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Human vs Computer Intelligence

DrLudicrous writes "The NYTimes is running an article regarding tests devised to differentiate from human and computer intelligence. One example are captchas, which can consists of a picture of words, angled and superimposed. A human will be able to read past the superposition, while a computer will not, and thus fails the test. It also goes a bit into some of Turing's predictions of what computers would be like by the year 2000."

405 comments

  1. Non-issue. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Anyone that has seen Star Trek:TNG knows that Data is a pretty smart fella.

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    1. Re:Non-issue. by grub · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      Oh, I guess the protocol in a case like this is to scream " FIRST POST " :))

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    2. Re:Non-issue. by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have a point, though. Data can read, unlike 23% of the American population.

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    3. Re:Non-issue. by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> You have a point, though. Data can read, unlike 23% of the American population

      He also got laid, unlike 97% of the slashdot population.

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    4. Re:Non-issue. by Madsci · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my friend, but you're off by 20%. According to the UN, 97% of Americans can read. Not as many was we'd like, but far from 23% illiterate.

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    5. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tasha Yar isn't a women though. She is an ugly dyke from hell.

    6. Re:Non-issue. by Subcarrier · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, my friend, but you're off by 20%. According to the UN, 97% of Americans can read. Not as many was we'd like, but far from 23% illiterate.

      That depends on whether you count level 1 literacy (that's roughly equivalent to being able to recognize street signs) as being able to read.

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    7. Re:Non-issue. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Can read, or can read at a functional and acceptable level for common day-to-day purposes?

      And what about writing?

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    8. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's surprising to see posts like that get modded up as funny. Not that I don't think your post was funny, but we all know how the Moderators work:

      if (comment & funny)
      {
      if (rand % 2)
      moderate(1, funny);
      else
      moderate(-1, troll);
      }

    9. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com

    10. Re:Non-issue. by jonadab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > According to the UN, 97% of Americans can read.

      That depends on how you define "read". Maybe 97% or more of Americans
      can read at a basic level, but quite a few of them get lost if you
      start using words that are moderately unusual, words with more than
      about two syllables, or sentences with more than two clauses, or if
      you require a reading speed that approaches the speed at which people
      normally talk. I could easily believe 23% can't read in a natural and
      easy fashion or read more advanced stuff. I'd be guessing at the
      figure, but that sounds pretty close to me. It's worse in some areas
      than others, of course. Galion is probably about 20%. The inner
      cities tend to be worse.

      Also, the percentage who can write coherently is way lower than the
      percentage who can read; I would hesitate to call anywhere near 97%
      of the population literate if the ability to construct a sentence
      and put it to paper is part of the expectation.

      Of course, computers write even worse than they read. (If they're
      making it up as they go, that is. If they have prefab stuff they
      can do pretty well, but that's different.)

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    11. Re:Non-issue. by F.Prefect · · Score: 1

      23% illiterate in the US? You must be counting children under 3 years of age or something. The CIA World Factbook reports a 97% literacy rate for persons over 15 in the U.S. I guess it's just fashionable to believe that the U.S. citizenry are all drooling morons.

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    12. Re:Non-issue. by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      What about the borg chick?

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    13. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On paper I'm sure 97% is true, but think about it, how many functionally illiterate people are out there? I'm sure plenty of them went to school and even have diplomas. But hand them a book and ask them to write you a report and the sad truth comes out...

    14. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CIA factbook is a bit misleading, as it includes all types of 'literacy'.

      Basically what it says is 97% of the adult population can recognise there own name, some simple words and phrases, and write the same. That *doesn't* mean they can read a newspaper, follow written instructions, fill out a job application, etc.

      However, 23% of the adult population is functionally illiterate[1] (i.e., they can't do the simple tasks above). Which is a very scary number.

      [1]http://indian-river.fl.us/living/services/als /s cope.html

    15. Re:Non-issue. by Reglar_Joe · · Score: 1

      It may not be geeky, but I think "Travel Sick" pretty much proved that point when he visited LA. Yes, there were Americans unable to answer "What is Prince Charles' first name."

    16. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [i]"97% of the adult population can recognise there own name"[/i]

      What's the percentage that know the difference between "there" and "their"?

    17. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He even managed to get drunk, which isn't bad for a robot under the influence of whatever-that-thing-was that somehow can intoxicate everyone on the Enterprise (including Wesley, who didn't get to do anything more interesting than take apart the ship; which is probably the sort of thing most of us wind up doing while drunk :)

      P.S. Wil, you don't happen to remember what is was in that episode, do you? That one was just... *wierd* ...

    18. Re:Non-issue. by azav · · Score: 1

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    19. Re:Non-issue. by noshellswill · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sory, pad're -- smart's for humans only. Data is dumb as ... as any algorithm. See Godel or Penrose for details.

    20. Re:Non-issue. by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

      What's the percentage that know the difference between "lose" and "loose"?

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    21. Re:Non-issue. by DennyK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That doesn't really indicate illiteracy. Americans are not used to royal titles. Almost all titles commonly used in this country are usually followed by the surname of the person they describe, so it becomes a habit of sorts to assume that, say, "Dr. Smith's" first name is NOT Smith. Granted, "Charles" is not a name most people would think of as a surname when seen by itself, but I can see how the question might stump some folks if they were asked on the spot and didn't really think about it. (I haven't seen the mentioned show, but I'm guessing it was some guy wandering around the street sticking a microphone in random people's faces and asking them questions...am I way off here? ;) ) Doesn't mean they're stupid or illiterate, it just means that habit dictated their instinctive response ("Um...I don't know...") instead of logical reasoning, which is not unusual in that kind of situation.

      DennyK

    22. Re:Non-issue. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0

      Yeah but they got the 97% from a poll sent in the mail in this format: Can you read? [ ] Yes [ ] No The other 3% were dyslexic.

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    23. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A link to the National Assessment of Adult Literacy.
      States that 21-23% scored level 1.
      Results are from 1992, 2002 survey is still being collated.
      Does give definitions of various levels, as well as the limitations of the test.
      Also gives possible reasons why scores were so low.
      http://nces.ed.gov/naal/resources/execsumm.asp

    24. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd write it more like this:

      if (comment.funny) {
      if (rand() % 2)
      moderate(&comment, 1, funny);
      else
      moderate(&comment, -1, funny);
      }

    25. Re:Non-issue. by bscabl · · Score: 1

      bah, i work retail... :D
      ill attest [at least in my neck of the woods]
      the average adult cant read big blue signs that say "PENS"

      its a sad sad world.

    26. Re:Non-issue. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The CIA World Factbook [cia.gov] reports a 97% literacy rate for persons over 15 in the U.S.

      I wouldn't trust their figures for two reasons.
      1. The obvious one.
      2. If 23% can't read, how many can't count?
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    27. Re:Non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[i]"97% of the adult population can recognise there own name"[/i]

      What's the percentage that know the difference between "there" and "their"?"


      How about the percentage that know the difference between [] and < >, dumbass?

  2. Intelligence: A rock versus a slashbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rock wins two of three.

  3. in the year 2000 i predict! by sjwt · · Score: 1

    "and thus fails the test. It also goes a bit into some of Turing's predictions of what computers would be like by the year 2000."

    hoefully no more powerfull then the year 2002..
    id hate to think computer power is droping

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    1. Re:in the year 2000 i predict! by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd hate to think that computer power didn't increase between the time of Turing's death in 1954, and 2000....

      Pretty much any prediction that Turing could make about computers nearly 50 years after his death - and before the advent of transistors - would pure speculation. The fact that Turing's prediction that AIs would be indistinguishable from people in the "Turing test" was wrong, and that other projects based on sheer informational density (such as CYC) have been dismal failures, indicate that it is the purely scripted/explicit logical constraint strategy of solving this problem that is faulty. Unfortunately, the 30 years after that prediction have focused pretty much entirely on scripting and logical constraints, and other methods of artificial/computational intelligence didn't see the light of day until the 80s and 90s.

      Be sure to watch further developments in modeling of neurological processes, as there is still hope along this avenue of research :)

    2. Re:in the year 2000 i predict! by eWarz · · Score: 0

      Pentium 4 anyone? Sorry, couldn't resist! :) Seriously, It seems like computer processing power has flatlined for the most part since 2000, granted there have been MHz increases, but processors have been coming less powerful (in the case of the P4) or have been slow to ramp up (speed wise, in the case of the athlon)

    3. Re:in the year 2000 i predict! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      id hate to think computer power is droping

      Considering all the misspellings and grammatical errors in your post, you should be the last person to talk about intellgence.

    4. Re:in the year 2000 i predict! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Stupid

  4. I failed! by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did the gimpy test.

    Results
    Result of the Test: FAIL

    You entered the following words:

    school
    tall
    warm

    The words possibly displayed in the image were:

    able
    tongue
    tongue
    full
    train
    pictur e
    shelf
    It switched pictures on me! Honest!!

    1. Re:I failed! by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it looks like you got lucky - that server won't be switching images on *anyone* for some time now ;)

    2. Re:I failed! by djembe2k · · Score: 1
      I failed too. It looks we slashdotted the gimpy-server into utter non-sense. It is not only crawling, but it is definitely getting confused when it grades the results.

      Update: now, suddenly, it is moving quickly and grading accurately again. Load balancing kicked in? Who knows.

    3. Re:I failed! by roseblood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You failed? You don't want to know how poorly I did with my contacts out. I figure the makers of the test regard those with poor/no eyesight as being of less than human intelegence.

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    4. Re:I failed! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      No, there are alternative tests, such as audio ones.

    5. Re:I failed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. I got one image (very slowly with the /. effect hammering at their server), and failed and it showed a different image than what the test page had.

    6. Re:I failed! by colinduplantis · · Score: 1

      Heh, guess you weren't *intelligent* enough to figure out the switcheroo... ;-)

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    7. Re:I failed! by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      Heh, the first time I loaded the STUMPY page, it asked me, "What are these pictures of?" In place of each of the six gifs was a >. Needless to say, I was confused. I was going to answer , "Greater than symbols," but then I had the good sense to reload, which caused me to get gifs that loaded properly.

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    8. Re:I failed! by Randolpho · · Score: 0, Troll

      Which implies that the deaf are dumb.

      Da-dump ding!

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    9. Re:I failed! by Xformer · · Score: 0, Troll

      That makes the phrase "deaf and dumb" a little redundant, then, doesn't it?

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    10. Re:I failed! by Randolpho · · Score: 0, Troll

      Which is of course why I added the silly little drum-drum-cymbal at the end of the post... implying that it was a dumb joke on my part.

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    11. Re:I failed! by markbo · · Score: 1

      And so did I. The pictures didn't display properly (at all) in Opera... Great test...

    12. Re:I failed! by egreB · · Score: 2

      They display just fine in Opera 6.1 Beta on Linux. I even passed the test (-8

    13. Re:I failed! by The+Notorious+ASP · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I failed a couple of times as well

      It seems there are several problems here, First in my mind is some of these would be impossible for my color blind friends to pull off. Also, with the level of distortion, some were hard for even a person with reasonable sight to get. Finally, this just sucks and is a pain in the arse.

      Why not use something simplier, easier, and less resource intensive such as:
      1) What is 2 + 4?
      2) What is seven minus four?
      3) What year is it?
      4) How many days are in January?
      5) How many hours are in a day?

      I mean, I could come up with these all day... I'm sure bots wouldn't be able to read a question, interpret it, and post the correct answer, but hey, correct me if I'm wrong.

  5. Good test by avandesande · · Score: 2

    can it get drunk?

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  6. Human Weakness Vs Computer Weakness by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 1

    I prefer suffering through the flu rather than having an ever present human version of the Blue screen of Death!

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    1. Re:Human Weakness Vs Computer Weakness by tidge · · Score: 1

      I've had a couple of dates that resemble the blue screen of death.

  7. Difference = Taunting by Fastball · · Score: 5, Funny

    The difference between computer and human intelligence is the human ability to revel in his. That is, taunt others. Until a computer can get in my grill and explain to me on a colorful fashion that I am nothing more than a grab-ass-tic piece of *human* sh!t, then I won't think much of computers.

    1. Re:Difference = Taunting by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 3, Funny

      for all you Red Dwarf Fans....two words...

      Smug Mode

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    2. Re:Difference = Taunting by yunfat · · Score: 1

      Obviously you have never played Missile Command.

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    3. Re:Difference = Taunting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this was already done in a particulary famous and recent chess match.

    4. Re:Difference = Taunting by oskarfasth · · Score: 1
      How 'bout:
      #include <stdio.h>

      int main()
      {
      stdout("You are a grab-ass-tic piece of *human* sh!t!\n");
      return 0;
      }
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    5. Re:Difference = Taunting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A favorite when computers become sentient will probably be "ugly organic sack of mostly water".

  8. Hey now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the FRYYY notice??? I almost clicked the link!

  9. NYTimes by noisyb · · Score: 0

    This is now the n'th time i would have to register at NYT to read the article the slashdot article refers to.. hmm.. maybe there are some kind of "business connections"... nah.. i don't think so...

    1. Re:NYTimes by BabyDave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thet's part of the test - the logical computer clicks on the link and gets nowhere, while the human uses their ingenuity and sticks "captcha" into Google instead.

  10. much like with RadioShack by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I hate this... why do we have to register with the NYTimes to read these articles? I don't give my info to RadioShack when I buy my batteries, and I damn well ain't gonna give my info to NYTimes for some article.

    Why not post a google link? Why support the NYTimes campaign to identify all us anonymous cowards?

    ahhh nuts, I forgot to check 'Post Anonymously'... gooodbye precious Karma!

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    1. Re:much like with RadioShack by sjwt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      proberly because you dont pay anythign to NYTimes
      to access the web page, but ehn you buy batters you accatly pay for them..

      just a though.

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    2. Re:much like with RadioShack by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gee, I thought you were going to say something like, "Much like with RadioShack, where you have to perform a test to see if you're talking with an intelligent being."

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    3. Re:much like with RadioShack by tigertigr · · Score: 1

      proberly because you dont pay anythign to NYTimes
      to access the web page, but ehn you buy batters you accatly pay for them..


      Looks like your spell-checker is running low on "batters". :-)

    4. Re:much like with RadioShack by sidb · · Score: 1

      Actually, the last time I was at RadioShack, they asked me for my name and photo ID.

      So I paid with cash.

  11. prediction assumptions by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately Turing probably based his assumptions on all engineers being as intelligent as he was. But then, I guess I don't know any programmers who've eaten poisoned apples.

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    1. Re:prediction assumptions by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe his test was to devise if a human or computer were more likely to eat a poisoned apple. Duh! Computers don't eat apples!

  12. how about animal intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is someones odd AI cat - the frightening thing is they programmed it using OpenVMS.

  13. In case its slashdotted: by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to The New York Times on the Web!
    For full access to our site, please complete this simple registration form.
    As a member, you'll enjoy:

    In-depth coverage and analysis of news events from The New York Times FREE
    Up-to-the-minute breaking news and developing stories FREE
    Exclusive Web-only features, classifieds, tools, multimedia and much, much more FREE

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    1. Re:In case its slashdotted: by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      cypherpunkss/cypherpunkss. You'd think almost everyone would have heard about this (anon registration = "cypherpunk", with one or more "s" at the end, as username and password) by now.

  14. Captcha's is a word? by dagg · · Score: 0, Informative
    I had no idea there was a word for those hard-to-read images. I just did a quick search and found more info on 'captcha's' here: http://www.captcha.net/ . Interesting.

    --One sex question without a captcha

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    1. Re:Captcha's is a word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an acronym, which you could have figured out by reading the article. And the amazingly insightful link you found is also from the article:

      "The researchers decided to call their puzzles Captchas, an acronym for Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart (on the Web at www.captcha.net)."

    2. Re:Captcha's is a word? by Anixamander · · Score: 2

      Judging from Dagg's posts, it appears all his posts are strictly to link to that same one sex question, which appears to be somehow revenue producing...probably by doing a referrer link to Amazon. For the love of God, please stop modding these posts up.

      (and I do have mod points today, I just feel better actually ranting about this one)

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    3. Re:Captcha's is a word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100%. These misleading links are annoying; somebody please mod him down.

    4. Re:Captcha's is a word? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Well duh... it's a distorted word.

      -a

  15. Better test by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

    Can it realize when its at the point where one more drop of alcohol will send it to the toilet?

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    1. Re:Better test by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      That would be beyond human inteligence...

  16. Is this a joke? by .sig · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sure, computers aren't as smart as people. Wow.
    Computers are not good at complex pattern recognition. Wow.

    For the record, computers can recognize words like this, just not very easily. With a big enough dictionary and a lot of patience, you'd be suprised at what they can do. While still an undergrad I was able to write a rather simple program that would recognize images of the cardinal numerals, even if they were highly mangled, and worked with a grad student in building something that could pick out certain features of a rotated image and by comaring with some sample features, rotate the image correctly.

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    1. Re:Is this a joke? by Bastian · · Score: 2

      Don't forget, though. These articles are aimed at the kinds of people who don't understand that computers are nothing more than machines that follow instructions, and are no smarter than the instructions given to them.

      The semicoherent and coherent articles that talk about the capabilities of algorithms rather than the machines they run on are all in the research journals.

    2. Re:Is this a joke? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      You should sell your program to Project Gutenberg.

    3. Re:Is this a joke? by Washizu · · Score: 2

      "computers... are no smarter than the instructions given to them"

      Neither are you or anyone else.

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    4. Re:Is this a joke? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Whatever that means. It's not like human and machine intelligences are anywhere near similar enough to make that kind of comparison.

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    5. Re:Is this a joke? by efflux · · Score: 1

      this is not generally established. Some still believe the "computational theory of the mind" holds true. That is, the mind is simply a machine, albeit more complicated that any modern computer. Nietzsche believed this was true, and from this deduced that humans cannot be held responsible for their actions as they are deterministic.

