The government gives you money to go to school. You get a 3.0 and up, continue with free education until you get your associates degree. If you fail out the first semester the IRS should come down on you like Thor's hammer because you just wasted taxpayers money.
Make all drugs legal for 1 month out of every year. That way Darwin comes in and filters through all the idiots who can't control themselves. By the end of the month everyone who practices personal responsibility and respect continue contributing to the normal human gene pool. It it's a hit expand it to 2-3 months a year.
1. It was accidentally shot down somewhere.The country that found out about if first or has something to do with it is staying quiet because it could start a war.
2. It was forced to land somewhere, the passengers were taken hostage and that country is keeping quiet about it because it could start a war.
If you're gonna drive around with 30 pounds of pot AND drive aggressively you're gonna have a bad time. Might want to hold off on the aggressive driving until AFTER you deliver the drugs to the local teenagers.
Can you just imagine the horror and emotional damage Comcast went through for this? Americans must unite and keep electing people into office that will continue to protect and nurture our corporate overlords!
Did parents stop teaching their kids to stick up for themselves? Are they waiting for the school system, video games, law enforcement, movies, or reality TV to do it?
A person who walks their dog really slow, most of the time with a limp. They look around real slow and bug eyed when the dog stops to take a dump hoping no one notices them and they can slowly slither away. Seriously do dog owners only take their dogs on walks to let them poop??? I thought dogs were supposed to get a lot of exercise.
It would probably most likely be a little more efficient if people cancelled their cable and internet and didn't buy any new technological devices for 6-12 months. Hitting profits would probably mostly likely be a little better than standing on a sidewalk somewhere with a stick sign.
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The government gives you money to go to school. You get a 3.0 and up, continue with free education until you get your associates degree. If you fail out the first semester the IRS should come down on you like Thor's hammer because you just wasted taxpayers money.
To create diversity, first create inequality.
As long as we don't have another Spock on speed dial moment we should be good!
Make all drugs legal for 1 month out of every year. That way Darwin comes in and filters through all the idiots who can't control themselves. By the end of the month everyone who practices personal responsibility and respect continue contributing to the normal human gene pool. It it's a hit expand it to 2-3 months a year.
Hopefully cardiac arrests don't start up again and people lose their life after the lose their weight.
We've gone from competition to participation in everything.
Cell phone towers will be replaced.
Cell phones will be replaced with WiFi.
1. It was accidentally shot down somewhere.The country that found out about if first or has something to do with it is staying quiet because it could start a war. 2. It was forced to land somewhere, the passengers were taken hostage and that country is keeping quiet about it because it could start a war.
Interest groups and lobbyists run the country. Voters enable it.
If you're gonna drive around with 30 pounds of pot AND drive aggressively you're gonna have a bad time. Might want to hold off on the aggressive driving until AFTER you deliver the drugs to the local teenagers.
Can you just imagine the horror and emotional damage Comcast went through for this? Americans must unite and keep electing people into office that will continue to protect and nurture our corporate overlords!
Did parents stop teaching their kids to stick up for themselves? Are they waiting for the school system, video games, law enforcement, movies, or reality TV to do it?
Give their champions a graduation cap and gown every time they level up!
Wheaton Soup? Will.0?
I'm confused. Should I keep watching Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo? Where should I eat? Is it ok to eat at Taco Bell and Subway still?
All the music in existence will suddenly disappear when Pandora, Rhapsody, and Spotify get shut down.
A person who walks their dog really slow, most of the time with a limp. They look around real slow and bug eyed when the dog stops to take a dump hoping no one notices them and they can slowly slither away. Seriously do dog owners only take their dogs on walks to let them poop??? I thought dogs were supposed to get a lot of exercise.
Once built it will lift off and roam the Earth, hovering over the oceans, able to evade all tax laws.
Shaving, putting on makeup, fiddling with GPS, reading books, reading newspapers, eating breakfast
It would probably most likely be a little more efficient if people cancelled their cable and internet and didn't buy any new technological devices for 6-12 months. Hitting profits would probably mostly likely be a little better than standing on a sidewalk somewhere with a stick sign.
I thought patents were given out to people who invent things, not repackage or rename existing technology with one little thing changed?
First world problems.
are asleep.
Now the iPhone will send data directly to the NSA when you are playing Candy Crush while taking a dump.