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Sanyo Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot

Fooferaw writes "From the Sanyo web site: Sanyo and smaller tmsuk announce the next version of their "Banryu" home robot shaped somewhat like a dragon (it has the shiny curves of an AIBO, IMO). The Banryu can walk 15m/min., hear, sense in the infrared, and apparently "smell" a fire in the home. It even transmit real-time video." Corrected: The title initially said Sharp...I must have Zaurus on the brain.

205 comments

  1. So... by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1
    So basically its a smoke detector with legs? I'd rather have something that could at least double as a fire extinguisher... Motion sensors could be useful in something like this too...

    btw: First post, w00t

    1. Re:So... by rat7307 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd rather have something that could at least double as a fire extinguisher..

      Could it be rigged to cock it leg over the fire??? :-)

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    2. Re:So... by rat7307 · · Score: 2

      Urk...

      </i> dammit

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  2. kinda like my dog. by Penguinoflight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He can sense fire, scare intruders, run about 15m per SECOND, he's still working on the real time video... Really, this is a cool gadget, but who needs it?

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    1. Re:kinda like my dog. by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      I think you misread the speed. Thats per minute. The damn things pretty slow.

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    2. Re:kinda like my dog. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I think you misread the subject of his post. He's talking about his dog.

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    3. Re:kinda like my dog. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      shaped somewhat like a dragon (it has the shiny curves of an AIBO, IMO). The Banryu can walk 15m/min., hear, sense in the infrared, and apparently "smell" a fire in the home. It even transmit real-time video."

      He can sense fire, scare intruders, run about 15m per SECOND, he's still working on the real time video... Really, this is a cool gadget, but who needs it?

      Who needs Legos PC cases?

      Who needs case mods?

      Who needs overclocking with liquid nitrogen?

      Who needs a PDA with Linux?

      YOU do! Now get out there and get busy! Start by imagining a beowulf cluster of these things and proceed to make them do things unnatural to their original design (i.e. have it go down the street for pizza while you're sitting here reading slashdot) Maybe make it walk your dog for you. Make it talk like Yoda! Endless are the possibilities!

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    4. Re:kinda like my dog. by Gluteus+Minimus · · Score: 2, Funny

      No prob.. just attach one of those X10 cams to its collar.

      ...

      On second thought, don't. I just got a mental cam image of the dog licking itself.

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    5. Re:kinda like my dog. by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      Kinda like a really old, hard of hearing dog.

      I wouldn't try to hack this thing and arm him like Robocop, but what the hell, I'd let one roam my house and report on abmnormalities. I'll give $100... or is that 10,000 yen?

    6. Re:kinda like my dog. by Reggie+Funk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah but this thing won't sh*t on your carpet or bark while you're trying to sleep. Can you tell I don't like dogs?

    7. Re:kinda like my dog. by Herkum01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      imagining a beowulf cluster of these things

      When I read this I just could not help but picture one, "Plugging" its male adapter into the other ones female adapter, doggy style. I wonder if this what they ment by cluster fuck!

    8. Re:kinda like my dog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Experienced in talking like Yoda you are not. Endless the possibilities are.

    9. Re:kinda like my dog. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Start by imagining a beowulf cluster of these things...

      You forgot to mention that by taking these steps, you will find 3. Profit!!!

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    10. Re:kinda like my dog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you numskull shithead. how did a fucking moron like you ever achieve a +1 posting bonus?

    11. Re:kinda like my dog. by xipperhead · · Score: 1

      More like a walking smoke detector - do people really have money to burn? If so, send me some. xipperhead.com

  3. Sharp or Sanyo by Syn+Ack · · Score: 4, Informative


    Hrm, why does the headline read Sharp but the product is from Sanyo?

    1. Re:Sharp or Sanyo by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I submitted this story a few days ago, and since my last name is Sharp, maybe... :^)

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    2. Re:Sharp or Sanyo by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Matsushita zaibatsu owns them both?

  4. Must have "Critic" Reference: by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robocop: "Freeze dirtbag."

    Criminal claps

    *Robocop powers off*

    Criminal claps

    Robocop: "Please don't do that.."

    1. Re:Must have "Critic" Reference: by msobkow · · Score: 2

      But does it squeal like an outraged pig after falling down the stairs like ED-209? Is it smart enough to crush it's remote after you've armed it? And most importantly, does it run Linux? (After all, if it's another WinCrap partnership you just know it's just going to stare at you with lifeless blue eyes blinking "BSOD" when you need it most!)

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  5. Danny Dunn.... by namespan · · Score: 2

    Dragon, nothin'. I want the "dragonFLY" from Danny Dunn, invisible boy. Even without the haptic feedback, I'd be happy. At this point, remote audio surveillance seems like the best strategy for relationships in my life...

    (*bitter sigh*)

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    1. Re:Danny Dunn.... by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      You could build it out of a dragan fly and have almost all the same benefits.

      Be sure to check out the movie files there of this toy in action! Think geek should be a reseller.

    2. Re:Danny Dunn.... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Owwww...THAT reference dredged up a really old memory.

      In retrospect, you know that boys his age would've tried to use the thing to peek into girls' dressing rooms...

  6. Easily foiled by serps · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long before the Japanese Yakuza start selling robotic Steve Irwins to disable them?

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  7. Deus Aibo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The trick is to walk slowly behind them or use EMP grenades

    1. Re:Deus Aibo by coryboehne · · Score: 2

      Forget how to kill it, the real question is what do you call a group of these: a pack, a flock, or a Beowulf cluster???? (Last option should possibly be renamed Beodragoon cluster?)

    2. Re:Deus Aibo by hyoo · · Score: 2

      Don't forget the GEP gun.

    3. Re:Deus Aibo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thief: Is that 20 rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

      GEP Aibo: Both! *grin*

  8. KIDS!! by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    All that open gearing and interior access is just begging for kids and crumbs and small parts and a high maintenance life....

    Yeah, not something I am buying....

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    1. Re:KIDS!! by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      I imagine their target audience does not include households with kids / sticky fingers / biscuits - i would hope not anyway! :)

  9. Not Practical for Security Use? by Rob.Mathers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Although the press release was not specific on exactly what sort of home security functions it would perform, I would think that it's speed would limit it's use. A 15 m per minute (.9 km/h) could easily be out walked by even the most unfit of people. This would seem to make it fairly useless in any sort of roving intruder detection system.

