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  1. Re:Please no, you are hurting us on Spider-Man 3 Villains: Sandman & Venom · · Score: 1

    What is really sad is that you are absolutely correct.
     
    Wait, I just swallowed my tongue... Ashton Kutcher is in the new Evil Dead movie? Say it isn't so Sam. Didn't you see the "Butterfly Effect" crapfest? Is someone from That 70's Show stroking your knob? Next you'll be telling us that Campbell won't even be making a cameo in either picture.

  2. Please no, you are hurting us on Spider-Man 3 Villains: Sandman & Venom · · Score: 1

    Thomas Haden Church and Topher Grace? Can you say "Jump the Shark"? Sam, what are you doing to us?

  3. New Company Slogans on MSN Takes on Google AdWords · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft: Who do you want us to copy today?
    Microsoft: Innovation Through Imitation.
    Microsoft: Developers. Developers. Developers. We are happy with our halfassed developers.
    Microsoft: Screw new ideas, we have a monkey boy.

  4. Re:Women on Solar-powered Handbag · · Score: 0, Troll

    Women have a lot more than that to offer engineers. Unfortunately, most of us engineers don't have much to offer women.

  5. Re:You Will Be Assimilated! on First modernized GPS satellite Launched · · Score: 4, Informative

    Looks like a device for something out of a Dr. Seuss book. Anywho :), here are some specs.

  6. Re:fair trade? on Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turn the tables...
    Who wants to be the first to write a new piece of software to delete the Digital File Check software? It should 'search computers for annoying file-sharing-deletion programs and remove any it finds'. It should be easy to use and can help people prevent their noisy employers, parents and others from deleting their stash.

  7. Forgot a Couple on The Profit Margin on the iPod nano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about printers? HP makes money off of toner sales, not printer sales.
     
    This same type of logic applies to other sectors. Just look at Gillette. They basically give their razors (Mach 3, etc.) away at cost knowing that you are going by replacement blades at some point.

  8. Ezra??? on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 1

    Poor guy deserves to be put out of his misery.

  9. New Ad Campaign Not Working? on Sony To Cut About 10K Jobs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sony: Because Caucasians Are Just Too Damn Tall

  10. Sounds Familiar on TeraGrid Gets an Upgrade · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, TerraGrid... can anyone say 'SkyNet'?

  11. Read the title wrong... on Mysterious Stars Surround Andromeda's Black Hole · · Score: 1, Funny

    At first glance, thought it said: Mysterious Porn Stars Surround Andy Dick's Black Hole

    Is it Friday yet?

  12. Cows on Mars? on Mars Orbiter Sees Changes · · Score: 1

    Volcanoes, shmalcanoes. What about the cow flatulence?

  13. Is Yahoo Actively Supporting Adware? on Is Yahoo Actively Supporting Adware? · · Score: 1

    Does the pope shit in the woods?

  14. Yes, correct on Microsoft Unveils New Design Studio · · Score: 1

    "They can't be two more opposed jobs in a game shop than designers and developpers."
     
    You, sir, are correct. Our brain, like the rest of our anatomy, is made up of two halves, a left brain and a right brain.
     
    Graphic designers are examples of the artistic, unpredictability and creativity of "right brain" types. Software developers are very analytical and orderly, indicative of "left brain" types. After analyzing your statement above, we must come to the conclusion that you, sir, have no brain. :P~~

  15. Bio-terrorism labs and McDonald's Security on Missing Lab Mice Infected With Plague · · Score: 1

    That's why we haven't seen the hamburgler lately, he's been shipped to Gitmo.

  16. Question on Missing Lab Mice Infected With Plague · · Score: 1

    Are they blind? (the three mice)

  17. Re:Kit on Ultimate Software Developer Setup? · · Score: 1

    "chair arm mounts for datahands - split keyboard mounted on arms is very nice. Always in fine ergo position, even with feet up on desk."

    No thank you. Don't trust a "technology" vendor who can't even remember to save their ASP pages as .asp.

  18. Prize? on Microsoft to Buy Stake in AOL · · Score: 1

    While the size of the stake or its prize has not been disclosed yet...
     
    What? Does a prize come in the box when they buy it? I would not call owning a piece of AOL a "prize".

  19. Re:Go Retro on How Do You Use Your Spare Drive Bays? · · Score: 1

    Sponge Bong, Hemp Pants?

  20. Go Retro on How Do You Use Your Spare Drive Bays? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is a very cool waste of space and you don't have to worry about DRM.

  21. Et Tu, Slashdot? on Linux Five Years Away From Mainstream · · Score: 1

    "mainstream use...hype cycle...halfway to maturity...mission-critical...Leading-edge...infra structure applications"
     
    Thought we got rid of the bullshit buzzwords during the bubble burst.

  22. Head, Meet Ceiling on New Twist on Power Walking · · Score: 1

    When walking, the body is like an inverted pendulum...The springs allow the load to slide up and down on bushings constrained to vertical rods..
     
    Don't walk too fast indoors. The accelerating momentum might bounce you into the roof.

  23. Depends On Where Used on Smartphone Suggestions for Text SSH Use? · · Score: 1

    It depends on where it will be used.
     
    BinLadenMyHero, can we assume in some dusty cave on the Afghanistan and Pakistan border???

  24. Got To Go There on Rebuilding New Orleans With Science · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a heroic captain who plugged a breach in a dike with his ship.
     
    Sounds like the trashy novels my wife reads. Was his ship full of sea men?

  25. Re:Let's Hope this Gets Some Legal Teeth on GPL to be Modified to Penalize Patents and DRM · · Score: 1

    Much of the time it's actually the bad people who win

    That is like saying most people are evil or thieves. Psychologists suggest that people that think this way, often reflect it from their own personality. ;)