeds Expectations! · · Score: 2

    until it codes in perl, can order pizza, cook ramen, post on /. and develops a habit of belching on socially inauspicious times.

  2. What is the point of the news story? on Network Hacking · · Score: 2

    Hmm.

    You can get unauthorized access to a network easily by gaining physical access first.

    As computers proliferate and approach ubiquity, security becomes a larger issue.

    These are the central themes I identified. This is not news. It is hardly even analysis.

    Actually, it struck me more as a kind of public service announcement designed to raise levels of awareness.

  3. Alein Bacteria? on Possible Evidence of Martian Bacteria · · Score: 5, Funny

    How utterly boring. What happened to the 'superior intelligences' theory?

    NASA, we demand smart aliens, with tentacles and bug eyes and all. Don't you scientists read comic books?

    You're not doing your job. Bacteria? If these are the only aliens you can come up with then LOOK HARDER.

    Harumph.

    mutter mutter misappropriated tax dollars mutter

  4. This is the finding that struck me on Hacker Survey · · Score: 2

    OPEN SOURCE TURNS ON HACKERS

    "This project compared to my most creative experience is:"
    My most creative effort 13.9%
    Equally as creative 49.5%
    Somewhat less creative 28.4%
    Much less creative 8.1%


    So we have more than 50% saying that the work they do for fun, love, and recognition in their spare time is as good or better than the work they do on company time.

    This line on its own should be a cause for serious investigation into current software project management theory.

  5. Reminds me of something... on Using Your Computer to Repel Pests · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Borland compilers, there was an example in the online help demonstrating proper usage of the sound() function... There's a brief description here. And yes, this was really in the help files :)

  6. Could be interesting if... on May I Have Your EULA Please? · · Score: 2

    you had a rating system and a flexible reporting module, such that, for example, one could track the restriction level of Microsoft OS licences across the years or distribution channels, and such...

  7. Convenience and Expedience on The Open Source Cookbook? · · Score: 2

    Food for coding sessions, say you? Things which are easy to cook, readily available ingredients?

    I code; you want me to cook too? What, and have the circus people after me? ("It codes in 5 different languages AAAAAND it cooks lasagna! Step closer!")

    Thanks. If you have a list of phone numbers for fast food delivery places, I'm your man, though.

    God didn't create all this in 6 days AND cook. _Someone_ must have been delivering, even back then.

  8. Can we really call this a virus? on WebTV/MSNTV Virus Dials 911 · · Score: 2

    There's an argument to be made that having a Microsoft product in your living room could be termed an emergency.

    I personally find this alleged virus' behaviour entirely appropriate.

    It's just trying to help.

    Can't you see that?

  9. Re:Government property? on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 1

    You have no idea how far I am from being an American...

    I can understand your reaction, though I must ask you to go look sarcasm up in the dictionary.

  10. Re:Huh? on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 2

    Please permit me to refer you to the authority on demand creation for potentially bogus merchandise.

    Glad to help out.

  11. Re:Government property? on FBI Arrests 4 College Interns For Stealing Lunar Materials · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Us Government property, UN property... Hmm. Am I missing a distinction in there?

    Let's not split geopolitical hairs.

  12. Two Headed Hard Drive? on New Two-Headed Hard Drive Intended To Secure Web Sites · · Score: 2

    A headline to draw in the geek girls?

    Tsk tsk... Timothy!

  13. Re:DMCA Violation? on Open Source, Real Media Mega-player? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fair enough. What then when the security mechanism is there to protect against reverse engineering?

  14. DMCA Violation? on Open Source, Real Media Mega-player? · · Score: 2

    RealNetworks did not formally license the ability to offer Windows Media software, but instead re-created the technology based on data streams sent between the server and player software

    I'm not American, so my details on this would be hazy. But this is reverse engineering. And you're in trouble of the DMCA kind when you perform such an operation, I've observed.

    Am I correct?

  15. Don't know if this will work... on More PlayStation 3 Grid Computing Details · · Score: 2

    It's gonna take one hell of a lot of PS3 Minesweeper players for me to get the kind of framerates in my 3D games that they're speaking of...

