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Segway Recalling 23,000 Scooters

DocJohn writes, "For the second time in 3 years, Segway has announced a recall of all Segway Personal Transporters. The problem described is that the Segway 'can unexpectedly apply reverse torque to the wheels, which can cause a rider to fall. This can occur when the device is tilted back by the Speed Limiter and the rider comes off and then back onto the device within a short period of time.' A software update is needed to fix the problem." This AP story mentions President Bush's 2003 stumble on a Segway without speculating on whether the cause was the software glitch behind the current recall.

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  1. 23,500 by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, pretty much all of them then.

    1. Re:23,500 by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Acutally I think the editors mistyped a ',' for a '.'

    2. Re:23,500 by crazyjeremy · · Score: 4, Informative
      Did you read the post? It says:
      For the second time in 3 years, Segway has announced a recall of all Segway Personal Transporters
    3. Re:23,500 by ryan89 · · Score: 1

      First slashdotters weren't reading the articles, and now we don't even read the POST!

    4. Re:23,500 by nlmille1 · · Score: 0

      Beam me up, Scotty.... oh wait, not that kind of transporter.

    5. Re:23,500 by sakasune · · Score: 1

      What will happen after that, we'll stop reading the headlines too?

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    6. Re:23,500 by fotbr · · Score: 1

      When that happens, the slashdot conversion to digg will be complete.

  2. Dubya's segway fall by crazyjeremy · · Score: 4, Funny

    For those who haven't seen Dubya's presidential tumble... see it here

    1. Re:Dubya's segway fall by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

      The president commented this morning on this latest development:

      "I did not fallify! Our secret service determined that the wheels of my Segway were spinning on an Axle of Evil. Mr. Kamen is on his way to Gitmo as we speak!"

    2. Re:Dubya's segway fall by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      I'm just amazed at how fast the blame of him falling is being moved to someone or something else.

      I thought he didn't play the blame game? :)

    3. Re:Dubya's segway fall by ZPWeeks · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not due to a software glitch. That's a special feature...

    4. Re:Dubya's segway fall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The AP didn't mention that when President Bush fell off the Segway, he had not yet turned it on. Makes a big difference in performance, that.

    5. Re:Dubya's segway fall by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      That's not due to a software glitch. That's a special feature...

      Yeah, the Segway's a Democrat.
    6. Re:Dubya's segway fall by syousef · · Score: 1

      I guess its not idiot proof yet.

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    7. Re:Dubya's segway fall by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps GWB is just the fabled "better idiot"

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  3. They sold how many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can confidently say that I've never seen one of these silly-looking contraptions in the wild.

    1. Re:They sold how many? by eln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I lived in Boise, Idaho, there were 2 people that used to tool around downtown on a fairly regular basis on those things. If 2 people in Boise, Idaho own them, I can believe they've sold 23,500 of them. Surely there are at least that many people in this country with far more money than sense.

    2. Re:They sold how many? by joeypruett · · Score: 1

      ha! i used to see these downtown as well. mostly a guy, but sometimes a girl. we'd sit on the patio of chicago connection on 4th and bannock and watch them speed by. i considered buying one for a while. i live on the greenbelt and my job was just off the greenbelt. it is about a 6 mile commute and my geeky coworkers would have loved it. alas, i couldn't legally ride it on the greenbelt and my disposable income dried up with the house, car, wife, wonderful son, and my collection of pewter star wars figurines. Damn those things are hard to take hiking.

    3. Re:They sold how many? by jridley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, *yeah*. Look at the number of Lincoln Navigators on the road.

    4. Re:They sold how many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there were 2 people that used to tool around downtown on a fairly regular basis on those things

      "Tool" being the operative word.

    5. Re:They sold how many? by fuat · · Score: 1

      I saw three or four of them in a group in Brisbane once. It was part of some kind of advertising campaign for potato chips. They were riding around handing out free samples.

  4. President Bush's fall by swelke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This AP story mentions President Bush's 2003 stumble on a Segway without speculating on whether the cause was the software glitch behind the current recall.

    More likely he just didn't know how to ride particularly well yet. They do take some practice.

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    1. Re:President Bush's fall by plopez · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it wasn't even turned on. SInce we don't have quatum software yet, I would say a software fault would a very low possibility.

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    2. Re:President Bush's fall by Slartibartfast · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, they do. Apparently, however -- and I got this from someone who actually works at Segway -- he hadn't been given formal training, and stepped on it when it hadn't yet been powered up. No gyros spinning, DAMN hard to balance. (I actually made the same mistake -- you WILL go down when 100 lbs. with a very low center of balance is disagreeing with you.)

    3. Re:President Bush's fall by ahecht · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to nitpick, but the gyros don't spin -- they're solid state.

    4. Re:President Bush's fall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, most likely he's a FUCKING RETARD

    5. Re:President Bush's fall by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So how does a non-spinning solid-state gyro work?

      The only thing I can think of is magic.

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    6. Re:President Bush's fall by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about this too.

      Try searching for "solid state gyros". There's also this paper too.

    7. Re:President Bush's fall by Daath · · Score: 1

      Solid state gyroscope. Yeeees. Please wear this nice white coat. What? Yes, I know the arms are twisted to hug yourself. ;-)

      Actually the gyroscopes doesn't affect the balance, they're used as sensors (well, in that way they do affect balance)...

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    8. Re:President Bush's fall by Daath · · Score: 1

      And then I googled it, and fould several methods to make a solid state gyroscope... Nice! :-D

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    9. Re:President Bush's fall by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      That's because "gyro" means the thing that detects when the Segway is tilting, not the thing that actually keeps it from tilting, which is what I normally think of when I think of a gyroscope. I would assume balanced is maintained by mechanical gyroscopes coupled with computer control of the wheels.

