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May I Have Your EULA Please?

LionsFate asks: "Just like the subject says. I want End User Licence Agreements (EULAs). I'm starting a database of as many EULAs as I can get. I want to know the first EULA that said we can't reverse engineer their software. I want to know the first that said they can watch our activities. I want to know how the NES agreement differs from the GameCube. Did Nintendo lighten, or tighten restrictions? I'm looking to generate a time-line of EULAs and how they have changed. What permissions we have been given, and taken away over that period. What rights did we have in Windows 3.1, compared to Windows XP? How has the MPAA and RIAA changed our 'legal rights' on software as a result of their effort? Watched Napster or other P2P software and seen the changes in their EULAs? I'm starting my EULA database at here and I need as many EULAs as I can get to populate the database. If you can, please email me any/all that you can. I'm hoping within a few weeks to have the site online." Ask Slashdot last tackled the topic of EULAs in this piece. It would be interesting to grab a nice sample of EULAs across the last 2 decades to see what has changed, if anything.

340 comments

  1. Prohibitions by ZaMoose · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't a lot of EULA's have prohibitions against reprinting them in full in settings other than their original form?

    Are you a bit worried about the legal ramifications of such a database?

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    1. Re:Prohibitions by YahoKa · · Score: 0, Redundant

      LOL. How ironic.

    2. Re:Prohibitions by ceejayoz · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Doesn't sound particularly enforcable...

    3. Re:Prohibitions by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Don't a lot of EULA's have prohibitions against reprinting them in full in settings other than their original form?

      If you don't agree to the terms then you should be able to print the EULA! The question is whether or not you can copyright a legal document such as the EULA.

      As for the database itself. I can't stand to read the damn EULA's when I buy the software. Why would anybody want to go and read them off of a website? Yuk.

    4. Re:Prohibitions by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, you go through the EULAs and create a summary for the ones that don't permit republication, and post the summary instead. If you really want to be a bastard, make it really obvious who doesn't want the public to know what's in their EULAs.

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    5. Re:Prohibitions by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As for the database itself. I can't stand to read the damn EULA's when I buy the software. Why would anybody want to go and read them off of a website? Yuk.

      Perhaps because you don't want to download all the software just to discover that you can't accept the EULA terms?

    6. Re:Prohibitions by EvanED · · Score: 1

      If the prohibition is in the EULA and not because of copyright law, all you'll need is someone who didn't agree to the EULA to sent it.

    7. Re:Prohibitions by paladin_tom · · Score: 1

      Don't EULA's also have a "to the extent permitted by applicable law"? I doubt that all govenments would consider a clause that forbids publishing a contract legal. (Sort of like New York taking McAffee to court for the "you can't criticize our product" clause.)

      Find a country/state/whatever in which such a clause is not legal, put your server there, and presto, no legal troubles. Correct?

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    8. Re:Prohibitions by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      But then there's that nasty little trend that has been going 'round the legal circles as of late, whereby, since the Internet "extends" into any and all states with connections to the 'net (read: every friggin' state), then, by extension, any and all actions you perform online are, in fact, comitted in each and every state simultaneously.

      Luckily, the courts system has (for the most part) seen through this ruse, thus far.

      But to be safe, the story's author might want to look into obtaining hosting in Sealand.

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    9. Re:Prohibitions by barneym · · Score: 1

      I understand copyright issues, but to say that we can not have a fair view of what companies are doing to our rights is ridiculous.

      This is something that is not only a good idea, but it must be done. Our rights are being slowly eaten away and a solid treatment detailing the changes of EULA that we can then take to the general public could be the cornerstone to getting people to stop zoning in front of their TVs and getting involved.

      EULA are contracts between us and a company. They are legal documents and I as one of the "signees" of the contract should have the right to reproduce the EULA in defense of my rights.

      In my opinion, of course. :)

      BarneyM

    10. Re:Prohibitions by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I suppose it would be very useful if a front-end app were built to parse "layman's questions" about a EULA. IE, "does EULA #49493 prohibit me from XXXX?". The web app could then work its magic and answer the question quickly and hopefully in understandable terms!

      This is a great idea, much better to have a central resource than rely on heresay and FUD...

    11. Re:Prohibitions by paladin_tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't this limited to the U.S.? Debian distributes cryptographic software from non-US servers. And OpenBSD is based here in Canada, where we don't have export restrictions on strong cryptography, so crypto is integrated into their OS.

      Surely no one is trying to stop this practice? This would raise serious issues of international law. (I'm reminded of the Italian police shutting down a "blasphemous" site on a U.S. server, administered by an Italian in Italy.)

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    12. Re:Prohibitions by EvanED · · Score: 2

      It appears USC Title 17 also has a prohibition... IANAL, but I can't see anything that would exempt EULAs from the typical restrictions on copying material.

      Might have to make a summary of the EULAs rather than posting them word for word.

    13. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, actually it would be heresay as you would not be reading the actual EULA but a reproduction of it.

    14. Re:Prohibitions by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      Some of them may, but alot of the ones I'm looking for are for software that isn't even sold anymore. Or hardware for a company that doesn't exist.

      While some I may have to avoid putting online because the contract (EULA) itself stipulates it can't be "reproduced" without permission, most of them should be legal to put online.

      A dead company can't really sue me, right?

      I'm not looking to put the database online to point out a certain companies practicies, but the changes the industry has made as a whole.

    15. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "lol" how moronic.

      Using the word "LOL" doesn't make you appear smart, in fact it makes you look like a fucking moron. Please, refrain from using it, and you'll get more respect.

    16. Re:Prohibitions by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      He didn't say he wanted a bunch of EULAs to contractually agree with. He just wants to read them. None of the stuff will apply to him. It probably won't apply to the people sending the EULAs to him either, unless they signed something, got consideration, etc.

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    17. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree that a summary or some such thing is probably best. In that case, a web site could easily be characterized and defended (if need be) as "critcism, comment ...." allowed for by the "Fair Use" exemption (as battered at that may seem these days) of 17 USC 107.

      "Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright."

      That is, provided that the site is cast in such a way such that it only uses relevant portions of any given EULA(s) to make any given particular point (i.e., is not outright copying and presenting EULAs in full), it *should* be safe from a finding of infringement.

    18. Re:Prohibitions by Indras · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, here's more useful information:

      "What will legally allow ?" So then you can get a nice list of which pieces of, say, music playing software, will allow a certain right.

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    19. Re:Prohibitions by iMMersE · · Score: 1

      How will hosting in Sealand help exactly? "Sealand" is inside British territory, and their law regarding this sort of thing is similiar to that in the US (and most other countries)

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    20. Re:Prohibitions by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      Part of the database that I'm setting up right now is based off a backend perl program that has 'provisional expressions'.

      Meaning simply a set of regular expressions to match provisisions, so I don't have to read everything fully. It allows me to more easily add them to the database by having an automated program search for specific provisions.

      I don't see any reason why I couldn't put this backend program on the frontend and just let someone upload an EULA and quickly see what it does and doesn't allow (of course, it would only know about what its defined to find out about).

      But the database will be privisionally serchable, as well as each EULA will have a summary of which provisions it contains at the top. The summary should allow you to get a basic idea of what its about without having to read the whole thing.

    21. Re:Prohibitions by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not heresay so much as legal advice from a non-lawyer. If anyone takes the summaries on the website as truth and ends up getting in trouble because the summary made an incorrect legal assumtion. That would lead to a VERY interesting trial. As you would be dealing with EULAs and the very fact that you may even need a lawyer to interpret something thats intended for lawyers to not look at could be interesting.

    22. Re:Prohibitions by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      anyone wanna tell me why I was moderated "redundant" when I was like the 3rd comment in the thread? lol...

    23. Re:Prohibitions by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      Sealand is not inside British territory, it is an independent country. A British court even ruled that Britain has no jurisdiction over Sealand.

    24. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As for the database itself. I can't stand to read the damn EULA's when I buy the software. Why would anybody want to go and read them off of a website? Yuk"

      Why are people attracted to gruesome car accidents. Something fascinating in the horror. Probably should have been scary organ music behind the EULA to the recent security upgrade of windows media player. Scary stuff. But it can only get you if you click on the agree button, sort of like how vampires can't come in unless they're invited.

    25. Re:Prohibitions by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      I actually have a couple EULA's which require you to make a copy to accompany your backup copy if you chose to make one,, so it's both manditory and illegal?? this could get really confusing :)

      Reece,

    26. Re:Prohibitions by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      Legal advice is only available thru a registered lawyer directly. Anything else are just opinions!

      Including this...

    27. Re:Prohibitions by mpe · · Score: 2

      If you don't agree to the terms then you should be able to print the EULA! The question is whether or not you can copyright a legal document such as the EULA.

      Any document is automatically copyrighted when it is written. A more reasonable question would be to ask if creating such a database comes under "fair use". Since copyright laws typically protect copying for review and critique.

    28. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already got a cgi-script to take care of that:

      #!/bin/sh
      echo 'Yes, this EULA does prohibit it.'

    29. Re:Prohibitions by klaricmn · · Score: 1

      Just try asking Microsoft for a copy of a EULA before purchasing the software. They will contend that you must purchase the software before seeing the EULA. And this wasn't just little joe computer-user asking to see a EULA; this was our company wishing to see it prior to purchase.

      If you are going to be be bound to the agreement, you should at least be able to see it prior to purchase.

    30. Re:Prohibitions by Stultsinator · · Score: 2

      There is at least one documented case of a legal document being copyrighted.

      A while ago there was a story here about a guy who needed to know certain building codes for his house. When he went to city hall he wasn't able to photocopy the documents because they were copyrighted by the engineering firm that created them.

    31. Re:Prohibitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen a EULA stating it couldn't be copied. Most ARE all over the place! As for a database that contains them? As long as you don't claim this is what they CURRENTLY say(They can literally change overnight), I see no problem with it. I doubt they could give you hassles.

      As for which Eula first said you couldn't reverse engineer? This has been in since almost the BEGINNING! I remember a lot of software in the early eighties saying it. It probably extends to the late seventies. IBM may well have done it in the 50s(With mainframes). OTHERWISE, people would reverse engineer, and come out with a better product.

      Patents were not considered on software until relatively recently. The two main ways to protect software were copyright and trade secret. BOTH could be easily violated by reverse engineering.

      As for verifying the current status. Big companies have always had a policy similar to the police.(if you allow them where they can openly see a violation, you are in trouble, but they can't push themselves into that situation).

      Sadly, since the SPA movement(in the mid eighties as I recall), they DO push themselves into the situation(even encouraging upset employees to invite them to search). Apparantly, the "legal" system supports them. They USED to have an ad that said "Pirate software, and you'll get some new hardware", and the picture shows a pair of handcuffs.

      It is a sad day when you have to PROVE your innocence. ESPECIALLY when that isn't possible. (You can never prove someone ISN'T pirating. You can only get evidence that they MAY be.)

      Steve

    32. Re:Prohibitions by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The question is whether or not you can copyright a legal document such as the EULA.

      There is no question about that at all. You CAN copyright a legal document.

      There was substantial discussion on Slashdot a while back about the building code in many US states. The building code is copyrighted by some engineer's society and anyone who wants a copy of it must purchase from that society. It's illegal to contravene that building code in the states/counties/whatever that have adopted it, of course, but you can't just get a copy of the code which you must follow from the local authority.

      Stupid, ain't it.

      Laws should not be copyrighted, in my opinion. Else you can get into a situation where "we're putting you into jail for breaking the law. No, we can't show you which law you have broken."

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    33. Re:Prohibitions by jreames · · Score: 1

      An EULA is a contract.. which does have terms which survive the expiration of the contract, however if the contract was never accepted/executed then i dunno if they woudl apply... BUT Many of these software companies license their software to the government... FIFA anyone ? I wonder if the government/commercial EULAs differ from the consumer ones (possible discrimination issues?) Also, if one owns the software it should be legitimate to view the EULA, no matter the source of it. Also most of the EULAs include "shrink wrap terms" (such as installing indicates acceptance, but only presenting the EULA after installation...) which would probably not hold up in court... But that probably wont stop some company from displaying a "press any key to accept EULA/any other key to accept EULA" dialog that then decrypts the EULA for your pleasure... and they would then have to add triggers for the next generation digtal cameras that refuse to photograph copyrighted material ;) (those are the ones with the lens cap welded on right?)

  2. PEULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Pants End User License Agreement. It says you, taco can get in them any time you like.

  3. Now the next generation of EULA's will say... by MrKevvy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...You agree not to post this EULA in a EULA database..."

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    1. Re:Now the next generation of EULA's will say... by qubit64 · · Score: 1

      but if you dont agree with the EULA can you still post it?

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    2. Re:Now the next generation of EULA's will say... by bugnuts · · Score: 2

      Certain software (betatesting, closed-source stuff) requires NDA, which is done before you even get to see the EULA.

    3. Re:Now the next generation of EULA's will say... by dissy · · Score: 1

      But that is along the lines of copyrighting the 'System requierments' of your software.

      I do realize that while you can say what others can and cant do with your copyrighted works, does this hold true for a legal contract?

      In addition, once a piece of paperwork goes through a court (atleast the evedence that is) it becomes public record.

      You sorta have to submit the EULA as evedence if you wish to attempt to prove someone commited a crime by violating its terms.

      So even if this 'copyright' was true and held, it would only be held up until the EULA was tested in court. After the first court battle, it becomes public record and you are free to do with as you please in terms of posting it (Now you are simply posting public court records, not a document that belongs to someone else, which is another nice detail about the US court system)

      This information would also be good to have in the database (If it has been issued as evedence in any court cases yet)
      which would tell you both, if its ok to repost or not, and if it has never been tested in court.

