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  1. Re:SR-71 Blackbird on How We Might Have Scramjets Sooner than Expected · · Score: 1

    I was just kidding. I work in a movie theatre. I'll give anyone who says "slashdot" free popcorn!

  2. Re:SR-71 Blackbird on How We Might Have Scramjets Sooner than Expected · · Score: 1

    I work for TSA. You're not what we're looking for. And being "polite" isn't what's going to get me/us to stop you for a second screening.

  3. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos on Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame · · Score: 1

    I wore a lot of sarcastic Hawaiian shirts for a while. Retaliation for a good zinger that I can't remember since the fire was even funnier.

  4. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos on Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Several years ago, I was splashed with gasoline and set on fire while wearing a polyester Hawaiian shirt. No damage was done to me or the shirt. I slapped it out. It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again. It was funny. I'm sorry about what happened to you, that looks like a lot of damage, but fire does strange things.

  5. Re:TRUE poverty and oppression on Bloggers Who Risked All In Burma · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What makes you think that their level of poverty is any worse than the level of poverty in the ghettos of America or the UK?

    How often have you been in shitholes over here? Probably never because they're not so tourist friendly and if you're white, there's probably going to be a problem. How do you think "garbage picking beggars" is any worse than having to sell crack where you have to worry about being shot or thrown in jail? Is it because American have television sets?

    How do you define your poverty and oppression in VietNam, Laos, or Calcutta? How is that different from the class and race problems here?

    Next time you're over there, spend time with the people that you make such judgments on. Not just walking through their streets buying tourist goods, and then back to your hotel.

  6. Re:"Even women should be able to beat it" on Arm Wrestling Machine Recalled for Breaking Arms · · Score: 1

    Aussies and the kiwis use stone as well.

  7. Re:How many? on Warner Bros. to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies · · Score: 1

    I thought it was 15 Australian books and I couldn't figure out that the Aussies wrote 12 more after "The Road Warrior" trilogy.

    Sorry, Ozzies, but I kid, I kid. If only we could get Little Creatures Pale Ale in the US.

  8. Re:I wish I could join the ACLU on FISA Court Sides With ACLU Against Administration · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Selective reading, Doc. I said that if all the weapons were available for anyone who could afford them, then weapons like nukes wouldn't have been made.

    My belief on the 2nd Amendment is that it's there to keep the gub'mint in place. That obviously didn't work so no use crying over spilt milk. It's supposed to be a deterrent to the government going crazy, not an excuse. It'd be a much better world without weapons.

    In my dream world we all get along. My fetish isn't guns, it's Terri Garr in latex. Thanks for asking.

  9. Re:I wish I could join the ACLU on FISA Court Sides With ACLU Against Administration · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People should have any weapon they can afford. The weapons aren't there to keep Joe Criminal out of my house, they're there to keep The Man out of my house.

    People should be allowed to buy nukes. If the law was open like that, I don't think there'd be nukes. What's the point of inventing something like that if I could win the Lotto and drunkenly nuke Texas? The Germans were developing nukes but the US would've been forced to step in and STOP the development, not encourage it.

    If American people had heavy arms, the government would be forced to be a bit nicer. No point in the ATF firebombing the Branch Davidians, if those kooks could've responded with heavy weaponry.

    At this point though, it's too late. Soylent green is people.

  10. Re:Then screw them.... on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 1

    Give the internet a chance? Not worded how I wanted to, but got bugged at work where I browse slashdot the most. Give the internet ads a chance, I meant.

  11. Re:Then screw them.... on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 1

    I used to use adblock and would block most of the cookies I'd get. Then I figured that if they're looking through my cookies to show relevant ads, then I should unblock it all. So I did.

    If someone is going to show me ads based on my browsing history, that's fine. It's like picking up a motorcycle magazine, and the ads are motorcycle based. I like that. So why not give the internet a chance?

  12. Re:the fi in sci-fi on Bad Movie Physics Hurt Scientific Understanding · · Score: 1

    They only show the times Bad Shit happened to McClain. Why am I going to pay $10 for a ticket to see McClain pick up his kids from school?

    Sure, we all know McClain is constantly filmed for his documentary (like a modern "Seven Up!"), but thank god, they only show the good stuff.

  13. Re:I LOVE this idea. on Google's $10 Local Search Play · · Score: 1

    I was in Sacramento looking for a specific hotel. I went to 2 other hotels (that shared the same parking lot), and asked if I could look at their yellow pages for the number. Neither of the hotels had yellow pages. One 20-year-old didn't even know what yellow pages where.

