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  1. Re:2c for you and 30c for the payment processor on Streaming Services Must Hike Songwriter Payments Nearly 50%, Court Rules (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Reddcoin or Dogecoin would be perfect for that.

  2. Re:Next on Apple Could Use ARM Coprocessors for Three Updated Mac Models (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    (slow clap)

    "Oh good, my slowclap processor made it into this thing." - GLaDOS

  3. I'd take a guess and say they're too complex and dangerous compared to nickel-iron.

  4. Re:Spotify and Pandora Should Closedown on Streaming Services Must Hike Songwriter Payments Nearly 50%, Court Rules (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Let the music industry try to make their own streaming service. I'd love to see the crap that produces.
    Let the streaming industry try to make their own content. I'd love to hear the crap that produces.

    Whoever wins, we lose.

  5. Re:Tracking info on Rocket Lab Criticized For Launching Their Own Private 'Star' Into Orbit (newsweek.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have tracking info: 1ZE680080304050194, carrier UPS.

  6. Re:Congratulations - you've invented Sputnik! on Rocket Lab Criticized For Launching Their Own Private 'Star' Into Orbit (newsweek.com) · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, Sputnik invents you... ?

  7. Wait, there's a flaw in your reasoning... what about the theme park and blackjack?

  8. Re:one-time-use addresses on Deanonymizing Tor: Your Bitcoin Transactions May Come Back To Haunt You (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    If Bitcoin crashes and Monero takes its place, then you haven't even seen what high GPU prices look like yet.

  9. Re: Used? on Car Manufacturers Are Tracking Millions of Cars (boingboing.net) · · Score: 2

    Make the telemetry send back subtly wrong stuff.

    Like changing your GPS coordinates so you drive in Antarctica or on the Atlantic ocean...

  10. Re: Show me your papers, citizen. on ICE Is About To Start Tracking License Plates Across the US · · Score: 1

    I blame Trump for everything Trump does.

  11. ICE is about to start tracking license plates on ICE Is About To Start Tracking License Plates Across the US · · Score: 1

    How can an internal combustion engine track license plates?

  12. Re:Elon Musk Toilet Paper on Elon Musk's Boring Company Delivers $600 Flamethrower (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    What would kick ass is a small Elon Musk doll with a string in the back which when pulled makes the doll say "May the schwartz be with you".

  13. That's because porn is too fucked up to be regulated. And if you try to force pushing regulation through a backdoor, they'll moan a bit but they'll like it anyway.

  14. Re:Everything is made better by Government! on Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Who says market wants thinner phones? When all the companies are making are thin phones, of course you're going to sell a lot of thin phones since there's nothing else.

    For a real test, you'd need a company like Apple making two iPhones that are 100% similar except in thickness. The thicker model would only have a bigger battery for a similar price, i.e. if it costs $10 more for the bigger battery, that thicker iPhone should only cost $10~20 more. That would be a true market test.

  15. Re:Everything is made better by Government! on Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    There's thin enough and there's why the fuck are they trying to make it even thinner?

  16. Re:Wrong Question on Ask Slashdot: What Kind of Societies Will the First Mars Colonies Be? · · Score: 1

    If a global catastrophe happens to/on Earth, our only hope will be a self-sustaining colony somewhere. Mars seems to be our best possible chance so far.

  17. Re:Tech companies are in trouble on Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    The new MacBooks and Kindles are GLUED SHUT. The battery itself is also glued to the case. How is that easy?

  18. Re:Using politics as marketing on Burger King Makes the Case For Net Neutrality (variety.com) · · Score: 2

    Destroy the free market that never existed?

  19. Re:Everything is made better by Government! on Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Of course, if unfettered control were given to the engineers, a phone would probably weight 6 pounds and the battery would last for several months, so it's really a lose-lose situation.

    Engineers would not design six pounds phones, but they would stop this thin-at-all-cost craziness happening right now.

  20. Tech companies are in trouble on Washington Bill Makes It Illegal To Sell Gadgets Without Replaceable Batteries (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Try easily replacing the battery in an iPhone, iPad, Kindle, MacBook, etc.

  21. Re:WTi-Fi? on Burger King Makes the Case For Net Neutrality (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, I did not even think of that. Nice nerdy touch.

    I did laugh at the big-ass Reese cup at the end though, not sure how many people in the USA will even get that reference.

  22. Re:Chinese cinema is censored and not a complete m on China Is Quickly Switching From Pirating To Streaming (cnn.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kill Bill, China Edition
    Running time: 4 minutes and 25 seconds.

  23. Re:And McDonalds does what in this scenario? on Burger King Makes the Case For Net Neutrality (variety.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But only Burger King has the whopper, which is their point.

    ISPs could throttle your access to Netflix, Hulu and YouTube for example.

  24. Re:Unintentionally Ironic on Burger King Makes the Case For Net Neutrality (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    Except that this is about internet service providers, so there is no "shopping elsewhere" for most people.

    And even if there was a choice and you are thinking of throwing the words "free market" in a reply, think again. Look at current prices and speeds. There's already collusion between the ISPs to have as little differences in prices and speeds as possible.