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PC World's 25 Worst Web Sites

Cilibrin writes "PC World has posted a story on the 25 dumbest dot-coms and silliest sites. Among those to make the list are the pet-related Neuticles — a site for testicular implants for pets — and every child's favorite, Rabies for Kids." From the article: "As venture capitalists scramble to throw money at anything labeled Ajax or Web 2.0, and Web publishing becomes so simple that anyone with a working mouse hand can put up a site, we offer our list of the 25 worst Web sites of all time. Many of our bottom 25 date from the dot-com boom, when no bad idea went unfunded. Some sites were outright scams — at least two of our featured Net entrepreneurs spent some time in the pokey. Others are just examples of bad design, or sites that got a little too careless with users' information, or tried to demand far too much personal data for too little benefit. And to prove we're not afraid to pick on somebody much bigger than us, our pick for the worst Web site may be the hottest cyberspot on the planet right now. "

272 comments

  1. Myspace... by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should've taken all 25 spots.

    1. Re:Myspace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's so emo zomg!

    2. Re:Myspace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, YouAreNumberOne.org should have at least taken one spot.

    3. Re:Myspace... by Danga · · Score: 2, Funny

      Myspace...
      Should've taken all 25 spots.


      Someone is mad they can't get anyone to add them as a friend...

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    4. Re:Myspace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Graphically, many MySpace pages look like a teenager's bedroom...

      In a MS presentation on moving from CMS 2002 to Sharepoint 2007 it was said that MS learned a lot from sites like MySpace regarding collaborative sites.

    5. Re:Myspace... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Probably as in... here is a fine example of how NOT to make a CMS :-P

    6. Re:Myspace... by garett_spencley · · Score: 1, Informative

      While it's undeniable that there's tons of Crap on MySpace, it also has it's uses.

      As an independent musician who has a CD out, MySpace has given me an excellent means of promotion and finding new listeners. I've also been able to find other musicians to form bands with using MySpace. I wouldn't have a bass player right now if it weren't for MySpace. It was simply a matter of heading over to google and typing "inurl:myspace.com (my city name) bass" (since MySpace lacks a useful search feature, heh) and I found tons of people in my city who played bass.

      Yes MySpace is total crap from a technological point of view. I completely understand why the slashdot crowd would have big problems with it. I just, personally, have a hard time disliking it since so much good has come out of it for me.

    7. Re:Myspace... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just hate the fact that it's chock full of chain letters.

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    8. Re:Myspace... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      I personally think there are 25 porn sites that should have taken every slot. And if MySpace is the most popular site on the internet, there are obviously a few people who don't think it's the worst website ever. The list probably should have been entitled "25 worst websites for a Linux user". And even in that case, then Linus Torvalds' site should be on there, assuming it still has absolutely nothing to do with Linux.

  2. goatse by glimmy · · Score: 0, Troll

    So these sites are better than goatse, lemon party, and hai2u?

    1. Re:goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. They're worse. It's a list of the 25 worst, not the 25 best.

    2. Re:goatse by doctorsmoothy · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget bottleguy and tubgirl. Why is it so satisfying to make a friend say "I am never looking at a link you sent me again"?

    3. Re:goatse by Faylone · · Score: 1

      bottleguy? Thank God I haven't been linked there. You, sir, have saved my eyes.

    4. Re:goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 'bottleguy' is who I'm assuming, it's a picture of Kirk Johnson (the Goatse man) outside somewhere with a rather wide bottle rammed up his arse. You can't see into the abyss like you can in hello.jpg, but nonetheless it's fun to tile 100 times on lame forums.

  3. Worst? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Bumper Bawls(bawlz? something like that) beat Neuticles I think; they were fake testicles for CARS.

    I hope they were a joke.

    1. Re:Worst? by Cheapy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope. They aren't a joke.

      I've seen them. On cars that is.

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    2. Re:Worst? by dman123 · · Score: 1
      I hope they were a joke.

      I've never seen a pair on a car but I think I've seen at least 10 trucks/SUVs with them. Blech!
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    3. Re:Worst? by FlamingToad · · Score: 1

      Car testicles are real. I've seen them...Usually on trucks.

    4. Re:Worst? by Tiiba · · Score: 0

      I saw one on an 18-wheeler. That was hilarious.

    5. Re:Worst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They exist and are quite common in Kansas (and in the Midwest in general I think). I'm always tempted to 'neuter' them with a pair of tinsnips. >:D

    6. Re:Worst? by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1

      I just ordered some. For my bicycle.

  4. YES! by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad it made number one. I work in a computer lab as a student at a university, and Myspace is responsible for more browser hangs than everything else combined. That site is a festering cyst on the asshole of the internet.

    1. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you should blame comedian Rush Limbaugh for that reference. Limbaugh the gung-ho warrior...deferred from serving his country during the Vietnam era...because of an anal cyst. That's where the reference comes from.

    2. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      an anal cyst

      Wait. Did you say he HAD one or WAS one?

      Either answer is okay but the second is more satisfying.

    3. Re:YES! by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Uh, not really. I just used that as it's a particularly nasty image to describe an equally nasty website. Didn't know that Rush had an anal cyst.

    4. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an anal cyst

      Wait. Did you say he HAD one or WAS one?


      Well, you are what you eat...
    5. Re:YES! by mnmn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Myspace was #1?

      I clicked on #1 and I got to a generic pcworld.com site asking me to enter my personal info. I agreed with the choice.

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    6. Re:YES! by NightDragon · · Score: 0

      Number one is complete utter bullshit. How unlike (the usually great reporting of) PC world to pick on the 3 ton giant that is so popular in the news. Its a great idea. Almost everybody uses it ages 16-21, and many use it 21-30. Its a great place to meet new friends (im talking about maybe reuniting with your long lost friends, or maybe meeting a friend of a friend, or someone at school. Not a stalker/child abducter, So dont even bring it up.), and its a EXTREMELY great way for new artists to get recognized. it seems to be the indie hotspot on the web today. So what if it causes a few web browser hangs? Maybe if your "computer science" department knew what it was doing, it would use a STABLE browser, such as Firefox. I've been a user for myspace long before it was fameous, and ever since i started using firefox i havent gotten one browser hang. Maybe why you hate myspace so much is because of how popular it is. It brings mainstream people (your jocks, frat boys, cheerleaders, etc) farther into the world wide web (which was once considered a sacred place for computer geeks) then ever before. And just so you know, that "festering cyst" brings in millions of dollars for up-and-coming bands. that reason alone should keep it off #1 on the worst web list. OBVIOUSLY PC World did not do its research in this article.

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    7. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, I clicked on #1, saw a big ... weird pop up window that appeared on the page to obscure the entire article, so I figured that was what #1 was. Why does slashdot link to such sites?

    8. Re:YES! by thecashcow · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It should be called myadvertising.com the usability for visitors is shocking.

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    9. Re:YES! by postmortem · · Score: 0

      Firefox runs many myspace pages like crap. Reason is total lack of any standard on those. It is not rare that CPU utilization goes as high as 100% when one of many bad designed (in a lack of better word; sorry for calling it that way) profiles is opened. Next, many of pages work properly only on I.E., Firefox usually strugles with backgrounds and text. The excuses for human beings using them never heard of anything else. To summarize, myspace is for them others, and is as good website as I am good carpenter and cook.

    10. Re:YES! by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Firefox + adblock = no ads on myspace what-so-ever.

      The biggest reason for myspace problems is the fact that idiots post 20 movies on their site that run at the exact same time. Have adblock block all those too, and you won't have any myspace problems.

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    11. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: "No matter WHAT the nominal subject of the thread might be, I have to try to drag it off onto partisan screeching."

      You need to take your medication every day, son, not just when you feel "bad".

    12. Re:YES! by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1


      I use myspace fairly often and I think the issue is actually the Flash player (which is typically invoked ten trillion times on each myspace page).

    13. Re:YES! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I hate MySpace for those reasons - but I was unimpressed when PCWorld went into a "OMG won't somebody think of the children" rant: "The ease with which anyone of any age can create a page, upload photos, share deeply personal details of their lives, and make new "friends" quickly turned MySpace into a one-stop shopping mall for online predators." ... "MySpace has begun modifying its policies--for example, limiting adults' ability to contact minors. That's hardly enough. Requiring some kind of authentication from MySpacers--or their parents--to validate their ages and identities would go a long way toward scaring off the creeps and making the site a kinder, gentler social network."

      Most sites on the Internet that allow people to communicate have no such restrictions, and I'm going to be wary of any site which requires proof of personal information just because of a few highly publicised cases that used the site as a scapegoat. Perhaps we should be teaching these children a bit of personal responsibility.

      This is not a "security" issue as they claim. This is the sort of ranting I'd expect from the Daily Mail, not a tech site.

    14. Re:YES! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      That site is a festering cyst on the asshole of the internet.

      I need some bleach for my brain now...

  5. The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    25. Rentmychest.com.
    24. IKissYou.org
    23. InmatesForYou.com
    22. Digital entertainment network (den.com)
    21. Golden Palace Casino
    20. Hotmail.com
    19. WebVan
    18. Beenz.com and Flooz.com (tie)
    17. Boo.com
    16. Microsoft Windows Update
    15. Neuticles.com
    14. BidForSurgery.com
    13. Whitehouse.com
    12. The Dancing Baby
    11. Rabies for Kids
    10. MyLackey.com.
    9. HamsterDance.com
    8. BonziBuddy
    7. Pets.com
    6. Pixelon.com
    5. AllAdvantage
    4. CD Universe
    3. Cartoonnetwok.com
    2. CyberRebate
    1. MySpace.com

    1. Re:The full list by slagell · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was afraid I would see my site up there. :-) Good thing no one visits it.

    2. Re:The full list by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Funny

      They TOTALLY left out Association of International Glaucoma Societies!

      Maybe it's because they cleaned up their act. They no longer play the Glaucoma Hymn upon visit - you have to click on something now. They've still got the frames, the horrendous color scheme, and the bobbing heads, which I suppose represent people with Glaucoma.

      Glaucoma, Glaucoma, Glaucoma
      Constricting vision slowly
      Halted by progress of science
      Vision of a world united
      Beyond all science knowing...

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    3. Re:The full list by Danga · · Score: 4, Funny

      dude, you look like a simpsons character!

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    4. Re:The full list by rahmza · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but the worst website I have ever seen has to be http://hosanna1.com/

    5. Re:The full list by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      I respect your taste, but fear your ability to discover such things.

    6. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a nod to The Smiths, they should've gone with "girlfriend with glaucoma I know, I know it's serious."

    7. Re:The full list by Hidyman · · Score: 1

      I think you are right.
      That is the worst page I have ever seen.
      The best part is the link to the web designers site.

      Be afraid ...

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    8. Re:The full list by nolife · · Score: 1
      LOL
      Wow, you aren't kidding.
      <meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Publisher 2000">
      <meta name="Author" content="Design of this webpage and sWish Movie and Extensive customization of this code by Lynda R. Farley AAA World Wide Web Design ">
      OMG, it gets better, that same web design "company" makes more pages just like it and appears to charge for it!
      http://www.hosanna1.com/AAAWWW/

      Oh well, different strokes for different folks.
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    9. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you missed the Great Site Award at the bottom of the page -- right next to the American Liar Association banner.

    10. Re:The full list by freemywrld · · Score: 1

      Bah! I'm blind! Perhaps that site exists to give people eye disorders...

    11. Re:The full list by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Please expect the bill from my optometrist in next few days.

    12. Re:The full list by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't have a Windows box within reach right now... can anyone tell if that (hosanna1.com) renders into anything remotely legible in IE? In FF it looks like a Jackson Pollack painting...

    13. Re:The full list by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Using IE Tab it looks exactly the same, but has the added bonus of launching pop-up windows which play music at me.

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    14. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the guy who designed the site thought it was sweeeet... dude. like... whoa

    15. Re:The full list by yog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They've obviously never visited University of Massachusetts at Boston's website or Northeastern University's School of Professional and Continuing Studies. Just try to find a course listing on these pathetically designed sites; I dare you. Note especially how you need to look up a code that corresponds to "Fall 2006" on the UMass site before you can even search for a fall course, and you have to go through this horrific Peoplesoft data entry screen. I am sure that the average high school student could have designed a simpler, more usable site than either of these.

      Fooey on bad web sites, made by multimillion dollar organizations, that cause hundreds of people to have to call up the institution and ask how to navigate to the information they need. Simpler and more cost effective would have been to simply put the university's logo and a phone number, since you're going to have to call them anyway.

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    16. Re:The full list by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this great gem. This catchy hymn will be in my head for at least a week...

    17. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It's all over the place in IE too. Oh wait...with IE you do get the experience of about half a dozen equally bad pop ups. Hosanna!

    18. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *hisses*

    19. Re:The full list by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      In all fairness though, they do warn would be customers :
      Your Website
      is a
      PERMENANT (sic)
      AD

      Dramatic Looking

      AAAWWW specializes in 'special'.
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    20. Re:The full list by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      Well, you're quite right. That's a beastly site, from its unreadable graphics to the awful hubris of explaining why IE 4.x (!) is the browser I really need to be using. I suppose the site owner knows best: she's the owner of AAA World Wide Web Design. Frankly, though, PCWorld should have done a top 1000 suck websites. There's sooo much out there -- beginning with anything that's generated by Microsoft Front Page.

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    21. Re:The full list by euri.ca · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The University of Waterloo (in Canada) uses a similar system. They can only keep the system up for 16 hours a day (I asked why, they won't tell me) and you have to click through 3 or 4 screens sometimes with only one option Transcript>view transcript>Still want to view your transcript>Hey you want a transcript>click here for a transcript

      But think about it, their customers only pay a few thousands of dollars a year.... who can afford to build a webapp for just $10 000/ seat?

    22. Re:The full list by belmolis · · Score: 1

      That a university with such an outstanding CS program has such an awful web site is a nice example of the disconnect between IT and CS in many universities.

    23. Re:The full list by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I remember DEN. Mostly because there was some kind of tv news puff piece I saw around 1999 on how the kid who started had a shiny new Ferrari to tool around in.

      It doesn't really bode well when your business plan is "tool around in expensive sports car".

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    24. Re:The full list by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      Not only do they make their own site they have a service to provide others with the benefits of their superior web design skills: AAAWWW

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    25. Re:The full list by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      What? No timecube? ;-)

    26. Re:The full list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rent my chest" ??
      I would be better "Rent my ass!"

    27. Re:The full list by cbhacking · · Score: 1
      awful hubris of explaining why IE 4.x (!) is the browser I really need to be using

      Well... IE4 was made infamous as the browser that ran remote binary code on your machine with hardly any security. Maybe they're too cheap to hire somebody who can hack his way into IE6 but still want their drive-by downloads? I don't know... lameness, seriously.
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  6. What's wrong with rabies site? by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People need to get basic information from somewhere, what's so terrible for this particular source?

    1. Re:What's wrong with rabies site? by mblase · · Score: 2, Informative

      what's so terrible for this particular source?

      I think the (legitimate) gripe about this particular site was the garrish design. The whole thing is very, very 1990s-college-freshman in the way it looks.

    2. Re:What's wrong with rabies site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's for kids?

    3. Re:What's wrong with rabies site? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      That's probably because it IS late 1990's college student designed. I'll bet you. The date on the template is 1999, and last review of the site was in '03. They probably used an intern to make it.

  7. Those are pretty bad... by HatchedEggs · · Score: 1

    Of course, there are much worse out there. How do I know, I see it every time a new person wants to start a fan site about something stupid.

    On the other hand, there are lots of cool sites. www.stickdeath.com used to be cool, until they started using annoying pop ups (yay for blockers) and what not. Funny site though. There are tons of others... so, my suggestion, when you come to talk some trash about how bad those sites are and add your list, throw out a site you think is cool as well.

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    1. Re:Those are pretty bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking linkspammer

    2. Re:Those are pretty bad... by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to see sigs I wouldn't have turned them off.

  8. Worst website according to Digg... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In a story with 1500+ votes, Digg users acknowledged THIS to be the worst web site ever:
    http://www.kwota.net/cdc/default.htm

    A quote: "I feel like I lost a part of my web design soul just by viewing this site."

    1. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. I agree.

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    2. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      GAAAHHHHH!!! Textured Backgrounds!!!! Frames!!! FRAAAMES!!!! 1995 has reared it's ugly head and has come to destroy us all. This site is the Medusa of websites, so ugly you will turn to stone.

    3. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Oh, man, is that ever BAD! I think it's up there with the worst site I've ever seen, right here. Hope you like blink tags!!!

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    4. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      I forgot to add...don't forget to click around in that site. Like a good wine, it reveals it's cache of "goodness" slowly and more with each click. My personal fave is the logo page. Believe it or not, they have made it much better than it was last time...nah, you'll never believe that so just trust me!

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    5. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by mblase · · Score: 1

      http://www.kwota.net/cdc/default.htm

      Kee-reist, that site literally makes my eyes hurt like they're trying to retreat into my skull. I am not kidding. I can still feel it.

    6. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I took a web design course, our instructor actually used this site as an example of what NOT to do. It remains the very worst site I've ever seen to this very day:

      http://www.geocities.com/sassy_angel_kisses/index. html

    7. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by dufachi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I am going to have to agree that the site in question should be on the top 10, considering that they claim on their hideous-looking site that they are both elite and elitists. Apparently, the elite are color-blind.

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    8. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by larien · · Score: 1
      Agreed - I took one look and saw a timewarp back 10 years.... some of the monstrosities from people who discovered animated gifs and the blink tag *shudder*

      I think I only used the blink tag once, to fake up a C: prompt with a flashing cursor for some help pages.

    9. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by just_forget_it · · Score: 2, Informative

      Someone should write an article about the 25 worst HTML tags

    10. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by imroy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Ok, that has got to be a parody. The author(s) claim to be a "Member of the HTML writers guild", but a look at the HTML shows it was produced with MS Word, complete with all the rubbish that entails. The clan members page however looks to be a dead give-away.
      i helped co-author two of the bestselling books, "Teach Yourself MS-Paint in 21 Days" and "Teach Yourself MS-Bob in 21 Days".
      i have written, consulted and co-written many various and numerous plugins for MSPAINT, including the "ALIASER" (a de-anti-aliaser), the innovative and hi-tech "Tree Fattener v2.0", and the "Lens Flare Drop Shadower" (if you've ever seen a lens flare with a drop shadow, and who hasn't, chances are it was done with the "Lens Flare Drop Shadower").
      Ah, right.
    11. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by ampmouse · · Score: 1

      They made the Logo page better?!?
      I guess they did, The old logo page is... Special.
      My favorite is the Email link graphic on the front page.