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    1. Re:Not Practical for Security Use? by spoco2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly, after seeing this on the news last week, I was less than impressed by the speed of it...

      Robot: "WOOF!"
      Thief: "Oh crap! A robot dog!"
      *Robot dog slowly lumbers towards intruder, looking more like a drunk and invalid spider with half its legs than a scary intruder deterant*
      T: "Oh... is that all you've got... so if I walk over... like... here... I would loose you..."
      R: "WOOF!"
      T: "I'll just be in the other room if you can be bothered walking through"
      R: "Wimper..."

    2. Re:Not Practical for Security Use? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Are these like the robots used in Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, where they carry needles and kill people who read books?

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    3. Re:Not Practical for Security Use? by mikerich · · Score: 2
      Although the press release was not specific on exactly what sort of home security functions it would perform, I would think that it's speed would limit it's use. A 15 m per minute (.9 km/h) could easily be out walked by even the most unfit of people. This would seem to make it fairly useless in any sort of roving intruder detection system.

      Hmmm not entirely; it would deter AIBOs from breaking and entering.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    4. Re:Not Practical for Security Use? by andrewski · · Score: 1

      In the average apartment home in Japan, this is actually fast enough to do a few laps in a minute.

  10. ...but? by Chester+K · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it push Grandma down the stairs? Grandma needs to be protected!

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    1. Re:...but? by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      What are you saying! please stop I don't like it.

      are you there chester K?

      PAK CHOOIE UNF.

    2. Re:...but? by Picass0 · · Score: 2

      Grandma knows the terrible secret of space?

  11. Very effective. by Arethan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I imagine that the shiny lizard-like shape intimidates burglars, making them want to run away.

    Please... This has got to be one of the lamest gadgets I've ever heard of. You'll get better performance out of a few well placed web cams, some infrared motion detectors, and a smoke alarm or two. At least then you won't have to worry about the batteries wearing down every other day.

    "Burnt smell"... hehe, that sounds real technical. Oh well. It's their money they dumped into R&D. I suppose they'll have to learn for themselves that the consumer market for such a device isn't large enough to sustain production.

    1. Re:Very effective. by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please... This has got to be one of the lamest gadgets I've ever heard of. You'll get better performance out of a few well placed web cams, some infrared motion detectors, and a smoke alarm or two. At least then you won't have to worry about the batteries wearing down every other day.

      Yes, but what it lacks in actual usefulness it makes up for in being sooo cute!

    2. Re:Very effective. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      The prototype run is only 50 or so units. And at $15,000 or so, I'm not surprised. (And feeding it Aibos could get really expensive!)

      I'll just settle for my 486/66 and a reed switch to handle break-ins (apartment, one door) and my smoke detector for fires. (To the people who expressed interest in where I live, I converted the 486 to Linux yesterday. You too slow! :^)

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    3. Re:Very effective. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hell, this thing can do 1 thing I can't... SMELL.

      I was blessed/cursed with a lack of smell. One day a PC started smoking in my room and I had no idea until the smoke alarm went off on the other side of the house (the one on my side was being replaced).

      Now if only they could add instrumentation to this thing to smell old-clothes, shoes that walked in dog sh!t, etc I will no longer be handicapped.

  12. Watchout Brinks by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon to be upgraded with 2000 degree centrigrade flamethrower plus optional napalm pack! Now that's secure. Until you come home from cheating on yer wife and try to sneak in.

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    1. Re:Watchout Brinks by Luggage · · Score: 1

      Not only intimidating, it also fully validates the presence of a smoke detector on it. So that after it's just set half the house ablaze, you know it.

    2. Re:Watchout Brinks by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1

      How bout a railgun? One would think that would make the average criminal think twice about jacking your stereo. On the downside, it would drain the batteries pretty quick. A chaingun wouldn't be bad either, except then you have the ammo storage problem. And yes, I have been playing WAY too much Quake lately.

    3. Re:Watchout Brinks by meknapp · · Score: 1

      hmm. I wonder what kind of feedback loop that would send it into?

      intruder! burn it!
      fire! put it out!
      intruder! burn it!
      fire! put it out!
      intruder! burn it!
      fire! put it out! ...

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  13. Robo-cup? by Slurpee · · Score: 1

    Love to see these in Robo-cup.

    Either against the Sony Dogs, or on their own.

    Sharp VS Sony.

    nice.

    1. Re:Robo-cup? by Slurpee · · Score: 1


      Sharp VS Sony.


      oops. Should be Sanyo VS Sony.

      Sharp posted the story.

      damn corporate politics are hard to work out!

  14. Smokers by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2

    With the sensor the robot will be able to detect "burnt scent" which is known to occur in the atmosphere preceding a fire.

    Oh, boy... I hope it's a bit smarter than simply "smelling" something burning (detecting smoke in teh aair).

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    1. Re:Smokers by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hope so too, considering:
      -Smoke rises
      -The thing is 700mm tall (~28 inches)
      -My bed is about the same height or higher
      So if I'm in bed (you'd think I would be if I'm having this thing patrol my house, but then again it probably makes a lot of noise) I'll be dead of smoke inhalation before its warnings go off if it didn't detect more than just a high concentration of smoke.

      And speaking of its dimensions, did anyone else notice how big this thing is? A meter long, and almost as tall and wide. A lot of people are making fun of the "home security" concept but given a threatening posture, its size, and composition (its a goddamn robot), it may be more effective at scaring off burglars than one might think (though there are definitely some serious questions remaining there). My question is, whats to stop the burglars from stealing this really novel (read: expensive) looking piece of equipment?

    2. Re:Smokers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROBOT: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

    3. Re:Smokers by BlueGecko · · Score: 2
      My question is, whats to stop the burglars from stealing this really novel (read: expensive) looking piece of equipment?
      Does it run Windows? Perhaps it will give a very novel meaning to "Bluescreen of Death."
    4. Re:Smokers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is, whats to stop the burglars from stealing this really novel (read: expensive) looking piece of equipment?

      At nearly 90 pounds, I'd think that would be a deterrent in itself.

    5. Re:Smokers by MrResistor · · Score: 2

      A meter long, and almost as tall and wide...there are definitely some serious questions remaining there

      Yeah, like "how does it get through doors?"

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  15. Smoke detector by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    They forgot to mention the reason it has a smoke detector: like any good robotic dragon it is equipped with some "glands" that basically make, well...

    Napalm, son.

  16. Colors by bpb213 · · Score: 1

    Does the two colors mean that it comes in 27 and 49mhz version?

    (obvious to anyone who has a normal tyco or similar RC Car)

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  17. Finally! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2

    A robot that can say "Danger, Will Robinson" and actually mean it!

  18. Security? Bah! by edhall · · Score: 1

    I want something with genuine firepower. Not something that attempts to overcome burglars by giving them a case of the giggles.

    -Ed
    1. Re:Security? Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what good is this thing if it can't wipe out intruders?

      The bot could wait in the kitchen for when "they" go for a midnight snack. ;)

    2. Re:Security? Bah! by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, those Japanese are so unimaginative. They could have at least mounted a 50,000 Volts taser in its mouth, for a bite that will sting. I can see it before my eyes ...

      Burglar breaks window, enters house.

      Robot dog (metallic sound): WOOF!

      Burglar: Oh, hehe. One of those crappy, yet expensive robot dog toys. Come here, Rex. Tee hee. (Reaches out to grab it)

      *BZZZZZT*

      *THUD* (sound of lifeless body impacting floor)

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    3. Re:Security? Bah! by Maskirovka · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, those Japanese are so unimaginative.

      Don't worry: this is only the japanese version, designed with their market in mind. Here's a rundown of the rumored features of the American version:

      10ft Balrog formfactor
      Acetelyne driven in head to give it authentic Balrog look and industry leading Knaw.
      Feet include built in retractable heavy duty rollor blades for high speed street use, and lower speed offroad action.
      Balrog Bat flight module, for when running is not an option.
      16ft sword, splash anodized for effect.
      Broadband satalite uplink for sending realtime video as you rape and pillage Florida spammer's estate when not guarding your apartment against terrorists.
      Optional grenade launcher, still undergoing ATF testing.
      Low rader cross section.
      UltraLife Plutonium batteries

      Militarized Isreali version comming soon!

      Maskirovka

    4. Re:Security? Bah! by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      According to the article, this is just the prototype. They're talking about partnering w/ a big player in the security industry to design and implement the production model.

      I'd expect the commercial release to be a lot more capable.

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  19. Guard Dragon Mode by hfastedge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    i wonder what exactly Guard Dragon Mode does.

    Some psycho "gun-nut" like Eric Raymond (i AM quoting himself) can probably americanize the dragon with 15 lbs of double barrel action.

    Probably not something you'd want to beta test if you have a baby crawling around the house.

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    1. Re:Guard Dragon Mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      psycho "gun-nut", scary
      psycho "guu-nut", even more so!

    2. Re:Guard Dragon Mode by mlk · · Score: 1

      psycho "gnu-nut"
      Bah I'm a muppet!

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  20. Ahh yes by Zeebs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robber 1: Oh shit a a robotic security system
    Robber 2: Gawd damn it! It's spotted us.
    Robber 1: RUN!
    Robber 2: It's still chasing us... Very... Slowly...
    Robber 1: stroll?

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    1. Re:Ahh yes by agentZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Robot: Please stand by the stairs so that I can protect you.
      Robbers: Ahhhhhhh!!!!

    2. Re:Ahh yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The robot then runs the Porrasturvat program, calculates a ton of scenarios, then pushes the robbers down the stairs using the scenario with the highest score.

      Ok, so the tinky little thing won't reach the head, but didn't somebody say shoving hard on the foot will generate a ton of points? :)

    3. Re:Ahh yes by PaddyM · · Score: 1

      kinda like terminator 2
      only I think these dogs are scarier

      (am I the only one who wasn't impressed with terminator 2 at all?)

    4. Re:Ahh yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (am I the only one who wasn't impressed with terminator 2 at all?)


      Heh. Then you'll love T3. Or not.

  21. Techno lust object... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Come on, look at the picture of that shiny robot and tell me you don't long for one tootling around defending your geekroom.

    I'll have to train him to stay away from my sig, though.

  22. Hmmm by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sharp Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot

    The Banryu can walk 15m/min., hear, sense in the infrared, and apparently "smell" a fire in the home.


    Sounds impressive, but my 36" Louisville Slugger probably wouldn't mind delivering a few Newton-meters of torque to Banryu's ass.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      torque is a twisting motion so i bet your not swinging the bat...you are drilling it?

    2. Re:Hmmm by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Parent meant 3.6", and Louisville Slugger is, of course, a euphamism.

      Translated:

      He wants to drill it in the ass. Real dogs keep bite.

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  23. No home robot until... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I can yell "Beer me!" and it trots over with a frosty mug full.

    1. Re:No home robot until... by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hopefully it will work out better than this one, the story of which still makes me laugh heartily every time I reread it.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:No home robot until... by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

      I guess if you don't have a loving woman around, a cold, mechanical, expensive robot will have to suffice, eh?

      I couldn't resist.

  24. Robocop by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't mind having an ED 209 minding my place. Although if someone did break into my house there wouldn't be much left of it at the end...

    1. Re:Robocop by npietraniec · · Score: 1

      That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. How scary would it be to have that thing in front of you saying "drop your weapon, you have 10 seconds to comply."

      A friend of mine had his car broken into a few years ago on the mean streets of Detroit and we did some brainstorming on how to best protect against such things... infrared sensors and steel spikes shooting out of the dashboard and the like... As far as I'm concerned, if you're breaking into someone else's property, you're tempting fate... :)

      I know, until they accidently go off while you're driving or you're in front of a judge explaining why you've got torture devices in your car. That's pretty much why we didn't follow through.

    2. Re:Robocop by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2

      You need to see the Anti Auto-theft series at StickDeath.com (requires Flash): 1, 2, 3.

  25. Big sucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    1000mm? That's over 3 feet long.

  26. armament by nounderscores · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the base model doesn't seem to have a lot of bite to its bark... but unlike a real dog you might be able to mount a backpack rocket launcher like that dog shadow from the centurions.