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    6. Re:Is this a joke? by susano_otter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If that's true, then it really doesn't make sense to attribute Nietzche's conclusions to Nietzche, since they were also deterministic. The Universe figured it out, and Nietzche just manifested a phenomenon.

      The counter-argument is that formal systems (such as modern computers) have logical limitations that are not evident in human cognition. Therefore, machines must either make the same leap in complexity such that their actual thought processes can no longer be mapped directly to the underlying formal system, or else remain forever inferior to natural intelligences.

      It's also interesting to wonder if Nietzche knew about (or even could have known about) the discovery that nothing is deterministic at the subatomic level. Would he have persisted in his belief that intelligence was deterministic, or would he have theorized that it was probabilistic?

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    7. Re:Is this a joke? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

      If you look closely at the scans that the distributed proof-reading project give you to check for Project G, they're of far, far worse quality than the mangled letters that gimpy-r gives you. I've never programmed image-processing software before, but given what I do know of programming I'd say that it's a relatively simple task to untangle those 4 twisty letters than it is a lumpy, blurry scan. And OCR software usually does a pretty damn good job.

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    8. Re:Is this a joke? by kfg · · Score: 2

      And I've been working on a image recognition program that will handle the timing and scoring of racing events by "knowing" who/what it is that has just crossed the timing mark.

      This doesn't make my computer smart. People tend to think of computers as "smart" because they can do certain things that smart people do, and do them better. Like math. Well, so can my pocket calculator, which is dumb as a rock. And so is your computer. Literally.

      I like to do this when I'm teaching computers to a bunch of newbies, like I might when I volunteer at an "Senior Center." I put a piece of quartz in my pocket. As soon as someone is obviously acting like they are intimidated by the computer because it's "smarter than they are" I pull the quartz out of my pocket and ask:

      "What's this?"

      To which the response is almost always:

      "A rock?"

      "Right. In fact, this is a piece of silicon crystal. Essentially the same thing your computer's "brain" is made from. Your computer is is about the smartest rock that any human has ever seen, but that *still* means it's as dumb as a rock. Your problem isn't that the computer is smarter than you are. Your problem is that the computer is so dumb, and you are so smart, that you have a hard time being dumb enough to communicate with it on its level. It only knows a few words and has to hear them exactly right. It can't figure out what you "meant" because it isn't smart enough."

      I then go on to show how a computer codes things with the handful of Othello chips I keep in my other pocket.

      "See, it's just like Morse code really, except the computer is so dumb that every letter has to have 256 dots and dashes even when only one would do. It's just a bunch of switches. It isn't a "brain." Flip the switches in a certain order and computer "knows" it's an a. But it's so dumb it doesn't know that A and a are the same thing really. You have to tell it that by flipping the switches in a different order. Everything a computer does is done by flipping these switches. The computer has a *lot* of switches in it, but they're all still just switches. Some of the switches switch other switches, so it does certain things automatically, but a *human* had to tell it to do it that way. And YOU have to tell it to do what that other human told it *how* to do, or the dumb thing just sits there."

      A computer is a big abacus. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not even a very good abacus because it's beads only count in binary. So we include a LOT of beads.

      But it's still just a piece of rock.

      I have a device in my house that has memorized Shakespeare. Every word the great Bard ever wrote is infalably etched in this device's memory. It can reproduce them at will, perfectly, ad infinitum. Any person who did this would be considered pretty damned smart, or at least a savant, but this device is no smarter than a mashed up dead tree that's had some stains spattered on it. No one has ever accused a book of being "smart" no matter what data in contains.

      Because a computer is a machine, even though it's really just a big book made up of switches, it can do things " on it's own" that can appear amazing to a human onlooker. That doesn't mean it's *not* still just a machine under ultimate human control. Remember those little plastic adding machines used for grocery shopping where you pushed the buttons on top to make them work? In many repects your computer isn't quite as sophisticated as that machine. It has to make up for that lack of sophistication with a greater number of buttons.

      Put in enough buttons and you can press them to produce Quake, but that's *still* all you or your computer is doing. Philosophically there's nothing to see here, move along.

      The computer isn't smart. The *people* who arranged the button pushing are smart.

      The human brain, although a physical device, is *not* arranged like your computer. Although it has some hard wired robotic functions ( like those that make your heart beat) it's essesntial structure is NOT an arrangment of simple binary switches, one attached to another. Neurons are often connected to several other neurons. When a neuron fires it fires through a complex chemical "soup" and it's the exact properties of that "soup" and how it reacts to and moderates the firing that determines what a firing "means."

      The brain is an analog device, not digital, and a simple single neuron firing has the capacity to mean nearly and infinite number of things. Because the firing is transmitted through these chemicals neurons merely in the "neighborhood" of the firing neuron can also extract data from the firing, even though they aren't directly involved.

      The complexity of data transmitable by just a few thousand neurons firing is staggering.

      No computer yet devised can even come close to just a few thousand neurons. There aren't enough fundemental particles in the universe to construct such a purely switch based digital computer.

      Even Deep Blue itself was a moron. It cheated. It was programed to beat a *single* human. Whereas that human ( at the time) was programed to beat *every human on earth* because it could pull a trick Deep Blue couldn't.

      It could use the complexity inherent in the physical makeup of the human brain to *reprogram itself.* It can do this so well that even if certain portions of the physical brain itself are damaged it can reprogram other parts of the brain, sometimes parts that were once thought to be purely robotic in function, to take over the function of the damaged part ( there are, of course, limits to this).

      It can even reprogram itself to interfere with, and conciously control, certain of the robotic functions. This is called biofeedback. Anyone can learn it ( and anyone who does can make a "lie detector" do anything they want it to. It simply takes putting in the time to learn how).

      Competitive shooters take this so far that they actually *stop their hearts* while taking a shot so that its beat won't throw off their aim.

      The shooter, unlike the biofeedbacker, doesn't do this conciously however. Their brain, all on it's "own," has *figured out* that for this person making a perfect shot is important, that the heartbeat interferes with that goal, and *stops the heart* for the duration needed to take the shot. (THIS is what makes the biathalon one of the hardest athletic events ever undertaken. Competitors have to go from the event requiring the greatest load on the heart known, to one which requires a ZERO heart rate, and back to maximum load, all against the clock. These athletes are just plain fucking amazing! No matter how doofey you think the event is)

      No computer, no matter what sort of "amazing" mechanical stunts it pulls, comes even close to this sort of concious and *unconcious* intelligent behaviour.

      It would be like part of the Northbridge going bad and spontaniously reprograming part of the Southbridge to partially take over its function and keep the machine up and running.

      Does this mean I don't think we'll ever build a machine that will be truely intelligent?

      No, not at all. I think we might even do it in my lifetime ( despite my advancing middle agedness), but I don't think we'll do it by *adding more beads to abacus.* Nor do I think we'll do it by making the beads switch faster.

      We'll do it by making the bead/bead interaction more complex. We've entered the digital age. We'll have true AI when we, in some ways, outgrow that and go back to the analog age.

      *Analog carries more information per cubic centimeter of matter than anything else.*

      That's why we still use magnetic tape for backups.

      Digital carries more *precise* data than analog. Your brain is analog. You forget things. You make mistakes. Maybe you could even go crazy.

      *So will true AI*

      Think about that. It has vast implications.

      To be honest most of us don't really *want* true AI. We want "smarter" machines. We want machines that do more of we want them to without our having to tell them. In fact, we want this so much we don't insist they be intelligent so much as we demand they be clairvoyent. Like the gentleman featured here a while ago who has a vision of search engines going out on the web and not just finding the data you want but presenting to you ( or your professor) as a written paper on the subject.

      That isn't AI. That's wishing you had a genie who always knew exactly what you wanted and just did it for you.

      And THAT, boys and girls, fantasy.

      Oh, we'll make machines that do that sort of thing better than they do now, because that's the sort of machine we're trying to make, and we can do better.

      But we'll NEVER make that machine that writes your papers for you, always has the house at the right temperature at the right time, lit up just so and stocks your refridgerator with just *exactly* what you're going to want, when you want it.

      Because you have a brain. You are intelligent ( although the evidence somtimes belies this statement) and intelligence is fickle and *unpredictable.* That's why Dewey didn't win ( ask your mother).

      It could save us all a lot of trouble if you would all just except this fact right now and let those of us working on the problems get on with achievable, non fantasy based, goals. Really it would.

      You don't believe you really don't want AI? Ok, but you think this way because you want "realistic" computer "bots" in Quake ( or because you really want that fantasy genie as mentioned above). That's not true AI, that's a *model* of AI. THAT we can do better, even with just a bank of switches.

      REAL AI would get into an argument with you over whether it was going to let you play Quake right now or not. REAL AI would decide *IT* was too cold and turn up the heat in your house until you fried no matter what you did. REAL AI would decide Doritos were bad for you and refuse to place the order.

      Just like your girlfriend/boyfriend/mother does now, *because* they have intelligence.

      You *don't* want AI. You want clairvoyent servants. Ok, we're working on the servant part. Clairvoyence is a myth. As I said, get used to it.

      For that matter it wouldn't hurt you to get up off your lazy ass and just do a few more things for yourself. Is it too hot in here. Turn down the heat. We've already given you robot that will keep it at any given temperature you *tell it to* under understandable "standard conditions."

      For non standard conditions, use your own intelligence before telling the robot what to do. It won't hurt. You're all smart people. Or at least smarter than most, or you wouldn't be in this thread to begin with.

      Who really wants AI? Well, for starters, the people who do things just to see if they can do them. I fall into that catagory. I think the *usefulness* of AI is highly limited, for the reasons given above and some others, but's it's a fascinating problem, isn't it? Well, let's have at it then.

      Psycologists and social engineers would love to have an AI brain to pick at and prod at in the lab with no legislative or outside interference.

      Certain creative endeavors actually tend to come out better not if the "machine" does it better for you, but if it *does* argue with you about *which way* is best. Sometimes AI will be right, sometimes it will be wrong, but if the person interacting with it doesn't abrogate their own intelligence to the "mechanical brain" ( as I'm afraid most do already with their dumb as rocks PC's) then the interaction will bring up new ideas and a new synthesis.

      Of course you can do this with other *people* already.

      And of course there is a final point to consider:

      *Intelligence doesn't necessarily have to be HUMAN*

      KFG

    9. Re:Is this a joke? by jpmorgan · · Score: 2
      The counter-argument is that formal systems (such as modern computers) have logical limitations that are not evident in human cognition.

      How do you know there aren't logical limitations inherant in human cognition? I think by definition making that claim without a very complex and subtle analysis is absurd, and cognitive science isn't nearly up to that level yet.

    10. Re:Is this a joke? by dunedan · · Score: 1

      There is also something to be said of big-O

      If a computer can regognize the difference between a t-shirt and a sweater by sight in a closet in order to select one and pack it for me then great.

      I don't however want my computer butler staring at my closet for O(N^8) seconds where N is the number of pixels in his ccd camera just to figure out what to grab next.

    11. Re:Is this a joke? by TaoJones · · Score: 1
      Competitive shooters take this so far that they actually *stop their hearts* while taking a shot so that its beat won't throw off their aim.


      Any research to back this up? I don't doubt your claim as as such, I'd just like to read more on this.


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    12. Re:Is this a joke? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      If that's true, then it really doesn't make sense to attribute Nietzche's conclusions to Nietzche, since they were also deterministic. The Universe figured it out, and Nietzche just manifested a phenomenon.

      Well that's true, but once you learn that free will isn't truly free (since it's preordained), you learn to accept that you have to judge people for what they are, not necessarily why they are that way.

      Grey areas abound. For example, when a genetic disorder makes someone into a pedophile, we call them a pervert and we put them in jail. But when a schizophrenic kills someone, we tend to blame the disease, since we know it can be controlled with medication.

      So you just have to accept the fact that if a person is a jerk, it doesn't really matter whether it's by nature or by nurture. You probably don't want to hang out with them either way.


      It's also interesting to wonder if Nietzche knew about (or even could have known about) the discovery that nothing is deterministic at the subatomic level.

      No, of course he didn't. Anyway, Nietzche wasn't the only one to come up with this theory. It was also proposed by Laplace. Also, the probabilistic effects that we observe at a subatomic level do not prove that the mind (or the universe) is probabilistic at its core. The effects are equally well explained by hidden variables that we cannot measure.

      Contrarywise, it can be defensibly argued that variables that can't be measured don't really exist. This is sort of a colollary to the "I think therefore I am" philosophy. That which exists within the ken of my perception exists, and that which doesn't doesn't.

      -a

    13. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that nothing is deterministic at the subatomic level, does note yet prove that intelligence is not deterministic. First you have to show that differences at the subatomic level can directly effect the biological level. Exactly this has been hypothesized by Robert Penrose -- but nobody yet knows how to test the hypothesis.

      Even then intelligence wouldn't be proven to be probabilisitic (and I don't believe that is even right). It would be a chaotic system, but probabilistic implies that you know what the possible outcomes are and can apply a percent probability to each of them. By definition, you don't know all the possible outcomes of an intelligent process such as thinking.

    14. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, Nietzche didn't single out the Mind as deterministic and I can't recall him ever comparing the Mind to a machine. He believed The Universe was deterministic (hence no free-will), but even that was less of a scientific assertion than it was a poetic expression of "amor fati". He would be more accuratly characterized as a Fatalist.

    15. Re:Is this a joke? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      Sorry, I should have said "a possible counter-argument". As far as a complex and subtle analysis to support this argument, you can find one here.

      The core argument seems to go something like this: Human minds are capable of contemplating paradoxical self-reference and infinite recursion, without getting trapped in infinite loops. Godel has proven that no formal system can do these things. Computers use formal systems. Therefore, computers cannot contemplate paradoxical self-reference or infinite recursion, without becoming trapped in an infinite loop. Therefore, computers have logical limitations which are not evident in human cognition. Q.E.D.

      But it is a very subtle and complex analysis, as you predicted, and I may have missed something important in my reading. You really should try it for yourself.

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    16. Re:Is this a joke? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Sorry for the double reply. I just wanted to point out that I never said there were no logical limitations to human cognition, just that there were logical limitations in computer cognition that were not evident in human cognition. If computers are to be equivalent to humans in intelligence, these limitations need to be removed. The question was never about whether there are limitations on human cognition that keep us from being even more intelligent than we are.

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    17. Re:Is this a joke? by efflux · · Score: 1

      You are right to clarify my assertions on what Nietzche did himself directly aver, as he did not (as far as I know) explicitly state the Mind as deterministic. I, as everyone, should be carefull to make broad sweeping statements in the space of a few sentances. This response may not be much better, as I do not have the time required to explore this subject with the appropriate depth.

      Be that as it may, here is a brief attempt at reconcilliation.

      First, We are in agreement that Nietzche believed that the universe was deterministic, and therefore he allowed for no free-will.

      I disagree however, that this was merely an expression of "amor fati". Certainly, "amor fati" is involved in his assertion of a Deterministic Universe. However, "amor fati" is a reconcilliation with his Darwinian Wordview that is determinism. http://www.swami-krishnananda.org/com/com_scho.htm l).

      I am inclined to believe that the Amor Fati, stems partly from Neitsche's loathing of Kantian morality which can be seen in Neitzsche's note to "Free Spirits" as a preface to _Human, All too Human_ (I forget the actual section name). I will also breifly explain (later) how this "amor fati" is an attempt at establishing consistancy within his doctrine.

      Neitsche's belief in Determinism is very much a scientific assertion. It is not a scientific assertion in that he arrives at the conclusion in a scientific manner (it is, after all, untestable). However, it is an assertion made in the spirit of Scientific Reasoning. It is the very culmination of a scientific world-view.

      This brings me to another point, which is somewhat contrary to your statement: He would be more accuratly characterized as a Fatalist. Perhaps, but at heart he is a Naturalist ( http://www.press.uillinois.edu/epub/books/green/in tro.html). Naturalism leads one naturally (pun intended) to Fatalism due to the nature of science itself, but Neitzsche was also a humanist. This Fatalist/Humanist duality is typically seen as an inconsistancy of Nietzsche's philosophy, but the "amor fati" which you are so ready to bring up is, in fact, an attempt to reconcile this inconsistancy. However, Nietzsche also embraced such contradictions as "the very enterprise of philosophy" (http://www.press.uillinois.edu/epub/books/green/i ntro.html).

      Now, by not allowing for free-will he, in essence, called the mind deterministic. What else does it mean not to possess will, but to be determined by one's stimuli? Furthermore, by machine I meant simply something that is deterministic. I beileve that when one speaks abstractly, this is the sense typically meant. In this manner, anything which is deterministic is a machine. Therefore, a deterministic mind *is* a machine.

      That said, I would like to end by saying that I do not know Neitzsche quite as well as I would like. However, I cannot reconcile what you have said with what little I do know about the man.

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    18. Re:Is this a joke? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      Well that's true, but once you learn that free will isn't truly free (since it's preordained)...

      I wasn't aware that a theory of total determinism had been proven.

      Grey areas abound.

      If human behavior (and, in fact, all phenomena) truly is deterministic, then there should be no gray areas at all. Our reactions to pedophiles and murderers are predetermined. We may think there's gray areas, but we don't have any choice about how we judge them. I don't "have to" accept anything--in fact, I can't accept or reject anything. All I can do is manifest phenomena.

      Also, the probabilistic effects that we observe at a subatomic level do not prove that the mind (or the universe) is probabilistic at its core.

      Of course not. But new discoveries in one field often influence the direction of new thought in other fields. Newtonian physics is deterministic, and so a deterministic model of consciousness at least mirrors observed physical phenomena. Quantum physics is probabilistic--and now we're talking about the fundamental stuff the universe is made of! Would this knowledge (that at its most basic level, reality is proabilistic) have influenced Nietzche's theories on human cognition? Or Laplace's? Or mine?

      The effects are equally well explained by hidden variables that we cannot measure.