    12. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by ocdude · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...wow. I can't believe I clicked on that. I'm going to have nightmares for months...

    13. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by HUADPE · · Score: 1

      There are times when one is glad one has ELinks. This is one of them.

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    14. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by DarkestDream · · Score: 0

      enjoy.... it just a poll for worst HTML tag until they make a review about it

    15. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by nuklearfusion · · Score: 1
      My favorite is the Email link graphic on the front page.

      My favorite is the text that looks important (i don't know, because i dont have all night to read it), yet is BLINKING. whoever thought this up should be fired/ shot out of a cannon

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    16. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Whatever Digg may be, it's users seem to be experts in missing the point.

      If you google for ``hot asian noodz'', and go to the first hit, with javascript turned on for the full effect, then you'll see something which makes kwota.net look almost meditative.

      FatPhil

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    17. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by FrankNFurter · · Score: 1

      Yuck. And here I thought this site was the worst page ever. (What's even more embarrassing: I know the Romanian who came up with this nightmare.)

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    18. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by berberine · · Score: 1

      great, I'm blind now. Thanks.

    19. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by mattpointblank · · Score: 2, Funny

      This one's not as painful on the eyes but if it's real, it's probably even worse:
      http://www.superdesignstudio.com/

    20. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Quoted for truthery from the site:

      our pages load in one minute or less or it is free****
      if at any time our page causes your machine to crash, send us a screen shot and core dump and we will send you the hot fix, free***

      Anyone consider this may be a hoax/practical joke?

      Amusing, either way.
    21. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I think I only used the blink tag once, to fake up a C: prompt with a flashing cursor for some help pages.
      neat trick.

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    22. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by scottv67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cut the Slashdotting in three...two...one...

      Actually, Slashdotting that GeoCities user's pages might be a public service. Her web pages definitely made the Baby Jesus cry.

    23. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I deserve twenty lashes with a wet noodle for not using the Preview button. I'm a little hungover this morning.

      I meant to type: "Cue the Slashdotting"

    24. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by necro81 · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry:

      [note: most of this was in all caps - the lameness filter at /. made me retype it]

      cyber d-sign crew is responsible 4 cutting edge web, print and business card designs.[/all caps]

      We offer services using the latest technologies and plugins.

      all cyber design productions are y2k-bug tested and compliant. you have our guarantee.
      if you are not happy with finished project you take it and pay us.
      we do not consult with clients - we unleash the project

      there is a difference between being elitist and being elite.
      WE ARE BOTH.

      I want to run out and hire them right now.
    25. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      The very idea of putting a drop shadow on a lens flare is almost as wrong as going through the effort as actually writing some code to do it automatically. I expect he was committed shortly thereafter.

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      Made from the freshest electrons.
    26. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by Badfysh · · Score: 1

      You're just jealous because you can't code in HYML.

      --

      I was conned by an old man in a cloak. It turns out those *were* the droids I was looking for.

    27. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to humbly submit my local plumbers site:
      http://www.lunns.net/showerspares/
      extra points for the drifting 'lunns' text.

      --
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    28. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Naw, the afghan porn site run by those bornagains a bit higher on the page beats it out.

      Sure is colorful, tho...

      [ducks]

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    29. Re:Worst website according to Digg... by vgerdj · · Score: 1

      Got to be a joke, bottom of services page has:

      "* ALL CDC FINAL DESIGNS WILL BE SUBMITTED BY YOUR CHOICE OF FAX OR 5 1/4' FLOPPY DISK. PC AND MAC FORMATTING WILL INCURE AN ADDITIONAL CHARGE TO BE NEGOTIATED/DETERMINED BY US."

      5 1/4 - toooo funny

  9. Not enough silly by Aeonite · · Score: 1

    I don't know whether to be gratified or insulted that Ninja Burger didn't make the cut, as silly as it is.

    Though looking at their list, it appears they really weren't interested in silly anyway; sites that were intentionally silly number only 5 (by my count), the bulk qualifying as dumb (which I read as unintentional silliness or lack of quality):

    Dumb
    23. InmatesForYou.com
    22. Digital entertainment network (den.com)
    21. Golden Palace Casino
    20. Hotmail.com
    19. WebVan
    18. Beenz.com and Flooz.com (tie)
    17. Boo.com
    16. Microsoft Windows Update
    15. Neuticles.com
    14. BidForSurgery.com
    13. Whitehouse.com
    11. Rabies for Kids
    10. MyLackey.com.
    7. Pets.com
    6. Pixelon.com
    5. AllAdvantage
    4. CD Universe
    3. Cartoonnetwok.com
    2. CyberRebate
    1. MySpace.com

    Silly
    25. Rentmychest.com.
    24. IKissYou.org
    12. The Dancing Baby
    9. HamsterDance.com
    8. BonziBuddy

    1. Re:Not enough silly by Gamefreak99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BonziBuddy is about as silly as the Spawn of Satan.

  10. 23. InmatesForYou.com by owlman17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "23. InmatesForYou.com

    This site helps you find that special someone, even if you have to wait 13 years for her parole to come up."

    I tried clicking on the link but it says "Service Unavailable."

    I hope this wasn't slashdotted.

    1. Re:23. InmatesForYou.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its working now. Go get her. We're rooting for you.

  11. I hate to rain on this parade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Neuticles are more than cosmetic. Dogs that are shown need to be intact--which is to say, they need both nuts. If they're lacking one, they're disqualified. A fake nut is cheating, but it's pervasive.

    An intact dog is also required for breeding.

    1. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by QCompson · · Score: 1
      Plus, they're called neuticles. Neuticles! Maybe I'm just drunk, but that's the funniest thing I've heard since 1985.

      Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.
      Scratch that mofo off the list, PCTurd. I'm off to order a bathrobe.
    2. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by bitt3n · · Score: 3, Funny
      An intact dog is also required for breeding.
      I'm not sure the offspring of a dog bred from neuticles is going to meet expectations.
    3. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by exley · · Score: 1
      Can someone explain to me why parent has been modded "informative"? Both parent and modder seem to be missing something as well. A dog is not "in tact" if it has Neuticles. It just looks in tact, and damn if that doesn't sound "cosmetic" to me. Dog show people aren't going to go through the trouble of cutting their dog's nuts off just to put some fake ones in.


      An intact dog is also required for breeding.

      Riiiiiight, but, uh... You do realize that the testicles (I mean the OEM stuff, not Neuticles) perform certain biological functions that I'm guessing Neuticles can't perform. And if they can, wow, those are some impressive fake balls. But if they could (which they can't), what's the point of going through all this in the first place?

    4. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      An intact dog is also required for breeding.

      Hate to have to tell you this but Neuticles aint going to help with this. Unless you can get them with some sort of embedded pump.

      Hmm, now there's a patentable idea - time to experiment with a Super Soaker, a milking machine and several large male dogs. Wish me luck...

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    5. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Ok... maybe it's just me... but using OEM to refer to a broken dog (obviously, it hasn't been "fixed")... has to be one of the best things I've seen for the past month...

      Nephilium

      If anyone ever saluted a third lieutenant, the light must have been bad. -- Johnnie Rico in Starship Troopers

    6. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by Faylone · · Score: 1

      I predict those dogs are going to to either hate you, or be loyal for life.

    7. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Riiiiiight, but, uh... You do realize that the testicles (I mean the OEM stuff, not Neuticles) perform certain biological functions that I'm guessing Neuticles can't perform. And if they can, wow, those are some impressive fake balls. But if they could (which they can't), what's the point of going through all this in the first place?

      I bet he does. I bet he also knows that a dog having only one OEM testicle isn't that uncommon, and would also disqualify from breeding. So if you have this great dog that would otherwise earn you lots of money through breeding, but lacks one nut, what will you do?

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    8. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Come on, where are the comedians? I was expecting a whole load of "Neuticles ..... they're The Dog's Bollocks!" posts, and didn't see even one.

      Neuticles. They're the Dog's Bollocks!

      --
      Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    9. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      I predict those dogs are going to to either hate you, or be loyal for life.

      Depends on if he buys them dinner & a movie first, or just makes 'em pawprint a prenup...

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    10. Re:I hate to rain on this parade... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Sometimes humor doesn't translate across the pond very well.

  12. Glass houses... by Griim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best part is PCWorld's site sucks.

    I don't know what their minimum requirement is, but I don't like to maximize my browser window, so I can see what's going on in the background. I have a large screen though, so most sites will fit in a window that's roughly 1024 across...not this site though!

    And who doesn't love an article that's broken down into at least 5 separate pages? I know there's nothing I love more than clicking and waiting 5 times, just to read a single article.

    1. Re:Glass houses... by themushroom · · Score: 1

      I admit that I too wondered where the navigation links were. Usually there's a "Next 5" and "Previous 5" below the important text, right? Right? Uh...

    2. Re:Glass houses... by Kamineko · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Glass houses... by Griim · · Score: 1

      I realize some sites have a "printable" link to make the article not as obnoxious if you want to print it.

      However that's no justification why the article should be so poorly laid out to begin with.

    4. Re:Glass houses... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >The best part is PCWorld's site sucks.

      Agreed. I clicked on the #1 site link only to find pcworld blocking it with their own 'subscribe now' pop-up. Now that's crappy web design and no one at pcworld has any right to attack others until they clean up their own act.

