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  1. I *think* it was Fuzzy... on Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 1

    ...whom my dad heard, on a nationally-televised golf game, when he missed a putt, say, "Goddamned fucking day!" under his breath. It's still a catch-phrase to us. So based on that criterion alone, I *like* Zoeller. Well, as much as one can like a golfer at all. ;)

  2. Re:Causes, not symptoms on Human Nature Trumps Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    Your post would be more comprehensible if there was a word between "beautiful" and the excalamtion point.

            Must be that damned slashdot filter ;)

  3. Re:slashdot on Fish-like Sensors for Underwater Robots · · Score: 1

    And the loosing party will be you, moron. Yay!
  4. Er... new? on Fish-like Sensors for Underwater Robots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As far as I can tell from the article (hah!), the flow-sensors aren't new, though they may be uniquely orientable with applied magnetic fields. Really, this just looks (to me) as though it's a low-frequency linear acoustic array, and those have been used for a LONG time for this sort of thing. It seems to me that the individual sensors might be what are actually of interest.

  5. Re:Causes, not symptoms on Human Nature Trumps Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    Exactly. You don't see terrorist bombings in Norway, because Norway isn't sticking their collective noses in other peoples' business.

          I thought it was because of the beautiful Fnords!

  6. Re:I'm glad he got his wife's stolen laptop back on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: 1

    Wait... the laptop came back with 20 "rap songs" which were completely and utterly unintelligible...?

            Ah. A vast improvement over the usual, then.

  7. Re:Welcome on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our virginal slashdot, Beowulf-ignorant readers!

  8. Re:"Hot ice"? on Burning Ice Drilled from Alaska's Slope · · Score: 1

    This energy need not be heat energy and can easily be kinetic energy - the mechanism that's used by the vapuorisers you can easily buy at the pharmacy.

          Ah, but "heat" is just the name we give to kinetic energy where we've neglected to keep track of the particles' *directions* of movement and just have a good idea of their average *speeds*. It's really just a question of the scale at which you can afford to keep track of velocities accurately.

  9. Re:they have to replace pluto on First Exoplanet Atmospheres Analyzed · · Score: 4, Funny

    That newly-arrived large ominous black orb with the giant satellite dish embedded in it may qualify. Cartman became black?!?
  10. Re:Symantec on SystemDoctor: Pot, meet kettle... on Microsoft Apologizes for Serving Malware · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would second the recommendation of Kaspersky (if you want to pay for an all-in-one system scanner and software firewall). If you want to go for the free stuff, Avast and AVG have both proven to be fine for me, along with a ZoneAlarm or Comodo firewall.

          The other poster in this thread level said that Kaspersky was a resource hog. I've never found that (except that big downloads on broadband can be made slower by Kaspersky doing its scanning during the download). Plus, its definitions are updated every couple of hours.

              I used to use Panda as an all-in-one program, and it worked fine, but it ate up far too much of my RAM.

  11. Mods for this article.... on Burning Ice Drilled from Alaska's Slope · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... just remember that if you mod something "flamebait" in the threads for this particular submission, they should automatically also be modded "insightful".

  12. Fine, until... on Fuel Tanks Made of Corncob Waste · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's all great, until I go out in the morning and find that the damned raccoons have eaten through my gas tank and drunk all my biofuel. Varmints!

  13. Re:Dr. Schroeder is pretty hot, too! on Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except she requires a MTBF of more than 3 seconds. Sorry dude.

          You call that failure?!? I'd call it success.

  14. Re:Pre-emptive strike! on 4 GB May Be Vista's RAM Sweet Spot · · Score: 1

    "640,000 DIMM slots ought to be enough for anyone" Ohhh, snap!
  15. Re:Glenn Gould is still safe on iTunes Uncovers Musical Hoax · · Score: 1

    Not much chance getting away with calling a Glenn Gould recording your own.

          Just get in the habit of humming along with your playing, quite loudly at times, off-key. All that's left is learning to play the pieces gorgeously and with deep, deep feeling. Should be a good project for the weekend.

  16. Re:Blind music critics? on iTunes Uncovers Musical Hoax · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...]when you had no expectation that there even was a dupe.

            This is slashdot. We're trained to be alert to those all the time.

  17. Re:live performances? on iTunes Uncovers Musical Hoax · · Score: 5, Funny

    but didn't she play publicly? Be kinda hard to fake that :)

        Meh. We're slashdotters. How the hell do WE know if a woman is faking something?

  18. Re:Expect a shitstorm to arise from this on Possible Cure For Autism · · Score: 1

    The vast bulk of those with severe autism don't have any redeeming features due to autism. I have an cousin (in-law) who is essentially a 4 year old in a young man's body. He requires constant care, and that care isn't joy on earth - imagine trying to get a 4 year old to do something they don't want to do, then give that four year old the size and strength of a 20 year old man.

          I think you've just described about 70% of us reading slashdot. Except for the "strength" bit.

  19. Re:Hey cool - my med school - UMDNJ on Possible Cure For Autism · · Score: 1

    New Jersey is also the state with the most Nobel prize laureates (although, I'm not sure about that now, since a few died).

          You'd think they'd have figured that little bit out by now.

  20. Oblig. Definitely fatty acids... on Possible Cure For Autism · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... definitely, definitely.

  21. Re:Misleading headline on Regrowing Lost Body Parts Getting Closer All the Time · · Score: 1

    It's not misleading if you have a proper handle on the English language. You were thinking of "Regrown body parts getting closer all the time"

          Ah, yes. That totally deunobfuscated it for me. It's my damned shovels I want proper handles on, more now than ever.

  22. Misleading headline on Regrowing Lost Body Parts Getting Closer All the Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    Phew! Upon first reading that headline, I got an image of disembodied bits, growing ever larger, shuffling closer inexorably. I was about ready to look for a shotgun, or at least a shovel.

  23. Meh. on New Blender Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    I won't believe it until someone releases a series of videos in which a lab-coated dude asks "Will it Render?".

  24. Re:Odd. on Cold Fusion Scientist Exonerated · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can assure you that Taleyarkhan is *not* stupid. The problem is, his main (or at least one of the originals) detractor is Seth Putterman, who is also decidedly *not* stupid. This is one of the few issues I feel a little more familiarity with than most slashdot readers, and nothing in this case is as clear-cut as "he's obviously dumb or a liar".

  25. Doesn't mean he's *right* on Cold Fusion Scientist Exonerated · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, the article title is VERY misleading. As others have pointed out, the question at hand is whether sonoluminescence can lead to fusion. In some peoples' minds, this is "cold" fusion, because the whole damned apparatus doesn't have to be a plasma. However, where the fusion is claimed to be taking place (in the middle of tremendously cavitating bubbles) *IS* in a plasma state (at least for part of an acoustic cycle). Thus, this might be better termed "locally hot" fusion or something. Or just "sonofusion", which everyone in the field seems to understand.

        Second, the New Scientist blurb is interesting in that Rusi seems to have been cleared of scientific fraud. The question, if I remember correctly, was whether the neutrons he was seeing were due to poor experimental techniques, contamination (accidental or purposeful), or simply weren't there in the first place. This blurb SEEMS to clear him of accusations of purposeful contamination and just making up the existence of neutrons. However, it doesn't mean that they were really there, and certainly not that he's really found thermal neutrons from fusion in his experiments. THAT will take a whole lot more "confirmation".

          (IAAP, but haven't been following this conflict closely. The last I paid attention was at the ASA meeting last December in Hawai'i. So I'm sure someone will correct my--- inadvertent---mistakes. This is, after all, Slashdot.)