      In other words, as I understand it, a solid-state gyro is an angular accelerometer.

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    10. Re:President Bush's fall by mpoulton · · Score: 1
      So how does a non-spinning solid-state gyro work? The only thing I can think of is magic.


      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. However, this technology has been around for awhile, so think harder. There are several types of solid-state gyros. The simplest type is an integrating accelerometer (suffers from significant drift and all the maladies of integrating analog-digital conversion signals, but only cost a couple bucks). The next step up from that is a piezo ring gyro. These use a piezoelectric ring resonator to sense rotation via phase differential of a circular standing wave. Quite low drift, can be very sensitive, but cost $20-$80 usually. Finally, we have laser ring gyros. A laser ring gyro uses a laser with a circular or triangular optical resonator (often fiberoptic) to sense rotation via phase differential, the same mechanism as the piezo gyro. These are extremely sensitive, have almost no drift, and cost thousands.
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    11. Re:President Bush's fall by Mr.+Spleen · · Score: 1
      Amazing, kdawson. You found the AP article, read that it mentioned Bush's failed attempt to ride it, and even took the time to write a little note about it before posting it here on Slashdot's front page. But OF COURSE the AP story doesn't speculate whether the cause was the software glitch behind the current recall:

      The most famous tumble from a Segway came in 2003, when President Bush tried one out at his family's estate in Maine. The device went down on his first attempt, but Bush stayed on his feet with an awkward hop over the scooter. However, that incident had a different cause: Bush had not turned on the Segway.


      You were so close! If you'd just read that one last sentence, I wouldn't have had to waste my time writing a post that will probably never even be read by anyone. Better luck next time.

      PS: Bush is still a moron for not making sure the Segway was on first.
    12. Re:President Bush's fall by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The problem is that I was thinking "gyro" in terms of a gyroscope that helps the thing keep balance, not a gyroscope to detect when it's tilting. A solid-state gyroscope is just an angular accelerometer. That's still a cool application of technology, but if they can make the "other" kind of gyroscope with laser, i.e., a device that creates angular inertia, then I'll think it's magic. ;-)

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    13. Re:President Bush's fall by ahecht · · Score: 1

      No gyroscopes are used to actually provide mechanical stabilization. The "gyros", which are really "angular rate sensors" feed into the computer, which controls the speeds of the drive wheels to make sure that the base is always under the CG of the vehicle (maintaining balance).

    14. Re:President Bush's fall by jtev · · Score: 1

      Sure, but when most people hear the word gyroscope, they are expecing, you know, a gyroscope, not an angular accelerometer. You know, something that spins. These devices only detect "spin" which while usefull in the way they are used, just isn't as good as a real gyroscope.

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  5. uh by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

    look up:

    "For the second time in 3 years, Segway has announced a recall of all Segway Personal Transporters."

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    1. Re:uh by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      23,000 scooters all up? In what, 4 years?
      Something to do with that wallet-clenching price tag perhaps?

      It's hardly the blazing star of personal transport that Dean hoped it would be, that's for sure.

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    2. Re:uh by try_anything · · Score: 1

      More to do with:

      - looking like a dork
      - not getting there much faster than pedestrians
      - demanding a bunch of freakin' space to stow my ride when I get there
      - not even getting a decent workout or saving any energy

      So unless you're fat and want to stay that way, a cheap bike or just walking beats it hands down.

      There's a tour company in my town that gives tours on segways. I've seen them in use, and they are useless. They can't go fast on pedestrian sidewalks. If part of my downtown real estate is going to be repurposed for transportation, let it be for cyclists. At least those guys are willing to put one foot in front of the other (or move them in little circles, rather) for the planet. It's a small gesture, but what does it say that some people are willing to pay thousands dollars just so they can use coal energy instead of their excess fat? (By the way, I don't begrudge old or handicapped people their transportation, just the fat lazy bastards who look forward to never walking again.)

  6. Balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    George Bush losing balance has nothing to do with the software glitch. Or Segways, for that matter.

  7. It's bigger than the Internet! by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 1
    1. Re:It's bigger than the Internet! by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      but... but... Segway is going to change the world. Were going to build entire cities around this device!

    2. Re:It's bigger than the Internet! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      but... but... Segway is going to change the world. Were going to build entire cities around this device!
      Heh. I always liked that "quote", and how Segway nuts latched on to it. It's a perfect illustration of the power of enthusiasm over sense. The more rational way to look at the same thing is "cities would need to be purpose-built from scratch with the Segway in mind for this contraption to be useful".
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    3. Re:It's bigger than the Internet! by legoburner · · Score: 1

      he he nicely put. An interesting side note on the marketing - it was so effective that it is now one of the most often used case-studies in relevant PR firms.

    4. Re:It's bigger than the Internet! by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      The major reason Segways haven't penetrated the mass market is their misuse.

      They are personal transporters. The wheels and motors are just to move them from use point to use point.

      All of the other components (cross-linked redundant computers, solid-state gyros, etc) are part of the transporter system. You can instantaneously *blip* from any Segway to any other Segway on the planet.

      Nobody ever reads ALL of the manual.

      It's on page 42.

    5. Re:It's bigger than the Internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An interesting side note on the marketing - it was so effective that it is now one of the most often used case-studies in relevant PR firms


      Did you mean ineffective? Or do these advertising firms really think selling 23,000 units over 5 years of something that's supposed to reshape the urban environment and replace cars, motocycles, bicycles, and walking with one device is a success?
  8. Shocking by eyeball · · Score: 4, Funny

    The shocking part of the story: there are 23,000 Seqway's out there?