    On the other hands, real k9s these days can carry body armour, so I guess things might be looking up for organic hounds.

  27. Sharp or Sanyo? by brunes69 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Sharp Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot.....

    "From the Sanyo web site....."

    If it is Sanyo, what's with the Sharp in the title?

    1. Re:Sharp or Sanyo? by johnnliu · · Score: 1

      The same question comes across my mind the first time I read this, I thought perhaps Sharp is Sanyo's parent company...

      After a brief check I settled with the fact that some people probably simply don't know one from the other.

  28. HAIL ROBOTS! by reconn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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  29. You're breaking to a house and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first thing you here is

    all your base belong to us

  30. But can I hack it and interface it to my Linux Box by Proudrooster · · Score: 2

    Sure it looks cool, but how hackable is this thing?

    Can I interface it to my Linux box to get real time pics to my websever?

    I want Linux compatible consumer electronics. I am sick of building my own!

  31. Sharp or Sanyo? by rbook · · Score: 1

    Which is it?

  32. Argh! Flashbacks... by shepd · · Score: 1

    "Stay a while... stay FOREVER!"
    "Get him my robots"

    Help me... must not get bought out by lame-ass company and be folded out of existence...

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  33. I don't think I need this. by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

    A device that will film me smoking after sex and broadcast the image over the internet.

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    1. Re:I don't think I need this. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Okay, I've got past the external security, but there's still that guard dinosaur inside."
      "Can you shut it down?"
      "No problem. My story was just accepted. Within 15 minutes, it'll be Slashdotted."
      "Sweet!"

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    2. Re:I don't think I need this. by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 2

      A device that will film me smoking after sex and broadcast the image over the internet.

      Nah, it will detect the smoke and automatically alert the local fire department. It won't be too fun when the firemen knock down your door and wants an explanation. "Eh... the dog alerted you, not me... sue him, not me..." :)

    3. Re:I don't think I need this. by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude. Please.

      Do NOT have sex with that thing K ?

      Linux Freaks.

    4. Re:I don't think I need this. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > smoking after sex

      If you smoke after sex, you did it too fast.

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    5. Re:I don't think I need this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you realize, it's by the other one?

    6. Re:I don't think I need this. by isorox · · Score: 1

      A device that will film me smoking after sex

      Yeah, you wish :p

  34. Hey, by Tomble · · Score: 1
    It even transmit real-time video.
    What, like R2D2?

    Sorry, couldn't resist it.

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  35. Honest mom, I wasn't smoking anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damned robot.

  36. Sleeper by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    "Woof! Woof! Woof! Hello, I'm Rags. Woof! Woof! Woof!"

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  37. Its just a smoke detector by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    It does nothing a few motion sensors, burglar alarm and a smoke detector does. Why don't these robot developers just admit they are making toys and get on with it, rather than pretend its some sort of security device/fire alarm etc...

  38. Woff by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 2

    I rather have my dog watch my house for fires. And I bet that robot thingy can't bite the balls off an intruder...

    1. Re:Woff by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      And I bet that robot thingy can't bite the balls off an intruder...

      I do _not_ want to know how you trained your dog to do that...

  39. Don't buy from the Sanyo Crawler by abe+ferlman · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the robots I've bought from this company have had bad motivators.

    What are they trying to push on us?

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    1. Re:Don't buy from the Sanyo Crawler by Dragon213 · · Score: 1

      Luke (to Owen): "Uncle Owen! I think this R2 unit has a bad motivator!"

      Owen (to Jawas): "Hey, just what are you trying to push on us?"

      --Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope circa 1976


      Sorry...couldn't resist the explanation to all who haven't had the delight of watching the original 3 movies....
      :D:D:D:D

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    2. Re:Don't buy from the Sanyo Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not protected.

      Humans must be pushed.

    3. Re:Don't buy from the Sanyo Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Banryu is here to protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space!

    4. Re:Don't buy from the Sanyo Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope circa 1976

      No, 1977, asscake!

  40. burning by phantomwolph · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it can smell when things are burning it would be able to tell me when my wife has supper ready

  41. Shouldn't... by offpath3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    the headline read Sanyo?

    Sanyo is a darned good company, though. They're a huge competitor to Panasonic and if I remember correctly, they were doing better than Panasonic on home appliances in Japan, but just don't have enough name recognition overseas. I got to take a tour of one of their R&D headquarters in Osaka over the summer, and I must say, they've got some really cool stuff in very thin, high resolution displays in the works. Hopefully this new robot will get them some of the name recognition they need outside of Japan.

    1. Re:Shouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their TVs suck. Worst picture out of all the major brands. Although I must admit they're better than the brand the local department store was carrying - Chang Chong. Seriously, I didn't make that name up.

  42. Wrong by Adam9 · · Score: 2

    "Its speed has been increased from 3meters/min. to 15meters/min"

    On the plus, they did increase the speed 5 fold, hopefully they can go for more if they want it to be some true security for the home.

  43. But... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Has it got the Bunny inside?

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  44. Why a robot? by sapgau · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still don't understand the fascination for Robots in Japan.

    It is obviously part of the japanese culture to contemplate a robot as an ideal solution for this sort of problems and that serious money is invested in reaching that goal. It's also clear how that is not the case in western cultures, just look at the amount of "Funny" posts on this topic.

    Now if I would be contemplating having one I see two big problems right away:
    -How is it really going to navigate in the mess I have in my appartment, hell I can't.
    -How is it supposed to stop intruders when this robot is the single most expensive thing I have in the house! (I bet is not cheap)

    The only explanation I can come up with is that is yet another toy for the japanese high class.

    IMHO

  45. meee meeeee meeeee mee mee meee by Subliminal+Fusion · · Score: 0

    "meee meeeee meeeee mee mee meee"

    "Did you get it?"

    "Hold on, I'm checking for robot guards. - meee meee meee meeee meee mee"

    "THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY ROBOT GUARDS, RETARD, JUST GET KENNY"

    "beeep beep, meee meeeee meeeee mee mee meee"

    1. Re:meee meeeee meeeee mee mee meee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not quite as funny unless you know that the last line IS a robot guard strolling past.

