Folks, we're going to build a wall around Cloudflare and Cloudflare will pay for it! I just got off the phone with my cyber experts, Barron Trump and Alex Jones. They assured me that whitehouse.ru doesn't use Cloudflare, it's protected by something they called "FSB Security," which is the best security, believe me.
Yep, CloudFlare is spraying supposedly TLS-encrypted data all over the internet in clear text?! What the fuck!? I almost want to laugh at CloudFlare's misfortune, except every internet user including me is probably affected by this. What the hell is the point of HTTPS at all, when so much HTTPS traffic is being purposely MITM'd for profit by CloudFlare? A very large part of the web is living under their leaky roof, meantime many in the professional networking community encourage this and help implement it. Again I ask what the fuck!? The whole company smells more like a CIA operation as time goes on.
He doesn't even seem to be able to be consistent in long sentences.
What are you talking about?
Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right - who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Believe me, folks, this study by so-called "scientists" is dead wrong. Anyone with a brain knows vaccines are what cause autism. I refused to have Barron vaccinated and look, he's the best at cyber, he's a huge cyber, he's going to be running the whitehouse.ru website.
Look at this guy, folks, very smart and he has great words! The best words aside from mine, believe me. Would you like to be National Security Adviser?
It's all part of a bigly 4-D chess game! This American hero is going to flood Indian call centers with thousands of cyber. It's the biggest cyber anyone has ever done. And when those Indian call centers get overwhelmed with cyber, Microsoft Support scamming jobs will come back to America!
Look at this guy, folks, a true American! Do you have a hat? Someone get this guy a hat. Not the MAGA one, this guy is educated, he wants the hat with the words spelled out. These hats are the best. How would you like to head the President's Council on Race Relations? You'd be great in the job, believe me.
No can do, I have a YUGE tower in Mumbai and they can't afford to stay there. It serves the best curry and has the cleanest designated shitting streets!
Lots of people are saying this is the best comment! Would you like a job? I have a YUGE opening in the Ministry of Communications. You know some bigly words, you know about propaganda, you'd be GREAT!
Russia doesn't exist! It's a conspiracy by China to harm American business! As soon as Betsy DeVos is confirmed as Education Secretary, I'm making her brother Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. We're gonna have the best Blackwater anyone has ever seen, folks!
We're gonna have the yugest mergers, folks, believe me, bigly mergers! Now repeat after me: The White House Brought to You By Carl's Jr. Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?
Here's what I love about the Russians, folks, they don't charge cleaning fees. They did my hotel laundering for free, they did my money laundering for free, they even financed my campaign. VERY SMART!
Of course I've heard of those things, I know more than the generals do, believe me. But who cares? This will make it easy to find out who doesn't like me, so I can call them a BIG LOSER on Twitter!
This is my doing, BIGLY, believe me. Ford is going to build a new truck, folks, it's going to be called the Ford Sharecropper, and it's going to have all the cyber in it, and -- did you know, we're going to build up our Ford. We're going to have such a strong Ford that nobody, nobody is going to mess with us. We're not going to have to use it. I'm going to open up our Ford laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. We're going to open up those Ford laws. We're going to Ford so much you may even get tired of Fording, and you'll say 'please, please, it's too much Fording. We can't take it any more. Mr. President, it's too much!' And I'll say no it isn't! We have to keep Fording! We have to Ford more! We're going to Ford more! We're going to Ford so much! BELIEVE ME!
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Folks, we're going to build a wall around Cloudflare and Cloudflare will pay for it! I just got off the phone with my cyber experts, Barron Trump and Alex Jones. They assured me that whitehouse.ru doesn't use Cloudflare, it's protected by something they called "FSB Security," which is the best security, believe me.
Yep, CloudFlare is spraying supposedly TLS-encrypted data all over the internet in clear text?! What the fuck!? I almost want to laugh at CloudFlare's misfortune, except every internet user including me is probably affected by this. What the hell is the point of HTTPS at all, when so much HTTPS traffic is being purposely MITM'd for profit by CloudFlare? A very large part of the web is living under their leaky roof, meantime many in the professional networking community encourage this and help implement it. Again I ask what the fuck!? The whole company smells more like a CIA operation as time goes on.
