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Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry

coondoggie writes "Pro golfer Fuzzy Zoeller is suing to track down the author of what Zoeller says is a defamatory paragraph about him on the Wikipedia site. In an Associated Press story Zoeller's attorney, Scott Sheftall, said he filed a lawsuit against a Miami firm last week because the law won't allow him to sue Wikipedia."

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  1. So what's the story? by Southpaw018 · · Score: 4, Informative

    So what's the story...the fact that he's doing the right thing here?

    He's suing the correct person for (if the accusations are true - and you've seen Wikipedia troll edits, they probably are) a legitimate reason. So the story is that he's not an idiot suing Wikipedia like the rest of the idiots would?

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    1. Re:So what's the story? by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think Slashdot wants the community to foam at the mouth about the *potential* breach of privacy Wikipedia could be involved in by revealing the poster (or, at least, revealing where the poster posted from). Of course, Slashdot is relying on the fact that most people won't RTFA and see that Wikipedia hasn't even been formerly notified by the lawyer brigade. Never mind that the IP is freely available on the Wikipedia page's history. So, in short: Slashdot wants Slashdotters to foam at the mouth so they get more pageviews. Pretty common tactic.

    2. Re:So what's the story? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      The article actually links to answers.com's mirrored copy of the libel, which makes for interesting reading. Without wishing to repeat the libelous allegation itself, it essentially comprises of Zoeller supposedly confessing to a large number of relatively unpleasant personality flaws and associated actions.

      Given the way its presented, I can understand someone wanting compensation after reading that about themselves.

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    3. Re:So what's the story? by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interestingly, it looks like someone at WP deleted much of the page's history. Maybe now they can also be sued for destruction of evidence.

    4. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He's suing the correct person for... a legitimate reason."

      Except the defendant can counter with the preschool defense: Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will..."

    5. Re:So what's the story? by Trogre · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what's the story...the fact that he's doing the right thing here?

      He's suing the correct person for (if the accusations are true - and you've seen Wikipedia troll edits, they probably are) a legitimate reason. So the story is that he's not an idiot suing Wikipedia like the rest of the idiots would?


      I'm guessing you're from somewhere in the United States of America?

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    6. Re:So what's the story? by kubrick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd presume that's because people viewing the article can also go back and view historical versions, which would be continuing the publication of defamatory statements. I'm sure whoever did this will have kept an archived copy to be produced on demand.

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    7. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they do this on a routine basis.

    8. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm. Someone tells lies about you that might damage your reputation or livelihood. You want them to stop. Do you

      a.) send someone to break their kneecaps
      b.) smear shit all over their car
      c.) call them lies back and sleep with their sister
      d.) follow the legal remedy that has been established for centuries and appeal for relief against the harmful action?

      Oh that's right. Except in America, the right thing to do is (b).

    9. Re:So what's the story? by baomike · · Score: 1

      He looks like he is suing a law firm that uses the IP address that made the changes on Wikipedia.
      Now what are the chances that the machine at the law firm was cracked and used by persons unknown.

    10. Re:So what's the story? by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

      Odds are it was an intern playing around on the internet. But if the RIAA has taught us anything, it's that an ip address is useless if multiple people use the internet connection. This guy will never find out who made the entry and if we start holding ip address owners responsible for anything done through their connection, free open wifi is done. I think this just shows the importance of having a PR rep checking crap like this if you want to keep control of infomration about yourself. He could have reported it to wikipedia, they could have fix the entry and they would have locked it with a vandalism warning.

    11. Re:So what's the story? by dq5+studios · · Score: 5, Informative

      Correct. Wiki Admins can hide historical revisions from non-admins.

    12. Re:So what's the story? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I can understand someone wanting compensation after reading that about themselves.
      You mean, like, an apology?
    13. Re:So what's the story? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      e) Say, "Meh. So what?" and go on to live a public life and create enough "good" evidence that would make such claims laughable?

      Makes me wonder sometimes that maybe a bit of introspection after things such as this wouldn't be such a bad thing.
      "You know, I am a bit of an ass sometimes. Maybe I should try to be a better person, so I don't have to sue all and sundry over the snarky comments they make."

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    14. Re:So what's the story? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So what's the story...the fact that he's doing the right thing here?

      He's suing the correct person for (if the accusations are true - and you've seen Wikipedia troll edits, they probably are) a legitimate reason. So the story is that he's not an idiot suing Wikipedia like the rest of the idiots would? Errm, he's "doing the right thing" because the law won't allow him to sue Wikipedia. "Courts have clearly said you have to go after the source of the information," Sheftall said.

      Doing the right thing because you can't do the wrong thing isn't really doing the right thing, is it?

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    15. Re:So what's the story? by drsquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, so when the local newspaper puts your picture on the front page saying you're a paedophile, you'll have plenty of time for introspection whilst in hospital.

    16. Re:So what's the story? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...constitute libel.

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    17. Re:So what's the story? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called Oversight. Very few admins have this ability, and it's tightly regulated. I'm guessing the rationale for this case is Removal of potentially libellous information ... when the subject has specifically asked for the information to be expunged from the history, the case is clear, and there is no editorial reason to keep the revision.

    18. Re:So what's the story? by blanks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Hmm. Someone tells lies about you that might damage your reputation or livelihood. "

      Yes but it also has the reversed affect, where companies and people can now sue anyone or everyone for posting/saying anything negative about them.

      So for example you can not post on a rating site your opinion based on an expierence of a company/services unless its good without fear of a lawsuit. Which I had to deal with 2 years ago.

    19. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like answer.com got updated, because it's more or less the same as the current wikipedia page. It seems like everyone thinks this is related to the Tiger Woods incident, but that seems unlikely as that's been well known, covered everywhere (including the current WP page), and the passage on both the WP and answer.com page about it are mostly factual (the videos around the net confirm it).

      So there must have been something else that was added, or am I missing something here?

    20. Re:So what's the story? by LizardKing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm. Someone tells lies about you that might damage your reputation or livelihood. You want them to stop. Do you

      a.) send someone to break their kneecaps
      b.) smear shit all over their car
      c.) call them lies back and sleep with their sister
      d.) follow the legal remedy that has been established for centuries and appeal for relief against the harmful action?

      Oh that's right. Except in America, the right thing to do is (b).

      Depends on how hot their sister is, otherwise it's poo time.

    21. Re:So what's the story? by Wite_Noiz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A fair point, but even a successful libel case isn't going to remove that stigma from your name.

    22. Re:So what's the story? by Supercrunch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wikipedia probably gets vandalized every minute of the day. In this case, it'd be relevant to know how long the offending paragraph existed in the article before being reverted. If another editor caught it and reverted it within a few hours, I hope the court would find this kind of lawsuit to be frivolous. If The Wiggles filed a lawsuit every time somebody posted how "gay" they were, they'd be rich. (Oh wait, they are. Rich, not gay).

    23. Re:So what's the story? by cabinetsoft · · Score: 1

      An interesting fact is that this could be the start from a longer stories about Fuzzy Zoeller sueing other people... This guy could be a next target

    24. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    25. Re:So what's the story? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but isn't the problem with the RIAA cases that the connection was unsecured wireless and thus open to abuse by countless neighbours and people just passing? Whereas in this case unless they can clearly demonstrate that the computer was hacked, or the connection abused, then there may be issues of liability related to the fact that the person who did it must have been an employee of the company?

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    26. Re:So what's the story? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      So, in short: Slashdot wants Slashdotters to foam at the mouth so they get more pageviews. Pretty common tactic.

      Huh. I'm not foaming, and I learned something from /. today. Call me stupid, but I didn't know the process for going after a malicious poster of Wikipedia entries...

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    27. Re:So what's the story? by suffe · · Score: 1

      Sure it is. If you are doing the right thing for the right reason is another matter.

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    28. Re:So what's the story? by morie · · Score: 1

      sleep with their sister

      Can we? What does she look like (then again, this is slashdot, who cares)

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    29. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you

      a.) send someone to break their kneecaps
      b.) smear shit all over their car
      c.) call them lies back and sleep with their sister
      d.) follow the legal remedy that has been established for centuries and appeal for relief against the harmful action?


      YES, in that order.

    30. Re:So what's the story? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      You sir or madame are a person after my own heart.

    31. Re:So what's the story? by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Oh Please... it's worse in France and Germany... Even just hinting at possible indescretions can get you thrown before a Judge.

      Example: Mitterand (former prez of France) "maybe" had a state-funded apartment "love nest" - "possibly" complete with mistress and child. In the US, that would have been fair game for a public personality during campaign season - but in France it's "non palpable."

      Fun article here

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    32. Re:So what's the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. Jackass.

      I presume you're posting from somewhere in the We Get it in the Ass land?

    33. Re:So what's the story? by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Someone tells lies about you that might damage your reputation or livelihood. You want them to stop. Do you

      a.) send someone to break their kneecaps
      b.) smear shit all over their car
      c.) call them lies back and sleep with their sister
      d.) follow the legal remedy that has been established for centuries and appeal for relief against the harmful action?

      Oh that's right. Except in America, the right thing to do is (b). e) send CowboyNeal to break their kneecaps, shit on their car, sleep with their sister, and relieve himself with a harmful action. In that order.
    34. Re:So what's the story? by yootje · · Score: 1

      On the English Wikipedia, that is.

    35. Re:So what's the story? by fredclown · · Score: 1

      Looks as though the defamatory remarks are sort of back in the article. Except now they are there as a factual statement that he is suing for someone posting those remarks. I find that ironic and funny.

    36. Re:So what's the story? by nickname225 · · Score: 1

      Actually - Employer responsibility for the acts of their employees is fairly limited. Under the principal of Respondeat Superior employers are only responsible for the tortuous actions of employees who are in the "Course and Scope of their employment." Courts can be pretty restrictive about what this means - it's not enough to be in the office during working hours - it usually requires being actively engaged in your job. So unless the offenders job is to edit wikipedia pages - the employer might be off the hook. Full disclosure - I am an attorney, but tort law is not my area of expertise.

    37. Re:So what's the story? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're from somewhere in the United States of America?

      Tell me: In your country, what's the preferred method for arbitrating grievances? Dueling? Vigilantism? Lynch mobs? Violent revolt? Outright warfare? Protest marches?
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    38. Re:So what's the story? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Gosh, two Americans in two days! Welcome.

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    39. Re:So what's the story? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      How about ignoring such petty nonsense and getting on with our lives?