  13. Re:Myspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had you bothered to read TFA, you might have noticed that myspace did, in fact, get #1 as the worst website.

  14. What a load of crap by slack-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

    This list is completely wrong, Hamster Dance is the de facto standard of excellence in web design. Ive modeled almost all of my geocities sites after it, and nowadays I try to implement its design features the my personal, and friends, myspace pages.

  15. Golden Palace is nuts. by technoextreme · · Score: 1

    They have the stpuidest ad campaign and PC World described it best as buy as much crap as they can. They bought the naming rights to a monkey. A freaking monkey for $600,000. On the one hand it is good for the monkeys because it's going to help them. On the other hand why???

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    1. Re:Golden Palace is nuts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have the stpuidest ad campaign and PC World described it best as buy as much crap as they can. They bought the naming rights to a monkey. A freaking monkey for $600,000. On the one hand it is good for the monkeys because it's going to help them. On the other hand why???

      Gee, why do you think? Being an online gambling site they can't advertise on television in the U.S. That $600,000 (which isn't that far off from what one Thursday night prime time TV ad costs to run, not including the quarter million it might cost to make) bought them publicity. It sounds stupid, but hey-- you know they did it. It got the name out there and you remembered the stunt. I'd say they got their money's worth... Can you remember the last ten TV ads you watched?

    2. Re:Golden Palace is nuts. by generic-man · · Score: 1

      For $600,000, they got thousands of people like you to post their name to various corners of the web.

      Ask 100 people to name an Internet casino. I bet the majority will say Golden Palace. That's what they buy with their zany expenses.

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  16. Badger Badger / All Your Base by themushroom · · Score: 1

    I know that Hamsterdance's animated GIFs and sped-up Roger Miller laugh predates Badger Badger Badger, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, and whatever other Flash goodies are out there, but it's really a matter of taste whether Hamsterdance is more annoying, eh?

    1. Re:Badger Badger / All Your Base by Jekler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. I think Hamsterdance, badger, all your base, etc. Are all a matter of "How funny did you find it?". They obviously weren't meant to be seriously attracting someone to use the site with some kind of purpose. I think the entire list should be redone minus joke (or "one hit wonder") web sites.

      I think a list of "worst web sites" should be done using only serious material. If you had a "dumbest quote" contest, you wouldn't include intentional jokes.

    2. Re:Badger Badger / All Your Base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think a list of "worst web sites" should be done using only serious material.
      I'd be most interested in comparing sites that are standards compliant.
      It takes a certain skill to offend visitors ... properly. :)
  17. Dorkinator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that nobody has ever seen rent-a-hacker.com What a freak'n chump John Klein "Cobra", AKA, Snidley Whiplash AHHAHAHA

  18. Re:Myspace by owlman17 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Right. Just saw it now. And with all the ads I had to go thru to read that, PC World should be part of the list.

  19. Clearly something wrong... by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    Clearly there is something wrong when "modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledresse scustomsewing.com" does not make it in the top 5 of worst .com lists.

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    1. Re:Clearly something wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The babes... did you check out the babes. Time for cold shower....

    2. Re:Clearly something wrong... by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      Wow, the counter at the bottom says 500692 people have visited that site! How much of that is due to the slashdot effect, or are there that many women in search of modest clothing?

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    3. Re:Clearly something wrong... by m85476585 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A typical /. effect for a front page story is 80,000, so I don't think a link in the comments would get 500,000. It looks like they set their counter to start as 500,000 and have had 692 visitors since then.

    4. Re:Clearly something wrong... by dochood1966 · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for the site!

      We are a Christian homeschool family with a teenage boy (15) and girl (13). We get into arguments with our daughter sometimes about her modesty in her dress. She dresses like most of her friends from public school, which usually isn't too bad. But sometimes, she'll get a pair of shorts or a t-shirt that shows WAY TOO MUCH! I sent her a link to this site, and threatened that we'd get all of her new clothes from here unless she uses a little more discretion!

      LOL! I can't wait until she sees it! That should solve THAT problem!

      dochood

  20. Worst website IS Digg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was funny is that the people couldn't tell it was a joke... bah! Digg, humbug, etc.

    1. Re:Worst website IS Digg... by lolocaust · · Score: 1

      *Phew* Thats exactly what I thought. My faith in humanity was about to be restored until I realised that most people thought it was real.

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  21. cheap hardware by undii · · Score: 1

    These guys have the cheapest hardware in Australia but their web page definitely doesn't have a budget at all :P http://www.msy.com.au/

    1. Re:cheap hardware by Danga · · Score: 1

      I think I could make a better performing site if I hosted it on my old TI-83+ calculator. That site is BAD.

      --
      Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
    2. Re:cheap hardware by Dantoo · · Score: 1

      Since you mention Oz hardware sites I would like to nominate this one:

      http://www.webmarkets.com.au//

      Only 3 of the links are clickable - please try them all.
      Note: The guy offers himself as a professional web designer. You too, for just a little money, can have a great looking inter-active website.

    3. Re:cheap hardware by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      These guys have the cheapest hardware in Australia but their web page definitely doesn't have a budget at all

      Another one I came across recently had been saved as html from ms word and had file:// links all though it.

    4. Re:cheap hardware by Kapiti+Kid · · Score: 1

      Curious trend here ... like a number of other 'worst site' nominations, it's done with Microsoft Front Page. Is it a problem with the software, or does it just have some sort of appeal to morons.

  22. Russell's Paradox strikes again! by argent · · Score: 3, Funny

    This must be a list of the 25 worst websites that don't list themselves.

    1. Re:Russell's Paradox strikes again! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Russell's Paradox would be a list of links to all websites which do not link to themselves in their links page.

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  23. Not that bad... by mrcolj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of the 60 million active websites out there, they're trying to tell me that I've even heard of any of the worst 25? I was expecting 25 on par with "neuticles" or "rabies for kids," not another baseless rant against Windows Update. And don't nobody mention Dancing Baby, which is so good that 7 years later I just showed it to my wife a week ago (who's too young to have seen it--25.) Moral of the story: no major magazine has ever put out a legit list (besides the Fortune 500.) PC World's list of the worst websites was as much of a letdown as every time you get suckered into reading those "PC World's 25 ways to speed up your computer!"

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    colinandbethany.com
    1. Re:Not that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did your wife grow up Amish?

      I'm 22 and I remember the damn thing.

  24. Discerning Dogs Can't Tell by Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love Neuticles. I think they are one of the best products on the market for dogs. I can picture this endorsement:

    Customer: After I had my first dog, Scamp, snipped, he just didn't lick himself with the same enthusiasm. When we were going to get our second dog, Arny, snipped we heard about neuticles. After they removed his manhood, we had the install a big ole pair of neuticles. He was unsure of himself for a few days. He sniffed at them tentatively, gave them a lick and he was hooked. I decided to get a pair for Scamp installed. And boy was he happy. Now, both dogs lick themselves with the same enthusiasm as if they had real balls.

    Arny & Scamp: (in unison) Woof! Woof!

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    1. Re:Discerning Dogs Can't Tell by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      You just made me cry laughing.

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  25. I'm sorry but... by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    The rabies site deserves an "OMG RABIES!!!"

    It looks like a 15-year-old girl designed that site. Poor Canada. :-(

    1. Re:I'm sorry but... by mkiwi · · Score: 1
      Correction to previous post:

      Replace "Poor Canada. :-(" with:
      "Designed in the USA by Hippies. ~_~"

  26. Windows Update? by raezr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never known anyone to have trouble with it. How is it difficult to click the "update" button and let it do everything for you?

    This sounds more like a lame attempt to bash "Micro$oft" yet again.

    1. Re:Windows Update? by Lord+Faust · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree. There's really nothing too obtuse about the Windows Update site; you load it up, it tells you what you *really* need and then lets you download it. Oh golly gosh no, you've got to load up an IE window! IE is part of your OS; it's not like you've got to reinstall it; might as well use it for something. Besides, who cares how unseemly the WU website looks; ideally, you should not be looking at it very often. And even if you do see the site frequently, it's providing an incredibly useful service; complaining about it's aesthetics is like saying "this manual should look pretty, even though it gives me what I need."

      That listing had to be one of the most poorly veiled shots at MS I've seen in a while. And I read /. daily! *zing!*

    2. Re:Windows Update? by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      I'm guessing you have a high resolution web browser display and/or you're only using Express. Try running it in 800x600 (or smaller - doesn't MSIE default to a pretty low resolution?) and see how easily you can read the list of critical updates (if you don't choose Express).

      Microsoft is notorious for their misuse of space, and Windows Update is no exception. Their primary idiocy is non-resizable dialogs, but I digress.

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    3. Re:Windows Update? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've never known anyone to have trouble with it.

      Windows update is okay. THE REST OF MICROSOFT.COM IS UTTER CRAP.

      A COMPLETELY random collection of pages, added with no particular scheme in-mind. It's extremely difficult for both their own search engine, and Google, to handle. And to make things WORSE, they go out of their way to REMOVE links to useful pages frequently, and eventually remove the pages themselves.

      I've made it a point to burn EVERYTHING to CD, that I've downloaded from Microsoft. Next system I setup, or next time I reinstall, I'm very likely going to need most of that same software, and I'm NEVER going to be able to find it. Even while the OS is actively supported, they're going out of their way to hide extremely important downloads.