  46. geez how incapable by lingqi · · Score: 2
    1000 mm long (1meter, over 3ft) robot but only can go over gaps of 150mm (less than 6 inches)

    wtf? that's like saying I can't step over gaps of 1 feet.

    screw THAT.

    as much as this (middle of page) is unethical, i think it will do better.

    and it's SANYO, not SHARP. get it straight, yall.

    p.s. the link is april fools joke. don't flame me.

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    1. Re:geez how incapable by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      1000 mm long (1meter, over 3ft) robot but only can go over gaps of 150mm (less than 6 inches)
      wtf? that's like saying I can't step over gaps of 1 feet.


      Well..this thing hasn't had a million or so years of developnment.

    2. Re:geez how incapable by lingqi · · Score: 1
      Well..this thing hasn't had a million or so years of developnment.

      i grant you that, but - erm - it's not like they havn't already made bipedal robots that can walk around (MIT labs) and do better than this.

      speaking of which, why DO they make this quadruped anyhow? biological stuff can't use wheel/tracks but that doesn't prevent robots from using them.

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  47. DOUBLE WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said his DOG can run 15m/second.

    That's a bit on the high side for a dog.. that's 54km/h

    1. Re:DOUBLE WRONG by aweraw · · Score: 1

      I had a 3 legged dog(left front missing) that could run that fast along side my car, all the while taking a piss... seriously

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    2. Re:DOUBLE WRONG by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 2

      So you had a three legged incontinent dog, big deal :-)

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  48. by the looks of that thing by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

    it WILL kill me in my sleep

  49. Banryu? by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please god tell me it's not purple...

    "I love you, you love me, I'm robot se-cur-i-tee..."

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    1. Re:Banryu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great idea. How else will it scare the intruders shitless?

  50. Meaning of name... by ruiner13 · · Score: 2

    I think "ryu" in Japanese means dragon (hence why it looks like a dragon). What does "ban" add to it? Anyone know, out of curiosity.

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    1. Re:Meaning of name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ban == robot?

    2. Re:Meaning of name... by binary+tr011 · · Score: 1

      ban in japanese means many or all.
      It also means barbarian but I dought thats it.

    3. Re:Meaning of name... by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      Banned R You?

      Mod -1 for lameness!

    4. Re:Meaning of name... by Ch_Omega · · Score: 2

      "I think "ryu" in Japanese means dragon (hence why it looks like a dragon). What does "ban" add to it? Anyone know, out of curiosity."

      From the article: "The new "Banryu", which means "guard-dragon" in place of "guard-dog", takes on a look of an ancient reptile with a futuristic twist." =)

  51. Poster is mistaken... by A+Guy+From+Ottawa · · Score: 1
    The robot has three modes:
    * Super-Remote Control Mode
    * Guard Dragon Mode
    * Pet Mode

    Banryu doesn't "smell fire", it spits it out of it's mouth when switched to Guard Dragon Mode!

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  52. Dynamic walking, and running by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Most of these walking robots still walk at the wind-up toy level. They don't have the accelerometers, rate gyros, and algorithms for dynamic walking, let alone running. They should; those parts aren't that big or expensive any more, because they're used in auto stability control systems.

    The big Honda humanoid robot has it right, but costs too much.

    Went to a talk at Stanford today on low-cost stereo vision systems. Those have been around for years, but they're about to get cheap. Unfortunately, the killer apps are security-related, but the robotics community will benefit anyway.

    We're getting close to actually being able to do this stuff right, after decades of frustration in the robotics community.

    1. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      Ummm, the speed is 15 meters a minute, in English measurements, that's almost 50 feet in one minute's time... Almost 3 times the speed of the Asimo robot...

      The average geek is fortunate if they can manage that speed on foot... Needless to say, it's hardly a crawl...

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    2. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by Animats · · Score: 2

      Asimo is up to 27 meters per minute now, which is pretty good considering the rather inelastic drive system.

    3. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by crapulent · · Score: 1

      Ummm, the speed is 15 meters a minute, in English measurements, that's almost 50 feet in one minute's time... Almost 3 times the speed of the Asimo robot...The average geek is fortunate if they can manage that speed on foot... Needless to say, it's hardly a crawl...

      Oh please. I would in fact call that a crawl. 15 m/min is 0.82 ft/s, or 0.56 MPH. I know you can walk faster than 0.56 MPH. If you can walk a mile in 20 minutes (which is not that hard at all) that's 3 MPH.

    4. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      Only impressive until you consider the scale of both robots... Asimo is approximately 4.5-5 feet tall, with approximately a 2 foot stride from step to step... Since there's an obvious per scale difference in both, this little bot kicks Asimo's butt...

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    5. RE: Dynamic walking, and running by bubblegoose · · Score: 2

      So you think the killer app for low cost stereo vision will be security-related?

      Ummm, what about PRON? Imagine the lonely guys at home seeing Boobies with both eyes.

      They would pay good money for that I'm sure.

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    6. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by SnowZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't work on robot locomotion, do you?

      There are no truly dynamic non-planar walkers right now, and just adding sensors doesn't fix the problem; it's still extremely difficult. The nice thing about a quadruped is that the walk doesn't necesarily need to be feedback based (Oscillator designs are nice but they have yet to yield a practical 3d walker). The main problem is still actuator strength (as postulated by the MIT leg lab), not really balance or sensors.

      That said, I'm not so impressed by 15m/min. We managed to get Sony Aibos to walk at 13m/min at about one fourth the scale of this thing. Our code is available for people to develop using the OpenR SDK (see https://www.openr.org/page1_2003/), so you could make your own security bot for ~$1500 instead of whatever this thing costs. It doesn't have a nose, but I guess you could always just keep the batteries fresh in your smoke detectors...

    7. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by Animats · · Score: 2
      Don't work on robot locomotion, do you?

      I stick to working in simulation, but I do have some results in that area. See my papers. I've built wheeled robots, and worked with manipulators, but haven't used a physical legged robot yet. I'm hoping that the "Dr Robot" toy mentioned previously will be worth buying and reprogramming.

      There are no truly dynamic non-planar walkers right now, and just adding sensors doesn't fix the problem; it's still extremely difficult.

      The Honda walker is truly dynamic; it does get its CG outside its support polygon. Troody, at the MIT Leg Lab, is a non-planar dynamic walker, but may no longer be working. Dynamic walkers are few, but they exist.

