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  1. Re:Really bad on Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines · · Score: 3, Funny
    In the future we will be hunted by teenage blondes that look like Buffy the vampire slayer.
    Freeze me now, thaw me then...
  2. Re:And why bother on Human vs Computer Intelligence · · Score: 3, Funny
    humans suck at repetative boring tasks beyond the limit of their attention spans
    And they give us mod points anyway. Weird.
  3. Re:Schadenfreude on Cringely on P2P · · Score: 2

    I think you can get the 8'10" chick from Amazon.

  4. Somewhere at Hanson Concrete Products... on Building Your Own Hobbit Hole · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... someone is reading a logfile and saying "wtf???"

    Smart move keeping the site simple - serve it up, IIS!

  5. Re:What about actual work? on Lessig's Challenge: Are You Up To It? · · Score: 2
    which did more for womens rights; the gals that stood at the picket lines (or whatever it was at that stage through the century) protesting and refusing to shave their armpits...
    Hey, stop right there, I'm already on the side of the armpit shavers.
  6. Re:fast rail in CA is a good thing... on Seattle Monorail & California High Speed Rail Move Forward · · Score: 2

    A lot of people say that extreme apathy (XA) is too fringe and would never work in their organization, but it's really working in our shop.

    The XA planning game, where you get a bunch of blank cards and never get around to writing anything on them or talking to the customer about them, really keeps us on track or whatever.

    And I never thought I'd get used to pair apathy, but it turns out my partner and I don't really care one way or the other.

    You could look it all up on some wiki somewhere, I forget. Google it or something.

    Wait, is this not a methodology thread? Meh, no biggie...

  7. Banryu? on Sanyo Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please god tell me it's not purple...

    "I love you, you love me, I'm robot se-cur-i-tee..."

  8. My bad, folks... on Microsoft .NET CLI · · Score: 2

    For some dumb reason, I didn't check the apple section before submitting this one... perhaps because I didn't submit it to the apple section...

    Thought it was interesting, as I code for the Microsoft world and am never against having more options.

    Please, go back to whatever usually goes on here, and pardon the repetitive redundancy.

  9. Re:None of these are "discoveries". on Edgar Allan Poe, Cosmologist · · Score: 1

    Oh, for the love of God.

    Cask, dammit, cask!

  10. Re:GUIs are at times more elaborate than back end on Complex GUI Architecture Discussion? · · Score: 2
    Otherwise the GUI and the server will never be in sync and no one will agree on the implementation.
    Been there, done that, got the T-shirt... didn't fit...
  11. Re:I don't care so much about free in terms of mon on RMS Weighs In On BitKeeper · · Score: 2
    Would I buy a car with a hood welded shut?
    Probably not, but I might drive the free version for a while.
  12. Scale? Objectives? Tracking? on Open Source Requirements Management Systems? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's hard to recommend something without knowing what your typical project size is. You want to run something that'll take 500 staff hours of effort much differently than something that'll take 5000 staff hours... or 50, or 50,000.

    And what's your key objective? Do you need to show something by December 1, or can you project any date as long as it clears a well-defined quality test on that date?

    What's your need for accurate tracking of progress? Do you need to tell people something believable every week about when they can expect the THING that they've ordered, or can you just say "we're working on it, and we're somewhere in the middle?"

    All that said, the approach I've seen work the best is an email folder, a spreadsheet, and a brilliant dedicated experienced person who kept it all in her head and spoke the right language to everyone concerned. Get whatever tools you want - as long as the craftsmen are right, everthing else will be fine...

    Or, y'know, not. Good luck, comrade.

  13. Re:Fanning drops the ball on Shawn Fanning Interview · · Score: 2
    (and Janes, don't want to be sexiest now...)
    Oh, so we have a different thread with forty posts ragging on typos and grammar-os, and this gets by scot-free?

    Priorities, folks, let's focus...
  14. Just curious... on Hacker Culture · · Score: 4, Funny
    basically a fancy term for Kafkaesque travesties of justice
    What would the plain term for that be?
  15. Re:What Edison would say if alive today... on Engineer in a Box? · · Score: 2
    Help, let me out of this coffin I CAN'T BREATHE!"
    Although the sitedoesn't mention it, the Henry Ford Museum has on exhibit a test tube purportedly containing Thomas Edison's last breath.

    No kidding. It seems Henry was sorta wacky that way.

    Carry on. I'll edit as required.
  16. Re:i'd prefer... on Competitors Cry Foul At Windows XP, 2K Service Packs · · Score: 2

    Shakespeare for me, of course.

    And yes, I've read it in the original Klingon.

  17. Pull the other one... on Open Source Satellite Control · · Score: 2
    From the article:
    Only last-minute heroism and a remarkably potent design were able to rescue the operators' displays from severe delays.
    Um, if you need your last-minute heroism... it wasn't a remarkably potent design, now was it?
  18. If they can do that... on Space Tugboat to Refuel Satellites · · Score: 2

    ... can't they just put newer, smaller, niftier satellites about ten klicks behind the first one in its orbital path?

    Isn't all the money spent just getting there?

  19. Wha? on Tattoo To Monitor Diabetes · · Score: 3, Funny
    Likely this will start to change the attitudes of parents who have been resisting the urging of their kids to get Tattoos.
    "Oh, c'mon, Mom, just get a tasteful little rose somewhere..."
  20. Re:ACs are not karma whores on "MS Killed Java" (on the Client) JL Founder · · Score: 2

    It would have killed you to mention "oh, btw, here's the screenscrape of the text linked"?

  21. Re:teh former on Are You Getting Enough Say In Your Training? · · Score: 2

    "Aren't", dammit, "aren't"!!!!

  22. Hm? on Fully Endowed FW Olin College of Engineering Opens · · Score: 3, Funny

    How are they going to graduate well-rounded people who still want to be engineers?

  23. Moderators anguish on Haiku vs Spam · · Score: 2


    Spent all my mod points
    Next story, haiku challenge
    Taco is so cruel

  24. Re:David Strait finds tiny hairline cracks... on New Problem Could Ground Space Shuttle Fleet · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... an engineer spied a 4-inch (10-centimeter) pin ...
    Forget the surfer, they should hire the AP guy -he does metric!
  25. Re:Pair Programming on Motivating Your Co-Developers? · · Score: 2
    pairing up all day, every day would be exceedingly painful and probably lead to a fistfight and a couple resignations. :)
    Shortly after that, you'll have a development team. :D