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Microsoft to Buy Stake in AOL

NetDanzr writes "According to various sources (Bloomberg, Reuters, CNet), Microsoft is in talks with Time Warner to buy a stake in AOL. While the size of the stake or its prize has not been disclosed yet, Bloomberg speculates that this deal would profit both companies. Microsoft would profit from merging the AOL portal with MSN, as a strategy to catch up with his rivals in this space Yahoo and Google, while Time Warner would gain some ammunition in its fight with a renegade shareholder, Carl Icahn. According to CNBC, AOL is just about to turn the corner and is currently the most undervalued division of Time Warner."

333 comments

  1. holy shit! by bit+trollent · · Score: 1, Troll

    this is incredible.

    are you guys going to make some jokes about this?

    1. Re:holy shit! by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      are you guys going to make some jokes about this?

      this is no joke.

      hotmail was good, and it was popular.
      MS took it over and turned it into the most worst email (the low storage, the spam, the restrictions, etc) service ever. nevertheless, people keep using it because it's what they always used or what their friends use.

      now take AOL, something already crappy. i can't possibly imagine what microsoft can do it. maybe this time around people will actually shy away to something else.

      --
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    2. Re:holy shit! by KDN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, now we're going to be innundated with Windows CD's offering 1000 hours of Windows free with your credit card.

    3. Re:holy shit! by rhsanborn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude...you just said most worst...incredible...

    4. Re:holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      are you guys going to make some jokes about this?
      do you even know where you are?
    5. Re:holy shit! by SalsaDoom · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Holy shit indeed!! One thousand hours... thats like 41 days.

      Do you think its possible they might be able to tweak a windows install to be able to run for 41 days?! :)

      --SD

      --
      "Computers will never truly be free until the last windows user is strangled with the entrails of the last mac user."
    6. Re:holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry ... I meant most worsest .

    7. Re:holy shit! by JWW · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey he was describing hotmail...

      Ok, so he should have used absolute worstest!! ;-)

    8. Re:holy shit! by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, now we're going to be innundated with Windows CD's offering 1000 hours of Windows free with your credit card.

      This sounds like something that could be used as a deterent to crime.

      Judge: "You are hereby sentanced 1000 hours of Windows"
      Defendent: "Nooooooooooooooo!"

      Probably wouldn't work though. We have restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. Windows isn't unusual, but it certainly is cruel.

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    9. Re:holy shit! by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude...you just said most worst...incredible...

      sorry, proper english can't describe what MS did.

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    10. Re:holy shit! by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Microsoft has been wanting to buy AOL for a long time but couldn't get around anti-trust regulations. Now that they are only buying part, and since there is competition in this aspect of the market, it will be easier for them to do. But I agree, AOL sucks bad enough already I don't think Microsoft could crappify it much more.

    11. Re:holy shit! by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, I'm glad to hear about this. Kudos to Microsoft for helping unify disparate litigious and malefactious corporate bodies into a single, easier to target entity. Up next: Microsoft to merge with SCO, Haliburton, Monsanto, and the Carlyle Group; to relocate headquarters to the vibrant financial district of Dis.

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    12. Re:holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure, now we're going to be innundated with Windows CD's offering 1000 hours of Windows free with your credit card.

      DONT LAUGH! that day is coming... sooner than you think. product activation is not just about battling piracy, it's about publishers having complete control over when and IF you can use "their" program that you "bought" (not to "own" but just the right to use it under certain terms). microsoft's been playing around with software subscription models for a number of years now, it's only a matter of time.

    13. Re:holy shit! by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      The problem is that AIM (especially with an alternative client) isn't so bad. They can (and will) screw that up I'm sure.

    14. Re:holy shit! by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      We have restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. Windows isn't unusual, but it certainly is cruel.

      Ah, someone doesn't remember their Logic 101. The prohibition is on punishments both cruel and unusual. To be cruel and unusual, Windows would have to be both. Since it's one and not the other, it does not satisfy the logical AND construct, and it's thus a valid punishment.

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    15. Re:holy shit! by itsrainin · · Score: 1
      now take AOL, something already crappy. i can't possibly imagine what microsoft can do to it. maybe this time around people will actually shy away to something else.
      i couldnt have said it better.
    16. Re:holy shit! by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      Defendant: A 1,000 hours of Windows?? No thanks Judge, I would prefer Death..

      Magistrate: Okay then, Death By Windows!!

    17. Re:holy shit! by hotbutteredhtml · · Score: 1

      Introducing AOL v12.0!!!!! Now with Microsoft Clippy!!!!

      "It appears you are trying to surf the web. Would you like me to show you some interesting AOL and Microsoft Websites?"

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    18. Re:holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should have used "the ghey".

    19. Re:holy shit! by PakProtector · · Score: 1
      to relocate headquarters to the vibrant financial district of Dis.

      Dude, there's no way Sony would let Microsoft into Hell's Capital.

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    20. Re:holy shit! by fyonn · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping that if this goes through, then they'll connect the AIM and MSN networks. If only one good thing came out of the purchase, I'd hope it was that.

      dave

    21. Re:holy shit! by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Sure, look up tweaknt and timebomb.
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tweaknt+timeb omb

    22. Re:holy shit! by hanshotfirst · · Score: 2, Interesting
      now take AOL, something already crappy. i can't possibly imagine what microsoft can do it. maybe this time around people will actually shy away to something else.

      You mean like they originally did with MS-DOS? I recall they turned that into Windows.

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    23. Re:holy shit! by airherbe · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Windows can't operate for 1000 consecutive hours.

    24. Re:holy shit! by ZephyrXero · · Score: 1

      Alright...everyone who hasn't already, go out and setup a Jabber account now!

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      "A truly wise man realizes he knows nothing."
    25. Re:holy shit! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Every time you post something like this you remind me more and more of why I friended you. It's a good thing Humorix hasn't patented stories about evil supercorporations merging though. ;)

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    26. Re:holy shit! by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      now take AOL, something already crappy. i can't possibly imagine what microsoft can do it.

      Maybe they'd make it so crappy that it wraps around and actually becomes good, in a strange way...kinda like Plan 9 from Outer Space.

      Then again, maybe monkeys might fly out of my butt.

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    27. Re:holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, maybe monkeys might fly out of my butt.

      If that happens then I'm off to see the Wizard.

    28. Re:holy shit! by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By the way, anybody ever done the math on those Free Hours CDs? They always have the limitation that you use them within a month. There's only 744 hours in a 31-day month.

    29. Re:holy shit! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hehe, thanks - and thanks for the link to Humorix, I'd never heard of it before. :)

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    30. Re:holy shit! by timster · · Score: 1

      Bah, Microsoft is just copying Japan, where as far as I can tell there are only three corporations. None of them have names per se, so I call them GoodCorp, EvilCorp, and BigCorp. I feel that my understanding of Japan has increased dramatically since I figured this out, especially when I realized that the government is a subsidary of BigCorp.

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    31. Re:holy shit! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You're welcome

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  2. holy crap by DarkProphet · · Score: 2, Funny

    this marks the end!

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    1. Re:holy crap by joshdick · · Score: 1

      Instead of linking to three stories all citing the NY Post, why not link right to them?

      http://www.nypost.com/business/28069.htm

      Better yet, here's the text, so you needn't be bothered with registration:

      AOL'S TIME IS UP

      By TIM ARANGO

      September 15, 2005 -- In a deal that would unite two of America's corporate giants as partners in the Internet business, Time Warner is in advanced discussions to sell a stake in America Online to Microsoft, The Post has learned.

      According to two sources familiar with the matter, Time Warner is in talks with Microsoft about selling the stake in AOL and then combining it with Microsoft's Web unit MSN.

      Under the plan being considered, Microsoft would pay some money to Time Warner for the AOL stake, leaving the two companies approximately equal partners in the venture.

      While the deal could fall apart, the companies are hopeful they can wrap it up within the next couple of months.

      Talks are most advanced with Microsoft -- Time Warner management's preferred partner -- but the media giant has also had discussions with both Yahoo! and Google over a sale or venture with AOL, according to a source close to Time Warner.

      Time Warner's inclination to partner with a large tech company suggests that even if AOL's most recent strategy of becoming a free portal is successful, it may not be enough to keep the unit within the Time Warner fold.

      While AOL began testing the portal in June and has won plaudits for the quality of its videos and other features, the company has yet to make a big marketing push, even though it promised one by the end of August, noted Rich Greenfield, an analyst at Fulcrum.

      Greenfield, who said it's too early to judge whether the portal strategy is a success, believes Time Warner should wait before making a decision on the future of AOL.

      "I think it's too early for it to be sold or spun out," he said.

      AOL has seen the number of subscribers decline from 26 million in 2003 to fewer than 22 million now, as users fled AOL's dial-up service for broadband.

      Its portal strategy -- a reversal of its prior focus of offering exclusive content -- puts AOL in direct competition with Yahoo!, MSN and Google.

      The AOL discussions come as Time Warner management has been reviewing numerous strategic moves to boost the company's share price.

      And as other media companies such as Viacom work out plans to break apart after years of consolidation, Time Warner is likely to be a starkly different company a year from now.

      In addition to a likely AOL move, some or all of the company's cable unit will finally be spun off early next year.

      Beyond that, sources close to Time Warner's management say that Time Inc., the company's publishing unit, could be sold or spun off sometime next year if its performance doesn't improve.

      In addition to the strategic moves, Time Warner's Don Logan, who shares the No. 2 executive duties at the company with Jeff Bewkes, is expected to retire in 2006.

      Since the disastrous merger between Time Warner and AOL in 2000, about $200 billion in shareholder value has been wiped out.

      Until this year, company management had been hamstrung by fraud investigations by the Justice Department and Securities and Exchange Commission, but those probes were settled for $510 million. Time Warner's Chairman Dick Parsons later put aside some $2 billion to settle shareholder litigation.

      Meanwhile, the company has been targeted by corporate raider-turned-shareholder-activist Carl Icahn, whose group has been amassing a stake in Time Warner and pushing for seats on the board of directors.

    2. Re:holy crap by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      Me too!*

      *You all, like, do totally get this ROFL, right?

  3. woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Finally putting the two largest scum of the earth together!!

    Now hopefully, we can get rid of them both when this fails.

    1. Re:woohoo by richdun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Finally putting the two largest scum of the earth together!!

      SCO's involved in this?

    2. Re:woohoo by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Finally putting the two largest scum of the earth together!!

      SCO's involved in this?

      Nah, SCO is a very small scum of the earth. They just make up for it by being extra-scummy.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    3. Re:woohoo by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Finally putting the two largest scum of the earth together!!

      SCO's involved in this?


      Well, while I sympathize with the implication that SCO is scum of the earth, SCO is not large.

    4. Re:woohoo by richdun · · Score: 1

      Nah, SCO is a very small scum of the earth. They just make up for it by being extra-scummy. Ah, I see, that makes sense. I was always told that being small doesn't matter if you can make up for it with a good performance...er, uh...I mean my friend was told that...yes...my friend...(runs away)

    5. Re:woohoo by bananasfalklands · · Score: 1

      Well there goes the unix port of the aol sofware - (humour).

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    6. Re:woohoo by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Finally putting the two largest scum of the earth together!!

      Microsoft and AOL are mere annoyances in the world of evil empires. You want scum? Try Nestle, Harliburton, "Kellogg, Brown and Root", Eli Lilly and De Beers. Unlike Microsoft and AOL, the others I have mentioned kill people for profit. I've yet to see a death associated with an IE crash or an AOL cancelling request.

      Folks round here need to get their perspectives straightend. Microsoft may be nasty, uncompetative and unfriendly at times, but they aren't "evil" (a word that is used way too much nowadays)

    7. Re:woohoo by kfg · · Score: 1

      That would be Micro$CO.