  16. The Layman's Translation on Road Trip On The Interplanetary Superhighway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientist1: Well, it appears that there's some parts of space where there's no gravitational pull. So, if we chuck the craft along one of these paths, it will umm...
    Scientist2: It will probably need less energy.
    Scientist1: Right. Since it doesn't have to do any work counteracting any gravity.
    Reporter: Makes sense fellas. Now, you called a press conference. What's that all about?
    Scientist1: Well, that was it.
    Reporter: (short pause) I see. (another longer pause - an uncomfortable silence, actually) Now, seeing as you just worked this out, how did you fly craft before then?
    Scientist2: Well, gas was so cheap and all...
    (Scientist2 slaps Scientist1 and NASA lose what funding they have left)

    IN RELATED NEWS: Liberal Arts graduate? Want to work for the JPL? We're hiring! Call NOW!

  17. Re:I don't know... on MIT Technology Review on Where Orwell Went Wrong · · Score: 2

    That's intelligence, not knowledge.

  18. I don't know... on MIT Technology Review on Where Orwell Went Wrong · · Score: 2

    Let's look at this from a different angle.

    First, we'll agree that the more you know, the more powerful you are.

    Then we'll say that technology can be harnessed to process data into information at alarming rates.

    And observe too how much of our lives takes its course through technological means; e-mail, television, telephone network, cell phone, ad nauseam.

    Put all three together, stir well, leave overnight, and what do you get?

    With proper resources, we live in a time with unprecedented opportunity for data harvesting and processing. Such proper resources are most likely to be found in an organization as large and unaccountable such as 'government'.

    I could be on the wrong track here, but things like Echelon, Carnivore, Magic Lantern, etc. make me think not.

  19. Music construction kit? on Where are the 'Construction Set' Games? · · Score: 2

    Like this? Fits the bill perfectly.

  20. Precedent for this kind of behaviour from yahoo on Yahoo Agrees to Censor Chinese Portal · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Australia, apparently.

    When it's France, however, the folks from Yahoo stand up and defend their right to independent content. Strange dualism going on there, wouldn't you say.

    It also seems that all you need to get yahoo to pull certain content or messages is a few irate e-mails... Heck, even the Saudis have asked yahoo to regulate itself according to its government's preferences. /me scratches head.

    Where's the surprise?

    They've always been like this.

  21. Re:The 2 greats on Electronic Music 101? · · Score: 1

    Some of it is good, yes.

    I attended the concert at the Pyramids; sometimes rehashing old tunes can work wonders.

  22. the homepage glut explained on Mac Users May Be Smarter · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the Mac faithful are 58 percent more likely than the overall online population to build their own Web page

    So that's where all the "Hi-my-name-is-Jenny-and-I-like-cats" homepages are coming from.

  23. Play it right and p2p goes mainstream on Peercast: Peer-to-Peer Streaming · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's apparently a winamp plugin in the pipeline.

    If this could get bundled with the regular winamp download, I think we'd be on to something.

    I think the folks at winamp would be interested in doing this; it's an interesting 'selling' point. Download this player, get instant access to millions (?) of songs instantly and without further downloads.

    The gnutella network, if I read things correctly, would benefit from the incremental bandwidth of Joe Sixpack and his brethren.

    Win-win situation?

  24. Re:Idea on 2.6 and 2.7 Release Management · · Score: 2

    After the first 3 or 4 hundred program installs/uninstalls things to tend to, err, get a bit cluttered, heh.

    Then again I would like to see you do that many program installs in as short a time on a *nix box. :-D

    So, let's see if I got this right. You install a lot of stuff, the box goes bad. And you can install a lot of stuff a lot faster in windows than in an *nix box.

    Therefore, the primary attraction in Windows is that you can muck it up one HELL of a lot faster.

    Efficiency, in other words.

    Yep, I'm with you :-)

  25. The 2 greats on Electronic Music 101? · · Score: 2

    1. Jean-michel Jarre (but stick to his old stuff; go for Magnetic Fields, Oxygene, Rendez-Vous, Revolutions, etc.)

    2. Vangelis (ALL his stuff. ALL of it. Especially ALbedo 0.39)