      It's a nightmare trying to find anything for older OSes. Just try to find the PowerTools for Windows 95. I'm willing to bet NOBODY can find and download DirectX 6 for NT 4.0 (last released version), despite its popularity and utility. How about a copy of IE4, which is the only version of IE that can give 95 and NT4 active-desktop features, as found in later Windows versions? How long will the last versions of IE and DirectX for Windows 95 be available before they hide it, and remove all the files from their servers?
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    4. Re:Windows Update? by Andrew_T366 · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would you want to give Windows 95 and NT 4.0 "active-desktop" features? They ruin performance, usability, and stability while adding no functionality. In fact, one of the incentives for USING Windows 95 and NT 4.0 then and now would be the LACK of "active desktop."

    5. Re:Windows Update? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Why on earth would you want to give Windows 95 and NT 4.0 "active-desktop" features?

      Because "'active-desktop' features" include:
      1. organize the start-menu by right-clicking on it
      2. copy/paste or drag-and-drop folder location
      3. Quick-launch buttons on the task bar
      4. Image preview in folders

      etc.

      You got any other suggestions on how to get those significant features, without active desktop?

      In any case, it's a non-starter. Whether you want it or not, it is a feature some people are going to want, and Microsoft goes out of their way to prevent anyone from getting it.
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  27. Is it worst with traffics or without traffics by vz3phyre · · Score: 1

    Some of the website look nice and have lots of traffic come to their site. But some are really looks not professional. Maybe the PC Worlds rate based on the 'Seriousness' about the content. But maybe it also can be used a place to hang out :P Luckily my old websites not in the worst 25 list.... Hahahaha :D (Maybe they don't found it :P)

  28. zombo by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    What? No zombo.com?

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    1. Re:zombo by ferrellcat · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I thought!!! They also forgot Boohbah, which HAS to be the worst website ever to disgrace the web.

    2. Re:zombo by rk · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Don't you know you can do anything you like at zombocom?

  29. Re: myspace by klenwell · · Score: 4, Informative

    Resistance is afoot:

    http://code.google.com/p/moshi/

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  30. Re:My choice? by doctorsmoothy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Its probably too late to convince this AC's mother to abort him, eh? Anyone have any suggestions?

  31. Impossible! by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

    They missed www.realultimatepower.net/

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    1. Re:Impossible! by Danga · · Score: 1

      While that site is badly designed, I do find it highly entertaining. I think it is hilarious!

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  32. In some cultures by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    gauche and gawdy is right for business.

  33. But, while the I Kiss You site by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    seems silly to US people, I wonder if it seems so silly to Turkish people.

  34. alex chiu by name*censored* · · Score: 1

    How on earth did Alex Chiu not make it?

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    1. Re:alex chiu by larien · · Score: 1
      Hrm, so bad it's filtered by our work proxy:

      Reason: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

    2. Re:alex chiu by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

      Mabe because he is an obvious medical fraud. .....Just a thought.....

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  35. Actually, that site seems right for what it does. by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Their brick and mortar probably looks about the same, and it's probably about right for the customers they are targeting.

    We talk about Mom and Pop businesses on the web, well, that's what it will often look like.

  36. This one is the worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this one is the worst of them all...

    http://www.japanorama.com/ugliest.html

    1. Re:This one is the worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have an uncontrollable urge to vibrate in my chair whenever i click that button.

      and then i have an urge to click the button again...

  37. A funny take on Neuticles by BeeBeard · · Score: 2, Funny

    can be seen on a 4th season episode of "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" You can hear and see the inventor sum up his invention in his own words, accompanied by Penn's chiding commentary. If it's not enough for you to just *read* about artificial pet testicles, and you're more the type who wants to *see* them, then feel free to get ahold of the episode. It's episode 406 from season 4, entitled "Pet Love". You can probably get it right now using your favorite p2p program.

    And no, I am not Penn Gillette, nor do I have some kind of vested interest in selling you a pair of fake doggie balls. :) Although it would be pretty awesome to make some kind of "not only the president, I'm also a client remark" and whip out a second "supplemental" pair as proof positive of my commitment to the product.

  38. New Worst Site... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    I nominate PC World as the dumbest site on the web. They actually spent time researching and compiling a list with absolutely no practical use. Ok, if they are going to make fun of the people who thought up these sites, why don't they include the two chair jockeys that wasted time compiling this? Like there was nothing better to do? By the way, although these are pretty dumb sites, they overlook the fact that the site operators/creators are making *much* more money with their "dumb" ideas than are the people who worked on compiling the list, who evidently thought that the list was a good idea. Kinda ironic.

    By the way, I don't buy into the whole "MySpace Popularity" thing at all, but if it is such a dumb idea, how come the two creators have made $$$,$$$,$$$ off of it? If someone was making that much off of a "bad idea", maybe it wasn't sucvh a bad idea in the first place. Maybe wasting otherwise productive time compiling a list calling multimillion dollar website bad ideas was the read bad idea. Maybe the lists' creators' only MySpace friend is Tom.

    However, I *will* concede that some of the websited really were idiotic (read: Neuticles), but you should take into account the fact that if they manage to stay in business, then maybe they are actually making money off of a dumb idea, and that deserves some thought.

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    Sig Sauer

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  39. Myspace.com! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha it's horrible!

  40. Re: Bumper Bawls by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    No joke, I've seen them hanging from the back of large, powerful trucks on the expressways around me.

    I've not seen them very often, mind you, but every couple months or so I see another one (or pair, as it were).

  41. Out of the Underland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's one of my favorites -- this one deserves a mention for its sheer volume of nonsense and horrible design. A lawsuit against Bill Gates? Good luck finding a coherent paragraph anywhere on this page: http://www.geocities.com/redmondrose/

  42. Re:Myspacesucks.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tom doesn't want to be my friend oh boo hoo, his sites listed as the worst website "evAr!" suck it up myspace luser!

  43. Re: There are worse out there... by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    I think their "worst" calculation is acutally a composite measure, like (badness * max(popularity,notoriety)).

  44. treeloot? by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

    The list should have included treeloot.com, one of the oldest scams on the Internet.

  45. Stupid FTC investigators by 1053r · · Score: 1

    Website #3, Cartoonnetwok.com:
    "FTC investigators visiting one of his sites found their screens filled with 29 new browser windows for instant credit, online psychics, gambling, and porn sites. When they hit the Back button, another 7 windows opened--a technique known as "mousetrapping.""

    Well, it's their fault for not using Firefox!

    (Yes, I know firefox didn't exist back then, it's a joke)

  46. Re:Yay. An Aussie spamming his warez on /. by undii · · Score: 1

    You're an idiot. 1: It's not my site as if I would make something that bad 2: I have no care about "that Crocodile guy", never watched a show of his or had his life interact with mine. 3: Getting attention from America is about last of my list of "to do's" And to hide under "Anonymous Coward", I think I'd do that if I wanted to spam any stuff of mine on here.

  47. Re: myspace by NoTheory · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I say this as someone who both loathes myspace, and has an account (granted w/o any information filled in), but how is signing up for a myspace account resistance? The problem with moshi conceptually, is that people don't care whether their code or their CSS is kosher, they just care that it looks the way they want it to. I guess i just fail to see how moshi encourages people to be better. Even if you give a proof of concept, that doesn't mean that anybody is going to jump on the bandwagon.

    --
    There are lives at stake here!
  48. Re:My choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strap a bomb to yourself and run into his house?

  49. Best part by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What I really love about that site is their business motto:
    IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH FINISHED PROJECT YOU TAKE IT AND PAY US.
    I swear I've done business with these guys.
    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Best part by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Don't they work for Bill Gates????

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  50. Check the prices! by leighklotz · · Score: 1

    At $699 a pair for a custom size, they probably aren't even going to need venture funding!

    1. Re:Check the prices! by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      At $699 a pair for a custom size, they probably aren't even going to need venture funding!
      Hey, that's not such a bad deal. You get two things more than I got with my $699 SCO linux license!

  51. "Bumper Balls" by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  52. Um, no. by LiquidEdge · · Score: 1

    I was expecting to see 25 websites that were actually crappy, not another rehash of .com business models that blew chunks. PC Magazine has become the US Weekly of tech. They should be embarrassed of the crappy article. Thanks for nothing.

    --
    Saving the World: One Drink at a Time
  53. Bumper nuts. Why the fuck am I posting this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Bumper Bawls(bawlz? something like that) beat Neuticles I think; they were fake testicles for CARS.
    > I hope they were a joke.

    I don't care if this is a guaranteed (+5, WTF?), there's no fucking way I'm admitting I know about these things under my real ID. Bad enough to admit I've seen them. But to admit I remember reading about them. No fuckin' way.

    http://www.bumpernuts.com/

    Jesus tittyfucking Christ. Jesus. Tittyfu*BLAM*

  54. Truth in Domain Names Act? by Perseid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FTA: "In 2003 Zuccarini pleaded guilty to violating the Truth in Domain Names Act and was sentenced to 2.5 years in the federal pen."

    What? Truth in Domain Names Act? So if I create a site about rocket launchers and register it to fuzzybunnies.com I can go to jail? Can fuzzybunnies be a porn site?

    1. Re:Truth in Domain Names Act? by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Here ya go, from the site. The short answer is no, you can't be shot for having the FuzzyBunnies porn site. However, if someone makes a kids show called Fuzzy Bunnies, registers the site, but you register FuzyBunies.com for porn, then yes, you could go to BOHICA Club Fed. HTH, HAND.