      KFG

  4. I completely believe the CNBC statement by seniorcoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why wouldn't a statement come from CNBC declaring this to be a good purchase? It is from such an unbiased source after all.

    1. Re:I completely believe the CNBC statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you be so cynical? MSNBC has no agenda but to educate and spread good cheer.

    2. Re:I completely believe the CNBC statement by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      It's not really about being biased. It says it is a good purchase for them, it didn't say it was a good purchase for us...though it might be good for us. Not everything a big company does has to be evil.

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  5. No, NOOOOO! by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 4, Funny
    FIREFOX HAS NO MOUSE GESTURE TO EXPRESS MY HORROR!!!!!!!!!!

    This is the single most terrifying news I've heard all week. I'd almost... no, I WOULD prefer an asteroid the size of Texas hurdling at the Earth.

    1. Re:No, NOOOOO! by RapmasterT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Might I suggest a finger gesture instead?

    2. Re:No, NOOOOO! by ShibbyShagDeluxe · · Score: 1

      AOhelL and Micro$haft coming together, truly a match made in heaven...

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    3. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this is bad because we'll have one less company to ridicule here and it's already impossible to ridicule MS any harder?

    4. Re:No, NOOOOO! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1


      "There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!"
      </Comic Book Guy>

      Does this mean that MS will get back some of the $$$ they paid to AOL in the court settlement?

    5. Re:No, NOOOOO! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Why? I know you were going for the +5 Funny here, but seriously, how does this affect any of us in any way, shape, or form?

      Longhorn comes with some bastardized version of MSN/AOL preinstalled instead of just MSN? Microsoft starts getting monthly checks from several million people who's idea of the Internet is "downloading their email" and playing Bejeweled?

      I mean I guess Earthlink and NetZero are maybe sweating this, but so what?

    6. Re:No, NOOOOO! by mattkime · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, I WOULD prefer an asteroid the size of Texas hurdling at the Earth.



      So would I, particularly if it was the shape of texas AND hit texas.



      Then again, we're about 5 years too late for it to do much good. :(

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    7. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Seconded, especially if the asteroid was hurtling at Texas.

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    8. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      Does this mean that MS will get back some of the $$$ they paid to AOL in the court settlement?
      That's the idea. First thing they'll do is sell all the good things of AOL. So I think the answer is no.
    9. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Iriel · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd prefer an asteroid the size of an industrial campus headed for a certain location in Redmond...

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    10. Re:No, NOOOOO! by armandoraju · · Score: 1

      me too, i think it's very terrible manucure

    11. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Seanasy · · Score: 1
      I WOULD prefer an asteroid the size of Texas hurdling at the Earth.

      Who else is picturing an asteroid with running shorts and Nikes sprinting through the solar system, jumping over each planet in succession, as it approaches Earth?

    12. Re:No, NOOOOO! by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

      I would prefer Texas the size of an asteroid.

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    13. Re:No, NOOOOO! by AndyG314 · · Score: 1

      don't make fun of Bejeweld

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    14. Re:No, NOOOOO! by hammeredpeon · · Score: 1

      i don't see how UFIA is going to help this.

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    15. Re:No, NOOOOO! by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      If it landed in Texas, that would be no bad thing.

    16. Re:No, NOOOOO! by KanSer · · Score: 1

      Don't mean to nitpick but if an asteroid the size of Texas hit Texas you'd have alot bigger problems than even Dubya is now.

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    17. Re:No, NOOOOO! by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Well, if Earth weren't in the way of the asteroids' track and field events, we wouldn't have to worry about any collisions due to hurdling. Hopefully, they don't hurtle any of those giant asteroid javelins at us!

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    18. Re:No, NOOOOO! by p80 · · Score: 1

      Might I suggest an asteroid the size of the Earth hurdling at Texas?

  6. Oh no. by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when you thought the world was safe, evil and evil unite. Been nice knowing you guys. I'm off to read "revelations" to see what's about to go down.

    1. Re:Oh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You mean Revelation. It is not plural.

    2. Re:Oh no. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      It's like "Where's waldo". Can you find the four horsemen? According to this Pestilence and Death are now riding together.

    3. Re:Oh no. by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      "I'm off to read "revelations" to see what's about to go down."

      You mean they based a book off that network mini-series?

    4. Re:Oh no. by ettlz · · Score: 1
      I'm off to read "revelations" to see what's about to go down.

      Well, we've already seen the four horsemen:

      • War in the form of Darl McBride;
      • Famine looks just like the *AA from where I'm standing;
      • Pestilence a legacy of bugs from Bill Gates; and
      • Death a.k.a. Steve "I'm Gonna Fucking Bury That Guy" Ballmer.

      Armageddon outa here.

    5. Re:Oh no. by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Evil and evil? Puh-leeze! Let's see, I'm guessing AOL is evil because they brought the internet to the common person, forcing the technical elite to share their bandwidth? And MS is evil because they had the nerve to standardize computing (and hence affordable) so Joe Average could buy one, set it up, and buy and install software, thereby preventing the technical elite from sitting in their glass rooms deciding who could get access to 1% of their precious computer resources. That said, regarding the possible merger of AOL and MS, all I can say is "what is MS thinking?" Perhaps they see that huge AOL subscriber base (paying a monthly fee!) who are running a fat client and see the potential for selling them music (ala iTunes), video on demand, and Pay-for online gaming. Hmmm, maybe this isn't such a dumb move after all.

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    6. Re:Oh no. by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Naw. It's a new Xbox 360 game:

      Dance Dance Revelations

    7. Re:Oh no. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      MS certainly created an easy target for virus and spyware authors. Not quite so sure about the rest of your argument.

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    8. Re:Oh no. by burndive · · Score: 1

      This is your big chance to catch up on all that spam you missed over the years.

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    9. Re:Oh no. by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      They are a target for spyware BECAUSE they created a standard ... nothing is more tempting to those vermin than 100 million desktops. In some sort of perverse way your statement is accurate. If we all still were running 97 different flavors of Unix, Solaris, etc probably viruses would never have become a problem. But I, as an application developer, shudder at the thought of having to crank out and test 97 different versions of each application I write. Thank you Microsoft for bringing some sanity to an out-of-control situation.

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    10. Re:Oh no. by Approaching.sanity · · Score: 1

      Revelation. It's singular.

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    11. Re:Oh no. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you can use the word sanity and Microsoft in the same post. The spyware and viruses are so prolific on Windows because of the appalling design of their software, which has finally, far too late, been addressed by XP SP2 (which doesn't help those poor saps still using earlier versions of Windows).

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    12. Re:Oh no. by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      If MS is guilty of anything it is in making their OS far too wide open in order to encourage and enable 3rd party developers. If anything they (and we) are victims of their success in striving for that openness and flexibility. Many of the mechanisms exploited by malware producers have legitimate uses as well. Of course Windows has also been subject to buffer overflow exploits and the like that derive from imperfect implementations, but I submit that those types of problems are pervasive in the software industry, in all platforms and products. Those problems are a reflection on the state of the art of the tools we use. Ultimately one could construe those problems as a deficiency of the programming languages and compilers we use to build our applications. And the last time I checked it is just as easy to code a buffer overflow susceptibility with gcc as it is with Visual C++, so don't try to blame MS exclusively for those problems.

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    13. Re:Oh no. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Their web browser until SP2 had the default option to allow malicious websites to download anything to your PC. That is incompetence on a grand scale and has cost people a fortune. And the response? "User stupidity" *sigh*.

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    14. Re:Oh no. by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Are you implying there are no legitimate uses for a mechanism that allows web sites to download things to your PC? What is the ratio of "malicious" web sites doing nasty things versus "benevolent" web sites doing useful things? You completely ignore the positive benefits of such a feature. Should only "the technical elite" be "allowed" to use such a capability? I do not agree that allowing web sites (notice the lack of the malicious modifier) to download content to your PC indicates incompetence -- naivity maybe. Everything in life involves tradeoffs. I cannot help but draw a comparison to what happened Sept 11, 2001. We (the US) have an extremely open society. One big benefit we derive from that openness is a very dynamic economy. Useful products and services spring up "as if by magic" because they can. We have thrived with minimumal government oversight - and arguably we have thrived BECAUSE we have minimumal oversight. Then 9/11 happened. Was that due to gross incompetence on the government's part? Since most terrorism (I'll use the western USA-centric definition) is caused by radical Islamics, wouldn't it have made more sense for the gov't to not allow such individuals into the country? The default was to assume innocense? This attack cost many people their lives (and less importantly, many others fortunes). Incompetence on a grand scale? Or naivity? Or is it just that the evil-doers are always looking for ways to exploit the masses - they use the very technology we produce to do it. The world changed after 9/11 and we will lose some of freedoms as a result. The world changed after the first malicious web site downloaded a virus, and with SP2 we lose some freedoms. And before that people freely downloaded emailed attachments - gross incompetence allowing email attachments to be downloaded without a virus scan? It just looks like incompetence and "evil-doing" because the world and our perspective have changed.

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      The more you regulate a company, the worse its products become.
    15. Re:Oh no. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Well pissing people off enough so that they're willing to kill themselves by flying aeroplanes into buildings doesn't exactly help. The US's open society is irrelevant, terrorists exist and operate in much more locked down countries like Turkey. Many more Muslims have died at the hands of the US and their allies than US citizens, what did you think was going to happen?
      Windows before SP2 wasn't like the US before 9/11 anyway, it's more like a country with no border controls at all and no police force unless you pay for your own protection. As for the technical elite, how many people not in that category you despise even knew of the existence of the Windows Firewall or what it did?

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  7. Bye bye Netscape by RancidMilk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does this mark the end of netscape???

    1. Re:Bye bye Netscape by Nohea · · Score: 1

      I lit a candle at work to mark the passing of Netscape 7 years ago...

    2. Re:Bye bye Netscape by mopslik · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does this mark the end of netscape?

      I'm not an AOL user, so I don't know if AOL even uses Netscape anymore. But their Downloads page says that AOL Explorer is based on IE.

      In any case, there's always Mozilla/Firefox...

    3. Re:Bye bye Netscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I believe the lasted-way-too-long Netscape 4.7 and the unusable piece of crap known as Netscape 6 marked the end of Netscape.

    4. Re:Bye bye Netscape by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      As if there was any Netscape left to end. The thing is these days nothing but a rotting husk or an aimlessly wandering ghost. Go google for "brand necrophilia" and see what comes up.

      I wouldn't be least bit surprised if I saw "Microsoft Netscape" or whatever. At least that would put end to all of those jokes about confused people calling tech support.

    5. Re:Bye bye Netscape by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Dude, who do you think owns Mozilla/Firefox?

      I'm not really sure whether AOL/Netscape hold the copyright to Mozilla or whether they assigned it to someone else. (Didn't they assign it to the Mozilla Foundation?)

      Either way, AOL/Netscape has been a major contributor of code, money, and other resources to Mozilla. Will that end with this new relationship?

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    6. Re:Bye bye Netscape by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      AOL gave everything to the Mozilla Foundation. They washed their hands of Mozilla, and AFAIK they don't provide any sort of funding or contribution anymore.

    7. Re:Bye bye Netscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not exactly everything!
      Remember that green dragon (aka Mozilla)?
      They still hold the copyright.

    8. Re:Bye bye Netscape by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Is it possible they can find some way to take it back?

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    9. Re:Bye bye Netscape by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Does this mark the end of netscape???

      Netcraft confirms it.


      Ohhh... You meant the browser. Er... yeah, that too.

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    10. Re:Bye bye Netscape by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      AOL gave everything to the Mozilla Foundation.