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    40. Re:So what's the story? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      "Petty nonsense" is a subjective term. It's obviously not "petty nonsense" to the plaintiff, who has gone to some trouble and expense in addressing it. With more and more people looking to Wikipedia and Google for information, anyone who makes a living in part by their reputation will have to treat the Internet as serious business. It's easy for you and I, whose primary Internet identities are recreational pseudonyms, to say his complaints are petty nonsense. Personally, I think it's nice that we do have a court system, and that people do have recourse to peaceful arbitration, on whatever grievances they choose to take seriously. In the end, the judge and jury, not you and I, are the ones chartered to decide if his grievance is petty nonsense.

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  2. So did he actually say that stuff by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did he legitamately say that stuff, or is it just made up stuff about him? If he really said it, why should it not go on his permanent record?

    1. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He did say the stuff about Tiger Woods, and he did apologize and withdraw from the US Open that year as a result. The rest was apparently made up by the vandal - some pretty vicious stuff about wife-beating, based on the copy that was linked. I don't blame him for suing.

      BTW I remember his open apology to Woods which he read aloud at a press conference, and it was actually was very nicely done. 100 percent different from the half-hearted, ghostwritten-by-my-agent "apologies" we're accustomed to hearing from the likes of Tim Hardaway, Nick Saban, etc.

    2. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The lawsuit text on the smoking gun ( http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/02 22071fuzzy1.html ) says that the paragraph in question (which contains several allegations) is false. It does not, however, deny individual allegations. So his lawsuit could be accurate while still leaving "wiggle room" for some of the allegations to be true (e.g. alcoholism), while others are false (e.g. violently beating his family members). I'm sure more details will emerge in coming days.

    3. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

      So has he stopped beating his wife?

    4. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 0, Troll

      mu!

      Naw, who are we kidding? He beats the HELL out of her!

      Sue me now, Fuzzy!

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    5. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.
      -Fuzzy's wife

      so sue me.

    6. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by alienmole · · Score: 1

      His "permanent record"? That's an intimidation tactic used to keep schoolchildren in line. Zoeller's not in high school.

    7. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah, I'll sue you in England.

    8. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh man. During the leadup to the 2004 presidential election when Howard Dean was getting lots of press I noticed that he bore a striking resemblance to a Chicago-area lawyer that often had ads on TV named Peter Francis Geraci. So I put links to pictures of both in my AIM profile.

      At this time I was signed up for a website that auto-stalked my AIM profile/away messages, so that people could see an archive of them. So that went into the archive.

      One of my friends saw it and told me that she heard that Peter Francis Geraci beat his kids. I didn't take it seriously, but I quoted it in the profile. And it went up on the dude's website.

      A few weeks later I got IMed by the guy running the website. He'd received an C&D from the office of Peter Francis Geraci and had to kick me off the service and delete my archive as a result. He was really nice about it, but there wasn't much he could do.

    9. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      That someone would have beef over an IM status....*shakes head*

      I guess /. should wait for a C&D from ole Fuzzy for my post. That wife-beating jerk. I'll get you yet, Fuzzy. You haven't heard the last (*&#(^[NO CARRIER]

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    10. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 2, Interesting
      He did say the stuff about Tiger Woods, and he did apologize and withdraw from the US Open that year as a result. The rest was apparently made up by the vandal - some pretty vicious stuff about wife-beating, based on the copy that was linked. I don't blame him for suing. BTW I remember his open apology to Woods which he read aloud at a press conference, and it was actually was very nicely done. 100 percent different from the half-hearted, ghostwritten-by-my-agent "apologies" we're accustomed to hearing from the likes of Tim Hardaway, Nick Saban, etc.

      I also don't blame him for suing, as this is clearly a case of someone trying to defame him with false information. And yes, his apology to Tiger seemed sincere.

      I had to comment because it should not be forgotten that what he initially said about Tiger was inexcusable. It's like when a white guy (like me) says the "n" word: you can't excuse that. I am white and do not say the "n" word, nor would I ever make comments about black people serving fried chicken, etc., because I don't think in terms of racial stereotypes. The mere fact that someone like Fuzzy says things like that clearly shows that he is at least somewhat racist. As with Michael Richards, Fuzzy stopped censoring himself for a moment and let his true feelings seep out, even though he knows what he said was hurtful. That would NEVER happen to someone who is not a racist, since we don't think like that to begin with. That might all be okay for a PGA golfer or a NASCAR driver, but I can't help but wonder what would happen to an NBA or NFL player, or even a politician or corporate CEO, if he talked like Fuzzy.

      So if someone makes up defamatory things about Fuzzy, that person has opened himself up to punishment. However, I will never feel bad for Fuzzy if he is remembered as an idiot. Great golfer, interesting guy, and obviously a jerk.

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    11. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What wife? According to Wikipedia, since 1997 he's been living with a troupe of gay circus midgets and a sheep named Bianca.

    12. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a sheep named Bianca. The wife.
    13. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      So if someone makes up defamatory things about Fuzzy, that person has opened himself up to punishment. Only for what he's said, and no more. If someone thinks what he's said is bad, then they're entitled to dislike or hate him on the basis of that, but not on the basis of something he hasn't done.

      Implying that it's valid for someone to throw false accusations at someone else because that person originally did or said something bad is the thin end of the wedge, and has massive potential to act as leverage for abuses of the justice system.

      If the thing the person did/said in the first place is that bad, it shouldn't be necessary to lie about other stuff to make them look worse. If it's not, then there's no case for exaggerating the heinousness of his crimes. Either way, what you say isn't acceptable.
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    14. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by David_W · · Score: 1

      His "permanent record"? That's an intimidation tactic used to keep schoolchildren in line.

      Yeah, in the working world they call it your "HR file."

    15. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by DJCacophony · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jesus Christ, there is so much wrong with your post I don't know where to begin.

      1. "Nigger" is an insult no matter who says it. Differentiating between different races like you're doing and assigning them different levels of free speech based on their color is extremely racist.

      2. It is an insult, a worded personal attack. It causes no direct physical harm. It is as excusable as any other insult; moron, jackass, cracker, loser, etc.

      3. There are sometimes people that deserve to be insulted. People generally acting like a complete jackass. For instance, a group of trolls who buy tickets to a Michael Richards show with the intent to heckle him the whole time, and then do just that.

      4. Don't even begin to talk about people's "true feelings", because the only true feelings you know about are your own. Don't pretend to know how other people feel, and don't even try to judge somebody's feelings and personality based on one remark they make.

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    16. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So nobody knows the diff between a troll and a joke anymore? Jeez. Stupid mods.

    17. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      I can't help but wonder what would happen to an NBA or NFL player, or even a politician or corporate CEO, if he talked like Fuzzy.

      You mean someone like Tim Hardaway?

    18. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by alienmole · · Score: 1

      You may be right, although I've never worked at a company large enough to operate that way, so I wouldn't know. Keeping files on people's past actions is so Stasi, I'm surprised people put up with it.

    19. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by bogjobber · · Score: 1
      1. "Nigger" is an insult no matter who says it. Differentiating between different races like you're doing and assigning them different levels of free speech based on their color is extremely racist.

      That's not entirely true. When most black people use "nigga" as a greeting/casual term, it doesn't have the same connotation that it does when a white person says "nigger," or to a lesser extent if a white person says "nigga." It's a case of a group of people re-appropriating an offensive term and trying to make it harmless. For example, "queer" has pretty much been successfully taken back and isn't viewed as an insult by many people. The context matters more than the actual word used.

      Also, racism is one of the few truly taboo subjects we have in the US. Because of the history of our society, whether correct or not, it actually is more offensive to make racist comments than other insulting comments. Calling someone fat, ugly, or an idiot is much less offensive than using racist terms.

      We don't come into a perfectly free and clear society. There is a history here, and words have meaning based on that history. People are and have been bigots, and because of that different words have different associations based on the context of who says it and in what situation.

      Welcome to the real world. Idealism doesn't work here.

    20. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. When most black people use "nigga" as a greeting/casual term, it doesn't have the same connotation that it does when a white person says "nigger," or to a lesser extent if a white person says "nigga."


      It also doesn't have the same connotation if a white person assigns it a different definition (e.g. he targets those listening to ganster rap regardless of whether or not they are black.)

      This qualifies as hear-say, but this was used as a defence at a corporate-level diciplinary hearing. Apparently, he targeted a white person first and was only targetting those who were listening to rap (regardless of skin colour).
    21. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by xigxag · · Score: 1

      What you say is true, but here's another, completely non-race-related analogy:

      Perhaps my wife and I have a private joke: She calls me "Pimp" and I call her "Whore." No matter how many times my next door neighbor may hear me call my wife "whore" to her face, that doesn't give him the right to do the same thing. She lets me refer to her thusly by permission, and it would be disrespectful for anyone else to do the same thing.

      (And, by the way, normally black people don't just automatically assume it's OK to call other black people "niggas" either, no matter what you may hear on street corners or in rap songs.)

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    22. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Is the neighbor not allowed to call your wife a whore? Of course not.
      Is it because of his skin color? Uhh, no.
      It's because you and your neighbor have a different relationship with your wife. It's different from saying "this white stranger isn't allowed to call my wife a whore, but this black stranger is".

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    23. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nigger" is an insult no matter who says it.

      Never heard of reclamation, have we?

    24. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends. maybe that niggas wife is a ho.

    25. Re:So did he actually say that stuff by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1
      I beg your pardon? What was wrong with my post? You are right, in one respect, that being that you clearly did not know where to begin. I will answer each of your replies, in sequence.

      1. I totally agree. I do not ever use the "n" word, but I will also not challenge the right of of those who have been the target of it to attempt to "take it back" in order to defuse it. To say that if a black man calls his friend "nigga" it is necessarily an insult, merely means that you have a lot to learn about life in America. Sometimes it is, but sometimes it isn't depending on the exact context. Maybe it shouldn't be that way, and no one should use that word because it leads to confusion and further misuse, but some use it as a genuine term of endearment and friendship or to show understanding.

      2. If insults never cause direct harm, there would be no harm in them, ever. Some of them are said in jest though, and some are comical in that they are not backed-up by anything historic. For example, you can call me a honkey all day, and I'll just think that the word itself sounds silly; if my sister calls me a Polack, she is referring to the stereotype of Poles (like us) being backward, which we both know I am not. People who are the targets of insults/stereotypes using such references in jest sometimes helps to neutralize the negative connotations to which they might otherwise be associated.