      That way if it HAS been tested in court, you a) know you can post it elsewhere, and b) can see if it upheld or not (links to court cases and info would be great) so you can see how it came out incase you were planning on voilating its terms as well.

      Great idea!

    4. Re:Now the next generation of EULA's will say... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Actually, you'll need to read a EULA for the EULA, otherwise you could just copy the EULA without agreeing to it.

      In effect, "BY AGREEING TO THIS PEULA (PRE-EULA), YOU AGREE TO NOT COPY THE FOLLOWING EULA."

      hmm. Maybe /. should patent that idea.

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  4. what europian law says about sales contract by oliverthered · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The eu has just put up a huge (70,000 pages)
    site about europian rights
    here's the link relating to unfair contracts in the uk

    basicly it says you can ignore any shit or non plain language in the contracts, anything thats in contrntion lends to the side of the consumer.

    all good stuff

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    1. Re:what europian law says about sales contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, didn't the EU then break their own rules in regards to this?

      Example from your link:
      "...A contract term is in principle regarded as unfair if it causes a significant imbalance in the party's rights and obligations arising under the contract, to the detriment of the consumer.
      For example, you might buy a household electrical appliance where the seller's standard terms disclaim liability in the event of late delivery of the product, or stipulate that the firm shall be in no way liable for consequential damage caused by one or more hidden defects.
      "
      However the page has a DISCLAIMERat the top that says:
      "...the Commission accepts no responsibility or liability whatsoever with regard to the material on this site..."
      ROFL

    2. Re:what europian law says about sales contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty sad when a country has to change the laws because their people are too stupid to understand a document.

    3. Re:what europian law says about sales contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's free and,
      the disclamer is a standard,
      "we may have cocked up" one
      not
      "we accept no responsibility for you going blind whilst reading this site"

    4. Re:what europian law says about sales contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but even sadder when there people are to stupid to write the laws in the first place

    5. Re:what europian law says about sales contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >basicly it says you can ignore any shit or non plain language

      And it took then 70,000 pages to say that? They ought to look at their own work...

  5. EULA forbids sharing by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read your EULAs first. I've seen some (though I don't remember where) that forbid the publishing of the EULA.

    C.M.Burns

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    1. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... if the EULA forbids publishing then doesn't it violate itself by existing? ;P

    2. Re:EULA forbids sharing by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      You could get around those simply mby omitting the text but making reference to the company, product, and timline, and then note you couldn't publish it.

      Likely, it'd be the only notable thing about the EULA worth keeping on record.

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    3. Re:EULA forbids sharing by lionchild · · Score: 2

      That sounds contradictory. There's no EULA to cover the EULA. The EULA covers the software, not itself.

      What if I didn't agree the the EULA of the product, and never opened it? Would I be in trouble for reproducing it? Are EULA's copyrighted? (I'll have to go look at a few now..)

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    4. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That sounds contradictory. There's no EULA to cover the EULA. The EULA covers the software, not itself.

      The EULA can cover whatever it wants to; if it refers to itself, then it refers to itself.

      Can you cite any language/legal precedent that says an EULA cannot refer to itself?..

    5. Re:EULA forbids sharing by daoine · · Score: 1
      What if I didn't agree the the EULA of the product, and never opened it?

      Last I checked, there wasn't really a way to figure out what you purchased until you already bought it!

    6. Re:EULA forbids sharing by EvanED · · Score: 2

      >>There's no EULA to cover the EULA

      But there is US law to cover the EULA, assuming you're in the US. Reading through USC Title 17, I see no excemption that would make EULAs public domain. May have to summarize them.

    7. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      What if I didn't agree the the EULA of the product, and never opened it? Would I be in trouble for reproducing it?

      Then you don't have a contract with the other party, which means if it's copyrighted you don't have a license to redistribute it.

      Are EULA's copyrighted?

      Yes, if the author/client wants them to be.

      And since the US copyright law was "harmonized" with the Bourne Convention they don't even have to SAY that they're copyrighted to be copyrighted.

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    8. Re:EULA forbids sharing by scotch · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Can you cite any language/legal precedent that says an EULA cannot refer to itself?..

      Why should anyone bother citing anything for you when you can't even bother to log in?

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    9. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to summarize....just leave a few non-significant sections out.

    10. Re:EULA forbids sharing by EvanED · · Score: 2

      But then you still have the problem of it being in Leagalish. And I think it would look even better if you kept quotes for milestone clauses.

    11. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Webmonger · · Score: 2

      Rather hard to type out a EULA without reading it. . .

    12. Re:EULA forbids sharing by iMMersE · · Score: 1

      No name, no slogan, no legal precedent that says an EULA cannot refer to itself

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    13. Re:EULA forbids sharing by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      I have a couple EULA's which require you to make a copy to accompany your backup copy if you chose to make one,, so it seems that eula's vary greatly,, Reece,

    14. Re:EULA forbids sharing by mheckaman · · Score: 1


      Nitpick: Berne Convention

      Long live zsh.

      --Matt

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    15. Re:EULA forbids sharing by ThePilgrim · · Score: 2

      If you can find a common amount of text in all these EULA's then tou could publish that and a diff file to get to the one you could not publish.

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  6. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can I have your EULA?"
    Sure! Here it is:

    By agreeing to this End User License Agreement (EULA), you hereby agree not to agree to it.

    Hrm.

  7. All Your EULA are belong to us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Your EULA are belong to us.

  8. Are you sure it is legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    EULAs maybe copyrighted material after all.

    1. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proper Citing and complete versions need not be illegay, after all, they published the EULS's in a public forum, just give 'credit' where it is due. HAHA.

    2. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by Bouncings · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm not sure about that. An agreement is between two parties. That would mean that both parties should have equal rights to the document itself to share with their lawyers, business affiliates, or whoever else they deem appropriate. ie; If you can't copy it, then neither can the software company.

      Of course, like all legal matters, Slashdot readers have the authoritative opinion. NOT. I'm not a lawyer, and I don't play one on TV. Usually.

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    3. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ever heard of fair use? It's outlined in the copyright act explicitly exactly what people are allowed to copy and the conditions under which such copying is allowed.

      Quoting EULA's, even if they are copyrighted, would be completely legal in the context of a compilation such as this, so long as suitable credit is given, as would be the case with any academic work. This sort of compilation is being put together in the interests of reseearch and education, so fair use applies.

    4. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by emarkp · · Score: 1
      EULAs maybe copyrighted material after all.
      He's just making a single copy for archival purposes--or taking a quote from the whole work (which would be the entire software package) for critique. Surely that falls under fair use.
    5. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you consider the EULA to be just part of the software?

    6. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAL. Under the Copyright Law (17 US Code Section 102) "Copyright protection subsists . . . in original works of authorship" In my 27 years of practicing law no lawyer, I ever meet, had written an original contract. Lawyers always "mark-up" a form that he previously used or found in a book or other place. Sometimes in a burst of creativity he may take paragraphs from different forms. But original, mais non mes amis. I will eat any EULA that can be shown to be original.

    7. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by lpontiac · · Score: 2
      Ever heard of fair use?

      I think so, is it something from the olden days?

    8. Re:Are you sure it is legal? by Bouncings · · Score: 2
      What if you consider the EULA to be just part of the software?
      The software isn't a contract, then.
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  9. I think they have records about this by Hacker'sEdict · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't there be a database of this already, I mean that there is a big need for this just make sure that it is used for information and not illegal uses and it should be fine. It is just a historical research is it not?

    1. Re:I think they have records about this by The+World+Will+End · · Score: 1

      How the fuck can you illegally use an EULA database?

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  10. If you succeed, by oni · · Score: 2, Funny

    in a few months, EULA's will contain a provision that prohibits the posting of EULAs!

    1. Re:If you succeed, by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Then all we'll need is someone to not agree to the EULA. Then we'll be able to post it only (possibly) violating copyright law.

  11. Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by BoBG · · Score: 1

    I hate to even think about the potential C&D that would come from unauthorized distrobution of EULAs. Would the responsible (or should that be reprehensible) parties be so embarassed by these documents they would pursue people who share them with others? How about publishing them on a website?

    1. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by plover · · Score: 2
      Listen to yourself: You seem to think a LAWYER would not pursue legal action because they were EMBARRASED by the action? Personally, I'm amazed that Hilary Rosen can get up in the morning and breathe the same oxygen as humans.

      At least you weren't so redundant as to disclaim yourself with IANAL. That much is obvious.

      --
      John
    2. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      Have you ever seen Hilary Rosen? "She's" obviously not a she; rather, she is a sophisticated enviro-hazard suit inhabited by a methane-breathing Jovian.

      Jack Valenti's model appears to be by the same manufacturer, but it has seen considerably more wear and tear, by the looks of it.

      *grin*

      --
      I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
    3. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by rworne · · Score: 1

      Cripes, you normally would generate one Fedex Overnight(tm) lawyer nastygram from a litigous corporation with a website, now you can generate dozens, if not scores of them all helping to keep those legal departments employed.

      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    4. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      After X. Amount of years software falls into public domain. Refered to more commonly as 'Abandonware'.

      I expect that same policy would also apply to the legal agreement of the software itself?

      In which case the bulk of the EULAs I'd have online would be outdated and drop into public domain anyways.

      Or am I mistaken on this?

    5. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by iMMersE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are correct. Unfortunately, the time period of expiration of copyright (in the UK at least) is 50 years ... So I'm guessing you've got a few years to plan your database, and what information you can mine from it ;)

      --
      codegolf.com - smaller *is* better.
    6. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by I91MM · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but isn't it now 75 years across the European Union? I believe this was as a result of lobbying by Disney (Mickey Mouse) was away to fall out of copyright. Allegedly.

      Oh, in order to comply with the law: "Mickey Mouse" and "Disney" are registered trademarks of the Disney Corporation and its worldwide representatives. All other words are public domain ;-)

      --

      Sen vord is thrall and thocht is fre,
      Keip veill thy tonge I conseill the.

    7. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by iMMersE · · Score: 1

      I may be 75 years, IANAL either!

      However, thinking about it, the expiration years only start totting up after the death of the creator (Enid Blyton was the example I had in mind), so in this case, he's going to have to wait even longer ...

      In Disney's case, Mickey Mouse is a trademark as you say, so that is exempt from copyright anyway, so I'm guessing it was someone else pulling a strop ...

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      codegolf.com - smaller *is* better.
    8. Re:Unauthorised distribution of EULA's infringing? by I91MM · · Score: 1
      IANAL (again!), but I believe it was something to do with corporate copyright only lasting 50 years from date of creation. And the problem was that the image of aforesaid mouse was about to fall out of copyright.

      So, you would have been able to use the image in whatever context you wished. You just couldn't call it you-know-what...

      -M.

      --

      Sen vord is thrall and thocht is fre,
      Keip veill thy tonge I conseill the.

  12. Way to get around copyrights by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you really have time, you might want to try to make an English translation of the EULAs so you're not breaking the copyright on them.

    1. Re:Way to get around copyrights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Easy:

      "All your base are belong to us"

    2. Re:Way to get around copyrights by Razzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol... and then.

      "You agree to not keep a copy of this EULA so you don't know how bad we're screwing you."

    3. Re:Way to get around copyrights by isorox · · Score: 2

      "You agree to not keep a copy of this EULA so you don't know how bad we're screwing you."

      You agree to this EULA but you may not read it.

    4. Re:Way to get around copyrights by apachetoolbox · · Score: 1

      If you really have time, you might want to try to make an English translation of the EULAs so you're not breaking the copyright on them.

      DMCA violation!!

    5. Re:Way to get around copyrights by frunch · · Score: 1

      Seriously though... If you read through EULA's and wrote them up in plain English, than couldn't you just reference the EULA's in a bibliography? You could even cite "sections" of the EULA.

      Does treating this project as academic research make it any more legal? It seems like you're allowed to do a lot more if you're reading through documents for research, even if they're copyrighted

  13. Warez EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..--==Cracked by Myth==--..


    B1g upz! Myth 0wnz!


  14. I once saw a really funny one by Callamon · · Score: 1

    I'll have to see if I can dig it up.. It was more of a non-warranty statement, and was from an actual company. It basically gave you the right to do whatever you wanted with the software but copy it and re-sell it, but gave no warranties whatsoever. A computer science teacher (68K assembly language class) gave us copies of this..

    1. Re:I once saw a really funny one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suspect you mean this one ..

      We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide. If Interactive EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow messes up, it's you that's out the million, not us. If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing.
      This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software packages, but ours is in plainEnglish and theirs is in legalese.
      We didn't really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our lawyers insisted. We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the attack shark at which point we relented.
      -- Haven Tree Software Limited, "Interactive EasyFlow"

  15. Copyright issues by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    This is illegal. A EULA is covered under copyright. And stealing IP from lawyers is just asking for trouble.

    1. Re:Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest we go ahead and publish such a database anyway. When these bastard companies come after us, they would only attract more attention to the issue.

    2. Re:Copyright issues by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Isn't the database providing a service for storing your contracts.
      the ELUA is effectivly a contract
      I think that copyright has different rules for contracts
      both parties must have a copy.
      A you must be allowerd to make coppies so that 3rd parties can review the contract etc...

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    3. Re:Copyright issues by g4dget · · Score: 2
      This is illegal. A EULA is covered under copyright.

      That may or may not be true. It would mean that you can't use the same contract text for your own contracts. However, aggregation and publishing of EULAs for legal analysis seems like it ought to fall under "fair use".

      And stealing IP from lawyers is just asking for trouble.

      It's not "stealing" if it falls under "fair use".