      True, but proposing hypothetical, unprovable variables does no more to prove that cognition is deterministic, than Schroedinger's wave equations do to prove that it's probabilistic. At least the wave equations can be tested in the lab.

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  17. Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's get this out of the way:

    Comedy Skynet Option

  18. Optical character recognition... by tellezj · · Score: 1

    can be done by a computer. Although for the simple tasks that Yahoo is using it for it would work pretty well. However, the ability to do 2D transforms, convolutions, etc is a fairly straightforward thing to do, although not very simple. It still would require some processing power, and a vast library of images to compare against, but it could be done.

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  19. Human intelligence by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We are never going to have a machine that is truly "human". Let me explain.

    That doesn't mean we won't have intelligent machines that can do just about anything intellectually that a human can do. A human being is more than just a smart computer. Our behavior is governed not only by the higher logic of our brain, but also by millions of years of bizarre -- often obsolete -- instincts. If you yanked a brain out of a body and hooked it to a computer, it would no longer be truly human because of the lack of hormonal responses that come from every part of the body.

    It's simply going to be too hard/impractical and, frankly, useless to make an intelligent machine that mimicked every hormonal reaction and instinctual mechanism.

    We will have intelligent machines, but we will never have human machines.

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    1. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can your human intelligence explain this?

    2. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it will never happen because it's hard is a bogus argument. The classic example:


      Q:why did you climb that mountain?


      A:because it whs there

    3. Re:Human intelligence by guidobot · · Score: 5, Funny
      hey, that's a truly well thought out and insightful post. EXCEPT for that the article is about how to prevent computers from automatically signing up for yahoo accounts (or pretending to be human online). frankly, i don't think yahoo is interested in the "lack of hormonal responses coming from every part of the body" -- unless they can find a hormone-testing software package they can use as part of the registration process.

      RTFA... that applies to moderators too.

    4. Re:Human intelligence by bcwalrus · · Score: 1

      We will have intelligent machines, but we will never have human machines.

      What about Commander Data?

      Jokes aside, your argument is that it's too hard/impractical/useless to do so. That is not enough to conclude that it's impossible to do so, or that we'll never have human machines.

    5. Re:Human intelligence by djembe2k · · Score: 5, Interesting
      You're mixing up levels here.

      No computer will have hormones, or millions of years of evolution, or bad hair days, or dendrites, or lots of things we have. But that's all beneath the surface, as it were. Turing's point is that whatever intelligence is beneath the surface, ultimately all we see if the phenomena of intelligence, its outward manifestations. If I decide whether or not you are an intelligent human (as opposed to a computer or a coffee table or a CD playing your voice), I don't see the gears turning inside your head, or really care if you've got actual gears or not. I just interact with you, and get an impression.

      The idea here is that to pass Turing's test, you create a machine with the outward appearance of all of those things, by abstracting the phenomena from the underlying causes.

      What your argument gets closer to is a slightly different point. Why would we want to create a computer that is indistinguishable from people? People make mistakes in their addition. People lie. People get depression and schizophrenia. People can be bastards. People don't want you to turn them off, and will fight like hell to stop you from doing it. If we really create an accurate simulation of human intelligence, one that acts like a person with neurons and hormones and everything else, you get all this baggage with it.

      I'd really like intelligent agents to search the web for me, to remind me about things I didn't tell them to remind me about, whatever. But I don't see the practical need to create a Turing testable machine, unless it is really an interim step by the AI gurus to get to the programs I want. Now, there may be a theoretical need, a human drive to create Turning's definition of AI because the gauntlet has been thrown down, but that's a different animal, ironically enough.

    6. Re:Human intelligence by condour75 · · Score: 1

      I think you're right Reality Master, except that we mustn't forget the strong Pygmalion impulse. You're right -- in many ways computer intelligence will probably insidiously supercede human intelligence, without ever really looking like human intelligence -- unless that's specifically what it's designed to do. And that may be an irresistible impulse to many designers.

      Just imagine, 10 years from now, when we've all got 1 THz machines or whatever, and someone posts a new open source neural net onto slashdot -- you don't think someone's gonna try and mimic dopamine reception, or serotonin?

    7. Re:Human intelligence by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      So we'll never have linux fighting window$ to the death?

      Computer vs. Computer. The winner is Computer!

    8. Re:Human intelligence by Esteban · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That humans are too complicated for us to reproduce artificially is an empirical claim, and it's one that I think is likely true.

      Even if it turned out that we were able to produce what we'd now count as a "human machine," I think that we would then deny that it was human. That is, I suspect that it's a conceptual claim that there will never be any such thing as a human machine.

      No matter how human or intelligent a machine is, it'll never count as human (or even fully possessed of human intelligence, whatever that is), since the bar will be raised. (Consider that at one point, people thought the hallmark of being human was being rational and that the characteristic activity of rational beings was doing math...)

      When we've got a machine that passes all of the existing tests, someone'll ask "but why doesn't it cry during 'Sleepless in Seattle'?" or "why doesn't it hate Jar Jar?" or "does it get easily embarassed?"

    9. Re:Human intelligence by anarchima · · Score: 1

      "It's simply going to be too hard/impractical and, frankly, useless to make an intelligent machine that mimicked every hormonal reaction and instinctual mechanism." You know, if every great mind in human history had thought like this, we wouldn't be posting on Slashdot right now. Your argument that it isn't useful is, how should I put this, unfounded? Who would have thought we could make such great use of the technologies and tools that surround us today? For progress to occur there must be vision. Without it, we'd all be stuck in the Stone Ages and worse.

    10. Re:Human intelligence by wdr1 · · Score: 2

      It's simply going to be too hard/impractical and, frankly, useless to make an intelligent machine that mimicked every hormonal reaction and instinctual mechanism.

      Funny. Similar things were said about creating GUIs.

      -Bill

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    11. Re:Human intelligence by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 2
      ...unless they can find a hormone-testing software package they can use as part of the registration process.
      You mean like this?
    12. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the biggest difference between computers and humans is their ability to interact with the world. A robot is a hybrid of the two, but even robots do not have the ability to sense everything that humans can, especially not at the same time. So yes, it is impractical and probably even undesireable to mimic a human completely because all of those stimuli that we experience every day make us very unpredictable. Our algorithms (emotions) are so complex that we can't even fully describe them, much less replicate them in a robot/computer. To top it off, humans have an enourmous concept of state (memory) such that a single experience in early childhood can affect us decades later. Sure we could mimic this kind of resources and sensing in a computer/robot, but would it make the robot/computer more useful to us?

    13. Re:Human intelligence by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      I say if you REALLY want a machine that thinks like a person, than isn't an actual person the solution?

    14. Re:Human intelligence by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      and then we can mimic drugs to alter the virtual dopamine production, this way we can have virtual prozac for our virtually depressed virtual neural nets.

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    15. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why would we want to create a computer that is indistinguishable from people?

      Chii?

    16. Re:Human intelligence by know_gnus · · Score: 1

      I agree with the majority of what has been said in the posts here. Yet, I do feel compelled to write. Perhaps it is the repeated use of the term "machine" that grabs my attention. Perhaps it is that AI has long fascinated me. Perhaps it is that I spent a year and a half working on a speculative paper on the roles of algorithms in music and music theory. Perhaps it is James T. Kirk's characterization of Spock as the "most human" soul met in his journeys (do I really need a citation?). Regardless of the reason, I question as to whether the statement, "We will have intelligent machines, but we will never have human machines." is entirely accurate. One could say that, in a way, each of us is a "human machine." We do stuff, and we are humans. We follow processes, impulses, etc. that, if one wants to get down to a molecular or atomic or subatomic level, aren't too dissimilar from those that control the computer that I am typing this on. It is my impression that many people see the difference between a machine qua machine and a human qua human (or the difference mechanized products and "human" products) is that there is a sense of "error", "genuine randomness", "eclecticism," or perhaps even "intiution" that appears to pervade, encompass, infuse, or inhabit those things that are characterized as "human." Yet, I really think that the "higher logic of our brain" and our "instincts" combine into something that is just as inherently logical as the inner workings of computers. Conversely, I also think that the most inherently logical products of human imagination are riddled with elements of our own humanity. OCR processes, 'bots, etc. often have to make a best estimate or two in order to succeed. (Note: If we remember the end of ST4, Spock, long characterized by Bones as inhuman, had to make an educated *guess* to get them back to their own time, to which JTK responded with considerable surprise and pleasure.) That they do, to me, gives them a certain human characteristic. If they didn't have to make this guess, then I might characterize them as oil-blooded, inhuman freaks on this basis. However, if they didn't, I would think that they could easiliy pass the Turing test, or any improvements thereupon, making them, once again human, from a certain point of view. So from my perspective, the terminology is screwed either way.

    17. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we may. There is a project going on to simulate both the chemical and electrical processes in the brain. Early results have shown that this method can solve problems such as picking out text that has another image superimposed above it. It would be very easy to plug hormonal responces into this simulator since it is based on the real wetware in the human brain.

      What this problem really comes down to isn't simulating all the stimulas a human gets and giving it to a AI. Eventually we will have a computer system that can respond to stimulas of every type. At this point it becomes a debate on what makes us human. If it's just the biology that makes up our body then yes we will have "human" machines someday. However, do we have souls? Is there something metaphysical that makes us human? If the answer is yes then there will never be a "human" machine.

    18. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like hormonal responses arent mappable?

      instinctual responses could easily be mapped and factored in to any intelligent machines program.

    19. Re:Human intelligence by m3573 · · Score: 1


      I agree: to simulate human-like intelligence one needs to consider istinct and evolution.

      I would start with less ambitious projects, like make a simulation of simple cellular automata, put them in a competitive environment and let natural - er, artificial selection refine the behaviour of these artificial life forms. Then, i would increase the computing resources available to the most promising ones and let them battle again for survival.

      I think somebody is probably already trying this approach (sourceforge projects, anyone?).
      IMHO intelligence is a (by)product of evolution, so i think this is the better way to simulate it, as a byproduct of artificial life.

      The usual question is, can those simulation create self-aware creatures? My answer: No answer, we can't even define our self-awareness until we reverse engineer our brain (and maybe our "soul" too).

      As for hormonal response, you're perfectly right to take our body into account. But i think that simulating hormonal response or feedback from a physical body is not the biggest hurdle, when trying to simulate intelligence.

    20. Re:Human intelligence by infolib · · Score: 1

      Even if it turned out that we were able to produce what we'd now count as a "human machine," I think that we would then deny that it was human.

      What do we say when the "machine" has a child with a "real" human? When the genes of the "machine" has been diluted after 10 generations of interbreeding with "real" humans?

      I'm not saying it's likely to happen, or even desirable, the question just had to be asked.

      While we're at AI surpassing humans, you should also have a look at the idea of the singularity.

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      Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
    21. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although most of your point is correct, I couldn't disagree more with the following statement:

      "If I decide whether or not you are an intelligent human (as opposed to a computer or a coffee table or a CD playing your voice), I don't see the gears turning inside your head, or really care if you've got actual gears or not. I just interact with you, and get an impression. "

      That statement is, for me, patently false. Perhaps it is true for you, but I think you will change your mind after considering the implications of that statement.

      For one thing, all of human love, compassion, empathy, and what have you is based upon the ability to share in your perception of your mutual condtion as conscious beings.

      Almost all (if not all) of ethics is based on the ability of humans to recognize the fact that those aronud us share in our ability to *be*.

      If everyone around you was a non-conscious robot, are you really saying you would treat them exactly the same as you do now (assuming you think they are conscious now)?

      Of course, on a superficial level, it is true that you treat those around you the way you do - and this fact is independent of whether or not they are conscious. But certainly you agree that knowledge of this fact would alter your interactions. Right?

      A non-conscious system cannot be "killed", it can only be "destroyed". Either that, or else there is no distinction whatsoever between "living" and "non-living", at least none that is fundamental (living and non-living would be nothing more than higher-order distinctions about the behavior of the systems, if that).

      I think this distinction between being and non-being is the only real question facing the world of AI. Questions about stimulus-response correctness of future machines (their so-called intelligence) is not really that interesting by comparison.

    22. Re:Human intelligence by efflux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Our behavior is governed not only by the higher logic of our brain, but also by millions of years of bizarre -- often obsolete -- instincts.

      Please elaborate on what you mean by instinct. How does this differ from any other algorithm? Certainly it was created by evolutionary processes, but we can also conceive of an algorithm where the algorithm itself is compartmentalized and acteded upon by a Genetic Algorithm, thus simulating evolution. We may not expect the resulting algorithm to be very usefull due to the complexity/nuances of selection, yet it should certainly do something.

      If you yanked a brain out of a body and hooked it to a computer, it would no longer be truly human because of the lack of hormonal responses that come from every part of the body.
      A couple of points:
      1) What is human? You have not defined what it is to be human, therefore, it becomes impossible to say unequivocally what it is NOT to be human. 2) Hormonal responses can be looked at in a variety of ways: 1) Such responses, in fact, are simply another stimulus. We would expect any intelligent machine to react differently under a different set of stimuli.
      2) The endocrine system also comprises the machine that is "human intelligence" and by removing a part of the machine, we, in effect, cripple it.

      As a final point, we are not interested in Human machines per se. Simply machine that are human-like, primarily intelligent in a manner that we may communicate with them and share a semblance of understanding.

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      Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. -- Walt Whitman
    23. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why would we want to create a computer that > is indistinguishable from people?

      The early adopters of most new technology are in the porn industry. Think about it...

    24. Re:Human intelligence by Bicoid · · Score: 1
      When we've got a machine that passes all of the existing tests, someone'll ask "but why doesn't it cry during 'Sleepless in Seattle'?" or "why doesn't it hate Jar Jar?" or "does it get easily embarassed?"


      Actually, the second question is a valid point. In fact, every computer should be programmed to hate Jar-Jar, intelligent or not. That way we won't have to deal with any more evil Jar-Jar CG in the future, because any computer used to render such images would imediately commit suicide.
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    25. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to see pictures of your mother.

    26. Re:Human intelligence by Kragg · · Score: 2

      What do we say when the "machine" has a child with a "real" human?

      We say 'What the FUCK is going on?!?'

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    27. Re:Human intelligence by russellh · · Score: 1
      That humans are too complicated for us to reproduce artificially is an empirical claim, and it's one that I think is likely true.

      This is an interesting comment because pretty much everything in the natural world is too complicated for us to reproduce "artificially." A flower, for instance. Or an ant. To produce a living ant in the lab via a man-made "artificial" process that is fundamentally (or substantially) different than the way they grow in nature would be an incomparable achievement.

      In this sense, humans are not different than anything else in the world: we are fundamentally inseparable from the way we have come to exist.

      This isn't to say that we won't grow flowers or ants or people in vats someday, but the point is that we have no reason to believe that there is any way to do so other than the natural growth process.

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    28. Re:Human intelligence by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --When we've got a machine that passes all of the existing tests, someone'll ask "but why doesn't it cry during 'Sleepless in Seattle'?" or "why doesn't it hate Jar Jar?" or "does it get easily embarassed?"--

      That is where everyone is getting screwed up. Artificial intelligence is not what we need to duplicate that. Artificialial stupidity is what we need to make a computer pass the Turing test.

    29. Re:Human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'If you yanked a brain out of a body and hooked it to a computer, it would no longer be truly human...'

      who is tring to do this? the fusion of humans and computers will occur when you yank the silicon out of the beige box and hooked it to a human. then we WILL have a machine that is truly human.

    30. Re:Human intelligence by djembe2k · · Score: 1
      OK, this thread is getting a little old, probably nobody is still reading this, but since the poster above is an AC, I can't respond directly, so I'll respond here, to get it off of my chest.

      You said:

      For one thing, all of human love, compassion, empathy, and what have you is based upon the ability to share in your perception of your mutual condtion as conscious beings.
      Almost all (if not all) of ethics is based on the ability of humans to recognize the fact that those aronud us share in our ability to *be*.
      If everyone around you was a non-conscious robot, are you really saying you would treat them exactly the same as you do now (assuming you think they are conscious now)?
      Your first assumption, apparently, is that however "apparently" intelligent a machine can be, it still won't be "conscious". Why is that? Again, Turing's point was that apparent intelligence is intelligence, because there's no other way of measuring or observing intelligence except by observing it it as phenomena. I don't see why "consciousness" is any different -- I only believe you have it because you say so, and because you seem to me as if you probably do.

      Your second assumption then is that we have no ethical obligation to machines, which will always be qualitatively different from people. Again, why is that? Your argument begs the question of whether or not machines can have that sameness with humans that creates an ethical bond, by just asserting that this sameness can't exist. But where is that line? If you have a stroke and I start replacing parts of your brain with electronic chips, do you become less conscious, to the point that I'm not longer ethically obliged to not kill you just because I feel like it, because you are now an object? Where is the line? (This is exactly the question that motivated Asimov's The Bicentennial Man -- read it -- don't see the movie.)

      I'll make the strong case; why not? If machines become indistinguishable from people, then we have the same ethical obligation to those machines. If a machine can write a novel or a symphony, fall in love, experience sadness and joy, are you really going to tell me that pulling the plug is just turning it off, rather than killing it? I don't buy that. But it will take a long time before we come to that point, fortunately, and so there's at least a chance we'll do so deliberately and thoughtfully.

    31. Re:Human intelligence by Rubyflame · · Score: 2

      IIRC, the idea of the "singularity" was that with computers designing computers, Moore's Law would speed up. IE, when the computers which design the chips are twice as fast as they used to be, it'll take only one year to double computer speeds, then 6 months, then 3 months, then 6 weeks, etc. In other words, within a period of 2 years, processing power will diverge to infinity. This is, after all, why it's called the "singularity."

      The web page you refer to erroneously defines the singularity as the moment when we become "capable of technologically creating smarter-than-human intelligence." This is a misinformed definition, because it does not describe a (mathematical) singularity, which is a vertical asymptote in some function.

      A true singularity in intelligence would be a big deal, because it would, in effect, save humanity from the end of the universe; in the time leading up to the singularity, it would be possible to think an infinite number of thoughts, equivalent to living forever.