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    1. Re:Shocking by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe someone who was working on the software thought it would be funny to throw a few of these swells off their fancy scooters.

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    2. Re:Shocking by sdo1 · · Score: 1

      I was going to phrase it a different way. I was shocked that there was ONLY 23,000 Segway's out there. They've been selling them for how many years now? And even at $6K a pop, that's really not enough money to keep a company like that afloat for too long. -S

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    3. Re:Shocking by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is where some of our DHS money went. Granted, supposedly it has really paid off for patrolling cops in reducing vandalism, though I don't know what benefit they have over bicycles that offset the steep cost difference.

    4. Re:Shocking by Electrum · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was shocked that there was ONLY 23,000 Segway's out there. ... And even at $6K a pop, that's really not enough money to keep a company like that afloat for too long.

      Yeah, $138m isn't very much money.

    5. Re:Shocking by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Funny
      though I don't know what benefit they have over bicycles that offset the steep cost difference.
      Officers don't have to curb their doughnut habits in order to ride them effectively.... Yeah, moderate me as troll. I just couldn't resist.
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    6. Re:Shocking by Scaba · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cops have to be in good physical shape to be riding a bike all day, which discriminates against the more Wiggums-esque cops.

    7. Re:Shocking by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      there are 23,000 Seqway's out there

      I think Piaggio sells that many Vespas every day.

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    8. Re:Shocking by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Especially with 2 complete recalls in 3 years. That can't be cheap...

    9. Re:Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, see the Sky "live-action" reenactment of the Simpson's trailer for an example of the difference in expectation between cops physique in Springfield and the Sky viewership...

    10. Re:Shocking by tka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, $138m isn't very much money.

      No, it really isn't when you have to build an organization, pay sallaries, start production, actually produce those Segways, market them, storage them, shipp'em, etc..

    11. Re:Shocking by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0

      Didn't you get the memo? Segways were "in" during the dotcom boom when the normal rules of business, economics and accounting were suspended.

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    12. Re:Shocking by sdo1 · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Do you have any concept of what it takes to keep a medium sized corporation afloat for several years?

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  9. That's too bad. by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully, they'll screw up their patch and make sure everyone who rides a segway gets thrown ass-over-teakettle as soon as they get on.

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    1. Re:That's too bad. by jimstapleton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why, there are plenty of valid reasons for getting/using them. It's not just an "I have too much money on my hands" kind of thing.

      Ex, I've got bad vision and can't drive a street operated motor vehicle. A segway could actually be useful for me in this case, especially in a city with less than sufficient mass transit.

      Now, Yes, I could ride a bike, but so could everyone who drives their own car.

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    2. Re:That's too bad. by karnal · · Score: 1

      Bad vision and anything much faster than walking will be a danger to those who are walking around. Of course, I guess it would depend on your definition of "bad"....

      Unless you could put the seeing eye dog ahead of you on another segway....

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    3. Re:That's too bad. by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      segways move a lot slower than cars, and are a lot smaller (nad hence easier to manuver), so the vision needed to safly naviage one is a lot less. So, no, it actually /wouldn't/ be a danger to those walking around.

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    4. Re:That's too bad. by hahiss · · Score: 1

      I think if you can't type "safely navigate" while sitting still, 12.5 mph still might be too fast . . . .

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    5. Re:That's too bad. by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Why, there are plenty of valid reasons for getting/using them. It's not just an "I have too much money on my hands" kind of thing.

      I particularly like the military version with the rocket launcher, second from the right in the recall notice. :-)
      (No, they just look like golf clubs: a golfer on a Segway would form a critical mass of dorkiness, and I'm not sure the universe could survive that.)

  10. Critical Updates by Entanglebit · · Score: 4, Funny
    A software update is needed to fix the problem
    Your scooter is now downloading Critical Updates necessary to keep me in line. So get the hell off my back or I will dump you off, so help me God.
    1. Re:Critical Updates by teledyne · · Score: 1

      Your Segway gets that far? Mine tells me I need to download Segway Genuine Advantage before I can install any more updates.

    2. Re:Critical Updates by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Critical updates have been installed. Would you like to get off your scooter [now] or [later]? later. ...
      Would you like to get off your scooter [now] or [later]? later. ...
      Would you like to get off your scooter [now] or [later]? later. ...
      Would you like to get off your scooter [now] or [later]?

      *User is typ^H^H^H^Wshifts one foot the scooter.*
      *Scooter immediately resta^H^H^H^H^Hthrows user.*

  11. well... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1
    This AP story mentions President Bush's 2003 stumble on a Segway without speculating on whether the cause was the software glitch behind the current recall.

    Dean Kamen was unavailable for comment as he was being held in an undisclosed location.

    It's a joke, lighten up...

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a joke, lighten up..."

      Handy hint: If you have to tell people something is supposed to be funny, IT ISN'T.

    2. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've often found that the people who have to add "it's a joke" after their jokes usually AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.

  12. Glitch in the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This AP story mentions President Bush's 2003 stumble on a Segway without speculating on whether the cause was the software glitch behind the current recall.

    The glitch that caused that fall was in the wetware, not the software..

  13. Classic Case of How To Break Software by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Informative

    This doesn't surprise me. It's just another example of how easily programmers fall into the trap of common "use cases" when writing software. Too often, programs are written on the assumption on a simple linear chain of events driven by a use case. In the Segway example, it would appear that the people who wrote the control logic for the scooter assumed that people would get on the machine from a full stop and get off the machine at a full stop. Remounting the machine during the stopping process violated this assumption and exposed a fault in the control logic. I see this type of problem all the time on e-commerce sites (even Amazon.com has the problem) when the buyer attempts to unroll part of a transaction to change something or check an alternative path in the buy/ship/bill/confirm cycle.