      3. See your own reply number 2. Insults do not cause physical harm, so they are acceptcable? So the "n" word is acceptable, because it does not cause direct physical harm? But you assume that the people who heckled Michael Richards were trolls, and that they were wrong for doing so? Wow. I;ve been heckled before, but I didn't respond with the most inflamatory racial insults imaginable.

      4. Don't pretend to know who is a troll, or what I was ranting about, since you obviously have no idea. Clearly, I have hit a nerve with you, over a conversation that should have no bearing on your life or mine, so from your reply I can easily tell what your own true feelings are.

      Just my opinion.

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  3. hmm? by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pro golfer Fuzzy Zoeller is suing to track down the author of what Zoeller says is a defamatory paragraph about him on the Wikipedia site.

    Is that the one that says the number of lawsuits he's filing against Wikipedia has tripled in the last six months?

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    1. Re:hmm? by quanticle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To repeat another poster: This guy isn't suing Wikipedia. He's suing someone who edited his Wikipedia page to include information that was allegedly defamatory.

      As I see it, he's doing the right thing here. Mr. Zoeller's quarrel isn't with Wikipedia, its with the guy who edited his entry. That's the way that Mr. Zoeller is pursuing it. He's filing a "John Doe" lawsuit (the kind made famous by the RIAA) against the person associated with the IP address source of the edit.

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    2. Re:hmm? by lordmatthias215 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah, but think about it- the guy's never sued Wikipedia in the past, therefore his lawsuit count against Wikipedia before this past six-month period is zero. Tripling the lawsuit count in this six month period is 3(0), which of course equals 0. The GP is quite valid :) And I do agree that Mr. Zoeller is going about this lawsuit in the correct way- Wikipedia can't fully police all of their poster's comments, and the comments are the responsibilites of the posters.

    3. Re:hmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To repeat another poster: This guy isn't suing Wikipedia.

      The fact that the statement is incorrect is part of the joke.. get it? someone added incorrect information to wikipedia? ha ha?

    4. Re:hmm? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1
      As I see it, he's doing the right thing here. Mr. Zoeller's quarrel isn't with Wikipedia, its with the guy who edited his entry. That's the way that Mr. Zoeller is pursuing it. He's filing a "John Doe" lawsuit (the kind made famous by the RIAA) against the person associated with the IP address source of the edit.

      I think the "right" thing to do here would be to say: "That guy is wrong, and an idiot, and that information is false." The RIAA's tactics are questionable at best, and Zoeller's critics are right as well. There is no need to make up shit about Fuzzy, since he's proven himself perfectly capable of inserting his foot far enough into his oral orifice to satisfy most anyone.

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    5. Re:hmm? by amuzulo · · Score: 1

      So then, you could write that his lawsuits against Wikipedia have more than tripled in the last six months!

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    6. Re:hmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. His lawsuits agains wikipedia have been reduced to .05 percent of their previous level!

  4. Forgive me for stating the obvious by Vacardo · · Score: 0

    But isn't it technically free speech to defame someone?

    1. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but there's nothing that protects free speech. The First Amendment limits Congress -- not State legislatures (directly, anyway -- as applied, it limits them too) -- from making laws against certain kinds of speech. Making something illegal and letting someone get money from you when you're a j*****s are two different things.

    2. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Informative

      But isn't it technically free speech to defame someone?


            First if it is something written it's libel, not defamation. Secondly, you're only allowed to do it if what you claim is actually true. If you're just making stuff up about someone then you're probably going to have to cough up.

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    3. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by johndiii · · Score: 4, Informative

      Technically, yes. And you can't be criminally prosecuted for something of that nature, nor can it be restrained in advance. There is probably an exception for conspiracy to commit an actual crime. However, if you say something untrue that damages someone, you can be held liable for those damages. If the speech is printed, it's called libel; if spoken it is called slander.

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    4. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by torstenvl · · Score: 4, Informative

      You mean "libel, not slander." Slander and libel are both forms of defamation.

    5. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If I remember my libel law properly, just because it's false doesn't make it libel (at least in the states). For something to be libelous:

      1) It must be false
      2) It must have been uttered in *full knowledge of its falsehood*, or in reckless disregard for the truth.
      3) It must have been uttered with "actual malace"

      To collect damages one must also prove:

      a) A reasonable party might have believed the statement
      b) A reasonable party, upon hearing/reading it, would have through less of the victim

      So in defending a libel case you've got three bright line defenses:

      It was true. Prove this and you go home.

      It was *reaonsably believed to be true* at the time of utterance. Prove this and you go home.

      It was uttered without malice. Prove this and you go home.

      Then you've got some wiggle room on the defamation half:

      Sure it was malicious and libelous, but nobody would believe it

      Sure it was malicious and libelous, and everyone believed it, but the plaintif had a crappy reputation to start with and the statements didn't make it materially worse.

      Short version is that defending a libel case in the states is usually easy unless the case in truly eggregious.

    6. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both libel(written) and slander(oral) are types of defamation

    7. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't we need a spoken reading of the defamatory statements to ensure those who are visually impaired have access to all the information?

    8. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Secondly, you're only allowed to do it if what you claim is actually true.

      Unless you preface it with "In my opinion, ..."

    9. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by hey! · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, no.

      In a nutshell, you can tell deliberate lies that hurt people's feelings, but you can't tell deliberate lies that cause them some kind of economic damage (in a rather wide sense,to be sure).

      So, you can tell your friends that your roommate is a pathological liar, knowing it is false and will hurt his feelings. But you can't call up the company that he's interviewing with and say that without risking his coming after you for damages for slander. You can't tell your neighbor's wife that her husband is secretly HIV positive, becuase the law puts a value on things like conjugal relations.

      There's all kinds of nuances and gray areas in defamation, but a starting point is that when you do deliberate harm to somebody, and it is harm of a nature that the law thinks can be reasonably balanced by moving a sum of money from your bank account to his, you are in trouble. The rest is just elaboration.

      Another aspect of free speech is that while some forms of speech are punishable, in general there is a very strong bias under free speech against preventive measures. You can't sue somebody becuase they might defame you in the future (as far as I know). The government can't shut down your newspaper because you are just the sort of pinko who might publish state secrets. One way of thinking about this is that freedom doesn't necessarily mean freedom from consequences. This is why civil disobedience is important. If you want to punish somebody because he is going to break the law, you can simply disappear him. In a free society, you have wait until he is actually doing a crime, then you arrest him and as you try him publicly in a court of law, you are tried yourself in the court of public opinion. So the freedom to commit civil disobedience is an important freedom, one which is meaningless unless it results in a punishment.

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    10. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Ya know, the Constitution has more than just the one Amendment. You might want to read up on #14.

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    11. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by sh3l1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can't sue for someone exercising free speech, you can only sue someone for saying something that is both false and harmful. For example, Microsoft cannot sue apple for their ads, because they are true (to some extent), and someone who says something about someone that is false, but does not cause any damage cannot be held liable for that.

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    12. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Bootard · · Score: 1

      for what it's worth, this definition syncs nicely with my own thinking about this case. While I tend to be fairly anti-lawsuit with regards to slander/libel issues on the internet, here I end up more in Fuzzy's camp, precisely because wikipedia is a serious (modulo interesting discussions on how trustworthy online wikis can be) online reference. So with that said, to your three criterion. 1. Must be false. -- Don't think anything needs be said about this. 2. It must have been uttered in *full knowledge of its falsehood*, or in reckless disregard for the truth. -- Because of the authoritative encyclopedia nature of wikipedia, in my view the bar is rather low here. As opposed to something like an online forum, where "I heard it through the grapevine" would be adequate to disprove "full knowledge of falsehood", given that wikipedia is supposed to be an authoritative encyclopedia, if an editor doesn't have some direct evidence of the facts (I suspect wikipedia requires this as well), to me, they easily meet the criterion of reckless disregard for the truth. 3. Must have been issued with malice. -- Given wikipedia's nature as an authoritative reference, falsehoods on it are necessarily more serious than if they were printed elsewhere. If someone writes falsehoods about someone in an encyclopedia, what could the reason be besides to get people to think that, and if so, how can that not be malicious? So in conclusion, I think your definition fits well with this case: Because wikipedia is an encyclopedia, I think Fuzzy should win if and only if the other person put it in there without any evidence it was true -- he must have had *some* basis in evidence for what he wrote. As far as I am concerned, that is a totally fair standard.

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    13. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by NaturePhotog · · Score: 1

      Sure it was malicious and libelous, but nobody would believe it
      But I read it on the Internet! It must be true! :-)
    14. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      If I remember my libel law properly, just because it's false doesn't make it libel (at least in the states). For something to be libelous:

      1) It must be false
      2) It must have been uttered in *full knowledge of its falsehood*, or in reckless disregard for the truth.
      3) It must have been uttered with "actual malace"
      So since I don't know if you beat your wife (or even have one), I'm free to say you do, because I don't have "*full knowledge of its falsehood*"?
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    15. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically - Yeah. But even the most fanatical advocate doesn't think that outright harmful lies should be considered free speech

    16. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      did you not read the part about "reckless disregard for the truth"

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    17. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by pestario · · Score: 0

      GPINAL

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    18. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Short version is that defending a libel case in the states is usually easy unless the case in truly eggregious.

      Conversely, brining a suit would almost certainly be disastrous if there were a hint of truth to the defamation - achieving far wider publication of the allegations while uncovering the truth behind them. So the fact that he's suing at all is a strong indication that the smear is false.

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    19. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      did you not read the part about "reckless disregard for the truth"

      Sure, ignorance is bliss in this case - if you don't know what the truth is, how can you be recklessly disregarding it.
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    20. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Fourteenth has never been held to incorporate ALL of the bill of rights (gun control anyone? grand juries?), and I said "as applied" -- that is, according to the case law. Don't be a douchebag.

    21. Re:Forgive me for stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. You can. False and harmful speech is still free speech.

  5. Ahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhhh, lawyers. The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems.

  6. Clarification by torstenvl · · Score: 5, Informative

    He didn't sue the law firm because he can't sue Wikipedia so much as he sued the origin of the IP address from which the edits came (which happened to be a law firm) rather than Wikipedia , because he was unlikely to win against Wikipedia. Strictly speaking, there are very few cases (none that I can think of) where you just can't sue (whether the suit survives a 12(b) motion to dismiss -- especially 12(b)(2) and 12(b)(6) -- is another issue entirely).

    1. Re:Clarification by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      So he sues John Does since he doesn't know who the person is. Whats the point of bringing civil litigation against an unknown person? Can you actually go to court and win a case against an unknown person?