      I thought Mozilla was a rewrite from scratch.

  8. Let's see... by op12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    MSN is not used by more than a handful of people as Google and Yahoo have been doing it better and cover both the cluttered and non-cluttered interfaces (whichever you prefer).

    And AOL has been steadily losing members.

    Sounds like a match made in heaven.

    1. Re:Let's see... by mysqlrocks · · Score: 0

      Time Warner also held negotiations with Sunnyvale, California-based Yahoo and Google, based in Mountain View, California, the Post said. Mike Love, a Microsoft spokesman based in Reading, England, declined to comment, as did Time Warner spokeswoman Mia Carbonell in New York.

      Looks like Yahoo and Google weren't interested. No big surprise.
    2. Re:Let's see... by evileconboy · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mean they're not interested, just that talks haven't advanced as far. TWX probably just wants more cash rather than stock from over-hyped Google.

    3. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Could someone moderate down the parent post? MSN is a wildly successful, second most popular web site on the web.

    4. Re:Let's see... by R.D.Olivaw · · Score: 1
      "Could someone moderate down the parent post? MSN is a wildly successful, second most popular web site on the web.

      Is that so? Would that be from all the IE users who've never changed their homepage or is there real interest in it?

    5. Re:Let's see... by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      So what if it is because of people who don't change their home page? That's how Netscape.com became wildly successful for a long time, and it still gets people to view your ads.

      I never spend any time there, but my wife leaves msn.com as her home page and reads the news and stuff like that. I'm sure there's a zillion people like her.

    6. Re:Let's see... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Could someone moderate down the parent post? MSN is a wildly successful, second most popular web site on the web."

      You forgot the BBC. Maybe you were angling for a moderator to mark your posting as "funny".

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    7. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I love the MSN start page, everytime I inadvertantly come upon it. Lots of useful information like:

      20 ways to bake a cake
      Top 10 celebrity farts caught on tape
      Photos: Squirrels with clothes

      Seriously, msn.com is geared towards the brain dead and superficial of the middle aged. Closest thing the internet has to musak.

    8. Re:Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like you don't give a rat's ass about your wife since you didn't care enough to change her home page for her.
      Friends don't let friends support micro$haft.

  9. What will happen to the AOL browser? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    Back to IE again?

    I realize it's not a big deal, but it's something worth discussing I think.

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    1. Re:What will happen to the AOL browser? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      The latest AOHell browser is a monstrosity based on IE already.

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  10. Nooooooo by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the curse of the zombies was bad enough - now they'll be able to take over the world. Was the internet not bad enough already?

    I wonder if this deal has been in the making for a while - it would explain why AOL decided not to use Gecko.

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    --Aristotle
  11. Microsoft + AOL by Ann+Elk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two great things that... uhh... nevermind.

    1. Re:Microsoft + AOL by xactuary · · Score: 1

      Microsoft+AOL motto: Only do evil.

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  12. IE lock-in by phayes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More probably, buying into AOL is a good way for Microsoft to ensure that AOL never abandons IE for Mozilla...

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    1. Re:IE lock-in by boy_of_the_hash · · Score: 1

      It also gives them a big user base to help foist their patent encumbered PRA baloney on the world.

    2. Re:IE lock-in by nmos · · Score: 1
    3. Re:IE lock-in by phayes · · Score: 1

      Not quite. While the Antitrust settlement gave AOL a seven-year, royalty-free license it does not force AOL to use IE if they decide that it is no longer in their best interest. Having MS on their board however...

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  13. Best news all week by Valarauk · · Score: 1

    Now Microsoft will get what Time Warner got, and they'll get it good and hard.

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  14. All I have to say is... by downhole · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No good could possibly come from this.

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  15. I'm all for convergence by Centurix · · Score: 1

    MS A/S/L 1.0 will be crap, MS A/S/L 2.0 is where IT professionals will jump on board.

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  16. This is worrying by gowen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given AOL/Netscape's prime role in Mozilla development, I'd suggest this might be a nice plan to slow down the opposition, too. Yes, the Moz Foundation is independent, but the last time I checked, many of the dedicated coders are still AOL employees.

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    1. Re:This is worrying by sspurrier · · Score: 5, Informative

      Insightful? AOL divested of its contribution to Netscape a couple of years ago. While they still put out a netscape product based on mozilla they are no where near the main contributor to mozilla. Most of the main developers have long since moved on.

    2. Re:This is worrying by archen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, i'd say it's insightful. AOL does not contribute to Mozilla, but still controls NETSCAPE. To us the difference is minor, but some still cling to the netscape name, and perhaps the portal still as well. This would also garantee that AOL does not switch to Firefox or something else as its web browser.

      That aside, AOL still controls ICQ, AIM, and Winamp. All of which compete directly with MS products.

      Ms controling netscape is bad enough, but MS lording over Winamp?? *cringe*

    3. Re:This is worrying by sspurrier · · Score: 1

      If you honestly think in any possible alternate reality AOL would switch to firefox ..your about 3 years late. AOL has made moves recently to move to a portal base ..which means you choose your own browser. And in addition AOL Explorer which is a large part of their new "break from the client" philosophy is based on IE. ICQ is a shadow of its former self and has stagnated for years and winamp? The main developer of winamp left about a year ago. So again if we jump into the wayback machine and go to 2001 ..this arguement might make sense, but in 2005 All those brands are after thoughts in most peoples minds. Face it Netscape is dying, AOL will not switch to firefox and Winamp has had nothing new to offer anyone in some time.

    4. Re:This is worrying by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      The name Netscape has been all but pissed on by AOL. Early 2004 they branded a low cost ISP as Netscape, prompting a former Netscaper-er to comment "AOL makes me want to cry" in JWZs blog.

      I suppose there are still some grandmothers out there who think Netscape==Internet, but no one important.

      see: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/268332.html

    5. Re:This is worrying by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1
      Given AOL/Netscape's prime role in Mozilla development, I'd suggest this might be a nice plan to slow down the opposition, too. Yes, the Moz Foundation is independent, but the last time I checked, many of the dedicated coders are still AOL employees.
      That's probably more of a side benefit, but yeah. Fortunately Google has already hired at least two high profile coders that work on Moz Foundation projects. Maybe they and IBM can pick up the slack. They, unlike AOL and much of Microsoft, have productive and interesting development going on.

      It might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to Firefox, even if MSNBCAOL tries to send all the Moz coders to other projects. They'll just whisper to their former coworkers over at Google...
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  17. i don't get it by SamSeaborn · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There must be some huge aspect of the internet that I'm just out of the loop on.

    I don't use AOL, I don't use MSN ... I hardly even use instant messaging ... I just browse with Firefox and use email.

    I hear about how AOL is a major corporation and I wonder ... how? why? I hear that MSN and AOL are apparently merging, and I wonder ... how does that affect me? Why do people care?

    Really ... just ... don't ... get it. What am I missing?

    Sam

    1. Re:i don't get it by chowhound · · Score: 1

      AOL -- repacking free stuff and selling it! How could it not be successful?

    2. Re:i don't get it by ChocoBean · · Score: 2, Insightful

      maybe it doens't affect you if you don't have relatives or friends or co-workers who in turn know other people from the states. The infiltration of MS and AOL is really deep in the "real" world, y'know.

      Just because you don't happen to use something everyone's heard of doesn't mean it isn't important. Don't you remember the days of your youth when everything other people care about, you care about as well?

    3. Re:i don't get it by Fortyseven · · Score: 1

      I guess it's because they feast upon the uneducated. Not to mention the army of folks from the Windows 3.1 days who are just used to equating them with The Internets.

      I guess now in the early 2000's, their little playground is starting to rust out. Finally.

      This is all just purely personal opinion, however. :)

    4. Re:i don't get it by BristolCream · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What am I missing?"

      Free coasters.

    5. Re:i don't get it by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a huge chunk of the online population in the U.S., perhaps most of it, for whom computers are a tool, like a hammer or a radio. They never bother to investigate what else you can do with a hammer besides tack up a picture, nor ever realize that there is more to a radio than "FM 104.3 - your home for today's Country and all time favorites".

      For those folks, the Internet is either the little blue "e" or it's AOL. They don't have broadband, but they want it because the marketing geniuses at AOL have been telling them that AOL for broadband is better.

      There is another set of users, mostly teenagers, who use either AIM or MSN Messenger to send messages back and forth to their friends' cell phones all day long. It's like passing notes in class, but they do it before breakfast, during breakfast, in the car, between or in classes, and so on. They do homework over it.

      The teenagers don't know or care, for the most part, that there are dozens of IM clients and that they all pretty much work. They have MSN or AIM and that's all they need.

      A portion of both groups discover eventually that the world is bigger than their little corner of it, but, like programmers using vi to edit CSS, they stick with their original chat and web clients even knowing that there are better alternatives.

      I suspect that Microsoft and AOL has some synergy in that environment.

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    6. Re:i don't get it by obender · · Score: 3, Funny
      like programmers using vi to edit CSS

      There's no better way to edit CSS other than vi! Unless of course you are from the other camp...

    7. Re:i don't get it by wolf31o2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A portion of both groups discover eventually that the world is bigger than their little corner of it, but, like programmers using vi to edit CSS, they stick with their original chat and web clients even knowing that there are better alternatives.

      And what the hell is wrong with using vi to edit CSS?

      I mean, it's not like we're using emacs or anything.

    8. Re:i don't get it by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, but those teenagers aren't actually paying for that IM service, which is why there's no need to switch to something that possibly would temporarily disrupt their social circle. Sure, other programs are slightly better, but you'd be surprised how little that matters when you are comfortable with what you have and it gets the job done.

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    9. Re:i don't get it by cli_rules! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean there's something better than vi??

    10. Re:i don't get it by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      but, like programmers using vi to edit CSS

      I use vi(m) to edit CSS because its better!!!

      What do you use? Emacs????

    11. Re:i don't get it by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Of course there isn't. People have been trying for years and all the better they've gotten is to use 'multiline interfaces' and 'pre-loaded text'... They're nothing special, and don't have anywhere NEAR the number of highly useful and functional control commands vi does.

    12. Re:i don't get it by burris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't be stupid. These people want broadband because they are painfully aware of how long it takes to download pictures, music, movies, tv shows, and porn. They don't do it just because they are told to.

    13. Re:i don't get it by jwsd · · Score: 1

      On a similar note, a caveman has been wondering why you need firefox and email when he can learn everything he needs to know by grunting to each other next to the camp fire.

    14. Re:i don't get it by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      >what the hell is wrong with using vi to edit CSS?

      I don't know - I use sed and rcs. :-)

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    15. Re:i don't get it by pagej97 · · Score: 1

      Oh, God... Please tell me they're not going to start sending us unsolicited Windows discs in the mail!

    16. Re:i don't get it by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
      On a similar note, a caveman has been wondering why you need firefox and email when he can learn everything he needs to know by grunting to each other next to the camp fire.

      First of all, this caveman is not just grunting by the camp fire, I am asking "what am I missing?" -- it's not nice to make fun of others for being inquisitive.

      Secondly, since AOL and MSN are things used primarily by the less savvy computer users, and I am a very experienced internet user and computer professional -- a more accurate analogy would be: This Firefox and Email user is wondering why the cavemen carry clubs and live in caves when there are grocery stores and houses available.

      Sam

    17. Re:i don't get it by jwsd · · Score: 1

      First of all, this caveman is not just grunting by the camp fire, I am asking "what am I missing?" -- it's not nice to make fun of others for being inquisitive.

      Sorry for making fun of you. Just can't help it.

      Secondly, since AOL and MSN are things used primarily by the less savvy computer users, and I am a very experienced internet user and computer professional -- a more accurate analogy would be: This Firefox and Email user is wondering why the cavemen carry clubs and live in caves when there are grocery stores and houses available.