    4. Re:Copyright issues by datastew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He is not stealing. Copyrighted materials are allowed to be reproduced as part of a critique of the material. He is obviously not trying to gain from the endeavor, but to critique the copyrighted works.

    5. Re:Copyright issues by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

      You can't use the same contract text for your own contracts -- there are actually people who have sued over that. And fair use almost always applies to using only part of the whole. This would copy the whole thing.

    6. Re:Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiot

    7. Re:Copyright issues by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Copyrighted materials are allowed to be reproduced as part of a critique of the material.

      ah, the quaint old, pre-DMCA days...

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    8. Re:Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest he goes ahead and publishes such a database anyway. When these bastard companies come after him, they would only attract more information to the issue.

    9. Re:Copyright issues by iMMersE · · Score: 1

      Bastard companies? Why are they bastard companies exactly?

      --
      codegolf.com - smaller *is* better.
    10. Re:Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause their Mommy conpanies are not married to their Daddy companies!

    11. Re:Copyright issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre a moron sir.

      Not only youre a moron. Youre a lazy moron.

      Please read this thread looking for ( Veeck v. SBCCI specifically) in the items posted prior to your post.

    12. Re:Copyright issues by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be a dumbass.

      Veeck v. SBCCI refers to law passed by a legislature. As law, it must be public. For that reason, the higher court overturned the ruling. A contract is a different beast, being an agreement between two parties, and may be private. A contract is not a law. Copyright applies.

  16. First no-benchmarks EULA? by crow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One point to watch for would be the first EULA that prohibits publishing performance benchmarks. This is now fairly common for high-end software, and is one of the more evil provisions out there.

    1. Re:First no-benchmarks EULA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Report them as failed. The purpose of a benchmark article is to report performance. If a product prohibits the reporting of benchmarks, then it can't fulfill your test requirements, so it fails.

      "Number transactions per second: 0" -- since the product could not be installed or used for the article.

  17. You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EULA by Tim+Ward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Provided you live somewhere civilised, of course, like Europe for example.

  18. Already submitted by bravehamster · · Score: 2

    Sumbitted the following:

    Windows 2000 Advanced Server
    Dungeon Siege
    Mechwarrior4
    Quicktime6 for Windows
    SimCoaster

    --
    ---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
  19. legality? by tps12 · · Score: 1

    Careful with this project. While it sounds useful, bear in mind that some EULA's may effectively make themselves undistributable to those who don't acquire them by purchasing the product with which they deal.

    Also, this may qualify as "aggregation of information with the purpose or potential to circumvent copyright devices," rendering the entire project illegal under the damned DMCA.

    IANAL, of course, but can any lawyers out there comment on this?

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:legality? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      So why is allowing others to read the terms of buying a piece of software or hardware (is hardware covered with eula's?) before actually buying it illegal? What if someone actually did start reading the eula's they got when they bought something? There would be a lot of returns if they took them seriously. You know who'd the returns would be at the expense of? The consumer. So again, why would giving the consumer the ability to read the agreements upon using the product before buying it a bad thing? Perhaps this will allow the producers of the eula's for their stuff will have to think twice before stomping all over the consumer if a database like this will be allowed.

    2. Re:legality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can be legally done is to have the finer points documented as to paint a picture of the erosion process. Maybe not a verbatim posting of the EULA's, but EULA Company X - 1961: Pay me to use software, EULA Company #2 - 1964: Pay me to use software on a per PC basis. EULA Company Z#: Pay me to use software on a per PC basis, sign over first born. A chronacling (sp?) of the gradual deterioration of a human's freedom over time. It would make a great history piece for Orwell's granchildren.

  20. Here is a really crappy EULA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE
    Version 2, June 1991

    Copyright (C) 1989, 1991 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
    59 Temple Place, Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA
    Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies
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    Preamble

    The licenses for most software are designed to take away your
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    License is intended to guarantee your freedom to share and change free
    software--to make sure the software is free for all its users. This
    General Public License applies to most of the Free Software
    Foundation's software and to any other program whose authors commit to
    using it. (Some other Free Software Foundation software is covered by
    the GNU Library General Public License instead.) You can apply it to
    your programs, too.

    When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not
    price. Our General Public Licenses are designed to make sure that you
    have the freedom to distribute copies of free software (and charge for
    this service if you wish), that you receive source code or can get it
    if you want it, that you can change the software or use pieces of it
    in new free programs; and that you know you can do these things.

    To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid
    anyone to deny you these rights or to ask you to surrender the rights.
    These restrictions translate to certain responsibilities for you if you
    distribute copies of the software, or if you modify it.

    For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether
    gratis or for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that
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    We protect your rights with two steps: (1) copyright the software, and
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    Also, for each author's protection and ours, we want to make certain
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    Finally, any free program is threatened constantly by software
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    <signature of Ty Coon>, 1 April 1989
    Ty Coon, President of Vice

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    1. Re:Here is a really crappy EULA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crappy as in it's creator really likes to consume large amounts of steaming crap.

      Yours sincerely,
      Richard M Stallman

    2. Re:Here is a really crappy EULA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A crappy EULA because it isn't actually a EULA.

      This is a license issued to you that you are bound by if you choose to modify or distribute the associated program. You don't need to agree to this to view the source or use the compiled program.

    3. Re:Here is a really crappy EULA. by mpe · · Score: 2

      GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE

      The GPL makes a poor EULA because it is NOT an EULA in the first place. It's a licence for the distribution of copyright works. It specifically does not restrict how you use the software.

  21. How about a standard EULA XML schema. by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    No text.

    1. Re:How about a standard EULA XML schema. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck do you think this is, AOL chat?

      Post a fucking message. If you don't have enough to say that you can't post a fucking message then shut the fuck up. I hate people who "talk through subject lines". That is so fucking lame.

      No text.

      What a fucking moron.

    2. Re:How about a standard EULA XML schema. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck do you think this is, AOL chat?

      Post a fucking message. If you don't have enough to say that you can't post a fucking message then shut the fuck up.

      What a fucking moron.

    3. Re:How about a standard EULA XML schema. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate people that get their panties in a wad over such moronic things as how someone posts their message on a website. They are so fucking lame and should just fuck off and die!!

  22. waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a fucking waste of time..

    1. Re:waste? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a waste of time to provide evidence to a jury that our rights are being systematically infringed upon. It must also be a waste of time to collect anything that might be of historic interest: Baseball Cards, old movie posters, stamps. Why not toss out other collections: Phone books, libraries, video stores, etc while we're at it.

  23. Internet EULA by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    1)By accepting the existence of the internet on your computer, you may not publish any information concerning the contents of EULAs.

    Regards,

    Your Corporate Masters

    1. Re:Internet EULA by daemones · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, the internet did not EXIST on my computer. I was connected to it, but my computer isn't Hoss enough to hold the whole damn thing.

      --
      Alas, Babylon.
  24. OT:Windows XP EULA by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Has anybody counted up how many pages of EULAs you are obligated to read in order to install Windows XP with full updates? I think I'll put a running total on my webpage.

    1. Re:OT:Windows XP EULA by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but I was just installing Windows 2000 Pro into a VMWare device. To install Service Pack 2, I had to accept the EULA for the control that checks to see what updates you need, the EULA for the widget that downloads the SP2 installer, the EULA for the SP2 installer, and the EULA for SP2.

      Then I went down to the local burrito stand and somehow they forgot the EULA for my burrito! Ignorant bastards.

  25. EULAs... by *xpenguin* · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $ cd eulas/
    $ ls -1 | wc -l
    412
    $ du -h
    513M .
    $ cd ../
    $ tar -czf eulas.tar.gz eulas/
    $ ls -lh eulas.tar.gz
    2MB eulas.tar.gz

  26. Some cant be disclosed.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    A few of them state you cannot disclose the contents of the EULA, but i suppose if you didnt agree to it in the first place, that doesnt apply?

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    1. Re:Some cant be disclosed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie will be rated X the unknown. Absolutley no one will be admitted.

  27. Phone-home database. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is a really cool effort. I'm not sure you'll get away with it, as EULAs are usually copyrighted (aren't they??) and the unethical companies, the ones you have to watch out for sticking nasty stuff in the EULA, are the exact ones who would try to prevent you from posting their EULA on such a site, but still:
    • One thing that i've been wishing someone would implement for years is a database of which applications either "phone home" over the internet or save 'identifying information' in files created by the application; and in both cases exactly what data is transmitted, when, or why.
    This could be as simple as an everything-style message board where phone-home reports start out as "this program is doing some wierd network traffic to someplace and i don't know why"; move on to people either confirming or disproving the original poster's claim; and end with either a reverse-engineered explanation of what the data being sent is, or someone contacting the company and extracting an explanation.

    I keep hearing about people running ZoneAlarm and discovering that certain programs are trying without prompting to connect with reg servers every 30 minutes. I heard about Diablo 2 sending big hunks of your registry to Blizzard if you mistype the CD key. I have heard on slashdot that WinXP, when being booted up for the first time, without telling you, even before having network settings set up, tries to find a way to contact an NTP server within Microsoft; I don't know if this is true. If i used windows i would not mind if MS had each new install of WinXP send a couple "hi, over here" packets to MS, but i would definitely want to know about it, and definitely be bothered that my only way of finding out about these things was through rumors and hearsay. At the least, it bothers me i don't know what programs on my computer (say, Photoshop) are behaving in this fashion. Some kind of central authority on the subject would rock.

    -- Super ugly ultraman.
  28. Re: No Warranty by ashitaka · · Score: 2

    ALL current EULA's include this. Usually all in uppercase stating that there is no warranty that the software will work or be of any use to you whatsoever.

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    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  29. User will not reverse engineer this EULA! by bugnuts · · Score: 2

    But seriously.... I hope the database has a line for entering the date and the exact product. EULAs change over time, even for the same product, and it'd be interesting to discover changes.

  30. Eula... that's your girlfriend's NAME? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait a minute. End User License Agreement... and you're collecting them?

    You really need a girlfriend, man! :)

  31. Anarchy Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USER AGREEMENT AND SOFTWARE LICENSE

    YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY READ THE FOLLOWING END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT BEFORE INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE PROGRAM. THIS AGREEMENT DESCRIBES THE TERMS ON WHICH FUNCOM GmbH ("FUNCOM") OFFERS YOU ACCESS TO AN ACCOUNT (THE "ACCOUNT") TO PLAY THE ANARCHY ONLINE ROLE PLAYING COMPUTER GAME (THE "GAME"). BY PRESSING THE "I ACCEPT" BUTTON, YOU ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BELOW. BY PRESSING THE "I DECLINE" BUTTON, YOU DECLINE OUR OFFER, IN WHICH CASE YOU SHOULD RETURN THE ANARCHY CD-ROM TO FUNCOM. If you have any questions regarding these terms and conditions, please contact customer service at e-mail support@funcom.com.

    1. Accounts are available only to adults or, in their discretion, their minor children. If you are a minor, your parent(s) or guardian(s) must complete the registration process, in which case they will take full responsibility for all obligations under this Agreement. By clicking the "I Accept" button and providing us with a credit card number, you represent that you are an adult and are either accepting this Agreement on behalf of yourself or your child. Except as provided herein, you may not transfer or share your Account with anyone, except that if you are a parent or guardian, you may permit one child to use the Account instead of you (in which case you may not use that Account). You are liable for all activities conducted through the Account, and parents or guardians are liable for the activities of their child. Corporations and other entities are not eligible to procure accounts.

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  32. first eula was from vic-20 era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first "machine language monitor" for my vic-20 circa 1982 had a no reverse engeering warning. I believe the cart was called hesmon by human engineered software.

    So the first 6502 assembly program I wrote was to copy the rom contents into ram. Then I disassembled it :)

  33. subversive EULAs by zoftie · · Score: 1

    What about EULAs, that state that you can't reveal existance and/or clauses that exist with EULA?
    =)

  34. Legality of keeping this database by doug_wyatt · · Score: 1

    Many of the comments refer to EULA's prohibiting you from copying them. As you can clearly read the EULA without agreeing to it, the EULA itself cannot encumber you with respect to this. Copyright law would be the controlling issue, and I suspect Fair Use would allow you to keep track a DB of them for Consumer Protection reasons. Hey, look at Consumer Reports and how they reprint a number of product-related literature for similar reasons.

    1. Re:Legality of keeping this database by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't however reprint the entire peice of literature. Generally copyright fair-use follows the 10% rule. Use no more than 10% of the original subject matter and your golden

  35. Re:Mine's simple! by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    I've got the same agreement on everything I use!! The GPL is certainly my favorite. Anybody know the quote from an old singer who said he just wanted to write but anybody can sing it anyway they like? Amen to freedom.

  36. Re: No Warranty by Callamon · · Score: 1

    It wasn't the fact that it didn't warrant the software, it was the way it did it. It read like a stand-up comic routine.

  37. EULA's for the hobbiest by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
    My question last time the EULA article came around never seemed to be answered so I'll try again.

    In short, for a hobbiest programmer who doesn't want to release his code under an "open" licence, what can they do if EULA's cannot be legally enforced? If this means, that they're going to be held liable if the program breaks then you're getting to the point when you could get in legal hot water.

    Secondly, I hate sounding dense but can someone give me a PROPER description of the legality of these EULA's with both purchased products and downloaded items. I've heard so much stuff at the moment about whether or not EULA's are legally enforcable (with different rulings in different countries) that I'm not sure what the hell is going on.

    If you have to start your post with IANAL (or similar) then please don't bother replying! It would be nice to have some solid facts instead of comment or guesswork!

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    1. Re:EULA's for the hobbiest by shyster · · Score: 1
      If you have to start your post with IANAL (or similar) then please don't bother replying! It would be nice to have some solid facts instead of comment or guesswork!