      Truth in Domain Names Act of 2003

      As a part of the massive 2003 PROTECT Act (Prosecutorial Remedies and Other Tools to end the Exploitation of Children Today Act), which included the AMBER Alert legislation, Congress passed the Truth in Domain Names Act. The Truth in Domain Names Act is an attempt to thwart the use of deceitful domain names for the purpose of attracting surfers to pornographic websites. A demonstration of the usefulness of the law is quite simple. Go to whitehouse.gov and you will find out information concerning the President of the United States; go to whitehouse.com and, well, you will find out something else; it may deal with White House interns but it is probably not what you are looking for if you meant to find out information concerning the latest executive order.

      The legislation is straight forward. Those who use domain names in order to trick people into viewing obscenity will land up in the slammer; trick kids into viewing material harmful to minors and you end up in the slammer for longer (see discussion of obscenity and material harmful to minors).

      The Department of Justice broke this new law in with a bang in 2003, arresting John Zuccarini. Zuccarini reportedly was a notorious typo squatter, taking advantage of individuals who type domain names incorrectly. Zuccarini apparently was the owner of Teltubbies.com and Bobthebiulder.com which directed individuals to a porn site known as Hanky Panky College . For these actions, Zuccarini, the first individual arrested under the Act, was sentanced to two and a half years comteplation of his deeds behind bars.

      Robert Cannon. Updated March 4, 2004.

      18 U.S.C. 2252B. Misleading domain names on the Internet

              (a) Whoever knowingly uses a misleading domain name on the Internet with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both.
              (b) Whoever knowingly uses a misleading domain name on the Internet with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material that is harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 4 years, or both.
              (c) For the purposes of this section, a domain name that includes a word or words to indicate the sexual content of the site, such as `sex' or `porn', is not misleading.
              (d) For the purposes of this section, the term `material that is harmful to minors' means any communication, consisting of nudity, sex, or excretion, that, taken as a whole and with reference to its context--

                      (1) predominantly appeals to a prurient interest of minors;
                      (2) is patently offensive to prevailing standards in the adult community as a whole with respect to what is suitable material for minors; and
                      (3) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

              (e) For the purposes of subsection (d), the term `sex' means acts of masturbation, sexual intercourse, or physcial contact with a person's genitals, or the condition of human male or female genitals when in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal.'.

      --
      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  55. Truck Nuts = Ultimate case mod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet!
    I'm thinking a set of Truck Nuts would look nice on my desktop and maybe Neuticles UltraPlus with Epididymus would boost my laptop's self-esteem.

  56. can we start a new list? by lemur3 · · Score: 1

    I think this might be a good candidate: http://www.rhodes.k12.il.us/

    note: http://www.rhodes.k12.il.us/website/tech.html

    "A Major component of our Computer lab is our Desktop Publishing Center. Included is a scanner, Quad 950, complete sound system including a woofer, 20" monitor and access to the Internet." ( stats of the major component: http://www.everymac.com/systems/apple/mac_quadra/s tats/mac_quadra_950.html )

    the youth of America speeding into the future with a computer discontinued 11 years ago.

    1. Re:can we start a new list? by berberine · · Score: 1

      Technology at Rhodes is a priority. From preschool through 8th grade, students are exposed to technology in the classroom as well as the labs.
      If this outdated technology is such a high priority, I'd hate too see the rest of their curriculum.

      Exemplary Use of Technology 1993 - 1997 - 1999 - 2002
      and that's obviously where they stopped trying

    2. Re:can we start a new list? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Well site works, if the Quad 950 does make their publishing needs good no need to upgrade and it is also completely wrong to give .k12 school machine links on Slashdot saying "just check", it may render server useless since they are not planned to take hits from Slashdot.

      Theoretically you can code a full feature site via text editor. ;)

    3. Re:can we start a new list? by Kapiti+Kid · · Score: 1

      Top of my new list would be http://www.alexchiu.com/ It has the mystery ingredient -- the 'is this for real' factor. Marvellous stuff.

  57. Borat is really real!! by nephridium · · Score: 1
    The first first lines on his homepage:
    This is my page .......

    WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

    I KISS YOU !!!!!

    I like music , I have many many music enstrumans my home I can play

    I like sport , swiming , basketball , tenis , volayball , walk .........

    I like sex

    I like travel I go 3-4 country every year
    This definitely is Borat!

    On a side note, the "inmates for you" site seems to have been slashdotted already..
    --


    And when you gaze long enough into the code, the code will also gaze into you.
  58. cartoonnetwok.com by hmccabe · · Score: 1

    I used to work at the hosting company that John Zuccarini used for all these squatting domains. He would just buy thousands of domains at a time and point them to his different porn sites. When he got sued, he had no idea what domains he even owned, and I had to write scripts to find all the domain names that were pointed to his IPs.

  59. Rabies for kids by trashyspaceman · · Score: 1
    Signs of rabies in animals include:
    • ...
    • death
    http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/kidsrabies/Warning/ warning.htm
    I wonder if it includes parrots.
    1. Re:Rabies for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I normally wouldn't be "that guy" and respond so pedantically, but then again... my job wouldn't exist without rabies. No, it really doesn't include parrots, as one mammals can get rabies. But yeah... rabies really does suck. The information on the site is pretty much spot on... don't mess with any animals that are acting wierd, allow the professionals to do that. They have the training, equipment and job-related insurance to deal with potential rabies exposure. If you happen to get bit by some mammal, try to capture the animal for rabies observation or testing, wash the wound out really well (5 minutes with warm water and soap) and then SEE A DOCTOR. Call the local animal control facility or even the police if you have the animal captured.

      And yeah... any animal that has rabies advanced enough to be contagious will die within a week. If an animal under rabies observation dies in that period, that means someone (that's me!) has to cut the head off and send it to a lab for testing. The brain matter must NOT be frozen... so if you get bit by an animal that subsequentially dies... make sure not to put it in a freezer before testing. If the animal tests positive for rabies, or the animal is not able to be tested for rabies, then an expensive, painful and dangerous series of vaccinations must be undergone.

    2. Re:Rabies for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I get this right ? If a huge bear with rabies bites me, I should try to capture him ?

  60. Sigh by mqduck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like perhaps most people, I skipped first to #1.

    The ease with which anyone of any age can create a page, upload photos, share deeply personal details of their lives, and make new "friends" quickly turned MySpace into a one-stop shopping mall for online predators.

    I lost interest in the article right about here. thinkofthechildren, etc.
    (Come to think of it, aren't shopping malls one-stop shopping malls for "predators"? Oh, teh irony!)

    --
    Property is theft.
    1. Re:Sigh by Canordis · · Score: 1

      You missed how it went on to comment on how bullshitting politicians have been using that to pass TOFTC laws; the article does make a good point.

      --
      I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
  61. You missed a site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, this is the worst site ever. Crackpot city http://www.wongo.com/

  62. Toms Hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... gets my vote, for having articles spanned across 20+ pages of advertising filth.

  63. MySpace slogans? by GrumpySimon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Myspace: where blink tags go to die

    Myspace: It's like being trapped in geocities, during 1996.

    Anyone else?

    1. Re:MySpace slogans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myspace: Justify your existance.

    2. Re:MySpace slogans? by splutty · · Score: 1

      MySpace, Large and full of Strange, Unidentified Objects..

      --
      Coz eternity my friend, is a long *ing time.
  64. update.microsoft.com by BeeBeard · · Score: 1

    FTA: "It's the only reason to ever use Internet Explorer."

    Amen to that!

  65. Re: Neuticles.com by Slugster · · Score: 1

    Since nobody pointed it out--fake dog testicles do have a market.

    When a breeder has an animal that delivers a litter, the breeder picks the best examples and leaves them reproductively-intact and either keeps them for their own use or sells them for lots of money. The ones that already look flawed get spayed or neutered and sold for a lot less money, as "pet-quality" animals.

    The problem here is that sometimes the flaws in a pet-quality pup will grow out as it gets older--they'll disappear. And so some of these owners will want to enter them into shows,,,, -but most major pet-show sanctioning organizations have a rule that states that a show animal must be fully intact. For females, they just look for scars as there's no other visual difference; for males, they look for scars and (obviously) if any original pieces are missing.
    And thus, the market for implant dog testicles is born.
    Ain't capitalism wonderful?

    Fun Fact: During a dog show, at least one of the judges is supposed to feel every male dog's testicles and inspect them for scars, in an effort to disqualify any silicone entries. They don't do this during the "main" judging, but it does get done by someone. So if you ever get invited to be a judge any "hoity-toity" dog shows, be sure to bring your rubber gloves....
    ~

  66. Usability Shoutbox by mehlkelm · · Score: 1

    Someone at my research group (HCI) startet a little experiment called "Usability shoutbox" where everyone can send in data about usefulness, usability and design of sites and applications with a little tool. The data is collected and presented on the projects page.
    It's windows only at the moment, but it's open source, so feel free to implement the dashboard widget and the firefox plugin ;-)
    It just started, so there aren't many people (~50) at the moment, though.

    1. Re:Usability Shoutbox by MartinJW · · Score: 1

      What a fantastic idea - with lots of input that could become a really useful tool.

      I've downloaded it and rated slashdot!