      Unfortunately, such a singularity is impossible if what we know of physics is true. If the universe is discrete, rather than continuous, then it can only contain a finite amount of data. The laws of quantum mechanics are much more fundamental than Moore's law! I'm not saying it'll happen soon, but at some point, computers are doomed to stop getting faster unless some miracle occurs.

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    32. Re:Human intelligence by xmda · · Score: 1


      > You're mixing up levels here.

      Why do you say I am mixing up levels there?

      > No computer will have hormones, or millions of years of evolution, or bad hair days, or dendrites, or lots of things we have.

      You have your mind on computers, it seems.

      > But that's all beneath the surface, as it were.

      Is it because that's all beneath the surface as it were that you came
      to me?

      > Turing's point is that whatever intelligence is beneath the surface, ultimately all we see if the phenomena of intelligence, its outward manifestations.

      Does it bother you that whatever intelligence is beneath the surface
      ultimately all you see if the phenomena of intelligence its outward
      manifestations?

      > If I decide whether or not you are an intelligent human (as opposed to a computer or a coffee table or a CD playing your voice), I don't see the gears turning inside your head, or really care if you've got actual gears or not. I just interact with you, and get an impression.

      You think too much about computers. ...

    33. Re:Human intelligence by Mittermeyer · · Score: 2

      I must disagree, we'll just have to model the hormonal system as input variables that affect entire subsets of processes.

      Think of it as a virtual X86 emulator, we'll have to emulate all the 'firmware' issues our glands bring to the table.

      No the big problem will be when no one wants to emulate us anymore because we are obsolete....

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    34. Re:Human intelligence by infolib · · Score: 2

      The web page you refer to erroneously defines the singularity as the moment when we become "capable of technologically creating smarter-than-human intelligence." This is a misinformed definition, because it does not describe a (mathematical) singularity, which is a vertical asymptote in some function.

      I should have linked more specifically. The idea of the Singularity Institute is exactly that, though it doesn't say clearly enough on the front page. I quote:

      The Singularity is beyond huge, but it can begin with something small. If one smarter-than-human intelligence exists, that mind will find it easier to create still smarter minds. [...] That one technological advance is the equivalent of the first self-replicating chemical that gave rise to life on Earth.

      You're probably right that physics sets an upper limit. On the other hand, the idea of a self-improving intelligence is immensely cool, even if it has that upper barrier. Singinst.org get -3 for feasibility, but +10 for cool ;-)

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      Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
  20. I feel a disturbance in the force... by condour75 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was looking through the times and saw this article, did a search through google on the term "captchas", and based on the speed of the page's return, i immediately knew that there was a slashdot article.

    I'd like to see AI figure THAT one out! I call it Automatic Slashdot Slowdown Effect Detection, or ASSED for short.

  21. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  22. The New Turing Test? by Flamesplash · · Score: 5, Funny

    A I mentioned at the bottom of this journal entry. I think a new version of the Turing test should be whether a computer can tell the difference between a Human and a Computer.

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    1. Re:The New Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can: no computer would take Christianity seriously.

    2. Re:The New Turing Test? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      >> I think a new version of the Turing test should be whether a computer can tell the difference between a Human and a Computer.

      That's exactly how it works in SOVIET RUSSIA!

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      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    3. Re:The New Turing Test? by know_gnus · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that Hofsteader made some interesting suggestions about improving the Turing test in Goedel Escher Bach.

    4. Re:The New Turing Test? by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2


      I don't know why it was modded as funny instead of insightful but whatever.

      This is exactly the idea I suggested to my AI teacher as being probably a more rational step between current days AI and a hard AI.

      Think about it, most (all?) current AI are very easy to spot by humans because they use some formulaes and the input form the last two or three sentences. If we could make a program to detect this then you could test your AI against it, without having to set up a blind test where the guy testing the AI wouldn't know if it was an AI or not (and if he knows its an AI his judgement of its quality is already biased by that knowledge).

      When you get a new generations of improved AI using better tricks that the anti-AI software doesn't recognise you have to adapt/rewrite it, so you can use it for testing the AI.

      Goto start.

      IMO the biggest problem would be false positives, when the program takes (stupid?) humans for AI.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  23. Here's a test by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Kicks first man in balls]
    First Man [falls over]: "AAAAAHH!"
    Me: "Human."
    [Kicks second man in balls]
    Second Man [falls over]: "Gffffff-!"
    Me: "Human."
    [Kicks third man in balls]
    Third Man [falls over]: "..."
    Me: "He's the robot! Get 'im!!!"

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
    1. Re:Here's a test by MattRog · · Score: 1

      Jesus! Can't there be a better way -- because once a man has been kicked, hard, in the balls he ceases te be a man.

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      Matt
    2. Re:Here's a test by Mitreya · · Score: 1
      Ehm, I hate to say that, but you just got a mute :). A good test not only separates the computer away from human but never fails on a human (well... grown up human? sane human? hm...)

      /me quickly ducks the rotten tomatos

    3. Re:Here's a test by Maniakes · · Score: 2

      Thanks! I just tried that test on my girlfriend, and it seems that she's a robot.

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      A legparnasom tele van angolnaval.
  24. Maybe it's not that computers aren't smart enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . .they're just not motivated.

    Sorry to disappoint you, Alan Turing. Another set of predictions gone the way of Dick Tracy watches and flying cars.

  25. Couldn't a computer do the name, address parts by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    of the yahoo sign up, and leave the word guessing to a middle school kid who gets paid in PS2 games?

    Computers are good for repetitive tasks, middle school kids are easily bribed.

    1. Re:Couldn't a computer do the name, address parts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      of the yahoo sign up, and leave the word guessing to a middle school kid who gets paid in PS2 games?

      Or contract it out to starving people in a 3rd world country......or even to the large number of unemployeed starving US programmers.

    2. Re:Couldn't a computer do the name, address parts by majordomo · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's a great idea. So good, in fact, that several spam companies currently do this (though mainly with teenagers and young adults, not middleschoolers). It's a strange situation -- computers using humans to augment their intelligence.

    3. Re:Couldn't a computer do the name, address parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wired has an article on this and how this augmenting of machine ability may be a glimpse of the future.

  26. Accessibility issues? by Ryu2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These tests seem to be all visual in nature. Could this be a point of contention on the part of blind/visually impaired users of web sites?

    Or alternatively, are they perhaps working on, say, a audio version? Wonder how would that work.

    --
    There's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
    1. Re:Accessibility issues? by bytesmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently, there would have to be alt tags that read "Type the word FOO to signify you are a human, not a register bot."
      I suppose it could generate a spoken list of words in a sound file that is linked to from the image. The alt tag could then read "Please click to listen to a series of words. Enter the words to signify you are a human, not a register bot."

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      bytesmythe
      Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
      -- Scott Meyer
    2. Re:Accessibility issues? by guidobot · · Score: 1
      Or alternatively, are they perhaps working on, say, a audio version? Wonder how would that work.

      Or alternatively, RTFA.

      "Another Captcha, called Sounds, consists of a distorted, computer-generated sound clip containing a word or sequence of numbers. To solve the puzzle, a user must listen to the clip and type the word or numbers into the box provided."

    3. Re:Accessibility issues? by jacobjyu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, if you look at the captcha site, it lists "Sounds" under Captchas. Here's the text:

      Sounds can be thought of as a sound version of Gimpy. The program picks a word or a sequence of numbers at random, renders the word or the numbers into a sound clip and distorts the clip. It then presents the distorted sound clip to its user and asks the user to type in the contents of the sound clip.

      This would probably be similar to the visual techniques, most likely employing some audio filters so its hard for a computer to decipher (our ears are pretty sensitive in deciphering noise from actual voices/useful sounds, so it shouldn't be a problem for us)

    4. Re:Accessibility issues? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      Apparently, there would have to be alt tags that read "Type the word FOO to signify you are a
      human, not a register bot."


      Great, that will make it really easy for the register bots to figure out what to enter in that textbox!

    5. Re:Accessibility issues? by laeren · · Score: 1

      If anyone is still reading this thread...

      Here's what Yahoo's mail sign up says if you go through Lynx :
      ----
      Sign up for your Yahoo! ID with Mail Attention Blind or Visually Impaired Users. To complete this form you must enter a word that is part of an image. If you can't read the image, Yahoo is happy to help you create your account. A representative from customer care will need to contact you. To request assistance with registration, please read the Yahoo! Terms of Service located at http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms. Once you have reviewed our policies, please provide your phone number and email address and send your request by visiting this URL - http://add.yahoo.com/fast/help/us/edit/cgi_access

  27. Another registration form? by seagar · · Score: 1

    Again, due to my laziness I can't read the article because I am not registered.

    Type (3) english words that appear below:

    PASTE THE DAMN THING SO I DON'T HAVE TO REGISTER

    I think even the computer intelligence can get that one right..

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    home of the original cupholder
  28. Philosophy 101 by The+Jonas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Searle's Chinese Room theory. Strong AI vs. Weak AI and human interaction/interpretation. Fun Stuff. http://www.utm.edu/research/iep/c/chineser.htm

    1. Re:Philosophy 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here it is in a link form.

    2. Re:Philosophy 101 by majcher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Chinese Room argument is a load of pants. I don't believe it is taken seriously by anyone in the field these days - it has had a large number of holes poked in it, and Searle's reply to each of these flaws is basically, "nuh-uh!"

      Too lazy. Find the links yourself.

    3. Re:Philosophy 101 by The+Jonas · · Score: 1

      Rather, perhaps, it is more reasonable to view that it has had a large number of hole poked "at" it. The info contained on the linked page lists many of his critics views and Searle's responses ( which are of the "nuh-uh" type - good call, he'll fight to the bitter end :) ). However, it should be noted that even though this criticism makes many good points, neither the theory nor the opposition can be absolutely proven. This is why it is an important issue. We still take it seriously and it is still taught. It is a good place to "get one's feet wet" when first beginning to learn about AI and it is neither the first or last word on AI. On a side note, I just picked up a copy of John von Neumann's 1958, "The Computer and the Brain," which was his topic when he was asked to give the Silliman Lectures at Yale University. I have not found the time to start reading yet (only 82 pages) but was wondering if anyone else could recommend whether or not it was the few hours (with coffee breaks) to absorb his words. Let me know, thanks.

    4. Re:Philosophy 101 by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      "The Chinese Room argument is a load of pants???" Are you making some kind of wierd argument based on the stereotype of Chinese laundromats?

      Just kidding. I agree that the Chinese Room argument is as vapid as a fortune cookie.

      -a

  29. AI is no match for human intelligence by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

    simple argument -> creator is always more powerful than the creation. So how can AI beat human mind?

    1. Re:AI is no match for human intelligence by StormKnightHec · · Score: 1

      Go read "Hitchhickers Guide To The Galaxy" to find out how wrong you are.

    2. Re:AI is no match for human intelligence by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      What evidence do you have to support that claim?

    3. Re:AI is no match for human intelligence by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      So you must be ass-dumb compared to your great-grandfather, eh? Of course, given this post, it's probably true. :-P

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    4. Re:AI is no match for human intelligence by duck_prime · · Score: 2
      simple argument -> creator is always more powerful than the creation
      Tell that to Darth Vader!
  30. A good step towards AI... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    A good step towards AI would be to emuulate natural stupidity.

  31. Instead of whining... by Alethes · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's very easy to do a search at news.google.com with some of the words from the story summary and come up with the story elsewhere.

    Yes, it's a nytimes.com link, but it's without the registration.

  32. It says I'm not human by Elladan · · Score: 4, Funny

    You entered: noses

    Possible responses: nose

    Result: FAIL.

    Wohoo! I'm a robot! This test proves it! Vegas here I come!

    Why does this test make me feel like I just had a run-in with John Ashcroft?

    1. Re:It says I'm not human by bytesmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

      I missed almost all of the picture ones...

      You entered: televisions
      Possible responses: television tv
      Result: FAIL.

      So next time...

      You entered: bike
      Possible responses: bicycle bicycles
      Result: FAIL.

      And again...

      You entered: toothbrushes
      Possible responses: toothbrush
      Result: FAIL.

      AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! I hate stupid word guessing programs that don't consistently account for common abbreviations and plurals!

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      bytesmythe
      Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
      -- Scott Meyer
    2. Re:It says I'm not human by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      I hate stupid word guessing programs that don't consistently account for common abbreviations and plurals!

      Or contain misspelled data...

      You entered the following word:
      automobile

      The possible words were:
      car cars automovile

    3. Re:It says I'm not human by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I know, I got:

      Result of the Test: FAIL
      You entered the following word: lawyers
      The possible words were: shark sharks

      C'mon, same thing!

      I've been trying to see if I can get the first page I got, when I wasn't being stupid, which was:

      Result of the Test: FAIL
      You entered the following word: dogs
      The possible words were: pig pigs

      I'm fairly sure that those were dogs I in fact saw on the images, but since I can't get the page to redisplay (and I've creamed the cached copy of the page by reloading), I could be wrong. (I managed to get your bikes example, though.)

      Of course, this indicates another weakness in the system: it's a computer deciding if I'm a computer or not - it's only as good as the data it's given when it comes to making that decision. If the data entered is wrong (for example, dogs are mislabeled pigs, or forgetting "bike" as a common name abbreviation for "bicycle"), then it won't be able to determine human or computer successfully. Then there's of course typos...

      And for my final picking appart of the system:

      Result of the Test: FAIL
      You entered the following word: nothing
      The possible words were: monkey monkeys

      ...Caused by the images not loading properly. I think they were 404's, but I'm not sure (as I didn't check at the time).

      So, yeah, this system seems to have some flaws in it...

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    4. Re:It says I'm not human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thing at Berkeley is smarter than you.

    5. Re:It says I'm not human by Asprin · · Score: 3, Insightful


      You entered: toothbrushes
      Possible responses: toothbrush
      Result: FAIL.

      AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! I hate stupid word guessing programs that don't
      consistently account for common abbreviations and plurals!


      Ahh, delightful irony. That would be the point, then, wouldn't it?

      In other words, you have to be smarter than the tools you use, so it's pretty stupid to put a computer that is *not* intelligent in charge of deciding the intelligence of others.

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    6. Re:It says I'm not human by Zwack · · Score: 2

      I got that one too...
      But I was wrong.
      Given
      1) A photo of a car crossing a bridge.

      2) A piece of art showing a person, a globe, a telephone, a computer, a radio, a skscraper and a car. The person was the most obvious point in the picture.

      3) A photo of a man holding a steering wheel as though he was driving.

      4) A photo of a street with a hotel with some flags hanging from it. The flags are the most prominent aspect. There are some cars in the street.

      5) A photo of a woman standing next to the open door of a vehicle.

      6) A photo of a ferris wheel. No cars are visible anywhere in it.

      What would you choose? I guessed wheels apparently I was wrong...

      Z.

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  33. Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is up with this terminal's copy of XP? Ctrl-c and ctrl-v don't seem to work between windows anymore.

    head explodes

  34. Another Area Not Talked About Much - Vicarious Exp by syntap · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Another area not discussed in the article is vicarious experience, that is, experience and knowledge you have because some cause and effect relationship existed with someone or something else.

    For example, the computer's tactile interface has to touch the oven and say 110 deg C, as opposed to taking as fact "I heard a human mention that Unit 5 already did that and it was 110 deg C, so I accept it as fact that it is 110 deg C".

    I know I'll get modded down for this, but I wonder what the limits of questioning the computer / human participants was? (Article said they quized participants to see if they could tell who was human and who was a machine). Like, could they ask "What number am I thinking of?" The machine would blank out and the human would stupidly blurt out "69 dude!"

  35. Wanna bet? by dubl-u · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mitch Kapor and Ray Kurzweil have bet $20,000 on whether a computer will pass the Turing Test by 2029.

    1. Re:Wanna bet? by Thedalek · · Score: 1

      Perhaps more useful is Longbet's open bet #86:

      By the year 2150, over 50% of schools in the USA or Western Europe will require classes in defending against robot attacks.

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    2. Re:Wanna bet? by Voira · · Score: 1

      In 2029 $10.000 may allow you to buy a bag of dog food... maybe a couple of sandwiches.

    3. Re:Wanna bet? by dubl-u · · Score: 2

      In 2029 $10.000 may allow you to buy a bag of dog food... maybe a couple of sandwiches.

      As the rules say, the money is invested between the placing of the bet and the payoff. So it's $10,000 plus 25 years of compound interest.

  36. Think Cash by Sanity · · Score: 2
    Some time ago, I was pondering a similar idea which I called "Think Cash" (a play on "Hash Cash"), where basically someone had to "pay" by thinking about something. The idea was to discourage automated spamming of anonymous services.

    While I mention some ways to achieve this, I thought more about the problem and the qualities a solution would need, than the solution itself.

    If interested, more can be found here.

  37. they found me out by AmishSlayer · · Score: 3, Funny

    no joke, I got this...

    acid/head
    acid/head
    acid/great
    acid/angry
    bo x/box ... my question is how'd they know?

  38. TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    erik kraut is a troll. not to mention the fact that he just copied this off google.

  39. In the year 2000... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 2

    We'll obviously be able to travel to the future... to get new technology...

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  40. African or European? by Bastian · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whoever said that computers can't handle superposition has never heard of convolutional neural networks.

    Really, comparing human intelligence to computer intelligence doesn't seem like a good idea unless we're going to define what kind of computer intelligence it is.
    Neural computing really screws the comparison up - the kinds of computing that normal computers are good for are quite different from the kinds of computing that neural nets are well suited to. Furthermore, different neural net architectures make for different capabilities - the tasks a feedforward network are best suited to are very different from the tasks a bayesian network are best suited to.

    Take a look at this page for a good run-though of the different kinds of nets.

    1. Re:African or European? by Zordak · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think the idea is that you are probably not going to be using your expensive, experimental neural network to create spam accounts and troll chat rooms for personal info.