      If you want a response from an actual lawyer, odds are you'll have to actually hire one. You see, lawyers aren't known for giving out advice for free, since that's principally what they are hired for. If you're just looking for solid facts, then google for them. Or ask nicely for other people's references. Just because someone is not a lawyer doesn't mean they don't know facts.

      And you wonder why your question wasn't answered in the first place....Sheesh.

    2. Re:EULA's for the hobbiest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, here! the ABA actually bars (pun intended) lawyers from giving away free legal advice. just another method of inflating their salaries, I suppose. (as if law schools and state "licenses" weren't enough!)

  38. Idea for database use by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2

    There should be a checklist of rights taken away by a EULA, and then have a client that will check software you're installing. So before you do your shopping, you can check the database with certain checkboxes, and choose from the list of returns. Or maybe do it on a point system (like SpamAssassin for EULAs). If a large enough userbase was formed that sales hurt enough by having an overly restrictive EULA, then it might be able to persuade some companies to change their EULA to something more reasonable. You might even be able to get past any copyright issues about publishing the EULA if you don't publish the text of it, just the checklist.

    1. Re:Idea for database use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure you and the other 10 people in the world who care about EULAs would be a big enough chunk of sales to make a difference.

  39. Could be interesting if... by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    you had a rating system and a flexible reporting module, such that, for example, one could track the restriction level of Microsoft OS licences across the years or distribution channels, and such...

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    1. Re:Could be interesting if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps an image of a noose slowly tightening?

    2. Re:Could be interesting if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you say 'Microsoft OS licenses.'

      There are many other software entities with stricter, more draconian EULAs than Microsoft.

      Or is this going to turn into another mindless 'slag Microsoft' discussion?

  40. Lots of /. IP lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where did they all come from?

    I'm suprised no one believes in fair use. I think this is a great albeit extremely boring (to read) idea. I assume you want this for education or non-infringing use. You may have trouble if you take it commercial (ie see a real lawyer). You will be threatened a lot, but if you have the guts, connections, time, and money please go for it. Hell if it gets big enough you can liscence it to West or Lexis.

    Has anyone heard of form books? Check out your lease/mortgage/NDA it probably came from one. If you can't say something intelligent keep your fool mouth shut.

    1. Re:Lots of /. IP lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and just cuz something is written down on paper does not make it enforceable.

  41. Penguinet (with OpenSSL license) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  42. Re:graphs 'n reports by lugonn · · Score: 1
    Perhaps the author intends to mine the database for answers to his questions in the post.

    You don't need to read all the EULA's either. Just write a script(PERL comes to mind) that sifts through all the EULA's for text phrases, and dump the results into an appropriate format. Then the results can be put into graphs and the like for easy comparison.

    This is an awsome idea. And would make pretty good ammo for first ammendment arguments against EULA's, and how they take away user/citizen freedoms.

  43. P3P, Copyright, and Parsing the EULAs by Salamanders · · Score: 1

    P3P told me (email) that they had been working on a standard way to represent the rights that a program is granted when you download and run it... a computer readable EULA just concerned with privacy.

    If the EULAs are copyrighted, I don't think it would be too hard to start a database of EULA "elements", specific items within EULAs. (We have the right to install brilliant on your soon-to-be-borg system, etc.) Then all you would have in the database is the list of "elements" that a EULA contained.

    Besides, you'd want to do this anyhow, to track when various elements first appeared! True, the building of the EULA elements would be pretty stepp at first, but I'm guessing that after parsing out 10 EULAs, you'd have grabbed and identified most of the common points anyhow. Then you could do fun things like "Elements 5.x, 6.x are standard across all Microsoft Office products after 2001..."

    IMHO: You'd want to build it in a parsed format anyhow, regardless of copyright concerns, or it won't be any fun.

  44. Here 's mine :) by 2Bits · · Score: 2

    All OS softwares should license as easy as this:


    You can do whatever you want with this software, including making money and making yourself filthy rich. However, if you modify and improve this software, you must make your modification available to anyone who requests it, including the source code of your modification, and without imposing any extra conditions.

    And if you are caught distributing this software, you'll receive a pad on the back for doing the good job.


    Ah well, just a simpler version of this

    1. Re:Here 's mine :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to think that EULA over. How if i modify it and make the software worse? Under your EULA i could do that and dont have to do anything else the agreement says? ;). Back to the drawing table buddy.

  45. You sure can by drew_kime · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The question is whether or not you can copyright a legal document such as the EULA.
    See here for the dry, legalistic explanation, or here for the analysis.

    Essentially, Texas (and many other states) passed a building code "by reference." What this means is that they wrote a law saying, "Construction Company Consortium Foo has published a building code called Bar. It is now the law. Ask them for a copy." Builders are now requiored to follow a law they are not legally allowed to view, except by buying it from the industry association that wrote it.
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  46. Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by mekkab · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure I once clicked through a EULA where I promised my first born son and regular virgin sacrifices...

    The legality of certain portions of the eula are dubious at best. Not to mention that once something like this finally went to court, this sort of compilation of EULAs would be part of the discovery process!

    You gotta love lawyers. Especially when one of 'em is your wife.

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    1. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Funny
      You gotta love lawyers. Especially when one of 'em is your wife.
      I would make a joke about you getting to screw a lawyer back, but since you're married to her I know she's not letting you do that.
    2. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by DrFrob · · Score: 1

      If anyone has any extra cash lying around, they should write a EULA that does require the user to give the them their first born son. Take the first user of your software to court, and when it's deemed illegal, it will throw into question all EULA's.

    3. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by BdosError · · Score: 2
      Actually, that's probably where the part about "Severability" comes in. Essentially, if any part is deemed illegal, the rest is agreed to be still enforceable. So, they'd invalidate the "first born" clause, but keep the rest.

      Guess the sharks thought of that one.

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    4. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Or in a absolute worst case scenario, the developer might actually win the case. In which case a developer would be stuck with a kid and software companies oculd write EULA's that allow them to tka eyour soul. When it comes to minors, you could say that the difference between selligna slave and putting a kid up for adoption is a matter of semantics.

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    5. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      How does "Severability" work. If there is a severability clause in the contract, and the contract is deemed illegal, then wouldn't the severability clause be broken before it can take effect? It seems that the severability clause would have to be a separate contract. I guess allowing severability clauses is currently accepted shorthand for having contracts and severability contracts.

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    6. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You have it sort of right. If the contract itself is illegal (e.g., I will sell you illegal X for your $), then the whole contract is illegal, regardless of what other clauses might say. "Severability" clauses only come into play where the contract is generally fine, but one or more particular clause in the contract is not (for whatever reason). The *offending* clause(s) may then be "severed" from the rest of the otherwise valid contract, leaving the contract intact and valid on its other terms.

    7. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by geek_wiccan · · Score: 1
      someone should make a EULA that says, in it's entirity "YOU MAY NOT INSTALL/USE THIS SOFTWARE IF YOU HAVE READ THIS EULA, YOU MUST AGREE TO THIS EULA BEFORE CONTINUING INSTALLATION"

      If i get a 3 year old to open/install all of my software for me, do i have to abide by the EULA?

    8. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are dubious by mpe · · Score: 2

      The legality of certain portions of the eula are dubious at best.

      Such a database might expose which bits of which EULAs are bogus.

  47. My favorite EULA by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Re:My favorite EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      By using the totally.righteous.net, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth in this agreement.
      totally.righteous.net is not responsible for anything, at all. By using the service, you consent to daily beatings, administered by any designee of totally.righteous.net.
      You agree to allow totally.righteous.net or designee to access your email, dialup, broadband or bank account as we deem necessary.
      totally.righteous.net or it's designee may obtain your passwords, PIN codes or credit card numbers whenever it may be useful to totally.righteous.net.
      You agree that totally.righteous.net can infect you, your computer or your family with viruses, worms or crotch crickets.
      You agree that totally.righteous.net may use you, your spouse, your children, your parents or your pets for sexual or other purposes
      You agree to complete monitoring of everything you do, or have done, or will do. Ever. totally.righteous.net can use whatever means are convenient to obtain this information, including but not limited to packet sniffing, telephone taps, log analysis, thumb screws, electric shock or bonus beatings.
      An electronic mail account has been created for you. Notices will be sent to that account. You are responsible for monitoring the account and performing orders as instructed by these notices. Failure to do so may result in bonus beatings.
      If you are an employee or representative of a telecommunications, cable, broadband or any communications company or organization, you agree to allow totally.righteous.net full and unrestricted access to all communications equipment.
      Any computer, router, switch, proxy, server or communications device requesting data from totally.righteous.net becomes the property of totally.righteous.net.
      If you are a representative or employee of Comcast Cable Communications, Inc., or are accessing totally.righteous.net from an address or IP controlled by Comcast Cable Communications, Inc., you agree that all equipment carrying traffic or data to or from totally.righteous.net becomes the permanent property of totally.righteous.net.
      Thank you for using totally.righteous.net.

  48. Ever read the whole thing? by sbillard · · Score: 0

    I wonder what stipulations all those French and Spanish paragraphs at the end are making? I wonder what I'm agreeing to?

    Knock knock knock "Policia! Abierto de puerta! Ungdulay!(sp)"

    Hold on a sec' There is someone at the door. brb.

  49. AOL Instant Messenger End User License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    End User Registration and License Agreement for AOL Instant Messenger (SM)

    The AOL Instant Messenger software ("Software") and service ("Service") are provided to you free of charge, "AS IS," subject to the terms and conditions of this Registration and License Agreement (the "Agreement"). Please read this Agreement in full before using the Service. ONLY INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE AGREED TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT MAY USE THE SOFTWARE OR ACCESS THE SERVICE.

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    1. Re:AOL Instant Messenger End User License by MattCohn.com · · Score: 0

      You may not collect or solicit screen names

      In other news, millions of users were found to be in violation of AIM's End User Licence Agreement for having a buddy list...

  50. Recursive EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers should consider the use of a seperate EULA, covering the EULA. Formally and informally it should be known as the EULA-EULA.

    Any reference to the EULA-EULA provision which is self-covering should be called the EULA-LOOP in honour of the Hula Hoop.

  51. Wow! That's a lot of work... by dbCooper0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    No way am I gonna re-install all my OSs and Warez to cut and paste all that text!

    Tell ya what: gimme an account on yer FTP server and I'll upload them to you - you can do the work :)

    ps: How many gigs ya got free?

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  52. It's a Trick! (and some questions too) by Inexile2002 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Someone out there wants to market a random EULA generator and they're using /. to make up the data!

    Seriously, an EULA DB sounds like an excellent idea, but I have an implementation question. Have you considered marking them up in XML (a huge task, I'm sure) so that they can be searched for certain provisions? Reasoning here being that without good internal markup, you pretty much need to read through the whole EULA to compare it to another. Being able to search through the archive for different examples of specific clauses, specific allowances or provisions would be much more useful than simple searches for IE v.4 vs v.5

    Good luck though, this is an excellent idea, and I like the idea of seeing included in a software reviews lines like: "...and the EULA scores a 3.4 of 5 on the standardized EULA Draconian scale..."

    1. Re:It's a Trick! (and some questions too) by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      What my idea so far has been is to break them up into categorized 'provisions'.

      Some search options I'm thinking of:

      Year, Yeay & Month, Product Name, Revision of said product, company who made the product, provisisions included, and of course full text search - with any combination of the above.

      Thats to start, anyways. I'm sure as I add more to the database I'll find more ways to search it as well.

      Right now it'll be done in MySQL. For no reason other then thats what my hosting company has readily avilable, and thats what I'm most familiar with.

      Though I don't mind actually exporting it in other formats for other people who want want to do research off the same data.

    2. Re:It's a Trick! (and some questions too) by moody834 · · Score: 1

      I really have to agree with the suggestion that you do it up in XML if possible. Maybe this would be a good open-source-style project others would be interested in helping with? If people were actually able to get context sensitive information out of EULAs, which could then be cross-referenced and compared, --- well, that would be sweet!

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    3. Re:It's a Trick! (and some questions too) by Inexile2002 · · Score: 2

      Just realized something... have you written up an EULA for the DB? Don't know why that occured to me.

      The other guy who replied here seems to have a solid suggestion. A cooperative effort to mark up the EULA's in XML would make this thing incredibly useful without loading the work all onto one person. If someone submits a DTD or preferably a Schema, would you accept it and accept EULAs that people submitted already marked up? (Assuming they marked them up according to the schema or DTD.)

    4. Re:It's a Trick! (and some questions too) by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      If someone were to goto the trouble of putting the EULA in XML format, yeah, I'd accept it.

      And if someone made a Schema I could make the database conform to it as well.

      I'm defenitly accepting any help for this project. Thats why I've adapted the policy from the start of making all the data I collect easily exportable in full and available to anyone who wants it (at least, to the extent I'm legally allowed to).

      If someone else wishes to help, on any end of the project, please drop me a line. A good schema I imagine would make submissions easier for some people, but I'm also planning on making a front-end submit page.

      The front end would parse the EULA initially and try to automatically categorize it based on provisional expressions (my fancy term for an array of regexs that match pre-defined provisions commonly found in EULAs), then I just go back and approve its findings or modify them accordingly (it actually runs it through aspell first to match even mis-spellings).

      The system backend is still getting built, so I don't have much to show yet. :)

      And pardon any delays in email, my box is currently flooded and I'm trying to sift through it all and send replies.

  53. What is this? by aengblom · · Score: 1, Troll

    What is this? A competition to build the most boring database in the world?

    hehe

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  54. Here's mine by Bouncings · · Score: 1, Informative
    Here's my EULA. haha!

    GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE

    Version 2, June 1991

    Copyright (C) 1989, 1991 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
    59 Temple Place - Suite 330, Boston, MA
    02111-1307, USA

    Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies of this license document, but changing it is not allowed. Preamble

    The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to share and change it. By contrast, the GNU General Public License is intended to guarantee your freedom to share and change free software--to make sure the software is free for all its users. This General Public License applies to most of the Free Software Foundation's software and to any other program whose authors commit to using it. (Some other Free Software Foundation software is covered by the GNU Library General Public License instead.) You can apply it to your programs, too.

    When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not price. Our General Public Licenses are designed to make sure that you have the freedom to distribute copies of free software (and charge for this service if you wish), that you receive source code or can get it if you want it, that you can change the software or use pieces of it in new free programs; and that you know you can do these things.

    To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid anyone to deny you these rights or to ask you to surrender the rights. These restrictions translate to certain responsibilities for you if you distribute copies of the software, or if you modify it.

    For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether gratis or for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that you have. You must make sure that they, too, receive or can get the source code. And you must show them these terms so they know their rights.

    We protect your rights with two steps: (1) copyright the software, and (2) offer you this license which gives you legal permission to copy, distribute and/or modify the software.

    Also, for each author's protection and ours, we want to make certain that everyone understands that there is no warranty for this free software. If the software is modified by someone else and passed on, we want its recipients to know that what they have is not the original, so that any problems introduced by others will not reflect on the original authors' reputations.

    Finally, any free program is threatened constantly by software patents. We wish to avoid the danger that redistributors of a free program will individually obtain patent licenses, in effect making the program proprietary. To prevent this, we have made it clear that any patent must be licensed for everyone's free use or not licensed at all.

    The precise terms and conditions for copying, distribution and modification follow.

    TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

    0. This License applies to any program or other work which contains a notice placed by the copyright holder saying it may be distributed under the terms of this General Public License. The "Program", below, refers to any such program or work, and a "work based on the Program" means either the Program or any derivative work under copyright law: that is to say, a work containing the Program or a portion of it, either verbatim or with modifications and/or translated into another language. (Hereinafter, translation is included without limitation in the term "modification".) Each licensee is addressed as "you".

    Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted, and the output from the Program is covered only if its contents constitute a work based on the Program (independent of having been made by running the Program). Whether that is true depends on what the Program does.

    1. You may copy and distribute verbatim copies of the Program's source code as you receive it, in any medium, provided that you conspicuously and appropriately publish on each copy an appropriate copyright notice and disclaimer of warranty; keep intact all the notices that refer to this License and to the absence of any warranty; and give any other recipients of the Program a copy of this License along with the Program.

    You may charge a fee for the physical act of transferring a copy, and you may at your option offer warranty protection in exchange for a fee.

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    In addition, mere aggregation of another work not based on the Program with the Program (or with a work based on the Program) on a volume of a storage or distribution medium does not bring the other work under the scope of this License.

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  55. EULA Creation by vergil · · Score: 5, Informative
    After you've read through a dozen EULAs and TOS (Terms of Service) Agreements, you'll realize that the vast majority of shrinkwrap/clickwrap adhesion contracts are substantially similar.

    Most tech journalists fail to understand this -- evidenced by the ever-popular "New EULA Disclaims Implied Warranty of Merchantability!" articles.

    Most EULAs do not contain new, inventive or clever language. After all, they're essentially standard form contracts -- otherwise known as boilerplate -- meaning that one choice of forum/ anti-reverse engineering clause looks pretty much like another.

    I spent around a year (while at the Consumer Project on Technology) sifting through EULAs and contract related law, such as UCITA. Occaisionally, I would find an odd clause that appeared particularly draconian. I archived a few of those here.

    The EULA clauses I found most fascinating were the ones that: 1. purported to limit benchmarks/criticism of a software title (McAfee), 2. Specified favorable choice of law/forum jurisdictions, 3. attempted to squelch parodies of a software publisher's title (Microsoft).

    (yeah, I was the guy that submitted the previous, EULA harvesting Slashdot article). If you want any help dealing w/ EULAs, drop me a line.

    Sincerely,
    Vergil

    1. Re:EULA Creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. does this mean that most of the EULAs are derivative works of some clever and expressive lawyer's copyrighted work? I would hate to think, after this lawyer put in long hours, writing a boilerplate contract, that he wasn't compensated.

  56. Copyrighten.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    I think it is pretty enforcable, they are copyrighten, hence they just send you the typical piracy letter (piracy of their copyrighten text).

    1. Re:Copyrighten.... by interiot · · Score: 2

      And when you post their nastygram on your website to gain popular support, will they also request you take that down? I haven't heard of them doing this...

    2. Re:Copyrighten.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

      I agree, it wouldn't be a popular move, but I don't think doing unpopular things has stopped large coporations in the past. This guys wants to post the EULA as written, which some companies might construe as a very blatant copyright violation.

    3. Re:Copyrighten.... by _Swank · · Score: 1

      what are the damages? there is no profit being made. the EULAs are being attributed to the original authors. maybe you don't have to show damages or harm (or likelihood thereof) of any sort to show a copyright violation, but i would certainly think it would hurt the hell out an argument for a violation.

    4. Re:Copyrighten.... by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Consequences of copyright violation (http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/ch5.html):

      -Be forced to remove EULA from site
      -actual damages: lost profits in this case, or
      -statuatory damages, $750 to $30,000 normally (as determined "just" by the court) or $150,000 if the infringement was willful. If it wasn't willful, the minimum drops to $200
      -legal costs

    5. Re:Copyrighten.... by rworne · · Score: 1
      EULAs are probably boilerplate by now. This came up recently over the Roxio Toast EULA flap over in the Apple section a few weeks back.

      Because they are boilerplate, companies can avoid paying legal fees or keeping so many lawyers on staff, which saves them money. There are your damages.

      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    6. Re:Copyrighten.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you do it thru an anonymizer

    7. Re:Copyrighten.... by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's one thing they can't do. If someone sends you mail (email, postal mail, carrier bird, whatever) you gain the rights to do what you want with it, as long as you do not change the content.

    8. Re:Copyrighten.... by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      Not really, if you provide a historical database with dates, versions and the like it will get the same treatment as a museam or a library and thrus will fall in the educational/fair use allowances...

      Cheers...

    9. Re:Copyrighten.... by cenonce · · Score: 1

      Who owns the copyright? The lawyer who drafted it? Or is it a work made for hire and now owned by the client? I doubt anybody has ever actually registered the copyright on a EULA (which is really what proves notice and allows for treble damages). Besides that, any EULA that is litigate becomes part of the public record, so anybody can get a copy of it. That puts it in public domain. Plus talk about it infringement! Attorneys cut and paste EULAs all the time.

    10. Re:Copyrighten.... by Grax · · Score: 1

      This should be considered fair use. No one is representing the work as their own and the purpose is education and research. This is what freedom of speech is all about, the public's right to know what is going on around them.

      Personally I think every vendor should have a standard, versioned EULA like the GPL. That way if I am downloading a new version of Media Player I can see, "that is MS EULA 7.2. That is the one that gives Bill first shot at any woman I marry. Maybe I don't want to install this one."

    11. Re:Copyrighten.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought registration was required to sue for infringement at all, and that treble damages are only for wilful infringement (if you prove they knew they were violating copyright law, usually with a cease & desist letter they ignore).

  57. Re:Some can't be disclosed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many cannot be. Not because of terms or copyright, but that the EULA usually is not installed with the software and thus is not retrievable without reinstallation. How many programs have you downloaded, installed, and thrown away the installer?

    Some companies are extremely protective of their EULAs, even outside of computer licensing. For example, Alltel (though maybe then they were Aliant) would not permit me to retain a copy of the EULA for ADSL service to which I had to agree. Not even a photocopy post-signature.

  58. ICQ � End User License Agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  59. Re:You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could you post a link to the source of that information?

  60. Re:Test this in court! Prohibitions are.. (OT) by two-bookoo! · · Score: 0

    I guess getting wedd to a attorney is not that bad, that is if it was a bad relationship to begin with and you don't want to see the (other) in the first place. Just rep the rewards of having a mad loot.

  61. Do you care where the EULAs come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was just wondering if you have any qualms about people supplying EULA from pirated products? I have many older programs and access to many more, but does it matter that I did not pay for them? (Hence I'm posting AC) If not count me in.

  62. a cronology of TVT CD's by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    It looks like evrything was of untill 1990, when TVT put in the public performance clause.
    then in 1992 the lending clause made it's nasty way in there.

    1989 tvt (UK):
    "unauthorized duplication is a violarion of applicable laws."

    1990 tvt (UK):
    nothing except the standard copyright 1990!

    1990 tvt (Australia):
    "unauthorized public performance, broadcasting, leasing and copying of this disk is prohibitred"

    1992 tvt (uk):
    "unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance broadcasting of this disk prohibitred"

    1994 tvt (uk):
    "unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting prohibitred"

    source:
    a few CD's of my cd rack.

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    1. Re:a cronology of TVT CD's by Chexsum · · Score: 1

      TVT ?

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  63. Just FINDING the EULA may be fun... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but if you don't capture the EULA text when it shows up on install, I wonder if you can get to them. Do very many products even have a way to view them after the fact?

    I just checked my copy of MS Outlook XP and it's actually not to bad (go to Help, then in the contents tab, look for EULA) Yet, when I looked for one on Internet Explorer 5.5, I can't find any mention of the EULA or a license in the help system.

    Seems to me the software companies don't go out of their way to call your attention to it once you hurry up and click "ACCEPT" just to get the darn thing installed.

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    1. Re:Just FINDING the EULA may be fun... by BagOBones · · Score: 1

      It would seem that MANY apps I have installed have a License.txt file in the programs install directory.

      Probably a common feature among software install with install shield or most commercial instalers.

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    2. Re:Just FINDING the EULA may be fun... by Xacid · · Score: 1

      funny thing is...i only found license.txt's for non microsoft things, such as photoshop, trillian, divx, winrar, flash and so on... Ok...so it made me chuckle...

  64. I guess I'm missing the point ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2
    ... I mean ... we've all thoroughly read through all the EULA's we agree to, right? I mean it's not like we just click, sign, or higlight our acceptance without reading what we've agreed to, right? Wait one gosh darn minute, are you trying to tell me that people actually don't take the time to read the EULA that comes with the service they're buying?

    Hey, fine print was invented for a reason, to screw the EU over.

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    1. Re:I guess I'm missing the point ... by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      I always tried to read a good chunk. So, after a while I gave up buying all software. Cost too much in time to install.

      It's one of the reasons I dislike the GPL. I know exactly what the BSD, Apache, X, etc. licenses say. But I only have a general understanding of the GPL, so given the choice I use and produce BSD licensed code.

      Ahh.. for the good old days, when if you screwed someone over they'd simply linch you -- not claim license violation. Much simpler.

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    2. Re:I guess I'm missing the point ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      All you have to do is not distribute or modify the software, then you don't have to accept the GPL anyway.

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  65. Performance testing by joeflies · · Score: 2

    One item that I find of particular interest is the EULAs which specifically forbid the end user to do a) performance testing on the software or b) publish any results of a performance test unless the vendor is given prior notification. The vendor reasoning is that there are too many variables in any performance test so any result is skewed. But these types of experiments are important especially when the vendor is make a claim about how great their performance is, and whether certain software will do the job in a given scenario.

    1. Re:Performance testing by Reziac · · Score: 2

      If the vendor doesn't like the benchmarks from my hardware and setup, they can bloody well donate a "more appropriate" setup for me to test it on. :)

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  66. This is brilliant by corebreech · · Score: 2

    I will gather every EULA I can and send it in.

    Great idea!

  67. ...AND the challenge to the code (c) doesn't apply by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Texas (and many other states) passed a building code "by reference." What this means is that they wrote a law saying, "Construction Company Consortium Foo has published a building code called Bar. It is now the law. Ask them for a copy." Builders are now requiored to follow a law they are not legally allowed to view, except by buying it from the industry association that wrote it.

    There's a challenge to the building code copyright, on the basis that the intent of the model code was for it to be written into law, so writing it into the law is fair use and then copies of the law are then not copyrighted (though the model code, with the identical words, still is).

    Of course if that loophole for the building code pans out it won't apply to ELUAs. They were never passed into law by a legislature, so their copyrights (if any) are rock-solid.

    They're a CONTRACT. As such they're the work product of one or more lawyers, probably a work-for-hire so the client owns the copyright. Contracts are allowed to be secret. Making a few extra copies of one you have signed or are considering might be fair use. But putting the full text of one in a database and publishing the database almost certainly isn't.

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  68. I don't have them, you know, on me but by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

    I would guess that the rundowns of answers should read something like this:

    I want to know the first EULA that said we can't reverse engineer their software: I would wager it was one of the first pieces of software when copyright became a concern. Probably one of the first flavors of MAC OS or Windows.

    first that said they can watch our activities: Which came first? Gator or WinXP? Maybe a version of IE or Media Player before these?

    I want to know how the NES agreement differs from the GameCube: Did the NES even have an agreement? Have fun and enjoy? I can't remember ever having one, of course the box/manuals/instructions went away a long time ago. Did Nintendo lighten, or tighten restrictions? Now, with the potential to rip Gamecube games, I would guess that the Gamecube has much tighter restrictions.

    What permissions we have been given, and taken away over that period. What rights did we have in Windows 3.1, compared to Windows XP?: I'd guess that we've been given many additional permissions. Windows 3.1, IIRC, didn't really have much in the EULA regarding the Internet. I don't think it was a huge factor at the onset.

    I will try my best to find some of these older EULAs. I'm pretty sure I've got WIN 3.1 sitting around somewhere. I can fire it up and see where it leads.

