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  1. A silent but deadly storm... on Is Microsoft Silent Before a Deadly Storm? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Light a match!

  2. Profundity through obscurity? on Gnome 2.14 Review · · Score: 2, Funny
    Two of the new tools, Pessulus and Sabayon...

    I think Pessulus is some bit of turkey anatomy, and Sabayon is an Italian dessert. So, like, is there an official dictionary of rarely words to consult for naming Gnome applications?

  3. The Register has had some recent pieces as well... on A Look at IPTV · · Score: 1
  4. "Disruptive technology" on Under 30 and On The Cutting Edge · · Score: 1

    What's a "disruptive technology"? One that disrupts, of course. And just how useful a term is that? Sounds like content-free marketroid jingoism to me.

  5. Just rename it... on Mars Recon Orbiter Nearing Mars Orbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the Rumsfield can keep mutating the name of the War on Terror to the Struggle for Freedom (and now the Long War), just rename the Mars Orbiter the Mars Meteor and call it a day.

  6. Yeah, but... on In-Car Navigation Systems Too Distracting? · · Score: 1

    is the NAV system more distracting than messing with Yahoo Maps on your laptop while driving?

  7. Re:MDA is best served with a large mountain of sal on Pros and Cons of MDA Code Generators? · · Score: 1
    The granularity problem is that you have to spend a lot of time specifying fine-grained details in the model that are more easily expressed in code.

    And this corroborates my experience: defining a model that is detailed and correct enough to generate release code (as opposed to prototype code) is every bit as hard as writing the code itself.

    MDA's are great for quick prototyping, but once you get into the optimization and functional peculiarities of the business domain, the modeling tools get in the way. Once you find yourself writing/designing your business objects and logic to be compatible with the tool, you've gone too far. Drop the tool, stop looking at the schematics and start focusing on the mechanics.

  8. Dwarf galaxy? on New Galactic Neighbor · · Score: 1

    I'm hard pressed to think of a better oxymoron...

  9. Re:"Any respectable /. reader"? on Google Unveils The Google Pack · · Score: 4, Funny
    Any respectable /. user should have most of this suite installed already.

    Are there any respectable /. readers?

  10. Re:Boom! on First Military Exoskeleton Reaches Prototype · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...do you feel exceptional trepidation when you mow your lawn? The gas in your lawn mower is more volatile than JP-4.

    If someone was shooting at me as I was mowing the lawn, fuck yes!

  11. Impeachment proceedings forthcoming? on The Future of Tech And NSA Wiretaps · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the Dems manage to gain back a majority in the house next election, I would think they would be obliged to begin impeachment proceedings against Bush. It would have a lot more validity than the impeachment of Clinton, and they would look like wimps if they didn't.

  12. Re:As true then as it is today on Microsoft Wins Hyperlink TV Pause Battle · · Score: 1

    Don't ask me, I read Foreign Affairs.

  13. Re:Moral Victory on The Register Takes Aim at Wikipedia Again · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What can be said against Wikipedia can be said against the WWW. If you go to Wikipedia for information, you will find it light in some areas, heavier in others, and pure fluff or chicanery everywhere else. Sound's like the WWW, doesn't it?

  14. So let me get this straight... on Darwin Evolving Into A Tricky Exhibit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    US companies want to complain about the neglect of science education in this country, yet don't want to support an exhibit on one of the most groundbreaking ideas of modern science.

    You get what you pay for, fellas.

  15. faster than light communication? on Beginner's Guide to Quantum Entanglement · · Score: 3, Informative
    Two points, A and B, are within fixed distand of pulsar P.

    A and B have agreed that certain measurements of quantum entangled particles will be made a various time intervals as determined by P.

    Point C lies between A and B, closer to A than B. C sends quantum entangled particles of definite polarization to A and B. At the agreed-to intervals, A does polarization measuments of particles coming from C; B measures for same polarization at the same interval (accounting for the extra time for the entangle photon to reach B).

    Question: does A's collapsing of the state of the entangled photon mean that B will see less entangle photons with that polarization? In other words, will it mean that successful polarization pass-thru's at A's filter has the consequence that B will notice a distinct drop of photons with that polarization passing through its filter? If that were the case, then communication is occuring between A and B in the time it takes for light to travel the shorter distance from C to B.

    Change quantum particles to entangle coin tosses. A has the head filter activated, meaning all heads that pass thru A result in no heads at B. With the filter on a A, does B see less heads than he would at other, 'normal', intervals?

  16. Re:Kansas welcoms new professor of Cryptozoology on Slashback: OpenDocument, Intelligent Design, More DRM · · Score: 1

    Yes indeed, the Kansas school board has changed the definition of 'science' so that it's no longer limited to natural phenomena. I'm sure their authority rests on members' vast curriculum vitae and numerous Nobel awards, or what a 300-foot Jesus told them.

  17. Say what? on Blizzard Made Me Change My Name · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    ...I choose the new name: Violated.

    And you were. So shut the hell up.

  18. Confirmation? on Oracle Acquires Innobase · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "The code is out there and we plan on continuing to support it. The largest database vendor in the world just confirmed that the market for open source databases exists."

    I would think that it was the users of InnoDB that confirmed that the market for open source databases exist.

    Also, what about IBM and their open-sourcing of Cloudscape? Don't they count?

  19. Can Pluto read? on Send your name to Pluto · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure Goofy can, but Pluto? He can't even talk.

  20. Laser cannon my eye on Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You · · Score: 1, Funny

    NO, NO! NOT MY EYES! AAAAAaaaarrrrrghhhh.

    Okay, now I have to enter this stuff to avoid the caps filter. Talk about spoiling a joke....

  21. La Cosa Nostra on Breathe Under Water Without Oxygen Tanks · · Score: 1

    Now "swimming with the fishes" doesn't seem so bad.

  22. and a hoot to travel with by air. on A Pistol Mouse for Your Fragging Pleasure · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yeah, those TSA guys are well known for their sense of humor. Why not really laugh it up with:

    1) batteries wrapped together with duct tape
    2) biohazard stickers on your carry-on
    3) a fuse taped to the heel of your shoe
    4) a snazzy tinfoil hat
    5) fond rememberances of the time you met Osama

  23. Incorrect reporting on Slashback: Hollywood, Commons, Misidentification · · Score: 2, Funny
    This was an incorrect statement initially made by poor reporters at the Harvard University student newspaper.

    Which is why one should never assume anything from a student newspaper (or Slashdot) is fact.

  24. What are they going to hear? on Short History of Cellphone Ringtones · · Score: 1
    In a quiet room, in a meeting, this phone's gonna go off-- what are they going to hear?

    They're going to hear that you spent an inordinate amount of time selecting something as trivial as a ringtone.

  25. Re:Wrong - Windows sales still increased on Strategy Shift In The Air For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    It's an increasing market, but the rate of increase has slowed. When I toss a ball in the air and it slows as it reaches its apogee, that doesn't mean it's begun falling.