      Maybe because the caveman knows that after the next world war, his descendants will survive, but yours won't.

  18. Does this mean that AOL... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that AOL will never complete its planned switch from IE to the browser it owns (Netscape)?

    1. Re:Does this mean that AOL... by ranson · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Does this mean that AOL will never complete its > planned switch from IE to the browser it owns > (Netscape)?

      Don't know where you get your information, but there was never any public discussion of a planned switch. The Compuserve and Mac clients use Gecko, and while it was tested in the WIndows client, an official plan to switch has never been publicly acknowledged. I can assure you AOL will be using IE as the core browser for many years to come (and that was true even prior to the MSN deal talks).

  19. The end of what ? Anybody remember when... by OneInEveryCrowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sperry Univac merged with Burroughs at the end of the mainframe era and how that merger turned the mainframe business around ???

    1. Re:The end of what ? Anybody remember when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, I do. The game was already over for them at that stage. Did you ever use their gear? They were getting whacked by midrange boxes big time.

    2. Re:The end of what ? Anybody remember when... by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      To mainframe mergers we say "Honeywell Bull"!

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  20. One giant ball of EVIL by TripleE78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's like all of the stupidity and evil on the web is forming together like some sort of monopolistic Voltron.

    Does this mean Google is going to build a giant robot to compete?

    Seriously, I haven't had enough coffee yet for this news, and it's before noon, so I can't hit the booze just yet.

    ~EEE~

    1. Re:One giant ball of EVIL by CoderBob · · Score: 1

      It's afternoon somewhere. Go ahead and take a shot or two.

    2. Re:One giant ball of EVIL by databyss · · Score: 1

      Big G!

      ACTION!

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    3. Re:One giant ball of EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's before noon, so I can't hit the booze just yet.

      Outsource your booze timetable to India. It's after noon there.

  21. Two wrongs by tompercival · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this an example of two wrongs not making a right?

    1. Re:Two wrongs by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is an example of two great big balls of suck combining to form a critical mass of suck the likes of which have never been seen. The sheer density of suckage will actually tear a hole in the internet.

      --
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    2. Re:Two wrongs by nmos · · Score: 1

      Is this an example of two wrongs not making a right?

      Yes but three lefts does and that's why we have the BSDs.

    3. Re:Two wrongs by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      This is an example of two great big balls of suck combining to form a critical mass of suck the likes of which have never been seen. The sheer density of suckage will actually tear a hole in the internet.

      So, in astronomy terms, is this a black hole?

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  22. AOL is undervalued? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, most see it being worth about $1 total, but it's really worth $1.25...

    Is this really a big deal? AOL crap has been installed with MS OSs forever. They have similar feels to them...the only difference is that AOL didn't have something they could achieve lock-in with.

    Two desperate monster giants of the 90's that might have been able to save each other if they paired up a decade ago. MS is nearing the top of their own hill, and will be going down from there. AOL has been going down for a while. They probably think that by combining their dirt, they can both start going up again - they're wrong. Product placement isn't the problem, it's the product itself

  23. Prize? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    While the size of the stake or its prize has not been disclosed yet...
     
    What? Does a prize come in the box when they buy it? I would not call owning a piece of AOL a "prize".

    1. Re:Prize? by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      what are you talking about?! this is the beginning of a golden era! AOL CD's for everyone!!

      Oh....wait. nevermind.

    2. Re:Prize? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I dunno... I used to know someone whose cat reveled in hiding in unthinkable places, and where it hid it shat. Every time she found a cat turd hidden away in some clever place, she called it a "prize". So maybe owning a piece of AOL could also be a "prize"?

  24. Blarg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Microsoft and AOL. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

  25. Bad deals this week by tronicum · · Score: 1
    I thought eBay buying skype would be a bad deal.

    But Microsoft buying AOL would make a company more eval than.. (remember M$ is already the most evil company, or was it Google nowadays?)

    No More AOL CDs would have send the Millions CDs to Redmond then...that would be fun indeed.

    I can't wait for my AOL CD with Windows Vista trial on it.

    1. Re:Bad deals this week by Rhoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, all 27 variations of them!

      Vista Porn Edition with AOL Popup Blocker!

      Although, that could make a great new slogan.
      "Welcome! You've got porn!"

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  26. New portal names after merging by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmmm...merging MSN and AOL....

    L'MOANS
    SLAMON
    SALMON (mmmm...tasty web portal)
    MAN-LOS
    MOLSAN (mmmm...brewed web portal...but subject to trademark fight...)

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    1. Re:New portal names after merging by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about A/S/L, MON?

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  27. AOL != Mozilla Foundation by Beuno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do not see how MS buying AOL stock is going to change ANYTHING at all in the Mozilla Foundation.
    They are self-sufficient, independent and have been since at least the start of FireFox.
    I think there are more programmers working in google then in AOL.

  28. Me too! by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Indeed! Microsoft is putting a stake through AOL!

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  29. Profit! by Capeman · · Score: 0

    Profit is all they want!

  30. Holy Anti-Trusts Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There you are folks, that's what your hard earned tax dollers buy you: More money for Bill and his kind.

    This isn't a demo vs rep issue. This is the public not realizing that either party has their best interest at hand.

  31. Undervalued? by twosmokes · · Score: 1

    AOL is just about to turn the corner and is currently the most undervalued division of Time Warner

    Wasn't the fact that AOL was terribly overvalued what allowed them to merge with Time Warner in the first place?

  32. Throwing chairs by ccozan · · Score: 1

    Might be just the beginning of what Ballmer promised?

  33. Basic Math by malchus6 · · Score: 1

    A negative plus a negative equals a negative

    So, what's the problem? At least now i can combine my 2 largest sources of spam into one!!

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    You can fool some of the people all of the time ... and those are the ones you should concentrate on.
  34. prize or price? by bogaboga · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...Microsoft is in talks with Time Warner to buy a stake in AOL. While the size of the stake or its prize has not been disclosed yet...

    Disclaimer: English is not my 1st language!

    ...but I think it is supposed to be price in the introductory sentence.

    1. Re:prize or price? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      You could be right. Or, they could have been referring to a gamble by Microsoft... The 'stake' is the amount that you invest/wager; the 'prize' is the amount you receive if you win.

      Why this matters to analysts is that Microsoft could purchase the shares above current market value, which might cause a revaluation of AOL stock. Alternatively, if MS is overpaying, they could be faced with taking the difference between purchase price and value as a loss.

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  35. ROFL!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL!! WHOAHAHA!!!

    This is just too much, I am in stitches..

    Just have a browse through the good ol barrel a laughs..

    http://www.google.nl/search?hs=9Xu&hl=nl&client=fi refox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=attri tion.org+aol&btnG=Zoeken&meta=

  36. This is so last century. by bill_911 · · Score: 1

    This will be a perfect match for those who use MSN and/or AOL daily.

    When I heard the news I literally laughed out loud.

    I mean, AOL still markets with those grossly ineffective CDs. My 84 year old mother (and about a dozen of her friends) received a round of these coasters just last week at their retirement community. The AOL envelope had to be delivered to their door (who knows why). She asked the concerge who handed her the envelope, "What do I do with this." He replied, "You toss it in the trash bin."

    What is MS thinking? M$ should focus on the business world where they can bully people into doing what they want them to do.

  37. Make peace with any gods you believe in by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

    The moment the new combined AOL/MSN portal goes online, it will generate a vortex of suck large enough to consume the entire solar system, leaving nothing behind but a cloud of waveforms and probabilities.

    1. Re:Make peace with any gods you believe in by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny

      And a little pop up that says:

          Critical Error: Universe rebooted. Report to Microsoft Support?

                                      Don't Send . Send

  38. Bye Bye, Netscape, Winamp, etc... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    All of these little competing applications will disappear in short order...

    1. Re:Bye Bye, Netscape, Winamp, etc... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      You haven't noticed that AOL already closed all these divisions down?

      Fired all the netscape/mozilla developers in 2003. Now all the netscape work is done by the AOL in-house developers, and its a 'dual-engine' browser. They use pure Gecko, and pure IE. Expect the Gecko part to go away (what difference does it make, they already gutted netscape?).

      Fired all the Nullsoft developers last year. Put an intern in charge of patching security bugs. No new development on that front.

      Just about every 'little' project that AOL purchased has already been shutdown as a financial failure. Really, everything AOL touches turns to shit--- As a result, none of their 'little' divisions actually exists anymore.

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    2. Re:Bye Bye, Netscape, Winamp, etc... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Just about every 'little' project that AOL purchased has already been shutdown as a financial failure. Really, everything AOL touches turns to shit--- As a result, none of their 'little' divisions actually exists anymore."

      You mean "everything Time Warner touches turns to shit." Steve Case at least grasped the importance of all of those acquisitions he made. Its the Time Warner board who does not know/does not understand/does not care about whether those properties live or die.

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  39. Time Warner will own Bill Gates ... by JoeStreet · · Score: 1

    Time Warner will own Bill Gates just like they did Ted Turner and Steve Case. Check the old headlines. Ted Turner "thought" he was buying Time Warner. AOL "thought" they were buying Time Warner. Now look who's in control.

    All I can say is watch your back Gates.

  40. Windows + AOL by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny

    So when will Gates announce that AOL is "part of the operating system"?

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    1. Re:Windows + AOL by DavesWorld334 · · Score: 1

      (ding) You've got monopoly!

    2. Re:Windows + AOL by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      Why not just replace Windows with AOL? I can just imagine the friendly pastel colors decorating every surface of my screen...and the startup sound..."You've Got Windows!"

      The horror...

    3. Re:Windows + AOL by rlp · · Score: 1

      Next step - you get the OS free on DVD's mailed to you, given away in stores, etc. But to use the OS, you must pay a monthly subscription fee of $24 / month, and you can NEVER unsubscribe.

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  41. not to say it doesn't suck... by mwigmani · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...but MSN is used by more than a handful of people.

    1. Re:not to say it doesn't suck... by op12 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess it shouldn't be a big surprise that more Alexa toolbar users are Yahoo and MSN users than Google users :)

      Seriously though, I would guess most Google users would either use the Google toolbar over the Alexa one, or no toolbar at all. And the Alexa traffic counts are based only on their toolbar users who allow data to be sent back. While it may cover a lot of people, it also misses a lot of people.

  42. MS was feeling left out.... by MrKahuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oracle buys Siebel.
    eBay buys Skype.

    Ballmer: (to Bill via bad cell phone connection) Billy-boy, what are we going to do? They're getting more press than us this week.
    Gates: Eh? Oh hell! ( as he spills his coffee on his lap and hangs up)
    Ballmer: Well, ok if you say so.

  43. I first read that as... by loimprevisto · · Score: 0

    I first read that post as "Why wouldn't a statement come from CDC declaring this to be a good purchase?"

    I mean sure, Microsoft is bad... and, erm, so is AOL... and, umm, well- wait a minute, can we get a statement from the CDC about this? I sense a plague of *epic* proportions.

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  44. Is in talks by jav1231 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This is not finalized. I'm wondering how this will play into the Antitrust settlement too. I don't see where this gives M$ a toe-hold into Google and Yahoo's search dominance. I CAN see where this give M$ a captive audience of sorts, but they had most of this people at "Hello" when they bought their Dell/HP/Compaq PC with Windows included. People are resetting their home page away from MSN.COM for a reason! It SUCKS! No one is saying, "MSN that and you'll find a page about..." People are killing MSN Messenger's autostart for a reason! IT SUCKS! People are moving away from AOL, why? IT SUCKS! They will gain some users but I'm far more suspicious of what this does to Netscape and Firefox than anything else. I'd think someone would drag them into court if they were too overt about killing off competing browsers...again. Who knows?