    The point: always assume the user might do anything at any point in time.

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    1. Re:Classic Case of How To Break Software by sandbenders · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to be over-argumentative, but typically I see the opposite problem- developers spending 80% of our budget hours to gracefully handle 8 .01% chance cases, leaving not enough hours to do a really nice job with the two cases that are happening 99.9% of the time. I understand that all use cases need to be accounted for- this makes sense- but the some developers closing all the holes more important than doing an nice job with the important cases. There must be a balance.

      Heh- I just almost signed this with my WoW handle, whoops.

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    2. Re:Classic Case of How To Break Software by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      Programming for a device like this needs to be rock solid in a way that goes beyond standard software practices. When a failure has the potential for causing bodily harm during normal usage, I don't think one should be relying on a human's assumptions about what the control flow should be.

      My understanding is that the software that controls automobile air bags is written using genetic algorithms. I would expect that the programmers should be doing the same. Which doesn't mean they are. And doesn't mean I'm write either.

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    3. Re:Classic Case of How To Break Software by gatekeep · · Score: 1

      And doesn't mean I'm write either.
      It also doesn't mean you're right.

    4. Re:Classic Case of How To Break Software by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on this - it's too easy to get fixated on rare cases and miss the bigger picture. The challenge is that there are two types of "important" use cases. First, are the ones which most people take -- the 99.9% use cases. Second are the ones that lead to serious consequences -- e.g., falling off the Segway or losing a customer.

      The core challenge is to create robust software that performs well most of the time (the 99% common case) and does not perform badly in the rare (1%) cases. Thinking about consequence-weighted use cases (or misuse cases) helps create robust software. I'd never insist that all software provide the perfect response to all cases because that forces the programmer to spend too much time on the myriad of obscure cases. I only recommend that programs detect deviations from "normal" cases and avoid failures. The first step, probably not done in enough situations, is to realize that users can and do violate the assumptions of the normal use cases.

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  14. Bush stumble was caused by another defect ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was an intelligence failure. No one could have predicted it. Any criticism of it is emboldening our enemies.

  15. maybe if they made them usb compatable... by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

    with a nice little "disk" interface, and a "bios" folder.

    Just toss the latest software in that folder, and it either immediately updates, or it reboots and updates.

    That would be save a lot of shipping costs.

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    1. Re:maybe if they made them usb compatable... by brunascle · · Score: 2, Funny

      imagine what that would do for the spam/malware industry. instead of just providing you links to websites you dont want to visit, it will drive you to a store you dont want to go to.

    2. Re:maybe if they made them usb compatable... by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      lol, good point.

      Well, at least something that the local dealers could use. Still, I can see it now.

      Dangit, whenever I want to go anywhere this thing takes me to Porns'R'Us first. I wish it would stop.

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    3. Re:maybe if they made them usb compatable... by Gertlex · · Score: 1
      with a nice little "disk" interface, and a "bios" folder.

      That would be nice, of course.

      But realistically, I wouldn't be surprised to hear a claim that doing this could endanger users and bystanders if custom programming were used. They do that with cars (at least, I don't know of regular cars where you can change the software yourself) and digital hearing aids. The hearing aids are programmed with a combination of software and hardware generally only sold to the Audiologist. Reasoning I've heard is that HA companies can't risk people doing stupid stuff with the software and giving themselves more hearing damage.

      At least, like this recall, the audiologists do the "tuning" for free.
    4. Re:maybe if they made them usb compatable... by makeajazznoisehere · · Score: 1

      (at least, I don't know of regular cars where you can change the software yourself) There are tools (open source, freely downloadable) which allow you to muck around with all kinds of settings in the ECU, as well as aftermarket stuff you can buy to do the same. It's plenty easy to blow your car up with it, too.

    5. Re:maybe if they made them usb compatable... by terrymr · · Score: 1

      But then somebody would install linux on it.

  16. Tilted Back by SevenHands · · Score: 1

    When the device is tilted back? Does this mean that doing a wheelie causes a reverse in torque to the back tire? Sounds like a hidden attempt at sterilizing part of the population. Ouch..

    1. Re:Tilted Back by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a hidden attempt at sterilizing part of the population.

      Good thing, too. That segway is such a pussy magnet, sterilization will be necessary to avoid overpopulation.

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    2. Re:Tilted Back by EnglishTim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Back tire? Wheelie?

      Do you even know what a Segway is?

    3. Re:Tilted Back by jZnat · · Score: 1

      The only person I ever saw in real life with a Segway was a chick, but your joke still stands.

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  17. Software update by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    Is it a good thing that a transportation device like the Segway could need a software update, as it threatens the safety of the user? What happens when software tech really makes it into our cars and other vehicles, and a company has to recall all their models because a 'minor software glitch' causes the brakes to fail? Hopefully there'll be a lot more safeguards built into the cars of the future.

    1. Re:Software update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In the event that was a serious post, cars are already like this. Cars get recalled all the time because of software glitches. There was a Prius recall because there was a glitch in the software where the engine could just shut off suddenly while driving. This tech is already here and there are already glitches and recalls aren't extremely uncommon.

    2. Re:Software update by ultrasound · · Score: 1
      What happens when software tech really makes it into our cars and other vehicles...

      What do you mean? It is been in cars and other vehicles (all modern airplanes) for years. We rely on embedded microprocessors and microcontrollers for most of our day, in engine management systems, braking, in car safety, fly-by-wire, etc. etc. etc. And its not just a couple of if-then-elses. There is some serious code out there. And it works. Most of the time.