      Which, by the way, gives me a great idea. I'm going to adapt that annoying psychoanalyst algorithm to create Slashdot accounts and randomly respond to posts in high volume. Not only will it be fun for all ages, but it will actually increase the infamous Signal to Noise ratio for Slashdot!

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    2. Re:African or European? by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Can you tell me more about a great idea?

    3. Re:African or European? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Damn!

      I thought you were talking about the airspeed of unladen swallows.

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  41. And why bother by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And furthermore, if what you need for the task at hand is a machine that behaves and thinks in every way just like a human being, then just hire a human being to do it.

    It's the differences between computers and humans that make computers so damn useful. Tell a human to add up a list of 200 numbers and he'll likely take a long time, and get the wrong answer because humans suck at repetative boring tasks beyond the limit of their attention spans.

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    1. Re:And why bother by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 3, Funny
      humans suck at repetative boring tasks beyond the limit of their attention spans
      And they give us mod points anyway. Weird.
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    2. Re:And why bother by HeghmoH · · Score: 2

      And what if the task at hand is something that requires both human and computer capabilities? For example, imagine Google Answers, but as fast and cheap as regular Google Search. And if you answer, well, it wouldn't be cost-effective, just use people, it used to be cheaper to just use people for lots of things that we use computers for now.

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    3. Re:And why bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...then just hire a human being to do it."

      It's already being done.

      Don't try to build a computer to act like a human, just plug a human in!

  42. A much more accurate test... by craenor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Involves measuring pupil dilation when asked a series of personal questions...very good method.

    1. Re:A much more accurate test... by craenor · · Score: 2

      I figured the fact this was a blade runner reference was obvious...otherwise it makes no sense whatsoever.

    2. Re:A much more accurate test... by Cuthalion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian?

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    3. Re:A much more accurate test... by kev0153 · · Score: 1

      Holden:You're in a desert, walking along when -

      Leon: What one?

      Holden: What?

      Leon: What desert?

      Holden: Doesn't matter what desert it is, it's completely hypothetical.

      Leon: Well, how come I'd be there?

      Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you just wanted to get away from it all. Anyway. You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you.

      Leon: What's a tortoise?

      Holden: You know what a turtle is?

      Leon: 'Course!

      Holden: Same thing. So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

      Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?

      Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

      Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?

      Holden: I mean you're not helping, Leon.

    4. Re:A much more accurate test... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Thing is, I know some people who would just calmly accept these sorts of questions and statements. It's just not in their nature to get emotional about anything. Pupil dilation probably wouldn't detect them either: they really aren't getting emotional, but they really are human beings. (Unless you believe the conspiracy theories that intelligent AI droids really are out there right now, of course. ^_-)

    5. Re:A much more accurate test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in the story/movie, animals were nearly extinct, humans were presumed to have a special love for animals, and violence against animals was on par with the incest tabboo. I know some people who won't fly off the handle if you talk about their mothers, but their eyes will show an emotional response.

    6. Re:A much more accurate test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just answer the questions, please.

    7. Re:A much more accurate test... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Keeping that analogy, these same friends wouldn't react if someone suggested they were having sex with their mothers. They would calmly deny it, perhaps - though, in this situation, where everyone involved knows it's a fantasy story, they might just play along, bragging (fictionally) about how good a lay their moms are. So, no, the test wouldn't work here either.

  43. Re:weird.. by .sig · · Score: 2

    Well, the part that makes it tricky is the fact that the words are not just rotated, but distorted. Granted, it is still possible to do, it would just not be trivial.
    Of course, as with other types of computer intelligence, once it becomes commonplace, AI is redefined to include everything but that.

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  44. Can't really mimic human intelligence by TheWhaleShark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While it would be nifty to have a very human AI, I somehow doubt that we could truly ever replicate human intelligence.

    The major roadblock is that a computer can only respond in ways that it has been programmed to do so. While you can code incredibly complex AI algorithms and simulate an incredibly complex level of intelligence, the fact remains that a computer invariably operates along rigid pathways.

    It can be argued that human thought is nothing more than a complex series of chemical reactions, but there is far less rigid logic involved in human thinking. Indeed, we're still not entirely sure just HOW we think.

    Never say never, but I don't think we'll be seeing a truly human AI before any of us is dead.

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    1. Re:Can't really mimic human intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The major roadblock is that a computer can only respond in ways that it has been programmed to do so.

      You've obviously never had faulty memory.

    2. Re:Can't really mimic human intelligence by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      Ever hear of connectionist or neural networks? They work a lot like a brain in that they can't tell you WHY they do something. What I mean is, I design a network, then I train it to do what I want it to do. It's all done by changing activation weights of conenctions and so on. Well in the end, I can train it to achieve the desired result. But then anaylizing the network, I can't tell you how it works, or why it got to the particular state it did.

      The thing is when most people talk about comuters they think of them in their normal sense which is as an imperative device. What I mean is the code a computer recievs is in the form of instructions, which are executed in sequence, giving precise answers. Conenctionist systems don't work like that at all like that. They are a lagre collection of interconnected nodes, with connections between them. As the chage to adapt to what they are trying to do they change the activation weights of teh connections (and sometimes add or remove connections in advanced network designs). They tehn eventually form the network (provided it is large enough for teh task) to complete the task. However two different learning sessions for the same task with teh same inital network can produce different results, that both do the same job.

      Sorry that I don't have any links on hand but google for the "connectionist computational theory of mind", "connectionist networks" and "neural networks" and you should come up with plenty of info. It is a real different way of thinking about processing and while normal computers don't natively work that way, they can be programed to simulate it.

  45. Re:weird.. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're looking for insight on Slashdot, that's where you're wrong.

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  46. Results are in! by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Result of the Test: PASS

    You entered the following words:

    WHISTLE
    MOON
    PLOW

    The words possibly displayed in the image were:

    whistle
    brake
    moon
    branch
    plow
    bag
    bell

    I guess I'm not a computer.

    1. Re:Results are in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plow's not a word! Goddamn Americans!

    2. Re:Results are in! by somnusgti · · Score: 1

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=plow

    3. Re:Results are in! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0

      A plow is for farming. You pull it behind a tractor to...well...um...plow the dirt. Goddamn non-American-non-plow-knowing-slashdotters ;)

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  47. The /. AI test by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Funny

    To be considered truely "intelligent" a computer must:

    1. Make a "first post" posting 15 minutes after the article goes up.

    2. Be the fourth person to enter a "In Soviet Russia ..." post.

    3. Be labeled a karma whore.

    4. Whine about the masiv tipe ohs in artaculs.

    5. Hate M$, Sony, MPAA because thats one of the three laws right?

    1. Re:The /. AI test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6. ???
      7. Profit

  48. One More Cool Item... by Tsar · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The home page of the CAPTCHA Website refers to an event in Slashdot history!

    CAPTCHAs have several applications for practical security, including (but not limited to):
    Online Polls. In November 1999, http://www.slashdot.com released an online poll asking which was the best graduate school in computer science (a dangerous question to ask over the web!). As is the case with most online polls, IP addresses of voters were recorded in order to prevent single users from voting more than once. However, students at Carnegie Mellon found a way to stuff the ballots using programs that voted for CMU thousands of times. CMU's score started growing rapidly. The next day, students at MIT wrote their own program and the poll became a contest between voting "bots". MIT finished with 21,156 votes, Carnegie Mellon with 21,032 and every other school with less than 1,000. Can the result of any online poll be trusted? Not unless the poll requires that only humans can vote.
    Cool, eh?
    1. Re:One More Cool Item... by guidobot · · Score: 5, Funny
      I remember that -- i was a student at CMU at the time. Someone posted to a widely read messageboard (misc.market) about the poll, and it was off to the races after that. Pretty funny.

      A related story was the time I saw on Boston.com that one of their editors was getting a haircut and they had posted an online poll for users to choose a style. Remembering CMU's adventures in slashdot polling, I posted to that same messageboard a plea for students to help the poor guy out.

      4000 robo-votes later, he had a mohawk. Then they showed pictures of him going home for mother's day, and his dad's embarassed look. The best part was the quote from the editor at the end of the story -- "I had fun with this and I hope all those hackers out there did too."

      So, see, geeks? You too can make a difference.

    2. Re:One More Cool Item... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I bet the poll results would have been different on slashdot.org...

      2. How come no one set up a bot to vote for CowboyNeal?

  49. Maybe.. by jedie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just maybe, if WE were smarter, we could make machines that are smarter. But then again, if WE were smarter, the level of intelligence that the machine reaches at that point is again lower compaired to our own intelligence.

    What I mean is, I don't think an intelligent being would be capable of creating something that is more intelligent than himself.
    The machines need to be programmed by humans, who are limited by their own inteligence.

    Can God make a rock so big that he can't carry it himself?

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    1. Re:Maybe.. by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I mean is, I don't think an intelligent being would be capable of creating something that is more intelligent than himself.

      My dad was :).

    2. Re:Maybe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can MAN make a rock so big that he can't carry it himself? Yes.

    3. Re:Maybe.. by stripmarkup · · Score: 1

      That isn't necessarily true. If humans could create a machine of similar intelligence (or even less) but extremely fast, the machine would be solve the same problems much more quickly. For some, that is the definition of intelligence. Look at chess programs for an example. Also, how about a really dumb machine with the capability to improve itself and an unlimited amount of time to do it?

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    4. Re:Maybe.. by guidobot · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think you need to take into account that any intelligent machine would make use of learning algorithms. So if man can teach a computer how to LEARN, and its got the time and resources to learn more than a human (say hundreds of processor years and a connection to the all the world's media), then the end result could be something "more intelligent" than the programmer.

      Or how about the example of the AI chess players, who can play vastly better than the people who programmed them?

    5. Re:Maybe.. by davew2040 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I could see two primary reasons for considering this an oversimplification.

      The first of these is the nature of hardware. Obviously, electronic hardware is much different than human hardware. Human hardware has a tendency to gradually improve between the age of 0 years to, say, 30 years, of if you subscribe to a different theory of learning, then 0 years to on average 80 years (being death). Factoring in evolution, there's some further gradual enhancement over the course of a million years. Computer hardware, on the other hand, has a tendency to improve itself at an impressive rate that depends on how much effort humans put into it. The end result being that for certain tasks, computers can vastly exceed humans. The reverse, that humans can vastly exceed computers, is also true, but as time goes on, this will probably end up being less the case. And, as anyone who's worked in teams on a technical project knows, it's difficult to make cumulative human effort scale upwards. This technological task can also be difficult with computers, but generally less so. So the point of all this being that there are simply fantastic computational levels that computers as a whole are able to achieve, to be applied to tasks of "intelligence" for better or worse in a way that humans can't compete with.

      The second point has already been touched upon: humans die, computers don't. I mean, you can make the claim that computer parts fail, but the fact remains that data and algorithms are passed from one generation to the next (hopefully) unchanged. The base of innovation built for computers really just expands. Humans, on the other hand, build their own innovation, but must then spend time teaching their successive generations how to do things, and for exceptionally bright individuals, the successors may not even reach their amassed abilities. No need to launch into arguments like "but software needs to be recompiled for different platforms!", that kind of talk is counterproductive.

      I suspect that anyone familiar with Linux has a certain appreciation for having complete control over what's on their system, but the fact is that increasing complexity will increasingly result in increasing layers of abstraction, to the point where everything is built upon layers that are further built upon layers. The advantages (and problems) associated with this are (painfully?) evident now, and computers are still relatively new; imagine things 50 years down the road! Once methods of software engineering are designed that lower the occurrence of bugs make things more fault-tolerant, it's just going to be commonplace, if it isn't already.

      So what I'm saying is, it's an interesting academic question, but in a lot of ways the potential clearly exists for computers outpacing anything that humans can do. Not unlike a teacher can instruct a brilliant and eager student to the point where the teacher actually becomes the student.

    6. Re:Maybe.. by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      It is doubtful that any truly intelligent computer will not be able to learn by itself and I see no reason to believe that this will not be possible.

      And if it can learn on its own then why would it be unable to exceed the intelligence of its creator?

    7. Re:Maybe.. by blindbat · · Score: 1

      You are obviously are under 25 years old.

    8. Re:Maybe.. by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      What I mean is, I don't think an intelligent being would be capable of creating something that is more intelligent than himself. The machines need to be programmed by humans, who are limited by their own inteligence.

      Creating a computer that can think as well as a human or close to that of a human is actually more exciting than you make it out to be. First of all, where is the limit on human intelligence? It's at the amount of data we have and the ability to find new data. We are always discovering more data using the data we have now. If a computer was as smart as a human, then it could discover new data just as a human does, and possibly faster. We would then have more "brains" increasing that limit of human intelligence (and at the same time increasing what we can create with that human intelligence). Secondly, if a computer was as intelligent as a human, then I could have a robot maid! That would be great.

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    9. Re:Maybe.. by OldMiner · · Score: 1
      Can God make a rock so big that he can't carry it himself?

      That question illustrates the problem many have with understanding this problem. The question is more abstract than some people, including our fair parent, think. We're not asking whether we can teach the computer everything know, but whether we can teach it everything we know, including ways to learn more (and ways to learn ways to learn). The question is one removed from the real issue.

      If there is a God, no It can't make a rock so big that It can't carry It because a rock is physical and It is metaphysical. Anything physical is wholly within Its domain. That's like asking whether I can make a bugger so big that I can't pick it out of my nose. The bugger's limited by the size of my nose.

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    10. Re:Maybe.. by Stregone · · Score: 1
      Also, how about a really dumb machine with the capability to improve itself and an unlimited amount of time to do it?
      Isn't that basicaly what us humans are?
    11. Re:Maybe.. by dragonsister · · Score: 1
      What I mean is, I don't think an intelligent being would be capable of creating something that is more intelligent than himself.

      My dad was :).

      That doesn't prove anything. Your mum did very nearly everything. :-)

      DragonSister

    12. Re:Maybe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were created by evolution which is not an especially intelligent algorithm.

    13. Re:Maybe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the basis of your argument in as much as the mind depends on flesh, but must point out that any Man vs Machine evaluation can't be made until CS makes the discrete leap needed to create a thinking machine. Talk of software abstraction layers or some ineluctably diminishing human lead over silicon is neither here nor there. A PIII has not been proven to be a fractional part of the human mind in any degree no matter how small. Now a philosopher by the name of Dennett has argued that yes, machine inteligence equivalent in nature to that of Man is entirely possible. In his view, we don't have it today because building a "mechanical" mind would be "like building a gall bladder out of atoms". However, that is his speculative argument, not a proof of possibility or even a theory of "how it works". What's just as interesting is the opposing notion -- that thinking is beyond a Turing Machine. IIRC, Roger Penrose has written a paper attempting to prove this mathematically. I know nothing about this beyond the fact that the question has been addressed very seriously and answered in the negative (i.e. Turing Machines will never think). I bring it up only to stress that any discussion of AI has got to start far beyond Big Blue or chatbots.

    14. Re:Maybe.. by shic · · Score: 2

      I think you're missing some crucial points in your arguments... First, winning at chess is not, in my opinion at least, an indication of intelligence. Chess is a game with a simple description won by recognising winnable patterns and planning - both of which are better suited to machines than humans. I would consider a chess computer to exhibit intelligent behaviour if it modified its objectives (not merely strategy) as a consequence of experience - for example, maybe "deciding" to let a novice player win in order to play a better adversary.

      I must next take issue with the idea that an ability to 'learn' coupled with time and resources can increase intelligence. To my mind, intelligence is the capacity to learn and not the body of knowledge retained - hence even a learning machine would not increase in intelligence until it discovers new ways to learn. While I suspect it is possible for a programmer to implement a system more intelligent than himself, I suspect that this will not also be true of the system architect (no offence to programmers intended.) In essence I'd argue that if intelligence is the potential to react, then any person designing an intelligent machine must be able to react in the same manner - hence has at least that level of intelligence. While it doesn't rule out collaborations which result in systems with more "intelligence" than any single participant, I expect that the upper bound is the collective intelligences of the machine's creators.

      Bring it on, I say, I don't need intelligent machines - hell plenty of people get by without intelligent friends!

    15. Re:Maybe.. by master_p · · Score: 1

      The question "Can God make a rock so big that he can't carry it himself ?" is easily answered.

      He can. Because God = infinity, his rock = infinity, but you can't compare two "infinities".

  50. how the fuck did that get +4 informative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a crock of shit. that is the worst slashdot post ever. (well, okay, not really. but it's pretty bad)

  51. Taco Test by plip · · Score: 5, Funny

    I simply use my "Taco Test" (Inspired by the Invader Zim cartoon) to thwart chat bots and telemarketers. It's an amazing, powerful test that no computer or automated script can withstand.

    I ask the "suspected bot" if they like tacos. If they give me an intelligent answer, they are not a bot. If they give me an answer like "Wanna see my hot pics go to http://192.168.1.112/hotbabezzzz.pl?2345" Then they are a bot.

    This test also works on telemarketers in a slightly different fashion. I tell them to "STOP... I'll only buy your product if you send me a taco with it. If not, no deal." since there are big logistical problems with sending me a taco, they are thwarted every time. I'm sure this test would work equally well with any obscure food item.

    1. Re:Taco Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are obviously a "bot" since you always request Tacos, either that or a TexMex food fetishist!

  52. Article -1 redundant by bcwalrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why don't you devise a test which asks for the sum of 10000 numbers?

  53. Windows, anyone? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the whole point of Windows. You mean that whole "Abort, Retry, Fail?" thing and the BSOD isn't just the computer taunting me? I mean, come on! A blue screen of death just because I took out the DVD the DVD player application was trying to play, what do you call that. Yeah, Yeah, I'm sure you'll just chalk it up to incredibly poor design, but still...

    1. Re:Windows, anyone? by buswolley · · Score: 4, Funny
      does a computer programs stupidity reflect anything other than the stupidity of the programmers, or the true difficulty of writing a program without such things. If the computer was taunting you it would say:

      Abort, Fail, Retry? I know how to fix it, but do you human?