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    2. Re:Clarification by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      If you have as much money as the RIAA, heck yes you can.

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    3. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what exactly is an 'unknown person'? Surely everyone is known to someone. In fact, just this morning, Kareem and Youssef Ali ben Gabba seemed to know each other quite well. They kept joking about which one of my suitcases was the heaviest.

    4. Re:Clarification by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole reason it's allowed is so you can compel people and organizations to identify the defendant, at which point you can move on to establishing liability and trying to collect.

    5. Re:Clarification by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Off-topic but, I didn't know Idiocracy was from the same ppl as Office Space.
      Loved both movies though :D

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    6. Re:Clarification by rmstar · · Score: 1

      The fact that he can't sue wikipedia is definitely a problem, and a loophole in the current legal system. The "anything goes, we do what we want and fuck you" mentality of constructions like wikipedia should be eliminated. At the very least, they should be forced to permanently remove entries on people who do not want to have articles about them. The fact is, he should be suing both.

      I don't buy the "free speech" argument. That much "freedom" is totalitarian. It leaves no choice for those at the receiving end but to live with being harassed and defamed.

    7. Re:Clarification by Forseti · · Score: 1

      The fact that he can't sue wikipedia is definitely a problem, and a loophole in the current legal system.

      He can't sue Wikipedia for libel, which is normal in my opinion. That doesn't mean that Wikipedia can't be subpoenaed for the offending user's information, nor does it mean that they can't be sued if they don't remove libelous text from their site of their own free will. (Which they did in this case.) Since they seem to be cooperating, what do you think they should be sued for? You might be a little over-litigious...

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    8. Re:Clarification by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      WAR IS PEACE

      "freedom" is totalitarian.

      IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

      In the space of two minutes you railed against both free speech and free press, misunderstood what a loophole is, swore at me, advocated a malicious, flippant, and frivolous lawsuit, and denounced community projects. All without getting modded down. Congrats.

    9. Re:Clarification by rmstar · · Score: 1
      >>"freedom" is totalitarian.

      >IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

      Did I just say "freedom" is totalitarian? No. And you know it. So why did you do this?

      and denounced community projects

      Insisting that community projects have immunity is wrong.

      you railed against both free speech and free press

      Wow, a fundamentalist.

      Wikipedia makes it way too easy to post libelous and false claims that then are presented as encyclopedic truth, and without anyone assuming responsibility. This is not acceptable. Contribution to such constructs should only be allowed with proper identification.

    10. Re:Clarification by rmstar · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, wikipedia makes it way too easy to post libelous content with impunity, further pretending that this content is encyclopedic truth. They can be subpoenaed, true, but only for information that is meaningless unless the user felt like providing his correct identity. For example, the IP address they stored for this particular entry looks a lot like leading nowhere. It is an amply documented fact that this is the way the wikipedia community wants things to be. Their lax identity policy is a cause of problems. They know it, but prefer it that way. I can't understand why you call this "cooperating".

    11. Re:Clarification by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      Did I just say "freedom" is totalitarian? No. And you know it. So why did you do this?

      Yes, you did. "Freedom" with restrictions isn't freedom. You don't like what people do, so you want them to be unable to do it. Well maybe I don't like people speaking Hebrew in America, so we should outlaw Jewish holidays. Maybe I don't like people waving the flags of our enemies, so we should execute half the South for putting Confederate flags on their trucks.

      You can't put restrictions on "some freedom." That's not freedom, it's allowance. China started letting people own businesses and doesn't kill as many religious leaders anymore. That doesn't make them a free country. It just means they're being nice. Maybe YOU feel like information exchange should be a privilege. Just about every single other person on Slashdot feels it should be a right. Freedom is a right, and it is or should be an unbounded right, right up until it directly causes harm to other people's rights.

      Insisting that community projects have immunity is wrong.

      Who's talking about immunity? Immunity from what? Jimmy Wales hasn't done anything but make a Web 2.0 model of an encyclopedia. Wikipedia gets a lot of flak that MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, etc. don't get. Why? Because people misunderstand what it is. Wikipedia doesn't promise the information is accurate, so to blame them for having "presented [libelous and false claims] as encyclopedic truth" is just ignorant and belligerent. They encourage you to cite outside sources and to correct bad information. They ban users and IPs with histories of bad edits. They allow you to see if the last edit (or five or twenty thousand) were made by an anonymous editor with nothing but an IP, or a registered user with a full user page that displays his or her real name. If YOU decide to trust random IPs as much as or more than accountable persons, that's YOUR fault and it's not Wikipedia's responsibility to hold your friggin hand.

      And you're goshdang right, I'm a "fundamentalist" about free speech and free press. Every person is. There's a reason it's the friggin FIRST Amendment, not the 7th or 8th. Do you really need this spelled out for you? The First Amendment is the First Amendment because it's fundamental to a free society. You say that "they should be forced to permanently remove entries on people who do not want to have articles about them." Really? What about articles about President Bush? Should he be able to make Wikipedia take those articles down? Is it just because you hate Wikipedia, or do you think people should be able to remove articles about them from anywhere? What about from Slashdot? Steve Jobs and Bill Gates will both be glad to hear that. What about Newsweek? CNN?

      Wikipedia makes it easy to be semi-anonymous, sure. Guess what? So does a blowhorn in Times Square. It makes no difference that it was online and not in real life. In fact, I'm almost certain that fewer people saw it online than would have heard it in Times Square. The only difference is that online, a third party (Wikipedia) has created a space for people to communicate. And so you want to sue them. That's stupid.

      For example, the IP address they stored for this particular entry looks a lot like leading nowhere.

      Uh. It led to a place of business where people work. There are about 30 people there. That's not "nowhere." Despite your uninformed verbal diarrhea, there is accountability when proper. I mean, he's already suing the people responsible. What more do you want?

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  7. seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    who cares what the pedophiles at wikipedia post on their crappy site anyway, its not like you can't use them on your college paper anymore.

    1. Re:seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when can you use wikipedia on college papers?

    2. Re:seriously by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, since never.

      However, any cited articles can themselves be used as sources. :)

  8. Well, his name is Fuzzy. by mushadv · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was asking for it.

    1. Re:Well, his name is Fuzzy. by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I'm finding your logic a big fuzzy too.

    2. Re:Well, his name is Fuzzy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, thats the point. its 'fuzzy'!

    3. Re:Well, his name is Fuzzy. by Fuzzie+Viking · · Score: 1

      Hey! I almost take offense to that remark!

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  9. hard to believe... by straponego · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...that Zoeller has the time for this, what with all the baby-eating. And all the times he spends selling dope to school children disguised as a nun.

    /me eyes "Post Anonymously" button thoughtfully.

    1. Re:hard to believe... by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worse than that...he's a professional golfer.

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    2. Re:hard to believe... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ironically, though, if you "post anonymously" on the Wikipedia, your IP address becomes public, so you're easier to track down.

      It's much better to post using a user account, because while then your edits are tracked across IPs, the only people who can track you down are admins with what I think's called the "checkuser" privilege. Whatever it's called, it's the privilege to check a user's IP.

      So remember, when trolling people on the Wikipedia, don't do it AC-style. Create a sockpuppet instead.

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    3. Re:hard to believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I troll on the Wikipedia, (and I troll often ;) ), I use proxies and sockpuppets that link to one-use email accounts, such as mailinator. That way I keep my ID fresh. -John Smith

    4. Re:hard to believe... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1
      It's worse than that...he's a professional golfer.

      Such allegations!!! Next you'll be saying that he's a pro bowler. Oh, the horror!

      :)

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    5. Re:hard to believe... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia doesn't *require* an email account at all.

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    6. Re:hard to believe... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      STERN!

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    7. Re:hard to believe... by Mizled · · Score: 1

      ...that Zoeller has the time for this, what with all the baby-eating. And all the times he spends selling dope to school children disguised as a nun. /me eyes "Post Anonymously" button thoughtfully.

      I heard he also kills baby kittens but don't quote me on that now...

      *Runs and hides behind Wikipedia*

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    8. Re:hard to believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

    9. Re:hard to believe... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      yeah and iirc the checkuser logs also have a limited life

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    10. Re:hard to believe... by Culture · · Score: 1

      Why only children disguised as nuns? Does he have something against children in Priest costumes?

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  10. Could Have Seen This Coming by rueger · · Score: 1

    I would think it highly optimistic to think that Wikipedia can't be sued.

    Even if there's an argument that Jimmy Wales and the Wikimedia Foundation aren't responsible for the content - and I'm a bit skeptical about that - there will still be people who will launch suits just to get information removed.

    Ultimately Wikipedia will either wind up caving to anyone who complains, or spending many, many thousands of dollars on lawyers defending themselves.

    1. Re:Could Have Seen This Coming by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Even if there's an argument that Jimmy Wales and the Wikimedia Foundation aren't responsible for the content - and I'm a bit skeptical about that
      Oh? Can I sue Slashdot if someone posts a libelous comment? All of the content of Wikipedia is user-created.
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    2. Re:Could Have Seen This Coming by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would think it highly optimistic to think that Wikipedia can't be sued.

      No. As I mentioned elsewhere under this story, Wikipedia can't be sued for libelous information put there by users, by virtue of the only good part of the CDA, 47 USC 230. No need to be skeptical about it; it's been applied numerous times in the decade or so it's been around, and it is very protective of people and service providers online who aren't the original sources of the information at issue. Look it up.

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    3. Re:Could Have Seen This Coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps (IANAL), but your forgetting that this only applies in one country and wikipedia publishes internationally and is so liable to many different libel laws.

    4. Re:Could Have Seen This Coming by Jamesday · · Score: 1

      OK, You want to sue wikipedia. Now tell me who you want to show up in court.

      The Foundation? It didn't write it, it just owns the servers. All of the authors who collectively own it and license it to everyone? Only those who are administrators? Everyone who is an author-owner of a particular page? A specific author? The proper owner of the trademark Wikipedia (the authors IMO, since the word is most associated with their work, though it's registered by the Foundation, which has a secret trademark policy)? Which jurisdiction do you want to try if you're in France, the author is in China, the Foundation is in Florida, the master copy is in Florida and the copy you were served came from a server farm in South Korea?

      You're definitely right that many laws apply. It's a jurisdictional mess, as is usual these days.

    5. Re:Could Have Seen This Coming by Darby · · Score: 1

      Oh? Can I sue Slashdot if someone posts a libelous comment? All of the content of Wikipedia is user-created.

