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  1. Re:The full list on PC World's 25 Worst Web Sites · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I remember DEN. Mostly because there was some kind of tv news puff piece I saw around 1999 on how the kid who started had a shiny new Ferrari to tool around in.

    It doesn't really bode well when your business plan is "tool around in expensive sports car".

  2. Re:The next step on Bionic Arm Provides Hope for Amputees · · Score: 2, Funny

    the same re-wiring of nerves to the pectoral muscle can be used for feedback. In the case of the female patient, she has two fingers worth of touch,

    So when you shake her bionic hand, she feels it on her chest?

    Oh man, this is gonna be good...

  3. Re:Tilted Back on Segway Recalling 23,000 Scooters · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a hidden attempt at sterilizing part of the population.

    Good thing, too. That segway is such a pussy magnet, sterilization will be necessary to avoid overpopulation.

  4. A 21st century update to the old moped joke... on Segway Recalling 23,000 Scooters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Segways are like fat chicks. They're both fun to ride until one of your friends sees you.

  5. Re:VOIP + spoofing caller ID on Is the Do Not Call System Working? · · Score: 1

    But so far I have not had the patience. So I just yell at them, call them names and hang up.

    I hate telemarketing as much as the next person, but taking it out on some poor phonejockey whos working that unspeakably shitty job isn't going to help.

  6. Re:Vote or Die, P-Diddy on ESA Pushing for Gamers to Vote · · Score: 1

    I like Frank Zappa's advice to the kids: run for something. School board, city council, etc.

  7. Re:Banned? Try heavily promoted. on Banned Books published by Google · · Score: 1

    then you DO have limits to Free Speech.

    The old "yelling fire in a crowded theater" bit notwithstanding, of course. You can tolerate something without celebrating it. In fact, banning Mein Kampf like so many other countries do just makes the book all that more attractive by making it subversive. Banning a stupid book is not an antidote to neo-nazi groups.

  8. Chocolate war? on Banned Books published by Google · · Score: 1

    I see Chocolate War by Robert Cormier on the list for "sexual content and offensive language". Having read this book numerous times over the years, where the hell was there sexual content?

  9. Re:Banned? Try heavily promoted. on Banned Books published by Google · · Score: 1

    The true test of freedom of speech is how well unpopular speech is tolerated.

  10. Re:Homework assignment on Banned Books published by Google · · Score: 1

    Will this be on the final?

  11. Re:Secure? on What Silicon Valley Can Do For Homeland Security · · Score: 2

    While smaller firms may foster more rapid innovation, sub-contracting some of the nations most sensitive technical development significantly increases the exposure to infiltration.

    I was thinking about this the other day. If a war similar to WW2 broke out, theres no way domestic industry, dramatically weakened by years of offshoring and a lesser emphasis on manual trades/hard sciences, could keep up. During WW2, planes, tanks, clothing, food, and assorted materials were all domestic. As long as the homefront was protected, the war production effort would continue.

    Reliance on overseas producers for mass production, R&D, etc would come home to roost.

  12. Re:Governor on MGM to Produce "The Hobbit" · · Score: 1

    Why don't they make another Conan movie

    He seems pretty busy with the talk show, maybe Triumph is up for the task.

  13. Re:Free credit monitoring on Chase Data for 2.6 Million Ends up in Landfill · · Score: 1

    And in this instance, what happens when that year is up?

    Then they'd be signed up for this service (automatic renewal) at the full consumer price. Credit monitoring services usually clamor for these kinds of cases since they tend to make money on people who stay with the service or just don't notice as the service autobills them.

    With the high likelyhood of some kind of "partnership" between the creditor and these monitoring services (if not outright ownership), the offending bank stands to make money either way from their own crime.

  14. Re:Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Plus tons of obligatory homosexual jokes because George Takei was there

    Oh my!

  15. Re:Proof? on FTC Fines Xanga for Violating Kids' Privacy · · Score: 1

    Throw out all submissions signed by Epstein's mother.

  16. Re:[Insert post about how *blank* is not funny] on Old Man Murray Vets To Make Portal Funny · · Score: 2

    You'll be eating your words once they introduce Team Fortress 2: Fat Chicks in Party Hats

  17. Re:what ? on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    Don't be silly. Barracudas and dolphins will continue to be perfectly legal.

  18. Re:Maybe now they know what it feels like... on Target Advertising Used to Censor NY Times Article · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember hearing that they have or used to havevans that go around neighborhoods with detectors tuned to the oscillator of the tv, so they knew which households had tv sets on and then check those against the license records.

    Watching that episode of "A Teacozy Built for Nigel" will cost you dearly on an unlicensed set :)

  19. Re:Don't Understand? on Steal This Film · · Score: 1

    You're always free to buy CDs, where even the worst DRM can be got around using a shift key

    With the Sony rootkit fiasco fresh in my mind, I can't say I agree.

  20. Re:As a prent of 2 toddlers and an infant... on EFF Sues Barney Producers over Spoof Sites · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this guy is affiliated with the Anti-Barney League textfiles that I'd find on the BBSes back in the day.

  21. Re:Moo on Ladies and Gentlemen, the Electronic Toilet · · Score: 1

    I'm just stunned that I read the words "scrotal cupholder" on Slashdot. Now I've read everything.

  22. Re:Yay! (Sort of) on New Hope for Stem Cell Research · · Score: 1, Funny

    Right Wing Right-to-Life Zealot: "Absolutely not!!! I insist they not be murdered, but I'm no charity, go find someone else to raise it!"

    Some people really do think that a microscopic clump of cells is a baby. Perhaps there exists an untapped market in teeny tiny baby supplies for these really small children. A playpen made out of a ring of hydrogen atoms and an amoeba for a pet.

  23. Re:There's something to be said... on 2006 Fields Medalists Announced · · Score: 1

    about a guy who refuses the Fields Medal because he "doesn't want to be seen as a figurehead."

    Maybe he just didn't feel like meeting Kim Fields to accept the prize. The Facts of Life wasn't a very good show, anyway.

  24. Re:Problem? on iPods at War · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I get a little miffed when your soldiers invade another country. Forgive me if I don't get too upset when they get "splattered by a homemade bomb." Your troops still have it a hell of a lot better than the people who they've invaded, and who can blame the "insurgents" for turning to violence to repel the people who've taken over their country? If I recall, the Americans waged a guerilla war against the British too.

    While I agree that the US invasion was sold on lies and serves the interests of the rich and powerful while making the US no more safe, the troops don't get any say in where they're sent and do. They didn't get up one day and decide to take over Iraq, "secure" the oil, and install a puppet government. Those decisions were made by people who are so far insulated from the costs and horrors of the war that they might as well be on another planet.

    If you're going to take issue with somebody, point the finger at the assholes who sent them there, not the poor schmucks who are bound to do their dirty work if they have any hope of going to college.

  25. Re:Problem? on iPods at War · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I get a little miffed at these puff pieces trying to paint the picture of our troops living in the lap of luxury in air conditioning and a barrack full of geek toys that rivals an aisle at Best Buy. Many troops out on the lines sweat their balls/ovaries off in tents in the sweltering heat, fight the fine sand that gets into their gameboys and damn near everywhere else, and face the looming threat of being splattered by a homemade bomb.

    I'm glad that our troops can be entertained in this fashion and that some can get stationed in places with all kinds of creature comforts, but trying to paint a picture (paraphrasing Dave Barry) of the place as a glorified college dormatory is disingenious at best.