  67. Re: myspace by TheGhostOfDerrida · · Score: 1

    This confuses the hell out of me for a few reasons.
    First of all, any stylesheets on myspace - or any other sites for that matter - are essentially open... I've never heard of proprietary stylesheets.
    Second, short of an SQL injection that would comment out all of the mark-up on a given page and let you write your own from scratch, I can't see anything web-standardsy ever happening. Hell, you'll never get a page to validate for the simple fact that they use neither a !DOCTYPE nor a char-set. I suppose if you want to just hide all their ugly code you could do to your profile what I did (I z-index a layer on top of all that table crap) (and I only use myspace to redirect folks to my personal site) but then why bother having a page there in the first place, when you clearly have the skills to run your own damn site?
    There are just far too many problems with myspace's code to be resolved cleanly, and none of the major ones can be fixed without completely ruining all the hard work of all the greasy megadeth fans that had to find 19 pictures of skulls to spider into the layout generator... (and we wouldn't want to piss off my good pal Andy - he's real fat!)
    There are other, prettier, cleaner social network sites out there, if myspace isn't for you and you still feel that you need that network, try shopping around. A guerilla-style standardista attack on this site would just amount to a joke.
    But hey, it's late on an exceptionally drunk Friday night for me, so I may be completely full of shit.
    All in all, I do wish you good luck dear friend, and may the internets be with you.

    --
    Paul: If you're reading this, pick your shoes up out of the hallway. I keep tripping over them. Slob.
  68. Re: myspace by TheGhostOfDerrida · · Score: 1

    By the way, I just checked out your other projects, and I have to say that the css swatches one looks pretty neat. I think I'd like to help out with that!

    --
    Paul: If you're reading this, pick your shoes up out of the hallway. I keep tripping over them. Slob.
  69. Kim Jong Il's myspace by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


    also known as the DPRK website. You have to see it to believe it :)

    --
    "If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
    1. Re:Kim Jong Il's myspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least Kim's is usable, check out Robert Mugabe's presence for the government (cough) of Zimbabwe http://www.gta.gov.zw/ frames, java rollovers, bad graphcis, no content (not to mention economy down the pot and life expectancy falling fast)

    2. Re:Kim Jong Il's myspace by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Check out Robert Mugabe's presence for the government (cough) of Zimbabwe

      This baby is particularly outstanding. It froze and crashed my Firefox, running on 1GB of RAM and a 2GHz processor. How do you get a website to do that?!! And how did you find this beauty? I'm impressed.

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
    3. Re:Kim Jong Il's myspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How do you get a website to do that?!! And how did you find this beauty? I'm impressed.

      Followed a link this week from BBC article on soaring inflation and plumetting life expectancy in Zimbabwe - was expecting to find glorious propoganda (a la North Korea) - though it does work in Firefox (at least with scripting disabled)

    4. Re:Kim Jong Il's myspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way he won't be ronery!

  70. No Time Cube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely there is a place for Time Cube on this list?

  71. Awful: check! by isecore · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe that this site was created with serious intent. My guess is that someone had a lot of time on their hands, or that it was some kind of group-html-masturbation.

    I mean, hade you read some of the stuff?

    Some choice nuggets:
    "i have written, consulted and co-written many various and numerous plugins for MSPAINT, including the "ALIASER" (a de-anti-aliaser), the innovative and hi-tech "Tree Fattener v2.0", and the "Lens Flare Drop Shadower" (if you've ever seen a lens flare with a drop shadow, and who hasn't, chances are it was done with the "Lens Flare Drop Shadower")."

    "OUR PAGES LOAD IN ONE MINUTE OR LESS OR IT IS FREE"

    "new cdc product

    TRANSPARENT BACKGROUND TATTOOS

    ALL OF OUR TATTOOS ARE FROM THE 216 COLOR WEBSAFE PALETTE"


    I mean, come on! Some of the images are just f'ing hilarious.

    --
    I enjoy large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.
  72. Thanks, now I have to go to goatse by Secrity · · Score: 3, Funny

    I now have to go to goatse to get that melange of hideous images out of my mind. As far as I can tell, hosanna1.com is a site for born again afghan dogs.

    1. Re:Thanks, now I have to go to goatse by NoData · · Score: 1
      As far as I can tell, hosanna1.com is a site for born again afghan dogs


      HAHA! That was hilarious and apt.

      You know, it's a bit daunting and breathtaking to me that this little POS site, put together by some simple, god-fearing Kentucky rubes, has attracted the gaze and http requests of the mighty Slashdot community. Those poor schlubs are probably looking at their web logs and jumping for joy ("Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!") at all the attention they've suddenly garnered. Little do they know...

      BTW, hosanna1.com hosts several other depressing Afghan related sites. This one ("Cobra Originals") features very bad Afghan inspired art. Like this piece, titled "Running Afghan Hound", though clearly it should be more suitably titled "Petrified Turd of Lord Neptune."

      Aaaaand, my derision is spent.
    2. Re:Thanks, now I have to go to goatse by Thuktun · · Score: 1
      Like this piece, titled "Running Afghan Hound", though clearly it should be more suitably titled "Petrified Turd of Lord Neptune."
      Looks like something Lovecraftian. Much scarier than the plush Cthulhu.
  73. It's a spoof by Secrity · · Score: 1

    You have to see the popunder (that was blocked when I used Firefox) for the full effect. The filename for the popunder picture is "CDC_SPAM_AD.gif".

    My vote is that the site is a spoof.

  74. Re: myspace by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    people don't care whether their code or their CSS is kosher, they just care that it looks the way they want it to.

    Also, the way they want it to look is often terrible - most of the MySpace sites are either completely unreadable because of some background the site owner has decided to apply, or just plain annoying because they've decided that absolutely everyone must hear their favorite piece of music so they push it upon you as soon as you open the page.

    From what I can see, the one good thing MySpace has done is group a large amount of crap in one place so it's easier to avoid.

    (And I'm not even going to get started on the number of MySpace people who have taken to whoring my bandwidth by linking full size 6MP photos off my web server as their background images without permission).

  75. Re:Actually, that site seems right for what it doe by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

    What I'm wondering is how many of their potential customer will actually be surfing the web? We all know the internet is the root of all good porn^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hevil, and so do they.

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  76. All Flash websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially the ones that don't provide non-flash alternatives and completely fail to deliver the information the developers were paid to communicate.

  77. I knew it by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I click "Worst Site #1" link directly.

    And what opens? PC World. With a bunch of floating flash ads over the article. No wonder.

    1. Re:I knew it by eTechSupport.net · · Score: 1

      I think they are not monitoring their site regularly possibly that might be the reason myspace hit the top position.

  78. TCA and BBQ bugs by Savantissimo · · Score: 1
    Oh. My. God.

    ~...but on the list of websites for which this entity is culpable, there is one that is a little different, one that sticks out - sticks out its toungue for tasty BBQ bugs, in fact:
    [trumpet fanfare]
    The Toad Club of America!!!!

    From:
    In this, my first post to this august body, I don't want to be though of as braggart. But, if it is the truth it is not bragging. In my yard I have the largest and fattest collection of California Toads in the world. Since this is called an information exchange list, I feel obligated to share my secrets of success with all.

    It started with one fine toad which spent an entire summer sitting under my bug light gorging itself on Bar-B-Qued bugs. By late August it was so fat its legs could hardly touch the ground. It looked much like a light colored cow pie. Then the El Nino year came with lots of rain and standing water and Toad (I selected a unique name for it) found a fertile mate. I wish I could tell you that I had a hand in selecting the mate because the breeding was so successful. ...
    --
    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
  79. Not a reasonable bunch by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    Maybe Hotmail has its problems (advertisements, banners etc) but should it really be in a list together with the greatest crap ever produced? Either they have lost a large userbase or many hypocrites participated in the voting.

  80. Confusing by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

    When I saw rentmychest.com I was expecting a prostitute or a porn site.

    And when the summary said sites that "tried to demand far too much personal data for too little benefit." I was expectign the New York Times

  81. Re: Bumper Bawls by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    I know of at least one large workplace where they spread through the parking lot for several months -- until the morning the boss saw a pair...;-)

    rj

  82. If only this were rare by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but the worst website I have ever seen has to be http://hosanna1.com/

    It's pretty hard to disagree with you. And as a guy who has built a lot of dog-related web content for and about dog breeders, I can tell you that the design sensibilities that result in outbreaks like this is more of an epidemic than a fluke.

    That being said, I have to wonder: why, when, and how did you find that spectacular web site? Yes, I'm looking for SEO tips. :P

    --
    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  83. Real #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without a doubt this is the Internet's worst web site.

  84. I couldn't agree more with the no. 1 pick. by Red+Samurai · · Score: 1

    MySpace is the epitome of poor design and bad taste. It's a microcosm for everything wrong with today's younger (and, in many cases, older) generation.

  85. Re: Bumper Bawls by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

    So the boss saw a pair . . and then? Are you really implying that the boss felt he had the right to order his workers to remove these "decorative" objects AND that the workers all acted like good little sheep and obeyed him? P.S. This is not an endorsement for those stupid dog balls. I think they are rediculous and, well . . stupid.

    --
    Three days from now?? Thats tomorrow!! ~Peter Griffin
  86. They're missing one by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Where is pcworld.com? I went to read the article and was bombarded by flash ads taking up the entire browser's view. And where's eBay?