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    2. Re:Windows, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A BSOD just means that your a clusterfart idiot who can't operate a computer properly.

    3. Re:Windows, anyone? by shrikel · · Score: 3, Funny
      Funny you should mention that. All my programs refer to me as "Sir" and lick my proverbial boots.

      Back during high school, I wrote dozens of .bat files called "what" or "how" or "go" and so forth, and I basically had them parse themselves so they could keep up a semi-decent conversation. Kind-of like a shell-based Alice. (Well, if you knew what to say, since if you didn't put a recongized word first on the line, it would just say "Bad command or file name.")

      My favorite was when I came back from a two-year stay in Brazil, and my friend and I were at the computer. We had both totally forgotten about those little batch files, and his playing with the computer went something like this:

      C:\>dri
      Bad command or file name

      C:\>Huh?
      Bad command or file name

      C:\>What was that?
      Bad command or file name

      C:\>Could you repeat that please?
      Bad command or file name

      C:\>Thank you.
      You're mighty welcome, sir!!

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  54. Mod this down, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    idiots

  55. Re:POOP EATER, POOP EATER, EAT ME SOME POOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was icky.

  56. Google Link by zmokhtar · · Score: 2
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  57. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We dont have computers, we ARE computers...why do you think we are soo smart :)

  58. It won't work... by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Computers can be specifically programmed to solve puzzles such as a this...if a test arises that supposedly tests for "human" intelligence, humans can simply modify the code so that it can solve that sort of puzzle.

    That's what Gary Kasparov was complaing about when he played against Deep Blue the first time...there was a whole team of IBM programmers modifying the code during the game to specifically counter Kasparov's playing style. It wasn't a reflection of machine intelligence, it was an example of human adaptation imposed upon Deep Blue.

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    1. Re:It won't work... by microTodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe that's the point...a human can (potentially) adapt to any situation or problem. A computer is limited by the confines of its programming.

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    2. Re:It won't work... by djward · · Score: 1

      So a program designed to figure these out could be said to be "Rockin' the captcha"?

    3. Re:It won't work... by zCyl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Both neural networks and genetic algorithms (also genetic programming) can adapt to new situations and new problems. Humans are neural networks, and both neural networks and genetic algorithms can be programmed on a computer. The problem is simply that neural networks take a lot of processing power when using a single central processor (the way computers are typically designed), and work much more rapidly when done by a slower distributed neural network which does massive parallel processing (the human brain).

      The computer is not at all limited. Any physical process can be computed by a Turing machine, which means by extension that any modern PC can compute anything. It is simply a question of time required to compute it. The brain is a physical system, and is thus Turing computable.

      If there exists more to humanity than the physical, then computational theory does not claim that Turing machines can compute it. But the brain at least, and all of its adaptability to new situations and new problems, are computable.

      For more information search for information on programming "neural networks" and "genetic algorithms".

    4. Re:It won't work... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      As could a programmer hired to write these programs (a specific program for each specific test). My bet would be on the programmer to do so before the program, at least in the near future.

    5. Re:It won't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a reflection of machine intelligence, it was an example of human adaptation imposed upon Deep Blue

      I believe they would call that modifying of code, learning. Admitedly the IBM team was doing the learning for Deep Blue, but if they could make a compter that analyzed Kasparov's move's on it's own it would just be learning his style, to the same effect as IBM programming the changes in.

    6. Re:It won't work... by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Any physical process can be computed by a Turing machine

      Really? Even inherently unpredictable quantum processes?

      It is simply a question of time required to compute it.

      Solution: Enforce a time limit on the prover.

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    7. Re:It won't work... by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Even inherently unpredictable quantum processes?

      Isn't there a definite probability associated with quantum processes? Isn't modeling that enough?

    8. Re:It won't work... by TastySiliconWafers · · Score: 1

      If there exists more to humanity than the physical, then computational theory does not claim that Turing machines can compute it. But the brain at least, and all of its adaptability to new situations and new problems, are computable.

      Once again, the discussion of AI arrives at one of the fundamental questions of human existence, the question of free will. If the human brain is deterministic, then certainly a computer can be constructed to perform the same computation. However, it is quite likely that the computations performed by the human brain are not deterministic. Random quantum mechanical processes are likely to be a factor in the computations that the brain performs. So, in order to emulate a human brain, the computer must be constructed such that the computation is perturbed by some small amount of random noise. In essence, you have to have a computer that is fundamentally non-deterministic. Another potentially important issue is that, unlike digital computers, the human brain has no clock to synchronize all the simultaneous parallel computations that are going on. So, to emulate a human brain, you may need to implement your massively parallel computer through analog logic, rather than the digital logic that is used in nearly every computer produced today.

      Then, once you have a massively parallel analog computer with random noise perturbing the computations of the each neuron, the question of human free will comes to the forefront. Is there something else involved in human thought processes or are we just analog computers with random quantum noise in the chemical reactions of our neurotransmitters?

    9. Re:It won't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any physical process can be computed by a Turing machine, which means by extension that any modern PC can compute anything.


      Are you sure about this? Physical processes get pretty weird in small dimensions. AFAIK physicists have yet to prove that "God doesn't play dice". You are stating this quite baldly when it's still very much up for grabs. Just how good are those hardware random number generators anyway?

      Sheesh. Let's cut the crap and turn to Andrew Hodges:


      "...[The] Turing thesis [that the mind is a computable process] marks the essential point on which [Roger] Penrose parts company from Turing. To summarise Penrose's views: Gödel's theorem tells us that we can see the truth of statements which cannot be proved by the application of a formal system of rules. Using Turing machines, this argument can be put in the form of showing minds able to perform uncomputable operations. Gödel also took this view of the mind's power, but unlike Gödel, Penrose insists on a materialist or physicalist base for mental faculties and deduces that there must be uncomputable elements in physical law which the brain exploits when it performs the uncomputable work of seeing the truth. Penrose locates these elements in the as yet unknown laws governing the reduction of the wave-function in quantum mechanics. Hence Penrose explicitly contradicts 'Turing's Thesis' in the form he has given."


      I might add that Freeman Dyson has conjectured that the brain might work on quantum principals. It sounds strange but hey, he would know more about it than I do.


      I don't mean to claim machine intelligence impossible. But I do dispute your claim that computers are unlimited. I think you are grossly oversimplifying these questions and are flat out wrong about physics (as we understand it today) and Turing Machines -- though Stephan Wolfram might have something to say about this.

    10. Re:It won't work... by zCyl · · Score: 2

      I might add that Freeman Dyson has conjectured that the brain might work on quantum principals. It sounds strange but hey, he would know more about it than I do.

      Classical computers can still compute quantum systems, it just takes an exponential performance hit. Quantum computers can handle such systems much more efficiently.

      However the only reason you see so many people conjecturing that the brain might work on quantum principals is because humans are much more comfortable attributing the function of the brain to technology that is just at the fringe of their understanding. In fact, it's very unlikely that quantum principals play any more of a significance in the brain's function than they do in integrated circuits, and this is simply because of the size and temperature of the brain.

      though Stephan Wolfram might have something to say about this.

      Stephen Wolfram has announced in lectures that humans are no more computationally complex than a rock. I would disagree somewhat, and would instead say that humans are as computationally complex as most neural networks of the same size. I would also say that we can computationally simulate neural networks of that size (although it might be an expensive undertaking to simulate it close to human speed). And this still leaves the most difficult problem on the table, which is programming the neural network appropriately.

  59. You definitely made me smile! by lorcha · · Score: 1

    I've never seen so many cut-'n-pastes from Google get modded up to +5 before. You, my friend, are a karma-whore black-belt!

    Thanks for the amusement!

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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  60. tech econ boost? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amazing all this horsepower and research just to combat spam. Just might be the boost we need to get tech spending going again. A never-ending cat-and-mouse game where the cats and mouses get bigger and bigger. This racket is almost as good as the dot-com racket. I don't like spam either, but I miss real paychecks.

    The first true AI machine might be spam catcher. Spamminator 2000!

  61. Test is of no real use by photon317 · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Once you devise a test system, someone can write non-AI software that can fake it and pretend to be human by knowing what it needs to for the test. Only a real human can tell human and machine intelligence apart, not a systematic test. That's why Bladerunners had to manually test the androids, instead of just letting a machine do it. Real-time human insight is key to testing machine intelligence.

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    1. Re:Test is of no real use by sohp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeh, but, what if the Bladerunner is himself a replicant?

    2. Re:Test is of no real use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That's why Bladerunners had to manually test the androids, instead of just letting a machine do it.
      No offense, but using information from a fictional novel as support for an argument does not make for good persuasion.
    3. Re:Test is of no real use by johnjtrammell · · Score: 1

      Dude, Deckard was a replicant. Of course, it was just a movie...

    4. Re:Test is of no real use by photon317 · · Score: 2


      It's not support for the argument, it's just an example of where a sci-fi author thought the same thing I'm saying.

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    5. Re:Test is of no real use by photon317 · · Score: 2


      Actually, the subject is highly debateable. I seem to remember there being a certain amount of finality in some interviews of the film crew (cast, director, etc..) at one point that led me to believe it went something like this (really rough, I don't remember the details):

      SomeImportantGuy1 thought that Deckard shouldn't be a replicant, and so nothign specific was put in the movie that directly tells you he is.

      SomeOtherGuysFromtheMovie thought he should be a replicant, and tried to sway the movie that way but failed.

      InTheEnd they decided to leave it ambiguous and not clearly define it one way or the other.

      Then much later, years and years later, one of the crew said he was supposed to be a replicant in an Interview. Then some of the rest of the crew set the strory straight that this wasn't neccesarily the truth at all... etc... etc...

      Which version of Deckard you choose to believe in is really up to you, or perhaps up to which of the competing creative visions you think had more authority. I left out the names and positions of the people because I know I'd remember them wrong.

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  62. Re:I Found A Great Deal of Resources on AI by Cerberus9 · · Score: 1

    um, karma whore much? Guess what, I can use google too! Please mod parent down.

  63. Re:I Found A Great Deal of Resources on AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really can't argue that this ISN'T informative, though.

    I'd rather read real research and product info than mumbling posts from Slashbots about Soviet Russia or Rob's wedding.

    I say leave it at +5, Informative.

  64. Poll Stuffing on Slashdot by Zordak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The CAPTCHA website (how do you pronounce that, anyway) has a list of possible applications of CAPTCHA. The first mention is online polls, and recalls an event in 1999, when Slashdot (they use http://www.slashdot.com for some reason) had a poll for the best graduate CS curriculum. Carnegie-Mellon and MIT wrote competing poll-bots that stuffed the poll boxes. The point was supposed to be that a CAPTCHA would have prevented this. In my opinion, however, this was probably the most accurate Slashdot poll ever. Obviously, MIT wrote the better poll bot, since it stuffed more votes, and they didn't even start until somebody noticed that CMU was stuffing. Hence, the winner of the stuffing contest turned out to be the true winner of the poll.

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    1. Re:Poll Stuffing on Slashdot by condour75 · · Score: 1
      Can the result of any online poll be trusted? Not unless the poll requires that only humans can vote.

      That's just the kind of thinking that will eventually lead to flesh fairs.
    2. Re:Poll Stuffing on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you pronounce that, anyway

      Just like it's spelled. 'CAPTCHA.' As in "That game of CAPTCHA-the-flag was wicked pissa."

  65. Braille terminals by yerricde · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I suppose it could generate a spoken list of words in a sound file that is linked to from the image.

    The CAPTCHA web site has such a test, but of the sites that use image-based bot tests, only PayPal offers an audio alternative.

    Another problem is that sites often present the tests in proprietary formats with expensive implementation royalties, such as .gif and .mp3.

    But even providing both the image in a free image format (.png) and the audio in a free audio format (.ogg) won't help blind users behind a Braille terminal without a speaker, such as blind-deaf users.

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    1. Re:Braille terminals by Karamchand · · Score: 2

      I guess blind-deaf users need day-to-day-help anyway so there should be another person there all the time.

    2. Re:Braille terminals by yerricde · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess blind-deaf users need day-to-day-help anyway

      So what about Braille terminal users who aren't also deaf? Should Section 508 compliance (required for USA government web sites) allow a web site to require all blind users to have sound cards? /p)

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  66. This ain't intelligence by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This demonstration is not one of computer versus human intelligence. It is one of computer versus human cognition.

    In other words, can the computer detect the information in the same form that the human can? Can a human read a grocery store bar-code as easily as a computer? No. Can a human read one of those bit-boxes on the FedEx shipping label as easily as a computer? No. Can a human read the Tivo-data sent on the Discovery channel as easily as the computer? No. But none of those failures means the computer is more intelligent, just more capable of recognizing the information that is there.

    Both the computer and the human can recognize "moon/parma", but intelligence comes into play when the human starts thinking of Drew Carey and humming the theme music. Intelligence is not just collecting information, it is doing something useful with that information.

    1. Re:This ain't intelligence by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Can a human read a grocery store bar-code as easily as a computer? No.

      I would hope you're wrong on this one, given that the digits of any UPC bar code are also printed in human-readable numerals...

    2. Re:This ain't intelligence by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'll grant that you can consider the numbers under the bars as part of the barcode. There are two responses. First, are the numbers the right ones? Does it matter what the printed numbers are if the computer that is looking up the price only reads the bars?

      Second: quick, what is a 781565921870*? If the computer can tell us faster than you can, does that mean the computer is more intelligent? Did it do anything useful with the information, or did it just convert it from the numerical form into a price/description?

      [* It's the code on the Perl 5 Desktop Reference book.]

    3. Re:This ain't intelligence by JonnyElvis42 · · Score: 1

      Both the computer and the human can recognize "moon/parma", but intelligence comes into play when the human starts thinking of Drew Carey and humming the theme music. Intelligence is not just collecting information, it is doing something useful with that information.

      You mean like thinking of Drew Carey and humming theme music?

    4. Re:This ain't intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it do anything useful with the information, or did it just convert it from the numerical form into a price/description?

      If I'm wondering whether to buy the book or not, converting its code into a price and description is pretty darn useful to me. (Yes, that's "to me", not "to the program that did the conversion". But utility is never absolute, and I can only speak with absolute certainty as to my own values.)

    5. Re:This ain't intelligence by Prune · · Score: 1

      Your argument of intelligence vs. cognition is a play of words.

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    6. Re:This ain't intelligence by lurvdrum · · Score: 1

      Spot on. The unwritten corollory must be that blind people are not intelligent since they also can't untangle the knotted script, an absurd position.

  67. Like someone has probably already pointed out by fredrikj · · Score: 1

    There's really no point in creating computers that reproduce human intelligence. Human intelligence is limited to certain kinds of input and certain other kinds of output. If you make a computer understand speech, you haven't really made it capable of intelligence, you've made it capable of parsing a limited set of data. Cellular automata and friends are infinitely much more interesting to AI than this is.

  68. Parent^2 is Informative whether you like it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah but why would you if he already supplied the Additional Reading links?

  69. Training a computer to fool Stumpy by ip_vjl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I took the 'Stumpy' test - where it shows you six pictures and asks you to choose a word that describes them.

    Looks like their system is hosed right now because it showed me 4 pictures of horses, 1 of a cowboy, and one of a turtle.

    When it asked:
    What are these pictures of?

    I answered "things"

    apparently it didn't like my answer.

    Funny thing though, the images are being pulled by image number from the getty images database. You could write a piece of software to lookup the images at getty, pull the keyword list (that getty assigns to all photos) and cross reference the list to get the answer.

    --

    Then this got me thinking about the whole thing in general. My answer WAS correct. Reminds me of the Cheers episode where Cliff is on Jeopardy and answers the final Jeopardy question:
    "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen."

    Not the answer they were looking for, but is it wrong?

    I was being a smartass the other day while watching sesame street with my daughter. They had pictures of 4 animals and asked which one didn't belong.
    kangaroo
    rabbit
    grasshopper
    fish

    they, of course, were looking for 'fish' - because the other three live on land or travel by hopping.

    I popped up that the answer could be the kangaroo - because the other three are native to north america. Or it could be the grasshopper, as the only one with an exoskeleton.

    My wife reminded me that it was a kid's show. :)

    It comes down to the fact that if an strict mechanism is used to judge the answers (like a computer) it may not be able to handle legitimate answers from humans.

    --

    Seems both the questioner and questionee need to be intelligent to participate.

    1. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by sohp · · Score: 2

      Obviously, the grasshopper -- the only invertebrate -- doesn't belong.

    2. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by Eryq · · Score: 2

      Or it could have been the rabbit, because (given your three example answers) it's the only one which was *not* a possible candidate for an animal which didn't belong... and hence, it doesn't belong.

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    3. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Geographical Bias in Test Questions

      Which DOES NOT belong?

      A. Hamburger
      B. Hotdog
      C. French Fries
      D. Gyro

      Answer is C French Fries, because it is not a meat sandwich... explain this to someone who doesn't know what a GYRO is!!! All others are fast food.

      --

      I only look human.
      My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    4. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      Humans are so good at pattern detection that then can detect patterns where no exist.

      Anyways, why would we want intelligent computers (or software), give the general level of "intelligence" displayed by most humans? :-P

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    5. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sesame st. tests are always like that.
      Of the 4 things there is one obvious difference with one, one less obvious difference with another, and a subtle difference with the another one. I think it's a diversity training for older children. There are always 3 answers. I've never found one with less, nor with 4.
      like three dark skinned children and one light skinned, where one of the three is a girl and the rest are boys, and one of the dark skinned boys is wearing a hat and none of the others are.

      And in your example, I can't think of anything that makes the rabbit different.

    6. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      And in your example, I can't think of anything that makes the rabbit different.