      The nice thing about a quadruped is that the walk doesn't necessarily need to be feedback based. (Oscillator designs are nice but they have yet to yield a practical 3d walker).

      It's got to be feedback based to be any good. An open-loop locomotion system is roughly comparable to wheels.

      I agree about oscillator designs. I spent some time playing with Randall Beer's oscillator-based insect simulation. That's cute, but a dead end.

      Raibert's stuff, most of the later leg lab stuff, and Jessica Hodgins' animations, are basically state machines keying dumb PD controllers. That approach works for simple situations, but takes way too much manual tuning. If you think about it a bit, PD controllers are equivalent to spring/damper systems. So that approach is equivalent to setting the spring constant, damping constant, and zero point of the actuator to canned values. Different sets of canned values are keyed by the state machine. Seen in that light, those controllers are much simpler.

      Real progress will require trajectory control. But that's more than I want to get into right now.

      The main problem is still actuator strength (as postulated by the MIT leg lab), not really balance or sensors.

      Gil Pratt (is he still at MIT?) was saying that for a while. He's into his "series elastic actuators", screw drives coupled to a stiff spring, which can be made to act like a less-stiff spring by feedback. This gives you the effect of a spring with an adjustable spring constant and zero point, which is what you want. It's inefficient, though; you don't recover much of the energy of a stride. (Muscles act like springs, storing energy from one landing to the next takeoff. Humans get about 60% of the energy back at a run; for horses, it's about 80%).

      Linear motors looked promising for a while, as an alternative to pneumatics or hydraulics, but the best ones came from Aura, which tanked in a financial scandal. A friend of mine, who built a self-balancing unicycle, suggests firing a fuel charge in a cylinder as a linear actuator. Sandia actually does this for a new line of mobile land mines.

    8. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...accelerometers, rate gyros, and algorithms...

      mmm... gyros.. *drool*

    9. Re:Dynamic walking, and running by Caez · · Score: 0

      Or you could put some thing on it like, oh, what's the word.... uh, they were invented by cavemen or something... AH!! WHEELS!!!

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  53. Queue Kentucky fried movie by bogie · · Score: 1

    Evil henchman #1 "A toy robot!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH". Jumps through window.
    Evil henchman #2 Laughs.
    Toy Robot "Eat lead suckers"

    Maybe they could strap guns or dynamite to it and set it to explode or start firing as soon as it detects a buglar. Although you better not invite the hambuglar over or it might get confused.

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    1. Re:Queue Kentucky fried movie by bogie · · Score: 2

      How can it be overrated when no ones modded it yet? Moron.

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    2. Re:Queue Kentucky fried movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear, let me explain.

      You posted something with an initial score of 1.

      The moderator thought your comment barely worthy of a retarded cockroach, and in the absence of a "-1 fuckwit" moderation option, gave you a "-1 overrated". In effect, the moderator is saying to you "fuck off and don't bother posting again. You are an idiot".

  54. What's the world coming to... by coene · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, We've all known that technology was going to begin replacing humans eventually... and in a crazy twist, its the dogs get blindsided out of nowhere!

    Someone, quick, start a non-profit organization to save the dogs!

  55. Heh, saw one "in action" by ultrapenguin · · Score: 1

    my boss paid for my trip to IT2002 Asia expo in kitakyushu,jp, where I got to see one of these things "in action".
    infact, it was broken, and a bunch of strange-looking men were trying to fix it by pushing on tops of its legs and crawling around the unit.
    Thought it was pretty funny.
    I wouldn't buy one, the thing is huge and looks weird.

  56. Laws of Robotics by freejung · · Score: 1

    Better program it with Asimov's laws of robotics, otherwise this trend could eventually get pretty scary.

  57. Is it Sharp or Sanyo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title says Sharp, the text (and website) says Sanyo...

  58. Re:Meaning of name... (RTFA) by Jester998 · · Score: 2

    From the second paragraph of the article:

    "The new "Banryu", which means "guard-dragon" in place of "guard-dog", ..."

    So there you have it.

  59. smoke detector? by x0interrupt · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is all i need, now my PET will bitch about my severe nicotine addiction

  60. Options... by raider_red · · Score: 1

    Screw the Three Laws of Robotics! I'm not buying one until I can get a lethal force option.

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  61. its too bad. by Pan_God_of_Gods · · Score: 1

    When i saw "Home Security Robot" i was thinking some giant thing with guns, not some little thing that makes noise. "DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"

  62. who needs it?!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the men that the pizza delivery boy sleeps with their girlfriends/wives. Don't you remember Loverboy from the 80s?

  63. What good is this thing anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It needs something else like a Flamethrower or a rail gun otherwise what fun is it going to be?

  64. yeah right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think a burglar would think twice about going into a house knowing the owner had a 12 gauge rather that some hunk of shit robot that tips over when it tries to crawl over a rug.

  65. Hmmmm.... by shr3k · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It even transmit real-time video."

    Yeah, I'm going to recommend that all sorrorities on campus deploy these units for, ummm, safety reasons.

  66. But will it ... by GreatOgre · · Score: 1

    Go off every time that pizza boy your wife is cheating with tries to leave when you come home from work early as in Loverboy?

  67. You mean run! by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

    At 15 miles per minute i would say it runs. now if it just had a gun or maybe some skunk juice.. that would be cool. I might be able to run 9 miles per hour.. gosh that could run infront of me and spray me and oh wait.. I hate all of this conversion crap.. meters / miles ... same difference. hours / minutes.. its all stupid.

  68. Re:Argh! Flashbacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow - wtf game was that from? Back in the C-64 days. Elevator something?