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    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  87. can it get any worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...than this?
    http://www.paedophilia.com/

    Or maybe that's just creepy, not bad?

  88. Re: Neuticles.com by AgentPaper · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but you'd think someone would figure it out when the dog starts listening to Yanni and spending hundreds of dollars on his wardrobe...

    Seriously, though, I know I'd be suspicious of a champion dog/bitch with no offspring, and there are also, *ahem,* behavioral cues to help one differentiate between an intact and an altered animal. Then too, you can enter an altered or even an unregistered dog in most forms of dog sport through AKC's Indefinite Listing Privilege system. You just can't be in a conformation show (which, depending on who you ask, may just be an overblown beauty contest anyway).

    The other major selling point, that the dog has psychological issues from the loss of his original parts that can be cured by installing a pair of silicone fakes, ranks right up with pet psychology and pet homeopathy - stupid stuff that bored, rich humans torment their pets with.

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    First rule of trauma: Bleeding always stops.
  89. missing site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. Myspace the Ultimate Malware? by MogNuts · · Score: 1

    I want know how the hell Myspace always crashes my browsers. I've never had FF or Opera crash if I recall correctly. Myspace has been the only site to do so. And when it doesn't crash my browser, it slows it down to what appears like an infinite loop (with at most 3 tabs of user pages active). You then don't get FF (or Opera) responsiveness back until a minute or so. *And* not only this, but somehow it gets around my settings in FF (tools>options>downloads>view & edit actions button) where I have any sort of media or plugin action be to save, yet it still opens and plays the file without my permission! You know a website is bad if this is the case.

    More importantly, and these answers serve the /. community, how do u prevent all of the above? It's almost as if it violates all browser protection mechanisms.

    1. Re:Myspace the Ultimate Malware? by Deoxyribose · · Score: 1

      Try the noscript extension for firefox. That neuters myspace pages to a reasonable level for me.

  91. Wrong, great site award by edxwelch · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, if you scroll down to the bottom of the page you will see they have a picture of a dog with the words "great site award".
    this proves without any doubt that it is actually a top quality web site.

  92. http://www.thefirsttwins.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Annoying background and special award for gratuitous compression of text, not even for the purpose of squeezing it in between ads.

    The content is amusing for about 30 seconds, though.

  93. Done to death by Bertie · · Score: 1

    "Hello, police? Yes, there's a dead horse on the front page of Slashdot. It appears to have extensive whip injuries..."

    Seriously, how many times do we need to have the corpse of boo.com et al exhumed and pissed on by some lazy journalist? And how many times do we need yet another of these dull rehashes on Slashdot?

    Call me a curmudgeon, but this brings no new insight or humour to things, and I really see no justification in splashing it on here.

  94. Re: Bumper Bawls by tylernt · · Score: 2, Informative
    Are you really implying that the boss felt he had the right to order his workers to remove these "decorative" objects AND that the workers all acted like good little sheep and obeyed him?
    Absolutely. A parking lot is private property, and the rights of the property owner trump any 1st, 2nd, or 4th amendment rights you have. That's why you can be fired for wearing an "offensive" T-shirt to work, you can be fired for carrying a self-defense tool at work, and your employer can have your desk/locker/you searched without a warrant.

    Each time you enter private property, it's like entering a mini Communist Soviet Union. Check your rights at the door, please. If you don't like it, don't enter private property. Constitutional rights only protect you from the government, not private parties.
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    DRM 'manages access' in the same way that a prison 'manages freedom'
  95. Re: Bumper Bawls by Deadstick · · Score: 1
    No, he had the right to order them out of his parking lot...and he did.

    Who knows? Perhaps he created a market for retractable truck balls.

    rj

  96. Here's one... by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Here's one... by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Somebody put a lot of thought and effort into this baby. Unf***ingbelievable.

      That's it. I'm gonna bookmark a bunch of these sites and place them on a toolbar folder. Hours and hours of wild and messy fun.

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      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
  97. Elitism Foiled. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best part is PCWorld's site sucks.

    Yes, and that goes a long way to foil the author's baseless elitism. A recurrent theme of the article is snobbery. MySpace looks bad because people are stupid and evil is their central message:

    ... a one-stop shopping mall for online predators. ... In an era when the basic tenets of the Net are under attack by both Ma Bell and Uncle Sam, MySpace is a headache we don't need. But let's put all that aside for a moment. Graphically, many MySpace pages look like a teenager's bedroom after a tornado--a swirl of clashing backgrounds, ... in a place where "U are soooooooo hot!!!" passes for wit, MySpace isn't doing much to elevate the level of social discourse.

    Let's take out the cluebat.

    1. The web is supposed to be two way, for everyone. MySpace is not a special gateway for predators anymore than google or your local city park.
    2. My space, like PCWorld, looks like crap because the authors have been given crappy editing tools and greedy site owners.

    Blaming the users is stupid. Other sites look better because users have been given better tools. Facebook, YouTube, Blogger and others all look good and work well. Do those sites raise the "level of discourse"? Yes, better than this flamebait article from PCWorld.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Elitism Foiled. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      MySpace looks bad because the creators had the stupid idea of letting their users choose the colors. MySpace-age people have absolutely no color sense.

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  98. I knows me some ugly myspace showdown! by cgenman · · Score: 1
  99. ooooohhhh.... by jefu · · Score: 1
    And they even invite you to :
    "See something BEAUTIFUL every time you log on the net!
    SET http://www.hosanna1.com/ as your default HOME Page!"

    I'll bet they own lots of stock in an aspirin company somewhere.

  100. Re: myspace by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

    Replace the images with goatse! >:-)

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  101. Oh my $DEITY, my eyes are *bleeding* by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That site just has to be a joke.

    Surely someone has made that site as bad as possible as a joke to show their friends. No one could be that truly awful and still claim to have "the most beautiful pages on the www".

    Check out the "Why we suggest you use IE" page: http://www.hosanna1.com/AAAWWW/why/index.html

    Tell me that's not a joke. It's just impossible to take seriously. The inaccuracies sprinkled with a hint of misunderstood technical info is just impossible to believe!

    1. Re:Oh my $DEITY, my eyes are *bleeding* by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      HO LY SHIT !!!! that is easily the worst thing I have seen online (with the vague possiblility of a few, very select myspace profiles). What I find extra amusing is that their "why use IE" site doesn't even render quite correctly in IE (well, not IE7, the only version I have installed anywhere). Of course, given that FrontPage produces code more standards-compliant than is used in their source, I'm amazed it renders as well as it does... (*only* 411 errors and an invalid doctype). Their explanation of why you really need to reset your screen resolution to 800x600 is almost as bad, by the way; you might think a web programmer would know how to have multiple stylessheets and select the apropriate one using javascript, but hey, why not break further that which is already broken. Oh, and the way your ppoup blocker pings you as the site opens? You're prventing their RealAudio streaming pages from opening. Leaving aside the issue of their decision to use Real, are they honestly implying that the decision to use popups is better than an invisible frame that doesn't change on every link click (their justification for not using a stream in the main page) a la AJAX? Sometimes people truly terrify me. I'm tempted to take a screenshot of their site in a Linux system without Windows fonts, using 800x600 on a natively 1440x900 widescreen LCD, using IE4 installed in Wine... Nah, it's not worth it if I don't get to see their faces. (On a side note, though, I could pretty easily send them one of the site in Konqueror, sans Flash, at my native resolution... it'd be worth creating a throwaway email address for.)

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      There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
  102. It's how shows work. by wantedman · · Score: 1

    The point of confirmation is breeding. You show a beautiful dog, and when it gets 15 points(and at least two majors) he gets the title of Champion, which is basically a permission to breed.(You can breed dogs that aren't champions as long as their line is good, but you really want to breed champions)

    A dog missing one or more of his testicles is disqualified, but they don't actually check how well his equipment works, but rather, they just feel up the dog to make sure he's intact. Fake nuts are sometimes used when a dog is missing their equipment. This is not only against what confirmation should be about, but a neutered dog has the advantage, because they're not distracted by females and they're usually calmer overall.

  103. Why not visit webpagesthatsuck.com instead? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Why waste time with a single lone PCMag article that attempts to do what Vincent Flanders and his site (and books) webpagesthatsuck.com has been doing for an entire decade?

  104. Nobody has mentioned seizure robots.... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be on the list? It has a bunch of dating ads on the bottom now, but it didn't use to. I love the music!

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    I like my coffee the way I like my women - roasted and ground up into little tiny pieces.
  105. But he gets gazillions of hits by egghat · · Score: 1

    and now try to argue with him about the quality of his website ;-)

    Bye egghat

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    -- "As a human being I claim the right to be widely inconsistent", John Peel
  106. Owner of InmatesForYou.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I for one am glad to see my site listed... I put alot of work into learning how the hell to make a web database strictly from FREE tutorials on the internet and some personal knowledge from what I use at my FT work. It took me 6 or so months to create the .ASP pages from scratch and provide a website NONE of the other inmate pen pal websites can compare to.

    Personally I think my site runs better and looks better than MySpace.com LOL!

    BTW, what the heck does 'slash dotted' mean? backed out? /..?

    -= Abel B Ramirez II =-
    Owner of InmatesForYou.com

  107. Eh? No mention of... by doinkies · · Score: 1
  108. MTV Baltic by shaman0 · · Score: 1

    Another site that sucks: http://www.mtv.lt/ ... like the channel it self.
    And that's the site of MTV Baltic...