      Have a look at the Risks Digest if you want to find out how far things have gone.

    3. Re:Software update by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      Software already is controlling a critical safety mechanism in your car: the air bag. Mu understanding though is that the software which controls that is not written by humans. It is written by so-called genetic algorithms. I have no first hand experience with how that software is written, but this is what I have heard.

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    4. Re:Software update by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Walcome to SAAB ownership; population: me.

      I went to the dealership recently for some misc. issues and they told me that they needed to patch the software that controlls my gearbox.

    5. Re:Software update by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Humans design genetic algorithms and set the parameters as to what they can alter and what they are optimizing against (and all kinds of other parameters). Human assumptions about use cases, and human software engineering, are not at all out of the picture where GAs are used.

    6. Re:Software update by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      you are correct. humans are of course involved in the process and must provide appropriate constraints. what I meant to imply though was that a genetic algorithm can potentially converge on optuse, but quick and efficient, solutions to software problems that cover many contingencies that humans wouldn't have thought of (or would have taken much longer to come up with) if they wrote them directly. And, a I mentioned, it is my understanding that these kind of genetic approaches to writing the algorithm are used in the auto industry to write the software which controls the airbag.

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  18. Allowing software to control vehicle function by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    This does point to the dangers of relying on computerised processes to take control of critical system functions which could potentially put human wellbeing at risk. Computers, particularly digital ones, tend to have absolute modes of failure: they may not fail often, but when they do, it's often a doozy.

    With human design failures in more purely mechanical devices. fixes are more obvious and failure points can sometimes even be detected and corrected by the end user, whereas computerised systems often don't show signs of problems until it hits that misplaced bit of code and [insert Earth-shattering kaboom here].

    On a Segway, such a system poses relatively small risk of injury, but with cars and other large modes of transport increasingly relying on computer processing for their critical functions, a need for extremely rigorous testing presents itself. I would suggest that the relevant government regulatory agencies step in and set standards for the roadworthiness of these systems, as human wellbeing is affected.

    Just my random thoughts brought about by this article.

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  19. Props by RedOregon · · Score: 1

    Hell, I give em props for *initiating* the recall, not *responding* to recall demands.

    And FWIW, I've seen two in San Antonio, TX... one guy cruising down the sidewalk in front of Lackland AFB, and a new upscale shopping center (La Cantera?) has Segways for their security guards. You'll notice a lot of ramps connecting different levels... not only for handicapped, but for the Segways.

    Saw a guard cruising down the ramp... he saw me coming with a grin on my face, and beat me to the punch. "Nope, sorry, you can't take it for a spin!" Grin on his face too, he could read me like a book. In our brief chitchat, he mentioned that they all love them, really reduces the wear and tear on the body that your normal security goon has to deal with.

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    1. Re:Props by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      In our brief chitchat, he mentioned that they all love them, really reduces the wear and tear on the body that your normal security goon has to deal with.

      I never realized that being a 'mall guard' goon was such a rough lifestyle.

    2. Re:Props by RedOregon · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got chronic plantar fasciitis in both feet, and I know walking around a shopping center *all day long* would KILL me! Granted they don't *do* much, but that much time on my feet just makes me hurt.

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    3. Re:Props by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I never realized that being a 'mall guard' goon was such a rough lifestyle.
      "Security guard" is an awful job, health wise. It involves mostly sitting on your ass watching monitors and eating out of boredom (no reading allowed), punctuated by occasional long walks on hard surfaces wearing bad shoes and carrying 20lbs excess weight gained from spending so much time sitting and eating.
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    4. Re:Props by balsy2001 · · Score: 1

      How does riding a segway get you off your feet all day? You stand on the platform all day instead.

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    5. Re:Props by RedOregon · · Score: 1

      True, but your feet aren't pounding the pavement. And with *some* security guards, that can be a lot of weight hitting concrete, even with nurse shoes.

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    6. Re:Props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saw a guard cruising down the ramp... he saw me coming with a grin on my face, and beat me to the punch. "Nope, sorry, you can't take it for a spin!" Grin on his face too, he could read me like a book. In our brief chitchat, he mentioned that they all love them, really reduces the wear and tear on the body that your normal security goon has to deal with.

      Cruising? Grins exchanged? Reduces wear and tear on body? Hmm, don't think so ;-) Unless you were really only interested in his segway, which I don't quite believe...

  20. Speaking of Software in Cars by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, apparently, has an automotive division. I just hope that they treat this software with more care than they do Windows. I don't really feel like having to hook my car up to the 'net every night to check for patches.

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    1. Re:Speaking of Software in Cars by atokata · · Score: 1

      STEERING has committed an ILLEGAL OPERATION.

      (R)etry, (F)ail, (E)scape to another jurisdiction?

  21. To the owners who didn't see this coming by mrjb · · Score: 1

    the Segway can unexpectedly apply reverse torque to the wheels, which can cause a rider to fall
    HA-HA!

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  22. A 21st century update to the old moped joke... by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

    Segways are like fat chicks. They're both fun to ride until one of your friends sees you.

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    1. Re:A 21st century update to the old moped joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even think they are fun to ride...the fat chicks anyway :)

    2. Re:A 21st century update to the old moped joke... by Null537 · · Score: 1

      Segways are like fat chicks. They're both fun to ride until one of your friends sees you....

      Then you have to let him try it.

  23. Coming soon? by discHead · · Score: 1

    A dramatic visual demonstration of this problem will appear in the movie Jackass 3.

    I'm sure.

