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  1. Slashdot Trolls on Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver' · · Score: -1

    they're all a bunch of 13 year old pussies, trolling and packetting away on momma's brand new computer. "come on fagface, it's time for bed." "aww come on momma, i wanna troll slashdot and be a stupid little shitbag" "well ok" "thanks momma, oh and momma can we get a cable modem so i can waste my bandwidth trolling on slashdot and sucking penis?" "ok sweetie" "thanks momma, i'm a dork"

    first leave Kathryn Thurber alone post

    GaylordFucker (n.): one who is wise, smart, talented and any other form of word related to an appraisal

  2. why don't you tell them you're Lebanese? on Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver' · · Score: -1

    you stupid sand nigger.. i hope you get hit by a truck and land in a pile of manure... then have sex with your mother

  3. Re:flap, flap, flap on Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver' · · Score: -1

    the part about where he had sex with your mother.. i think

  4. Re:oh yeah on Apache 2.0 vs. IIS · · Score: -1

    it's Netcraft you moron

  5. hey asshole on Microsoft Settlement For Private Suits Rejected · · Score: -1

    why don't you ask Kathryn Thurber

    it's true.. i am Kathryn Thurber

  6. ROTFLMFAOLOLBRBAFAIKBBLYHBTHAND on Northern Light Technology Makes Deal WIth C.I.A. · · Score: -1

    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Be Right Back As Far As I Know Be Back Later You Have Been Trolled Have A Nice Day

    Slashdot Trolls = that grimy shit in my toilet

  7. TRoLLaXoR learned his lesson on Samba Turns 10 · · Score: -1

    that being a filthy, retarded slashdot troll doesn't pay off... congratulations on turning 15

  8. your sig on Samba Turns 10 · · Score: -1

    hmm... so in reality to us Americans that should be

    1.78123 cents

    per the current exchange rate:

    1 EUR = 0.890613 USD 1 USD = 1.12282 EUR

  9. why are you such a fucking loser? on Satire Wire's New Spam Poets Crowned · · Score: -1

    i ought to take a dildo and shove it so hard up your ass till the fucking things sticks out your mouth... you are a 13 year old shitbag.. thank you

  10. i ought to stick a dildo up your ass on Cornell University Sues Hewlett Packard · · Score: -1

    you pathetic monkey shit eating cunt lick feces dork fuck fag nut sack lick pussy ass blatant cock mongler

  11. Re:three words on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    hey you fucking waste of life... where's the results of your stupid gay awards ceremony? you are such a pathetic loser... someone ought to shit on you

  12. ITALICS YOU MORON!!! on Magnetic Space Launches · · Score: -1

    always with you ChrisD!!!!! well i'm going to the Linux World Expo, Jan 29 - Feb 1, when i see your ass at the slashdot booth, i'm gonna break my foot off in your ass so hard... that the whole VA booth is probably going to need to help me get my foot out of your ass

  13. slashdot trolls on CA Appeals Court Upholds Spam Law · · Score: -1

    i own their asses... they're just a bunch of 13 year old lusers using their mama's computer

  14. it's obvious on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: -1

    that this replier is the bigot himself, michael sims.. how are you michael? how's CENSORWARE?

  15. oh yeah, like you're any better on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: -1

    you faggot anonymous coward... you're probably buttugly zit-faced motherfucker that stares at goat porn the whole day and masturbate 4 or 5 times a day... i bet you're JonKatz and you're just writing this cause you're jealous you shitfaced cocksucker

  16. hey... did you guys know? on Mosfet Contributes Code To KDE (Again) · · Score: -1

    that slashdot trolls are the biggest pussies in the world? the 13 year olds just sit on their mom's computer trolling away, thinking they're cool... i wish i was a slashdot troll

    core10k can suck it... suck it good and suck it hard

    first leave Kathryn Turber alone post

  17. wow... i'm shocked on Human Powered Paper Airplane · · Score: -1

    for once... a gay troll who actually has talent... i praise you.. you kid toucher

    Glenn Danzig is the fucking man

  18. oh yeah on DVD Drives Defeat Cactus Data Shield · · Score: -1

    once again i have made first post...

    GaylordFucker (n.) an eleet troll, the great one, one who owns slashdot

  19. could it be? on Portable .NET Reaches A Quarter Million Lines · · Score: -1

    Klerck you are an exception... don't worry

  20. smell me on Be Liquidation Sale · · Score: -1

    people i don't like:

    core10k (aka five dollar troll)

    RMS

    ralph jewhater nader

    bill clinton

    jimmy carter

    osama bin laden -- hate

    saddam hussein -- hate

    terrorists (sand niggers, white trash, pretty much any radical groups who believe in violence against innocent people) -- hate

    tom daschle (for not passing the stimulus package)

    my american history teacher (she is a socialist)

    hillary clinton

    spoiled people

    stile project/rotten/something awful

    mainstream

    missionaries (don't fucking tell me what i should and shouldn't believe in)

    egg troll

    WIPO troll

    slashdot trolls

  21. makes me wonder on Be Liquidation Sale · · Score: -1

    who sucked more?

    a) VA

    b) Be

    c) Enron

    d) CowboyNeal

  22. hey on Vendetta: A Christmas Story Part 2 · · Score: -1

    people i don't like:

    core10k (aka five dollar troll)

    RMS

    ralph jewhater nader

    bill clinton

    jimmy carter

    osama bin laden -- hate

    saddam hussein -- hate

    terrorists (sand niggers, white trash, pretty much any radical groups who believe in violence against innocent people) -- hate

    tom daschle (for not passing the stimulus package)

    my american history teacher (she is a socialist)

    hillary clinton

    spoiled people

    stile project/rotten/something awful

    mainstream

    missionaries (don't fucking tell me what i should and shouldn't believe in)

    egg troll

    WIPO troll

    slashdot trolls

    happy holidays

  23. it's Christmas... on Carnivore Comes To India · · Score: -1

    and it looks like i got more coal again

    slashdot trolls = sellout

  24. hey fucknut on Software Carpentry QMTest Testing Tool Released · · Score: -1

    open up while i rip a load into your mouth

  25. simple solution on Annual NORAD Santa Tracker Up And Running · · Score: -1

    why not just make a beowulf cluster of santas?