  69. robots are cool by zogger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    --all the stuff you want a robot to do is not that hard, where they get lame is in the travelling around part. The stickler appears to be so far in the primitive walking. Scratch that, they need wheels or tracks. Make it a lot cheaper. The guy who invented the segway had an ubermobility wheelchair thing. I saw it once at a medical trade show.(well, I think it was his, long time ago now) Turn that badboy into a robot. It could climb stairs, carry serious invalid weight. Start with something like that, trick it out. You could make it 7 feet tall at the top, now THAT might make someone stop and think if it was staring him in the face with lotsa e-vile red glowing blinkenlights and a voice coming out. I guess the little cute robot dragon is better for the very small japanese housing or say a small urban apartment here. For a more mainstream robot in the US it has to be able to negotiate stairs, PLUS grab the dang lawnmower and do the grass. Might as well get some work out of them for their electric bill.

    heh

    --dogs are great, got two. They are small,15 lb'ers, good for fires or intruders for notification purposes. 10 cents of pepper spray or straight ammonia in a squirt gun would knock them out, same as any rottweiler at 150 lbs. That's what I used to use when bicycling and jerks let their packs of mutts chase bikers and cars. Spray, howl, done. Got tired of breaking frame mount air pumps as a club. False security with a dog, useful for detection, not for "security" as regards other humans, not any determined human anyway.. You need a thinking human who's armed and awake for any real security, that and actual for-real barriers to entrance. I think of "guard" dogs as sensors and kamikaze slower-downers to the badguys.

    -no security at your home if the bad guys can get in. No one is all that security conscious most places I've seen. Thick plexi windows and steel reinforced door jams and solid steel doors exist, hardly no one uses them. I've custom installed them for people, and have some friends who did it, but it was always after the fact of getting robbed.

    And a lot of newer houses, sheesh, vinyl siding on the outside,then gyp board,then fiberglass insulation then drywall. Like, all you need to get in someone's new house built like that nowadays-and quietly- is a simple razor knife right through the wall, skip the doors and windows. It's a problem not advertised much in the press.

    1. Re:robots are cool by Spunk · · Score: 2

      The guy who invented the segway had an ubermobility wheelchair thing.

      Enjoy.

    2. Re:robots are cool by dwillden · · Score: 1
      You could make it 7 feet tall at the top, now THAT might make someone stop and think if it was staring him in the face with lotsa e-vile red glowing blinkenlights and a voice coming out. I guess the little cute robot dragon is better for the very small japanese housing or say a small urban apartment here. For a more mainstream robot in the US it has to be able to negotiate stairs, PLUS grab the dang lawnmower and do the grass. Might as well get some work out of them for their electric bill.

      Hmm add a cool laser gun on it's shoulder, zap it with lightening and you just described Johnny Five.
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    3. Re:robots are cool by cr0sh · · Score: 2
      And a lot of newer houses, sheesh, vinyl siding on the outside,then gyp board,then fiberglass insulation then drywall. Like, all you need to get in someone's new house built like that nowadays-and quietly- is a simple razor knife right through the wall, skip the doors and windows. It's a problem not advertised much in the press.

      I hear you there - my wife's sister and brother-in-law bought a house not too long ago, and he hit a golf ball clean through an exterior wall! There wasn't even any chicken wire to stop it. Not that it would have mattered:

      We had a case out in Scottsdale, AZ where a couple of burgleries occurred by the the guys using a chainsaw to cut through the exterior wall.

      Fact of the matter is, if someone wants in, they will find a way (of course, if you have solid block construction with security bars/shutters on the windows, and a good alarm system, with video - you probably won't have many problems)...

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  70. Re:Argh! Flashbacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Back in the C-64 days. Elevator something?

    Here's a couple of clues...

    "Another visitor..."

    and: Epyx.

    Okay, that should be enough. Maybe. :-)

    Yes, it did involve a lot of elevators. Elevator wasn't in the title, though.

  71. Ban Ryu? by breon.halling · · Score: 2

    That's a good idea -- I wouldn't want Ryu coming into my home and hadouken-ing the place up.

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  72. On Second Thought... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    Ok my previous post was probably a bit harsh, as most robot people will only have a background with wheeled robots. Well to make a long story short, walking robots still suck and wheels are still far more practical for almost all tasks. Locomotion demos often try to hide the thorny problems and make it look like walking will soon be practical, but its still quite far off IMO, though progress is being made. Legged robots mostly exist thanks to their coolness factor, which is sad given that a wheeled robot can be cheaper while traveling at 5-10 times the speed...

  73. Bad Ass by First_In_Hell · · Score: 0
    That thing looks kind of like the droideka (destroyer droid) from Star Wars Episode I. I wonder if that was their intention.

    Now if I had a home security robot that looked like

    that

    people would be sh*tting bricks if they came to rob my joint! I mean the freaking jedis were scared of them!
  74. That's not a bot... by vudmaska · · Score: 1
    ...now that's a bot.</voice_of_croc_dundie>

    Why?

    • bot's brains are powered by an open source version of this anemic, vertically and aesthetically challenged but smart bot.
    • bot aint got none smarts you like? Then twittle some bits. (holy open source batman!)
    • bot doesnt look like a dragon (want that? hire your mother in law - more expensive perhaps but meaner too)
    • bot embodies all that is Mac. In fact that's what it is mostly.
    • bot's drive train is similar to the Segway, its quite mobile and can run down any lesser charged bad person. (But it would'nt - it's a pacifist, you see - it would release the underfed rot-weiler boogie man visceration system. Bot believes in using the right tool for the job.)
    • bot knows how to charge itself [bot could learn us a thing or two]. With object recognition it just finds a jack and plugs itself in.
    • Bot doubles as a...
      • Mobile desktop/workstation (eg, 'bot, set up my workstation out there yonder by the olympic pool next to Heather - dont forget the beer this time. Oh and blow Heather up too')
      • Mobile access point
      • Mobile entertainment system
      • Door man.(If the guest is carrying a bible or a gun - other appropriate action is taken ;-))
      • Art
      • A writer. Bot write good, master.
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  75. techno garbage by Ryokos_boytoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dog is a freakin genius. He never barks at anything but strangers and kills everything smaller than him that gets into the house. Never had a fire but he came and bugged me once till I realized I had left the oven on. Sure, a robot doesn't crap in the yard but it also doesn't care about you. Call me old fashioned but technology just can't replace some things. Lets see that piece of crap catch a frisbee

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  76. Mod this guy up :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand his feelings well, and if I had moderators points right now he'd have +2 Insightfull or +1 Funny :)

  77. Brings to mind the scene from Kentucky Fried Movie by lendude · · Score: 1

    Bruce Lee-alike places little walking robot in room. Technician 1: (Screams in horror) A TOY ROBOT!!!!! Technician 2: (Joins in screams) A TOY ROBOT!!!!! Technician 1: Aarrgghhh!!!!! (leaps thru plate glass window) Technician 2: A TOY ROBOT???? haha - a toy robot!!! Robot: Eat lead sucker!