  45. NY Post Original Article by .Chndru · · Score: 0

    AOL'S TIME IS UP By TIM ARANGO In a deal that would unite two of America's corporate giants as partners in the Internet business, Time Warner is in advanced discussions to sell a stake in America Online to Microsoft, The Post has learned. According to two sources familiar with the matter, Time Warner is in talks with Microsoft about selling the stake in AOL and then combining it with Microsoft's Web unit MSN. Under the plan being considered, Microsoft would pay some money to Time Warner for the AOL stake, leaving the two companies approximately equal partners in the venture. While the deal could fall apart, the companies are hopeful they can wrap it up within the next couple of months. Talks are most advanced with Microsoft -- Time Warner management's preferred partner -- but the media giant has also had discussions with both Yahoo! and Google over a sale or venture with AOL, according to a source close to Time Warner. Time Warner's inclination to partner with a large tech company suggests that even if AOL's most recent strategy of becoming a free portal is successful, it may not be enough to keep the unit within the Time Warner fold. While AOL began testing the portal in June and has won plaudits for the quality of its videos and other features, the company has yet to make a big marketing push, even though it promised one by the end of August, noted Rich Greenfield, an analyst at Fulcrum. Greenfield, who said it's too early to judge whether the portal strategy is a success, believes Time Warner should wait before making a decision on the future of AOL. "I think it's too early for it to be sold or spun out," he said. AOL has seen the number of subscribers decline from 26 million in 2003 to fewer than 22 million now, as users fled AOL's dial-up service for broadband. Its portal strategy -- a reversal of its prior focus of offering exclusive content -- puts AOL in direct competition with Yahoo!, MSN and Google. The AOL discussions come as Time Warner management has been reviewing numerous strategic moves to boost the company's share price. And as other media companies such as Viacom work out plans to break apart after years of consolidation, Time Warner is likely to be a starkly different company a year from now. In addition to a likely AOL move, some or all of the company's cable unit will finally be spun off early next year. Beyond that, sources close to Time Warner's management say that Time Inc., the company's publishing unit, could be sold or spun off sometime next year if its performance doesn't improve. In addition to the strategic moves, Time Warner's Don Logan, who shares the No. 2 executive duties at the company with Jeff Bewkes, is expected to retire in 2006. Since the disastrous merger between Time Warner and AOL in 2000, about $200 billion in shareholder value has been wiped out. Until this year, company management had been hamstrung by fraud investigations by the Justice Department and Securities and Exchange Commission, but those probes were settled for $510 million. Time Warner's Chairman Dick Parsons later put aside some $2 billion to settle shareholder litigation. Meanwhile, the company has been targeted by corporate raider-turned-shareholder-activist Carl Icahn, whose group has been amassing a stake in Time Warner and pushing for seats on the board of directors. http://www.nypost.com/business/28069.htm

  46. Now that's insightful by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think AOL is more of a Tar Baby than a Death Star style weapon of ultimate power.

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  47. AOL browser is IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL browser IS still built atop IE. There are some fancy interface changes, but its IE "technology" Occasionally AOL threatened to use other browsers, but its never followed through.
    http://downloads.channel.aol.com/browser

  48. Interesting merge ... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    ... imagine all the possibilities. Your speakers could be shouting "you've got infected" or "You have to update windows / Are you sure you don't want to update Windows ?" every 5 minutes !

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  49. Think about it - this is not about AOL per se.. by CdBee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft sees its future in the media distribution/licencing business - hence so much R&D of their proprietary secured codecs for audio and video.

    AOL is presently owned by Time Warner

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    1. Re:Think about it - this is not about AOL per se.. by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points today, I would mod you up. Good show.

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  50. Bid to buy Netscape.... by Art+Pollard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This could be viewed as Microsoft making a bid to buy Netscape. Remember that AOL owns what is left of Netscape. This of course, includes the FireFox browser as well.

    So beyond the anti-trust issues surrounding a joined MSN-AOL portal / service, is the issue of Microsoft potentially owning at least a stake in the major browser that competes against Internet Explorer. Also, it is important to note that partial buy-outs are often precursors to complete buyouts.

    1. Re:Bid to buy Netscape.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's just plaing wrong! You should check your facts better before spreading what amounts to FUD.

      Firefox is owned by Mozilla which has its roots in and was initially developed by a lot of Netscape engineers (on the Netscape payroll) but Netscape/AOL/TimeWarner laid off all of those developers. Many of these developers have been rehired by Mozilla Foundation but there is no longer any real connection to Netscape/AOL/Timewarner.

    2. Re:Bid to buy Netscape.... by tenverras · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean outside of the fact that in an agreement for AOL/TimeWarner to help fund the Mozilla Foundation, AOL get's the right to use Gecko(I believe I have the right core name lol) as the core for their Netscape browser? While MS won't be able to usurpe the rights to use the core, it is likely that they will try to use their stake in AOL to reduce or eliminate the funding AOL provides the Mozilla Foundation

    3. Re:Bid to buy Netscape.... by Xarius · · Score: 0

      Firefox is a product of the Mozilla Foundation, and has nothing to do with AOL.

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    4. Re:Bid to buy Netscape.... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      I just checked on that. AOL 'funded' the Mozilla Foundation by hiring the developers.

      They fired them all in 2003.

      This is the only thing I was concerned about, and AOL made it a non-issue.

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    5. Re:Bid to buy Netscape.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of these developers have been rehired by Mozilla Foundation

      Speaking of being just plaing wrong [sic], I just looked at the 990 for the Mozilla Foundation, and they only paid out $213,923 in salaries, including $53,846 to Chris Hoffman, the Senior Director of Mozilla Engineering, so I doubt "many" of those developers were rehired by the Mozilla Foundation.

  51. Funny: by dannyelfman · · Score: 1

    ``You've got assimilated''

  52. REPENT!! The End is NEAR by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

    leaving the two companies approximately equal partners in the venture,

    EQUAL!?

    [/hyperventilates]

    Does this means that most new computers will be shipped with not only Windows, Explorer, Windows Media, MSN, (etc) but now with AOL crap which is notorious for not being easilly gotten rid of?! GAAH!!!!

    imagine if you will: the millions upon millions of MS users who are now ------[dramatic cadence] AOL USERS [Dun Dun DUN!]

  53. Heavenly Delight by rapturizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AOL's lousy service plus M$'s lousy software, all forced upon corporations = $$$ for the consultants who will have the misfortune of making it (at least attempting to)work.

    1. Re:Heavenly Delight by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey I'm a consultant - break out the champagne!

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  54. Google? Aol? by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Current Fortune Cookie: Danger! Dragon in Flight!

    No electronic village will be safe during these dark times.

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  55. Like sending a tanker of fuel... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ...to the post-iceberg Titanic. When they get there, they'll start selling lifeboats.

    Voila, an MSN almost the population of AOL.

    Unless Bill is simply tired of actually lighting his money on fire, this seems to be a fruitful motive.

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  56. New Mod Needed by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    +1 Question

    How does this simple question get marked so insightful. Anytime someone mentions anything about any browser people pop-up the question that includes "end of netscape?"

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    1. Re:New Mod Needed by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      "End of Netscape?" isn't that insightful of a question, but some times a simple rhetorical question can help shed light on a subject better than a long explanation. It's more powerful to say "what about _____?" and let the reader fill in the answer. That way it's there answer, and there conclusion, and they will be more willing to accept it, as apposed to saying "Yea, well ______" and then having to convince your reader to accept it.

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    2. Re:New Mod Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what makes it so +4 interesting that you question why the post has been modded so insightful?

    3. Re:New Mod Needed by eihab · · Score: 1
      I like to think of the current moderating options as adjectives to describe the post instead of a way to classify its type.
      e.g.:
      • Interesting Question
      • Insightful Post
      • Informative Troll
      You get the idea...
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  57. Does this mean... by rxmd · · Score: 1

    ...free Windows CDs for everyone?

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  58. convicted monopolist by muzza · · Score: 1

    Can a convicted monopolist (and a predatory one at that) buy even a share in a competing company??? Surely not?

    1. Re:Convicted Monopolist by Beefslaya · · Score: 0

      Wheels of Congress and the Judicial System are greased with slippery Microsoft Cash. We have only ourselves to blame for buying their crap, and we shouldn't be suprised to see them try to get us to buy more of their crap, not by earning our loyalty, but by forcefully taking it through purchasing of other companies.

    2. Re:Convicted Monopolist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be the Dept. of Justice's anti-trust division that would look at such a scenario (merger/acquisition).

      Personally, I don't think such a combination will be allowed.

    3. Re:Convicted Monopolist by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      No one has been allowed to buy anyone. There was a published rumor that Microsoft might be taking an equity stake in AOL.

      Then again, even if Microsoft did buy AOL entirely, I don't see the harm. AOL, while a large player, is nowhere near a monopoly, and won't give Microsoft any additional monopoly power.

  59. Eventually... by TarryTops · · Score: 0

    everyone will merge with everyone.

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  60. Are They Just Buying The Legal Dept.? by PingXao · · Score: 1


    What, the SCO thing didn't work out?

  61. In other news... by fistfullast33l · · Score: 1

    GE is selling CNBC to the News Corporation. Rupert Murdoch was quoted as saying, "CNBC would fit in nicely with our current network, Fox News. As always, we strive to deliver the most biased and unreliable news while also causing a record number of seizures due to our over-elaborate marketing devices."

  62. New AOL/MSN slogan by theantipop · · Score: 1

    "It's the only thing you can use, no wonder it's #1"

  63. What a turnaround by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    AOL is just about to turn the corner and is currently the most undervalued division of Time Warner

    What a turnaround, it can't be more than 2 years since I was reading that AOL was the most overvalued business ever sold or bought.

    Does this mean that even with the dot-com bubble burst, and with rumours of a new comms 'super-bubble' on the horizon, analysts STILL consider AOL as worth more than the music & the films & the TV?

  64. Acronyms by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    Between AOL And Microsoft, They have a monopoly on both two letter and three letter internet acronyms, AIM, MSN, IE, WIN, OE, IM, You've Got Mail...etc. There will soon be no room for further acronyms and they will have taken over the internet!!!

  65. Forget the browser, it's about IM by metamatic · · Score: 1

    AOL already use IE, and really, Mozilla isn't a threat to Microsoft right now; IE still has 90% of the market or thereabouts.

    No, I predict that if this goes ahead, AIM is gradually killed off to be replaced with MSN, giving Microsoft instant monopoly control over instant messaging--and heading off the threat of Google Talk helping to open up IM.

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    1. Re:Forget the browser, it's about IM by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      What's the big deal about IE or Firefox having browser market share? Firefox is FREE. IE is practically free (in the sense that Windows would probably be the same price whether or not it came with IE). I can see them being concerned if they were trying to sell their software, but seriously why does market share matter to browser developers?

    2. Re:Forget the browser, it's about IM by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Because there are a lot of machines in business which are pretty much just used for e-mail and access to web applications. If those applications all ran flawlessly on Linux, why would anyone put Windows on the desktop?

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  66. Interesting name combo by Killer+Instinct · · Score: 1

    Obligatory new name reference : AhOLe-soft
    Seems fitting...

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  67. Re:Bye bye Netscape (again) by ear1grey · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Netscape the company is long gone. There are a few people left, but 99% of the "original" 4000 or so employees who had an @netscape.com email address moved on. Look at people.netscape.com and compare it to this archived version from 2000.
    2. The brand has already been repeatedly scuttled by (among other things):
      1. the squandering of the server assets by AOL (to the benefit of Sun)
      2. the missed opportunity for AOL to run on Netscape products.
      3. the "Netscape Online" ISP that failed to ignite much interest.