      I don't know, let's see:

      Nasarius is a known puppy kicker, a goatse aficionado, regularly tears the tags off of mattresses, and has been known to rebroadcast Major League Baseball games with only the implied verbal consent of MLB.

  11. Fuzzy History by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    When he made the racist comments, he cries it was the whiskey and vicodon talking. Exactly who is talking now?

    1. Re:Fuzzy History by dreddnott · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly who is talking now?
      Mel Gibson, from the sound of it...
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    2. Re:Fuzzy History by krouic · · Score: 1

      Well, now he will have to sue SlashDot as well..

    3. Re:Fuzzy History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CNN article about the racist comments did reference that he had a drink in hand. But now someone has removed this slight excuse from the Wikipedia article.

      As I always understood, Golf as game is just an excuse to go drink outdoors. It is the ultimate form of quarters.

  12. Shock horror! by deadlock911 · · Score: 0

    "Someone on the internets doesn't like me?! OH NOES! Sue them!"

    1. Re:Shock horror! by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      But it's an encyclopedia - not a Britney Spears fan forum.
      Slightly bigger deal.
      ;)

    2. Re:Shock horror! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but, like a Briney Spears (and I like that typo so much I will leave it...hehe, Briney) fan site, it's user-generated content. Regardless of how important it claims to be, it's still user-generated.

      This is an interesting quandary, though. Wikipedia is not really considered citeable in academic circles, and yet it's taken seriously enough for someone who posts there to be sued. Obviously different contexts, but still. I'd think that one could use Wikipedia's lack of academic credentials as a protection here. Not wikipedia bashing; I like wikipedia. But you've gotta play the cards you're dealt, and that seems like a hand I'd try to play. The "You can't sue me, wikipedia isn't taken seriously enough to a valid reference" defense.

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    3. Re:Shock horror! by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia is uncitable because its an encyclopedia. You can't cite Funk & Wagnells either but that doesn't make it in any way illegitimate or not taken seriously. Also they aren't being sued.

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    4. Re:Shock horror! by deadlock911 · · Score: 1

      um.....what are you talking about? you can cite an encyclopedia!

      you can't cite wikipedia because it doesn't have anyone who actualy knows what their talking about putting their name on articles. for instance if i cite encyclopedia britanica then my prof can go look that article up and see what expert wrote it, then if he thinks it is wrong he can blame that person for giving invalid information.

      on wikipedia some crack addict with a partial lobotomy can say that the egyptians ruled the romans and where controlled by aliens. no name. no degree. no backing. it would be like citing toilet wall graphitti.

    5. Re:Shock horror! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      if you cite encyclopedia britannica for anything other than a gradeschool paper you deserve an automatic F

      no college professor i have ever heard of and very vew highschool and middle school teachers will accept an encyclopedia as a source.

      btw wikipedia is actually more accountable than dead tree encyclopedias. in wikipedia you can track down who contributed a certain piece of information in an article and you can compare it to other information contributed by that person. in a dead tree volume you cannot because all the articles are usually unsigned.

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  13. At least they have adequate legal representation.. by Anti-Trend · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...on the matter. :-) On topic, this man is clearly an egotistical idiot. Most people would just try to get it worked out with Wikipedia (get the info corrected / removed), or failing that, just shrug something like this off. However, the fact that he's suing about it (how utterly infantile) is counter-productive to his goal: to not look like an ass in front of the Internet-using world. Well, congratulations "Fuz", I had no idea who you were until today. But now that you're suing somebody over a wiki entry, now I know you're an idiot.

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  14. Fuzzy by The+Bungi · · Score: 4, Informative
    With a name like that, I'd be suing the hell out of everybody just to get on TV.

    In case someone is wondering what makes Fuzzy notorious, here's the goods. Pretty stupid, but he apologized later (and I think very well).

    1. Re:Fuzzy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By suing the person who is actually responsible he's exercising "fuzzy logic"? I think it makes a whole lot more sense.

    2. Re:Fuzzy by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      So does fuzzy logic.

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    3. Re:Fuzzy by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 0

      I think Fuzzy Zoeler is a bad pseudonym for Harry Johnson.

    4. Re:Fuzzy by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      I know that was stupid but I can't tell if that's because he suggested that tiger was black, or that blacks like to eat fried chicken or that tiger likes to eat fried chicken. Or the collard greens which is a southern thing. Maybe he was suggesting tiger was from the south.

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  15. Fuzzy by EnsilZah · · Score: 4, Funny

    He can't sue Wikipedia, so he's suing the next closest target.
    Sounds like Fuzzy Logic to me.

  16. I think I rather when people beat up each other by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    This sueing becuase he/she said bad things that you don't like seem wrong somehow, at the very list unnatural. I'm sure it seems like the civilized thing to do, however I just not comfortable with this litigation happy environment.

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    1. Re:I think I rather when people beat up each other by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Well, if he wrote bad things about you and published them, that's libel, and its illegal. Under your system, I could put up a website or a Wikipedia entry saying all sorts of terrible things about you, and you'd be powerless to stop my assaults upon your character.

      However, if I have reason to believe that the things I wrote were true, then I've got an exemption. This golfer could also be classified as a public figure (such as a politician or celebrity) which would change the rules some more.

      IANAL btw.

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    2. Re:I think I rather when people beat up each other by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Well, if he wrote bad things about you and published them, that's libel, and its illegal. Under your system, I could put up a website or a Wikipedia entry saying all sorts of terrible things about you, and you'd be powerless to stop my assaults upon your character.

      I aggree, he's free to say what he wants, and I'm free to dislike him for it.

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    3. Re:I think I rather when people beat up each other by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then you're in deep doodoo when people who've never met you nor him hear or read what he's said and they take it as truth, then when you need that person, it comes back to haunt you.

      Character assassination is wrong, and should be punished. That's why there are defamation lawsuits.

    4. Re:I think I rather when people beat up each other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's bring back dueling. Killing for your honour is so much more gentlemanly.

  17. Everything I know I got from Wikipedia by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Is that the one that says the number of lawsuits he's filing against Wikipedia has tripled in the last six months?"

    Unprecedented in the 759 years of American History. When Wikipedia was formed at the Magna Carta Summit I'm sure they never thought this would happen.

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  18. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by dheera · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They shouldn't be allowed to sue Wikipedia unless they are accusing Wikipedia of the damage itself. Providing a medium for someone else is not enough. Wikipedia setting up a website is like a paper company giving paper to a newspaper company. You sue the newspaper, not the paper company.

    The very fact that someone could have conceivably sued Wikipedia is the reason why I'm afraid to start a business in this country. I don't want to waste a day of my life in court because some idiot decided to sue me instead of a user of my website. Courts should just dismiss stupid cases if the wrong person is being sued. As long as the case can actually even be brought to court, the law hinders people like me from developing anything new around here. I really wish that would change.

  19. this shows lack of understanding by Skridge · · Score: 1

    he really doesn't understand the show. by doing this, he guarantees it will be open season on his entry. im sure by tomorrow he will have 4 arms, and be an alien of something equally as likely. not to mention, being zoellered, the internet equivalent of being munsioned. ouch.

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    1. Re:this shows lack of understanding by swordgeek · · Score: 0, Troll

      a) That shouldn't have to matter to him.
      b) That is why Wikipedia is a cute experiment that has outgrown its lifespan.

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    2. Re:this shows lack of understanding by JDoorjam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, his article has received the same fate as the article on elephants, and John Seigenthaler, and others that have been the target of media attention or coordinated vandalism: experienced Wikipedians swarm the article to defend it, and end up improving it significantly. This sort of thing has always proven good for the respective articles in particular and Wikipedia in general.

  20. Judge Judy's Words of Wisdom by tundog · · Score: 1

    In the words of 'Judge Judy' Sheindlin: "The truth is an asbsolute defense against any claim of libel"

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    1. Re:Judge Judy's Words of Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, you'd think a judge would be able to spell better than that. Maybe that is why she ended up on TV instead of the Supreme Court.

    2. Re:Judge Judy's Words of Wisdom by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 0

      Obviously, no one else has said anything like this before she did.

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    3. Re:Judge Judy's Words of Wisdom by Intron · · Score: 1

      Actually, when she said that she had been drinking and using drugs heavily. In fact, her use of drugs has tripled in the last 6 months.

      j/k (whew)

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  21. I *think* it was Fuzzy... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    ...whom my dad heard, on a nationally-televised golf game, when he missed a putt, say, "Goddamned fucking day!" under his breath. It's still a catch-phrase to us. So based on that criterion alone, I *like* Zoeller. Well, as much as one can like a golfer at all. ;)

  22. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by westlake · · Score: 1
    Wikipedia setting up a website is like a paper company giving paper to a newspaper company. You sue the newspaper, not the paper company.

    I suspect that to a judge the Wikipedia is going to look a lot more like a publisher than a paper company. "Letters to the Editor" can still expose a newspaper to a suit for libel.

  23. But why... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

    ...but why are school children disguising themselves as nuns?

    1. Re:But why... by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      "...but why are school children disguising themselves as nuns?"
      To hide from professional golfers.
    2. Re:But why... by schon · · Score: 1

      but why are school children disguising themselves as nuns? Duh ... so they can buy the dope without being carded!

    3. Re:But why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but why are school children disguising themselves as nuns? To buy dope. Duh.
  24. why didn't he... by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

    just EDIT THE ARTICLE and go on about his merry way?

    1. Re:why didn't he... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      just EDIT THE ARTICLE and go on about his merry way?

      Because that violates Wikipedia's rules?

    2. Re:why didn't he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure creating an article about yourself is against the rules, but I thought correcting false information about yourself is okay.

      I quick look at the guidelines reveal this which would seem to apply in a case like this even if there is a rule about editing your own entry.

    3. Re:why didn't he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it doesn't. There's a conflict of interest guideline (only a guideline, not policy), which states that you shouldn't create or edit an article about yourself or an organization with which you are closely affiliated. However, there are a number of circumstances in which this doesn't apply (see the autobiography guidelines). One is correcting obvious factual errors in such an article, and another is removing vandalism, copyright violations, and libellous or defamatory statements.

  25. Hey!! by advs89 · · Score: 0

    I say we turn this entire slashdot story into a forum where we can write libel about Fuzzy Zoeller... i mean, what, is he going to sue us all???

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    1. Re:Hey!! by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      I say we turn this entire slashdot story into a forum where we can write libel about Fuzzy Zoeller... i mean, what, is he going to sue us all???

      Yes.

