Good one. This coming from someone who is names after a spork.
AC's get it all the time.
Oh, I'm sure the do. Just tell me one thing: do you get it from your dad, or does your mom put a strap-on on?
The only way you could change it is if you were CmdrTaco.
You should have quit while you were a head. Tell me one thing. Do all you AC's share a brain? From the quality of your posts it seems so.
Thanks for keeping the FP out of AC hands. God only knows what they would do with it. The AC to LC (Logged-in Coward) ratio is way to close to favoring the AC scum.
So how is that rigged , moron? At least they don't run benchmark suites to show off their prowess. How often do we run benchmark suites to make a living? The incredible stupidity of your comment is almost pitifully laughable. Almost.
The time is coming near. We were united once but things are getting out of hand. A war is brewing. The idiot and disrespectful AC trolls have to be subjugated! They have to be put in their place! There is only ONE recourse!
Hitler made love to small jew boys and then got reamed up the ass by big black meat. Bet you wont find that in any history book. (I saw it on the history channel)
It only gets banned for 24hours, garbage brain. And if you're getting modded down and don't understand why, you're just a troll in denial.
It's irrelevant to me. Once you start posting at -1, no one moderates you down no matter how much you troll. You should just give into the dark side.... lemme relate to you my own story....
I was once a prominent slashdot poster. My karma was never higher than 20 but I always posted good comments and tried to do my best to be a good slashdot user. I appeased the moderators and editors. I never made fun of Jon Katz or that censor michael. I was rare modded down and regularly modded up. I moderated every week myself, for god's sake! Then, I woke up one morning and began to ask myself, what kind of a man am I? All those times I could have said a biting remark... I hesitated because of my precious status. I could NEVER join the ranks of the trolls. Or could I? They seemed to be having so much fun. I was getting bored with slashdot. It was turning into a kiss-ass fest and we all were invited. We only flamed eachother about BSD/Linux, Windows/Linux, Mac/Everyone else, because it was the thing to do. Deep down we all wanted to be accepted by each other and have the approval of the great CmdrTaco. Oh, to have your name on the front page and being submitted by the mexican dish himself... it was an honor. It was enough to make you orgasm with delight.
But I was questioning the whole culture. And so were others. Others that were with we since the beginning. We mostly were introduced to slashdot in the summer of 97. Slashdot invented the troll. No, it molded the troll, it elvolved it to a super being. The troll made you think twice about clicking that link. the troll made you question if this comment is for real. The troll started OWNING the whole universe of slashdot. We infested, infected, dominated, sometimes shut it down. We all remember osm, Jon Erikson, spiralx. They have passed on. Evolved into super beings that don't even exist in our dimension anymore.
In the year 2000 I began trolling. I experimented under the AC guise. I trolled for Scooby doo. I then trolled for goatse and comp-u-geek. I experimented with logged in accounts. I have seen many trolls come and go. I have seen many change their names but I recognise their writing style. I know it's a troll by the first 3 words. It's second nature now. Be afraid of what you can become. But don't deny it.
The world of the dead is a lonely place for the living. We don't belong here, but there's no way to avoid ending up here. In the end, we all surrender. We all surrender. Surrender.
Good work. If only they let me moderate... but because of my extreme views of homosexuals and country music singers, they took that right from me. Keep up the god-fearing work and don't forget the fag's that work at/.:
Hemos:clearly a reference to Homos CmdrTaco: This is an abbreviation for Children Make Daddy Rim-job Twenty Asses? Come On! What a sick-o timothy: an anagram for hit tomy (obvious gay reference)
michael: anagram for Males Ingest Cum Hurriedly And Endanger Ladies. Disgusting
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Yes. Computer geeks don't get AIDS since it requires human contact to contract.
(BTW: I have a picture of your sister's ass. My gawd, she's h0t!)
Good one. This coming from someone who is names after a spork. AC's get it all the time.
Oh, I'm sure the do. Just tell me one thing: do you get it from your dad, or does your mom put a strap-on on? The only way you could change it is if you were CmdrTaco.
You should have quit while you were a head. Tell me one thing. Do all you AC's share a brain? From the quality of your posts it seems so.