CLOUDFLARE IS UNDERMINING THE INTERNET, not to mention proudly serving ISIS terrorist websites, malware distributors, and DDoSers/Booters. They should be null routed and de-peered!
He doesn't even seem to be able to be consistent in long sentences.
What are you talking about? Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right - who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Believe me, folks, this study by so-called "scientists" is dead wrong. Anyone with a brain knows vaccines are what cause autism. I refused to have Barron vaccinated and look, he's the best at cyber, he's a huge cyber, he's going to be running the whitehouse.ru website.
Look at this guy, folks, very smart and he has great words! The best words aside from mine, believe me. Would you like to be National Security Adviser?
FAKE NEWS, it was 170% of Slashdot!
I tried taking my coworker on a date once, but Ivanka said she'd sue me for sexual harassment! Liberal regulations are always getting in the way!
Believe me, I want to. But this Propecia makes it where I can only come about once a week! SAD!
It's all part of a bigly 4-D chess game! This American hero is going to flood Indian call centers with thousands of cyber. It's the biggest cyber anyone has ever done. And when those Indian call centers get overwhelmed with cyber, Microsoft Support scamming jobs will come back to America!
How is Palmer supposed to pay for all my Russian shills now? This verdict is SAD and the judge is a LOSER!
Look at this guy, folks, a true American! Do you have a hat? Someone get this guy a hat. Not the MAGA one, this guy is educated, he wants the hat with the words spelled out. These hats are the best. How would you like to head the President's Council on Race Relations? You'd be great in the job, believe me.
No can do, I have a YUGE tower in Mumbai and they can't afford to stay there. It serves the best curry and has the cleanest designated shitting streets!
Whoops! I forgot to log in when I posted that.
We're going to build a YUGE hyperloop from the White House to the Kremlin, and CNN is going to pay for it! It's going to be the best, believe me.
"Black is white," Nadella said, "and we're confident that in the future, green will be yellow."
I love this guy already! He has the best thoughts! This guy knows his alternative facts, believe me, folks.
Lots of people are saying this is the best comment! Would you like a job? I have a YUGE opening in the Ministry of Communications. You know some bigly words, you know about propaganda, you'd be GREAT!
She doesn't even do that well. Lock her up!
Russia doesn't exist! It's a conspiracy by China to harm American business! As soon as Betsy DeVos is confirmed as Education Secretary, I'm making her brother Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. We're gonna have the best Blackwater anyone has ever seen, folks!
We're gonna have the yugest mergers, folks, believe me, bigly mergers! Now repeat after me: The White House Brought to You By Carl's Jr. Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?
It's all LIES! Somalia is a three-screen conspiracy by the Chinese to harm America. SAD!
Here's what I love about the Russians, folks, they don't charge cleaning fees. They did my hotel laundering for free, they did my money laundering for free, they even financed my campaign. VERY SMART!
Of course I've heard of those things, I know more than the generals do, believe me. But who cares? This will make it easy to find out who doesn't like me, so I can call them a BIG LOSER on Twitter!
I can't believe I'm saying it, believe me!
I'm always excited to run into my voters on the cyber!
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WRONG!
This is my doing, BIGLY, believe me. Ford is going to build a new truck, folks, it's going to be called the Ford Sharecropper, and it's going to have all the cyber in it, and -- did you know, we're going to build up our Ford. We're going to have such a strong Ford that nobody, nobody is going to mess with us. We're not going to have to use it. I'm going to open up our Ford laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. We're going to open up those Ford laws. We're going to Ford so much you may even get tired of Fording, and you'll say 'please, please, it's too much Fording. We can't take it any more. Mr. President, it's too much!' And I'll say no it isn't! We have to keep Fording! We have to Ford more! We're going to Ford more! We're going to Ford so much! BELIEVE ME!