    2. Re:Hey!! by jones77 · · Score: 0

      The guy's allegedly a huge asshole. It wouldn't surprise some people I know.

  26. The story by JonTurner · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The story here is: ImportantPerson(tm) got his feelings hurt, and for that $omebody must pay.

    1. Re:The story by iamstretchypanda · · Score: 1

      You better watch out -- he may come for you next

  27. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. The Communications Decency Act was a terrible law and most of it was struck down as being unconstitutional. But a portion of it is still in effect: 47 USC 230. It grants extremely broad protection for providers and users of computer systems who merely reprint information provided by another. Wikipedia itself didn't make this edit to the page, a user did. As a result, Wikipedia can't be sued for the damage to the plaintiff's reputation. He'll have to find the original source.

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  28. There's no way he doesn't drink though. by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

    With a name like "Fuzzy" wouldn't you drink too?!

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  29. the libel in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Later Zoeller went public with his alcoholism and prescription drug addiction, explaining that at the time he made those statements, he was "in the process of polishing off a fifth of Jack (Daniels) after popping a handful of vicodin pills". He further detailed the violent nature of his disease, recalling how he'd viciously beat his wife Dianne and their four children while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. He also admitted feigning a ruptured spinal disc in 1985 so as to be prescribed a multitude of prescription medication. [4]

    He sought professional help and mended his fractured familial relationships. In May 2006, Zoeller said in an interview with Golf Digest magazine that he hadn't beaten his wife in nearly five years.

  30. Hmm... by Ryuu · · Score: 1

    I guess suing the law firm and having the link to The Smoking Gun lawsuit papers in his Wikipedia article permanently is better than just editing it himself.

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  31. Isn't this the same guy by Yogi_Stewart_4 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    who made a pathetic attempt at humor when Tiger won his first Master's by advising him not to just have "fried chicken and collard greens" at the dinner. Not only an idiot, but a racist too.

    1. Re:Isn't this the same guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if the comment had been made by a black comedian, it would have been deemed funny. In the right context, this is funny, in public, though, it's politically incorrect and "inappropriate." IT depends on how sensitive you are to such things. I usually use the Undercover Brother test. If you thought the movie was funny, you can handle most "inappropriate" race relation comments, if you didn't think it was funny, you probably can't. Point is - if you can't laugh at yourself, you really don't have a sense of humor.

  32. Fuzzy wuzzy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy wuzzy felt despair
    Fuzzy wuzzy yelled until blue
    Fuzzy wuzzy please don't sue.

  33. So says my Russian proxy server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has no case. For one thing, Fuzzy Zoeller is well known to be an admitted alcoholic meth addict sex-offender.

    And a pill-popper.

    1. Re:So says my Russian proxy server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he only gets orgasms from killing puppies!

    2. Re:So says my Russian proxy server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he's just faking it when he clubs baby seals? Bastard.

  34. the text that he's mad about by moochfish · · Score: 4, Informative

    Later Zoeller went public with his alcoholism and prescription drug addiction, explaining that at the time he made those statements, he was "in the process of polishing off a fifth of Jack (Daniels) after popping a handful of vicodin pills". He further detailed the violent nature of his disease, recalling how he'd viciously beat his wife Dianne and their four children while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. He also admitted feigning a ruptured spinal disc in 1985 so as to be prescribed a multitude of prescription medication. [4]

    He sought professional help and mended his fractured familial relationships. In May 2006, Zoeller said in an interview with Golf Digest magazine that he hadn't beaten his wife in nearly five years.


    You gotta admit: if that paragraph isn't true, it is definitely libel by its defaming nature. Most people would be angry if this were in their own wikipedia entry. I know the Slashdot title is sensationalist, but in all honesty, I can see why he'd want to sue.
    1. Re:the text that he's mad about by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      You gotta admit: if that paragraph isn't true, it is definitely libel by its defaming nature. Most people would be angry if this were in their own wikipedia entry. I know the Slashdot title is sensationalist, but in all honesty, I can see why he'd want to sue. What the hell are you talking about. I would LOVE it if somebody put that in my wikipedia entry. 1) That would make me seem a lot cooler than I really am. Everybody knows that it's cool to drink alcohol and do drugs. 2) That would mean that somebody had actually taken notice of me to a level that they would feel the need to slander my name in public. If only I were so popular!

      (Please note that the post above is a joke, so please take it like one :-P)
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    2. Re:the text that he's mad about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, in what way is the Slashdot title sensationalist? It seems perfectly descriptive to me.

      I, too, can see why he would want to sue. What I cannot see is why he did sue. It serves to draw attention to some little-seen edits on a little-seen article. The edits were removed completely by Wikipedia citing their Biographies of Living Persons policy. He should have been satisfied with that. Now that everyone knows about the implicit allegations contained in the formerly little-seen edits on the formerly little-seen article, he has next to no chance of ever having another endorsement deal again (in my opinion) similar to how he lost multiple endorsement deals after his commentary about Tiger Woods.

    3. Re:the text that he's mad about by gosand · · Score: 1
      You gotta admit: if that paragraph isn't true, it is definitely libel by its defaming nature. Most people would be angry if this were in their own wikipedia entry. I know the Slashdot title is sensationalist, but in all honesty, I can see why he'd want to sue.


      I can't. I can see why he would want that text removed though. Is a lawsuit the ONLY way to do that?

      Beause guess what - now his Wikipedia entry will read "In Feb 2007, he sued to have this text removed from his Wikipedia entry: Later Zoeller went public with his alcoholism and prescription drug addiction, explaining that at the time he made those statements, he was "in the process of polishing off a fifth of Jack (Daniels) after popping a handful of vicodin pills". He further detailed the violent nature of his disease, recalling how he'd viciously beat his wife Dianne and their four children while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. He also admitted feigning a ruptured spinal disc in 1985 so as to be prescribed a multitude of prescription medication."

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  35. ohhhh this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy who said the golf organization shouldn't serve fried chicken and collard greens next year..(so Tiger presumably would have nothing to eat?).. that was so long ago. And his comments are not that racist geeeeze . I am white, and I work in a black neighborhood at a large employer. People eat fried chicken almost every day. It is great food. I go into the breakroom, and there is fried chicken on the table and in the fridge. So what. Half of the emloyees are white. Everybody loves fried chicken. I have never seen collard greens though, and I'm not sure anyone really likes them. Such a bland vegatable dish it is. I didn't learn until I was grown up that all my favorite foods are the typical "black" foods. In kindergarten I said my favorite food was watermelon, and second was fried chicken, and third was french fries. I still have a poorly written list made by myself as a kindergartener in a scrapbook my mom made. I grew up in an almost completely white neighborhood and church. That is how I know without any question that there is nothing typically black about my favorite foods. They are just very good all by themselves.

    I do think collard greens are a possible exception, if there is anyone who really does like them. So then if the chicken thing were acceptable, he was walking away when he remembered to turn back and snap about the collard greens. he almost walked away, but then realized he needed to make a racists comment, so he turned around and tossed one back. So he was still being a dumbass. But he's a pro golfer, what do you expect? A moral Leader? A role model for your kids? He job is to hit a little pitted ball into a hole a few hundred yards away. Nothing great about that. Folks seem to have assumed too much value in people like him.

    1. Re:ohhhh this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Collared greens are not bland if cooked correctly, with the spices and pork fat. When I lived in Oakland it was pretty popular, I'd see it plenty. The KFC served it, fat black and white people both loved it. Just as much as fried chicken. But I didn't think Friend Chicken was ubiquitous either. I think the #1 black people food was Carne Asada from taco trucks. So perhaps I can be a consultant if Fuzzy Zoeller is to give another public speech about Tiger Wood's culinary preferences.

      Although to me the motherfucker looks *way* more SE Asian than black. So, uhhh, something with fish sauce?

  36. Sue who? by baomike · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe he should have sued McDonalds , they're always around and have deep pockets.

  37. Very Troubling. by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

    I find it very troubling that wikipedia keeps calling any changes made on it's site that it doesn't like vandalism. To me it seems the only reason to use that word is to claim it's a crime to edit a wikipedia entry with unpopular or bad information. That of course can't be a crime, because the whole point of wikipedia is to be open for anyone to edit.

    1. Re:Very Troubling. by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some Natalie Portman fans hate when you edit her site to mention the strange idiots who are obsessed with her naked and petrified or Hot Grits.

    2. Re:Very Troubling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like how every crime is now called terrorism? In the old days a mob hit using a bomb under a car was just a mob hit, not an act of treason.

    3. Re:Very Troubling. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      No, the "whole point" of Wikipedia is to create a high-quality, free-as-in-speech encyclopedia. The "open for anyone to edit" policy is simply the means.

      Anything posted with the intent of interfering with that goal (misleading information, spam links, etc.) is rightly called vandalism. Your mistake is in assuming that, because the same word is used, we're supposed to treat it as the same sort of property crime that occurs when a kid spraypaints a local McDonalds.

      On a tangentially related note, I was looking to see if the libelous paragraphs could still be found in older versions of Zoeller's entry. I can't find them, but I did find this:

      Zoeller is also notable for endorsing the Prosthipenis, a penile prosthetic for men whose genitals have been irreparably damaged, saying "it really turned my life around, I feel like a man again for the first time since that awful belt-sander accident".


      And this:

      Then Zoeller smiled, snapped his fingers, and walked away. Then he turned and added, "or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve." In reference to the food, Zoeller was referring to the following year's Master's Club Champion's Dinner. The defending champion selects the menu. Incidentally, Woods chose collard greens, pigs feet, chitlin, grits, hams hock, ribs, watermelon, grape kool-aid, fried catfish, sweet potato pie, hush puppies, olde english to wash it all down.
      There's a rather long edit war revolving around this one.

      Another ongoing debate: whether Zoeller's remarks about Tiger Woods were "racist", "controversial", "politically incorrect", "inappropriate", or "hilarious".
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  38. Racist=Okay Drug User=Lawsuit? by thedbp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, wait, I'm confused.

    His wiki also states that he had some very racist and unfriendly things to say about Tiger Woods. He's not trying to get that taken out, oh no. He wants references to drug use taken out.

    I don't think anything could have proved him to be more of a dinosaur.

    Racism, well, that's just fine. But don't let me hear you say I do drugs!

    1. Re:Racist=Okay Drug User=Lawsuit? by LauraW · · Score: 1

      His wiki also states that he had some very racist and unfriendly things to say about Tiger Woods. He's not trying to get that taken out, oh no. He wants references to drug use taken out.