    Just be thankful that the Mozilla Foundation is independent of AOL.

  68. coasters? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

    Does this mean it will now be fashionable to use both Windows and AOL cd's as coasters??

    Or even for frisbee golf!!!

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  69. Should not get past the regulators by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    Microsoft already has a dominant position in the dissemination of evil in the computer industry. By teaming up with AOL, they would have almost a complete monopoly in this area (especially as The SCO Group will soon be history). This tie up must be blocked unless either Microsoft or AOL commits to give up being evil.

  70. Their reason by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft isn't satisfied with the worst portal in the world. Now they want to buy the 2nd worst to guarantee their position.

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  71. AOL?! by Stu+L+Tissimus · · Score: 0

    How the hell haven't they gone out of business yet?!

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  72. Damn typos... by Skadet · · Score: 0

    While the size of the stake or its prize has not been disclosed yet... Congradulations, you've just bought AOL! Roddy, tell him what he's won!

  73. When Monopolies Collude by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    When this partnership is complete, there will be no way to pretend that the US protects the market from monopolies and cartels.

    FWIW, I've learned from past flames I've received, which were predicated on the fallacy that vendors must have no competition in the market to be monopolies, to abuse their monopoly status. I've learned that people misunderstand the term "monopoly", and are even less likely to understand a cartel. Before you go down that pernicious road, I recommend you read the Supreme Court's Findings of Fact in the Microsoft monopoly case, which include "Microsoft enjoys monopoly power" (section III, paragraph 34). The Wikipedia "Cartel" entry can clarify how multiple competitors can collude to control a market at the expense of consumers.

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  74. Is it possible that buggy software combines!? by GecKo213 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh great! If this happens we may see the popup window ravage the desktop at all times. When you first sign in to Windows you may now get to see multiple credit card offers and all sorts of popup ads. Not to mention when you log off windows wouldn't let you shut down until the AOL portion of software imbedded has received all of it's needed updates!
    Damn the Machine!

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  75. Think its about instant message..MSN + AIM by ubuntu2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Probably a nice investment for MS if they can combine their msn messenger users with AOL's instant messenger users. Would be quite dominant, and who knows the services they will think of to generate money from that. I have read countless articles about younger people not using emails these days, and using just instant messaging, noticed this specifically when I travelled to Korea this summer.

    1. Re:Think its about instant message..MSN + AIM by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Probably a nice investment for MS if they can combine their msn messenger users with AOL's instant messenger users."

      Its probably a pre-emptive strike against Sony if you think about it. There was talk back in the day of AIM working on the Sony PS2, and this would ensure that AIM will not make it to the PS3. MSN+AIM could be integrated with XboxLive for the Xbox360.

      Or, it gives Microsoft a leg up against Apple in terms of the iChat partnership AOL and Apple have.

      We could also see iTunes support via AOL Music dropped.

      There's a lot not to like about this "partnership" and the Feds are probably asleep at the wheel.

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    2. Re:Think its about instant message..MSN + AIM by rcamera · · Score: 1

      have you ever heard of ICQ?

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    3. Re:Think its about instant message..MSN + AIM by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm afraid your post is altogether too well thought-out for this discussion... Perhaps you didn't read enough of the other comments?

      The only legitimate responses must contain references to how horrible this all is and how both companies are the devil. Your rationality about the whole thing is disturbing.

      Thank you,

      The Conformity Police

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  76. You know... by Name+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    I hadn't thought it was possibly for AOL to get that much worse.

    I was wrong. This makes things much worse.

  77. MSN + AOL by justforaday · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling the Masons are behind this?

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  78. Predicting the future by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "Bloomberg speculates that this deal would profit both companies."

    Wow, those Bloomberg analysts are really earning their money...

  79. Convicted Monopolist by JWW · · Score: 1

    You just have to wonder how a convicted Monopoly would be allowed to buy any other company in the computer industry!!!

    Hello, wheres the SEC in this kind of stuff? I mean every Oracle looks to buy out something they throw a hissy fit (although still end up letting oracle buy up competitors) but Microsoft should have hurdles even higher to get over, but when they look to buy something NO ONE in any type of oversight role says ANYTHING!!

    I know, I know, they've bought everyone out. But it would be nice if our antitrust law was actually worth the paper its written on.

  80. AOL and MSN??? by Name+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this raise lots of questions before regulatory approval is granted (or not grnated)?

    I know those two together don't make a monopoly, but it sure seems like a start at Microsoft attempting to make [another] one.

  81. AOL + Microsoft... by teknopagan · · Score: 1

    How much suck can they fit in one box? Next we'll hear Microsoft is buying SCO...

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    1. Re:AOL + Microsoft... by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

      SCO hasn't sued Microsoft yet, so there are no SCO stock purchases in MS's future... ;-)

  82. Mr Pot? Please meet Mr Kettle. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Funny
    MSN and AOL team up? Yeah - there's a marriage made in heaven. How'd you like to be the poor stiff in Bangalore sorting out the crap that's certain to result?

    Caller: Hi. I have MSN and my AOL account doesn't work. In fact nothing works.

    Banglaore Tech: And sir did you turn the computer on sir?

    Caller: Oh. right.

    Bangalore Tech: Very good sir. Now kindly go fuck yourself sir. Thank you for calling MSN/AOL tech support, you knuckle dragging imperialist asswipe sir.

    RS

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  83. Does AOL still pay Mozilla developers? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that this would be why MS is purchasing them, but if there are still Mozilla developers working for AOL, my guess is that they'll be out of a job, soon.

    Also, the next edition of Netscape will be based solely upon IE, and won't be released for anything but Windows.

    Either way, though, its a nice way to see all the 'Evil' group up. Fine by me, and I'm sure Mozilla will find another home (Novell, possibly? Or IBM? Who knows, maybe Sun, or even a coalition)

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  84. Suing Microsoft Pays? by Sundroid · · Score: 1

    Apple sued Microsoft, the lawsuit was settled in 1997 when Microsoft agreed to buy $200 million of Apple's stocks (http://news.com.com/2100-1040-843145.html).

    Sun Microsystems sued Microsoft, got a settlement in 2004 when Microsoft agreed to shell out $1.95 billion (http://news.com.com/Sun+settles+with+Microsoft,+a nnounces+layoffs/2100-1014_3-5183848.html).

    AOL sued Microsoft in 2002 alleging the latter crushed its Netscape, and now...well, you get the picture.

  85. Mods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny? Interesting, I say!

  86. Nevermind by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    AOL fired them all in 2003.

    Good. This might be the end of AOL. We'll see it rebranded as MSN, and it will continue to founder, until nothing is left.

    Let the continunously destructive mergers go forth!

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  87. The overall implications by merc · · Score: 1

    While I realize they're discussing merging their portals (whatever that really means) I have to also wonder what kind of effect this is going to have on AOL's acceptance of M$'s proprietary SPF / anti-spam protocol.

    I wonder what other effects this will have on the service provider industry since AOL is a major player (e.g., AIM).

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  88. Sender ID? by nmos · · Score: 1

    How is this going to affect the whole Sender ID mess?

  89. Where is anti trust when you need it. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    This is scary.
    Microsoft can use this to push "IE is the standard" even harder than before.
    Please save us from this unholy union.

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  90. I see some (potential) good here by NeuralClone · · Score: 1

    As of now, MSN Messenger is a somewhat decent instant messenger service. MSN Messenger 6 was probably the best of the bunch. MSN Messenger 7 is one of the most bloated, confusing, and annoying IM client around.

    AOL Instant Messenger is probably one of the buggiest, instant messenging programs around and it always has been. It lacks features, is filled with annoying advertisements (often with sound), crashes almost everytime you log out, has a large footfrint, and is just a nightmare to use.

    Perhaps if they combined the two lines of instant messengers we might actually get a decent messenger program. Either that or we'd get something resembling Bram Stoker's Nightmare.

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  91. ObSeptember by Sheridan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Me too!!!!!
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  92. AOL value is its 17million subscribers by wheatking · · Score: 2, Informative

    Currently no value is placed on the most valuable asset AOL continues to have -- its 17 million or so subscribers (paid). Certainly there is no way TimeWarner can leverage this asset (and the market valuation reflects that). Any of the other portal/subscriber players (Yahoo, MSN, and even Google) would love to add 17million to their base and perhaps even someone like Ebay (better than the skype hordes imho) could/should be interested. Comapred to the few million each with SBC, Comcast, Earthlink, and Bellsouth, the 17million number is by far the most interesting.

  93. If and when they do merge, they'll need a name... by jpellino · · Score: 5, Funny

    So here's the anagrams for AOL and MSN...

    MAL ONS - MAL SON - LAM ONS
    LAM SON - SALMON - ALMS NO
    ALMS ON - SLAM NO - SLAM ON
    MA SOLN - AM SOLN - MAN LOS
    MAN SOL - MANS LO

    "Salmon" has more logo possibilities;
    "Slam On!" will appeal to the x-treme and H4x0r crowd,
    but "Man, S.O.L.!" is probably closer to what most people think of this development.

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  94. Welcome to the New WinAOL OS by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now combining all of the worst features of both into one incredibly tortured interface.

    Can you imagine bootinh windows into the dulcet tones of the AOL Bot saying, "You got Mail?"

    Or AOL with the new and improved advanced Clippy the speaking paperclip help technology?

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    1. Re:Welcome to the New WinAOL OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that comes with a Meg Ryan blowjob, I'll endure it.

    2. Re:Welcome to the New WinAOL OS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine bootin windows into the dulcet tones of the AOL Bot saying, "You got Mail?"

      More like, "You've got security holes! You have a pig-shaped birthmark on your...."

  95. Antitrust anyone? by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is possibly a most evil move. MS buys into AOL and has control (of some sort) of the browser market (IE, Netscape, Mozilla funding) but even more evil is that MS buys into several other categories:

    Digital content distribution (Time-Warner)
    VoIP (Time-Warner networks)
    Combined IM markets (AIM/MSN)
    DRM on all that content

    I hope that those anti-trust government types see this as evil the way that I do. I can't remember what cable companies are tied up in this mess, should it happen, but this is a move by MS to take over communications, digital and voice, as well as a large share of content and content distribution. EVIL EVIL EVIL... that's all I can see in it.

    I'm betting that the government will not be able to see the all digital, all-IP future that the FCC and others are trying to create being brought to a corporate congolmeration through moves like this one... Science fiction horror stories happening in real life.

    The jokes about MSN and AOL securing MS position with worst portal and search abound, but it proves that most computer users don't care or are clueless. That means that if MS manages this, the world of digital content and communications may become a very bad thing... imagine using an MS phone service? or MSN cable? You'll soon be able to get a BSOD on all your entertainment and communication devices!

    EVIL EVIL EVIL!

    1. Re:Antitrust anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want antitrust action against Microsoft, vote for a Democratic president in 2008. (Wouldn't it be funny if it were Hillary.) There is NO chance of antitrust action with the current regime in power. Hell, you'd probably have to toss control to the Democrats in at least one house by 2006, just to put the fear of a voting God to those jackals. Otherwise, it would be (big) business as usual. Probably would also need to get a shareholder takeover by liberals of at least one major media empire.

      In other words, we're f**ked.

      You have an unhealthy faith in government solving the public's problems. You can see how depending on government to act competently helped those poor, f**ked people in New Orleans. As long as the voting public is stupid enough to vote for the current turd in office, there is NO chance they'll put in competent leadership. Therefore gov't will only work for those people that bribed them. Also, I've very rarely seen stupidity corrected within a lifetime. You'll need another culling event like the Great Depression.

      That only leaves emigration, or shooting the right people. Assassinate the right people, and maybe the people pulling the strings may realize they need to change their approach.