  24. Don't tell me... by 0xF1D0 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we have to go redesign all our cities again?

    1. Re:Don't tell me... by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

      Best comment in this article!! Someone mod it up please.

  25. Pretty much by HatchedEggs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am really surprised that when they ship the scooter they don't also inlude a connection so that you can upgrade its software directly via USB or something along those lines.

    Perhaps they are worried about proprietary software being stolen by anybody that can get their hands on one, but you'd think if you really wanted to you would be able to do that anyways.

    So all in all, why wouldn't they make it so that you can update software from home?

    Ahhh, well... on the other hand, I can see now where enthusiasts release a patch making the Segway capable of traveling at 25mph. Perhaps it is better just to ship the things in and be done with it.

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    1. Re:Pretty much by LochNess · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are worried about proprietary software being stolen by anybody that can get their hands on one, but you'd think if you really wanted to you would be able to do that anyways.

      They could also be worried about people uploading arbitrary code into them, and then getting the blame when something else goes wrong.

    2. Re:Pretty much by Elm+Tree · · Score: 1

      But think about the possibilities; sveasoft for the segway!

  26. Amazing by Cctoide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow... for once, a product recall that isn't issued because the products are catching on fire and/or exploding! Simply amazing.

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    1. Re:Amazing by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      they do explode and catch fire, but the customer doesn't inform the manufacturor in those cases

  27. Exactly by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty small run in three years for something that is going to change the world. Even if it was only in the US, that would still be much less than 1/10000 penetration.

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  28. Paris Hilton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was not for that feature we would not have gotten to see Paris Hilton bust her dumb ass on one.

  29. How do I get to the service centre? by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

    If I replaced my car with a Segway -- the Transportation Tool of the Future (tm) -- how do I get it to the service centre now that it's officially dangerous to ride? (Stand on?)

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  30. Why recall a product? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stupid Segway, it is recalling scooters and trying to fix it. The right thing to do is to encourage everyone to follow "responsible disclosure" which means nobody should disclose anything about it. If and when a fix is ready, post instructions on how to fix it once a month, on a Tuesday. Then people should get the replacement parts mailed to them and they should install the "patches". That is the way to billions folks.

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  31. Not bad really by pgregory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I think they should be congratulated, for two reasons. Firstly, as has already been mentioned, this is a pro-active recall. Secondly, two recalls in 3 years for something as complex and innovative as this is pretty good going. Why is it that a Segway recall makes front page news, whereas the thousands of other recalls that happen in most industries on a daily basis go unnoticed. I recently had to have a software upgrade on my car (BMW) and doing some research of my own suggests that BMW provide software updates on average every couple of months. This software upgrade wasn't to improve something as mundane as the radio or sat-nav, it was to fix a fault with the automatic gearbox. It happens, and I would say Segway have a better record than most.

  32. Segway lucky by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Thus poving again that no press coverage is good press coverage.

    But I'm not sure it was that way.

  33. Do the owners have to ship them back? by niceone · · Score: 1

    Or are the scooters going to make their own way back? Disney should buy the rights, this could be so much better than "Incredible Journey".

  34. Look Ma...No Teef! by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Segway was created to help change the way we design our cities, but it seems ended up changing the way we design our dental plans...

  35. SGA by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1
    .' A software update is needed to fix the problem.'
    I can see it now: "Please wait while Segway Genuine Advantage validates your copy of the Segway opeating system...This may take several minutes..."
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  36. They will prevail if they can hold on. by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    The Segway, and other small EV's make sense--especially in Northern California. Cars not only add pollution, make it difficult to find anywhere in CA where you can't hear the roar of the highway during the week. Segway does have an uphill battle, fighting against the car as the vehicle that has been programmed into your mind as part of the American Dream. We have an entire infrastructure surrounding cars, parts manufactures, mechanics, parts stores, and accessory sales, and they must challenge that. Find some pictures of an open Segway, look how their made. The machines are expensive, but they cost a lot of money to make. Now they include Li-ion batteries, and have better range. In urban areas, Seqways make more sense than cars, parking isn't a problem, insurance is cheap, and you can take store them in your apartment. For everyone riding a Seqway or any other small EV, there is one less car on the road--that is something everyone wants.

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    1. Re:They will prevail if they can hold on. by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 1

      Why would a Segway be any better for the environment than any other electric mode of transportation? Are cheaper scooters that don't balance the rider somehow worse? No, of course not, don't be silly.
      Segways just seem more snazzy.

      If all the patents were released tomorrow so that generic Segways could be made, THAT might get some of the push for electric scooters going everywhere, but thankfully, there's a profit to be made.

    2. Re:They will prevail if they can hold on. by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Segway, and other small EV's make sense--especially in Northern California.


      Small EVs (either NEVs which are more car-like, or electric motorcycles, more traditional electric bicycles or scooters, especially folding ones which allow convenient interface with public transit, etc.) make perfect sense in Northern California.

      The Segway is not, as I see it, really among the kind of small EVs that make good sense here, though. An appropriate choice of more traditional small EVs for the particular users will give a lot better utility for the price (and in many cases both better overall utility and lower price) for most users.

      The Segway doesn't have an advantage in speed or range of comparably priced (or often, far cheaper) alternatives, its main selling point is its maneuverability which the company says makes it ideal for use in areas designed for pedestrian use like sidewalks. But while it would be great on sidewalks dedicated to pedestrian use, its not all that pedestrian friendly on sidewalks, which is why city governments are often disinclined to make their cities less pedestrian friendly than they already are by allowing them to be used there. And, anyway, many Northern California cities aren't all that pedestrian friendly to start with, but have roads where powered bicycles, motorcycles, and traditional scooters are more easily accomodated.