      The difference is that he actually did say those things about Tiger Woods. He eventually apologized, publicly. I'm sure he wishes he could get a do-over for all-that, but he can't. But the references to drug use and wife-beating are (he says) untrue, so he's understandably upset. If it were me I'd be upset about the wife-beating accusations (if I had a wife), though I couldn't really care less about the drugs and alcohol.

    2. Re:Racist=Okay Drug User=Lawsuit? by KilBee · · Score: 1

      #1 The article just states the facts of the incident. (It doesn't specifically use the word "racism")
      #2 The facts as stated are true -- so he wouldn't have a libel case.

    3. Re:Racist=Okay Drug User=Lawsuit? by mattis_f · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference there. The rascist Tiger Woods remark is very well documented (heck, someone posted a youtube link to a video clip of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWS0StFM5I ). It is hard to claim libel when you actually did it.

      Then again, obviously he doesn't want to add to that by untrue statements. The things that were entered in Wikipedia were, indeed, pretty nasty.

    4. Re:Racist=Okay Drug User=Lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      It could be because the people pointing fingers about 'racism' today are widely perceived to be assholes whose opinion does not need to be taken into account.

      In other words, it doesn't bother him to be called racist, because those doing the calling spend their time eating lightbulbs in the back of a trailer. If they were actually respectable people it might be different.

  39. It's all in the name... by jctull · · Score: 1

    How can anyone with the name 'Fuzzy' possible claim defamation of character as grounds for a lawsuit? I would have thought his parents would be the first target to go after.

  40. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    The very nature of publication rights these days means that your analogy is flawed.

    If a paper company gave paper to a newspaper company, told them to fill it up with whatever content they saw fit, and THEN published it without editorial input, then it'd be a fair comparison. Unfortunately, that only happens on the internet. The medium and the publication are synonymous, so the responsibility for the message isn't quite so clear-cut as it has been in the past.

    If you don't understand that this is a significant and subtle shift, I'm not sure I really want you to start a business.

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  41. "Fuzzy" by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd being suing whoever gave me that nickname if I were him...

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  42. Old poem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuzzy Zoeller was a golfer
    Fuzzy Zoeller had no ball fur
    Fuzzy Zoeller wasn't fuzzy, was he?

  43. who gives a fuck??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who gives a fuck???

  44. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by multisync · · Score: 2, Informative

    They shouldn't be allowed to sue Wikipedia unless they are accusing Wikipedia of the damage itself.


    You do know he is not suing Wikipedia, right? He tracked the IP of the person who posted the allegedly libelous comments in Wikipedia to Josef Silny & Associates, a Miami law firm. He is suing them, probably hoping they will tell him which of their employees he should be suing instead.
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  45. What's the name of this Miami firm? by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 0

    'Next Best Thing'?

  46. In the past six months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear the number of racist comments made by Fuzzy Zoeller has at least tripled in the past six months.

  47. Internet is part of the real world by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    A lot of people seem to think that something that would NOT be OK in the real world is just automatically OK if you do it using the internet. This sounds like one of those cases.

    Someone allegedly said in writing things that were libelous toward someone else.

    That should be all we need to know. The fact that it took place on the internet is simply not relevant.

    1. Re:Internet is part of the real world by neminem · · Score: 1

      No, it's more like, someone wrote something bad about someone on a piece of paper. I know! Let's try to sue the paper manufacturers for providing the slanderer the opportunity!

  48. Wikipedia never looses anything by krischik · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a Wikibook administratos I can tell you that the WikiMedia software never deletes anything - it is just hidden from the general public. If you have a legitimate reason to look at deleted entries you can ask an Administrator to make the data available to you.

    Martin

    1. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      s a Wikibook administratos I can tell you that the WikiMedia software never deletes anything - it is just hidden from the general public. If you have a legitimate reason to look at deleted entries you can ask an Administrator to make the data available to you.

      Under Wiki's license shouldn't everything, including edits, be available to anyone? If not then you have a loophole that others can exploit to avoid complying with the license.

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    2. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by Jello+B. · · Score: 0, Troll

      A Wikibook administrator should know that the software is called MediaWiki.

    3. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by krischik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting point. However, there are several resons why not:

      1) Page-Name typos - why keep them online?
      2) SPAM
      3) Illegal content
      4) Unwanded content - Each wikipedia project has a mission and will not accept content which is utside scope.

      If you disagree in a particular case you can file a "vote for undelete" and ask the adminstrators to make the content available.

      Martin

    4. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The gfdl only requires attibution of material so if the material is no longer there its history doesn't have to be either.

      even if the material is there i don't think full development history of it is required, thats just the easiest way for a wiki to provide attibution.

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    5. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by Dan100 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Under Office Actions the Wikimedia Foundation reserves the right to delete edits at the database level - wiping them from existence, not just from public view.

    6. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      [I've also seen wikipedia delete (hide from non-admins) all revisions of "non-notable entries." I'm not sure I would consider that a wise idea, but maybe the current system just isn't capable of different degrees of page deletion, and all of it is handled the same.]
      Anyway, back on topic:
      What if part of the allegations are true?

      "Today's most voluble drinker may be U.S. Open and Masters champion Fuzzy Zoeller, who says surgery will be necessary on his chronic bad back 'only if the bars run out of vodka ..."

      There's some other interesting bits at worldgolf.com, both about this current story (wikipedia claiming part of rush limbaugh's entry got switched? huh?) and about other interesting things about Zoeller *grin*. It's funny to hear about Zoeller getting offended about an Internet posting when, while in the Deep South, he told Tiger Woods not to order fried chicken and collard greens.

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    7. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by cynetix · · Score: 1

      This is quite interesting: Wikipedia as an impromptu but secure archive.

      If I were in possession of, say, classified government documents that I needed to leak or save a copy of but didn't want to go through the risk of doing it directly or storing it somewhere it could be found, I could type it into Wikipedia (from the library)!

      Then later, even after it got edited out and forgotten, it would be available either in the page history or, if hidden by an admin and important enough, available by subpoena.

    8. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything by at_18 · · Score: 1

      Under Wiki's license shouldn't everything, including edits, be available to anyone?

      No, wikipedia's license doesn't force wikipedia to redistribute your content. If wikipedia decides to redistribute it, then it must follows the license's rules.

  49. Nah, the story is actually... by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The story is actually that someone's finally doing something to defuse, well, what Penny Arcade called the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. (Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad.) There are a lot of people who did just that: took the supposed anonymity of the internet as just an oportunity to harrass, defame, cause grief, etc.

    It can be a lot of damage even if you're not an "ImportantPerson(TM)", because we live in an age where bosses google their employees, neighbours google each other, and the village gossip googles the whole freakin' village for some gossip material. We're also in an age where people might glue posters to your door or drive you out of town because they found someone else by the same name rumoured to be a sex offender in some anonymous blog, or as was once the case because they were too stupid to know what "paeditrician" means. (It's a kind of doctor, not a paedophile.) We also live in an age of hypocrisy where someone might hold some rumour against you, not because they believe it, not because they are any better, but because it doesn't fit their bullshit PR corporate image.

    So basically carpet bombing the internet, Wikipedia included, with bits of defamation like "JohnTurner admitted in 2007 that he was trying hard to overcome his kiddy porn addiction" or "JohnTurner said he stopped beating his wife nowadays" or "see JohnTurner's guide to surfing for porn undetected at work and using the corporate appserver as a warez site. Excellent reading." can cause a lot of harm even if you're not some celebrity.

    E.g., the HR drone for your next job googles you, they don't have the time or the inclination to do a thorough checking. Most of what everyone does at all stages is actually looking for some excuse, any excuse, no matter how lame, to discard as many candidates as possible. It can be just because they didn't like your email provider, or it can be literally by numerology or tarot. (Don't laugh, it's not a joke, there _are_ companies which use numerology or tarot to thin out the candidates pool. Assign a number to each letter in your name, sum them up, sum the digits up until you get a single digit, see if it matches the sum for the company name. If not, your CV goes directly into the garbage bin.) The underlying assumption is that you're just yet another dime-a-dozen peon in a sea of perfectly replaceable and interchangeable peons. PHBs love that assumption. So noone's going to do a thorough checking just for you, see the context, see if such a guide to surfing for porn actually exists anywhere, etc. They'll just google until something bad comes up, then stop.

    And it's maybe not a bad thing that someone is suing such a fuckwad and proving once again that anonymity isn't as granted as people think. Sure, noone will bother getting your name out of the ISP if you just posted on Slashdot during work hours, but if you take the step to actively harrass and defame someone, or break any other law, all that anonymity may well be harder to maintain than just being behind a modem. For a lot of people it might just take the essential component out of that greater internet fuckwad recipe. It may even be a good thing.

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    1. Re:Nah, the story is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penny Arcade sucks, and you suck for mentioning it.

    2. Re:Nah, the story is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't laugh, it's not a joke, there _are_ companies which use numerology or tarot to thin out the candidates pool.

      Damn, now I know why I always had such trouble getting employed! My name wprks out to 666!

  50. cry baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wah wah wah! Someone wrote something nasty about me. Wah wah wah! Mommy!

    Dude, GROW UP!

  51. Can I sue the city? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    Can I sue the city? if someone spraypaints slander about me on a wall?

    Prehaps I could sue the goverment if the law ISNT the way I want it.

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    1. Re:Can I sue the city? by tomknight · · Score: 1

      Your example shows how little you understand of the issue - indeed, your example implied that you think it'd be right to sue Wikipedia.

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    2. Re:Can I sue the city? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      you totally misread my post. I dont think wikipedia is liable

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    3. Re:Can I sue the city? by tomknight · · Score: 1

      I beg your pardon - I guess I missed the sarcasm. Oops.

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    4. Re:Can I sue the city? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the city own the wall? Have they removed the slander yet?

  52. Realy? Sure that is a mistake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fuzzy_Zo eller&diff=110069453&oldid=110069413

    Zoeller is also notable for endorsing the Prosthipenis, a penile prosthetic for men whose genitals have been irreparably damaged, saying "it really turned my life around, I feel like a man again for the first time since that awful belt-sander accident".

  53. Lay your troubles to rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...wikipedia keeps calling any changes made on it's site that it doesn't like vandalism.

    Wrong. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:VAND to find out what vandalism is and what it is not.

  54. MediaWiki by krischik · · Score: 1

    shure - i just did not want to make my post to compicated for the average /. reader :-) .