      (I hate people in general. Losing AOL to MSN only sucks more losers away from the Internet. Who needs to IM them, or VOIP them anyway...)

  96. AOL vs AOLTW by mcc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But they aren't buying stakes in Time Warner, they're buying stakes in AOL's time warner division.

    Of course, this still brings up an interesting thought. This means that if/once this all goes through, America will have basically three noteworthy television news sources; CNN, which has business entanglements with Microsoft; MSNBC, which has business entanglements with Microsoft; and Fox News, which is frequently brushing against antitrust law and, hm, how shall I put this, some people feel tends to give special deference to Republican ideology.

    The reason I bring this up is this. Eventually, Microsoft is going to get into another antitrust lawsuit. Given the above, how do you think TV news is going to portray this...?

    1. Re:AOL vs AOLTW by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      No, they're buying stakes in AOL Time Warners AOL division, not Time Warner.

    2. Re:AOL vs AOLTW by CdBee · · Score: 1

      Yes, quite true

      My point was that AOL subscribers + Microsoft WMV technology + TimeWarner content = Profit.
      This merger/purchase would bring together the provider, the distributor and the audience.

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  97. So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that in Korea only old people use email?

  98. Remember... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    Remember all those "15 years in the future" articles from C|Net or Wired that made reference to AOLTWMSNBC?

    It was a sardonic joke in 2000...

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  99. The sky is falling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will the next Netscape and Winamp be named?

    Microsoft Netscape, powered by Mozilla Firefox
    Winamp, powered by Microsoft Media Player

  100. ICQ vs. MSN Messenger? by HateBreeder · · Score: 1

    How would this affect the IM market?
    Would it affect the interoperability between the 2 apps?
    Would the 2 applications consolidate their user base into a single huge IM user base?
    Perhaps it's a preemptive strike against google which recently joined the market?

    This could get interesting.

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  101. WinAmp and AIM? by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this stock purchase indicates a willingness for the two companies to work together closely. Since AOL now owns WinAmp and AIM, two obvious advances come to mind:

    1. AIM and MS Messenger sharing protocols (thus basically killing IM competition)

    2. Windows Media Player being improved with some code or features from WinAmp (which could conceivably make for a very good general media player, if you ask me).

    With Google Talk, GAIM, Trillian, and others making their mark in the IM field, and iTunes, VLC, and so on making headway in the media player categoroy, those Microsoft and AOL products could probably use the synergy bonus.

  102. Some things I Googled up about Carl Icahn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never heard of Carl Icahn till I read today's posting. He's the 49th richest person in the world according to Forbes.His political contributions are to both Republicans and Democrats. (But mostly to Dems.)

    Some people would say he's a Wall Street predator the way he bullies companies like TWA. He's got such a big pile of money he can influence companies like Blockbuster. The same guy thinks he's the closest thing a shareholder has to a friend. Even serious analysts admire him.

    He's even part of XO Communications and tried to takeover the ailing Marvel Comics. There's a book about it called Comic Wars.

    "You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog" - Carl Icahn

    1. Re:Some things I Googled up about Carl Icahn. by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "He's even part of XO Communications and tried to takeover the ailing Marvel Comics. There's a book about it called Comic Wars."

      That book will really make you h8 Icahn. Almost as much as Ron Pearleman of Revlon and wonder how it is possible for such business dealings to be considered legal.

      B&N has the hardcover on closeout for something like $8 in their stores. I picked it up a couple of months ago. Great read.

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    2. Re:Some things I Googled up about Carl Icahn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Icahn... I con.

      I despise the bastard. He should be continuously beaten about the head with a rubber chicken. Maybe fill the rubber chicken with lead first.

  103. 21 years ago, Warners did the same to Atari by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 3, Informative


    Its fitting to see that Time Warner is planning on ditching its stake in AOL (just as its turning around) to a *former competitor* in order to boost share price and fend off a corporate raider like Carl Icahn today. 21 odd years ago, Warner Communications, facing a declining stock price and facing a corporate raider named Rupert Murdoch, sold off a 75% stake in Atari Inc. (the home computer/videogame division - later to be known as Atari Corp.) to *former competitor* Jack Tramiel (founder of Commodore) for $350 million in promissory notes in order to take off immediate pressure on Warner's stock. Murdoch eventually bought a controlling stake in 20th Century Fox instead since one of its big time shareholders fled the country on tax evasion. And it was evident even then that Atari was ready for a turnaround with the Atari 7800 ready for the market, hot 8 bit computers in heavy demand (the 1400XL and the 1450XLD) nearing release, a locked agreement to market the Amiga computer, and an almost completed agreement for non-Japanese worldwide rights to the Nintendo Famicom (which became the NES).

    Great track record, Time Warner! That's twice in a generation that you've botched the "synergy" payoff from having control of premiere tech companies with mass market appeal. First Atari, and then AOL.

    And let's recap the failures of Time Warner with AOL. Time Warner corporate failed to get Time Warner Cable to carry AOL as its premiere ISP, which was the #1 reason why AOL pursued the merger in the first place. Time Warner corporate failed to take any initiative to getting Time Warner Cable to make a deal with TiVo for set-top DVRs even though through AOL, Time Warner held a large stake in TiVo. Time Warner failed to leverage AOL's WinAmp property combined with the Warner Music Group interests...not to mention failing to envision an actual online music store like iTunes and instead relied upon nobody's favorite company Real to make MusicNet a success that it never became. I could list much more, but I'll end it with settling with Microsoft for less than $1 billion the antitrust case that AOL easily would've won the $10 billion they were demanding (and had that figure trebbled) had they committed to fight for the eventual ruling and a good 5 years of appeals.

    At this point, I'm all for Time Warner splitting up. Steve Ross must be spinning in his grave and it'll probably take Ted Turner to his well ahead of schedule.

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  104. MS is probably just trying to get an override by menorikey · · Score: 1

    This just reeks of a caffeine-induced Ballmer idea to ensure that Microsoft doesn't have to ship Vista with AOL icons on the desktop without them getting a piece of the action. Microsoft Innovation (tm) at its finest!

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  106. Scrambling by venomkid · · Score: 1

    I don't fear this at all. This is MS scrambling because they missed the boat.

    They're getting in bed with an established but lagging company. Look what's happened with the iPod. This is basically MS doing the same thing w/ the web. One could say AOL is the new iRiver.

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  107. One way it affects us... by jd · · Score: 1
    Microsoft has a habit of buying companies it starts joint ventures with. Assuming it continues in this trend, the combined MSN/AOL system will have a very large userbase and the means to tune the OS such that no other Internet Provider will work as well - whether it uses that means or not.


    This need not require deliberately crippling other providers - though, as the DR-DOS case showed, they're not above that. It could be as simple as merging AOL-specific code into the Windows kernel, which would make anything using AOL faster than anything that ran purely in userspace.


    The second aspect of this is that AOL and Time-Warner are still very connected. If Microsoft controlled AOL - now or in the future - it could also gain control of Time-Warner. Logically, they would then combine Time-Warner with all their other media interests (ZDNet, MSNBC, etc) which would substantially reduce the diversity of outlets out there.


    It wouldn't be the end of the world, but I would not be keen to see Microsoft in the driving-seat of both conventional AND Internet media.

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    1. Re:One way it affects us... by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that would really be pushing it... even if they can get away with it legally, it would really start moving people towards Linux. I'm serious, and yes I'm talking about Joe Sixpack. Big companies would offer any of their computers with Linux pre-installed and it would be awesome.

      Am I saying this'll happen? No, because Microsoft would'nt do something like that. At least I don't think they would. They've done all sorts of shit in the past, but forcing an ISP upon users? They wouldn't have the guts or the stupidity.

      (But I'll admit I'm really naive with this stuff, so I'm probably wrong.)

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    2. Re:One way it affects us... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      I see it more as adding two fissionable masses together. Both companies have seen their peak and a now going through their slow but steady radioactive decay period. Combining them togethor won't make them any better it will just really really accelerate the process (a big bang instead of a slow wimper).

      Neither one has sufficient respect for their customers and togethor they are bound to demostrate that lack of respect whilst demostrating the folly of that business practice in the 21st century (customers arn't just connected to the internet they are connected to each other).

      You can just imagine AOL running nothing but M$ software and their willing attempt to force their customers to use nothing but microsoft software. Of course their customers will only be renting the software. Stop paying and don't be suprised when you data dies along with your access to the internet. The future chorus of the AOL customer, why won't goggle work.

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  109. Does This Mean Clippy Can Help Me by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    . . . hook-up with fat, balding forty-something high school principals posing as teenage girls in AOL chat rooms for hot nasty cyber-sex action?

    Oh God I Hope So

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  110. Tax Write off by BrockH01 · · Score: 1

    Maybe MS is making too much money and needs a way to show some losses to reduce their tax burden? At the same time they can canabalize (sp?) any technology AOL might have, within reason of course.

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  111. Mod parent up, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Eventually, Microsoft is going to get into another antitrust lawsuit. Given the above, how do you think TV news is going to portray this...?"

    Microsoft and its products will be portrayed positively and will be given lots of "product placement" in news stories. MS promotional pieces will be presented as actual news.

    In any antitrust proceeding, the USDoJ will be falsely portrayed as being tough on microsoft, while conducting the most incompetent "prosecution" they can get away with. Any settlement to be reached will be written by MS, and will have a side-effect of increasing MS's revenue. Within two years, the lawyers for the "prosecution" will be gone from government service, and will be making a lot more money working (in an indirect way) for Microsoft.

    Sound familiar?

  112. MSAOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, I hope this deal goes through, or chairs are going to be flying in Mr. Ballmer's office.

  113. AOL Investors Were Conned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > According to CNBC, AOL is just about to turn the corner and is currently the most undervalued division of Time Warner.

    Does anybody remember that it was AOL that bought Time Warner?

    So how does it turn out that Time Warner is in charge?

    It seems to me that AOL's investors were really taken for a ride on that one. The purchase now appears to be just an insider transfer of wealth out of AOL, and into Time Warner.

    1. Re:AOL Investors Were Conned by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      The Time Warner execs have been waging an internal war to regain control of their corporation. They achieved this when they had Steve Case sacked. I don't think there are any AOL principals left who were around at the time of the buyout and who are in charge of anything beyond the scope of AOL.

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  114. Of Course by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

    Yes, just before the BSOD, windows locks up your power supply so that you can't use the restart button.

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  115. Just add a pinch od SCO. by starphish · · Score: 1

    These are two of the most despised companies. Maybe they should both buy stake in SCO. This way we can focus the public disdain on just one company, and Slashdot would only need one topic icon. I propose we use Satan as the icon.

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    1. Re:Just add a pinch od SCO. by starphish · · Score: 1

      Damn typos. That's "Just add a pinch of SCO".

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  116. At least it not another mac software maker by acomj · · Score: 1

    Like Bungie and connectix, who get bought out and product lines are trashed.

    1. Re:At least it not another mac software maker by Brataccas · · Score: 1

      Which brings up an interesting question...if MS buys you and your product ALREADY sucks...what happens? Is the suckage clamped? Do we get wrap-around and a superior product? Do we need to invent a whole new number system to quantify just how horrible it gets?

  117. Where are the FTC and FCC when you need them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When AOL and Time Warner merged, the FTC and FCC were all over it, delaying the deal until it had been investigated. The FTC and FCC have done similar things to Google, and other Microsoft competitors that tried to expand.

    So where are the FTC and FCC on this deal???

    After all, Microsoft is a convicted monopoly. And here Microsoft is trying to buy itself into a controlling position in a new market -- a market where, so far, Microsoft has failed to succeed on its own. And while we're at it, where was the FCC when Microsoft was buying into various Internet access providers?