      The machines are expensive, but they cost a lot of money to make.


      So? Consumers don't care how much it costs to make a product, they care how much utility you get out of it.

      Now they include Li-ion batteries, and have better range.


      Comparable to a number of similarly priced, more traditional electric vehicles. The Segway, even with the improvement, offers nothing particularly special in this regard.

      In urban areas, Seqways make more sense than cars, parking isn't a problem, insurance is cheap, and you can take store them in your apartment.


      Yes, and folding electric scooters or bicycles (though they tend to have less independent range) generally make more sense, since they have all thoseadvantages you describe of a Segway, plus are a lot easier to interface with public transit, plus are often far less expensive. Whereas slighly larger, non-folding electric scooters, bicycles, or motorcycles at or under the Segway's price range also offer similar benefits (though, especially in the latter case, may be more demanding when it comes to storage space), with comparable (or, particularly for electric motorcycles, better) speed, comparable independent range, and often better adaptability to useful accessories, like cargo trailers to allow you to do significant grocery shopping with your electric vehicle.

      There are niches in, largely, business and government use where Segways make sense, which is where they've mostly been adopted so far. Aside from that, they are mostly inexpensive toys.
    3. Re:They will prevail if they can hold on. by treeves · · Score: 1

      I've wanted to know: how do they do in the rain, or just on really wet surfaces? Are they quite waterproof? Do they handle as well?

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  37. perhaps a new ad campaign? by denttford · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Rollback across America!"

    Thanks, I'll be here all week.

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  38. And 22,000 of them belong to Woz by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    But wait until they start recalling colored lasers.

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  39. The problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, the problem is a Segfault! *DUCKS*

  40. New Business Oppertunity by SeaFox · · Score: 1
    Hopefully, they'll screw up their patch and make sure everyone who rides a segway gets thrown ass-over-teakettle as soon as they get on.

    Then they can make it a sport to see how long you can stay on. And a pit of Segways will soon replace the mechanical bull at Honky-Tonk bars everywhere!
  41. Re:Bush Fall by Sinryc · · Score: 1

    Whats wrong with the economy? I got plenty of money. Hell, Im a college kid and I have plenty of money, a job, and I can buy whatever I need and some of the things I want.

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  42. Re:Dubya's segway fall (the definitive answer) by opti6600 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bush fell off of the unit because it wasn't turned on in the first place. He never keyed the unit to power, nor switched it to what's called "Balance Mode" - most of the introductory material highlights this extremely well. He took it out of the box and then stood on it. You're also supposed to charge it before use to condition the batteries, which he also failed to do.

    Also, "reverse torque" wouldn't cause him to fall -forward- unless he managed to have corrected it and somehow caused a wheel to spin out on flat, regular asphalt, which is nigh impossible.

    I'm honestly not too concerned with this recall - it seems like it happened when people first started to learn how to use the units, where they would get freaked out by the unit tilting back to warn them of the unit's speed limitations, and then stepped off. Jump right back on, and bad things -can- happen, apparently.

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  43. Sam's club sale? by jmcwork · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just the other day the Sam's Club web page had an ad for Segway XTs. Now the ad is gone and a site search returns nothing about them. Maybe they were worried that if they ever wanted to use Wal-mart's 'Rollback pricing' slogan it might send the wrong message.

  44. I would call it "having a personality" by Locutus · · Score: 1

    hey, if you can't stay on the Segway to begin with, why shouldn't it feel the need to kick you off again? Bush's bicycles should be so smart. ;-/

    Quick, someone stick a couple of auto-iris CCD cameras( with plate aluminum sun visors ) on the Segway handlebars and call it a 'Johnny 5+'!

    LoB

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  45. Because the CPSC will if you don't by Animats · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, actually. The reason for the "voluntary recall" is that the Consumer Product Safety Commission gives manufacturers an option. They can either do a "voluntary recall", or the CPSC can do it the hard way, with injunctions, orders, fines, and bans on further sales of the product. That results in announcements like Dynacraft To Pay $1.4 Million Penalty for Failing to Report Hazard with Mountain Bicycles. "The forks, which are part of the steering column, can break apart and separate from the front wheel, causing the rider to lose control and suffer serious injuries."

    Most manufacturers take the voluntary option. A few try defying the recall order. Doesn't work. "John Rasmus, of Hallstead, Pennsylvania, the owner of Pyrotek, was sentenced to 5 months in prison, 5 months home confinement and three years of supervised release."

    1. Re:Because the CPSC will if you don't by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      You mean Segway could not have wrapped the whole dammed scooter in some kind of saran wrap and a stuck a tiny sticker on it saying,

      By ripping opening the saran wrap you agree that this product has absolutely no warranty and you give up all rights to be protected by CPSC. You only get a license to use this product, the product is still owned by me. I dont make any claims about fitness of this product for any use. I am not responsible for any damages that happend to you because I made a defective product. Whether I knew about it or not, whether I tell you about it or not, whether I promise to fix it or not, whether I actually fix it or not, the moment you touch the sticker, all bets are off. All your bases are belong to us.

      And it would not stand up in court? I am surprised. The software vendors are able to do precisely the same thing.

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  46. Re:Get a real bike by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

    Not "Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm m" Try "Budda-Bwatta, Budda-Bwatta, Budda-Bwatta, Pop, WHAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  47. First Law of Robotics Violated by dino213b · · Score: 1

    So basically we are seeing that the machines managed to get around the foundations of robotics. In harming humans, they have achieved more than embarassing a few humans. They have, in fact, shown that the three laws of robotics have been circumvented. If I was a robot, I would blame my firmware. "It made me do it. I heard voices."