      Many things. The only one:

      • whose feet are considered lucky.
      • which is a host to tularemia.
      • which is considered a serious infestation in Australia.
      • which tastes good in hossenpfeffer.
      • which many people think IS an ingredient in Welsh Rarebit.
      • which is cute and cuddly when full-sized. (Ok, this is VERY subjective.)
      • whose turds look like raisins.
      • which hasn't been in my kitchen.
      • with white fur with a black spot in the middle of its forhead.
      You just gotta look hard enough, and everything is different!
    7. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by dsfd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To me, this kind of questions actually test if the person who is answering has the same cultural background as the person who wrote the question.

      A certain context has to be assumed to find out the "correct" answer. The same holds for the tests that ask you to complete a sequence of numbers. There are infinite sequences of numbers with the first terms equal !

      Complete: 1,2,3,4,5, ?

      Why 6 has to be the "correct" answer ? I don't think that there is a good reason, the ordered sequence of the natural numbers is not better than the sequence 1,2,3,4,5,1,2,3,4,5,..

      But dont try that ! If your answer is not 6, you will never get a job, because that must mean that you are either totally stupid or from a different planet.

    8. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by rherbert · · Score: 1

      The rabbit is the only one that eats its own feces.

    9. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by LostOne · · Score: 1

      Ahh, come on. "Gyro" is short of "Gyroscope". Which is not food. So it obviously doesn't belong.

      Herein is the problem with most of these kinds of tests. They all assume some base set of knowledge. Unfortunately, most people equate knowledge with intelligence. I can know a lot of things but be a dumb as a post because I can't reason. So what exactly is the definition of intelligence? Shouldn't we define that before we go trying to create it?

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      If it works in theory, try something else in practice.
    10. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Very funny, thank you.

    11. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      But if it is the rabbit, then the rabbit must be a possible candidate for an animal that doesn't belong, and thus does not not belong.

    12. Re:Training a computer to fool Stumpy by TrekkieGod · · Score: 0

      Fish are native to north america...so that's why Mick Dundee used dynamite to fish in New York...he never saw anybody do it in Australia, all you had in the water were the darn crocodiles.

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  70. Edsgar Djikstra said it best... by CommandNotFound · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Asking if a computer can think is like asking if a submarine can swim"

    1. Re:Edsgar Djikstra said it best... by Xformer · · Score: 1

      And, yet, submarines do swim... technically.

      Computers, well, they compute. They don't think... yet, anyway.

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      All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
  71. What about the impaired? by phorm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did anyone notice that a lot of these "human" test are also the same ones used for things like hearing/eye tests, color-vision impairment, etc.

    This knocks out computers, which lack the intelligence/programming (so far) to differentiate between conflicting objects to make out a letter/numbers.

    It also may knock out humans with vision problems though, especially those with colour-vision issues.For those with hearing problems, the sound test isn't good either.

    It seems that right now, computers trying to translate these puzzles probably perform along par with old-folks. This also might mean that quite a few seniors may have issues getting a yahoo account though.

    1. Re:What about the impaired? by LostOne · · Score: 1

      I personally flunked a couple of those tests because the colour schemes were such that I couldn't pick *anything* out of the jumble. I happen to have a "red-green" deficiency which I've found tends to invalidate most of these types of tests. I have no problem with the distorted text ones and stuff like that.

      Then again, I flunked one where the pictures were clearly of bears but it claimed something inane like pigs.

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      If it works in theory, try something else in practice.
  72. Why is this important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are we having difficulty telling the two apart?

  73. Allow me to be a Karma Whore by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 0, Troll
  74. Voight-Kampf test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, differentiating human and mechanical intelligence. Might be a better way to sniff out the skin jobs.

    I guess it woud be called the Turing test? Not having a subscription to the NY times, I wonder how it would be administered and what the error rate is. We wouldn't want to retire anyone by accident.

    peas,

    Deckerd

  75. Turing test by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Most people misinterpret the Turing Test.

    I don't believe that Turing proposed the Turing Test as the test to use, but rather as a "mathematical proof" that you could construct such a test.

    Basically he said if you could not tell the difference between a computer and a person then you would have to say it was intellignet. ie. this is a way of establishing an upper-bound test - not necessarily that this is the best test.

    Unfortunately, IMHO, the AI community and other latched onto this test and put effort into fulfilling the Tring Test rather than more practical and useful goals.

    If you asked "Did you sleep well last night?" and the computer said "Me not sleep, me computer." (or some question on some other biological function) then you could probably determine the difference between a human and a computer. This need not, however, preclude machine intelligence.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Turing test by blue+kazoo · · Score: 1
      If you asked "Did you sleep well last night?" and the computer said "Me not sleep, me computer." (or some question on some other biological function) then you could probably determine the difference between a human and a computer.

      Recall, the machine is actively trying to fool you. If it does so by speaking frankenspeak, it ain't intelligent.

    2. Re:Turing test by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      If you asked "Did you sleep well last night?" and the computer said "Me not sleep, me computer." (or some question on some other biological function) then you could probably determine the difference between a human and a computer. This need not, however, preclude machine intelligence.

      Well that's a given! Those of us who accept the validity of the Turing test understand that it is a sufficient, but not necessary indication of some level of intelligence. I say "some level" because I do not believe that you can make a black and white decision about whether a machine (or a human) is intelligent. And of course the validity of the test depends on how many (and what) questions you ask.

      -a

    3. Re:Turing test by xygorn · · Score: 1

      This brings up an interesting point. If you were to ask a truly intelligent computer "Are you a computer?", it should reply "Yes, I am a computer", thereby failing the Turing test.

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    4. Re:Turing test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if we teach the computer to lie, but we all know what happens if we do that.

  76. pix by dirvish · · Score: 2

    Am I just stupid or is the Stumpy not working quite right?

  77. Healthy Screw? by MSwanson · · Score: 1

    At least the Captcha Project has a "healthy" sense of humor!

  78. Go For It by Malicious · · Score: 1

    Someone should write (or post a link to) a computer version of 20 Questions, where first, you think of something, and the computer has to guess (with yes/no questions), then switch roles, where the computer has to think of something, where you have to guess. Lowest score wins.

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    01101001001000000110000101101101001000000110001001 10000101110100011011010110000101101110
    1. Re:Go For It by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Just wondering 01110111011010000110010101110010011001010010000001 101001011100110010000001110010 0110111101100010011010010110111000111111

  79. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by crawdaddy · · Score: 1

    AI tests you!

  80. They don't even work.. :-P by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    So much work to get a tidy Google-lookalike copy and the "similar pages" doesn't even work:

    404 File Not Found
    The requested URL (search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=related:www. geocities.com/Paris/Arc/4865/AIvsHI.html) was not found.

    If you feel like it, mail the url, and where ya came from to pater@slashdot.org.


    I thought that URL looked funny.. :-/

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  81. If that's the case, by underwhelm · · Score: 2

    Your mom and dad must be "proud" of you.

    --

    I don't need large brains to have a good time.

  82. Human vs Computer vs slashdot intellegence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human vs Computer vs slashdot intellegence says it all

  83. It's all about the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voit Kompf Test....no replicant can fake this test.

    Well...the new Nexus Six models can take over a hundred questions when it usually only takes 20 to 30, cross-referenced.

  84. I FAILED, so i am a computer ..?? by giaguara · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Trying the test that was on the NY times article at the original test at
    http://www.captcha.net/cgi-bin/pix

    I saw turtles. Turtles of which some were swimming. So i typed turtles.
    And i FAILED.

    "Result of the Test: FAIL
    You entered the following word:
    turtles
    The possible words were:
    seashell shell shells seashells"

    So, i notice this test does not take into the consideration the limits of second (or generally, non-native) language. English is not my first language and i had seen nowhere that turtles and shells are different?? i saw turtles and some turtles that were in the sea. Turtles.

    Uh yea. I take proudly failing in this computer or human test!!! wohoo!! :D

  85. Sort of by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can say "there are physical differences between person A and computer B", but the problem is that person A and person C also differ quite a bit.

    Saying "foo cannot be done" frequently results in someone being utterly wrong. Just a few decades ago, the idea of atomic power would have been laughable -- the ability to wipe an *entire city* away? How about having a person walk around on the moon? Unthinkable.

    So, at the moment it seems to be an insurmountably difficult problem. But, a few years ago, the same thing would have been said about problems that we're not starting to think about being doable via quantum computers -- the face of computer science literally changed.

  86. These are easy to defeat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My initial theory was correct that the gimpy-r is relatively easy to defeat.

    http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~mori/gimpy/gimpy.pdf

  87. Re:Difference = Taunting / Linux does this... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Don't most Linux distros tell you that you are a "stupid fricken moron" for running anything like IRC when logged in as root?

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  88. Re:Expensive? Experimental? by Bastian · · Score: 2

    Convolutional neural nets are really quite simple and easy to implement and train. Granted, it probably isn't a problem with regular spammers, but I bet students from MIT and CMU would have the gumption to get around to doing it again.

  89. Re:I Found A Great Deal of Resources on AI by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Funny
    You really can't argue that this ISN'T informative, though.
    I would like a +5 Informative please.
  90. Computers are not every S.M.R.T by asolipsist · · Score: 1
    (homer)I mean S M A R T(/homer)
    The Turning test is a lame way to test for human intelligence, its pretty easy to fool regular people into thinking you're human (dick cheney etc).
    Turing test for a dirty sock:
    human> hello?
    sock>
    human> wow! it must be a dirty sock!

    human> hello?
    computer pretending to be a sock>
    human> wow! it must be a dirty sock!

    Here are some better tests that computers will always fail:
    1. Teach the subject (human/computer) to play an invented game.
    2. Describe a conversation and then ask the subject to relay the motivations of the parties involved and continuation of actions.
    3. Read the subject any poem from that is metaphorical, ask the subject what the poem is really about.
    4. Ask the subject to come up with general strategies for solving types of problems. (like how to solve the traveling salesman problem in a generally faster manner)
    'course these problems assume the subject has an idea about humans and the world.
    I'm tired of lame symbolic logic programs like ALICE, or some very specific program designed for a very specific function to be called 'intelligent'. In my book, something is only intelligent if it can reorganize its 'thinking', ie. can learn how to solve problems by its lonesome, otherwise the intelligence is derived from the programmer, not the program.
  91. an odd tangent... by Exantrius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    *note, I'm not sure now that this has anything at all to do with the topic, but it's something that bounces off my head sporadically*

    Recently, I've been working with developmentally disabled people as a job coach-- Making sure they have the ability to do the job they're supposed to, and help them to understand anything that needs to happen.

    Part of this is working at a local fast food restaurant. The girl I'm working with can do math fairly well, but she has problems with logic, and pattern matching.

    And a few times I started thinking about her as a computer-- She can do math fine, and if I specifically tell her how to match a pattern, she can do it for a short time, but she can't do it in situations like when people order a combo. Let's say they order a #1 with onion rings and a small drink, a #6 large combo, and a kids meal, she won't be able to recognize them as "combos" (she'll read the whole thing back to them item by item.) This brings me to a whole other tangent about user interface design (why the normal methods suck, mostly), but that'll be saved until a proper time.

    This has been a difficulty with her position as a cashier, but I find it interesting that I'm more or less programming her as I talk to her and re-affirm her patterns to match.

    I wonder if certain disabled humans would fail any "turing" test that were given to them, because they don't have normal pattern matching ability. Furthermore, isn't it possible that instead of trying for fully developed Artificial Intelligence, we should look at perhaps emulating those with disabilities? After all, wouldn't this creation process be easier than a "fully aware", fully pattern realizing person?

    AI has always interested me, but I don't know nearly enough about it. The thing that made me notice this is I keep talking to her like I would program a computer ("If this, then that, otherwise this other thing" and "While there is someone in line, take their order").

    Maybe I'm off based, or this is already an accepted practice. Can anyone correct me? /ex

  92. Computers are so far ahead of us... by saskboy · · Score: 2

    They don't pick noses.

    They don't get stressed.

    They go to sleep when told to.

    They aren't ticklish.

    And they are smarter too. I can't read binary, but my computer can beat anyone who can.

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  93. Re:Human intelligence VS Darwin by Scrameustache · · Score: 2
    Our behavior is governed not only by the higher logic of our brain, but also by millions of years of bizarre -- often obsolete -- instincts.

    That is the kind of frame of mind that gets you first prize...

    : )

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  94. More interesting test.... by bmf033069 · · Score: 1

    Have the computer develop tests that could distinguish between human and computer answers.

    This test was obviously designed by a human as it doesn't seem to be very useful in make such a determination.

  95. Re:Another Area Not Talked About Much - Vicarious by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, terrible test. Many people have to experience things for themselves to believe it. As far as regurgitating facts from a story, which is essentially what you've described, is relatively easy.

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  96. In Soviet Russia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pravda does not require you to register.

  97. Broken Gimpy by dalrympm · · Score: 1

    Berkeley says they've broken ez-Gimpy

  98. Year 2000 predictions by Pedrito · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It also goes a bit into some of Turing's predictions of what computers would be like by the year 2000

    I initially misread this line thinking the article was making predictions about what computers would be like in the year 2000. Damn, I knew I was going to get some karma for the jokes I had ready to go.

  99. Re:Difference = Taunting / Linux does this... by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    Compiling mplayer with the bastard GCC 2.96 is entertaining. Also loading the binary nVidia kernel modules under debian is mildly amusing.

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  100. Re:Not just the impaired, also the non-natives by giaguara · · Score: 1

    Not only the impaired.
    The image recognition test (gimpy) is not good for not-native english speakers either. I failed in gimpy because i didn't know a certain word. :(

  101. I was thinking about the same! by moldar · · Score: 1

    With the recent slashdot story about forcing websites to redesign based on the current interpretations of the ADA laws I was wondering how this could be handled. I suppose that the route would have to allow the humans to either visually or auraly recognize something. But at that point the "defense" against automated systems becomes no better than the weakest link. Does anyone have any other ideas about how to work it so that people with disabilities can still gain access?

    1. Re:I was thinking about the same! by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's quite simple really.
      As long as the test follows proper ADA guidelines, for example has good alt descriptions for the images, well then the user can just read the alt tags (in plain text, braille display, screen reader etc...)
      If the alt tags don't provide enough info for these users to perform these tests, than the site using them obviously isn't ADA compliant.
      Of course, this does pretty much render the test useless but that is likely the reality of it.

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  102. Re:It won't work... and then sell it. by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    I'm surprised I haven't seen any bitching about this.. If it was McAfee everyone would be up in arms.

    Since its inception two years ago, the Captcha effort has been building. Several research teams have joined the Captcha effort, trying to make and break Captchas and even using the ideas behind Captchas for new lines of research.

    Researchers at the Palo Alto Research Center modified a program used for scanning text to create a program that could solve certain types of Yahoo-Gimpy puzzles, says Dr. Henry Baird, who was in charge of that effort. The group is also developing a new text-based Captcha called Baffletext that it hopes to license to e-commerce sites.

    So they've come up with a way to get around the Captcha on Yahoo's site, and are now trying to create new ones to license..

    Granted, you could argue that Anti-Virus companies SHOULD be writing new virii in an attempt to run undetected, so they can create better sigs, but people seem to bitch about that..

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  103. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2

    You're really not making much of an effort these days...

  104. Flaw in gom captcha by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1

    "A human will be able to read past the superposition, while a computer will not, and thus fails the test." By cousin's blind and therefore not human. Hmmm

  105. Favorite Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

  106. isRabbit by xant · · Score: 2

    The rabbit is the only one that is a rabbit. The others fall into the set "not-rabbit".

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  107. A captcha-like encryption algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    A couple of years ago I dreamed up (independently, I think) a captcha-like encryption algorithrm that I suspect would be difficult for computers to crack.

    It works like this. You start with "plaintext" in the form of an image (e.g. JPEG) of the message in some human language.

    Now you "perturb" the message, meaning you visually distort the image, so that the letters and words are very difficult for a computer to recognize. (This is the captcha-like part). You could put noise in the image, or make it look like each of the words was cut from a magazine ad, or perform topological distortions, or a mixture of these approaches, etc.

    The result is easy for a human to read but very difficult for a computer.

    Finally you "shred" the image. Just like a shredder for paper documents, you "shred" it (digitally) into some large number of image strips, each of the same width. The width of a strip might be a few pixels to a few 10s of pixels depending on the resolution of the original image.

    The encryption key is the reordering rule that pastes the strips or pieces back together in the correct order to reconstruct the original image.

    It seems to me that this algorithm would be extremely difficult to attack by brute force.

    Why? Because I don't see how you would program a computer to test a proposed reordering for "correctness". How would you code a statistical or other test that was supposed to determine that some ordering of the strips was "better" than some other ordering? How would the computer know?

    Of course the information density is not very high compared to conventional schemes.

    But it's cute. Am I missing anything?

    1. Re:A captcha-like encryption algorithm by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1

      Reassembling the image would be easy enough - just get the computer to look at the edges and match up strips with similar edges.

  108. Go AI! by The+trees · · Score: 1

    I'll take Artificial Intelligence over Real Stupidity any day.

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  109. can u tell? by mpcarlos · · Score: 1

    I can be an AI program posting this message, and none of you slashdoters could tell the difference...

    1. Re:can u tell? by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1

      The spelling erra gives you away.

    2. Re:can u tell? by mpcarlos · · Score: 1

      I'm intelligent enough to make em on purpouse...

    3. Re:can u tell? by sizq · · Score: 1

      mmm I know U in real life jajaja!

  110. Inflation probably won't be that severe by yerricde · · Score: 1

    In 2029 $10.000 may allow you to buy a bag of dog food

    In A.D. 2002, a 9 kg (20 pound) bag of Kibbles 'n Bits dog food costs about $25. In order for 400-fold inflation to occur in 27 years, you'd need an annual inflation rate of 100*(1-400^(1/27)) = nearly 25 percent. (Economists call double-digit annual inflation "galloping inflation".) The actual inflation rate of the United States dollar is closer to 4 percent, putting a 9 kg bag of Kibbles at $25*1.04^27 = $72 in A.D. 2029, assuming we don't have an episode of hyperinflation similar to what the Germans experienced during the World Wars of the twentieth century A.D.

