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  1. EM waves = EM waves on Magnets To Replace Bluetooth? · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between this and other forms of EM transmission?

  2. Why there's no client on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason they made a linux dedicated server but no linux client is twofold:

    1: The dedicated server is simpler and easier to port because most of the source remains unchanged and you don't have to fuss with OS-specific API's and graphics libraries beyond the very rudimentary GUI

    2: Linux is sucessful in the realm of servers, but is not yet a mainstream primary desktop operating system. Sure, maybe there are 10% as many linux desktop installs as windows, but the vast majority of those linux users also have a windows partition or another computer running windows, therefore it's not worth porting the client to take advantage of an extra 1% of market space.

  3. Excellent on Virtual Mailing List Managers? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am certainly looking forward to having Natalie Portman lick hot grits off of my penis.

  4. Re:Escape Velocity * on Game Innovators Pick Their Favorite Titles · · Score: 1

    Sure, Elite sort of got the ball rolling, but Escape Velocity perfected the formula. It's kind of like the relation between the original Warcraft and Starcraft, or between Wolfenstein 3D and Counter-Strike.

  5. Re:*BSD is living on Announcing GNOME 2.4.0 for FreeBSD · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    6.75in length x 1.6in diameter is above average, especially among slashdot trolls.

  6. *BSD is living on Announcing GNOME 2.4.0 for FreeBSD · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    *BSD is perfectly alive and well. Why else would the developers of GNOME bother to make a new version for it? You trolls can suck my big fat cock.

  7. Escape Velocity * on Game Innovators Pick Their Favorite Titles · · Score: 1

    Escape Velocity takes the cake for the best open-ended gameplay ever and the seamless integration of strategy, action/adventure, and RPG elements.

  8. But how accurate is it? on Nanothermometer Withstands Heat · · Score: 1

    I'm sick of CPU thermal diodes that are only accurate to +/- 10 degrees C

  9. movies are too slow on The Quest For Frames Per Second In Games · · Score: 1

    The well trained FPS player can practically see the individual frames in a standard 24fps movie. It's just too slow.

  10. Software patents weren't be so bad... on Protests Delay European Software Patent Vote · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...If they weren't so often given to people for doing the equivalent of being the first cave man to crack open a coconut with a sharp rock. Any company that tries to patent something like "1-click buying" should be sent a present from the unibomber.

  11. Re:In case of slashdotting on MIZI takes on Microsoft with 3G Smartphone Linux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, your lame attempt at karma whoring by immediately copy/pasting the article text into a comment is not working. Try something more creative next time. YOU FAIL IT!

  12. w00t!!! on MIZI takes on Microsoft with 3G Smartphone Linux · · Score: 0

    They run linux, they have wireless communications... It's only a matter of time before someone makes a beowulf cluster of them!! Imagine a closetfull of these in a beowulf cluster!!!

  13. Re:Loser pays on SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies · · Score: 1

    how can it be redundant if I was the first one to mention it in the comments of this article?

  14. Loser pays on SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everybody knows SCO will lose all those cases if they actually go to court, but SCO is just trying to scare some companies into avoiding legal fees by paying up. The only way to avoid that kind of legal blackmail is to make the initiator of the lawsuit pay all the defendant's legal expenses if the lawsuit is found to be frivolous.

  15. Re:Use CSS fonts, but don't specify points/pixels on Large Print Graphics for Older Eyes? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You forget that 80% of computer users (and 99% of elderly computer users) don't even know how to change the text size in their browser. Hell, a lot of them don't even know how to set their homepage.

    Cardinal rule of commercial website design:
    Don't assume the users know jack shit, because the majority of them won't.

  16. Re:Important to note... on Edinburgh Games Festival - FightBox, Fable, More.. · · Score: -1, Troll
  17. Re:11 Parts? on On Videogame Journalism · · Score: 1

    Yes, for example, most trolls don't even read the headline before they go in for the GNAA first post!! You should be commended for your patience in reading BOTH the headline of the article AND *gasp* the headline of the first post!!

  18. Re:Meet my pals Guido and Tony... Mu??~u??~u??u??^ on How Would You Design the Voting Technology? · · Score: 1

    There is no way in hell online anonymous voting can EVER be done securely.

  19. Re:XviD on Divx Now Adware Supported Only · · Score: 1

    that's what decent googling skills are for. It took me under a minute to find the top 3 XviD binaries.

  20. Re:mod parent up on Divx Now Adware Supported Only · · Score: 1

    open sores?? As in GNU/Syphilis?

  21. anything can be hacked on How Would You Design the Voting Technology? · · Score: 1

    hmm... good busines model 1.) hack the online voting system 2.) ??? Something obvious 3.) Profit! no, seriously, since any software will be hacked sooner or later, the only way to maintain online voting security is to link each vote to a name and SSN, then make sure no one voted twice and nobody who's dead or doesn't exist voted, then send snail mail confirmation letters (with a hotline to call or something) to every voter to make sure they didn't just stay home on voting day and get voted by some hacker

  22. Re:THE TROLL TO END ALL TROLLS on New Xbox, PS2 Budget Titles Announced · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    test: Natalie Portman's hot grits

  23. GNAA Acquisition of Cowboyneal's Love Life on Gaim Speaks Out on MSN Ban · · Score: -1, Troll
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  24. THE TROLL TO END ALL TROLLS on New Xbox, PS2 Budget Titles Announced · · Score: -1, Troll

    1.) In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of Natalie Portman's feeds CowbooyNeal's parrot after helping the GAY NIGGER ASSOCIAION OF AMERICA probe Jon Katz's supple, supple ass while shouting "ALL YOUR SHIT ARE BELONG TO MY WANG, BITCH!!" 2.) When reached for comment, Jon Katz admitted that he enjoyed it. 3.) ??? 4.) ALL YOUR TROLL ARE BELONG TO US!

  25. CowboyNeal's love life is DEAD! on New Xbox, PS2 Budget Titles Announced · · Score: -1, Troll

    CowboyNeal's Dating Statistics How many girlfriends CowboyNeal has ever had: 0 How many dates CowboyNeal has ever been on: 0 How many times CowboyNeal has been kissed by a girl: 0 How many times CowboyNeal has been hugged by a girl: 0 How many times CowboyNeal has ever held a girl's hand: 0 How many times a girl has ever asked CowboyNeal to sit with her at school: 0 How many times a girl has ever asked CowboyNeal to sit with her at work: 0 How many times a girl has ever asked CowboyNeal to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0 How many times a girl has ever asked CowboyNeal to sit with her at all: 0 How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to CowboyNeal: 0 How many times a girl has ever smiled at CowboyNeal: 0 How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with CowboyNeal: 0 How many girls probably even care: 0 *Note: If you ever see CowboyNeal at a restaraunt, or work or on the street, and you're moved to actually do something, ask him to sit with you. Otherwise, CowboyNeal will just be sitting alone. CowboyNeal needs your sympathy, but he'll be perfectly happy to settle for pity. In fact, compared to CowboyNeal's love life, *BSD is immortal!