    Really though, as time goes by, I think companies want to protect their product as much as possible. They're more and more concerned with "piracy" (--I'm not raping and pillaging, so how is it piracy?) and the like, which is just another reason to change how users can use their systems. There are certain ways where this doesn't affect the majority, ie the reverse engineering clauses, but when you start to deal with things like privacy invasions, that affects almost all users, excluding those not on the net or with decent firewalls.

    MS and Mac have been concerned with things like this from practically their beginnings. Palladium is MS's next step in restricting consumer rights, dictating what you can and cannot put on your own computer.

    Just my $.02. I'd write more, but my day is done, and I'm going home from work now. Later.

  69. I'd send you my EULA . . . by acceleriter · · Score: 1

    . . . but there's a clause in the EULA that prohibits that.

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  70. Copyrights? by Inominate · · Score: 1

    Aren't EULA's copyright?
    Just wait till the BSA lawyers show up.

  71. Re: Veeck v. SBCCI by wendy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Fifth Circuit recently overruled that panel opinion, holding that people could not be barred by copyright from reading or copying "the law". See here for more.

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  72. Re:...AND the challenge to the code (c) doesn't ap by shyster · · Score: 2
    Contracts are allowed to be secret. Making a few extra copies of one you have signed or are considering might be fair use. But putting the full text of one in a database and publishing the database almost certainly isn't.

    I could see that logic being applied to a negotiated contract; Company X may not want Company Y to know what Company Z's terms are. But EULA's are boiler plate and distributed to anyone who buys the software. They're not exactly secret, and I could be considering accepting the EULA for almost any software product at anytime.

  73. EULA copyrights? by blackcoot · · Score: 1

    Urm, maybe coming from a state that was one of the first on the UCITA bandwagon has me a little over-cautious, but aren't EULA's copyright? Does this count as fair use? I'm really not trying to be funny or troll, etc. -- I'm genuinely curious.

  74. Sorry, that doesn't work. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    If you really have time, you might want to try to make an English translation of the EULAs so you're not breaking the copyright on them.

    The original Copyright covers translations, too.

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    1. Re:Sorry, that doesn't work. by EvanED · · Score: 2

      By "translation", I was trying to play on the difference between the English that normal people speak and the English lawyers speak. If you really can't figure out what I meant, here is my post reworded:

      "If you have time, you might want to make a list of the restrictions the EULA makes and put that into a database so you're not breaking the copyright on them."

  75. I Am Very Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but my EULA does not allow me to make nor transmit copies of itself.

  76. EULAcritic.com? :-) by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    I can see it now, the day after a major software package is released, the site slows to a crawl as everyone scrambles to check out the EULA so they're not left out of the chat around the water cooler!

    ~Philly

  77. fsck eula's. fsck laws. by rodolfo.borges · · Score: 1

    I have zero respect for any law.
    I only respect people.
    For example, on a traffic red light, I if there is no person trying to cross the street, and no car coming on the crossing, I just go ahead (if there is no cam watching me).

    Don't ask if you can do something, you'll receive a NO.
    Just do it and see if anyone will try to stop you.

  78. I have your translation right here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are $BIG_CORP. You're just an individual. Bend over like the bitch that you are because we have enough money and lawyers to crush any opposition you might present. Have a nice day, and enjoy your limited rights to use $BIG_CORP products.

  79. Re:You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't vouch for Europe. But it looks like reverse engineering is explicitly protected in making originals of copyrighted works and in finding out trade secrets in the US. Check the US Copyright Office and the International Trade Data Sytem.

  80. Would... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Collecting and redistributing EULAs be in fact a violation of the terms of the EULA in the first place? Oh the irony...

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  81. Shifting EULA's? by BishopCMB · · Score: 1

    What sort of thought has been given to the "dynamic EULA" that comes about through the successive installation of various security updates, patches, etc. that come down the pipe so frequently these days? Would you be able to watch your fair use rights get wrung out like a wet towel as you progress from the "release" version of WMPXP through the various "fixes" to whatever form it will take in the future? That's something I'd like to see... especially since the advent of "Automatic Updating" as a feature of XP; most people don't ever encounter the EULA's for the updates that their PCs are installing for them...

    1. Re:Shifting EULA's? by wuHoncho · · Score: 1

      That would require some tricked up language in a EULA that actually shows up in order to fly in court. All you'd have to do to win the case is say that you never saw the EULA, thus never agreed to it, but it was installed anyway. Tough $h!% for the SW company.

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  82. Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..hardly anyone actually *reads* EULAs. I know I tend to just click accept/I agree/yes/whatever. And I know plenty of people who do the same, simply because we'd spend a week trying to decipher the damned things if we actually read them.

    I'm wondering if it can be proven that so many people do this that the concept of EULAs can be invalidated? Especially since with many EULAs, you only see them once, and can't see them again?

    Hmm. Would probably take a good amount of capital and some slick lawyers to get something like that proven. Still, it'd be a great service to humanity. :p

  83. at the bottom it says. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "This disclaimer is not intended to limit the liability of the Commission in contravention of any requirements laid down in applicable national law nor to exclude its liability for matters which may not be excluded under that law."

    The disclamer is unusually clear!!! and states the goals
    an ELUA would have to say
    "our goal is to screw you for as much money as possible" to match that one.

  84. GE-EULA by SysPig · · Score: 1
    1. Re:GE-EULA by Chexsum · · Score: 1

      Nice site, do you go by the name of Linus_OS in IRC at all? ;P

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  85. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  86. Is that supposed to be Spanish? (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo diría que no...

  87. GP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but even sadder when their people are too stupid to write the laws in the first place

  88. A simple summary of every EULA ever printed by Mtgman · · Score: 2

    I think this project is slightly reminiscent of work done at the Maximegalon Instititue for Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Suprisingly Obvious. Let me save you a little work.

    Here, in a nutshell, is the heart of every EULA.

    All your base are belong to us.

    Steven

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  89. A Fine Idea by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

    I think this is a fine idea. I can see many a pleasant evening writing scripts to extract all sorts of correlations. I'd love to see this on the web, and downloadable in one big chunk.

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  90. My EULA... by deander2 · · Score: 2


    All your base are belong to us!

    1. Re:My EULA... by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      That's an M$ EULA, right?

  91. Side effect by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

    One more advantage of this site is that it will allow you to read the EULA of a piece of software you are considering without having to download, buy, or un-shrinkwrap it.

  92. Get a crapload of EULA's by rworne · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hop on Gnutella, Kazaa or your favorite P2P application and search for "eula" or "license.txt".

    You'll get tons of them from people sharing their C: drives to the while world from Windows boxes.

    Using the "Find" utility on this NT box yields EULA's for Acrobat, MS Messenger, MS Chat, NetMeeting NT, Microsoft Internet, Winzip, MS Office, and Internet Explorer.

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  93. By default by unicorn · · Score: 2

    I believe that by default virtually anything that you "create" including things like an EULA are copyrighted, unless that right is specifically waived.

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    1. Re:By default by frunch · · Score: 1

      Not true. In the US at least, you must spefically state your copyright on everything you produce. In fact, we just had a meeting at my company about how we should copyright every document we write.

      However, copyrighting something is as easy as writing "Copyright 1846, Bob" on anything you create.

    2. Re:By default by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That hasn't been true for years, ever since we signed on to the Berne convention. Everything you create is automatically copyrighted unless you explicitly place it in the public domain. It's still a good idea to give notice, so others can't claim innocent infringement, but your copyright exists either way. You have to register your copyright to sue for infringement (and you can't sue for infringement that happened more than one? three? months before you registered).

  94. great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've thought about this myself. What I wanted to do was "color code" each phrase/sentence in the EULA, and come up with some "EULA-description markup language" for it. There would be a different color for each of these categories:

    Redundant text (pink or gray maybe) - anything that repeats copyright law, i.e., "you may not distribute copies"

    Dubious text (red) - anything that attempts to limit your rights further than copyright law, i.e., "you may not use this product to disparage microsoft" .. I call it dubious because this is the stuff that shouldn't be binding unless you've signed a contract.

    Descriptive text (blue) - anything that describes the behavior of the product or the company, i.e., "if multiple versions of this product are detected, we will drop a bomb on your grandmother's house", or "this product will delete the competitor's product upon installation". This isn't really "license"-related, but describes the product.

    Rights-granting text (green) - anything that says you have permission from the copyright holder to do things you're not otherwise allowed to do, i.e., "you may distribute copies verbatim if you include this copyright notice"

    Filler text (light green) - this is junk that you should ignore completely, such as any "summaries" (if the license is binding, it's the LICENSE that's binding, not any summary they may have written for your benefit). This also includes the stuff in the GPL about "freedom", which is nice to know, but not necessary.

    Imagine having each license color-coded like this, you could even view thumbnails of the licenses to see which one was best, showing the different blocks of color at a glance. For instance, the GPL would probably be all "Filler" and "Rights-granting" and you could visually see that it indeed is more "consumer-friendly" (lots of green) than the average microsoft license (lots of red).

    Also note, any license that says "the terms of this license are subject to change" should be treated specially (for instance, all BRIGHT RED), since, for all intents and purposes, it may change *completely* at any time, and could conceivably be 100% Dubious and should be treated as such.

    I'd love to see something like this combined with a database of licenses.

    1. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Also note, any license that says "the terms of this license are subject to change" should be treated specially (for instance, all BRIGHT RED)

      most (if not all) commercial licenses would then be bright red. a simple flag, in addition to the rest of it, would probably be better

      interesting idea, but it assumes that the amount of "damage" or "good" that a clause does is proportional to its length, this could be very misleading.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    2. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by Phexro · · Score: 2

      This idea is interesting, but flawed. All you are measuring is the volume of certain types of text, not their impact.

      I could write a license that explains your right to eat bananas, and a few sentences that give me the right to drain your bank account, elope with your daughter, and reposses your cat.

    3. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by Phexro · · Score: 2

      Whoops. Should have read:

      "I could write a license that explains your right to eat bananas with four paragraphs..."

    4. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

      Perhaps..though if I were looking at a license in this hypothetical database and there was a single sentence in a bright red font, and the rest was some other color, I think I'd read that one first.. so it would highlight the important parts!

    5. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by LionsFate · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea .. Could probably do something like this in the database. Thats what regular expressions are for, anyways.

      Though even if I couldn't do it, I will be making the database exportable in one form or another as well. For anyone else who wants to manipulate the data to gather some other useful piece of information that I may not have considered in my implimentation.

    6. Re:great idea .. here's something I'd like to see by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      The simple way around this is to create a uniformly sized block of colour for each instance of a given type of term.

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      Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
  95. *sigh* by ebbomega · · Score: 2

    All your funny are belong to a year and a half ago!
    Someone set up us the dead horse!
    You have no chance to be funny make your time!

    --
    Karma: Non-Heinous
  96. Taking it off shore by sebmol · · Score: 1

    Such a database could be exempt from US copyright laws if it was operated outside the US. Most European companies, for example, will not allow an EULA to dictate anything (much less anything about its own copyright status).

    sm

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  97. Bad timing by unicorn · · Score: 2

    Last month I was cleaning house, and tossed at least 100 old manuals for computer games. Dating back at least 10 years.

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    "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." P.J. O'Rourke
  98. Quest for the first EULA! by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    IANAL, but if someone were to discover the first EULA used in a piece of commercial software (that still bore some relevance to current EULAs), bought it from the original owner and decided to defend its patent on the EULA, couldn't this company then claim royalties from all other software companies for using EULAs that were "substantially identical"?

    Better still, don't demand royalties, just prohibit anyone from using anything substantially identical to piss them all off ;-)

    1. Re:Quest for the first EULA! by pacc · · Score: 2

      Yup,
      Just to raise havoc - don't publish the EULA's to chanllenge copyrights, just use it to scan for companies that cut-and-paste someone elses EULA and tip them off to raise havoc for averyone that uses them...

  99. New EULA by randomErr · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    New revised and shortened EULAs of the future:

    Section 1:
    You opened the package. We 0wnz y0ur 4ss, 4nd y0 M4mm4's 2.

    Section 2:
    See Section 1

    --
    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
  100. The Ultimate EULA by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2


    In case there is any doubt about where things are going, here is the Ultimate EULA:

    You agree that I can do anything I like, and that you have no power whatsoever.

    You agree to say only good things about me.


    (I once knew a 3-year-old who said things like this.)

  101. translation? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    You can't do it; an English translation of the EULA would clearly be a circumvention device. Illegal under the DMCA of course.

    1. Re:translation? by EverDense · · Score: 1

      An analytical aptitude (with or without a cynical attitude) constitute a circumvention device?

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      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    2. Re:translation? by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      OMG!! you've talked about circuventing devices!!! that's a min. 5 years in jail under the DMCA2, OMG!! I talked about the DMCA! That's a $500,000 fine! LMAO!! honestly, what ISN'T against the DMCA!! Reece :)

  102. Nintendo EULA? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Unless they've changed something with the GameCube that I don't know about (I don't have one yet), there are no licensing agreements for the end-users of Nintendo hardware or Nintendo-licensed software. There's a warning in the back of instruction manuals of recent games against copying, but that's all it is: a warning. Heck, we're talking about a company that has historically relied on nothing more than physical incompatibilities bewteen regional consoles (number of pins in NES vs. Famicom, plastic tabs in cartridge slots of SNES, N64, etc.) to separate their markets.

    If you want to talk about SDK user and/or game liscencing and such, I can almost guarantee you that those licenses have mellowed dramatically over the years (from "Thou Shalt Not Release Games on non-Nintendo Systems for 4 Years" through a number of lawsuits to "Hey, we're just glad you're coding for our console").