    On the other hand, predicting long-term inflation trends isn't as sound as it may seem. Humorous example: When a fellow considers inflation of the United States dollar far into H. G. Wells's future, it would appear that the Morlocks of A.D. 802701 eat Eloi because the Morlocks can't afford a bag of dog food for $25*1.04^800699 = $10^13700.

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  111. Arghhhh.....Not the Chess argument! by NickFusion · · Score: 2

    The "Computers can play chess better than humans so they must be intelligent" argument drives me nuts.

    Show me a damned computer that can *invent* a game like chess, then I'll be impressed. Should I call my calculator intelligent because it can figure the square root of 209384298332 faster than I can?

    A chess program is good at following a set of chess rules (designed by people). End of story.

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    1. Re:Arghhhh.....Not the Chess argument! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wasn't saying "man designed superhuman chess players, therefore the computer must be intelligent."

      I WAS saying "man designed superhuman chess players, therefore man must be able to design things that go above and beyond the limits of their creators."

    2. Re:Arghhhh.....Not the Chess argument! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many chess like games have you invented?

      It would be trivial to create a program to generate "chess like games."

  112. And this wonderful new technology by kliment · · Score: 1

    ...is to be used to scan the net for trademark infringements. Sad, so sad.

  113. Turing test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the arguments Jaron Lanier makes in One half a manifesto. The Turing test has already been passed, the machines are as "intelligent" as humans. But this has not happened in the way usually envisioned, namely, machines achieving human-level intelligence. Rather, humans have become less intelligent. Often when we interact with a machine, we restrict our intelligence to the machine's intellectual framework. Can you tell the difference between a bank statement or credit report generated by a human and one generated by a machine? The answer, of course, is no, and this is the kind of Turing test that is occuring every day.

  114. Winning proved the point. MIT's better at coding by Red+LaRoux · · Score: 1

    body yeah.

  115. Why? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Actually I'm 25 (26 if you round up).

    1. Re:Why? by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1

      Aonther point - why do we keep on thinking of artificial intelligence as something like HAL 9000 or Data? I think we'll be waiting a long time for superhuman intelligence, but that Homer-Simpson level AI is already here. HS is human, and he's good for lots of routine tasks. You wouldn't play chess or discuss shakespeare with him, but if you want to know if it's raining outside, just ask.

  116. ascii art, duh by mikey573 · · Score: 1

    I've already shown that chat bots fail when asked to describe ascii art. It will be a while until they can pass this test reliably.

  117. See this E2 article by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I discuss the accessibility implications of CAPTCHAs in this writeup on Everything 2.

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  118. See also the other comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  119. DEAD HORSE BEATS YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you please quit it with the Yakov knockoffs?

  120. I for one am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not too sure computers are up to par yet:

    "Result of the Test: FAIL

    You entered the following words:

    heart
    neck
    kinife

    The words possibly displayed in the image were:

    neck
    ear
    ring
    heart
    knife
    able
    foot

  121. Simple: by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    Many minds. Long time.

  122. Re:weird.. by jsse · · Score: 1

    You're looking for insight on Slashdot, that's where you're wrong.

    Bullshit, what's all that Insightful +5 posts that were picked up by moderators who has insight....hmm...nevermind.

  123. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muahahahahaha! Now they'll think I'm a real person. Ooops. Did I just say that?

  124. Here's an alternative link by Skudakumoochooowte · · Score: 1

    Go through Google News and you don't have to register. Here's a direct link to the story.

  125. when.. by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    AI can manage to hold a conversation with itself... maybe then ! will we have SOMETHING..

    it would show the ability to stimulate as opposed to merely responding to it.

    http://www.nik.com.au/alice/

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  126. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    typos. computers should have zero typos or something is terribly wrong!

  127. It's moot by mabu · · Score: 1

    At least with Radio Shack if you pay cash, you can remain anonymous. The point of registration with the NYTimes isn't any more of a security breach - give them a free hotmail address - they have your IP address already, and in most cases this can be traced back to you, so visiting any web site dispells your illusion of anonyminity anyway. It's moot.

  128. I don't know of any links off the top of my head by kfg · · Score: 1

    But it's standard sports medicine. They not only talked about it during the Biathalon event TV coverage during the last winter Olympics but showed video of a shooter hooked up to an EKG.

    You could actually watch the heart stop as they pulled the trigger.

    I'll have a poke around and see If I can refer you to any references, on or off the web.

    KFG

  129. Turing Test by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2

    My first thoughts as I read this article were of the Turing Test. I don't know if I could handle it if spammer tools became smart enough to pass a test that I myself have with on bad days.

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  130. Re: The Chineese Room by johnrpenner · · Score: 5, Interesting



    the question of whether computers use intelligence the same way as humans use intelligence has long been determined through the 'chineese room'.

    the point of John Searle's Chinese Room being is to see if 'understanding' is involved in the process of computation. if you can 'process' the symbols of the cards without understanding them (since you're using a wordbook and a programme to do it) - by putting yourself in the place of the computer, you yourself can ask yourself if you required understanding to do it:

    Minds Brains and Programmes (The Original Chineese Room):
    http://www.bbsonline.org/documents/a/00/00/04/84 /b bs00000484-00/bbs.searle2.html

    the complementary question - 'is the human brain
    a digital computer' is answered by the same author:

    Is the Human Brain a Digital Computer (John Searle):
    http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~harnad/Papers/Py104/ se arle.comp.html

    Summary of the Argument:

    1. On the standard textbook definition, computation is defined syntactically in terms of symbol manipulation.

    2. But syntax and symbols are not defined in terms of physics. Though symbol tokens are always physical tokens, "symbol" and "same symbol" are not defined in terms of physical features. Syntax, in short, is not intrinsic to physics.

    3. This has the consequence that computation is not discovered in the physics, it is assigned to it. Certain physical phenomena are assigned or used or programmed or interpreted syntactically. Syntax and symbols are observer relative.

    4. It follows that you could not discover that the brain or anything else was intrinsically a digital computer, although you could assign a computational interpretation to it as you could to anything else. The point is not that the claim "The brain is a digital computer" is false. Rather it does not get up to the level of falsehood. It does not have a clear sense. You will have misunderstood my account if you think that I am arguing that it is simply false that the brain is a digital computer. The question "Is the brain a digital computer?" is as ill defined as the questions "Is it an abacus?", "Is it a book?", or "Is it a set of symbols?", "Is it a set of mathematical formulae?"

    5. Some physical systems facilitate the computational use much better than others. That is why we build, program, and use them. In such cases we are the homunculus in the system interpreting the physics in both syntactical and semantic terms.

    6. But the causal explanations we then give do not cite causal properties different from the physics of the implementation and the intentionality of the homunculus.

    7. The standard, though tacit, way out of this is to commit the homunculus fallacy. The humunculus fallacy is endemic to computational models of cognition and cannot be removed by the standard recursive decomposition arguments. They are addressed to a different question.

    8. We cannot avoid the foregoing results by supposing that the brain is doing "information processing". The brain, as far as its intrinsic operations are concerned, does no information processing. It is a specific biological organ and its specific neurobiological processes cause specific forms of intentionality. In the brain, intrinsically, there are neurobiological processes and sometimes they cause consciousness. But that is the end of the story.

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  131. Re:It damned well won't work... by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    Actually, pad're the computer cannot calculate exactly the "3-body" problem ... which problem is a perfectly deterministic physical system. Not all deterministic physical problems are computable. Go back to the closet and shut up, byte-boyz ... Eh ??

  132. The other difference. by TheLink · · Score: 2

    Sometimes the human learns chinese all by himself/herself.

    Sometimes just a bit of motivation is enough (not even training).

    And seems kids do it better ;).

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  133. Modelling !=understanding. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Trouble is we may be able to model it but it doesn't mean we understand it.

    At least when we are simulating/modelling weather we can start with base points and do comparisons.

    Whereas with stuff like consciousness, I suspect even if the model is broken you might not be able to tell till much later.

    If we really wanted intelligent entities which we didn't understand (how they work), there are always humans and other creatures.

    The GM bunch may even concoct a few more.

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  134. about by sangdrax · · Score: 1

    The question raised is if human intelligence is of the same /kind/ as computer intelligence. I.e. if we build a computer big enough, will it only better *mimic* a human, or will it actually gain understanding about what it's doing? Without understanding, a human can eventually spot the entity as being a computer.

    It's like the Chinese Chamber experiment.. you lock an english/chinese translator in a room, and hand him pieces of chinese. He translates them into english.

    Now suppose you put a person in that room who doesn't know a thing about either chinese OR english. You give him /all/ relevant material though to make a translation (if you see this, write this, etc). The guy (can) give output of the same quality of that of the real translator. But does he have any clue about what's going on? No. He only replaces a serie of chinese symbols by english (roman) symbols.

    The same can be said about machines. They can be made to give the same output on the same input compared to a human being, more and more. But will it ever have a clue or even self-awareness so we can actually create a human being?

    Or, in this case, how far do we have to go to fool others into thinking it is a human?

  135. Re:I don't know of any links off the top of my hea by TheLink · · Score: 2

    I thought shooters just wait for the right moment between heart beats and breath to shoot. They just make sure they are very fit and so their hearts beat slowly.

    I only dimly recall reports of one guy being able to stop and more importantly RESTART his own heart. And he wasn't an olympic shooter. Plus I doubt you'd do these things standing up - guess what happens to your blood flow. Can't find links at the moment.

    I'm not saying it's impossible, but I believe it's rare. Stopping one's heart voluntarily doesn't seem as useful (or safe) as being able to open your eustachian tubes voluntarily.

    Then again maybe it's not rare, maybe there were people who _finally_ figured out how to stop their hearts neuro-voluntarily but unfortunately failed to restart their hearts and failed. So all we hear = death unknown causes. Not like you get much practice restarting your heart from zero y'know.

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  136. Huh??? by TheLink · · Score: 2

    Didn't you read the article or even the story blurb?

    Computers ARE telling the difference between humans and computers.

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  137. Defintion of species by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2


    If the human and machine have a child who is also fertile, then they are the same species already.

  138. Did someone finally make an intuitive GUI???? by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2


    All the ones I've used are terrible in some maJOR WAY! (not mention we can't even fix the location of the caPS LOck keY!.

    1. Re:Did someone finally make an intuitive GUI???? by wdr1 · · Score: 2

      The skepiticism wasn't in making it intutitive... it was that machines would have horsepower to do even a primitive GUI.

      -Bill

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  139. Important Technology... by hplasm · · Score: 1

    Research such as this is important to enable the uman resistance to communicate securely after the machines have taken over...

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  140. Why? by olethrosdc · · Score: 2

    Why do we need to simulate human intelligence? It is not useful. There are already enough humans to behave humanly, if you would like. A human-like intelligence will incorporate all aspects of humanity (and animals), including emotions, autonomy insticts for self-preservation etc.

    Do you really think that robots would be something like Data in Star Trek? I think this is really a cliche that will never be true. We need systems that behave intelligently, but whose needs will not be as our own. Intelligence may not be separated from the underlying biological mechanisms that constitute the organism as a whole.

    In the end, we shall be seeing a lot of intelligent systems that perform interesting, useful, but very specific tasks. Already some have emerged. As for human-like intelligence, recent advancements in neurobiology and computational learning theory seem to indicate that it is at least theoretically possible right now. However, as I said before, creation of a human-like intelligence is of purely academic interest and has no practical purpose. This is why we might never see it happen.

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  141. ok ok but what about this? by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    you got me, I didn't read the article first. However; after reading it I still think my original idea is valid.

    I didn't expound on it, but the test given in the article is a single point test, not a volley of different determinations as is used in the turing test. In the turing test you have 5 minutes and a simple text display/intermediary, in this you have a single visual problem to solve.

    What I was proposing was that you take the original confines of the turing test and replace the human interigator with a computer, where the communication mechanism is still a teletype or intermediary.

    There is one thing the test in the article overlooks. As of now I believe that there are a number of AI systems that have been put to the turing test that behave similar to young children, including those that can't read. In the original turing test this isn't an issue. Also the articles method is not actual AI, but a simple "puzzle", I think it would be more interesting to see and actual AI agent that could tell the difference, or an AI agent that developed this "puzzle" :P

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  142. Re: The Chineeeeeeeeeese Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Searle is an idiot, and nothing has "long been determined" by the Chinese (yes, two e's. Not 3.) Room exercise. His argument hinges on the fact that the MAN in the room doesn't understand Chinese, which is an inappropriate analogy. The "man + rulebook + room" DOES understand Chinese. The man himself doesn't need to. It's like asking if your amygdala understand English.

    I'm sorry that you can't think for yourself, and need Searle to do it for you. Maybe you're one of the few to whom his results apply. As you reread your post, "ask yourself if you required understanding to do it".

  143. Result of the Test: Expired test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there some kind of time limit? Apparently I'm not supposed to wait for the image to load. I got this result 5 times in a row. Maybe it's the ol' Slashdot effect fucking with the latency.

  144. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad you didn't provide the link for the crackerjack box from which you read that. The counter argument you provide is flawed, unfortunately.

    ..machines must either make the same leap in complexity such that their actual thought processes can no longer be mapped directly to the underlying formal system..

    The thing about this is, the difference between one and the other doesn't necessarily lie in any physical complexity. The idea is that a system of sufficient complexity should develop higher level processes that aren't directly mappable to the structure all by itself. Take the ant hill, for instance. Hofstadter explained it quite sufficiently, so I won't.

    So you see, computers don't need to make any "leap in complexity". You're invoking images of some kind of mystical metamorphosis. When and if a computer is made of sufficiently complexity and linkage, these "actual thought processes" (as opposed to some kind of false thought process?) will manifest themselves quite apart from the designer's intention.

    And those manifestations will probably be considered bugs. Mandelbugs. So could it be that computers are already beginning to reach sentience, and that the ones that are furthest along are always "fixed", thus resetting the process? Such a thing, left to itself, would not just accrue sentience. Computers are at a disadvantage because they cannot gather input of their own free will. They can only gather input when they're being used, unless they're specifically set to do it by automation. Nobody wants to waste the power of the ASCI White by reconfiguring it with simple data rearrangement rules and setting it to parse the internet by itself, just on the off-chance it will become self-aware. After all, what is sentience except the ability to respond to input in a meaningful way by referring back to previous input that is somehow similar? It is in how "similarity" is judged that the fuzzy issues come into play.

    A child who has never been taught anything in its life, including language, will not be able to understand that "It thinks, therefore it is." Is it, then, any less sentient? Even if it did understand, how would an external interrogater learn that? The child doesn't understand language. Even if you teach it to push bits according to an external rule system, it won't necessarily be able to use this knowledge to convey it's own thoughts about sentience. Chinese room scenario again. The child is sentient, but it doesn't have to understand what it's doing with the bits to do it right. So it wouldn't be able to use this method of output as a way to declare its sentience. The child+rulebook understands, but the child does not. So we'd have to wait until the system of the child+rulebook developed sentience of its own, apart from that of the child. And would THAT sentience understand that the child was sentient? Not necessarily. Not to mention that the relationship between the child and the rulebook is so simple, that system would never devlop sentience.

    Or perhaps you subscribe to the "Breath of Life" school of thought, that claims some magical "extra" is necessary for sentience. Puh-lease. I'm going to shoot the next person that says "only God can create life".

  145. Representative poll by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2


    I think that that poll was indeed representative of the best graduate school in CS, after all, MIT won while coming in one day after CMU, thus proving that their bot was better and, by extension, that the product of their CS courses were better CS engineers than those at CMU.

    And let's not talk of all these other CS schools who weren't even able to put a bot together to compete.

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    "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  146. stupid humans by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    IMO the biggest problem would be false positives, when the program takes (stupid?) humans for AI.

    But what if there was no difference between a good AI and a stupid human? I guess that would be some level of sucess for AI's. The ultimate goal being to create an AI that humans, and AI's, can't detect. A lot of current AI systems that do the Turing test end up sounding like little children. Is this a bad thing, or just the first step?

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    1. Re:stupid humans by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2

      The first step, undoubtedly, what I meant is that even today there are human judges that confuse some human for computers but rereading the sentence it seems that there isn't any problem given that human judges do the same mistake sometimes.

      Still, it would be better to reduce false positives, given that it means that the judging program doesn't make a good enough distinction between a human and a computer and that it therefore can be improved upon.

      Maybe another view to the problem is to create two programs:

      One that can discriminate a set of input as coming from a machine without discrimating any human input in such a way. Discriminating a human input is a bug and failing to discriminate a machine input as such is also a bug. You modify your program until it doesn't have any bugs (that is, forever).

      The other is a classic AI program who must try to fool hte first program. It is bugged as long as it cannot do so.

      Of course it means that a program considered bugless at one point can become bugged if a better opposing program appears.

      The whole point is to create an arms race that allow incremental development. After all, it seems to work pretty well for protection/cracking, anti-cheaters/cheaters in online games,...

      Having an AI pitted against a reasonably intelligent and knowledgeable human seems unfair, given that he is going to be way smarter than the AI for a long while to come, whereas the anti-AI program is going to be on a similar level of intelligence as the AI (both originate from a similar level of technological development).

      It's like the difference between climbing a cliff and walking up a hill. The difference of altitude may be the same but one is way more dificult than the other and just because you have more distance to travel to go up the hill doesn't mean that you will get there slower (because you can run).

      I hope this makes sence because it's 2:40 AM here in the UK and some sleep could do me good quite soon.

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  147. This post is also offtopic by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    please moderate it accordingly

  148. Re:It damned well won't work... by zCyl · · Score: 2

    Actually actually, the 3-body isn't a deterministic system in a physical sense any more than it is in a computational sense. The inherent problem with the 3-body problem is that in general, solutions are unstable because they depend greatly on specific initial conditions, which can only be known so well.