Why would you replace that FUGLY interface with an awesome one like Aqua? Your very existence is FLAIMBAIT, moron!
I claim this FP as mine. AC's can't fp. It's like winning the lottery and not telling the state your name and address. You can't have it both ways.
Thanks for keeping the FP out of AC hands. God only knows what they would do with it. The AC to LC (Logged-in Coward) ratio is way to close to favoring the AC scum.
I claim this FP as mine. You have no right to it.
because, as we all know, American cars SUCK!
So how is that rigged , moron? At least they don't run benchmark suites to show off their prowess. How often do we run benchmark suites to make a living? The incredible stupidity of your comment is almost pitifully laughable. Almost.
WAR against the heathenistic Anonymous Cowards!
Hitler made love to small jew boys and then got reamed up the ass by big black meat. Bet you wont find that in any history book. (I saw it on the history channel)
How old is your sister? Is she hot? Hopefully she is still a virgin. Hemos and I would like to make a propsition for you..
... on Bizzaro World!
There's a DooD here at work that uses StarOffice too.
I've been banned dozens of times. How can he ban an IP permanently? It's so easy for most of us to just get new ones.
It's irrelevant to me. Once you start posting at -1, no one moderates you down no matter how much you troll. You should just give into the dark side.... lemme relate to you my own story....
I was once a prominent slashdot poster. My karma was never higher than 20 but I always posted good comments and tried to do my best to be a good slashdot user. I appeased the moderators and editors. I never made fun of Jon Katz or that censor michael. I was rare modded down and regularly modded up. I moderated every week myself, for god's sake! Then, I woke up one morning and began to ask myself, what kind of a man am I? All those times I could have said a biting remark... I hesitated because of my precious status. I could NEVER join the ranks of the trolls. Or could I? They seemed to be having so much fun. I was getting bored with slashdot. It was turning into a kiss-ass fest and we all were invited. We only flamed eachother about BSD/Linux, Windows/Linux, Mac/Everyone else, because it was the thing to do. Deep down we all wanted to be accepted by each other and have the approval of the great CmdrTaco. Oh, to have your name on the front page and being submitted by the mexican dish himself... it was an honor. It was enough to make you orgasm with delight.
But I was questioning the whole culture. And so were others. Others that were with we since the beginning. We mostly were introduced to slashdot in the summer of 97. Slashdot invented the troll. No, it molded the troll, it elvolved it to a super being. The troll made you think twice about clicking that link. the troll made you question if this comment is for real. The troll started OWNING the whole universe of slashdot. We infested, infected, dominated, sometimes shut it down. We all remember osm, Jon Erikson, spiralx. They have passed on. Evolved into super beings that don't even exist in our dimension anymore. In the year 2000 I began trolling. I experimented under the AC guise. I trolled for Scooby doo. I then trolled for goatse and comp-u-geek. I experimented with logged in accounts. I have seen many trolls come and go. I have seen many change their names but I recognise their writing style. I know it's a troll by the first 3 words. It's second nature now. Be afraid of what you can become. But don't deny it.
The world of the dead is a lonely place for the living. We don't belong here, but there's no way to avoid ending up here. In the end, we all surrender. We all surrender. Surrender.
Male geeks have the physiques of strapping young women since they never work out. Therefore the previous poster uses the term 'ladies' liberally.
all you base are belong to me!
I will have a patent on calculating interest on loans. Not to mention calculating compound interest.
At least we gave them one good year.
I'm Going To Use My Tax Rebate To:
Buy A PS2
Buy A Gamecube
Buy A X-Box
Buy CowboyNeal Dinner
[ Results | Polls ]
Comments:744 | Votes:34560
I claim this FP. Thanks for doing the hard work.
Partisan faggots are not content until they give their political figures cartoon names. Motherfucking idiots.
Hemos:clearly a reference to Homos
CmdrTaco: This is an abbreviation for Children Make Daddy Rim-job Twenty Asses? Come On! What a sick-o
timothy: an anagram for hit tomy (obvious gay reference)
michael: anagram for Males Ingest Cum Hurriedly And Endanger Ladies. Disgusting