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  1. Re:No Reason to be afraid. on Microsoft Doesn't Care About Destroying Linux · · Score: 1

    The last two models of Dell Laptops we bought absolutely sucked for Ubuntu Linux installs. They weren't the ones sold with Ubuntu installed (that's still limited to certain models and only to certain classes of buyers) and my techies have had all sorts of problems with video chip compatibility apparently. We've probably bought a dozen models of laptop - including Dell's - in the last five years and they've all Linuxed up nicely, give or take the odd little problem with wireless or sound. But these new Dells are being SOB's just to get installed.

    I thought these days were long gone, when you checked www.linuxlaptops.org for compatibility before buying... Oh well, it gives the Ubuntu forums something to do, and now more people are using Linux on laptops there's a lot more help getting on there.

    I'll give model numbers if anyone cares..

  2. Re:Weather prediction? on IBM's Blue Gene Runs Continuously At 1 Petaflop · · Score: 1

    Heh. This is starting to sound like a subject for a future xkcd cartoon :)

  3. Old cars had them... on Winnipeg Demands Immobilizers on High-Risk Cars · · Score: 5, Funny

    All old (non-diesel) cars had engine immobilizers. You popped the top off the distributor cap and took the rotor arm out. How many joy riders carried a selection of spare parts with them? Ah, the joy of analogue tech.

  4. Weather prediction? on IBM's Blue Gene Runs Continuously At 1 Petaflop · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, do they have enough compute power to simulate the flap of every butterfly's wings now? And does it include the heat it produces from its cooling systems in its climate models?

  5. Re:In other news... on Intelligent Design Ruled "Not Science" · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pope ruled 'not Baptist'. Bear ruled 'not to be using urban lavatories'.

  6. Re:The missing millions... on 1 Billion PCs by End of 2008 · · Score: 1

    The motherlode of missing millions stories:

    http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/viewer.php?category=mi s

      should you care.

  7. The missing millions... on 1 Billion PCs by End of 2008 · · Score: 1

    I suspect this is a classic typo error. A bit like this one: http://www.ntk.net/2003/01/10/dohmus.gif or even this one: http://www.ntk.net/2004/05/28/doh2e.gif

  8. Newsflash! on A Geek On Everest · · Score: 1

    The expedition just found a yeti with a laptop playing a game that involved a human being whacking pigeons down a shopping mall...

  9. Think of the licensing... on Next Windows To Get Multicore Redesign · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to aren't they? Windows Vista '09 Multicore Edition, only valid for up to 16 cores, Windows Vista '09 Multicore Extreme Edition, 16-24 cores...

    And so it goes.

  10. Bookmarks? on Firefox 3.0 Makes Leap Forward · · Score: 1

    Do people still use browser bookmarks? I can't remember the last time I bookmarked something. I just google it. Or I start typing the URL in and Firefox completes it for me from my history. Or I remember where I saw a link to it.

    Just about the only bookmarks I have are a set of tab bookmarks that I fire up when I start my browser so I get slashdot, gmail, our helpdesk and a couple of other things come up. Yeah, that needs an embedded SQL database...

    Oh well, I'm sure some people will find it useful....

  11. Re:Atari 2600 on What is the Best Console Controller of All Time? · · Score: 1

    I never got blisters from my Atari VCS joystick (if you want to know what they look like, Slashdot uses them for the icon at the top of this thread), but I did get a red patch at the base of my thumb from use.

    The great thing about the joysticks is that they were so robust. I used to play Track n Field on mine, and that involved going L-R-L-R-L-R as fast as possible. Technique was to hold the base in your left hand and then use finger and thumb of right hand to whack the stick L-R speedily. I doubt any modern console controller would stand that kind of hammering.

    And the one button thing? Yeah, its clearly not enough for today, but back then it kept the gameplay simple. Nowadays they have what, eight buttons and two joysticks? Meh.

  12. Re:"Energy Consumption" - WTF? on A Detailed Profile of the Hadron Super Collider · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's more like 'per hadron'. Ask your electricity supplier to bill you per hadron...

  13. Its all been done on Rethinking the Linux Distribution? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So basically you want to run the apps on the remote machine and just use the local machine for display and storage. Hmmmm. Sounds familiar. Sounds like X11 or Remote Desktop doesn't it?

    The only reason for the 'do it in the browser' meme seems to be set up for web this and web that and aren't set up for giving you Windows TS or Unix Shell accounts....

    Oh, and X11 isn't that efficient over a network of course!

  14. Smashing on Transform a Regular LCD Into a Touchscreen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Quite literally. Laptop screens aren't designed to be touched, let alone scraped and prodded all over with a stylus. Or does this thing come with a plexiglass overlay?

  15. The Elevator Effect? on The Elevator Effect In Second Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you fart in Second Life now?

  16. RDF needs a killer app... on Super-Fast RDF Search Engine Developed · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...perhaps an ontology for pr0n?

  17. News.. on Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras · · Score: 1

    Police arrest hundreds of tourists...

  18. Re:Duh, it's the olympics. on 2012 Olympics Security to be Chosen by Sponsorship · · Score: 3, Informative

    Plenty of shooting on US tv. Its called 'The News'.

  19. Re:Is there a pool going yet? on Wikipedia Releases Offline CD · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only they released it on CD-RW, that number could go down. Or up, more likely.

  20. Re:Great news. on Spinal Tap to Reunite for Live Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope Nigel will do his bit for the environment by turning his amps down to 10.

    I thought the Live Earth line-up would feature the Energy-Saving Electric Light Orchestra and Joan Carbontrading...

  21. Ah, real life Abbott and Costello classics... on China's New Internet Plan · · Score: 5, Funny

    A: Who is the Chinese President?
    C: Yes.
    A: Who?
    C: I told you.
    A: When?
    C: Wen is the Premier.
    A: When is the Premier what?
    C: The Premier of China.
    A: Who is the Premier?
    C: No, Hu is the President!
    A: That's what I wanna know!

    and so on...

  22. What I'd like to know is.... on Exhaustive Data Compressor Comparison · · Score: 1

    How well do the compression algorithms compress the other compression algorithms files? :)

  23. Careful with upgrades... on What Electronic Door Lock Would You Buy? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Our recently refurbed admin building ("Hey! When are we plebs going to get our leaky windows replaced??") had its grand opening the other day, complete with University bigwigs and minor royalty. The day before it seems someone decided to upgrade the security system firmware.

    When they did this, there was nobody inside. And they locked themselves out. They figured if they set the fire alarm off then the override would fling the doors open. But it didn't. They had to get someone in to smash through the security door to a) get inside and b) stop the fire alarm.

    I imagine all the mess was cleaned up before the princess arrived.

  24. Re:Not as big as Frank's... on $90,000 103in HDTV · · Score: 1

    The big mystery is this Sony TV:

    Brand SONY
    Dimensions 1.0x1.0x1.0(H/W/D)cm
    Television type LCD
    TV size 26 inches

      A 26" TV in a 1cm cube?! Wow!

    http://www.comet.co.uk/cometbrowse/product.do?sku= 321621&tab=specification

  25. Not as big as Frank's... on $90,000 103in HDTV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
    It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
    I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
    What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
    And the neighbors are just green
    They say, That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!

    It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
    Everbody come and see(Frank's 2000" TV)
    Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

      ( Weird Al Yankovic of course, http://www.whatarethelyrics.com/WEIRDALYANKOVIC/Fr anks2000.html )