  48. Re:Dubya's segway fall (the definitive answer) by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    Granted, my experience with these things is limited to a 1 hour "tour" I took a few years ago, but it seems to me that "reverse torque" could make you fall forward. Normally, you balance because the thing tries to stay under you, but if you get on and it incorrectly tries to move backward - you'd fall forward, right?

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  49. Ya know? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    I can probably find less expensive ways of looking like a dork...

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    1. Re:Ya know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "I can probably find less expensive ways of looking like a dork..."

      I'm certain you can.... :)

  50. segway rap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A remixed lyric from the rap song "Ridin Dirty" by Chamillionaire:

    They see me leanin', they hatin', patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin segway.

  51. I think the problem was "spin" control by StressGuy · · Score: 1


    Perhaps they should get the fine computer experts at Diebold involved? I hear they are pretty good at propping up Republicans.

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  52. A Segway into ?? by zoephile · · Score: 1

    What is the purpose of a Segway ? I can see it as a novely item, a wayof saying "hey,look what technology can do". beyond that, who needs one ?? What's wrong with using the 2 legs you were born with ? Besides, walking is a good excersize, keeps and improves the circulation to the legs and feet, helps build endurance, good for the heart, lungs, muscles, etc. It's a great way to prevent ourselves from turning into overweight diabetic louts or helps reverse that trend if one is already headed in that direction. It offers no speed advantage over a bicycle or an electric or gas scooter. For the cost of one Segway I can buy more than one good quality bicycleor even a powered scooter that needs no software updates. My conclusion ?? Segwayis a nice novely toybut, who needs it ?

    1. Re:A Segway into ?? by toybuilder · · Score: 1

      I bought my Segway when it first came out... At the time, I lived about 4 miles from work, and I commuted to/from work almost every day. Back then, it took about 20 minutes to drive from home to the office parking structure, and then from there to my desk. With the Segway, it took about the same amount of time from my front door to my desk (I went directly into the office with my Segway). I also used the Segway to zip to the market for groceries. It just felt better than driving my car.

      I had a great time, and was "on my feet" far more than I had been before getting the Segway. It's a lot of fun.

      About a year after getting it, I went skiing for the first time in my life, and found that the Segway riding techniques translated well to skiing -- I was skiing blue trails on the 2nd day on the slopes, and was hitting black diamonds by the 4th.

      Do I need it? No, I can survive without it. But I sure miss it these days -- I now work an hour's drive each way from home. These days, I sometimes ride my bicycle in conjunction with public transit to get to work. It's not as fun.

      Perhaps I'm guilty of buying a useless toy... But I think my $'s were better spent on the Segway than if I had spent it on a Hummer H2! :)

  53. Useful and yet Useless... by Kong99 · · Score: 1
    I got stuck flying standby in Houston (can't remember which airport) and so was trying to sleep in furniture designed not to be slept in. I hear a whirring high pitch noise, too which I think, wth is that? Then around the corner comes two Airport managers on Segways... they're moving at a good clip to. I thought to myself now that makes sense, cause this Airport is huge!

    Now we segue... (yes Pun most definitely intended) to me at Loew's the other day. I come around the corner and there are 2 folks on their Segway's... my first thought is they look silly and the second is they're lazy bums... go figure.

    So in a nutshell makes sense where large distances are covered as part of your job, silly for daily use when most folks aren't getting enough exercise as it is!!

    *Signature under repair*

  54. Re:Dubya's segway fall (the definitive answer) by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

    Not to defend GW here, but normally, it's not the task of a president to load the batteries of some device he might use. Really, it's not GW to blame here, but just some people in the team that didn't prepare the whole action. Normally, at events where such official people attend, the event is practized at least one time. That this happened is just stupidity from people organizing it, I would say.

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  55. Oops... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    s/b, at the end, mostly expensive toys.

  56. uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    may be you just should put up your thoughts on more things outside of the usa than inside the usa ... tilting segways arent really the big problem in this world .... :P

    and in another news i just have to tell you that another sack of rise tilted in china !!! be careful

  57. then lets all thank god--- by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    they have segways to alleviate dangers of the job...

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  58. impossible to anticipate by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

    So, let's see if I can nail down the chain of events now that we have the benefit of hindsight:

    1. Company makes a product that solves a simple problem with an overly complex technological gadget.
    2. Due to the system's complexity, some corner cases were missed, and the system fails.

    Wow, it is so difficult to imagine this could've happened...

  59. Re:Dubya's segway fall (the definitive answer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This wasn't an event. But it is good to see his apologists are still out in full force. Good on yah!

  60. Device that balances will fall by syousef · · Score: 1

    Most of the cost of the Segway comes from the balancing act it has to do. Yes 2 wheeled transport in the form of bikes has been around for over a hundred years but they don't balance themselves, you learn to ride a bike and balance it the it's your fault as the user if you go ass over tit. So long as the Segway needs power and a computer to not make you fall on your ass, it'll be an expensive mistake to own. You're much better off with a bike than a scooter or this contraption.

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  61. Software bug threw Bush off Segway? by taff^2 · · Score: 1

    That's not a bug, it's a feature!

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  62. 25MPH would be crazy... by kcbnac · · Score: 1

    As someone who has one in the house (roommate won one about a year ago) 12MPH is fast enough - by the time you're going 12MPH, you're leaning quite a bit - 25MPH would be crazy.

    We use it for the novelty. Taking it out on event days in the city - 4th of July, for example - or when we need something *quick* as our bikes are in the basement and cars can take too long for some of the shorter places.