    1. Re:Nintendo EULA? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Unless they've changed something with the GameCube that I don't know about (I don't have one yet), there are no licensing agreements for the end-users of Nintendo hardware or Nintendo-licensed software.

      Indeed, no console game has an End User License Agreement because such games aren't "licensed" to the user. Without any place to install such software (such as a hard drive) there's no need for licensing or serial numbers to prevent a user from installing the Super Mario Bros. on multiple NES consoles, for example.

      Of course, standard copyright protections still apply (hence the warning in the manual).

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    2. Re:Nintendo EULA? by almightyjustin · · Score: 1

      This isn't exactly accurate. While the reasons cited may be of use in invalidating console game EULAs, they certainly exist. I have noticed in particular that Nintendo cartridge games (GB and N64) prohibit making backup copies with ROM dumpers, saying that backups are "unnecessary". Guess they've never witnessed the abuse that consoles get put through. ;)

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      Omnes arx vestrum sunt adiuncta nobis.

    3. Re:Nintendo EULA? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      I have noticed in particular that Nintendo cartridge games (GB and N64) prohibit making backup copies with ROM dumpers, saying that backups are "unnecessary". Guess they've never witnessed the abuse that consoles get put through. ;)

      Hmm, I think that's a slightly iffy use of the term EULA by Nintendo. By that same use of the term, one could say a customer has a single-user license to play a CD - for example. I suppose in this age of ROM dumps and mp3 files, the association has a bit of accuracy to it. But since one doesn't "agree" to any terms of use (through the use of an "I Agree" button or some other method of signing a contract) perhaps we should just call them "End User Licenses" (EUL) without the "Agreement" part of it...

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    4. Re:Nintendo EULA? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2
      "Nintendo cartridge games (GB and N64) prohibit making backup copies with ROM dumpers, saying that backups are "unnecessary"."

      Um, that's so far from a EULA that it's not even funny. Here's a typical warning thingie from the back of the instruction manual of Pokemon Stadium 2:
      WARNING: Copying of any Nintendo game is illegal and is strictly prohibited by domestic and international copyright laws. "Back-up" or "archival copies are not authorized and are not necessary to protect your software. Violators will be prosecuted.
      There's nothing there saying anything along the lines of "By running this software you agree to..." The warning continues on with the usual "unauthorized copying devices void your warranty" stuff.

      The next paragraph after this is more interesting, though:
      The contents of this notice do not interfere with your statutory rights.
      While the rest of the warning does very well in intimidating those people who don't know what the phrase "Title 9" refers to, this line right there essentially guarantees you all the fair use rights you can shake a stick at (including archival copying).

      The closest thing to a EULA in all this is the next paragraph:
      The rental of this game without permission of Nintendo or its licensees is strictly prohibited
      . This doesn't effect the end users and, while IANAL, I don't think this statement has a legal leg to stand on (I don't recall the details of the lawsuit Nintendo brought against rental places in the late 80's).

      "Guess they've never witnessed the abuse that consoles get put through. ;)"

      With a reasonable amount of care (ie. common sense) cartridge-based consoles and games last a heck of a lot longer than many PC parts I can think of. While the HDD on this computer dating from the late 90's is dying and racking up the bad clusters, my copy of The Legend of Zelda is old enough to drive (God I feel old...) and loads just fine, with the battery pak still holding data using the original (!) lithium battery. How CD- and DVD-based consoles (with their moving parts) fare remains to be seen...
  103. Performance Benchmarking Restriction by mojorisin67_71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to folklore in the database world,
    Oracle was the first to have the restriction
    for publishing performance data.
    This is documented in here

  104. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You live on the edge. But maybe you should. . .

    Come to New Orleans sometime. When everyone is around, everyone runs the light. The cops won't stop you because they're too busy

    1. Being corrupted

    2. Getting hummers from crack hookers off of Annunciation.

    3. Beating up some hippie down on Frenchman

    4. Eating a gravy po-boy off of St. Claude

    But whatever the cops may be up to, everyone wrecks, crashes, decays.

  105. sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but did you not read the EULA for using/reading EULAs?

    Better have a good lawyer! They are coming for you.

  106. SlashDot Journal EULA by Linuxthess · · Score: 1
    Linuxthess's /. Journal entry EULA

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    I sig, therefore I was.
  107. Great idea, but.. by unorthod0x · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Y(ou)ANAL

  108. I want to see the secret DVD EULA by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No, I don't mean the contract between DVD player manufacturers and DVDCCA, although that would be interesting as well.

    I mean the license for the DVD consumer. The contract between MPAA and you.

    There must be one. You see, under DMCA, you are violating the law every time you play a CSS-protected DVD, unless you have authorization to bypass the technological device that restricts access. If you have authorization, then bypassing wasn't circumvention. If you don't have authorization, then bypassing was circumvention.

    And there is only one possible way that you can have this authorization: if you got it from them, somehow.

    You either you got permission from them, and playing the DVD is legal, or you didn't, or you're a DMCA criminal.

    Since MPAA attacked DeCSS, we can infer that this authorization is conditional; it doesn't just come with buying the DVD. They don't just say, "Anyone who buys our DVD may watch it." We know it's not that simple. But what the actual conditions are, or any other aspects of this deal is, remain highly mysterious. It might be that people with dark skin are not allowed to watch DVD. Or it may just have descriptions of the type of equipment that you're allowed to play it on, or something like that. Who knows?

    The only way to know, is to see the text of the license that states under what conditions the end user is authorized to bypass the access control.

    Whatever this license is, it's an interesting one, like the GPL, in that it actually grants you a power that you would otherwise not have (permission to watch the DVD, which would otherwise by prohibited by DMCA), in exchange for taking away other rights. Just as you can't redistribute a GPL program (a power you ordinarily wouldn't have) without either violating copyright law or agreeing to the GPL's terms, you can't watch a DVD without either violating the DMCA law or agreeing to the mystery license.

    I think the license must remain secret, because if it were disclosed, it would be blatant evidence of product-tying and trigger Antitrust action. Of course, you shouldn't speak too loudly about the contract possibly having illegal terms in it, because if it's an illegal contract, then it's an invalid contract, and then you don't have authorization to watch DVDs. So if you want to watch the movie, shut your mouth.

    To watch DVDs, we must be resigned to having agreed to a secret contract we'll never get to see the terms of. Does MPAA own your house? Are you sure?

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    1. Re:I want to see the secret DVD EULA by rmohr02 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Too complicated, try this:

      You do not have the right to do anything to this DVD except to read the back and use the shiny part of the disc as a mirror. If you exceed these rights, then you forfeit the use of the shiny part of the disc as a mirror.

  109. GPL by sysop0130 · · Score: 0

    http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html

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  110. I think its a good idea by squirrel_mop · · Score: 1
    I think its a good idea, you deserve a milkbone.

    The only problem I can see is getting the exact dates the EULAs where made, as sometimes they are changed or for websites its sometimes unclear.

    Good Luck!

  111. Re:Some can't be disclosed.. by Danse · · Score: 1

    For example, Alltel (though maybe then they were Aliant) would not permit me to retain a copy of the EULA for ADSL service to which I had to agree. Not even a photocopy post-signature.

    I'm pretty sure that's not legal. If you've signed a contract, you should have a copy of the terms that you agreed to. That's just common sense. You should have asked a lawyer about that.

    --
    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  112. Make List of Typos Too by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

    I was just going through a minor program's EULA, and found a funny typo. You know how EULAs have a limited warranty that doesn't warrant anything beyond the physical media? The warranty doesn't ensure "merchantability or fitness for a specific task" or such.

    This one doesn't cover "merchant ability or fitness for a particular purpose...." So the warranty does not cover the ability of the MERCHANT to actually anything, or be fit to do anything. What a riot.

  113. I want to know... by Arandir · · Score: 2

    I want to know which EULA first said "by using this software you agree to...".

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  114. Best EULA ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the documentation and software included in the 4.4BSD and 4.4BSD-Lite
    Releases is copyrighted by The Regents of the University of California.

    Copyright 1979, 1980, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994
    The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.

    Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
    modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
    are met:
    1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
    notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
    2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
    notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
    documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
    3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software
    must display the following acknowledgement:
    This product includes software developed by the University of
    California, Berkeley and its contributors.
    4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
    may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
    without specific prior written permission.

    THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
    ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
    IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
    ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
    FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
    DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
    OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
    HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
    LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
    OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
    SUCH DAMAGE.

    The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers and the American
    National Standards Committee X3, on Information Processing Systems have
    given us permission to reprint portions of their documentation.

    In the following statement, the phrase ``this text'' refers to portions
    of the system documentation.

    Portions of this text are reprinted and reproduced in electronic form in
    the second BSD Networking Software Release, from IEEE Std 1003.1-1988, IEEE
    Standard Portable Operating System Interface for Computer Environments
    (POSIX), copyright C 1988 by the Institute of Electrical and Electronics
    Engineers, Inc. In the event of any discrepancy between these versions
    and the original IEEE Standard, the original IEEE Standard is the referee
    document.

    In the following statement, the phrase ``This material'' refers to portions
    of the system documentation.

    This material is reproduced with permission from American National
    Standards Committee X3, on Information Processing Systems. Computer and
    Business Equipment Manufacturers Association (CBEMA), 311 First St., NW,
    Suite 500, Washington, DC 20001-2178. The developmental work of
    Programming Language C was completed by the X3J11 Technical Committee.

    The views and conclusions contained in the software and documentation are
    those of the authors and should not be interpreted as representing official
    policies, either expressed or implied, of the Regents of the University
    of California.

    NOTE: The copyright of UC Berkeley's Berkeley Software Distribution ("BSD")
    source has been updated. The copyright addendum may be found at
    ftp://ftp.cs.berkeley.edu/pub/4bsd/README.Impt .Lic ense.Change and is
    included below.

    July 22, 1999

    To All Licensees, Distributors of Any Version of BSD:

    As you know, certain of the Berkeley Software Distribution ("BSD") source
    code files require that further distributions of products containing all or
    portions of the software, acknowledge within their advertising materials
    that such products contain software developed by UC Berkeley and its
    contributors.

    Specifically, the provision reads:

    " * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software
    * must display the following acknowledgement:
    * This product includes software developed by the University of
    * California, Berkeley and its contributors."

    Effective immediately, licensees and distributors are no longer required to
    include the acknowledgement within advertising materials. Accordingly, the
    foregoing paragraph of those BSD Unix files containing it is hereby deleted
    in its entirety.

    William Hoskins
    Director, Office of Technology Licensing
    University of California, Berkeley

  115. MOD PARENT UP UP UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because he's right.

  116. Look at creative commons by smiff · · Score: 2
    Those are almost all good ideas (highlighting the whole license red when the terms allow changes is a bad idea). You could further enhance this plan by copying an idea from Creative Commons. They use five symbols to represent different characteristics of a license.

    You could apply a similar system to ordinary EULAs. If the license grants you new rights, use a picture of lady liberty. If the license restricts you more than copyright alone, use a picture of lady liberty in hand cuffs. If the license allows spying, use a picture of someone in the shower as seen through binoculars. If the license allows the copyright holder to change the terms, use a picture of the devil holding up the contract.

  117. And it took them 70,000... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6,000 pages in 18 different languages/countries.

    6,000 pages is about the average length of a Microsoft ELUA.

  118. He speaks heartfelt.... by Snaller · · Score: 2

    >Perhaps because you don't want to download all
    >the software just to discover that you can't
    >accept the EULA terms?
    Yeah, it must be a real bother downloading a lot of software and then finding you can't accept the EULA ;)

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    1. Re:He speaks heartfelt.... by Fesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about this... Perhaps you don't want to buy the software, take it home, open the box, find out you can't accept the EULA, and then discover on attempting to return it that you can't get your money back either? I think this concept is interesting because it opens up another front that software companies will need to compete on (at least for users who know enough to check the site first). After all, one of the most evil bits about EULAs in my opinion is that they don't let you see it until it's too late to decide whether or not to spend the money.

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      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
    2. Re:He speaks heartfelt.... by aufait · · Score: 4, Informative
      Perhaps you don't want to buy the software, take it home, open the box, find out you can't accept the EULA, and then discover on attempting to return it that you can't get your money back either?

      I tried this 2 to 3 weeks ago. I bought a copy of MS Money from Staples, took it home, started the installation since there was no paper copy of the EULA till I got to the EULA, printed out the EULA, and took it back for a refund.

      I fully expected to get the runaround. The store saying they don't give refunds while MS tells me to take it back to the store. To my surprise, I managed to talk the manager into giving me a refund. (That makes me 3 for 3 on obtaining refunds on opened software. The first two had nothing to do with EULA issues.)

      The turning point was the printed EULA. The text on the box said "return for a refund" without specifing where or how to do the return. However, the EULA said "return to the place of purchase for a refund".

      I had highlighted the "magic phrase" and pointed out that they were authorized resellers of MS software and asked why they weren't honoring the EULA. At that point, the manager made a copy of that page of the EULA and gave me a cash refund.

      An interesting sidenote. Money actually installed all the software before showing the EULA. I had to finesse the question: "Did you install the software?" I answered: "I went as far as I had to until I was able to read the EULA".

      I am convinced, although I have no proof, based on my conversations with managers when obtaining refunds on software, that MS not only knows, but requires, stores to have the "no refund" policy.

      --
      I feel like picking a fight with everyone who thinks they are right. - Rainmakers
  119. Just for the heck of it. by ComSon0 · · Score: 1

    If someone gives me (at work) a machine that already has all software installed, hence I didn't read any EULAs, does it mean that I "agree" with them?

    I'm a sysadmin and we use linux...I'm just curious.