    How can you work a front desk at a hotel without knowing what yellow pages are? That right there says the end is in sight for the yellow pages.

  14. Re:I LOVE this idea. on Google's $10 Local Search Play · · Score: 1

    What's the point of using 2 ways of finding something when you can just use google?

  15. Re:How does it differ from downloading term papers on Indiana University Dumps Google for ChaCha · · Score: 1

    And having the education to know when your monkey is feeding you bananas.

  16. Re:Early cancellation on In Australia, An Ebay Sale is a Sale · · Score: 1

    eBay has been getting worse. It drives me up a wall that they don't list bidders identities. Bidder 1, Bidder 2. Screw that. I'm looking at old motorcycles and cars, and I know people shill. Why the hell did eBay make it easier?

    Before they did that, you could spot the shillers.

  17. Re:"Nothing for you to see here; please move along on Microsoft's HD Photo to Become JPEG Standard? · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks fine on my lynx.

  18. Re:Scapegoat? Maybe, but he's still a moron. on Intern Loses 800,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frankie say: Relax.

    Screw encryption. I just back-up everything on cassette tapes. Just the way my TRS-80 like it! Go Tandy!

    My only encryption is labeling the tapes Wham! and Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

  19. Re:does the book cover on Project Arcade · · Score: 1

    Honey, do you remember how I spent $800 to remove used tampons from the dog's insides? Just think about that when I'm playing Robotron on our new MAME.

  20. Re:Variable Ratio Conditioning on Psychology, Design and Economics of Slot-Machines · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A rat is an animal with a fairly limited number of interests, say: survive (eat/drink/not get killed) and reproduce.

    That's not true at all. You are assuming rats only live to survive and reproduce in a way that's different from people. People use architecture and books as a way to survive and reproduce. Architecture can be looked at the same way as peacock feathers -- chicks put out to people who build (or live) neat buildings. By Whatshername the author of Harry Potter, by writing books, she's increased her chance of finding a good mate.

    People are animals and our interests interest us more than rat interest. I'm sure rats have tastes that increase their ability to mate, the same way people do. Rats push bars for food to increase their reproductive ability. People push bars for money for the same -- to get laid.

    I hope that makes sense.

  21. Re:the solution on MLB Says Slingbox Illegal, CEA Thinks Otherwise · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A youtube post of this copyright warning will gets The Angry Letter from NFL with the DMCA:

    This telecast is copyrighted by the NFL for the private use of our audience. Any other use of this telecast or of any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the NFL's consent, is prohibited.

    That's from Wendy's Blog. It took 5 days for that to be DMCA'd off youtube.

    The MLB warning is:

    This copyrighted telecast is presented by authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Baseball [or Sterling Mets]. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated, without the express written consent [of Sterling Mets].

    Also from Wendy Seltzer's Blog. That one has been on youtube since April 25 without a DMCA.

  22. Re:On the other hand, they also make great Bourbon on Creationism Museum Opening in Kentucky · · Score: 1

    You're getting a physics minor and you don't know the difference between "theory" and "hypothesis"?

    Are you graduating from Pat Robertson's Regent University School of Law? It puts more lawyers into the Bush administration than Yale and Harvard (and probably those two combined).

    The huge amount of difference between "theory" and "hypothesis" that Americans don't seem able to understand amazes me. No wonder that people such as yourself, who post to /. so I'd think would be reasonably intelligent, are part of the reason why they US is a laughingstock around the world for the huge percentage of people who don't believe in evolution. (one helluva a run on sentence but I hope you get the point).

  23. Re:Come on... on FBI Target Puts His Life Online · · Score: 1

    and from the bitterness and hatred that resulted from our abrupt withdrawal, the seeds of the Taliban and Al Qaeda were born.

    But the overwhelming majority of 9/11 hijackers were Saudi Arabians.

  24. Re:No thanks to you, Slashdot. on Penguin Car Earns Indy500 Spot · · Score: 1

    Find out who owns Ferrari and get back to me, chief.

  25. Re:No thanks to you, Slashdot. on Penguin Car Earns Indy500 Spot · · Score: 1

    F1 is for car factories, not for drivers. Such a huge disappointment when I watched Fiat's highest paid employee, Michael Schumacher, win a race when his teammate hit the brakes.