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  78. Re:Argh! Flashbacks... by Twyst · · Score: 1

    Yay! Impossible Mission! woo!

    And of course, if you need a reminder of those old, old games... check out http://c64animation.com

    (grin)

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  79. New feature by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

    The next model up has a refillable "bee module" which will allow it to shoot bees out of it's mouth to disable intruters.

    I'm not sure where you get the bees from, though.

  80. $5000 smoke detector by 12013 · · Score: 1
    jee, so it's a $5000 smoke detector...

    i can buy 10 $30 ones and save money, but those can't walk around the house...

    and i guess you need two... one for upstairs and one for downstairs...

    why did i need this again?

  81. Poor Rat-thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone happened to read Neal Stephensson's Snow Crash, You could not miss the similarties to the Rat Thing. One can only hope that this beast does not have a real dragon underneath the casing.

  82. Very interesting by JimPooley · · Score: 1

    I think all these Japanese robots like this one, the Aibo, the Asimo etc are all very interesting not so much in terms of what they are now but in terms of what they might lead to.

    Put it this way. 25 years ago personal computers were primitve things, you couldn't do a lot with many of them. But now you can go out and buy something thousands of times more powerful, often for less money.
    And maybe Japanese companies are playing the long term game here - while the machines they are producing now are little more than toys, in time the prices will come down and they will become actually useful. Imagine a robot like this in 20odd years time stronger and faster than any guard dog and able to call the police once the burglar has been taken down.
    Imagine a robotic servant which can clean your house, make the tea and which you can later plug a joypad into to play GTA12 on the Playstation 19.

    Yeah. Now we can scoff. But I think they are playing a long game here, and all this robotic research is going somewhere beyond expensive toys.

    --

    "Information wants to be paid"
    1. Re:Very interesting by vandemar · · Score: 2
      Imagine a robot like this in 20odd years time stronger and faster than any guard dog and able to call the police once the burglar has been taken down.

      Neal Stephenson, in his book Snow Crash , writes about just that. They run at supersonic speeds and can disarm a gang of armed thugs in an instant. They were nuclear powered, though. And required an actual canine brain in the machinery. Each Rat Thing could communicate with other Rat Things through wireless connections, forming a network. Virtual barking over this network alerted Rat things in neighbouring vicinities to come and lend help if needed.

      Imagine a robotic servant which can clean your house, make the tea and which you can later plug a joypad into to play GTA12 on the Playstation 19.

      Reminds me of Ping of Megatokyo.

      As usual, speculative fiction paves the way to the future.
  83. Burnt smell detector by IdJit · · Score: 1

    I can see how this thing would work out in an industrial setting (like patrolling a warehouse), but I can't see the average home user dropping their $$ for one. The thing would go apesh!t everytime you burn the toast!

  84. I'm sure the Japanese market will love it but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think my alarm/home security system moves faster than 15m/min. What exactly is he going to scare away at that speed...it's like old special effects in horror movies...the only way the mummy catches anyone is because they fall down.

  85. Smell Detector Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... If I fart in its face will it think its on fire?

  86. BANRYU? by dbretton · · Score: 2

    Sounds like some sort of anti- Street Fighter clan...

  87. Will it detect deadly bugs? by str8 · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is if it will find bugs that are put into my bedroom by an assassin. We all know that R2 units can't find them if they hide under the bed. With the economic downturn I've had to downsize the Jedi's.

    Will code for sig...

  88. Too Much $$$! Check out my robot that I built! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    $5k.. no way man. I designed and built my own
    robot! It detects fires and puts them out. I bought a SP0256 chip so pretty soon it will be talking too! Check out my eobot at:
    www.nfnnet.org/spazbot
    Pick up a Handyboard, PIC, or OOPIC and save your money!

  89. Attacks intruders? by Rai · · Score: 1

    From the title "Home security robot", I would expect this thing to guard against intruders with stun guns or something. My initial thought was "Okay, some moron's gonna buy one of these and it will attack his kid for trying to play with it." Hehe.

  90. Re:Meaning of name... (RTFA) by starless · · Score: 1

    In Japanese "banken" would mean "guard dog"
    so banryu is just a "cute" extension of that.

    ("Banbyou" would be "guard cat" but that word
    doesn't seem to be used at all!)

  91. Hope it's not a geek who burgles you by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

    because if I was a burglar this would be the *first* thing I took :)

  92. "Banryu"? Whatta Banpei ripoff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every self-respecting otaku should recognize "Banryu"-the-houseguard concept as a ripoff of Skuld's Banpei (from "Oh My Goddess" manga/movie). I wonder if they installed emotion chips or anti-demoness attack modes into the banryus?

  93. I See The Dragon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but where are the dragonballs??

  94. don't you see what could be done??! by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

    Buy one and reprogram it. Then juice it up. Say, to 16 m/min.

    **robot enters house with pantyhose on head**
    **goes for jewelry box**

    **security robot intervenes**

    **slow-motion chase ensues**

  95. Odd poser livery? by jonathanweaver · · Score: 1

    If you look carefully enough at the pictures you'll see a little 'T72S' along the dorsal crest. Does this little guy suffer from delusions of grandeur?

  96. The real test by redshift-systems · · Score: 1

    Now, the real test will be to see if other dogs bark at it when it goes past while youre out taking it for a walk. Well, dumb really, because our neighbour's dog barks at just about anything, the stupid mutt. Maybe we can get the robot dog to send piercing high frequency signals so the dogs in the neighbourhood shut the f&*^k up.

  97. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    When you are young, you enjoy a sustained illusion that sooner or later
    something marvelous is going to happen, that you are going to transcend
    your parents' limitations... At the same time, you feel sure that in all
    the wilderness of possibility; in all the forests of opinion, there is a
    vital something that can be known -- known and grasped. That we will
    eventually know it, and convert the whole mystery into a coherent
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    will emerge from the mist into a pure light, into total comprehension.
    But it isn't like that at all. But if it isn't, where did the idea come
    from, to torture and unsettle us?
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