    Microsoft is trying to gain a position where they are in control of both the content, and the delivery system. That is something that the FCC's rules are supposed to prevent.

    Can you say payoffs? I guess what some people say about government oversight commissions is true -- instead of protecting the public, they usually end up protecting the major industry players from competition.

  118. Another step to kill Google by zlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can't kill them with quality, you can kill them with quantity. MSN Dialup is not enough, now if they own a part in AOL they can ask them to redirect all google.com requests to search.msn.com. Or, even worse, break Google's pages randomly and then claim that "MSN is better than Google". They are already saying it, now they'll have proof. Remember how they broke MSN's homepage if the browser reported it was Opera? This is just the case.
    So, all n00bs who use AOL will think that Google has become crap and Ballmer will have his dream fulfilled. Additionally, Microsoft will save money on broken chairs.

  119. Wonderful by WillieManillie · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wonderful, yet another thing MS will possess. To assist mankind, MS should give a billion or two over to Louisiana. Then I'd be impressed.

    This is justification to continue promoting the development of open-source.

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  120. Giant Robots you Say? by chrisd · · Score: 1

    Hmm...I'll get right on that.

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  121. AOL has also made overtures about a sale to Google by scsscs · · Score: 1

    It's also being reported that AOL has also made overtures about a possible sale to Google.

  122. Re: hurdling by dtungsten · · Score: 1

    I had the same thought. I'd rather have an asteroid jumping over Earth than heading straight for it.

  123. Slumlord merger? by wardk · · Score: 2

    wow, one big all-encompassing trailer park.

    far out

  124. There may be a good side to it... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

    ... people may actually move to Linux.

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  126. s/Buy/Bury/ by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Indeed, the headline contains a typo. It should read:

    Microsoft to Bury Stake in AOL

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  127. For a moment by jeweekes · · Score: 0

    I thought it said "Skype"...

  128. Aghast by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    Microsoft would pay some money to Time Warner for the AOL stake, leaving the two companies approximately equal partners in the venture, the Post said.

    So instead of my worst fears of AOL owning Batman & Bugs Bunny, I get Batman & Bugs and Bill owning AOL.

    TimeWarner, this is a boneheaded mistake on top of the one you made purchasing AOL in the first place. Once you bought it you had a chance to change it into a real company. Now you will let MS Borg it. There never was much help for you if you were an AOL subscriber, now you are officially FsckedXP.

    Does this mean that AOL will stop eating IE every automatic AOL update? Could shake the PC repair industry to its core.

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  129. email tracking = profit! by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Woo-Hoo! Finally maybe all those emails I forwarded in 2002 will come to fruition!

  130. Informative article from street.com by wheatking · · Score: 1

    for once, a VERY informative article on the subject and speculation about AOL - google relationship. http://www.thestreet.com/_yahoo/markets/jamesaltuc her/10242834.html?cm_ven=YAHOO&cm_cat=FREE&cm_ite= NA>

  131. method to this madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having spoke to a couple of members on the MSN Messanger team during an interview about this very issue (Microsoft purchase of AOL), this isn't a new idea. Messanger has the largest IM stake in Europe and elsewhere besides the United States. It is only in the US where AOL's AIM has a majority. The purchase of AOL will combine Messanger and AIM to create the largest single userbase.... Again, this was concidered well before Google Talk, it's just that if Microsoft had made the purchase before, everyone would yell ANTITRUST!.... now, no one is going to stop them because Google stepped in with Google Talk...

  132. Re:If and when they do merge, they'll need a name. by managedcode · · Score: 1

    You missed the most evident MSNOL. Just got approved in the Meeting :)

  133. This might be a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an ex-AOL'er, I can imagine how the weight of indecisive AOL employees will drag down part of Microsoft!

    Honestly, AOL is full of idiots that think they know online media, or the web, and are very much out of touch with the real world. Add to that their heavy dose of "Not Invented Here" syndrome. You wouldn't believe how many fiefdoms fight amongst themselves in that company, when they should be focusing on what projects could be doing for customers.

    That's why I left many years ago. AOL is a gated community that doesn't Get It. Let them drag on Microsoft's Bottom Line.

  134. MSN + AOL = -GOOG what about GOOG+AOL ? by managedcode · · Score: 1

    In any case MSFT is a loser and TWX is a winner in this deal. What about GOOG if it secures AOL ?

  135. How the hell's that trolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the best picture of goatse-ish stuff I could find at school. Jeez. You people suck. :(

  136. Gender of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft would profit from merging the AOL portal with MSN, as a strategy to catch up with his rivals

    Microsoft is a he now?

  137. The real merger to watch out for... by DaveM753 · · Score: 1

    What's really going to be un-nerving is the merger between MSN's proprietary news groups and AOL's proprietary news groups.
    The flame wars will be unprecedented.

    Oh, the humanity!

  138. Re:The end of what ? Anybody remember when.. by OneInEveryCrowd · · Score: 1

    Yes I did. I learned programming on Univac 1100 at SUNY Albany. I worked for Sperry for a few years but resigned in 1984 to work on IBM equipment. I still consider quitting one of the best career moves I ever made.

  139. Will Gates share his fortune now? by pranay · · Score: 0
    Damn! All this time I thought this was a hoax!

    Dear Friends,

    Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.

    Regards.

    Chinu!

    I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US$24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00.

  140. Satan is behind this! by redog · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when the devil jacks off.

  141. Now that's Dumb and Dumber if I've ever seen it by skitheboat · · Score: 1
    Probably a great demographic of people to market to but has to be one of the greatest meeting of the lack of minds in history

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  142. Best Contribution to English Right Here (Offtopic) by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 1
    I have to say, the creation of the concepts "big balls of suck", "critical mass of suck", and "sheer density of suckage" are too beautiful. If I had mod points for awesomeness, you'd get 'em.

    well said. :)

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  143. Who cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares!! If you are posting here you are probably computer literate and as such will probably never have to use AOL.

  144. vi versus AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but, like programmers using vi to edit CSS, they stick with their original chat and web clients even knowing that there are better alternatives.

    This doesn't make sense! Everyone knows there's no better alternative to coding CSS with vi

  145. wow, insightful... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    Bloomberg speculates that this deal would profit both companies.

    Gee, you don't say. Two companies are voluntarily entering into a deal. If the deal didn't "profit both companies" at least one of them would say no to the deal.

  146. welcome to the list by Spam+Sig+Opt+Out · · Score: 0

    fucking spammer.

  147. Negative * Negative = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they watched Stand and Deliver too many times: A negative times a negative equals a positive!

  148. What? by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    Microsoft and AOL have been seperate companies all this time? News to me!

  149. Beginning of the end by fossl · · Score: 1

    Everyone Knows that AOL is internet for dummies, and they have been losing share to broadband cable modems for years now. MSN sucks, so this really makes sense. Look at past mergers Sperry and Burroughs.. amounted to nothing Compaq, Tandem and DEC... Amounted to nothing HP and Compaq... Ammounted to nothing Sun and ?? who was it.. oh yeah.. again nothing. This just means (like all the others) that this is the beginning of the end of AOL. Natural consolidation in the marketplace.

  150. How does MSFT know that Carl Icahn is a renegade? by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    He must be running XP and he must have agreed to the EULA.

    That's the only way they could legally know that he wasn't being a good user^H^H^H^H citizen.

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  151. Together At Last! by skeptictank · · Score: 1
    I can't think of a couple that deserve each other more than these two.

    And though, neither of them has a womb capable of giving birth to an original or creative concept, I am sure that through much straining and grunting, wailing and gnashing of teeth, some new horror will take root in the bowels of one of these monstrosities.

  152. Follow the Money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You list what appear to be four big corporate missteps, in which Time Warner:
    1. Sold control of Atari to Jack Tramiel, in exchange for promissory notes, just when Atari had a lot of potential for success. Tramiel then proceeded to carry out an insane price war that destroyed both Atari and Commodore.
    2. Merged with AOL, then made a series of decisions that destroyed the value of the merger for AOL, and otherwise harmed AOL's business.
    3. Settled the AOL case with Microsoft for only $1 billion, when they could have hung on for $10 billion.
    4. Is considering selling AOL to Microsoft.

    But what I notice is that, in each case, the beneficiary of those "missteps" is Microsoft.

    The first destroyed the Commodore Amiga, which was one of the biggest threats Microsoft faced during the eighties. The second harmed Microsoft's biggest competitor (at that time) on the Internet, a competitor who, by funding the development of Mozilla, was putting a big dent in Microsoft's plan to control the Internet. The third saved Microsoft $9 billion. And the fourth will help Microsoft's ongoing plan to control the Internet.

    Is it insane to suggest that under-the-table Microsoft money may have motivated these Time Warner "mistakes?"

    Maybe, or maybe not.

    After all, we know that Microsoft paid SCO to attack Linux (a move that may have proven fatal for SCO).

    And we have seen that this is a common strategy for Microsoft, as shown by this memo from James Allchin to Bill Gates, cited in the DOJ Findings of Fact:

    "I am positive that we must do a direct attack on Sun (and probably Oracle). . . . Between ourselves and our partners, we can certainly hurt their (certainly Sun's) revenue base. . . . We need to get Intel to help us. Today, they are not."

    So, yes, maybe Time Warner, a very rich company, stupidly lost a lot of money. Or maybe Microsoft, a very rich and dishonest company, smartly gained a lot of money and power.
    1. Re:Follow the Money? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "The first destroyed the Commodore Amiga, which was one of the biggest threats Microsoft faced during the eighties. The second harmed Microsoft's biggest competitor (at that time) on the Internet, a competitor who, by funding the development of Mozilla, was putting a big dent in Microsoft's plan to control the Internet. The third saved Microsoft $9 billion. And the fourth will help Microsoft's ongoing plan to control the Internet."

      I dunno. Microsoft was successful in 1984/85, but I don't see a grand conspiracy at the time to put the hurt on Amiga; Microsoft wasn't that strong then. However, Gates courted Tramiel to make Windows the GUI on what became the Atari ST but it wasn't ready so GEM got the nodd. Gates also successfully courted Tramiel over the standard format of the Atari CD-ROM that was promised during the debut of the Atari ST at the 1985 CES but was put on hold for years because it would've cost more than the computer itself. And Microsoft Word/Write was released for the ST to compete with WordPerfect.

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  153. Tired eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the article subject was "Microsoft to Buy Snake Oil". Close enough, I guess...

  154. Or.. by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    now take AOL, something already crappy. i can't possibly imagine what microsoft can do it. maybe this time around people will actually shy away to something else. Or AOL becomes so bad it gets better. disclaimer: If you think about that for more than two seconds your head will explode.

  155. What's this in my mail? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Now you will be able to make a chair out of Microsoft Bob CD's. Or a toilet.

  156. IM by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are a lot of aspects to this move. I think IM is the big one, though: it's IM that keeps kids signed up with one company or another, and google has a chance of taking significant MSN market share without AIM. Let's hope people start using Google Talk (Jabber-based, of course), Apple's iChat (also Jabber-based) and other jabber accounts before it's too to claw back any sort of free IM market :(

  157. WYSIWYG CSS Editor? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Is there a better CSS editor out there than Vim? I actually want to know, because it takes hours to position everything right sometimes, and it would save much more time if I could just draw what I want and have it generate the CSS.

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  158. this is about google by stepper · · Score: 1

    aol is a major piece of google's ad revenue. the game here is the same as the game ten years ago with netscape: cut off google's "air supply" by attacking their revenue. The tactic with netscape was to give away the browser and elimintate the revenue stream from selling the browser: not critical to MSFT since it has other revenue streams. The tactic here is to shift ad revenue away from the search provider: again, MSFT has other revenue streams.