  55. Previous edit trail available at Wikipedia-Watch by Everyman · · Score: 1

    Zoeller was libeled, and it appears that it was done by an employee at work. The company doesn't deserve to take the rap for this any more than Zoeller should have to put with it. The vandal should be identified for the record. Wikipedia has hidden the evidence, but some of it was captured before they did this. It is linked at the top of http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/

  56. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by Slagged · · Score: 1

    Anti-Trend,

    Fuzzy is from very near my home town. He is a fine man and not the type of person you claim. Professional golfers make most of their money through endorsements and not by winning at golf (though this does help!). It's not too hard to imagine that such defamatory remarks could, in fact, harm him financially. I think he has good reason to sue the person responsible.

    Your opinion, that this might not be the most productive way to clean up a tarnished image, may have some merit. The manner in which you asserted it reveals that you are the "utterly infantile" person in this conversation.

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  57. Just fix it and move on. by flaknugget · · Score: 1

    Why not just correct the errors on his wikipedia article and get on with life.

    He seriously needs to lawyer-up and hope for a settlement?

    It's just wikipedia, it's not the frigg'n New York Times, or something that relies on credibility and accountability.

    Come read my blog, where I talk about Fuzzy Zoeller's involvement with the black-market diamond trade. It's trues I tells-ya!

    1. Re:Just fix it and move on. by c0sine · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that he can't "just let it go", because he needs as much noise about this as he can create. Questionable publicity for so called "public people" is pretty much the same as food and water for the rest of us: if they don't get any of it, they're gonna stale and an average "Sports illustrated" or any other tabloid magazine will forget about their existence the very same day.

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  58. Fuzzy's whole family is a mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting this anonymously today, but about ten years ago my girlfriend at the time took me to a huge no-holds-barred party at the home of the good Mr. Zoeller. I got to meet his bi daughter (whom my girlfriend apparently still had a thing for) and his apparently worthless Porsche-driving fratboy son, who threw up in the grand piano later that same evening. It was quite a party, topless lesbians everywhere. Anyway, apparently this was S.O.P. at the Zoeller household, or so the daughter told me whenever her mouth wasn't... well, otherwise occupied.

    The Wikipedia entry was just repeating what is generally common knowledge around town anyway.

    1. Re:Fuzzy's whole family is a mess by Cartack · · Score: 0

      interesting stuff.. wikipedia is calling you to update his file...

  59. It is vandalism by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    Updating the wikipedia entry with information you know to be false is vandalism. It's not a question of wikipedia not liking it. It's an act by an individual(s) to forcibly alter the content of the page in a manner not consistant with reality.
    I do consider things like government officials having their staff daily editing their entries to post their 'stand' on an issue, and deleting all the evidence to the contrary, to be vandalism. The same as I consider someone adding these false claims to Fuzzy's entry to be vandalism.
    These are not the same as people posting incorrect dates or honestly confusing 2 the 2 'Howard Sterns' in the news right now (One a radio DJ & the other a lawyer). This particular instance appears to be a malicious addition to his entry for whatever reason. That makes it both libel, and vandalism.

    1. Re:It is vandalism by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but vandalism is a crime, editing wikipidia entries is not. Therefore the word does not apply. The only reason why wikipedia insists on using it is probably to try to get people arrested for it. You leave your site open, you will get bad stuff on it. If you want more control, lock the site down to registered members. Don't try to put people in jail.

  60. so you want to be the thought police? by tacokill · · Score: 1

    So, if I read you right, you are beating Fuzzy up over what he thinks?

    Look, I reacted the same way you probably did when I heard both Fuzzy's and Tim Hardaway's comments. I, personally, don't feel the same way they do. But make no mistake about it -- I firmly believe they have a right to feel anyway they want to feel. Whether they express those sentiments is another matter and we, reasonably, expect to talk about it when they do mouth off.

    Of course, we can react to what they say however we choose. But beating someone up and basically saying, "you aren't thinking about this correctly" is the same thing as being the thought police.

    In sum:
    Beating up for speaking their mind - fine.
    Reacting however you want to - fine.
    Beating them up for THINKING what they think - not a good thing.

    1. Re:so you want to be the thought police? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1
      Fuzzy Zoeller and Tim Hardaway have every right to think whatever they want, and I will defend that right. But I will also rip them every chance I get, for using the media to promote their racist or bigoted agendas. My real problem with Fuzzy is that he got a lot of money to play golf, but felt it necessary to make racist comments about another golfer when he knew that the world was listening. I'm certainly no fan of Tiger, but what Fuzzy did was inexcusable, and I'll always associate him with that. The same for Hardaway: he can be who he wants, and I'll dislike him for being an idiot.

      There's no "thought police" issue about any of this, and if there is it's that we all have the right to stand up and tell these degrading bullies that their belittlement will not keep anyone down. I'm not an African-American/Thai-American golfer, nor a gay African-American basketball player, but I'll tell anyone to stick it up their ass if they think calling anyone anything inflamatory like that will work in an attempt to belittle them. They can say whatever the hell they want, and they'll pay the consequences (lost sponsorships in Fuzzy's case) for sounding like prejudiced idiots.

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  61. Look for a movie called "Absence of Malice"... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Paul Newman, I think.....addresses this very issue, you'll like it.

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  62. ...and he has "dimpled" balls... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    but you didn't hear that from me....nor that he whacks them around almost every day...

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  63. Or.... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    They can simply require any submission to have some sort of referenceable source...you know, kinda like what I have to do when I make a regulatory compliance finding or structural analysis.

    Although...I did once reference a paper that I wrote on work done a few years later...this then, would be the engineering equivalent of "because I said so".

    Then again, the prior paper had numerous outside references to support it.

    The point is, Wikipedia can require submitters to show some evidence that they are not just "pulling this out of their ass".

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  64. Chicken by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    I hope they serve fried chicken at the trial.

  65. Seems reasonable to me. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Looks as though the defamatory remarks are sort of back in the article. Except now they are there as a factual statement that he is suing for someone posting those remarks. I find that ironic and funny.

    The reporting of the remarks doesn't quote them. Instead it paraphrases them in a way that makes it clear that they were an over-the-top vandalism rather than having any connection to Zoeller's actual behavior.

    Further, anybody who is at all familiar with the law on defamation would be aware that truth is an absolute defense. Zoeller would be a fool to file such a suit if there were any truth at all to the allegations.

    So, no, I don't see any irony or humor in the entry containing the facts of the suit including a paraphrase of the remarks in question. If anything it serves as a retraction and a defense of Zoeller's character.

    When was the last time you saw, say, the New York Times give as much prominence to a retraction of an erroneous story as they gave to the original story. Yet this is exactly what Wikipedia is doing.

    Further, the retraction will no doubt remain posted far longer than the original smear, and (thanks to both the expanding fame of Wikipedia and the press coverage of this issue) come to the attention of far more people.

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  66. It will for anyone familiar with the law. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    A fair point, but even a successful libel case isn't going to remove that stigma from your name.

    It will for anyone familiar with the law - provided the case receives as much coverage as the original libel or slander.

    Truth is an absolute defense against suits for libel or slander. So a defamed person would be a fool to sue if there was a trace of truth to the smear: Such truth would almost certainly come out, with MUCH wider coverage, at the trial. And then he'd also be on the hook for filing a bogus suit. Thus just the fact that he's suing is a strong indication that the smear is completely false.

    Meanwhile, the fact of the suit replacing the smear in the Wiki entry serves as a long-lived retraction, with at least the reach of the original smear. Even old caches are automatically linked to the updated entry, while the news articles also link back and give it broader coverage. No doubt the entry will eventually be updated with the result of the suit, as well, and last for a very long time.

    It's nice to see that Wikipedia's structure so strongly resists use as a defamation tool. It's good both for the project itself and for a world of potential victims.

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  67. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > He is a fine man and not the type of person you claim.

    "That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not to serve fried chicken next year. Got it?" Zoeller then smiled, snapped his fingers, and walked away before turning and added, "or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve."

    Yeah, great guy.

  68. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by Intron · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's a law firm. Their website says they do "foreign credentials evaluation" which sounds like they should be experts at determining whether, say, a Wikipedia entry is valid or bogus.

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  69. Re:At least they have adequate legal representatio by multisync · · Score: 1

    I didn't bother to check their site, but I'll take you at your word. The article linked to in the summary (from Networkworld, whoever the hell they are) said they were a "law firm," and claimed to be quoting an Associated Press story. The Miami Herald calls them a "Miami education consulting firm." ESPN agrees, as do most of the other sites I just checked. Of course, most of those are just re-publishing the AP story, without checking it for accuracy.

    I guess the lesson here is don't take everything you read as gospel, regardless of whether you read it on Wikipedia, or CNN, or in your local newspaper. Check out the facts, cause they probably didn't bother.

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  70. What will this do for Fuzzy? by Dorozhand · · Score: 1

    Suing over libel on the internet is not a sign of intelligence. Famous people deal with this all the time, and the bright ones ignore it. Wiki articles are what they are: the opinions of posters. They remove such libel if anyone thinks it's worth removing. Evidently this libel was posted for over a month before anyone cared enough to correct it. This may say a lot about Fuzzy or even more about Fuzzy'a fans, or ever even more about Wikipedia. What this will get for Fuzzy is a lot of bad publicity. People will dig up all the questionable statements he has ever made, including the racist ones. The golfing industry sponsors won't like that. His fans will get too much information. It might even kill his career on the circuit. He may end up on a third-rate course somewhere in Florida as the "local golf pro," which translates as "Has-Been." Maybe his case will serve as an example to other famous people: get a thicker skin or laugh it off, after all, it was just some idiot on the net.

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  71. Wikipedia Stole Research from Colossal Storage by fedrive · · Score: 1

    They published information even after several requests not to.

    The inventor of phonton induced electric field poling Michael E. Thomas has " 2 patents " and requested Wikipedia remove the commonality of their prose stating EVERYONE knows how to do this and further NOT giving credit for his 20 years of ground breaking work on the technology.

    After 8 years of website publication and research from 1985 in which no other country, company, or scientist ever doing research in the area was characterized by Wikipedia as banal research.

    Wikipedia thinks they are the Patent Office and God of Gods.

    I hope Zoellor shuts Wikipedia down ! go Fuzzy !

  72. Waaaaa! by renegadesx · · Score: 1

    What a fucking whinier "You made fun of me! I'll Sue! Waaaaa!" Fucking American legal system, nobody sued him when he basically called Tiger Woods a porch monkey

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  73. Do I even have to ask? by srcosmo · · Score: 1

    What is the IP, for God's sake??

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