  120. Borland's C++ 3.1 and 4.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't have the actual licenses, but I remember a serious controversy when Borland came out with several restrictions for their C++ compilers. You could not compile and distribute any programs that would compete with any Borland product. Precious.

    See this DDJ article about this:
    http://www.ddj.com/documents/s=1006/ddj9453 c/9453c .htm

  121. Snail mail? by dilger · · Score: 1

    I have some old EULAs from software that's been lying around for years ... the kind where you had to tear through a sticker to get to the diskettes. But I don't have the spare time to key them in for email. Would you like photocopies snail-mailed somewhere?

    cbd.

  122. What about... by charlie763 · · Score: 1

    all the EULA's that are copywritten? I bet there is at least one EULA that forbids copying of itself.

    Just some food for thought. Start eating...

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    Welcome to the land of the free...pay toll ahead...no photography...please open your bag...
  123. Re:Some can't be disclosed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Alltel (though maybe then they were Aliant) would not permit me to retain a copy of the EULA for ADSL service to which I had to agree. Not even a photocopy post-signature.
    It would be very amusing to sit through a trial in which they were trying to enforce that agreement.
  124. You Sick Sick puppy by zak+mchacken!! · · Score: 0

    Get a life

  125. Re:...AND the challenge to the code (c) doesn't ap by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
    Contracts are allowed to be secret. Making a few extra copies of one you have signed or are considering might be fair use. But putting the full text of one in a database and publishing the database almost certainly isn't.
    I could see that logic being applied to a negotiated contract; Company X may not want Company Y to know what Company Z's terms are. But EULA's are boiler plate and distributed to anyone who buys the software. They're not exactly secret, and I could be considering accepting the EULA for almost any software product at anytime.

    That's not the issue.

    The issue is that the other party owns the right to copy the document, and to license that right to others in the way that, in their opinion, will maximize their return (or otherwise do things to advance their interests). It's THEIRS. They OWN it. YOU can only use it (beyond "fair use") if you BUY the right from them, and only to the extent that they voluntarily licensed you.

    Now maybe you're a competitor writing your own ELUA who doesn't want to spend the money on lawyers to craft one for you, but instead intend to take advantage of the text THEY paid THEIR lawyers to write - and then to litigate and set precedent with. Or maybe such people will read the data base and do the same. Or maybe you'll publish articles holding it up for ridicule and copy the WHOLE THING as a sidebar. Doesn't matter. It's theirs. If they don't want you to do something with it that, in THEIR opinion, hurts them (or doesn't help them enough, or doesn't fit their business model), tough luck.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  126. Hmm... no copy/paste support. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone noticed that several of the latest Microsoft EULA panels (Windows Updates specifically) don't offer any mechanism to copy, print, or other expand the EULA so it can easily be read, stored for later reference or reviewed by the legal staff?

    Just how binding is an agreement that I can't store outside of the software. What if a vendor decides in an upgrade that I need a new EULA? Since I had no mechanism to store it, what's to prevent a switch during an online update?

    Is this just an MS practice or have others started making it hard to read or store the EULA outside the application?

    On another note, is Microsoft the only putting strange, seemingly unrelated, limitations in the EULA. For example, accepting their Windows 2000 Critical Updates user agreement, binds the user not to publish .NET benchmarks without prior written approval from Microsoft.

    Stph

  127. I am a subject line troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please see the subject line.

  128. Nuh-uh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No text.

    ^^^^^^^^^ That's text, dude! Right there!

    1. Re:Nuh-uh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't want to put any text! But it wouldn't let me not put any text. So I put no text! But I suck.

    2. Re:Nuh-uh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want to write a message, the easiest way is don't hit reply.

  129. he explained his reasons..... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2

    he said it is not to create a place so we can all read those things we have ignored.
    the intention is to mark the evolution of the EULA and see where certain key things started to pop in (like reverse engineering).
    as for the legal side or compiling them, i don't know. i don't remember ever readin far enough into one to got to something like that. oops.

  130. You don't have to read the EULA in context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most times the EULA is a license.txt file or you can find it in one of the other files.

    Check out cexx.org if you haven't already. They at one point had a movement to replace the EULA of any currently installing software with one of your own so that you would not have to read/agree to the restrictive vendor EULA. The site has some other great resources as well.

    For all the legal good that it does me, I get my dog to click on the accept button when I am installing software on my computer :)

  131. Collection EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By reading this you agree not to copy, reproduce, or collect this agreement in any form. Please read to accept.

  132. EULADB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an idea for you.

    Create a EulaDB site, similar to cddb.com, where you can look up an application and get the license agreement, plus a summary of what it means in plain english, plus whatever other information/commentary you might want to attach.

    You could publish an API/xml format that applications could use to do automatic lookups by name, or even better, by checksum value. So once you've downloaded a new piece of software, you would generate a checksum/md5 from the setup.exe or rpm package or tarball etc for the piece of software you are installing and do a lookup on euladb.com. That way you could read the eula description before you even launched the installer for the first time.

    Eventually you could make this into an installer-type front end. You run it before the install, it looks up the checksums and shows you the eula and associated commentary. If the eula is not in the database, the user can submit it by cutting & pasting the eula text, along with any commentary, when they install the software.

  133. No EULA for NES by llzackll · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't remember NES games having an agreement.. Basically it said you may not copy this illegaly.

  134. best EULA by eddeye · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bloodthirsty License Agreement

    This is where the bloodthirsty license agreement is supposed to go,
    explaining that Interactive Easyflow is a copyrighted package licensed
    for use by a single person, and sternly warning you not to pirate
    copies of it and explaining, in detail, the gory consequences if you
    do.

    We know that you are an honest person, and are not going to go around
    pirating copies of Interactive Easyflow; this is just as well with us
    since we worked hard to perfect it and selling copies of it is our only
    method of making anything out of all the hard work.

    If, on the other hand, you are one of those few people who do go around
    pirating copies of software you probably aren't going to pay much
    attention to a license agreement, bloodthirsty or not. Just keep your
    doors locked and look out for the HavenTree attack shark.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
  135. Re:fsck eula's. fsck laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I only respect people"

    and apparently traffic cameras...

  136. Sorry my EULA states I cannot give out the details by CitznFish · · Score: 1

    Sorry my EULA states I cannot give out the details of my EULA. I may have broken the law just talking about this. I'll have my lawyers check into this...

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    'mmmmmmmmm.... forbidden donut'
  137. OK, coming out of the closet...! by Bill+Privatus · · Score: 1
    I *do* read EULA's, unless re-installing from the same package --- and furthermore, I nearly always save off a copy (text, or image if the dern thing won't let me copy from its dialog box!)if it's "notable". I've also been interested in EULA's (or "licenses"), especially where the vendor mentions changing it, and posting it to a web site, without notifying users. I simply have never gone back and compared such :-/

    I'll try to find time this week to scan my hard drives for all 'license' and 'EULA' files. I have files dating waaay back to windoze 3.x when these things first started popping up. Question is, did they ever get "retired"???

    This is a good idea, if done right it's a great idea. If it turns out to be "bitten off more than could be chewed" then perhaps it'll inspire someone else.

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    Redundancy is good; triple redundancy is twice as good! - Me.
  138. Re: No Warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not unlike the GPL except for the don't distribute/copy bit!

  139. Ancient UNIX by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Heh. One of the first things printed on the console by many early unices in the PDP-11 era was "RESTRICTED RIGHTS". This goes back a lot further than one thinks.

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    Washington, DC: It's like Hollywood for ugly people.

  140. Re:fsck eula's. fsck laws. by anarchima · · Score: 1

    >I just go ahead (if there is no cam watching me).

    ah yes, a true anarchist....

  141. tvt by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    merged with island records
    then time warner

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  142. Re:You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EUL by kasperd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Could you post a link to the source of that information?

    Here is a link to Chapter 2 in the Danish law on copyright. Paragraph 36 and 37 are interesting. Obviously this is written in Danish, it would be interesting with links to similar laws in other European countries.

    I'll try to explain to the best of my abilities what this law says:

    Paragraph 36 says that if you have the right to use a program, you may also fix bugs, make backupcopies, and run the program to see how it works. Stk 4 says you cannot give up these rights by agreement.

    Paragraph 37 says you may make copies and translations of a program if this is necesarry to get the information needed to achieve interoprability between software you develop and other software. Point 1 says it may be done by the licensee or people working for the licensee. Point 2 says it may only be done if the necesary information is not easily available in other ways. Point 3 says you may only translate parts necesarry to achieve the needed information. Stk 2 says the information may not be used for other pusposes than achieving interoprability. Stk 3 says the rights cannot be given up by agreement.

    --

    Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  143. You need some pussy... by irishkev · · Score: 1

    bad.

  144. watch out for copyright issues... :) heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    watch out for copyright issues... :) heh

  145. Re:...AND the challenge to the code (c) doesn't ap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He can freely analyse a copyright work for academic study, an he not? It's not like the EULAs themselves are going to be republished... or are they?

  146. Here's a really bad one by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    [the product] is sold upon the condition that it shall not be re-sold to or by any unauthorized dealer or used for duplication, and that it shall not be sold, or offered for sale, by the original, or any subsequent purchaser (except by an authorized jobber or factor to an authorized retail dealer) for less than [price] in the united states, nor in other countries for less than the price given in the current [manufacturer] catalogues of the country in which it is sold. Upon any breach of said condition, the license to use and vend this [product], implied from such sale, immediately terminates.

    That's off a 1900 Edison blue amberol cylinder record.

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    try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
  147. The evolution of the EULA by guttentag · · Score: 2
    It would be interesting to grab a nice sample of EULAs across the last 2 decades to see what has changed, if anything.
    It's really very simple.

    All your base are belong to us
    became
    You must read and agree to the following End User License Agreement or you will be shut out of society forever:
    __ ____ __ . ___ __
    __ . ____ __ __ __
    . ___ __ ___ _ ______
    <I AGREE> <i'm a loser>
    The corporations exchanged their Japanese-speaking lawyers for Braille-speaking lawyers. Studies have shown that this leads to fewer "incidents" among uncooperative consumers.

    (Note: I attempted to recreate the actual legibility of the modern EULA with colons, periods and spaces, but the lameness filter quickly identified it as "junk..." hmm...)

  148. EULAs by unFKNreal · · Score: 1

    "It would be interesting to grab a nice sample of EULAs across the last 2 decades to see what has changed, if anything."

    Glad to see i'm not the only one who's never bothered to read one :)

  149. Great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I had heard about the case the litigant expressed doubt he could actually win, but was pursuing the case in the interest of raising public awareness. It's nice to see at least one court is still able to use common sense.

  150. Win 2k & Office EULAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the EULAs for windows 2000 and office can be found (at least on my machine), in c:\WINNT\system32\eula.txt and c:\program files\Microsoft Office\Office\oemeula.txt respectivly

  151. Re:...AND the challenge to the code (c) doesn't ap by neight9 · · Score: 1

    Now maybe you're a competitor writing your own ELUA[sic] who doesn't want to spend the money on lawyers to craft one for you, but instead intend to take advantage of the text THEY paid THEIR lawyers to write

    If they wanted to do this, they could simply buy the competitor's software, and read the EULA. They don't need to get it from a database simply to be able to read it. If this company were then to copy the EULA, that would be wrong, much like copying a book in a library and publishing it as your own is wrong.
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    ceci n'est pas une sig.
  152. Re:You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EUL by Shimbo · · Score: 2

    It's widely available. Here, for example. Other jurisdictionshave adopted it as a model.

  153. Pedigree chart by Captoo · · Score: 1

    I think it would be interesting to run a program on this database that identifies common phrases. Then you could create a map showing the relationships between the different EULAs. You could easily identify which companies are borrowing language from other companies. You could also show where certain concepts originated.

  154. Re: Veeck v. SBCCI by IP,+Daily · · Score: 1

    That's nice, but a EULA is not "the law", it's an agreement between parties.

  155. I got a rare one... by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

    I'll submit my Sega Saturn EULA!... Unless the other Saturn owner has already submitted?

    OT bit: WTF can I find a decent Saturn emulator? If that machine and it's software aren't abandonware, I'll install XP!

    Ali

  156. You forgot to add... by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

    Your box will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!

    Yours,

    $BIG_CORP

  157. Pet Peeve - EULA Window Size by dgmartin98 · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever notice that some EULAs are presented in a non-resizable window about 3" wide and 2" high ??

    How am I supposed to read the equivalent of two 8.5"x11" sheets of typewritten text in that size of a window?

    Madness. I think it's to persuade you into NOT reading the EULA, but agreeing anyways.

    Personnally, when I see that kind of EULA window, I click in the text, hit CTRL-A (select all), CTRL-C, and then paste it into a blank Notepad document. Then it's much easier to read and resize.

    On a related note, maybe the SlashCode programmers can increase the size of the window I'm typing in now. It's about the same size as the EULA window

    /Dave

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    FPGA, Wireless, ASIC, Verilog, VHDL, HW, 10yr exp, Team Lead, Ottawa (More? Email above. slashdotusername=dgmartin98 )
  158. Re:You can reverse engineer, regardless of the EUL by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    Provided you live somewhere civilised, of course, like Europe for example.

    Yes, for awhile at least. But when the US passes some sort of draconian IP legislation, the EU quickly scrambles to propose a similar document for passage. Very soon Europe will have it's own DMCA (if it hasn't passed already, I haven't been checking on the progress of it). This is why I find the occasional catcalls of "you silly Americans and your silly laws, I'm glad I live in Canada/Europe/etc where we aren't bothered by that" to be somewhat shortsighted. Bad IP laws spread. Sure, maybe China and Russia might not have them (yet), but things change.