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  1. Re:Planets orbiting Planets? on Kepler Finds Bizarre Systems · · Score: 2

    Almost sounds like a moon.

    ... with a nice and warm Klemperer rosette in the center...

  2. Re:Fleet of Worlds on Kepler Finds Bizarre Systems · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any Klemperer rosettes?

    Don't forget to put on a Trojan before heading into the rosette...

  3. Re:Everyone knows... on Full Bladder Improves Decision Making · · Score: 1

    To this day I still sleep like a baby through the night. Unless, of course, I'm interrupted by the sounds of somebody else stumbling their way to the bathroom.

    ... or by that nice feeling of wet pajamas rubbing against your skin reminding you that sometimes it's really better to go ...

  4. Re:SEO gaming - no penalty! on Google's Fight Against 'Low-Quality' Sites Continues · · Score: 2
    Or maybe, that JCPenney makes most of its money in its brick-and-mortar stores rather than online?

    Or most of their online customers go directly to JCPenney's rather than searching for a source of doodads or widgets?

    In the end, google might have done JCPenney's a favor by showing them how little business their SEO games actually brought, and that this is an expense they can well do without...

  5. Thanks google! on Google's Fight Against 'Low-Quality' Sites Continues · · Score: 1

    you-know-what.ragingfist.net
    w00t!

  6. Re:Woah! on Australian Court Gives Green Light To Disconnect Pirates · · Score: 1

    The MPAA is sure getting aggressive against torrent users!

    That was not a torrent, that was a whooping big ocean!

  7. What good is SQL injection... on Stuxnet's Legacy: Get Back to Basics or Get Owned · · Score: 1

    ... if you have no goatse.cx, nor goatse.cz, nor goatse.ch, nor goatse.fr to point the SQL-injected website to?

  8. Re:Legit on Trying To Lure Suckers, Company Resells Open Source Blender · · Score: 1

    None when searching for "O'Neil"

    That's expected. The single quote between the O and the N crashes the search database...

  9. Re:Same time? on Driver Sued For Updating Facebook In Fatal Crash · · Score: 1

    Would it matter where the data was heading at the time?

    Sure it does. We (supposedly) live in a fair country where everyone has right to due process.

    The point is that the user was doing data transmission with her phone when her hands should have been on the wheel.

    So she connected to facebook while sitting in her car idling in her driveway waiting for it to "warm up". After a while she put the phone on the passenger's seat (or into her pocket), forgot to disconnect from the network, and drove off. All the while one of the myriads of silly javascripts included in facebook kept on chattering with the facebook server without her knowledge.

    Or maybe, she did indeed have a fancy client that was buffering her update while she was sitting in an area with poor reception, and automatically sending the buffered data when reception was better (i.e. seconds before the accident).

  10. No need to "friending" the office... on Lawyers Using Facebook Research For Jury Selection · · Score: 3, Funny

    granting members of the jury pool free access to the court's wi-fi network in exchange for temporarily "friending" his office

    Or, more easily, just offer the entire jury pool free access to the court's wi-fi network, and then firesheep their accounts...

  11. Re:always close your browser. on Financial Malware Hijacks Online Banking Sessions · · Score: 2

    Which is why I always close my browser after a banking session.

    Which is why I always use a secure OS and a secure browser to do my online banking.

    If you use Internet Explorer on Windows, "closing" your browser is not enough. Internet Explorer is part of the OS, and keeps on running in the background even if no window of it is showing.

  12. Re:Close browser not just log out on Financial Malware Hijacks Online Banking Sessions · · Score: 0

    Hence the suggestion that after using online banking, you close the browser not just log out of the session. Or would this not help with this malware?

    This trojan only target windiots, Slashdot users intelligent enough to use Firefox should be safe.

    For those who do use Internet Explorer: when you close it, it's not really closed; it's part of the OS after all! In order to really "close" Internet Explorer, you'd need to shut down your computer.

  13. Bank, please explain me once again... on Financial Malware Hijacks Online Banking Sessions · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... why you require your customers to use Windows when doing online banking?

  14. Re:Uptime on Why You Shouldn't Reboot Unix Servers · · Score: 1

    The amount of replacement HDDs that I've had to hand out due to users not understanding that a laptop can't be thrown on the passenger seat of a car while it's on and open...

    There's quite a difference between carefully moving a laptop, and throwing it...

  15. Re:Uptime on Why You Shouldn't Reboot Unix Servers · · Score: 1

    That's all fine and good, but it's not like someone sitting with a laptop ON THEIR LAP isn't going to shift around or move at all. If it's on a table, fine. But I guarantee that laptops are moved all the time without dire consequences.

    However, keeping it ON YOUR LAP can lead to dire consequences. Especially if you are not moving it enough...

  16. Re:do-not-meddle-in-the-affairs-of-greedy-offsprin on Tolkien Estate Says No Historical Fiction For JRR · · Score: 1

    He's been sucking off the teet of his father for decades.

    Mmmmm... nice salty-sugary man milk... yum!

  17. Money speaks louder than ethics on German Foreign Office Going Back To Windows · · Score: 1

    Users have, it claims, also complained of missing functionality, a lack of usability and poor interoperability.

    Especially those users who have a relative or friend who works in the Microsoft PC sales business ...

  18. Quite risky on Man Uses Snowblower To Put Out House Fire · · Score: 1

    ... it could just as well have fanned the flames...

  19. Re:Where's the video? on Shoplifter Gets Caught When Her Mobility Cart Gets Stuck · · Score: 1

    Porky societal leeches like that should be airlifted to the Serengeti to feed the cheetahs and hyenas, which would also make entertaining video.

    Wouldn't that be cruelty to animals, feedings them rotten food like that?

  20. Re:"Mobility Carts" on Shoplifter Gets Caught When Her Mobility Cart Gets Stuck · · Score: 1

    Did you know you can get a handicap sticker for having a drug addiction?

    What did whoever decided that smoke?

  21. Re:meh on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    For instance the iPhones have screwed up simple time shifts multiple times, and noone seems that concerned about it.

    Indeed. People only seem to be concerned if a person of value is late...

  22. Re:It might cause an alarm clock fiasco on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    I predict lots of people showing up to work 2 hours late if they us their cellphones or iDevice as an alarm clock.

    Or four hours if they use an iPhone...

  23. Re:Huh? What? on The Death of BCC · · Score: 1

    It's very practical because I can answer to everybody and point them to http://hoaxbusters.org/ or like (using BCC this time).

    ... or you could even set up a procmail script that does it automatically for you.

  24. Re:I'd say the bigger problem with tech on The Death of BCC · · Score: 1

    Should I tell everyone to get off my lawn or do others miss it as well?

    I'm missing it as well.

    But I've got to disappoint you: nowadays business users are just as clueless with e-mail and everything computer. True geeks are a dying species, both in the home arena and in the business arena.

  25. Re:Kill CC instead on The Death of BCC · · Score: 1

    why not just put them all in the "To:" field?

    A, B and C organize an event together. A asks B to do some action item, and wants C to know (so that C doesn't need to worry that it might have been forgotten). A would put B into To: and C into Cc: